DUMBEST VALORANT PLAYER OF ALL TIME

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
  • We hired lawyers to find the dumbest player in Valorant...
    While my friends and I were playing valorant, my friends started arguing and debating which friend was dumber. Specifically, which friend playing valorant has the lowest IQ. So, to find the stupidest player in valorant, we told funny stories and compared accents to see who was the stupidest. Eventually, we had our friends become lawyers for each other, and battled for the trophy of stupidity in the supreme law of justice of a court room. During the battle between dumb friends on valorant, the dumbest player ended up making a mistake in their argument which made them lose the court case battle in Valorant. They were now the dumbest player in valorant due to having a below average or low IQ level (but tbh all valorant players have low -200 iq ROASTED!). The dumbest player was about to become the angriest valorant player because they lost, so we decided to have a re-trial or a mistrial in VR. So, in Valorant in VR, we had a ton more crazy and funny bits and jokes. We uncovered old tweets and cursed videos through my discord (they probably have so much evidence because they are constantly valorant e dating and being gremlin e daters on valorant that spend too much time on discord calls at night on valorant). I also had a live twitch chat live stream that was reacting to the funniest valorant dumb bits we were doing. The Twitch chat was considered the jury and they helped decide who was the dumbest player in Valorant.
    Timestamps:
    0:00 Average Valorant Players:
    0:37 WHO IS THE DUMBEST VALORANT PLAYER?👩‍⚖️
    2:29 The "Re-Trial" Rules📃
    2:57 Somebody missed math class (1/4)➕
    4:15 Most Cursed Minion Screeching (1/4)👿
    5:35 improper Courtroom Etiquette (2/4)🍽
    6:04 Megamind = Big Brain? (3/4)👿
    6:56 300 absences in 1 year... (3/4)🐶
    8:40 Underscores _ in 2022... (4/4)
    9:53 Ryantoyreview is out of pocket (4/4)👦
    10:32 Switching sides...⚖
    11:15 Final "Dumb" Decision...🎯
    11:46 School Punishment🏋️‍♀️
    Friends in the video▼🙋‍♂️
    ▸ItzDante - @ItzDante
    ▸Artax - @ArtaxOfficial
    ▸DcEplayer - @DcEplayer
    ▸Fufu - @OMMFufu
    FOLLOW MY SOCIALS!▼📱
    ★Twitch - / oozern
    ★Twitter - / oozern_yt
    ★Discord - / discord
    ★TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/KY5XwC
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 285

  • @Oozern
    @Oozern  Рік тому +293

    WHO IS DUMBER? FUFU OR DANTE?🤔(NO CHEATING❌)

  • @leonzatrax908
    @leonzatrax908 Рік тому +642

    I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts laughing at this video dante is 🐐

    • @NinjaGamer-ld1kn
      @NinjaGamer-ld1kn Рік тому

      yooo same pfp lol

    • @mimo.001
      @mimo.001 Рік тому

      @@NinjaGamer-ld1kn yoo same comment commenting on lol

    • @LettuceNotLetus
      @LettuceNotLetus Рік тому +1

      @@NinjaGamer-ld1kn that is the basic bitch of profile pictures ngl

    • @otaiman7736
      @otaiman7736 Рік тому

      So dante become a goat?

    • @bYndead
      @bYndead Рік тому

      fr

  • @Slawt
    @Slawt Рік тому +341

    The fact that "apostrophe" is misspelled at 9:19 at such a contentious moment of grammatical warfare is truly a master class in storytelling
    Was it on purpose? An accident? Was Oozern truly the dumbest Valorant player all along? We may never know...

    • @flatuitous
      @flatuitous Рік тому +16

      Bro pulled a shakespeare on us

    • @fadeout_yt3060
      @fadeout_yt3060 Рік тому +1

      kk shakespeare

    • @realcosmic
      @realcosmic Рік тому +3

      “warfare” bro thinks he’s playing COD 💀

    • @hh-rd4jz
      @hh-rd4jz 9 місяців тому +1

      you the goat bro

  • @Oozern
    @Oozern  Рік тому +40

    my friends are comedy geniuses🥰🥰

  • @clarita5662
    @clarita5662 Рік тому +167

    dante and fufu are my absolute favorites and watching a video with them both with it made my crappy day much better
    ily ooze, love your content ♥

  • @ArtaxOfficial
    @ArtaxOfficial Рік тому +13

    aint no way ima be able to be a lawyer after this mane smh

  • @AsianNate.
    @AsianNate. Рік тому +47

    I don't know how but your content is way better than any other content I've ever watched, whenever I watch your videos, no matter what it's about, i always laugh, I always end up laughing so hard that my stomach aches really bad and my parents have to shut me up

