【ASMR】Rengoku wants to make you a mother!「Rengoku x Female Listener Audio」

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  • @kanaekochou9287
    @kanaekochou9287 2 роки тому +1985

    “It’s not like I’m gonna get on a train and a demon will punch a hole through me” The poor thing doesn’t know what’s coming for him 😭

    • @milkteakunoichi8694
      @milkteakunoichi8694 2 роки тому +184

      He just described his entire death right there 😭

    • @elgato974
      @elgato974 2 роки тому +48

      @@milkteakunoichi8694 💀✌️

    • @koffexxxcreamer5535
      @koffexxxcreamer5535 2 роки тому

      "Why did i get a bad feeling about that" after he said that i said "and you will die smiling" 😭

    • @CryiiZeref
      @CryiiZeref 2 роки тому +122

      next thing he knows is he's seeing God and his mother up there

    • @kanaekochou9287
      @kanaekochou9287 2 роки тому +58

      @@CryiiZeref YOU DID NOOOOOOT 😭😭😭😭

  • @ruby7684
    @ruby7684 2 роки тому +560

    Rengoku: *makes a reference to the movie *
    Me: … we shall not talk about that

  • @V4MPZXK
    @V4MPZXK 2 роки тому +845

    As soon as he said “I think we should try to have a baby.” I was like “what? For me to sob when you die?” I ACTUALLY CRIED

    • @Kati44355
      @Kati44355 2 роки тому +16

      I cried as well

    • @SleepyCarl_000
      @SleepyCarl_000 2 роки тому +10

      I'm with you I can't even watch any of the demon slayer movies just because both of them bring up his death 🔥🥲

    • @whimsical_andsilly
      @whimsical_andsilly 2 роки тому +5

      when your dad leaves to get milk from the store

    • @thismightbeviolet
      @thismightbeviolet 2 роки тому +4

      @@whimsical_andsilly NO-

    • @whimsical_andsilly
      @whimsical_andsilly 2 роки тому +9

      @@thismightbeviolet "the train station is about a mile from my house, and the average adult man walks at 3 miles per hour, so why is it taking my dad 15 years to come back from the train station?"

  • @Saibyside.
    @Saibyside. 2 роки тому +1341

    Rengoku: Maybe we could try and have a baby? I mean it's Mother's Day
    Me: RENGOKU, That's not how Mother's Day work-

  • @Michael-sc4qi
    @Michael-sc4qi 2 роки тому +366

    0:51 I CAN'T WITH THIS 💀
    "Aw and you just.. Spat the food out"

    • @Sanemi_Shinazugawa
      @Sanemi_Shinazugawa 2 роки тому +20

      I bursted out laughing when I heard this

    • @tanjirokamado3403
      @tanjirokamado3403 2 роки тому +2

      mans cared more about the food 🗿

    • @Sanemi_Shinazugawa
      @Sanemi_Shinazugawa 2 роки тому +13

      @@tanjirokamado3403 well who doesn’t care about food

    • @Kittensarenice
      @Kittensarenice 2 роки тому +7

      I played this cause I didn’t know what it meant and the way he improvised was astronomical 😭✋

    • @mxghann963
      @mxghann963 2 роки тому +5

      Not him saying something shocking casually then thinking we dont like the food 😭

  • @B4TZY
    @B4TZY 2 роки тому +563

    Rengoku: it’s not like I’m going to get on a train and get punched through the chest by some demon
    Me: *flashbacks* yeah *wipes tear out of eyes* like that’s ever going to happen

  • @Mimiakabatman
    @Mimiakabatman 2 роки тому +152

    I just love the fact he doesn’t know much about Mother’s Day is.. IT JUST BREAKS MY HEART EVEN MORE 💀 AND THE DAD JOKES HE MADE 💀

