"Well, they were named characters, sir. There was no way we could defeat their plot armor." "Ah, I see. What were their names?" "Tigbitties, Moonman88, GodEmprah and PickleRick." "..."
Rannick:" And it says here you dispatched a beast of Nurgle.... with a rock?" Crunch: "Yes Sah, threw it very hard Sah... Can I go shower now Sah? Got swallad by the beast and smell someat awful now Sah."
Rannick: your smell is excellent for our next mission, climb from the sewer and take the traitor's head in The Emperor's name and another metal sticker. [Few hours later] Guardsman: Sir, we got a confirm kill on traitor captain. The surveillance team also reported that the Ogryn of the strike team has... slam a Deamonhost to one of medicare. Rannick: Impossible! Did you mistake something? Guardsman: No, sir. Target still struck inside a medicare station. We have sealed it with few nulls we found on upper levels and transported it to safe place, waiting for next steps. That Ogryn said that Deamonhost annoyed him.
As do I, alongside my faithful convent of Scottish Orange Haired, Mohawk maniacs, Alastor, Urdok, Urgo, and Lexatatia. (The best part is we didn't do this intentionally when we made our characters)
I've now created a new Zealot with the "HomelessCrackhead" name as my new heretic slayer with ruffy beard and viking's braid. Truly one of the moments of all time, and I thank you for it.
@@hisLoneliness2961 Yeah that one was blessed by Khorne. Considering the Seer personality in Darktide, I assume we legit are divinely protected by the Emperor.
@corsnake6959 I mean, one of the zealots voicelines are "Blood for the Emperor, Skulls for the Golden Throne". So, he might be a little to close in parallel with the fire warrior.
my favorite line from one of Wolfer's minions was "we're getting conflicting accounts of the enemy's numbers.", to which Wolfer simply sighs. It's four dudes, my guy. It's never not four dudes
Well, from a more broad view- evident in some maps where you can see other "rejects" fighting in the background -all of the missions we're on we're 'technically' not alone. There are just as many strike teams inserted at different points fulfilling different objectives. Most prominent evidence of the tangent operations being in the map designs themselves. (idk what im waffling about)
There are quite a few maps where if you look at the begining scenery, you can view distant fighting happening. There's fighting all over the place. The rejects are just being sent as far into the thick it to accomplish objectives. (and maybe have a way back)@@KarthanRouge
@maltheri9833it's usually always implied, never seen it happen in a map but once you disable skyfire defences the Valkyries that are flying by start doing airstrikes and presumably drop more rejects in for certain other missions. There are missions where you get dropped far away from the objective, and when your character complains about walking, Zola mentions that "Morrow's other strike teams haven't managed to turn off the skyfire defences yet" So I think it's implied that there are multiple layers, mission where you disable 3 AA batteries and defend a port + mission where you get past bridge of many martyrs and shut off 2 more AA guns are the missions that are allowing masozi to drop you further into the hive city.
I run a zealot that wears nothing but a prisoner shirt, gold tights, a voxcaster mask, and runs at full momentum with an indignatus crusher. I fully embody the homeless crackhead grindset
"Wolfer, I sh*t you not: four stimmed-out loyalist Ogryns by the name of Heve Starvey, Press Ton Gravy, Roddock and Joe Ogryn waltz into a room full of Daemonhosts." 'And?' "... None of them had time to break out of their shackles..."