  • @foxpupmal
    @foxpupmal Рік тому +7

    My favourite bit of the whole thing was literally “it’s like 2 AIs having a conversation” LMFAO

    • @kirotiq
      @kirotiq Рік тому +2

      my favourite bit was the 'stupidsaywhat' part i literally cried laughing

  • @freza48
    @freza48 Рік тому +33

    Honestly , this is the most underrated channel i have ever seen on the web

  • @logpogger9506
    @logpogger9506 Рік тому +19

    Every video I’m just hoping Dante is in it cause he just funny as hell

  • @MuhZahid04
    @MuhZahid04 Рік тому +3

    Fr bro why does this channel not have like 10 million subs, you guys are literally the best entertainer of all youtube

  • @FrostyThaOne
    @FrostyThaOne Рік тому +37

    Hey Oozern. If you recall, I commented about having watched every video of yours. Your videos have helped me laugh when I was having a rough time. I want to thank you for making this content for all of us and spreading positivity in such a hateful community!

  • @SLUUMPED
    @SLUUMPED Рік тому

    ooze its amazing to see you grow, been here since u started making valorant videos (7kish subs) and its absolutely hilarious

  • @verxylasty7843
    @verxylasty7843 Рік тому +12

    Man you always make my day with these videos.

  • @neeznutz_
    @neeznutz_ Рік тому +2

    OKAY THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER (keep up the good work plz :D)

  • @Ingen_futz
    @Ingen_futz Рік тому

    ooze ur vids are funny af and ur underrated af, you have got me on my knees frfr

  • @dogeinvestigator2327
    @dogeinvestigator2327 Рік тому +2

    keep up the good work king u cheered me up when my dad was in the hospital (not gonna tell for personal reasons) so i wasn't that sad cuz your videos are so hilarious

  • @1ayers805
    @1ayers805 Рік тому +12

    Keep it up ooze, haven’t been able to watch the streams in a minute, but keep the vids up!

    • @Oozern
      @Oozern  Рік тому +2

      All good! These videos is where I put most my time anyway! Thanks for watching

  • @RushMyPancake
    @RushMyPancake Рік тому +2

    The ending was so good lmaooooo

  • @xunival
    @xunival Рік тому

    can't believe this guy doesn't have 100k subscribers great content love ya mate

  • @least4495
    @least4495 Рік тому +1

    bro you deserve so many more subs and viewers ur content is gold

  • @MeiiMoose
    @MeiiMoose Рік тому +2

    I love that this video has nothing to do with valorant besides a couple clips

  • @kreshav3189
    @kreshav3189 9 місяців тому

    bro u gotta upload more i love your vids man

  • @ESZE69
    @ESZE69 Рік тому +2

    Man... I Accidently Found This Channel, and Now I Laugh So Hard

  • @melonspeaksonyoutube3320
    @melonspeaksonyoutube3320 Рік тому +1

    this got me laughing so hard i spit out my water and started violently choking to the point i almsot died.Thank you for blessing me with this video

  • @Fennetic
    @Fennetic Рік тому

    I don't think this is valorant but I'm def loving it lmaooo

  • @erbyzyrealcuh
    @erbyzyrealcuh Рік тому +1

    LMAO I LOVE UR VIDS I WAS CRACKING UP THE WHOLE TIME

  • @JSssch
    @JSssch Рік тому

    I legit could not breath during this vid 😂😂😂

  • @sero8793
    @sero8793 Рік тому

    demn this is funny xD, fact dante's voice and expression matches spiderman suit makes it even nmore funnier xD

  • @kushina4256
    @kushina4256 Рік тому +3

    as your turkish follower even though im not quite understand the all sentences in your videos even with that level of my english im really having fun oozern thanks for these videos

  • @liamsiboni8929
    @liamsiboni8929 Рік тому

    I nearly pissed myself from laughter when I watched the Minion part, that shit was funny af 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slayndash6077
    @slayndash6077 Рік тому

    I would plead insanity tbh
    Another banger vid dude :D

  • @exp10101
    @exp10101 9 місяців тому

    NAH IM CRYING LAUGHING AT THE MINION PART

  • @augb.b.3522
    @augb.b.3522 Рік тому +1

    YOUR THE ONLY VALORANT UA-camR TO MAKE ME LAUGH 😂

  • @oi-ii9pi
    @oi-ii9pi Рік тому

    Bro is almost on the 100k lets go!