    • @AviNao
      @AviNao Рік тому +9

      dad jokes are the only ones he knows since he doesn't have a mom-- i mean

    • @Manu_15885
      @Manu_15885 Рік тому +6

      ​@@AviNaonah u Did Him dirty-😭💀💀

    • @AviNao
      @AviNao Рік тому +6

      @@Manu_15885 lmao i am sorry

  • @B4TZY
    @B4TZY 2 роки тому +557

    Rengoku: I was thinking maybe we could maybe try for a baby
    Me: rengoku, my love...we have a duck child to take care of (yes I do have a pet duck his name is Micheal quackson)

    • @Cat-silly
      @Cat-silly 2 роки тому +72

      That ........... is a perfect name for a duck good job naming him

    • @B4TZY
      @B4TZY 2 роки тому +40

      @@Cat-silly thank you I also have another named quackers and one named quacky-chan but Micheal quackson is my favourite

    • @Cat-silly
      @Cat-silly 2 роки тому +19

      @@B4TZY How many ducks do you have

    • @B4TZY
      @B4TZY 2 роки тому +23

      @@Cat-silly I have 10 ducks 4 chickens and a pig :’]

    • @kanaekochou9287
      @kanaekochou9287 2 роки тому +10

      @@B4TZY oh wow-

  • @ryahcscreams1047
    @ryahcscreams1047 2 роки тому +190

    "Was iT nOt tAsTy?" No honey i choked, i died, dead, on the floor, gone

  • @pinkemerald1224
    @pinkemerald1224 2 роки тому +173

    5:19
    Kyojuro: "I got you to smirk a bit!"
    Me: Baby, you got me to full-on laugh XDDD

    • @ayannaaa.
      @ayannaaa. Рік тому +6

      Im full on giggling and kicking my legs

  • @dorottya_szabo
    @dorottya_szabo 2 роки тому +50

    I just wanted to hear his voice, and now I'm literally crying 😭
    I love him so much, he deserved a better life❤️

  • @ryleegay8149
    @ryleegay8149 2 роки тому +243

    rengoku’s already mastered the dad jokes 😂

  • @killua5720
    @killua5720 2 роки тому +155

    Rengoku: Maybe we could try for a baby? I mean it is Mother’s Day
    Me: Rengoku… my love, husband, light, beautiful… THATS NOT HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS

    • @Pink_Ph0en1x
      @Pink_Ph0en1x Рік тому +12

      I mean i was born on mothers day-🤣

  • @milkteakunoichi8694
    @milkteakunoichi8694 2 роки тому +215

    Me just casually scrolling through UA-cam: *Bored*
    Me: *Sees this video title*
    Also me: *Chokes on air and as red as a tomato*

  • @ilove_riceyum
    @ilove_riceyum 2 роки тому +171

    "Would you like to be a mommy?" - Ren
    "I don't know, would you like to be a daddy?" - me LMFAO
    (Looking back at this, and staring at my own comment. It makes me cringe)

  • @spookyfawn
    @spookyfawn 2 роки тому +345

    Rengoku: maybe we can try for a baby
    Me: would be a cute idea but......the best I can do is a dog, cat, ferret, rabbit, hamster, or rat as our child

  • @problematicprincess6270
    @problematicprincess6270 2 роки тому +71

    Why did I smile when he said "would you like to be a mommy?" That just made me feel very happy

    • @Someone2542
      @Someone2542 Рік тому +8

      My dirty ass mind:

    • @_living_in_your_walls_
      @_living_in_your_walls_ 4 місяці тому +1

      Bro that reminds me of a tiktok sound I heard;
      "My mom always said I was a cute kid :D"
      "A momma's boy huh? I'll be your mommy~"

  • @murasaki6333
    @murasaki6333 2 роки тому +35

    God i can't stop smiling
    I love so much Rengoku and my heart melts hearing it
    I remember crying so much seeing the movie but instead of leaving the love for him i ttold myself that the sun of ours will never die in our heart
    "Set your heart ablaze"

  • @BaileyWalker13
    @BaileyWalker13 2 роки тому +425

    I remember being at the sushi shop for dinner and I said tasty in Japanese in front of my dad and he was like what did you say

    • @lolalucymabelfnafgachastro7331
      @lolalucymabelfnafgachastro7331 2 роки тому +31

      UMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @remymartinez7568
      @remymartinez7568 2 роки тому +40

      This is literally my brain every time I eat food… UMAI

    • @hazeypoobear
      @hazeypoobear 2 роки тому +20

      umai😭

    • @pinkemerald1224
      @pinkemerald1224 2 роки тому +14

      UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI!!!

