Heh. I had parents that made my lunches. Ham, cheese and mayo sandwiches were a " bad day " for me and in the winter? Cream of chicken soup in a thermos made the way I like it with a little milk and butter to " cut it " on the sodium while keeping it creamy and rich. You'd think I would've been obese with those eating habits, but I kinda needed it. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome is so bad in your childhood / teen years that pushing anything beyond 115 lbs is lucky.
The fact that you made everything from scratch increased the health value but 10000%. Everything needed to be canned, frozen, or otherwise pre packaged to be accurate.
Believe it or not, back in the 80s and even into the 80s a lot of the food was made from scratch to save money! Some of the school lunches were honestly really decent depending on the school. Nowadays though? Nah, garbage.
That entire spread was to good looking my school had multi colored hotdogs and fries as the 3$ meal, a cookie cost 1.25 and a unsailted pretsel was 1.00
As an American I agree with all of the other Americans when they say that the American meal you made was more rich, full, and nutritious than anything I was EVER served in my American public school.
@@venti7981 exactly, I read all the comments and thing about the actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade. Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006
@@cedric3973 I go to a pretty normal school for my area but the food is nothing like in the comments, we get spicy chicken wings, chips, dairy free milk, rotini, nachos, pepperoni and sausage pizza, and ice cream on special days
They were 2.75 at my school and then once I got to high school it was phased out completely gotta love nacho day tho with the little circle chips and fake orange cheese and sketchy ground beef or popcorn chicken day with the greenish gravy
Im chiming in with all the other Americans, this meal is so nice lol. I had a couple schools that served food like this, where like everything was made that day, but most of the time is was prepackaged and swimming in grease. My worst experience was a school where they never made anything fresh, and it was a lot of stuff similar to tv meals and like bosco sticks; and one time i got a pizza and it was soggy with grease floating on top and it made me so sick. Also most schools require you to have a fruit and veg (after michelle obama made it mandatory) and the veggies were either boiled or canned, and there was a 50/50 if the freah cut fruit was rotten
As an actual American, I gotta say get rid of the jello, the corn, the tater tots, the cookie, all the good stuff. We just get uncooked veggies and the pizza.
i gotta agree with everything but the tater tots. sometimes that was the main meal at my schools. option of nacho cheese sauce to go on top of it in high school too lmao
We would get tater tots, corn, pizza (with white sauce), and a whole ass apple. I hate corn and white sauce pizza so most of the time I'd just eat the tater tots and give away the rest of my food to the other kids at the table.
We aren’t **required** to say the pledge but we do have to stand and acknowledge the flag. In several states the pledge is followed by a “moment of silence” idrk why.
Our public school feeds our kids hella lot better then that bulls.... And ppl saying their school lunch was worse are morons & probably part of what's wrong with our country. Debbie downers and crabby Karens
American here to fact check! The pizza was never made fresh, it was either frozen pizza pocket thing that came still in plastic, tasted like cardboard, or from a cheap pizza place where you would ONLY buy the pizza because it was sold in a stand in front of the gym instead of in the cafeteria. Also, NEVER seen corn as a side, usually prepackaged Famous Amos cookies or another prepackaged cookie. Almost all food came wrapped in the plastic they microwaved it in. There is no real kitchen in most schools, just prepackaged frozen food that gets reheated in a microwave until it becomes warm plastic mush…
We had actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade. My high school had rice dryers for treating rice prior to cooking. Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006.
SO TRUE and at our school recently in some of the food options they've been adding packaged grilled cheese... which is unfortunately better tasting than anything else they serve no joke. That and the frozen fruit cup thingys. Like how whatever they don't make and just add to the trays for the heck of it taste better than what they actually make and give out.
They do give out cookies for free dependant upon your school system. The NYC public school system gives out free lunch, and that includes desserts like cookies, cinnamon buns, etc. The school lunch at my high school wasn't bad at all, I just didn't like the dumplings they served.
I don’t know about other public schools but at mine( in America) we have a salad and fruit bar picked fresh from the garden we have options such as salads ,wraps, pizzas, French toast sticks, hot dog hamburgers, etc or you can have whatever they’re serving that day. And a lot of it is fresh with not that much grease.
As an American, I can agree that school lunches are a -2/10. You forgot the chunky chocolate milk an moldy carrots. I've never had a cup of jello with fruit in my lunch, an it's been years since cookies were handed out. We also eat fake mac and cheese, burgers, and chicken sandwiches.
nah bro when ever we do get fruits in our jello it looks like a dog threw up on it and the mixed it up I have to gather up all of my courage and just try to taste
As an 8th grader in the US, I will mention that lately schools have been cutting back on budgets and haven't made home cooked meals in years, but rather cooking frozen portions of food and serving per packaged sugar free disgraces that they call "food"
what I did when I was in junior high to high school was I asked my mom to teach me to cook some basic food and I just packed my own lunch in secret the day before and pocketed the lunch money or sold my lunch ticket. bought myself a couple video games that way.
