For our non-French speakers. Round 1: "Silence! Listen and repeat! Where is the mare(female horse)?! x3 No! He is in the garden!" Round 2: "So! Question! Where is the grapefruit?! No! Listen! Where is the grapefruit?! Yes, the grapefruit is (gone), yes? Yes! Where IS the grapefruit? No! He is in the library!" Weak Link: "Oh no!" (Sounded like "Zut alors") "Where is the pig? Yes. Where is the little pig? Yes. It's in the... It's in the... the bakery?"
Honestly I thought he was just going to speak with a french accent but then he started trying to yell in french i spit all over my laptop. Then I calmed down and thought, "yeah he doesn't sound fluent but i'm sure he probably knows what he's saying." Then I found this comment and spit over my laptop again. So thank you.
@@offthesidelines Yes, but he said 'la cheval' which to me would imply the horse is female - because cheval is typically a masculine noun. It sounds wrong because it's poor grammar.
Do you happen to know what he's actually saying if it makes any sense at all😂? (I would like to know because I don't speak French and am rather curious)
@@Miniredfoxette Round 1: "Silence! Listen and repeat! Where is the horse?! x3 No! He is in the garden!" Round 2: "So! Question! Where is the grapefruit?! No! Listen! Where is the grapefruit?! No! He is in the library!" Weak Link: "Oh no!" "Where is the pig? Where is the little pig? He's in the... He's in the... ???"
@beamfall Patisserie yes, but it was hard to understand for a french guy ^^ but I don't understand what he's saying just after "I've randomly decided to get rid of Greg", do you?
où est le pampemousse? dans a bibiothèque oO I shouldn't be surprised, my first English lesson ever was "wère iz bryan? Bryan iz iiin ze kitchen". English, French, we're all the same when trying to speak a foreign language!! xD
I can only imagine how funny Greg must have been as a school teacher.😂
You gotta watch him talk about his time teaching at a deaf school on Graham Norton... It's hilarious!
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The stare-off between Greg and Hugh is epic
"Can you actually speak french?" "NO!"
For our non-French speakers.
Round 1: "Silence! Listen and repeat! Where is the mare(female horse)?! x3 No! He is in the garden!"
Round 2: "So! Question! Where is the grapefruit?! No! Listen! Where is the grapefruit?! Yes, the grapefruit is (gone), yes? Yes! Where IS the grapefruit? No! He is in the library!"
Weak Link: "Oh no!" (Sounded like "Zut alors")
"Where is the pig? Yes. Where is the little pig? Yes. It's in the... It's in the... the bakery?"
Honestly I thought he was just going to speak with a french accent but then he started trying to yell in french i spit all over my laptop. Then I calmed down and thought, "yeah he doesn't sound fluent but i'm sure he probably knows what he's saying."
Then I found this comment and spit over my laptop again. So thank you.
"Cheval" is just horse though, not mare (which would be "jument").
@@offthesidelines Yes, but he said 'la cheval' which to me would imply the horse is female - because cheval is typically a masculine noun.
It sounds wrong because it's poor grammar.
Le pamplemousse est dans la bibliothèque?! Ahahahah! Greg cracks me up!!
horse in the garden, grapefruit in the library, pig in the bakery. what has the world come to?
trump in the White House?
😂😂😂
@@kjamison5951 Merde !
Greg is hilarious in this scene!!
THE LADY DOWEGES DOES NOT PLAY GAMES!
I spat lemonade over my keyboard.... ffs
SILENCE!!! Ecoutez!!!! I love it! Just like my grade eight french teacher!
Love Greg!! And Hugh's eye twitch at the end was a nice touch xD
I love the fact that Hugh calls Greg "Tall Man" despite the fact tha Humphrey Ker is almost as tall and Justin isn't far behind.
British comedy seems to be full of *actual* giants. It's odd, but I'm into it. 😄
As is "LITTLE ALEX HORNE"!
I'm just glad they found the horse.
omg clicked on this by mistake but soooooooooo glad I did Cant stop laughing . Briillllllll xxxx
I'm French and this is hilarious!
Do you happen to know what he's actually saying if it makes any sense at all😂? (I would like to know because I don't speak French and am rather curious)
@@Miniredfoxette
Round 1: "Silence! Listen and repeat! Where is the horse?! x3 No! He is in the garden!"
Round 2: "So! Question! Where is the grapefruit?! No! Listen! Where is the grapefruit?! No! He is in the library!"
Weak Link: "Oh no!"
"Where is the pig? Where is the little pig? He's in the... He's in the... ???"
