I moved into a streamer house with Datto..
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I moved into a streamer house with Datto..
I moved into a streamer house with Datto..
I moved into a streamer house with Datto..
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🚨 THE FIRETEAM 🚨
Amy - bit.ly/2XQF5UI
Travel Danielle - bit.ly/3iwhMaO
Datto - bit.ly/2PIbjNL
But where is Amy smh my head
Hello my meme lord
why are there 4 people in your fireteam
wait, that's illegal!
Never thought I'd see the day I'm a higher power level than jez
Yesn't
Jez isnt actually losing hair, its just moving to his arms
More fur for the fur burgers
But only the forearms
It’s migrating
It’s moving south for the summer
So hairy Arms...
Datto is the biggest dad. He literally adopted you.
petition for datto to rename his channel to "Dad-o"
We should just start nicknaming him lmao
9:22 Amy is a single mum, who looks after 3 cringe streamers
Mahir Abdulla LMAO YESSSSS
"Jez complains about desynced frames one more time" walks in one day to see Datto standing on his desk. Datto: "I told you this would happen."
As he’s having some Taco Bell in his mouth
Datto: Lawful neutral
Danielle: Chaotic good
Jez: Chaotic neutral
Amy: neutral good.
If u disagree ur wrong
Jez is chaotic evil
I feel like Daniel is also Chaotic Neutral and it's not because she is not a good person but rather that her chaotic leniency is so damn high.
That is shockingly accurate...
Jez is Chaotic Evil and Amy is Lawful Good
@@ballsdeep6912 you forgot one thing my friend, lawful good cannot physically breath in a last word proxy of jez therfore amy is indeed neutral good
“Living with Daddy Datto in a nutshell”
xD
"Today, my literal dad left his dishes out on the counter, only for my wife to clean them up, not sure if I like where this is going but also I'm into it, le-mayo."
"As I was basking in my deepest depression, and by that I mean streaming, I bore witness to the cry of an exotic bird. Just kidding, it's the woman I live with. Not my wife, but the other one. Again, not sure I like where this is going, but also I'm into it."
Daddo
Child Of God le-mayo
When Amy cleaned the kitchen, did she count the spoons Danielle leaves around?
I love how Datto immediately went into a spoon rant when he could like he’d been waiting for the right moment
“if it isn’t my 97% male audience” KILLED me
@HydraCorex uh
what
You know the 3% females are hell a simping for him and probably only played destiny once and NGL, can't blame em
@@ApatheticNomad If you're not simping for Jez, what are you even doing with your life
@@pcrassen4975 there is nothing else you can do
as a gay female with a girlfriend i can confirm i play destiny 2 literally ever day and do not simp for jez
Jez: “well well well, if it isn’t my 97% male audience”
me, a woman, who’s a part of the 3% female audience: 👁 👄 👁
Lmao
:D
was literally about to comment the same thing, petition for jez to do an ad targeted towards us next time lol
Probably shouldnt say that in a comment section filled with prick teenagers and basement dwellers lol
@@EnvisionedBlindness I found the white knight whos a white knight for literally zero reason
I like how your "dust bin" is much better than my PC lmaooo
I run destiny on 70 frames 💀
Ethan Schultz 60 is enough tbh, you’re already doubling console lmao
malachi my windows 8.2 compuper runs roblox at 25fps....imagine d2 in that thing
Altay Ünal probably wouldn’t even be able to open it lmaoo
it is 3 times better than mine at least
Petition to force jez to make his destiny username to “Datto’s child”
I’d sign
Sign
signed
Every comment is a signature
Signed
wait wait wait, thats gotta be a joke.. memer and streamer in one house?
we need a petition to rename this video meme stream team
It's the full Optimal Family
Amy - The Muscle | The Tidier | The Voice of Reason
Datto - The Strategy | The Pasta | Omega Lamborgini Owner
Danielle - The D*ck Jokes | The Laughter-er | The Squealer
The Jez - The Meme Lord | Streamer Boi | Lost In Mansion Boi
Jez the Boi Boi
datto has a lamborghini??? holy moly
“I will drop a fat one on your desk”
Datto - final last words
Does Hush know your cheating on him? 😂
Dude, Datto is Jez’s dad, so Hush is still dating Jez
So then he basically moved back into his dad’s place then? Nice.
Adam Langenbahn the rent must have been too expensive
So why did Datto kiss jez hmmmm
Well this didn't age well.
Datto targeting the desk. That is how you get things done.
Papa Jez and Daddo in one house? That’s pretty PogChamp
My king datto of optimal DPS and sir jez, the titan slyer
@@kzundorf9779 "Slayer of all Titans"
Dj DarkDisc and also Optimal Boy
The house alignment so far:
Jez: Chaotic Good
Amby: Neutral Good
Datto: Lawful Good
Daknee-elle: Chaotic Neutral
"With the size of this forehead, I cannot afford to lose any ground."
Literally the best hair loss commercial I have seen in my life by a long shot
Love you jezzy❤
HOPE YOURE DOING WELL IN THE OPTIMAL GAMING HOUSE!!!
LOVE THE VIDEOOO OMGG
Im watching the video for the 3rd time. And its making so happy, thanks jez honestly. U make me smile with every tweet, stream and video. Thanks❤
appreciate you Sarah!
@Th3Jez Of course you effing cutiee
Jez desperate for content - "Imma just move in with Datto & Danielle real quick"
Datto is Jez's dad bc he adopted him lol. Also hi jez love you
That’s got a well known intro 24/7 then
This is literally one of your funniest videos you should do more of them
I love the energy of this group so this is the best news for me. TBH I stopped playing D2 over a year ago but I keep checking in on you guys because I love this energy. Your love for what you do is what I come back here for. Keep making us laugh!