My high school lunch varies often But we got a fruit roll up sometimes, and a cookie whenever we had something called “Pizza crunchers” Which is just a pizza version of mozzarella sticks
Every thing but the brownie and fruit cup for me. I saw jello fruit cups maybe twice in elementary school otherwise it was bags of juice, regular fruit cups, or sugary raspberry applesauce. Hell I don't think I ever saw an actual fruit 😂 In my private school shit still sucks, also doesn't taste as good, but it's 50% fresh so 🤷♀️
@@ItzMundane no my school started doing it when the flood hit of hurricane Harvey and they’ve just done it ever since otherwise they normally don’t do it
Edit: before you reply with the same shit look at the other comments please! And my edit thanks🙏 Tf are you talking about? Maybe in private schools but almost every single public school, which is the most popular type of school in the US, it is free???? No actually, where tf did you get this information. Looking at an article about school lunch debt in the U.S (education data initiative) 11.8 million students receive free school lunches, compared to 0.74 million who pay a reduced price of $0.30 and 2.23 million students who pay full price. Yeah, absolutely do not spread this bull. School lunches do sometimes suck, but they suck while also being mostly free. edit: Yall, look at the word almost and most in this comment. it is not lost on me that some people do have to pay, no shit, I never said they didn't. I am arguing AGAINST the statement that MOST people HAVE to pay. They DONT! by the statistics i gave most people DO NOT! That is my argument, I don't care if it's because of a program or it was default or you personally had to pay! MOST KIDS DO NOT! The statement that most kids have to pay for lunch in school in the U.S is wrong! that is it! please only reply if the statistics are wrong or wonky :/ I do make mistakes like that, and I would appreciate it. Edit 2: here is another stat just because I feel you guys need to understand that most people still don't pay, idfc if you pay or all your family did or you have to be in the program to not pay. most kids don't. Period. And if the "only" reason is because most kids are in the free program, it only confirms that most kids don't pay! You guys saying the same shit over and over is not disproving that most kids don't pay for lunch in America. Again. It Doesn't. Disprove. That. Most. Kids. Eat. Lunch. Free. Now please I don't want to act bitchy (because I started this who shit, my fault) but y'all really need to scroll down and read what I'm actually fucking saying :(. I'm just not gonna reply to the people saying the same thing everyone else has, thanks you. Anyway here is stat. According to schoolnutrition.org: " National School Lunch Program (NSLP) Average Daily Participation Over 95,000 schools/institutions serve school lunches to 28.5 million students each day, including: 18.9 million free lunches 1.1 million reduced price (student pays $0.40) 8.5 million full price 4.6 billion lunches are served annually (Source: Preliminary USDA FY 2023 data ) " Take it up with the USDA y'all. Not me, I'm not worth it!
As an American, we get chicken that doesn’t taste like chicken, or soggy but hard whole wheat pizza, whatever horrid canned vegetables they have or bagged slimy fruit that needs to be thrown out, and we don’t get cookies except healthy sugar cookies on holidays and definitely no jello
Yep. Even the fruit in jello thing only happens certain places. Where I lived it wasn’t a thing and you’d be lucky to get a fruit cup and kids FOUGHT over those. There was never quite enough for everyone to have one. The ‘fresh fruit options’ were normally shit too. Actual rotting and moldy wasn’t at all uncommon. No one wanted the ‘fresh fruit’, which wasn’t lovingly cut up for easy eating. It was put out whole ‘as an option’ so they could say they offered it but with zero expectation for the kids to actually take it. The kids who did were usually starving.
The best was the pizza that people remember even as a adult saying man that was a good pizza but east coast nardones pizza aka Pennsylvanias golden food supplies the school with pizza like the french beard pizza or the normal rectangle pizza which always hits the spot but the best is getting their pizza from a store and throwing it on a grill
@@Liam-yt7de I got food poisoned in elementary once for eating chicken. 😭 To be honest I still don't know why there is BONES in the chicken since that's technically a choking hazard.
What???? I live in the suburbs and our school lunch is ok. In addition to that its literally free. I think its because the 2 high school in my area have huge funding. They spend like 15 million a year in renovations
@@LilFrijolayye. Maybe that’s it but all I’ve ever seen is unfilling food, frozen everything and if not then thawing, mystery food, and worse That’s why I never ate school lunch and I never really got hungry at lunch anyways
@@LilFrijolayye. i grew up in drug riddled suburbs with poor schools and still had better lunch 😂 had like 4 different whole meal options everyday like a restaurant. Had to pay tho maybe $4.25
As a American like most in this comment section as it seems. I’m in school still (public) and I’d wish we got this we just get hard cold pizza and a apple and that’s your lunch. Sometimes on special occasions we get bullet holed mystery meat “chicken” sandwich
Incorrect the true fact is this was never served only the pizza part and even then their loaded with preservatives and so little of anything nutritious you want to die
When I started teaching, I found out that you're actually not allowed to force the kids to do the pledge because it's considered "compelled speech," so I never made my students do it. It's crazy that none of my teachers ever told me I wasn't required to do it. Edit: It seems like a few people are missing the point. The issue isn't the pledge. The issue is the forced nature of it. I said the pledge every day growing up, but I assumed it was a law. I later found out that under the First Amendment, government funded educational institutions can not force you to do pledges, anthems, or prayers. If you went to a privately funded school, you're SOL. Also try and remember that the pledge has been manipulated in the past to push a specific religious ideology, just look at how much it, and other things like our money, changed in the 50s when the US decided to make Christianity synonymous with Capitalism, and Athiesm synonymous with Communism. This shit goes deep, ya'll.
as an American who has been to schools with not a lot of money and a school with way too much money to kill, I can say that our lunches do not look like this. this is closer to the rich school lunch but this is still better. to even get good lunches, you either have to pay for it or you get a free lunch both with tiny proportions unless you spend extra money to get more food.