@@Vesdus oh my goodness, thank you so much! Knowing what he says makes it even funnier it's beautiful. Thank you I really appreciate that!!
@@Vesdus oh goodness that makes it so much better😂
@@Vesdus 😅🤣 ohhh, that's what he was saying.
I don't know French too.
Thanks
Merci.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD mercy please!!! the french teacher was the best!!!! LOL!!!
there are tears in my eyes this is incredible
Oh Greg, you wonderful giant of a man.
THE GRAPEFRUIT IS IN THE LIBRARY!!!!
@MadMaMat Actually the last word he said was "patiserie" which means bakery in french, everything he said was indeed french.
i put this on repeat ... i don't remember how many times just for the "teacher's" lines. and they are funnier and funnier =)))
3:18 Fun fact: Humphrey Ker is Executive Director of Wrexham AFC.
I wish I had Greg as my Frenck teacher... would be soooo much more fun
😂🤣😂 I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!!
THE FRENCH TEACHERR !! AHAHAHAHHAAAA !! XD
choked on the salad i was eating ... greg please stop i can eat when you make me laugh so hard
OMG, I'm french and this was hilarious.
But where ARE the grapefruits?
3 years living in France and I've never heard anybody referring to boobs like that, apart Herr Flick in ALLO,ALLO maby.
This was the best scene ever
BBC didn't give this show a chance
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! He kicks out the FUNNIEST of the bunch?!
***** What? Who's French?
I thought the guy pissed off at the BBC was the funniest with Greg a close second.
SILONCE!
These three men are as tall as towers
THE GRAPEFRUIT IS IN THE LIBRARY!!
Ya he said "tout a l'heure" which is goodbye, quite fitting since he was leaving!
*_Fast and Loose_* (S1, Ep3; 28 January 2011)
Host: Hugh Dennis
Segment: Weak Links
Contestants (left to right): Humphrey Kerr, Greg Davies, Jessica Ransom, Justin Edwards.
I laughed till I cried
At the end he said: "where is my pig, my little pig? He is in the toilet bakery!" ........what a nutter
I didn't hear "patisserie," I heard "petit souris" and was very confused as to why a pig would be in a small mouse
'In a minute-'
"NOOO!!"
I remember the Head Teacher (Greg) who is like him.
Bibliotheque? That's a library, no? :3
That's one badass host.
He said patisserie at the end? I thought he said 'petit souris' so little mouse lol xD
Greg Davies reminds me of my french teacher in high school
@beamfall Patisserie yes, but it was hard to understand for a french guy ^^ but I don't understand what he's saying just after "I've randomly decided to get rid of Greg", do you?
I thought he said 'tout, alors' but meant something like 'zut, alors' which would fit the situation
Is there such a thing as a non-scary French teacher?
@HoshiSupernova IL EST DANS LE BIBLIOTHEQUE!!!
I stopped breathing.
"Tout à l'heure" is not goodbye lol but I think that's what he's saying ^^
I always use oh eh le poppa moose
Tout a l'heure is goodbye in french, not the literal translation but it is the french version of it.
It just means later, but not as in see you later, just literally a moment in time in the future.
@TruBeliever4Life Almost... The last word doesn't mean anything, but it's even more funny, and i'm a frog!
What patisserie? That is definitely a word.
.... patisserie (shrugs)
Natasia Demetriou in the crowd at 2:25?
Le pompelmous c'est gone, oui?
Yeah he was but it was fairly nonsensical. At the end he was asking where is the little pig, it is in the bakery
best bit... 4:05
où est le pampemousse? dans a bibiothèque
oO
I shouldn't be surprised, my first English lesson ever was "wère iz bryan? Bryan iz iiin ze kitchen". English, French, we're all the same when trying to speak a foreign language!! xD
i think greg actually spoke Spanish🤣
Disregard that, misheard the last word.
@MerlinaWhitlock IN THE LIBRARY
Whaaaaa? Hugh?
All I understood from greg library hello no who is the
OU EST LE PAMPLEMOUSSE????
he could have spoken english in a french accent!
@MISSwotsHERname wait hes really speaking french? lol
Why is there a grapefruit in the library? You shouldn’t be eating in a library.
Mdr où est le petit cochon? pâtisserie! Bonne réponse Mdr! trop drôle
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😂😂😂😂
This was the British version of Who's Line Is It Anyway? 👉 ua-cam.com/video/0FVqjhi1qqM/v-deo.html
90% scripted, 10% improv. Funny as fuck though.
רגע מביך כששתי התגובות העליונות הם זהות אבל בשפה שונה
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I find these improv shows too cringey. Just not very funny