Stevens dad is such a good negotiator that when something is 100% off he convinces the seller to make it 200% off and they pay him for buying their product
@@NoName-sp4lu Buying a Computer. Returning it within few days. That Computer will be announced for sale with Open Box Discount. Buying it again with that discount. (There is a very good probability that he would buy the same computer he returned earlier.)
More kitty, please! He looks just my guy that passed away in September; raised him from an abandoned newborn & we had 17 interesting years together. Miss him so much. Love your channel!
“Do the profile picture” man. Made me feel sad the sorrow I felt in his voice “oh ok.” I know it wasn’t probably meant to make me feel like this. But it hurts
"Justin Bieber sounds better when it's free"
-an Asian dad proverb
💀
thats really sigma
Still sounds like shit but slightly better
No truer words have ever been spoken.
fun fact: it's true, for some people of course
“It’s free, but I guess I’ll give you 50% off…”
You son of an Asian Dad, I’m in.
son of an asian dad😭😭
I took this deal a long time ago
Then it was 70% off
50% off of zero means 0+50%*0=0. Than means now you pay me 0 not me. Hahaha
Then suddenly, Steven is canonically 9
When you're too broke to afford free things:
All jokes aside, Steven could be a discount manager. His ideas are top notch
He’d be soo good as one of those ppl who haggle you in the front of grocerie stores and beg you to buy a 70” screen tv 😂
@@Benni777 he'd be so convincing he won't need to beg, you will beg to buy instead lmaooo
I'm pretty sure this video is from like 2 years ago
@@sasson10 his point still stands
Crazy Eddie got nothing on the dad.
No discount on toilet paper
Steven's dad:"Sand paper does the job just fine, no need to waste money."
My family brought one ply because it was cheaper and then they wonder why I cry.
🗿
@@junconglin just fold twice...it becomes 4 ply
My school be like:
Lol
“You think toilet paper grows on TREES?!”
“……”
“it does”
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@@cydneyericson a bot once copied my comment. Didn't get as many likes as me tho 😂
@@cydneyericson You're welcome
The way he said that in sterotype asian😂😂😂
Stevens dad is such a good negotiator that when something is 100% off he convinces the seller to make it 200% off and they pay him for buying their product
Haha right
Like the kidnapper ending up paying Steven's dad to get him to take Steven back
so a sponsorship
666th like!
“Limit 1 per person”
Steven dad prob: **makes an account for all his neighbours and animals around in .8 seconds*
I see you everywhere I go. Are you stalking me?
@@supfaathebest sure, hes stalking u stalking him stalking u. :P
@@chrislanglois8275 God, I have no idea what that means, xD.
Local Winco - Free turkey with $125 grocery purchase. Limit one per family.
How will they know how many times I come in if I'm paying cash?
"Rice cooker is half the price"
"WhY yOU dONt ClICk bUY!?"
Average Asian parents
I would say: iF yOu HaVe TiMe To TaLk, YoU hAvE tImE tO cLiCk BuY
Shoot, i agree with him! Do u know how much they are? I asked for mine as a xmas present from my parents😂
That Cat gets more respect than any child will.
XD
Not any child an Asian child 😢
"I make profile cat!"
"Say cheese"
Me: *on the floor dying of laughter*
''BATTLE STATIONS''-that was the most heroic thing ive heard
"What da hail" my fav lines
I tell you 😂😂
"Is that even legal ?" Im dying 😂
Buying the computer and then immediately returning the computer is big business right here😎
I dont get it could anybody explain?
@@NoName-sp4lu Buying a Computer.
Returning it within few days.
That Computer will be announced for sale with Open Box Discount.
Buying it again with that discount.
(There is a very good probability that he would buy the same computer he returned earlier.)
@@srikrishna2561 Ohh okay thank youu
@@srikrishna2561that sounds illegal, if not amoral.
@@ArbiterofTruth Imoral yes. Illegal? Don't think so.
"Oh my God! You buy rice it comes with free headphones!"
"Oh yeah because you need to hear to the rice"
💀💀💀
Don’t forget the new Ice Cube album: Rice Rice Baby comes with the rice 😂
@@isakoentertainment5079 You mean Vanilla Rice's new album?
why isn’t anybody talking about “do the… do the profile picture say cheese” and the cat just leaving 😭😭
This guy deserves an Oscar 😂😂😂
@davidvanwell2071 It's free.
Steven's dad: Why don't you take 5?
The cat didn't want any part of this 😂
“I’ll make profile for the cat”
😂😂😂😂😂
”Buy the computer, return the computer, wait one week; OPEN-BOX DISCOUNT!” Got me laughing so hard 😂
Comedy Gold 😂
“It does”
Famous last words
I subscribed today just because he gave me a 50 % discount.
I was already subscribed, but I subscribed again! ... I have an extra free subscription that I will let go for 75% off!