Four well motivated Ogryns would beat the freakin chaos out of the deamonhosts...with other deamonhosts....grabbing two in each hand and flailing them around like they were nothing but children's toys. Like Hulk did with Loki
I swear, 4 protagonists are lore wise, extremely strong. They simply just refused to die, but pulled every single missions they were in, killing thousands of nurgle fanatics, killing monstrosities like plague ogryns, daemon hosts, beast of nurgle, and chaos spawn. Not just that, they managed to kill both Karnaks twins with ease. 4 of 'em are at least better than most of the unnamed space marine.
most of fun in that that they are just human without any upgrades and even being simply human they are stronger then thousands of enemies blessed by nurgle
@@pivopuzo228they call us rejects, but we're clearly blessed by the Emperor, we have regenerating "toughness" that lets us tank bullets and many wounds, we've got Bone 'Ead ogryns, zealots and veterans that can shove and stagger Beasts and Daemon hosts with sheer will, plus they can all survive next to extremely powerful sanctioned psykers, shooting lightning and fire, all without their heads exploding.
I love Wolfer cartoon villain energy but reallistically the guy not completely incompetent . As far as we are aware the guy is responsible for holding this whole thing together . Gotta give it to him I would also be done if I had to deal with "conflicting reports" when you know fully well these are blitz operations using small team to be more manoeuvrable .
By the sound of things, every other engagement so far has gone to plan. Most likely due to Wolfer knowing how the PDF operate because up until recently he WAS the PDF. But against an insurgent group like The Rejects? The ones the Last Chancers give up on? Poor bastard doesn't even know he's dead yet...
A Ogryn's simple faith is so powerful that it supercharges his rocks to the point that they rip off heads and inflict so much damage that Flex Tape can't patch the holes up.
I started playing Ogryn for the first time recently and was very amused that if you bean one of the Karnak twins with the Big Boi Grenade it's heavy enough to stagger them so they can't zip out of the explosion radius.
“Well they must have had some space marines if they killed the beasts of nurg- A rock. A rock killed a beast of Nurgle?” Holy shit I’m in tears why was that so funny
"Hang on. you're telling me a crack addicted prist, a soldier from a planet that doesn't exist anymore, an insane Warp magician, and a giant toddler. Took out two Beasts of Nurgle, a Chaos Spawn, and a Daemon Host? Along with killing our best men?"
He sounds so defeated. Just imagine, he had no troubles with the Inquisition before they started throwing rejects at them. Little did he know, every reject is NAMED.
I mean, consider the first Carnival mission where you're ostensibly supposed to get samples of the drugs they're peddling. One undercover agent disguised as a junkie could have done that. Instead, Rannick sends four maniacs who are inserted effortlessly under the AA batteries' noses, then proceed to make several very big explosions, steal the current passcodes while under attack, fight their way through the streets and a brewery, then make a stand at the arena while fighting off everything local Chaos forces can throw at them. The mission is not about the stims. It is all about sending a message.
as the very angry cadian of the squad, i can indeed confirm the beast of nurgle was killed by a rock- thrown by the best damn bodyguard a gal could ask for: an ogryn who just ran out of bullets
To be honest, if its a group of psykers at a high enough level, they could certainly pull off this level of destruction. Wyrdslingers, and high-grade psykers with enough tact could indeed solo platoons. For me, I made my veteran resemble a Lucifer Black guardsman (AKA: The most hardcore 'human soldiers' out there) while my zealot is a death cult assassin hopped up on drugs to make them the walmart brand eversor assassin.
It would be pretty funny if there were a bunch of psykers that powerful on the Mourningstar and the Inquisition characters' plan is to just hope all these former criminals are deep down loyal Imperials who won't summon a daemon that possesses the Mourningstar or something.
@0g0mogosepikworld31 Bur are we really sure it was Alpharius that Lucifer Black stabbed? Seems like something that Alpharius would want us to think....
"So let me understand this correctly. You reduced their fireteam down to just a single psyker and sent in seven Maulers, thirteen armored Ragers, and four Crushers to finish him off, only for that entire group to get stunned and electrocuted by a thunderstorm's worth of ligtning, knocked prone by a kinetic blast that set them ON FIRE, and finally shredded by a bolt pistol and force sword? And then he just grabbed his buddies who proceeded to banish a shitload of daemonhosts together?...... Are we sure it's the Inquisition we're fighting and not a Tzeentchian cult in disguise?"
