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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- The FUNNIEST Stories told on Valorant...
These are the funniest stories told on Valorant with the general theme around funny school stories since everyone is returning to school. These stories are out of pocket, questionable, and hilarious, as each friend in the friend group retells and laughs along with the funniest stories that they recall on Valorant. I hope you enjoy these funny moments valorant storytime video, and I hope these funny stories told on valorant don't scare you from watching valorant story time again. Also, please do not re enact these funny valorant stories at home or at school because some of them are very cursed, even if they are hilarious and made my whole friend group laugh. Hope you enjoy our friend's funny stories and my friend's stupidity!
So, for gamer girls, gamer guys, and hotties alike, I hope you enjoy this Valorant funny moments video sprinkled with funny valorant school stories, funny valorant story time, talking to friends about funny stories in the valorant game, telling funny stories on valorant, hearing about dante punching a kindergartener, and overall having fun with all my friends as we tell hilarious stories and epic funny jokes (an epic and funny valorant experience POG), and overall VIBE WITH THE HOMIES YAAAA!!! 😁
Timestamps:
0:00 Kindergartener Fight Club
0:52 Cursed Activity
1:15 "Hump Day"
1:50 Church confession
2:28 Catholic Church Explained
3:11 Gay School Homies
3:36 Gay School Retreat x 7
5:00 Crackhead Story
5:30 1st Grade Bladder Problems
6:10 Sneaky Link😉
7:42 SORTING BEANS
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▸Pancake - @RushMyPancake
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▸Slawt - @Slawt
▸Jonesin - @JonesinYT
▸OMM Fufu - @OMMFufu
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Dante's sneaky link had me dying 😭💀
Yea😂
Dante digging through the squishmallows to hide from the parents 😭😭
We went from a very wholesome video, to this. Oozern be funny everywhere anytime and anytime. This is why hes underrated. He deserves over 200k subs instantly
Couldn't agree more
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Yea now hw deserves more
we need like an hour long vid of just stories from these boys
bruh moment
yes
My comment will ratio u, mark my words.
@@Das-oy6ht ooooh get ratiod
@@Das-oy6ht 🤓
@@Oozern after being segregated in kindergarten oozern now spends his days ratioing his 12 year old viewers online
Bro everytime i watch your videos i end up on the floor crying from straight laughter bro. you and your friends are awesome bro
“GIVE ME MY WATER BOTTLE”
“YOU PEED IN A WATER BOTTLE UNDER HER BED??!!??”
“YES?? I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE”
I could listen to Artax explain Catholic Church forever
I gotta explain the sacraments next dawg
I knew these people had to have traumatic childhoods to be this funny
i was waiting with my food for a video and again right on time tysm oozern
LOL that’s awesome. Choosing to watch a video with your food is the best compliment😂
@@Oozern always the best compliments to the chef😉
bro that church confession is FACTS. I said a whole bunch of stuff i didnt do 😂
I died watching this. I love when people come out and tell these school/teenage years stories. Just cracks me up
Bro I was laughing like CRAZY 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 man i love you guys
Hilarious video and btw y'all are great storytellers 💯💯
Dante's Sneaky Link Bro HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD every Stories about u guys had me Fkin Dying out here
😂😂❤️
@@Oozern 1:49 lol
He has a mine of "CONTENT" and I will dig for it!!
I mean if someone pushed me while I was peeing I would do the same too 💀
Literally the Fitz group but on Valorant keep this up
Best video
these guys are mad underrated bro these vids are funny asf😭💀
I haven’t been to church in so long .. virtual mass was so nostalgic thank you
do you guys ever want to punt a kid across the room
LMFAO PRESS F FOR DANTE
W video like always. keep it up man
dante is the best 1 the way he just beat the out of the kid
HOT DAMN you know that it is a good day if oozern posts
this is true I was the urinal
this is the funniest video ive seen in a long time
I like so much when Dante and you play😂😂🎉
Bro this is funny af🤣
This is amazing
holy these are so funny
The whole catholic but was sooooo accurate I’m crying
this is the funniest val video ngl
3:02 AMEEEEEEEEEEN
haven't watched it but already know its good
i have watched all of your videos oozern, i will be here for every video until i am recognized (Day 1)
Bro why is this the first video that came while I'm eating 😭😭
ngl this the channel i go to to get some wholesome content
Dante is Dante
OOZERN VIDEO LET'S GOO
this is very funny
I was in church watching this my composure 😭
oof, i was eating some ramen and started laughing at the same time i ended up choking
What kind of a school did Oozern go to??😂
i have watched all of your videos oozern, i will be here for every video until i am recognized (Day 2)
Oozern funni
oozern got too much sussy experiences, but funny ass stories
Ooze he’s so funny
Ah yes, VALORANT
Oozern, Sir. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE WHERE ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE OKI TO HAPPEN??? LMAO WTF
im dying watch this vid🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOOOO
these videos remind me so much of old csgo fitz
Yo ummm can we get more of these it makes me happy😏😏😏
hi big fan haha hello hi
I’m not sure I want my name to be there after those stories
😂😂
Ooz let me join please this is so funny lmao
We need baby fufu
Artax basically the priest
u need to make a podcast bro this shit is too funny
wooo
yessir
yo im finally early to the video
Noti gang😈
valorant fitz.
yo fracture looked like that?? i forgot tbh
Hey oozern, do you manage to give the wholesome kid his pokemon game?
as a devout catholic the mass explanation did offend me but it was very funnily accurate
heeheehaha
Dante's under the bed story is actually true, I was the girl.
i have watched all of your videos oozern, i will be here for every video until i am recognized (Day 3)
Sheeeesh all of them?? Insane. Thank u for the support and I’m glad you’re enjoying the content man!
@@Oozern NOOO WAY I DIDNT THINK ID GET A REPLY! IM FR WHEN I SAY ALL OF THEM. (It doesnt show anymore cause I got a new phone I think D: )
bro your so fucking funny your my fave youtuber
PT 2 PLASSS
as a catholic, i'd go to hell at this point for laughing my ass from the explanation 😂 2:28
im going to hell too 😭 im a devout catholic but that shit was funny
would it be more funnier if it's animated?
especially the sneaky link story 😂
wtf
you need to do a mockery of the british in valorant, I'm british, you'll love the ping :/
This shit Is so dubulous 😂😂😂
Lol
I’m first not you Kim Niu
More story time
"I beat the shit out of a kidnergartener" thats cool,
hello 911 I have an emergency this video is to funny
when i was second grade i poop in bathroom but there was no toiletpaper left so i used my socks and after i just washed it with water and put in my backpack
hmm its interesting
Forgive me father 🙌
Nah you can't tell me the mom didn't know she came home and opened the window in er daughter room for no reason she definitely knew
I LOVE YOU OOZ
I'm your 739th viewer in my universe
bro what I would give to play with dante
Urinals are 💀
Not first
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
U should do a video with vootz, Dante knows him
Nah first
not first
0:19 outta context this is just a smol bit weird...
i want this world
nah bro im first
was this recorded like 2 months ago why there 2 chamber traps lmfao
no im first
Been fucking waiting papi