@@azalea_1803 No we're not I what he just aight is ten times better then anything I've ever eaten in a American school that shit looks delicious have you ever eating a hamburger with the patty dryer then fucking beef jerky I have it's disgusting and the chocolate milk is chunky like it has a thick texture wtf
Okay. Now make the pizza soggy, the tots still frozen, the jello basically water, and the cookie is a brick of charcoal. Thats the American public school system at its finest in my neck of the woods.
First experience with real public school was when I lived in the Netherlands for six months back when I was in kindergarten. Obviously no pledge of allegiance. It was also a Montessori school. Surprisingly the biggest shock when coming to American school for the first time wasn’t the different education method, it was the confusion as to why all the kids were droning on about the flag. I quickly noticed there was a flag in every freaking classroom. It was crazy.
To be more accurate, you need a sad frozen pizza with ground sausage bits atop, or a sad corn dog. Chocolate pudding more like, and a separate apple/mandarin orange.
Ah, the good old days of whipping gross fruit at each other during lunch because it was more fun to risk getting a concussion from an apple than to eat it
This looks so good, better than any school lunch I've had.. Anyways I remember I got study hall in elementary(primary) school cause I didn't do the pledge of allegence.
he pizza is NOT supposed to look that good the apples are small, green on the inside, and hard to bite into the cookies are so bus but they are ALWAYS UNDERCOOKED it’s either that or a dry nasty brick so…
It's actually worse than this. I didn't eat the lunch from middle school through high school. They even thought i had an eating disorder but the food was just that bad
I remember one time in middle school I actually threw up later in the day cause the lunch I ate was that bad. I never ate another school lunch for the rest of my education.
@@edxdzforu Yes!! I couldnt tell you how many times ive grabbed a milk and its sour to the point its chunky in the carton! Our school food isnt even edible and the cardboard pizza tastes more like a brick weathered outside rather than a piece of cardboard with some cheese slapped on top
@sevenhundred77 agreed, it was made in extremely poor taste. It’s especially infuriating because this is a foreigner who doesn’t have to experience the anxiety that students and parents feel over this subject. Our friends, classmates, teachers, and family members could all be ripped away from us in a second. I’m currently homeschooled but was in public school until the 7th grade. My best friends go to the local highschool and so does my brother. The other day they were locked down because a transfer student was making threats of violence. Thank the Lord my brother was already home (he’s a senior and has enough credits to only go to school for half a day), but my childhood best friend was still in that building. My sister in Christ who suffers from extreme anxiety was in that building. This shit pisses me off
probably because everything was homemade by a cook and not prepared in a commercial kitchen with the purpose of serving literally thousands of kids in 7 hours
the fact that it’s actually cooked is better than most lunches we get. The amount of food poisoning especially in middle school was crazy. it’s always raw or burnt
As an American, this is way better than the school lunches I get, sometimes it’s literally like 5 Dino nuggets and that’s you whole lunch, and then when we complain abt being hungry that are just like “WhY dIdN’t YoU eAt At LuNcH?”
I heard of someone getting food poisoning from the school lunch 2-3 times, and I barely even spoke to anyone so who knows how many other times that happened 💀
I remember the moldy peach cups of Thanksgiving in 2018, along with the 3 kids who got food poisoning within half an hour after eating it; rest in peace (not literally, as they're all still alive)
I remember everyone in my school getting to eat pizza with the police for fun while me and some other kids got to drink crappy smoothies from ACROSS THE CAFETERIA AWAY FROM THE POLICEMEN and they wondered why we where crying WE DIDNT EVEN GET ANOTHER ONE WHILE THEY GOT TO HAVE AS ,ANY SLICES AS THEY WANTED AND I NEVER EVEN DID ANYTHING WRONG💀
As an American, we get served pizza almost everyday. My school is doing this new thing where they try to make new names for the same ingredients (tomatoe sauce, bread, and cheese). And example would be “cheese wedges” all of my friends were excited to try it, only to find out it was just thin crusted cheesy bred with a side of marinara. I’m going to list all the pizza or pizza related things on the menu: Cheese wedges Calzone Deep dish pizza Cheese pizza Pepperoni pizza Stuff crust pizza (peporonj cubes) Stuff crust pizza (cheese) Cheesy bites with a side of marinara And twice a year, dominos pizza Ah yes, the American public school system 😔 Also, we used to have uncrustables served everyday until our school couldn’t pay for them anymore. They switched to this new thing where they would have a pbj sandwich and it would have a sticker that said “school made”… like… congrats?
We took the pledge in the gym and if enough people didn't speak you had to do it like 5 more times, half of the time I just talked about the pledge of Mac n cheese
@@tscaglione131of course it is, people died for our country and also we went to war to be our own nation and separate from Great Britain. It is socially incorrect. Sure we have flaws, everybody’s got flaws. If you hate the country and the pledge then leave 🤷♀️
Born and raised in the Midwest. I thought Big Food catered everything. Our cherished next generation eats the same as our (overcrowded) prisoners eats the same as Nana dying in the hospital for 6 days, causing 3 generations of medical debt.
As an American my lunch usually consisted of a tiny piece of rubber chicken on a soggy bun with a side of mashed cardboard. There were bruised, squishy fruits and vegetables, but if you wanted a sweet or a drink you had to pay like two more dollars. And god forbid they give you a plastic knife cause some kid will go around stabbing people (yes, that actually happened).