Wolfer might be even more pissed when he learns my Ogryn, Gug, killed off a lot of those assets. And he can literally only say his name, that’s the only word my boy knows.
“Sir, there psyker seems to be only partially sanctioned. And seems to be making a song when popping our soldiers’ heads. Sir, some of us believe that even Tzeentch is confused.”
Not much gives off the same energy of running at a daemonhost with your team thinking your an idiot then oblitterating it before it's health bar even shows up.
Its nice to walk though a mission with only a few hundred total enemies after single handedly ending over a thousand heretics, 2 daemonhosts, 40 ogryns, and 15 hounds all within the spawn of 30 minutes.
At this stage the interrogator should start looking into the team and considering if they have achieved living saint status or they are just empowered by tzeetch who just wants to fuck with nurgle
To be fair to him, our characters must be named characters because as we know, if you have a name in those settings, you are extra strong and resilient.
Lol my friends and I love making this type of joke whenever something crazy happens in our sessions. My homie was playing Ogryn and it took him a solid 5 minutes to finally kill enough ads to be able to rescue all 3 of us and I just responded with “Sir the Ogryn just slaughtered a city’s worth of heretics in 5 minutes”.
"Who among you can handle a big, friendly rock? Raise your hands" "No one?... I have extra rations here for any rock thrower." *Every ogryn present raises their hands*
I always enjoy the irony when i take out snipers with the rock. Imagine being a highly trained guardsman. Get mad at the structure. Turn to chaos Get trained even more as a sniper. And some mentally deficient giant waddles about and caves your skull in with a chunk of a temple that propels at you with 80km a hour.
I'm truly not sure which is more likely in the 40k universe. A stack of four Veterans, decked out in top-level Inquisitorial gear, with precision and firepower that makes the Tempestus Scions envious, or four crackheads simply refusing to die.
In pure strenght, yes, some can outmatch space marines, ive heard. Cant let an ogryn hug an armored space marine without breaking their spine They just arent as smart or mobile as one... thats the downside
Ogryns need a tactical genious to utilize against Spacemarines because one is demigod of war and one is brawn over brain. Basicly if Darktide ever has plague marine boss fight it should be the hardest boss.... HELL WE SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO KILL BEAST OF NURGLE let alone daemonhost.
Don't forget that Nurgle Beast are Deamon/Warp entities too. And he throw the rock so hard so that he use physical damage to instant kill the warp entity, before it has any chances to become rot flies.
I simply charge the heretics with my zealot with melee , dont use the guns and curse the Heretics inbetween praying to the Emprah! Carried me trought most of the time.
Sir, a fourth reject has hit the stim factory.
I never laughed so hard thank you dude!
LYLE! LYLE WAKE UP THEY HIT THE FUCKING MANUFACTORUM
Turn on the vox, doesn't matter what frequency... KARK
Oh Sir, they uh, just killed the Karnak twins
What do you mean they are injecting the stims into their eyeballs?!
"Well, they were named characters, sir. There was no way we could defeat their plot armor."
"Ah, I see. What were their names?"
"Tigbitties, Moonman88, GodEmprah and PickleRick."
"..."
"Grug, Lug, Brug, and BicMcLargeHuge sir."
"Nurgle save us, its the worst possible scenario.".
If you know you know
"Their psyker was named Johann Scheisseborn, and their zealots were named Amish Paradise and Chinghis Chong."
@@MrMoustaffa Slab Beefsteak
Ramirez
@@ryansauchuk7290
Rock Hardcheese
Lmao the ending sent me
“A rock? A rock killed a beast of Nurgle?”
Fear the mighty power of the *ROK!*
"See beast,
Chuk rok,
Laff.
Simple as."
- The Orgryn, probably.
'Ate nurgle
Luv me rok.
a lunchbox was discovered embeded in its head.
@@tachi1034
Correction: Lunchbox IS the head now.