  • @Real-_-human
    @Real-_-human Рік тому +2

    Everybody need buds like dante and fufu .XD

  • @arewereallypeople3367
    @arewereallypeople3367 2 місяці тому

    i love this video maybe even my favourite video on youtube your like fe4less but in valorant the goats

  • @mime4587
    @mime4587 Рік тому

    Such a funny video im crying 🤣

  • @liltiss3625
    @liltiss3625 Рік тому

    Love the video keep it up

  • @5imonek
    @5imonek Рік тому +1

    fufu is: a baby, a minion and homie went to school and fail
    dante: missed 300 days of shool and failed
    dante 🐐

  • @Filtyzz
    @Filtyzz Рік тому

    My throat and stomach hurts bc I was laughing so fuking hard! I have tears in my eyes, and I can't stop laughing

  • @creamycookie2782
    @creamycookie2782 Рік тому +1

    i cant help to laugh when i see your videos

  • @sosegesz
    @sosegesz Рік тому

    absolute comedy gold

  • @nathanramos6762
    @nathanramos6762 Рік тому +2

    GET THIS MAN TO 100K HES TOO FUNNY

  • @k4yframe
    @k4yframe Рік тому

    Why do i think watching your vid while eating snacks would be a good idea
    Cant eat LAUGHING

  • @yariban9735
    @yariban9735 Рік тому

    Dante got me crying, holy hell

  • @trakz3570
    @trakz3570 Рік тому

    the Ryan tweet killed me bro 😭😭

  • @66099
    @66099 Рік тому +2

    THIS MAN CAN NOT MISS!

  • @settings6636
    @settings6636 Рік тому

    This shit needs to go viral its fucking hilarious

  • @buruqanu
    @buruqanu Рік тому +1

    you guys are the perfect team

  • @kian5366
    @kian5366 8 місяців тому +2

    me: isn't it: "le courte"?

  • @empireninja4479
    @empireninja4479 Рік тому

    HOW HAS THIS MAN NOT HIT A 100K YET 💀😭 this is gold..

  • @darkshxdoz5195
    @darkshxdoz5195 Рік тому

    Love your content

  • @CJ.937
    @CJ.937 Рік тому

    ALMOST 100k!!

  • @fujinotpleb5787
    @fujinotpleb5787 Рік тому

    The start of my journey of asking oozern to make minion 3 vid with stuart

  • @Mookeiz
    @Mookeiz Рік тому

    Best vid yet

  • @Luciid1
    @Luciid1 9 місяців тому

    I CANT TAKE DANTE SCREAMING IN A SPIDERMAN COSTUME ITS TO MUCH😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

  • @dimitridharma4180
    @dimitridharma4180 11 місяців тому +1

    Dante..is a genius..Because his sense of humour was the on that pulled me into this channel. But Oozern proofed to be equally genius with these videos!

    • @entgay3767
      @entgay3767 11 місяців тому

      nah Dante is stupid asf, i watched all their vids 3 times over. Meanwhile in my opinion, fufu is crazy and deranged

  • @ensignsquid300
    @ensignsquid300 Рік тому

    Good day when ozern uploads

  • @rafawojciech2322
    @rafawojciech2322 Рік тому

    - we must test who is stupider
    - meybe give them iq test?
    - nah, I have a better idea

    • @OMMFufu
      @OMMFufu Рік тому

      We took one..... mine was higher 😂😎

  • @cheapinvent7590
    @cheapinvent7590 8 місяців тому

    Bro got fluent in yappiring after 2 trues

  • @lucygoosey3428
    @lucygoosey3428 Рік тому

    This is so funny omg

  • @TheElderOficial
    @TheElderOficial Рік тому

    MAN I LAUGHING SOOOO MUCH ON THIS 4:07

  • @uua5162
    @uua5162 2 місяці тому

    you guys should also collab with al1
    you're just as goofy and funny like them

  • @seranyte7248
    @seranyte7248 Рік тому

    It was SOOOO funny omg 😂

  • @blacksilverufa4266
    @blacksilverufa4266 Рік тому

    They're like a classic playground bully and you know how you deal with bullies?

  • @KoogyVALORANT
    @KoogyVALORANT Рік тому

    THIS IS A MASTERPEICE!