The cardboard part is crazy accurate. They'd give us "bean burritos" that literally tasted like soft cardboard wrapped around mashed cardboard. Bean burritos were my favorite back then and even I couldn't eat that
I feel bad for you… coming from a person in the USA, this looks disgusting and I feel bad for people who have lunches like this. I’m in the #1 school district in Louisiana (not that much of a flex) but at least they give us some mutrition
As an American myself.. I can humbly say this is not what school lunch is like…. We never get cookies! And we normally get tiny pre packaged fruit cups that taste like syrup- and we can’t forget the milk that’s at least 75% water! 😅
No war when the government thinks it's better to charge kids for lunch and if they missed a payment on lunches, they're required to pay it otherwise they won't graduate. Also most schools now only provide one part of the meal because they're underfunded thanks to George Bush's No Child Left Behind.
fr bro really had a pretty scrumptious looking meal (compared to actual school lunch) and gave it a -2. he should do a review of school lunch after big mike ruined food in schools
It’s actually illegal by US law to force a student to say the pledge of allegiance. Many states don’t even say it anymore but, of course, many southern states still do and is “required” BUT you can refuse by law. Also other countries say a pledge of allegiance (South Korea, Mexico) but you only ever hear about it from the US. Edit: By LAW all of you are allowed to refuse to say the pledge as according to the Supreme Court ruling in "West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette" (1943).
In high school, this guy got kicked out of class for texting during the pledge and was forced to recite it by himself in front of the whole class every day for a week. But that was at a private school in NC, and when somebody threatened to make columbine “look like a joke” administration said they couldn’t do anything since they couldn’t infringe on said student’s freedom of speech. So pretty ass backwards lol
@@victorialupia2267that’s rough 😳 you don’t have full freedom of speech at school, so unless they allowed students the yell curses at their teachers, it makes 0 sense (also threats aren’t protected by free speech)
This looks better than any school meal I ever had here in the US. No joke, when I left High School, all I did was stop eating those lunches, and I lost 40 pounds in less than a year.
Tbf same can be said of his British lunches one. Much nicer than the real one. Also I'd say it's better to have too many calories available for the kids who maybe aren't getting fed at home. Theoretically kids who don't need them don't have to eat the whole thing.
as a student in the US, I've never gotten jello or chocolate chip cookies as a lunch but sometimes around thanksgiving and Christmas, they give us gingerbread cookies, and they may randomly give us these cookies that tell us to say no to drugs. Also the apples are never sliced
As an American student, I would genuinely prefer the food you’ve prepared over the industrial microwaved “food” that my school makes. The best “food” item my school offers is probably the utensils.
This is an 11/10 compared to what we actually ate😭😭😭😭 Edit: yall I said compared. I mean the food HE is cooking looks SO much better then are food WE eat
As an American, you forgot the expired chocolate milk. You also forgot to make the pizza have either the texture of a cinder block or an eraser. Also, I have never in my life seen jello served at school, kinda jealous tho cuz this looks edible.
He also forgot to make the pizza either extra dry or extra greasy. Also forgot that if you don't get school or government assistance that you have to pay for your lunch in high school.
Nah I got chicken sandwiches, pizza or chow mein, then fruit or baby carrots a juice and a milk. The chicken sandwiches were a gamble tho lol. Sometimes you got one that had a patty that was dry as shit.
@@Nosleep97 depends on the school. As he said in the video some schools get the same catering as prisons here while others it would depend on what the school wanted.
@Nosleep97 depends on the state my schools food everybody stays away from our schools pizza no one will touch it the only time we touch it when they put slopy Joe's and pizza on the same day
"I pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible for liberty and justice for all" is engraved into my brain😭🙏🏼
For real! My school had ice cream but you had to pay extra for it, like $3 about. We mostly got those god awful smiley tots and Saulsbury stakes that were ice cold with jellified gravy. On good days we got a piece of carrot cake, that was only on the day before/after Easter though.
Can’t forget to mention meals cost >$3 in some places and are still terrible. Only when Covid happened were lunches made free in many areas but were limited to one per person of the same terrible quality. I packed everyday so I never had to worry about this, but would give my ID to a friend to use my free lunch. Then a year and a half after I graduated I was told I would not be allowed to graduate because I had a negative account balance for the previous year. Good ol’ US of A for ya.
So my school does breakfast lunches sometimes, and they cost 5 dollars. For one lunch, chips, and an apple. One day it was ham sandwiches and tater tots. The tater tots were crazy cold, and the ham in the ham sandwich was green. ;-;
If i get a bagel from my school id be lucky if the bagel wasnt cold, which came with string cheese on the side. The school always ran out of string cheese by the time I had to eat, so we got a (likely) cold bagel and a SLAB of cold solid American cheese. Plus these bagels were flavorless due to being whole grain
As an American, this meal is leaps and bounds better than anything I was given by the public education system
REALLLL
Same im in high school and I sell snacks and I order door dash for lunch
Heh. I had parents that made my lunches. Ham, cheese and mayo sandwiches were a " bad day " for me and in the winter? Cream of chicken soup in a thermos made the way I like it with a little milk and butter to " cut it " on the sodium while keeping it creamy and rich.
You'd think I would've been obese with those eating habits, but I kinda needed it. Ehlers Danlos Syndrome is so bad in your childhood / teen years that pushing anything beyond 115 lbs is lucky.
@@Khornecussion I aslo eat a crazy amount of food and I'm not obese at all actually pretty skinny
id eat that everyday if it would replace the same unfreezed mush i had in elementary school
The fact that you made everything from scratch increased the health value but 10000%. Everything needed to be canned, frozen, or otherwise pre packaged to be accurate.
Don't tell Michael obamna she will make the food worse granted I'm done with school so don't care now
@@dammbenderisgreat I had a stroke reading that fucking bullshit.Go the fuck back to school.