Rannick:" And it says here you dispatched a beast of Nurgle.... with a rock?"
Crunch: "Yes Sah, threw it very hard Sah... Can I go shower now Sah? Got swallad by the beast and smell someat awful now Sah."
😭
Rannick: your smell is excellent for our next mission, climb from the sewer and take the traitor's head in The Emperor's name and another metal sticker.
[Few hours later]
Guardsman: Sir, we got a confirm kill on traitor captain. The surveillance team also reported that the Ogryn of the strike team has... slam a Deamonhost to one of medicare.
Rannick: Impossible! Did you mistake something?
Guardsman: No, sir. Target still struck inside a medicare station. We have sealed it with few nulls we found on upper levels and transported it to safe place, waiting for next steps. That Ogryn said that Deamonhost annoyed him.
CRUNCH 😂, Tehbeard you glorious bastard
@@superspies32English not being your first language really messed up this joke. I chuckled at the attempt though.
Never underestimate a Ogryn with a rock, a very angry Cadian, a delusional psyker, and a zealot with an axe.
a smart ogryn is just a beefier space marine
Delusional? Nay, we see clearly whilst all the blunts delude themselves!
Goddamit, I read it as "very angry Canadian" lol
@@-BarBeaRiaN- the irony is I am Canadian
This is a Psyker's dream, we're just living in it.
As a Knife/Revolver/Stealth/Firebomb Zealot, I embody this "Homeless Crackhead" image with neither shame nor restraint.
Don't forget Alcoholic. A few dialogues pertains that the zealot is an alcoholic
As do I, alongside my faithful convent of Scottish Orange Haired, Mohawk maniacs, Alastor, Urdok, Urgo, and Lexatatia. (The best part is we didn't do this intentionally when we made our characters)
I've now created a new Zealot with the "HomelessCrackhead" name as my new heretic slayer with ruffy beard and viking's braid.
Truly one of the moments of all time, and I thank you for it.
_'A knife, one bullet and a dream'_
Ah I too run the knife/pistol/frag/commando flurry as veteran....
"sah, the veteran keeps pulling grenades out their ass sah"
ahahahah
“He solo’d a daemonhost? Excuse me?”
"He killed one of my best captains with a 3 credits knife?"
"He brought it to a bridge and pushed it off? The flying deamon got pushed off a bridge and died?"
"What do you mean he had a mallet? That's what he calls his thunder hammer?"
@@HuntsmanTheRetardedSniperI love this one hahaha
My Lord! A second Big Friendly Rock has hit the Karnak Twins!
‘A rock has hit the second twin’
Logistically speaking, yeah. I too would be dumbfound when 3 crackheads and a good boi ogryn would survive all that. Very... Tzeecthian i must say.
This is the same issue with that one fire warrior
@@hisLoneliness2961 Yeah that one was blessed by Khorne.
Considering the Seer personality in Darktide, I assume we legit are divinely protected by the Emperor.
@corsnake6959 I mean, one of the zealots voicelines are "Blood for the Emperor, Skulls for the Golden Throne". So, he might be a little to close in parallel with the fire warrior.
@@hisLoneliness2961i prefer the headcanon of tzeench just fucking with nurgle for no reason other than to be a dick
my favorite line from one of Wolfer's minions was "we're getting conflicting accounts of the enemy's numbers.", to which Wolfer simply sighs.
It's four dudes, my guy. It's never not four dudes
Well, from a more broad view- evident in some maps where you can see other "rejects" fighting in the background -all of the missions we're on we're 'technically' not alone. There are just as many strike teams inserted at different points fulfilling different objectives. Most prominent evidence of the tangent operations being in the map designs themselves. (idk what im waffling about)
@@KarthanRouge there is that delicious voice line about "about 50 of 'em in the stadium" or so :D
There are quite a few maps where if you look at the begining scenery, you can view distant fighting happening. There's fighting all over the place. The rejects are just being sent as far into the thick it to accomplish objectives. (and maybe have a way back)@@KarthanRouge
It's my head canon that every down and incapacitation is one death. The reject just out right die then and there.