    • @elli.blackburnx
      @elli.blackburnx 2 роки тому +18

      Delicious means Oishī, and Umai means tasty, ima put that out there so there's no confusion

  • @uusustriawaty5823
    @uusustriawaty5823 2 роки тому +47

    Rengoku is just such an amazing person😭 He's so caring and-- i'm just speechless.!! ❤ I love your Asmr's a lot!

  • @snowchi4932
    @snowchi4932 2 роки тому +54

    4:24 wow Rengoku caught in 4k 📸

  • @renchan6557
    @renchan6557 Рік тому +25

    I find rengoku's dad jokes absolutely hilarious

  • @hello_kittyaudios9619
    @hello_kittyaudios9619 2 роки тому +68

    When I heard "what it's not like I'm going to go on a train and a demon is going to punch a hole through me" made my jaw drop

  • @audreyfrr_
    @audreyfrr_ 2 роки тому +27

    Rengoku: You just spat out the food..was it not tasty enough?
    Bro I almost cried

  • @CloudyIssues
    @CloudyIssues 2 роки тому +51

    “It’s gonna be a flaming hot time 😉”
    Rengoku noo 😂😂

  • @Sophia-bi7hu
    @Sophia-bi7hu 2 роки тому +81

    Rengoku: what did the car-
    my mind remembered the lyrics: "I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage"

    • @mochaartzz
      @mochaartzz 2 роки тому +2

      WHAT SONG IS THIS BRUH😭😭😭

    • @RENGOKU-RIP
      @RENGOKU-RIP Рік тому

      @@mochaartzzFRRRRRR I NEVER HEARD OF THAT😂

    • @d3adlyfl0wers
      @d3adlyfl0wers Рік тому

      ​@@mochaartzzI'm a year late but the song is called WAP. :)

  • @HutaoWillow89895
    @HutaoWillow89895 2 роки тому +58

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even god itself
    Rengoku: "It's not like I'm gonna get on a train and a demon will punch a whole through my chest"
    Me: **cries**

  • @cantdecide4167
    @cantdecide4167 2 роки тому +32

    I was just searching up your channel to rewatch some videos until you posted again. Im so happy.

  • @aniyahm.4497
    @aniyahm.4497 2 роки тому +50

    I remember that on mother's day my mom told me that she's pregnant and this just reminded me of that moment
    Edit: ps i was eating when she told me

  • @yourlocalnezuko2117
    @yourlocalnezuko2117 2 роки тому +41

    bruh hes so PRECIOUS- but my man really said his future (rengoku-san im sorry for spitting your food out-)
    bruh he was just like "ohhh uh u just spat da food out-

  • @eijirokirishima1443
    @eijirokirishima1443 2 роки тому +107

    When he said he was eating I was expecting a Umai or a tasty🤣🤣

  • @yillybilly8984
    @yillybilly8984 2 роки тому +26

    The way he said "would you like to a mommy."

  • @Rei_XD
    @Rei_XD 2 роки тому +91

    I READ RENGOKU I CLICK

  • @H3ARTSFORM3.
    @H3ARTSFORM3. 2 роки тому +25

    I started crying when I heard the train part 😭😭

  • @omini_weird0
    @omini_weird0 2 роки тому +61

    💀"it's not like im gonna get on a train then some demon is gonna puch a hole on My chest" yes

  • @kennyisinyourdreams
    @kennyisinyourdreams 2 роки тому +12

    HES SO CUTE POOR BABY DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING FOR HIM😭😭

  • @kokichioma7575
    @kokichioma7575 2 роки тому +30

    THAT IS NOT HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS

  • @Kaykayyy_.0
    @Kaykayyy_.0 2 роки тому +15

    "What did the car say to the cow?"
    Me: *MOOOOOVE*
    "Beef Beef"
    Me: *Oh.*

    • @everybodylikeme7035
      @everybodylikeme7035 Рік тому +3

      Naur bruh when I was reading ur comment I was drink fruit punch but then I finished reading when I WAS DRINKING THAT I LAUGHED BUT I FELT THE FRUIT PUNCH IN MY NOSE.

