That's what the Collectors should have done during the Suicide Mission. It would have been their most potent defense. Miranda: "Shepard, we're taking heavy fire, and we've got Seeker swarms all around us! ...Shepard? ...SHEPARD?!" Shepard: "Look at that Collector over there! He's dancing! That's awesome!"
"What is love?!" I think we just found out. Love is the only word that can describe my feelings for that Turian. Thanks, Turian, for clearing that up for us.
Every time I do thanes loyalty mission,I always get distracted by this guy,but then thane goes"do you have the target"then I'm like,damn it ,fine I'm going.lol
My head canon is that this guy got turned into Marauder Shields and because or his impressive dance skills the reapers made him their last line of defense xD
His thoughts: "I will dance to this weird alien song because it just feels good. Maybe this way I can get the attention of that hot N7 human over there."
Thane: "Dammit Shepard we lost Jorahm why did you not update me?" Shepard: "Sorry Thane I was distracted by this turian...he has some EPIC! moves, almost as good as mine.Almost" Every squadmate: "*raises eyebrows* uh-huh"
Surprisingly, I never saw this guy when I did this mission. Which is odd, because I'm one of those players who has to stop and look at everything before I move on.
Not sure why UA-cam just presented me with this again. But you know when you’re in a really bad place and some stupid thing is the funniest thing you have ever seen and breaks you out? This was my stupid thing.
Quite possibly one of the things I love best about Bio-ware is the little treats like this they hide in the background. You just know some part of the development team spent a whole day adding this in and laughing their ass off about it
seriously xD other ppl are just jamming and this guy goes all out. Must have liked the music xD (I wanna know who in the mass effect team put this guy here)
Honestly, the first time I played this mission, I thought this was the guy I was supposed to follow, so when Thane asked what the target was doing, I kinda ended up bursting into laughter...and then completely failed the mission.
hearing What is Love 13 years after it was a popular meme song just brings back so many memories of low-quality gifs and old lolrandom humour... good times
They deliberately made Techno Turian so damn awesome and distracting; he's the only reason anyone would have to fail the mission, it's too easy otherwise without him happily boogeying on the dance floor!
Goddamnit, I have homework to do, but this video... it's mesmerizing. That turian rocks the dance floor. Also, why does the music and the dancing sync up so perfectly?
Female Shepard kinda looks she is 'trying' to dance like this Turian, at Purgatory in ME3, like the arm shake thing. Poor dance!illiterate Shep, can't even copy-cat dance correctly. :p
I MISSED THIS GUY ;A; Everybody was talking about this awesome sunovabitch that made them fail the mission, but I never saw him! I was too busy concentrating on the mission to notice. FFFFFFFFFF-
Military discipline, martial arts, they're bird-like so their mating rituals probably involve showing off... Turians suck at humor and metaphors but dancing is different.
Pour moi, la meilleure, la seule, l'unique, vraie et sensuelle vidéo du techno turien ! La (belle) musique coordonnée aux (belles) images presqu'en rythme me font depuis 3 ans danser dans mon bureau quand je me la passe. ...
Responsible for 90% of the failures of Thane's loyalty mission.
It actually happened to me too. I wasn't even looking for him.
Stop calling me out. XD
Yes!! It's too easy to get distracted by him!
Wait he was there??????
Thane: Shepard I need an update!
Shep: That turian has mad skillz
*Thane:* "My son's a contract killer now, I hope it was worth it."
*Shepard:* _sheds tear_ "It really was."
I call it..... The Calibrator
I want to like it but I can't mess up the number :(
Dinnae
199 likes, who will be that lucky 200 one?
Mass Effect 3.5 Party:
-Techno Turian
-Biotic God
-Blasto the Hanar Spectre
-Maurader Shields
paperbullet1945 Don't forget the dancing Vorcha
The Raven and Sheppy the Volus
Needs the polite Krogan...
-Prothy the Prothean
Add Shifty Looking Cow and a swarm of pyjaks.
this joke was made earlier but what the hell
"I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THE DANCE FLOOR"
PREPARE THE BEAT FOR ASCENSION
"Turians not dancing" indoctrination theory confirmed.
YOU WILL FALL FOR MY SICK GROVE
What if I told you Bioware put this guy in on purpose to make Thane's loyalty mission harder?
Only problem is that he's easy to miss if you're focused on the mission.
Those magnificent bastards...
Thane: "Shepard, I need an update."
Shepard: "Stand by."
Thane: "Shepard?"
Shepard: "I said stand by, dammit!"
"You know what the difference is between you and me, Shepard? I make this look GOOD."
+raf7550 Haha, nice one.
This Turian has better dance moves than the Commander.