@maltheri9833it's usually always implied, never seen it happen in a map but once you disable skyfire defences the Valkyries that are flying by start doing airstrikes and presumably drop more rejects in for certain other missions.
There are missions where you get dropped far away from the objective, and when your character complains about walking, Zola mentions that "Morrow's other strike teams haven't managed to turn off the skyfire defences yet"
So I think it's implied that there are multiple layers, mission where you disable 3 AA batteries and defend a port + mission where you get past bridge of many martyrs and shut off 2 more AA guns are the missions that are allowing masozi to drop you further into the hive city.
Well he did throw the rock really hard
I run a zealot that wears nothing but a prisoner shirt, gold tights, a voxcaster mask, and runs at full momentum with an indignatus crusher. I fully embody the homeless crackhead grindset
Same
"Wolfer, I sh*t you not: four stimmed-out loyalist Ogryns by the name of Heve Starvey, Press Ton Gravy, Roddock and Joe Ogryn waltz into a room full of Daemonhosts."
'And?'
"... None of them had time to break out of their shackles..."
"We'v tha' a rock a' 'em sah! Like ya sah yells we must at shoe camping sah!"
Four well motivated Ogryns would beat the freakin chaos out of the deamonhosts...with other deamonhosts....grabbing two in each hand and flailing them around like they were nothing but children's toys.
Like Hulk did with Loki
Don't forget me boi Donald Krump
I swear, 4 protagonists are lore wise, extremely strong. They simply just refused to die, but pulled every single missions they were in, killing thousands of nurgle fanatics, killing monstrosities like plague ogryns, daemon hosts, beast of nurgle, and chaos spawn. Not just that, they managed to kill both Karnaks twins with ease. 4 of 'em are at least better than most of the unnamed space marine.
Pretty sure just ONE of those crackheads can kill any unnamed space marine that hasn't grown out of his helmet yet.
@@Vallarok117 some ogryns can break a space marines spine by hugging. In armor
most of fun in that that they are just human without any upgrades and even being simply human they are stronger then thousands of enemies blessed by nurgle
@@pivopuzo228they call us rejects, but we're clearly blessed by the Emperor, we have regenerating "toughness" that lets us tank bullets and many wounds, we've got Bone 'Ead ogryns, zealots and veterans that can shove and stagger Beasts and Daemon hosts with sheer will, plus they can all survive next to extremely powerful sanctioned psykers, shooting lightning and fire, all without their heads exploding.
This is when you know the team of rejects is no normal team of humans....@@alloran0987
I love Wolfer cartoon villain energy but reallistically the guy not completely incompetent . As far as we are aware the guy is responsible for holding this whole thing together . Gotta give it to him I would also be done if I had to deal with "conflicting reports" when you know fully well these are blitz operations using small team to be more manoeuvrable .
By the sound of things, every other engagement so far has gone to plan.
Most likely due to Wolfer knowing how the PDF operate because up until recently he WAS the PDF.
But against an insurgent group like The Rejects? The ones the Last Chancers give up on?
Poor bastard doesn't even know he's dead yet...
Tbf aswell any of the classes realistically would be mince meat after a gunner volly fire or getting smashed by a mauler/ crusher
Wolfer on the CCTV watching four ogryns in a circle slapping the shit out of Rodan.
A Ogryn's simple faith is so powerful that it supercharges his rocks to the point that they rip off heads and inflict so much damage that Flex Tape can't patch the holes up.
How dare you make me read such Flex Tape libel!
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!
He threw the rock so hard at that BoN that even poor Papa Nurgle felt it from there.
Terran WAAAGH energy
give an ogryn a rock with metal rebar in it and even the foulest of the great unclean ones shall fall
That 'a rock' moment is why I love the Ogryn.