Such a nice deal: you only paid "fr" while we paid "free"
That makes two of us.
"Battle stations!"
I'm dead
"I MADE A PROFILE FOR A CAT"
Son:"WAT DA HAIL!!!!"
The cat said "I don't wanna go to jail again!"
Steven: say cheese
Cat: nah im outta here 💀
“I’m 9.”
😂 No you’re not, Steven! Or else your dad wouldn’t have been comparing you to your 9 year old cousin with 25 yrs of working experience!
Delightful guest appearance from cat!
The debut of Steven's cat "meow meow meow meow"!!
You're a genius, Steven He. Keep it up.
No matter what, Emotional Damage will always be a classic
but can it heal?
“I guess it’s free but I’ll give you 50% percent off”
Lol😂
Dude, you're so consistently funny. I look forward to see you when you get a standup special.
lmao the cat hissing then jumping off 😂
The dad talked so gently to the cat, I can already guess Steven's position in the family 😅
“Buy the rice, it comes with headphones to hear the rice cooking.”😂😂
That deal was too good to pass up so I just subscribed
"It's Cyber Monday, battle stations!" Why is that so relatable 😆
"Can I have a Lego Millenium falcon? It's 5 dollars off"
"Buy 5"
The cat at the end is the funniest things I've seen all day
Asians assemble IT'S CYBER MONDAY
“What the hell you think toilet paper grows on trees, it…dose”
nobody talking about how CUTE YOUR CAT IS
He looked so desperate when he said "plz"
"Justin Bieber sound better when it's free" 🤣
"But I'm 9" had me rolling😂
More kitty, please!
He looks just my guy that passed away in September; raised him from an abandoned newborn & we had 17 interesting years together. Miss him so much.
Love your channel!
OKKK BUT THE SMILE AT 0:42
LITERAL BUTTERFLIES 🦋🦋😭❤️
"Rice cooker is half price"
Stevens dad: "why you don't click on buy" hahaha 😂
That cat is adorable
Worked. Subscribed. Too good a bargain to pass up leh
Lmao. Steven you're a gem.
+You think toilet papers grow on trees?
-It does.
*Emotional damage moment*
Emotional Damage is the best quote ever
I bet he even got his son on a discount.
Getting twins be like "buy one get one free" headass
The cat did the severe crime of disobeying an Asian dad.....
Toilet paper grown on tree :))
Omg laughed out loud for real when he said he'd make a profile for the cat
'Justin bieber sound better, when it's free'😂
Justin that popular right now?🤣
“50% off the subscribe?”
“Buy five”
In character for the cat profile picture. Hilarious
"YOU THINK TOILET PERCENT GROW ON TREES"
"....... It does"
Give this man an Oscar 😂
Edit:HOLY SHI-
For 7 likes? Good job buddy
@@Discombobulated_myopic_potato Bro Finally got popular. Let him have it...
@@anand_kv__ I said good job I was tryna be supportive 😭
yippee!
That Whiskey Countdown 😂😂🎉
What da hail 😂
"Take my KaRd"
Steven: "I'm 9"
To be honest, I do enjoy hearing rice being cooked
"ok..."
I kinda feel bad for him🤣 he sounds so defeated
I died when he said " Justin Bieber sounds better when it's free" HAHAHAHA
“Of course bc you need to hear the rice.” 🤣
of course cuz you need to hear the rice had me dying from laughter😂💀
Steven's dad is my favorite version of Steven. 😊
Aww that kitten is ADORABLE!
"Justin Fever"
Why'd I actually hear that 😳
“No discount on toilet paper!”
“Why you dont click buy?”
I see that his Irish side is showing with the whiskey.
Steven I will have you know I watch your shorts DAILY, it's like reading the newspaper
Set the “timmaaa”😂😂
“ emotional damage“
Steven
Cat bailed out before FBi bash the door
I swear these videos cheers me up EVERYTIME ..thanks with ❤️❤️❤️❤️
When this guy hears about honey,
I need 50 percent off of free Steven. No negotiation
I'm so glad I found this channel xD love the videos!!! 💙
I love the cat. Please give him more screen time.
That computer hack !!!! GENIOUS
Bro I watched the Black Friday one I didn’t want to know how this one would be like
The cat is so cute 🥰
“i’m 9” why did that make me laugh so much?
“Do the profile picture” man. Made me feel sad the sorrow I felt in his voice “oh ok.” I know it wasn’t probably meant to make me feel like this. But it hurts
50 percent of free is 0.50. I WANT MY MONEY.
The cat was like I'm out 😂
WE NEED MORE. C A T
I love the way he sings xue hua piao piao
I fucking love these
"Say cheese, ok"
"50% off I guess"
Failure of the Beijing Corn CEO, I'm clicked it
I AM IN LOVE WITH THE CAT ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE
Funny when someone says "money doesn't grow on trees" when it technically does xD