CDR. Javik That's not hard, though.
TheDumbRock
I'm signing the Commander up for dance lessons if he likes it or not.
+CDR. Javik can't you just transfer the memory of every dancer who was better from your cycle into his head?
+CDR. Javik You can make Shepard do that dance in ME2 and ME3.
Just throw him out the airlock.
Isn't that the presidium grounds keeper that said turians don't dance?....
Yes 😂
Wait, is that really him?! Omg that made this 10x funnier! XD
Why am I learning this now I'm so happy
He was right about one thing: Turians don’t dance… they groove!
Last mission should be keeping this guy safe until you reach the catalyst. Just watching him dance would end the cycle so hard.
The creators did this on purpose just to distract us from thanes side mission with the awesomeness of this guys dancing. damn them.
That's what the Collectors should have done during the Suicide Mission. It would have been their most potent defense.
Miranda: "Shepard, we're taking heavy fire, and we've got Seeker swarms all around us! ...Shepard? ...SHEPARD?!"
Shepard: "Look at that Collector over there! He's dancing! That's awesome!"
Shepard needs to call up this Turian for some dance lessons.
He did, check the way he dances in Purgatory.
All of the dancing skill Shepard should have had was absorbed by this Turian.
This guy sure can finish his calibrations fast enough to have free dance time on the citadel. Garrus should learn from him
You better update Thane about the Techno Turian!!
This is how i failed the mission. Too busy watching
This guy should've been the only person Grunt let into the party!
I could watch this longer than Garrus can calibrate the Normandy's guns
and that slowly fainting "update thane" bar...
"What is love?!"
I think we just found out. Love is the only word that can describe my feelings for that Turian. Thanks, Turian, for clearing that up for us.
Every time I do thanes loyalty mission,I always get distracted by this guy,but then thane goes"do you have the target"then I'm like,damn it ,fine I'm going.lol
I love the way he looks at his own hips and nods. He KNOWS he's on fire.
"BioWare can't animate"
Explain THIS then
I...I think I'm in love.
ClassicGamer102 you and me both man
I love the confidence with which he walks to the floor and immediately takes control with that sexy arm raising move.
And he still dances better than Shepard.
Shepard dances like a damn slump of concrete. Or like crazed drug addict!
My head canon is that this guy got turned into Marauder Shields and because or his impressive dance skills the reapers made him their last line of defense xD
I actually never noticed the dancing turian, i'll have to pay attention next time :D
His thoughts:
"I will dance to this weird alien song because it just feels good. Maybe
this way I can get the attention of that hot N7 human over there."
Thane: "Dammit Shepard we lost Jorahm why did you not update me?"
Shepard: "Sorry Thane I was distracted by this turian...he has some EPIC! moves, almost as good as mine.Almost"
Every squadmate: "*raises eyebrows* uh-huh"
*personal headcanon*
When the citidel gets captured the groundskeeper here gets turned into a marauder and he's the one you meet at the end
The one dancing male that doesn't do that shitty shuffle.
I know, right? XD
Turians dont dance... they rock the floor!!
I wish you could romance Techno Turian
He's WAY out of our league.
I've visited this video more times than I care to admit. There's just something about Techno Turian that draws me to him...it's mesmerising.
I must summon you again. Embrace the Techno Turian lifestyle once again. (Someone help I can't stop watching this video)
@dede1842 it's been 10 years and the Techno Turian has been living his best life the entire time. Truly my role model 🤝
Surprisingly, I never saw this guy when I did this mission.
Which is odd, because I'm one of those players who has to stop and look at everything before I move on.
Not sure why UA-cam just presented me with this again. But you know when you’re in a really bad place and some stupid thing is the funniest thing you have ever seen and breaks you out? This was my stupid thing.
after 5 years (when I discovered this) I still can't stop watching it
(Update Thane)
Thane: "Shepard, status update?"
Shepard: "This guys got some moves!"
He walked in with the confidence of a Turian who knows he's about to do some cool shit
Certified turian shaker moment
Quite possibly one of the things I love best about Bio-ware is the little treats like this they hide in the background. You just know some part of the development team spent a whole day adding this in and laughing their ass off about it
I always get so nervous during this quest when Thane is stressing me :( "Stay with him!"
Thane: Shepard I need an update!
Shep: That turian has some sick moves
seriously xD other ppl are just jamming and this guy goes all out. Must have liked the music xD (I wanna know who in the mass effect team put this guy here)
Shepard: *does the exact dance, considered horrible dancer*
Turian: **does the exact dance, everyone goes nuts*
When a Turian hears late 20th century human music for the first time.
All jokes aside, he's really good.
