SOLSTICE OF HEROES but this year it's cringe..
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Solstice of Heroes is back in 2020, and this year it's cringe.
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solstice of heroes but this year it's cringe..
solstice of heroes but this year it's cringe..
solstice of heroes but this year it's cringe..
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the ultimate fireteam:
Datto - bit.ly/2PIbjNL
Travel Danielle - bit.ly/3iwhMaO
He he remembered he had a channel I’m so proud
Quietgun Good one xD
He just forgot his password...
LOL NICE ONE!
He showed this video a day early on his twitch stream. Check it out.
"Man Gnawing Hunger . . . It is a gun."
I haven't agreed more with sentence before but I'm glad it was this one.
Sounds like a Florida headline
A very dumb gun
A very fast boy
I'm getting flashbacks of ROI, Mr. Fruit reviewing the Hex Caster ARC, and the first thing he says about it is, "Ho, would ya look at this? It's a gun!"
Only Gods can know such beauty to make a comment like... "It's a gun."
No...it's an effin' lazer beam!
Danielle being rank 95: *exists*
Jez: Have you considered having a life outside of Destiny?
Me being rank 250: *Nervously sweats*
Rank 540 says hi
...I may have a problem
Aaron Schaupp No No No, you DO have a problem
Almost rank 300, and the burnout is only now starting to hit me.
...a lot is wrong with me. ._.
Rank 559 *OH NO*
Rank 215 I'm starting to reconsider my life decisions
Edit: 230 and I've decided to stop destiny and get a life
Jez saying “arc staff” with an American accent is the most pure thing I’ve ever seen
I bet youre moister than an oyster
EmptyAltruism what
EmptyAltruism a fellow buttsmarn connoisseur I see😏
Sounds like an old English accent
i replayed it like 10 times
"have you ever considered getting a life outside of destiny" he says to danielle, season rank 95, rank 95 of all seasons.
me over here, season rank 254 >.
Have you ever considered...
Me currently at 502... I felt very seen by Jez.
@@Yarnall541 and here I thought to myself that I spent a little too much time with 178. Jesus
380 over here but damn 500 is a bit much ^.^
Wow, I can't believe you just posted a video of 2019 solstice and thought we wouldn't notice ...
“Have you ever thought of getting a life beside destiny?”
Me on tier 121: maybe I don’t have a life
I matched someone in gambit who was rank 650+ arrivals rank while dealing with PlayStation loading times. This was a month ago
Got 175 today while. Helping. A couple of newbie friends get. Xenophage. NO REGRETS here.
im rank 205 what is life?
lmao im at 167 ^_^
I love you, monotone complainy father
Omg dad noticed my comment!
“But this year it’s cringe”
*what changed*
Ok Jk I love the content no bullying intended
D2 has been cringe since trials came back
it was much better previously
Yeah, Jez is pretty cringe.
What? He saw the tons of orbs and didn't once connect the "elemental charge" with the orbs he was picking up by running over them.
Me- *sees ad*
“Hey, jez gets money for the first time ever!”
Also me- *watches video*
LMAO NOT FOR LONG
"have you ever considered getting a life outside of destiny"
Me at season pass level 367: "I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
12:09 I’m crying😭😭I’ve watched this one scene 5 times now
8:13 Jez pronouncing Arc Staff with a forced American Accent is just the most cursed thing
"Oh god I'm having an existential crisis...
anyways moving on."
OMG.... The Datto penis conversation and Trvl + Amy cracking up/cringing in the background was *chef's kiss* Pure, glorious content
Danielle screaming "FKing got'em" is the best thing I'll hear all day.
2:18 yeah imagine being all the way at 95 danielle...
Nervously realizes I was rank 145 at the time
Dont feel bad. Im 190 i think 🌚
Uhm ....320....
"Joke's on you, I have no standards" is my life motto
More like "Solstice of Heroes, But this year I'm not playing it"
Got the armor, went to majestic, _fucking will not do the Trials for the legs_
bought the cosmetic instead, now no one will ever realize i didnt finish the legs
@@ItsDaKoolaidDude Yeah, that's exactly why I won't bother. Not only do I not have friends to do trials with, and my friends who I did do trials with are.. Really fucking good. I can hold my own as well for the most part too but.. I cant bring myself to do trials. Not until it ACTUALLY comes out. Not this weak trials wannabe gamemode
@The Wolffe Clan Official I won't touch trials until adept weapons release, there's no excuse for trials to release without the rewards that literally MADE trials.
So proud to be able to watch this on stream with optigirl amby
wait what I woke up and then this happened. never thought I’d see another jez video
“PogPogPogPogPog” -Jez, 2020 year of our Lord.
Can’t wait for the next J3z video to be the beyond light release
13:03
His headshot dealt double damage. Love D2
12:07 Datto, The hero we need, but the hero we don't deserve.
I’m genuinely laughed at this, thanks a lot Jez it’s been a hard couple of weeks and this fully helped a lot 😊
12:08 I often forget that this moment happens in this video, and that's sad, because it's one of my favorites.
Instead of celebrating solstice of heroes, we’ll be celebrating solstice of zeroes
I lost my soulstice while grinding for the armor sets.
Good one edgelord
You see when content is gold when you've already watched on the stream last night and it still holds up to watch again.
Nice.
“Saying all y’all is dumb”
*Proceeds to say IMO out loud*
hearing the comparison between the US and Australia literally summarises 90% of my clan conversations cause im "the Australian" of the clan and i can 100% relate to this whole conversation
literally all I’ve been looking forward to this whole pandemic... a jez video
"More frames, less fun"
I play on console, so...