  • @Ok-berry
    @Ok-berry Рік тому

    I love ur contentt

  • @ssj12262
    @ssj12262 3 місяці тому

    how did dante miss 300 days of school and his parents just let him

  • @kaywawa7
    @kaywawa7 Рік тому

    Funny video! 👍

  • @Hanon02
    @Hanon02 Рік тому +1

    A quick objection to the outcome, Dante pointed out that despite missing more school days than there were school days, that he was passing while FuFu supposedly failed despite going to school

    • @entgay3767
      @entgay3767 11 місяців тому +1

      all the evidence against Fufu is not saying fufu is stupid, it just shows him being deranged

    • @Hanon02
      @Hanon02 11 місяців тому

      @@entgay3767 100%. I'd even go as far to state that Dante, despite somehow passing, is still dumb as hell

  • @teros7146
    @teros7146 Рік тому

    Einstein didnt failed any class, he had a 6 everywhere which is in his country he learned in the best grade...

  • @milky511
    @milky511 Рік тому

    I had a clay mask while watching... Bad idea

  • @cooldeadpool6407
    @cooldeadpool6407 Рік тому

    Bro what was the second game for the mistrail

  • @ohhnozonio
    @ohhnozonio Рік тому

    bro was learning 7th grade math 😂😂

  • @The76Wave
    @The76Wave Рік тому

    What game are they using for the courtroom

  • @daddyian
    @daddyian Рік тому

    Dante sounds like ALbert haah

  • @normalsalad3429
    @normalsalad3429 Рік тому

    When you learn that einstein never failed math class 😳😳

  • @williancarai1247
    @williancarai1247 Рік тому

    fufu just got a better lawyer

  • @hwru1063
    @hwru1063 Рік тому

    this has nothing to do w the video but ggs for loud on vct no cap

  • @showme29
    @showme29 3 місяці тому

    oh hell nah bro got hit with the linear equations fuck that

  • @Goastyy
    @Goastyy Рік тому +1

    Dante planned this all along, he is no dumbass he is a menace just like his lawyer said, he specifically manipulated them to give him 300 days of classes so they would waste their money, the school was owned by a mysterious man nobody knew and it was dante, he manipulated Oozern to give him money while he sits back and pretends to be in classes while he is intentionally feeding his dog's chocolate
    What a menace.

  • @hoomansbizarreadventure
    @hoomansbizarreadventure 4 місяці тому

    oozern's content never fails to disappoint. like its actually crazy how he makes so many vids so entertaining. severely underrated btw!!
    Also, I loveeeeee his music choices especially cuz like no other gaming content has it
    especially the mendelssohn at 8:45 😊
    (oozern if you ever see this, do u have a classical music background???)

    • @Oozern
      @Oozern  4 місяці тому +1

      No classical music background, but did play piano as a kid. I just find classical music funny in these situations haha. Glad you appreciate the music choice!

  • @AyBee9725
    @AyBee9725 Рік тому

    I wish, GOD I WIIISH real courts were like this…..

  • @eojoe5308
    @eojoe5308 Рік тому

    dante in that costume bro

  • @hugheswimborne9677
    @hugheswimborne9677 2 дні тому

    Dante some times sounds like spider-man

  • @ckie2409
    @ckie2409 Рік тому

    you should do a try not to laugh video

  • @ytgabereal7338
    @ytgabereal7338 Рік тому

    Was in the editing stream

  • @erbyzyrealcuh
    @erbyzyrealcuh Рік тому +1

    is it just me or is artax dressed as yoshikage kira

  • @braindmg283
    @braindmg283 Рік тому

    I'm cryiinnngggg like- i was in a bad mood before but nowwww I'm so happy bro wtf

  • @halal_spidy
    @halal_spidy Рік тому

    finally , FUCKING FINALLY! start making more VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

  • @alvinyan261
    @alvinyan261 Рік тому

    The fact that he's learning 7th grade math

  • @corkies-rq5vn
    @corkies-rq5vn Рік тому +1

    Dante ain’t dumb, he’s narcissistic 7:38

  • @doniaelattar345
    @doniaelattar345 Рік тому

    With all the soft soft tutorials that exist on YT, yours just created that "light bulb illumination" mont in my head. Thanks for taking the

  • @iq6838
    @iq6838 Рік тому

    this vid slaps on my baby daddy .... did u get it ?... and i luv ur vids.

  • @vT.420
    @vT.420 Рік тому

    dante lowkey sounds like ghetto ian from ghetto smosh

  • @sumalark1798
    @sumalark1798 Рік тому

    but the true dumbest valorant player is the friends we met along the way

  • @dantebrolin5971
    @dantebrolin5971 Рік тому

    These videos with Dante make ME LOOK TERRIBLE

  • @milesshifar9294
    @milesshifar9294 Рік тому

    Do u get alerts when we comment on these

    • @Oozern
      @Oozern  Рік тому +1

      I see the comments when I'm in the UA-cam app but I don't have notifications on

  • @LyghtOak
    @LyghtOak Рік тому

    Poor Hakkeem