I started playing Ogryn for the first time recently and was very amused that if you bean one of the Karnak twins with the Big Boi Grenade it's heavy enough to stagger them so they can't zip out of the explosion radius.
“Well they must have had some space marines if they killed the beasts of nurg-
A rock.
A rock killed a beast of Nurgle?”
Holy shit I’m in tears why was that so funny
It's canon boys, this is him in the new carnival mission. Having a meltdown and banter with the Admonition.
No one tell him what happened to Nurgle's Garden or which Primarch(s) came back.
"THE CORPSE EMPEROR DID WHAT?!"
"Hang on. you're telling me a crack addicted prist, a soldier from a planet that doesn't exist anymore, an insane Warp magician, and a giant toddler. Took out two Beasts of Nurgle, a Chaos Spawn, and a Daemon Host? Along with killing our best men?"
I just a veteran guardsman so i am just the dude in the back with the lasgun watching the warcrimes of the zealot and psyker.
there are no warcrimes in 40k. only war
Also, your twin henchman get shanked to death by some crackheads with ragged cloth.
"Is it too late to convert to Tzeentch?"
Tzeentch would just tell you how fucked you are
Nah it all part of his plan
*WOLFER! WOLFER, WAKE UP!! THEY HIT THE AEGIS STATION! THEY HIT THE FUCKIN' AEGIS STATION!!*
Pim turn on the tv, it doesn't matter what channel
Bodvarr Ribspreader: First Time?
HAH.
To be fair the twins hardmode have probably killed more rejects than all of his men combined
He sounds so defeated. Just imagine, he had no troubles with the Inquisition before they started throwing rejects at them. Little did he know, every reject is NAMED.
"Can we have at least ONE Plague Marine to help us out here?! Please, just one!!"
"What do you mean a group of four Ogryns just bully clubbed it to death!? I thought Space Marines were a force to be reckoned with!"
A rock does have a lot symbolism attach to it. And A LOT of physical force when throw by an ogryn.
Sounds like a Terry Pratchett quote.
I mean, consider the first Carnival mission where you're ostensibly supposed to get samples of the drugs they're peddling. One undercover agent disguised as a junkie could have done that. Instead, Rannick sends four maniacs who are inserted effortlessly under the AA batteries' noses, then proceed to make several very big explosions, steal the current passcodes while under attack, fight their way through the streets and a brewery, then make a stand at the arena while fighting off everything local Chaos forces can throw at them.
The mission is not about the stims. It is all about sending a message.
"Alright send in the Chaos spawns."
"What do you mean an Ogryn slapped it to death?"
"He beat it to death with a rock cuz his ripper ran out of shells!"
“You mean to tell me an old man with asthma and a lasgun and some fat boy with a rock killed my officers”
We're not locked in here with you, Wolfer, you're locked in here with us and this is a fucking Dark Heresy campaign.
We all know that it was the legendary ogryn named Girthquake that took out a beast of nurgle with nothing but a big friendly rock
as the very angry cadian of the squad, i can indeed confirm the beast of nurgle was killed by a rock-
thrown by the best damn bodyguard a gal could ask for:
an ogryn who just ran out of bullets
To be honest, if its a group of psykers at a high enough level, they could certainly pull off this level of destruction. Wyrdslingers, and high-grade psykers with enough tact could indeed solo platoons.
For me, I made my veteran resemble a Lucifer Black guardsman (AKA: The most hardcore 'human soldiers' out there) while my zealot is a death cult assassin hopped up on drugs to make them the walmart brand eversor assassin.
"walmart brand eversor assassin" just made my day xD I ma still laughing, three minutes after reading this.