And it was always in a plastic bag!
@@corybiss7884 you had a bag i hade a tray that broke if someone touched it and never had enough room for stuff just things spilling out
Believe it or not, back in the 80s and even into the 80s a lot of the food was made from scratch to save money! Some of the school lunches were honestly really decent depending on the school. Nowadays though? Nah, garbage.
Nah, this is way better than anything served in public schools
True. You had to pay extra for the cookies 💀
private ones too. or at least mine
That entire spread was to good looking my school had multi colored hotdogs and fries as the 3$ meal, a cookie cost 1.25 and a unsailted pretsel was 1.00
And a small carten of milk
@@unovasfinest2623 I get it for free
“Little bullet dodgers” had me on the ground 😂
so are they in the case of a shooting
@@matatias As an american I can confirm
As an American I agree with all of the other Americans when they say that the American meal you made was more rich, full, and nutritious than anything I was EVER served in my American public school.
What he made was way better then what we have.
I am from texas and this was trash compared to what I got.
@@cedric3973right? I’m from Md and this is just sad
@@venti7981 exactly, I read all the comments and thing about the actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade.
Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006
@@cedric3973 I go to a pretty normal school for my area but the food is nothing like in the comments, we get spicy chicken wings, chips, dairy free milk, rotini, nachos, pepperoni and sausage pizza, and ice cream on special days
As a student from the USA- that food looks WAY better than the actual food at our schools
They never have cookies
it looks better than the nothing you get in canada
The pizza is made with cardboard and lies.
Yeah, and honestly we haven't done the pledge of allegiance since 2016
@@icestrykewith a little bit of melted plastic
The implication that the cookie just _comes with_ the lunch. Naw, that shit’s always extra
Always, they $2.25 at my school
They were 2.75 at my school and then once I got to high school it was phased out completely gotta love nacho day tho with the little circle chips and fake orange cheese and sketchy ground beef or popcorn chicken day with the greenish gravy
Hell yea!
I went to school in the South from 2000-2012 and we got cookies some days 😅
They’re like $2.00
Im chiming in with all the other Americans, this meal is so nice lol. I had a couple schools that served food like this, where like everything was made that day, but most of the time is was prepackaged and swimming in grease. My worst experience was a school where they never made anything fresh, and it was a lot of stuff similar to tv meals and like bosco sticks; and one time i got a pizza and it was soggy with grease floating on top and it made me so sick. Also most schools require you to have a fruit and veg (after michelle obama made it mandatory) and the veggies were either boiled or canned, and there was a 50/50 if the freah cut fruit was rotten
“It’s not grey enough.”
-An American High Schooler
For real
Fr tho
This is the perfect description of our food
It probably has too much flavor as well too lmao(pain)
Fr they gave us food with mold we never get cookies
As an actual American, I gotta say get rid of the jello, the corn, the tater tots, the cookie, all the good stuff. We just get uncooked veggies and the pizza.
i gotta agree with everything but the tater tots. sometimes that was the main meal at my schools. option of nacho cheese sauce to go on top of it in high school too lmao
@@trulygreg3103yes i was about to say the tater tots at my high school were good. unless they got soggy lol
As a another fellow American get rid of the cookie and everything else there is completely accurate
We would get tater tots, corn, pizza (with white sauce), and a whole ass apple. I hate corn and white sauce pizza so most of the time I'd just eat the tater tots and give away the rest of my food to the other kids at the table.
Frozen pizza
It being made from scratch alone makes this way better than actual lunches we got
We aren’t **required** to say the pledge but we do have to stand and acknowledge the flag. In several states the pledge is followed by a “moment of silence” idrk why.
There’s no way you just called us “little bullet dodgers” 😭
I mean we are
@DarkRamProductions yeah he ain't wrong
He’s not wrong
That’s 100% what we are
One: he’s not wrong.Two: some of the videos just go a little bit too far and just make fun of cultures.Not saying that he did
sir this looks way too good to be an american school lunch. you gotta add at LEAST 2 frozen items
Our public school feeds our kids hella lot better then that bulls.... And ppl saying their school lunch was worse are morons & probably part of what's wrong with our country. Debbie downers and crabby Karens
Fr 😭 those dry freezer patties haunt me to this day
Plus you gotta at least put one expired true moo milk, my school had expired milk once, I only drink the slushy juices now 😭 💀☠️
Pay to play baby, never mind that our f****** food system for education and jails basically one giant f****** circle.
@@MISSY-qd4wk so true! The day somebody poured out chunky, rotten milk was the day I stopped grabbing it.
American here to fact check! The pizza was never made fresh, it was either frozen pizza pocket thing that came still in plastic, tasted like cardboard, or from a cheap pizza place where you would ONLY buy the pizza because it was sold in a stand in front of the gym instead of in the cafeteria. Also, NEVER seen corn as a side, usually prepackaged Famous Amos cookies or another prepackaged cookie. Almost all food came wrapped in the plastic they microwaved it in. There is no real kitchen in most schools, just prepackaged frozen food that gets reheated in a microwave until it becomes warm plastic mush…
I had corn weekly
My school had corn. Had to eat the lunch after I forgot mine one day, it was the most disgusting corn I had ever tasted.
We had actual fresh pizza, seasonal spiced apples. Rarely had cookies but it was some sort of fresh thing, sometimes fruit sometimes a treat. But we had 3 menu options,2-3 different veggie choices. I went to the second from poorest school for 1-5 and 9-12 grade. My high school had rice dryers for treating rice prior to cooking.