That Turian dances better than most people in real clubs do, it's shocking lol but so entertaining to watch :D
Didn't even notice him before, but damnit, now I'll keep looking for him! Thanks to you, I'll end up failing Thane's loyalty mission. :(
What th-...HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS?!
I'm going back and replaying Thane's Loyalty mission right now.
Turian hips are made for dancing.
i wish he can dance with me too... {{smiles}}
: )
You know how to dance, Eugene faucher ?!..{{smiles}}
I can.. Not good.. But I will..
Shepard: Whoa
Thane: Damn it Shepard stop watching that Turian!
Honestly, the first time I played this mission, I thought this was the guy I was supposed to follow, so when Thane asked what the target was doing, I kinda ended up bursting into laughter...and then completely failed the mission.
*Damn...*
That turian dances way better than me. I could watch this all day.
Damn that vid is almost 10 years old now. But still gold.
hearing What is Love 13 years after it was a popular meme song just brings back so many memories of low-quality gifs and old lolrandom humour... good times
Even after all these years, I still rewatch this. I love it so much.
i saw someone doing some of these moves at my last school dance; i had to leave the room because i was laughing too hard
Damn, how did I miss this God of the dance?
Looking at him makes me want to move around some too. >.<
'gets song stuck in her head'
Shepard wishes he could dance this well
Still dances better than me
They deliberately made Techno Turian so damn awesome and distracting; he's the only reason anyone would have to fail the mission, it's too easy otherwise without him happily boogeying on the dance floor!
Goddamnit, I have homework to do, but this video... it's mesmerizing.
That turian rocks the dance floor.
Also, why does the music and the dancing sync up so perfectly?
Female Shepard kinda looks she is 'trying' to dance like this Turian, at Purgatory in ME3, like the arm shake thing. Poor dance!illiterate Shep, can't even copy-cat dance correctly. :p
Femshep actually danced really cute in ME1. Idk why they changed hers to male shep from 2 forward.
I MISSED THIS GUY ;A; Everybody was talking about this awesome sunovabitch that made them fail the mission, but I never saw him! I was too busy concentrating on the mission to notice.
FFFFFFFFFF-
Update Thane?
*Yes*
That guy dances better than every one of my squad.
Scorching that dance floor till the end of the cycle
Military discipline, martial arts, they're bird-like so their mating rituals probably involve showing off...
Turians suck at humor and metaphors but dancing is different.
I don't know about sucking at humor, Garrus makes me giggle rather often, but you are right, they do have a difficulty with metaphors XD
Koneko Mitsuki "I had the reach, she had the flexibility..."
Stefan Constantin Dumitrache lol That was a great line XD
A line that has the reach for a flexible mind, I guess.
Stefan Constantin Dumitrache Haha maybe :P
The hips. The footwork. The passion.
Truly we are bugs among kings.
Techno Turian for president!
I don't know, he's got great charisma and points, but he has a tendency to dance around issues.
This is ages old, but damn is it ever cute 😂
I could update Thane but the prrriiizzeee
Back for good old memories....
8 years later and this is in my recommended
Hell yeah
This guy NEEDS to be on ME3...he made me restart that mission over 7 times.
I can't believe its been 10 years
12 Years... I can't take this. We need to go back bros...
We REALLY need to go back
@@KaiserGbL3 fugg
I'm in love >
Thank God I didn't notice this when I played through Than's loyalty mission. I would have failed miserably. It's memorizing.
Can't stop laughing!!!!!!
When I'm sad, I stop being sad and dance like the techno turian instead, which is awesome. True story.
Hi I’m techno Turian and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
this was ahead of its time.
This feels like a 2020 meme ngl.
but..how did you get down there?! :O
I wanna know that too. And damn this guy can dance. Wish he could dance with me XD
Probably noclip.
I played this game how many times and missed this priceless moment?
I think my ovaries just exploded.
How the HELL did I miss this. Random Turian is full of win lmao!
The music makes the dance fit very well in that segment of the mission! LOL
When Grounds Keeper ISN'T on duty ^^
I want to be able to dance with this turian in ME3.
Bioware needs to make this happen!
I totally missed this guy. I was way too focused on the mission.
Pour moi, la meilleure, la seule, l'unique, vraie et sensuelle vidéo du techno turien ! La (belle) musique coordonnée aux (belles) images presqu'en rythme me font depuis 3 ans danser dans mon bureau quand je me la passe. ...
Mass Effect 3 could legit have a DLC where a bunch of joke characters attempt to fight a reaper.
It goes about as well as you'd expect
New Renegade Option Available:
"Dance With Turian"
I remember watching this years ago and loved it. What happened to time? Please take me back, mass effect will never be the same again