It's nice seeing dattos actual personality and that he's fun. His videos are super informative but 'dry'. Your's informative yet hella funny
1 fan ? Dang my sons relatively generic machine has 7 fans.
If my girlfriend doesn’t treat me like Daniel treats Datto I’m leaving life for three years
My man datto is a gentleman though. He didnt do nothing to get with her.
You will most likely develop tinnitus of every form.
@Cathal Roe Technicalities
The heroes we need in these troubling times.
wait I just realized jez puts those little stand by cuts for the adds. how long have i not noticed that? you ask? probably about a year
'Well well well if it isn't my 97% male audience' bit of a SAUSAGEGFEST IMO
The perfect crossover doesn’t exi-
i hope to be walking around seattle and see u.
@Lehmmi honestly same
But I've also met him irl he's so chill so is Danielle
I just realized how much goddamn hair this man has in his arms
*IN*
You should see his legs
"if it isn't my 97% male audience"
me: *is a woman* oh
Mooooooood
You’re part of the three percent then. Feel special
im part of 3% as well
Legend has it the 15th Wish is actually inside Jeb's PC somewhere.
The fact that the random police officer in Datto’s town knows who he is is crazy
That whole anecdote was so sweet. :D
I thought this was another “I’m live” video lmao.
Amy's 4 word assessment on diarrhea-
"Not a good time"
dude honestly I fucking love how danielle is literally beside u when ur doing work... like I watched Mr fruit podcast with u in it and it was so funny when danielle literally just randomly rages at her valorant game.
To be fair I was expecting
A "Solstice of memes" video
I'm surprised
Solstices of memes won’t be coming out till Beyond Light is out.
Woah this is crazy news I wonder where I could have heard this crazy news before
"97% male audience" mfw i find myself in the minority for the first time ever
4:21 I really thought he was gonna offer to help you with the pc and that completely took me off guard 😂
6:33 Daniel was so proud, lol
Oh god the thumbnail expresses so many emotions
Danielles laugh is hilarious!
I just love how all 4 roommates all give off a similar vibe, or that they all have a very sarcastic sense of humor.
Came for the game play stayed for the penny cutting- still my favorite stream moment ever
When your pc sounds like an airplane when you load it up
The OPTIMAL FAMILY CONTENT
Gotta say datto is very monotone and cool, love his smartass.
That Catra laugh from fucking nowhere is why I will like the video.
fourth time watching the video to appreciate danielles laughs even more...and the memes never end...quality content
The ad at the end has no impact on me but I watched it anyway
I think the best part is when Datto said “There’s drama in this house,are we breaking up”
You're in Seattle? Interesting...
I wouldn’t go there tho
@@kzundorf9779 don't have to go if I'm already there...
Just saying I wouldn’t go. Personally.
travel danielle's laugh has big chaotic energy
Jez literally made datto adopt him
Mission successful
I need "I revibalized" on a T-Shirt ASAP.
Same
This is the ultimate crossover of 2020.
No amount of social distance can keep them Away.
OMEGA LOL'D all the way LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Jez for the content
This just popped up in my feed. After a pretty short day in the office, this was really enjoyable. Thank you weirdo youtube algorithm.
If jez ever has to do a hairtransplantation thank god ya boi got some on stock
This is just what I needed in my life right now
This dynamic is literally perfect
lol nice my comment about Datto's eating is forever saved on the interwebs.
I love how for the first 1/3 of the video you just hear Danielle just f*ckin dying in the background
Jez will just be in the background on Dattos next world first stream, smackin his lips eating cereal
Why did Amy get like 0 screen time she’s getting left out 😢
troubleshooting aint no joke
Name the house the optimal family house
"2/3 guys will experience some form of male pattern baldness"
me: wait if im not getting hair loss...
**looks at datto and jez**
Just imagine getting the ace of spades catalyst and an exotic from the same crucible match.
But the exotic is the oathkeepers😬
Ace of spades catalyst is so unwhelming
My three favorite destiny streamers all living in one house? OMFG LETS GO
Those 4 are just fucking AMAZING together pogs
Best content ever tbh. Keep up the comedy gold
Datto at 6:21 when danielle comes in the frame: 🙃
im ready for the content that will be on CRACK with datto in the general vicinity of th3jez
jez needs to do more kinda of vlog type videos 10/10 i like it already
Mans got some harry for arms
This is wholesome. New Fallen House confirmed, House of Memes!
Can we talk about how hairy Jez's arms are? like, imagine how warm hugs from him would be
Jez getting up to some "Shenanigans" with Dad
Lmao, Jez must be dropping Keeps on his arms.
The dustbin is still in service to this day. That’s insane
Yay a new jez video !?👌🏼. Also solstice in a nutshell 😏😋??
God damn it y does this video have to end, the whole video was just a vibe
Datto just needs to make a shirt now that is a desk with a steaming pile on it. LOL
Love the killer command center, when I saw you on the GG over EZ podcast and you described it, I was like O.O
Feels good to have seen literally all of these clips live
I think this may just be the greatest piece of content ever
Putting the ad at the end is really respectable man.
0:21 I love Danielle😂
Who else was there during stream and is now SO happy that it’s a video
Datto judging your setup it's such a dad move. I love it~
I wanna do something like this with a good friend, I know it probably has ups and downs sometimes but I'm sure it's a lot of fun
The fact Datto low key owns a plurality of Lamborghinis both distresses and intrigues me.
Started the video with no volume, best but of jez content I've seen since...... Fr tho loved the video dad's
I'm glad UA-cam re-recommended this video again. This is always a funny video.
Diarrhea summed up in four words also quoting Danielle: "Long time much stress"