It would be pretty funny if there were a bunch of psykers that powerful on the Mourningstar and the Inquisition characters' plan is to just hope all these former criminals are deep down loyal Imperials who won't summon a daemon that possesses the Mourningstar or something.
the fact that a Lucifer Black just went out and shanked Alpharius in the ribs is so damn cool. hope gworkes makes an army of them
@0g0mogosepikworld31 Bur are we really sure it was Alpharius that Lucifer Black stabbed? Seems like something that Alpharius would want us to think....
@snazzyjovialwyrm3314 Maybe the real alpharius was the friends we made along the way
Bro realizing the promises of the chaos gods were a bit garbage
The sheer incredulousness of "a rock?... a rock killed a beast of nurgle?"
"I GOT A SHOVEL AND A DREAM HERETICS, A SHOVEL AND A DREAM!!"
I feel seen with my tiny scottish zealot man from a mining planet who sprints around at max speed smacking things with a hammer
ROCK AND S- wrong game, sorry.
"So let me understand this correctly. You reduced their fireteam down to just a single psyker and sent in seven Maulers, thirteen armored Ragers, and four Crushers to finish him off, only for that entire group to get stunned and electrocuted by a thunderstorm's worth of ligtning, knocked prone by a kinetic blast that set them ON FIRE, and finally shredded by a bolt pistol and force sword? And then he just grabbed his buddies who proceeded to banish a shitload of daemonhosts together?...... Are we sure it's the Inquisition we're fighting and not a Tzeentchian cult in disguise?"
Rock and Stone!
"Then send a daemon host after them!!!"
"...HOW BY NURGLES BOILS DID IT GET KILLED BY A RAVING MAD MAN WITH A HAMMER!?!?! WITH ONE HIT TOO!?!?!"
Wolfer might be even more pissed when he learns my Ogryn, Gug, killed off a lot of those assets. And he can literally only say his name, that’s the only word my boy knows.
“Must’ve been a really big rock…”
Wolfer pondered
Never underestimate an Ogryn who played outfield on his not-so little league.
“Sir, there psyker seems to be only partially sanctioned. And seems to be making a song when popping our soldiers’ heads. Sir, some of us believe that even Tzeentch is confused.”
"Well, to be fair sir, they threw the rock really hard."
Now to be fair we're not crackheads. We're not Slaaneshy cultists after all.
The pain in his voice when he says "lost all of them to a homeless man with a flamethrower" is only topped by his errant disbelief of the rock.
"You mean to tell me a guy with a hammer bonked a plague ogryn so hard it instantly died?" xD
Not much gives off the same energy of running at a daemonhost with your team thinking your an idiot then oblitterating it before it's health bar even shows up.
"One... fanatic for the false emperor... killed over 500 men alone and a plague ogrynn... with a knife.... a ... knife?"
A second reject has struck the hab block.
man he doesn't even sound angry anymore, he sounds like he's about to start crying.
Not good enough, four more missions it is.
"Sir... they were REALLY good at sidestepping..."
"... maybe chaos is kinda shit guys"
"Sir, please you must understand. I know it will sound weird, but that Ogryn had only knife..."
Emperor protects.
To be fair, he only has about 200 of his men in every mission. Rest are pest ridden cultists.
Funny nonetheless ^^
Tbh some missions I have never seen a dreg, only poxwalkers or infected folks along with Moebians.
Christ the moebians are a pain
Its nice to walk though a mission with only a few hundred total enemies after single handedly ending over a thousand heretics, 2 daemonhosts, 40 ogryns, and 15 hounds all within the spawn of 30 minutes.
I absolutely lost it when he called them crackheads. Instantly, thank you I love this.
Basically main character plot armour in a nutshell.
At this stage the interrogator should start looking into the team and considering if they have achieved living saint status or they are just empowered by tzeetch who just wants to fuck with nurgle
I’m pretty sure tzeench let’s the rejects win to play a prank on nurgle.
I laughed way harder then I should have when he said a rock killed a beast do Nurgel 😂😂😂😂😂
The delivery was so good
"Is... is it too late to switch back?"