Lol we watched this on Jezes stream last night
Honda Sivic from 2004 ! Same
Me too
j e z e s
Welcome back to
“TheworsteventindestinyshistorybutbungiecantcomeupwithanythingnewsoLMAO”
Or
“Pain........the event”
For short.......
jez talking in third person or fourth wall breaking is the best thing
At 2:50
Jez: * be's one swordy Boi*
Ogre: * bonk *
Jez, this is some quality content. I assume thats why it took so long between videos. y'all gotta upload more, you bottleo garbo
Jez: "Have you ever considered getting a life outside of destiny?" (rank 95)
Me: *Rank 478* "Fuck, my life's boring"
loved dani-l's pummel party video with all of you
Jez uploaded the video!!! I can stop being depressed again!
"Being dumb is the leading cause of stupidity."
--Th3Jez 2020
why'd it take me 4 days to see Jez uploaded a video thanks UA-cam
good video my dude
here's hoping I can muster up the will to play destiny to finish my solstice set by the 8th
Jez found the perfect ratio of uploads, where he uploads so much that it doesn’t feel like a once in a lifetime chance, but not enough where I take him for granted.
do another "in a nutshell" video with literally anything!!! love those!!!
jez doesn't usually upload, but when he does, its funny af
oh god oh fuck i saw the title and thought it was this years
10:24 being surrounded by cackling girls is best life goals
Everyone: Arcstaff
Jez: Arkstaaf
Love your content dude, thanks for making me smile
15:53 is that a bill wurtz reference??? Respect
Yes the dynamic duo is back Dato, and Jez
Danielle: I'm season pass 95.
Jez: Have you ever considered getting a life?
Me sitting at Season Pass Rank 255: 😶
Right lmfao? 233 myself. I have 2 friends over 500
"this year"?..... K weird flex but ok
Just watched the VOD of the D1 stream and low-key would love to see you and datto face off in Yu-Gi-Oh
Man this video feels like it was 5 years ago not one and a half
I knew it! The Last Solstice Video's tittle changed and added 2018. So I knew he was doing another one for this year!
Only thing more hilarious than a Jez video....his upload schedule 🤣
So i just became sober. Thanks danielle.
Watching this during the 2021 Solstice of Heroes... Damn...
Je5 posted an actual video!?! When is the raid night video Jez? It’s important to my mental being
You are not only Jez the Titan Slayer slayer of all Titans you are also Jez the Handcannon Player Player of all Handcannons
2:20 meanwhile Im level 400 sitting in my corner
Im so sad I missed this this year because the hunter cloak has a face on it
...said no one ever.
Me: the holiday event NPC is cringe?
Bungie: Always was.
Wtf Jez this amount of wholesomeness is illegal
I love that me and Danielle do the same thing where like I correct my guy friends when they mention their gf (who's my friend) that they're actually my gf, and I'm offended that they're trying to take them away from me. lmfao
"ever sucked your own...?" i tried. all i got was a terrible neck pain. i mean i touched the tip with my tongue but ...
"a good kinetic shotgun?" hawthornes with a high stability roll, tap the trigger, full auto, and counterbalance mod.
I remember the day the first solstice of heroes came out in 2018 and I watched it immediately.... 2 years holy crap ❤️
“... We are all sleeping together...”
- Jez 2020
When you said “arc staff” I thought...
...thats illegal
HI JEZZY!! Love the vid, king!!❤ Keep up the great work!! EDITING IS AMAZING LIKE AWLAYS!!!
Loved the video see you all again in 50 years
Official way to still greet Jez:
Hey Jez when is the next nutshell video?
Last night i was playing comp with my brother and his friend and somebody on the other team popped dawnblade and lagged out instantly
A JEZ VIDEO OMG IM SO HAPPY
“Welcome back to my shiny little B-hole”- Papa Jez
From "ahk stauff" to "bottle-o" is probably the best banter I've heard in a long time.
The datto shlong. “Like a tuna can” samesies
Jez doesn’t always golden gun but when he does the boss is immune
Not Gonna lie traveldaniels "F***ING GOT EM" at 12:17 was made me just burst out laughing.
2:34 "My triple jump is so impotent!" Just use Stomp335 4head
Mark your calendars
A year from now Jez or Datto will put out a video about their time in the house and who was the drunk, asshole or who hit on who’s wife/GF etc etc
Drama filled dork stuff
what hand cannon was that? not the first time I've seen or herd of streamers living together in one house. it does make for some epic content and funny crossovers
”You will be questioning your existence every time you play it.”
The crucible in a nutshell
I saw this yesterday but it’s good
You remembered you have a ya channel
Slugs got a huge buff in pve and chaperone is now one of the highest DPS weapons in the game
12:07 best part
Oh man how I've missed your cringey, hilarious content, many lolz were had this morning
Seeing all those adds makes me so happy
im glad to see jez recording in 1080p
I miss skill-based matchmaking. it makes me sad when i see a new player standing still to shoot and me instinctively shotgunning him and watching his joy fade to nothing. we need something for the new players.
I mistook this for a new one
Danielle: I'm season rank 93
Jez: Have you ever considered, getting a life outside of Destiny
My clan leader, whose season rank 387: *nervous sweating*
New vid ya love to see it
Jez: rank 64, I’m gaming! What rank are you Danielle?
Danielle: 95
Jez: have you ever considered getting a life?
Me at rank 270: 😳👀
at 0:37 anyone else see the hunters crouch moving in the background? just me... cool
we have hit the jackpot boys...
jez uploaded twice in the span of 2 weeks
I was watching smiling my arse off and then I realize that there is only 2 min left and I was ready to cry