  • @nezuko-ln5uc
    @nezuko-ln5uc 2 роки тому +14

    Part two right now. Please. I’m gonna die without it

  • @Chibi_blades
    @Chibi_blades 2 роки тому +24

    I love this so much, I couldn’t stop smiling

  • @judithluna3474
    @judithluna3474 2 роки тому +16

    "IT IS MOTHER DAY AFTER ALL- oh oh no you just spat the food out"

  • @Rat_Chan
    @Rat_Chan 2 роки тому +28

    When he said the joke I was crying laughing!😂 It was weird and funny at the same time.

  • @idrk4211
    @idrk4211 2 роки тому +24

    “would you like to be a mommy?”😭

  • @Eternal_abyss237
    @Eternal_abyss237 2 роки тому +20

    I love how dorky and cute this is 🥰🥰🥰

  • @artofaries1113
    @artofaries1113 2 роки тому +47

    Aw. He wants to be a daddy?

  • @geckosssssss7804
    @geckosssssss7804 2 роки тому +29

    We would make great parents you know
    Rengoku I can barely be around a child for 1 minute before I feel the need to kick them across the room

    • @everybodylikeme7035
      @everybodylikeme7035 Рік тому +4

      Found the person who's just like ✨me✨

    • @Rota_cute
      @Rota_cute Рік тому +2

      SAME BRO SITG

    • @Lon3ly__
      @Lon3ly__ Рік тому +1

      SAME✨

    • @circeackerman2390
      @circeackerman2390 Рік тому

      I don't want kids
      My reasons
      1. My mental illness
      2. Not financially stable
      3. The fear of the pain of childbirth
      4. The increase of depression that comes after childbirth
      But for this man I would risk it all and give him as many babies as his heart desires 🥰

  • @lyrebird2491
    @lyrebird2491 2 роки тому +23

    STAWWWPPP NOT YOU MENTIONINH HIS DEATH AS FORSHADOWING

  • @justarandomchannel8150
    @justarandomchannel8150 2 роки тому +13

    The music in the background is gonna make me cRY STOPPPP I LOVE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so not ok-
    "What did the car say to the cow? Beef beef!"
    I physically face palmed WHAT A DORK

  • @Panda_lover01
    @Panda_lover01 2 роки тому +10

    Kyojuro: It’s gonna be a flaming hot time *looking for approval*
    Me:Oh god not the puns
    4:22
    Kyojuro:What did the car say to the cow? BEEF BEEF!!! Beef Beef!
    Me:Oh god now jokes
    4:48
    Kyojuro:that was pretty good
    *laughs*
    Haha i got you too smirk a bit see see! See! You’re laughing you liked the joke you liked the joke!
    Me:damn caught red handed

  • @0..Kyoto._413
    @0..Kyoto._413 9 місяців тому +3

    “Thats a relief!-… i think-“ LMAO

  • @K3roPlays
    @K3roPlays 2 роки тому +30

    Rengoku: “I will shield you from harm”
    Me: *dying of laughter* “How you gonna do that if your dead?”
    (No hate towards his character

  • @whatspoppin7400
    @whatspoppin7400 Рік тому +7

    He's already making dad joke's

  • @claudiaaraya5592
    @claudiaaraya5592 2 роки тому +12

    THIS MAN IS MA LIFE! NOW AND FOREVER! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @TsukasaYugi1221
    @TsukasaYugi1221 2 роки тому +11

    I took a good look at the title for a day, I regret my decision, I love this audio

  • @chownai
    @chownai 2 роки тому +23

    Rengoku: like I’m no going to die in battle
    Me:🥲🥲 yup definitely not going to be a donu🍩-I mean a dead man hehe🥲🥲

    • @Kandy_Axolotl
      @Kandy_Axolotl 2 роки тому +1

      KILLUA?? TF YOU DOIN HERE--

    • @chownai
      @chownai 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kandy_Axolotl... Chaos tf u doing here

    • @Kandy_Axolotl
      @Kandy_Axolotl 2 роки тому

      @@chownai Watching the mayhem in the comments. Where is your reason? Hmm?