To be fair to him, our characters must be named characters because as we know, if you have a name in those settings, you are extra strong and resilient.
Not only are they named characters but by default they are named characters without helmets. They're virtually unstoppable.
Wolfer's slowly realizing he isnt hot shit like he thought and is getting the scraps for his army
Wolfer starting to rethink this whole "loyalty to chaos" thing.
In his defense he was not informed the rejects would have rocks.
"The dark gods have forsaken us."
Who would win?
Nurgles Strongest Chaos Spawn
Or a rock thrown by a very loyal Ogryn Boi?
To be fair, that rock was thrown by an Ogryn, which is very similar to being hit by a space marine.
Lol my friends and I love making this type of joke whenever something crazy happens in our sessions. My homie was playing Ogryn and it took him a solid 5 minutes to finally kill enough ads to be able to rescue all 3 of us and I just responded with “Sir the Ogryn just slaughtered a city’s worth of heretics in 5 minutes”.
i will cherish this after every mission
considering the ogryn arm are basically a full grown man, yes that rock must hit hard
Its not a rock....its a special rock named Bricky
The Inquisition sure knows how to pick them.
"Who among you can handle a big, friendly rock? Raise your hands"
"No one?... I have extra rations here for any rock thrower."
*Every ogryn present raises their hands*
Nurgle cultists in VT: First time?
“Sir, Matt ward is a creative consultant so…”
And then theres a zealot covered head to toe in plate armour that manages to kill a daemonhost on their own.
How bout a local shirtless guy with a mallet?
@@HuntsmanTheRetardedSniper that works
Never underestimate a homeless man with a flamethrower
"Sir another daemon host has been one shot by the man in rags with a rusty thunder hammer."
4 of the emperors weakest soldiers vs the strongest chaos soldiers
Well, what can I say? The Emperor really does protect!
It was a big rock. Big friendly rock.
This whole voice line needs an edit with Wolfer and Kurt Angle stare
The surviving rejects are some of the most powerful humans in the imperium.
The squad might as well be capable of taking space marines by now
i'm enthusiastic, wolfer, you should try it
He had me at crackhead 😂😂😂
I always enjoy the irony when i take out snipers with the rock.
Imagine being a highly trained guardsman. Get mad at the structure. Turn to chaos
Get trained even more as a sniper.
And some mentally deficient giant waddles about and caves your skull in with a chunk of a temple that propels at you with 80km a hour.
by the grandfather, dont let those 4 crackheads into our drug labs - Wolfer probably
I'm truly not sure which is more likely in the 40k universe.
A stack of four Veterans, decked out in top-level Inquisitorial gear, with precision and firepower that makes the Tempestus Scions envious, or four crackheads simply refusing to die.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
"Wdym we lost all of them to one homless man?--- A rock..? A rock killed a beast of nurgle?"
You can tell he has lost his Hope after hearing and saying "A rock..."
"Sir...they have...names."
Dear Grandfather...
my crackhead zealot with a knife:
To be fair, that rock was thrown by an Ogryn, and ogryns are just as strong if not stronger than space marines, so...
In pure strenght, yes, some can outmatch space marines, ive heard. Cant let an ogryn hug an armored space marine without breaking their spine
They just arent as smart or mobile as one... thats the downside
On tabletop and lore, yes they're stronger
Ogryns need a tactical genious to utilize against Spacemarines because one is demigod of war and one is brawn over brain. Basicly if Darktide ever has plague marine boss fight it should be the hardest boss.... HELL WE SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO KILL BEAST OF NURGLE let alone daemonhost.
Don't forget that Nurgle Beast are Deamon/Warp entities too. And he throw the rock so hard so that he use physical damage to instant kill the warp entity, before it has any chances to become rot flies.
I simply charge the heretics with my zealot with melee , dont use the guns and curse the Heretics inbetween praying to the Emprah! Carried me trought most of the time.