Many I knew from texas had better options but I don't know of any schools that had worse (and I traveled with the debate, swim team and other competitive teams, we always ate at the schools we went to and it was always good) I graduated in 2006.
@@cedric3973this is some bull shit where were my options
SO TRUE and at our school recently in some of the food options they've been adding packaged grilled cheese... which is unfortunately better tasting than anything else they serve no joke. That and the frozen fruit cup thingys. Like how whatever they don't make and just add to the trays for the heck of it taste better than what they actually make and give out.
What you made is 100% more wholesome and real than anything I’ve eaten. I got instant mashed potatoes that tasted like paper.
Oh don’t forget the milk that’s either expired or frozen solid 😂
REAL
Or weirdly gelatinous
I still remember the day in sixth grade I found NORMAL MILK.
@@Lemonsaregood123In 5th grade, this one kid found NORMAL milk, and everyone cheered. Even though the teachers told us to stop
One time our milk was just a glob
The fact that your hand making all of this just puts you leaps and bounds ahead of any school lunch you would get in America
ok brit
stolen comment
They don't give cookies anymore, students have to buy them separately from where I was from
It’s an à la carte item which I cannot get because à la carte items are no longer available for the rest of the school year
😭
My school had whole wheat rolls with some frosting on top and called it healthy
They do give out cookies for free dependant upon your school system. The NYC public school system gives out free lunch, and that includes desserts like cookies, cinnamon buns, etc. The school lunch at my high school wasn't bad at all, I just didn't like the dumplings they served.
ya when i was in high school the cookies were an extra 1.50
I feel bad for you
I don’t know about other public schools but at mine( in America) we have a salad and fruit bar picked fresh from the garden we have options such as salads ,wraps, pizzas, French toast sticks, hot dog hamburgers, etc or you can have whatever they’re serving that day. And a lot of it is fresh with not that much grease.
what school do you go to how have you avoided lunch hell
@ tbh idk I been to other schools were lunches were crazy but this school it’s not that bad
As an American, I can agree that school lunches are a -2/10. You forgot the chunky chocolate milk an moldy carrots. I've never had a cup of jello with fruit in my lunch, an it's been years since cookies were handed out. We also eat fake mac and cheese, burgers, and chicken sandwiches.
And the plastic fisherprice corn! Sometimes it's even stale bread
How about the stale dry chicken sandwich with no pickles or sauce
Oh man I be choking on those dry ass burgers
nah bro when ever we do get fruits in our jello it looks like a dog threw up on it and the mixed it up I have to gather up all of my courage and just try to taste
dont forget the pink chicken! 🤮
the food looks edible, you did it wrong 😂
It looks like he forgot bullets in the lunch
@@lizvandervort3795 STOP I'M DEAD
The little bullet dodgers is crazy
I was just about to post this wild
LMFAOOO GOLD
Little Neos.
im dead
im from the usa and I cant even tell you how much that part of the video made me giggle
This is 100000000% times better than anything I’ve ever had at school
As an 8th grader in the US, I will mention that lately schools have been cutting back on budgets and haven't made home cooked meals in years, but rather cooking frozen portions of food and serving per packaged sugar free disgraces that they call "food"
same situation for me
what I did when I was in junior high to high school was I asked my mom to teach me to cook some basic food and I just packed my own lunch in secret the day before and pocketed the lunch money or sold my lunch ticket. bought myself a couple video games that way.
Damn ok imma keep that shit in mind thanks bro
My school got a grant and now I get free breakfast and lunch, but everything is still mystery meat and vegetables from an unknown origin
Not our school. My daughter has the best lunches and multiple alternatives to choose from!
As a fellow American, i can 100% confirm that's not what American school lunch looked like
My school never had jello nor cookies that looked like that. But maybe cause it wasnt a public school.
This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.
Def never saw jello. More like plain apple or half a banana
My high school lunch varies often
But we got a fruit roll up sometimes, and a cookie whenever we had something called “Pizza crunchers”
Which is just a pizza version of mozzarella sticks
Every thing but the brownie and fruit cup for me. I saw jello fruit cups maybe twice in elementary school otherwise it was bags of juice, regular fruit cups, or sugary raspberry applesauce. Hell I don't think I ever saw an actual fruit 😂 In my private school shit still sucks, also doesn't taste as good, but it's 50% fresh so 🤷♀️
you forgot to add that, in most parts of the U.S., students have to pay for their lunch
Yurp ✊
Wait, you’re telling me that students don’t always have to pay for lunch (and breakfast)?
@@ItzMundane no my school started doing it when the flood hit of hurricane Harvey and they’ve just done it ever since otherwise they normally don’t do it
Edit: before you reply with the same shit look at the other comments please! And my edit thanks🙏
Tf are you talking about? Maybe in private schools but almost every single public school, which is the most popular type of school in the US, it is free????
No actually, where tf did you get this information. Looking at an article about school lunch debt in the U.S (education data initiative) 11.8 million students receive free school lunches, compared to 0.74 million who pay a reduced price of $0.30 and 2.23 million students who pay full price.
Yeah, absolutely do not spread this bull. School lunches do sometimes suck, but they suck while also being mostly free.
edit: Yall, look at the word almost and most in this comment. it is not lost on me that some people do have to pay, no shit, I never said they didn't. I am arguing AGAINST the statement that MOST people HAVE to pay. They DONT! by the statistics i gave most people DO NOT! That is my argument, I don't care if it's because of a program or it was default or you personally had to pay! MOST KIDS DO NOT! The statement that most kids have to pay for lunch in school in the U.S is wrong! that is it! please only reply if the statistics are wrong or wonky :/ I do make mistakes like that, and I would appreciate it.