  • @Rionesukuna
    @Rionesukuna Рік тому +3

    "like that will ever happen"
    *And then it happens*

  • @idrk4211
    @idrk4211 2 роки тому +7

    I DONT THINK THATS HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS
    plus im underage🥹

  • @jilliandavis2970
    @jilliandavis2970 2 роки тому +11

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @johnnajoymoralde1251
    @johnnajoymoralde1251 2 роки тому +6

    Rengoku: what makes u think I would die in battle?
    Me: akaza said so

  • @idrk4211
    @idrk4211 2 роки тому +9

    NOT YOU USING HIS DEATH AS AN EXAMPLE😭

  • @IAMTHEREAL_BAKUGO-KATSUKI
    @IAMTHEREAL_BAKUGO-KATSUKI Рік тому +2

    Rengoku, Honey, Darling, Love, Light, THATS NOT HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS 😭😭😭

  • @sumairu__
    @sumairu__ 2 роки тому +6

    Bro that's gold u made my day 😭😭

  • @pe4rl__
    @pe4rl__ 2 роки тому +6

    MORE OF THIS PLEASE MY HEART 😭

  • @Kiara.chan15
    @Kiara.chan15 Рік тому +5

    “It is Mother’s Day! And, ah…you just…spat the food out”

  • @eun_woo_TT
    @eun_woo_TT 2 роки тому +5

    Rengoku: "Would you like to be a mommy"
    Me: 😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @idrk4211
    @idrk4211 2 роки тому +4

    I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THR TITLE

  • @1.the._.1loser
    @1.the._.1loser 2 роки тому +31

    I'm surrounded bymy entire family without headphones.
    I'm screwed...

  • @melons2743
    @melons2743 2 роки тому +32

    It's not like I go on a train and a demon punch a hole in my chest 😶

  • @Panda_lover01
    @Panda_lover01 2 роки тому +3

    Him: it’s gonna be a Flaming Hot time!🔥🔥🔥
    Me: Oh for fucks sake Jesus fucking Christ
    4:22

  • @Tomioka_Giyuu451
    @Tomioka_Giyuu451 2 роки тому +4

    OMG I LOVE THIS MY HEART IS POUNDING RN ITS SO ADORABLE 😭

  • @Tengensfourthwife763
    @Tengensfourthwife763 2 роки тому +18

    Me:"reads title"
    Me also:im a female!!

  • @theskyiswerid.6959
    @theskyiswerid.6959 Рік тому +3

    6:26 GOT ME GIGGLING 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

  • @melinda3175
    @melinda3175 Рік тому +3

    3:45 "like what I'm going to get on a train and a demon will punch a hole in my chest like that will ever happen ...why did I get a bad felling about that?" I KNOW ITS TRUE I AM FROM THE FUTURE I HAVE SEE ITT 😭😭😭

  • @dawnukitake6697
    @dawnukitake6697 2 роки тому +8

    Yes Rengoku-Sama! 😍🥰💕

  • @doughnutkiller9225
    @doughnutkiller9225 2 роки тому +8

    😳...