Edit 2: here is another stat just because I feel you guys need to understand that most people still don't pay, idfc if you pay or all your family did or you have to be in the program to not pay. most kids don't. Period. And if the "only" reason is because most kids are in the free program, it only confirms that most kids don't pay! You guys saying the same shit over and over is not disproving that most kids don't pay for lunch in America. Again. It Doesn't. Disprove. That. Most. Kids. Eat. Lunch. Free. Now please I don't want to act bitchy (because I started this who shit, my fault) but y'all really need to scroll down and read what I'm actually fucking saying :(. I'm just not gonna reply to the people saying the same thing everyone else has, thanks you. Anyway here is stat.
According to schoolnutrition.org:
" National School Lunch Program (NSLP) Average Daily Participation
Over 95,000 schools/institutions serve school lunches to 28.5 million students each day, including:
18.9 million free lunches
1.1 million reduced price (student pays $0.40)
8.5 million full price
4.6 billion lunches are served annually
(Source: Preliminary USDA FY 2023 data ) "
Take it up with the USDA y'all. Not me, I'm not worth it!
@@nughoul my public school had us pay 😀
That looks way better than my school lunch! Most of the time the pizza ain’t even cooked
“Little bullet dodgers” is diabolical 💀
but true.
@@HazardYaBoiThat’s the part where it is diabolical 💀
“Little miss gripper” ass statement
I had to go back bc my brain couldn’t accept his words being said publicly. 😅😅😅
As a American I take 0 offense to this 😊
Our school once served orange juice that expired in 2009. This was in 2016.
well you know, gotta get those little rapscallions into alcoholism early or the companies wouldn't make a profit
just got served some apple juice that expired in 2006
The amount of times I'd open trumoo for it to be a block is ridiculous
wtf thats crazy lool
little bullet dogers got me 😂
@@sounduser hahahaha as if that comment wasnt bad enough this finished it off! bon appetite hahahaha
@@soundusersnatch?
It gets us ready for war when our military decides to unnecessarily jump into someone else's business.
Nah son, little jimmy’s strapped too
@@alexyork3177I'm weak lol
As an American, we get chicken that doesn’t taste like chicken, or soggy but hard whole wheat pizza, whatever horrid canned vegetables they have or bagged slimy fruit that needs to be thrown out, and we don’t get cookies except healthy sugar cookies on holidays and definitely no jello
i once got chick it basically had a exoskeleton
Bro gave that a -2/10 and that sh*t would be amazing in an American school.
Yeah, today we had canned mac n cheese and canned unsalted green beans at my school (btw the green beans had mold on them) 😭
Yep. Even the fruit in jello thing only happens certain places. Where I lived it wasn’t a thing and you’d be lucky to get a fruit cup and kids FOUGHT over those. There was never quite enough for everyone to have one. The ‘fresh fruit options’ were normally shit too. Actual rotting and moldy wasn’t at all uncommon. No one wanted the ‘fresh fruit’, which wasn’t lovingly cut up for easy eating. It was put out whole ‘as an option’ so they could say they offered it but with zero expectation for the kids to actually take it. The kids who did were usually starving.
The best was the pizza that people remember even as a adult saying man that was a good pizza but east coast nardones pizza aka Pennsylvanias golden food supplies the school with pizza like the french beard pizza or the normal rectangle pizza which always hits the spot but the best is getting their pizza from a store and throwing it on a grill
Someone got food poisoning from are lunch 💀💀💀
@@Liam-yt7de I got food poisoned in elementary once for eating chicken. 😭
To be honest I still don't know why there is BONES in the chicken since that's technically a choking hazard.
As an American this is 1000 times better than our actual lunches
Ikr
What???? I live in the suburbs and our school lunch is ok. In addition to that its literally free. I think its because the 2 high school in my area have huge funding. They spend like 15 million a year in renovations
@@LilFrijolayye. Maybe that’s it but all I’ve ever seen is unfilling food, frozen everything and if not then thawing, mystery food, and worse That’s why I never ate school lunch and I never really got hungry at lunch anyways
@@LilFrijolayye. i grew up in drug riddled suburbs with poor schools and still had better lunch 😂 had like 4 different whole meal options everyday like a restaurant. Had to pay tho maybe $4.25
Real. Its so fresh it could be fine dining
this is the kind of meal you’d brag about getting at school.
As a American like most in this comment section as it seems. I’m in school still (public) and I’d wish we got this we just get hard cold pizza and a apple and that’s your lunch. Sometimes on special occasions we get bullet holed mystery meat “chicken” sandwich
The fact that this would be school lunch on a good day is wild
My school does not give that. We had a single piece of bread for breakfast today. That’s most of what our lunch is.
@brickrulerz1327 we get chicken sandwich or pepperoni pizza, that is all, and that cookie ain't free that shits an extra 1.25
Incorrect the true fact is this was never served only the pizza part and even then their loaded with preservatives and so little of anything nutritious you want to die
Not a good day, a day where you question if you are even ok or just hallucinating.
When I started teaching, I found out that you're actually not allowed to force the kids to do the pledge because it's considered "compelled speech," so I never made my students do it. It's crazy that none of my teachers ever told me I wasn't required to do it.