  • @Hellokittgsigma
    @Hellokittgsigma 5 місяців тому +2

    "They would have the best life in the word"
    Proceeds to die in the train arc

  • @enbyrivers5432
    @enbyrivers5432 Рік тому +1

    Omg I love this audio so much it’s so chaotic and so cute 😂🥺

  • @Livi-chan435-xq6vy
    @Livi-chan435-xq6vy Рік тому +3

    This man wants 500 babies!
    You can’t change my mind

  • @annasui374
    @annasui374 Рік тому +2

    "can we try to have a baby"
    As of now we have cats as a baby

  • @hearts4Alastor
    @hearts4Alastor 2 роки тому +3

    The UA-cam algorithm has blessed me right before my birthday

  • @Trinatie
    @Trinatie 5 місяців тому +1

    Rengoku: "would you like to be a mommy?"
    Me: *chokes on air and dies* 💀💀💀

  • @theleagueofvillains8078
    @theleagueofvillains8078 2 роки тому +16

    Idk why but I think Rengoku would make the worst dad jokes.

  • @Aylin_ch.
    @Aylin_ch. 2 роки тому +7

    Do one more I want his reaction when he sees Y/N is pregnant

  • @HeEe-p6x
    @HeEe-p6x Рік тому +1

    Clicked for Rengoku, expected wholesome couple vibes, got dad jokes. Very good, 10/10 experience.

  • @oldermenaremyfavs
    @oldermenaremyfavs 2 роки тому +7

    WHEN I SEE A RENGOKU I CLICK FAST MAY BE A LIL LATE BUT AHHHS😍

  • @datrat598
    @datrat598 Рік тому +1

    I came here once again...ON MOTHER'S DAY. 🗿✨

  • @Celeste0282
    @Celeste0282 Рік тому +4

    I thought the title said Rengoku wants to make you a Monster! 💀💀💀💀

  • @Dutchrealwife
    @Dutchrealwife 2 роки тому +7

    I saw rengoku and immediately clicked

  • @lawilnet1038
    @lawilnet1038 2 роки тому +2

    Rengoku, that’s not how your supposed to celebrate Mother’s Day

  • @petrichoreevee6224
    @petrichoreevee6224 2 роки тому +3

    0:55 I CANT
    3:40 I'm wheezing

  • @Ashalina896
    @Ashalina896 7 місяців тому +2

    Rengoku: maybe we should try and have a baby. I mean it's mother's day
    *sees me spit the food out*
    Rengoku: was it don't tasty.
    LIKE THAT'S THE FIRST THINK YOU THINK RENGOKU LIKE YOU JUST SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND HAVE A BABY.💀

  • @A.strawberry.b01
    @A.strawberry.b01 2 роки тому +4

    OH NO THE DAD JOKES ARE HERE!

  • @Angrypom07
    @Angrypom07 2 роки тому +1

    No one gonna talk about the background music and plus the reference to the movie that just hit different with me

  • @kanaotsuyuri6536
    @kanaotsuyuri6536 2 роки тому +11

    Rangoku-san wants to make me a mother?... rangoku-san don't have to ask twice`~💖

  • @Blushy-Luci
    @Blushy-Luci 2 роки тому

    OMG THE FIRST FEW SECONDS ARE ADORABLE-

  • @angelbernier9259
    @angelbernier9259 2 роки тому +1

    PLEASE I BEG YOU! We need more Rengoku audios!😭 I beg you!!🙏

  • @Uberdriver111
    @Uberdriver111 2 роки тому +7

    Rengoku you’re not a dad yet why are you making dad jokes ?🥲

  • @bellalayman9494
    @bellalayman9494 2 роки тому +2

    "it's not like I'm gonna get on a train and a demon is going to punch a hole through my chest,.... why did I get a bad feeling about that?" bro this killed me

  • @mischief5456
    @mischief5456 2 роки тому +2

    rengoku:*-brings up the mugen train incident-*
    me:ah hah... hah... uhh.... very... uhh.. funny... yes uhm very funny
    rengoku: would you like to be a mommy🥺 *-intence coughing-*
    me or other people: excuse me wut-

  • @zoelaelahchristopher
    @zoelaelahchristopher Місяць тому

    I MISS HIM!!!! RIP.
    But this was so cute and wholesome I felt like I was right there with him.
    "Set your heart ablaze" -last words of Rengoku. ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