Edit: It seems like a few people are missing the point. The issue isn't the pledge. The issue is the forced nature of it. I said the pledge every day growing up, but I assumed it was a law. I later found out that under the First Amendment, government funded educational institutions can not force you to do pledges, anthems, or prayers. If you went to a privately funded school, you're SOL. Also try and remember that the pledge has been manipulated in the past to push a specific religious ideology, just look at how much it, and other things like our money, changed in the 50s when the US decided to make Christianity synonymous with Capitalism, and Athiesm synonymous with Communism. This shit goes deep, ya'll.
My high school principal would make us say it.
I used to refuse to do it
certain teachers wouldn't let us stay seated...
It’s unconstitutional thanks to the JW’s
Actually i got written up for not saying it at most schools i went to.
Bro called us bullet dodgers 💀
I mean…
And he ain't wrong
Not bullet dodgers but bullet absorbers 💀
Well we do have a lot of sugar sniffers playing with their nerf guns in the buildings
That's because you are 🤣🤣🤣
as an American who has been to schools with not a lot of money and a school with way too much money to kill, I can say that our lunches do not look like this. this is closer to the rich school lunch but this is still better. to even get good lunches, you either have to pay for it or you get a free lunch both with tiny proportions unless you spend extra money to get more food.
also, the pledge is dumb but some teachers are sticalers about it. At my current school, they have an AI voice to say it over the annulment system.
he dissed america in like eight different ways and his cooking was still better than the school lunch lady’s
Nah the school lunch ladies were legit the ingredients they were given were always shit tho
Don't blame the lunch ladies for the system's crimes.
Don't blame the lunch ladies they were always the sweetest, blame our schools for being cheap af
They gave 5 year expired chocolate milk... The actual lunch was a mix of oatmeal, throw up, and prison food.
Ur kidding…..
me too man... me too.
@@azalea_1803 No we're not I what he just aight is ten times better then anything I've ever eaten in a American school that shit looks delicious have you ever eating a hamburger with the patty dryer then fucking beef jerky I have it's disgusting and the chocolate milk is chunky like it has a thick texture wtf
Woah, I drank plain milk that was made 5 years ago recently, they really need to start checking the expiration dates.
@@azalea_1803 As an American, I wish they were....
Okay. Now make the pizza soggy, the tots still frozen, the jello basically water, and the cookie is a brick of charcoal. Thats the American public school system at its finest in my neck of the woods.
the cookies at my school were half raw lol
@@Unhinged-n7r lol
don't even have cookies at my school currently
The pizza in my school is greasy and always makes me want to vomit
You forgot that the cheese on the pizza slides off of the pizza in one bite
First experience with real public school was when I lived in the Netherlands for six months back when I was in kindergarten. Obviously no pledge of allegiance. It was also a Montessori school. Surprisingly the biggest shock when coming to American school for the first time wasn’t the different education method, it was the confusion as to why all the kids were droning on about the flag. I quickly noticed there was a flag in every freaking classroom. It was crazy.
To be more accurate, you need a sad frozen pizza with ground sausage bits atop, or a sad corn dog. Chocolate pudding more like, and a separate apple/mandarin orange.
Not to mention that the Apple always had bad spots all over it
And some "chicken" for taco Tuesday.
Or those potato smiles that were always soggy and burnt at the same time
Also, the pizza has to be absolutely soaked in orange grease
Ah, the good old days of whipping gross fruit at each other during lunch because it was more fun to risk getting a concussion from an apple than to eat it
Getting called a bullet dodger is crazy 😂
As soon as I saw seasoning I knew this was going to be inaccurate
Underrated as hell.
This looks so good, better than any school lunch I've had..
Anyways I remember I got study hall in elementary(primary) school cause I didn't do the pledge of allegence.
The sad part is that he made it better then what we eat in school
Fax
he pizza is NOT supposed to look that good
the apples are small, green on the inside, and hard to bite into
the cookies are so bus but they are ALWAYS UNDERCOOKED it’s either that or a dry nasty brick so…
Fr we get like this gross stuff and it’s not even made by the cafeteria people it is just shipped to the frozen and they pop it in the oven 😭
And it still got -2 out of 10
Maybe for yall this shi looks like trash compared to my school’s meals
except for when we have ham and cheese never liked it.
This would be considered a luxury in my school
Truer words have never been spoken stay
It's actually worse than this. I didn't eat the lunch from middle school through high school. They even thought i had an eating disorder but the food was just that bad
Yeah man like I would gag anytime I had the ACTUAL version of those jello fruit things. They were so disgusting man.
I remember one time in middle school I actually threw up later in the day cause the lunch I ate was that bad. I never ate another school lunch for the rest of my education.
Same. Once i got to high school i stopped eating. The burgers andcardboard pizza were the worst
He forgot the spoils milk 😢
@@edxdzforu Yes!! I couldnt tell you how many times ive grabbed a milk and its sour to the point its chunky in the carton! Our school food isnt even edible and the cardboard pizza tastes more like a brick weathered outside rather than a piece of cardboard with some cheese slapped on top
nahhh bc the little bullet dodgers got me 😂😂
"...the little bullet dodgers" 😭
It took me a sec to realise what he said but it killed me
I can’t really enjoy the joke cause I still remember guns being found on my campus.
@@fahrifahri3876☠️☠️☠️
@sevenhundred77 agreed, it was made in extremely poor taste. It’s especially infuriating because this is a foreigner who doesn’t have to experience the anxiety that students and parents feel over this subject. Our friends, classmates, teachers, and family members could all be ripped away from us in a second. I’m currently homeschooled but was in public school until the 7th grade. My best friends go to the local highschool and so does my brother. The other day they were locked down because a transfer student was making threats of violence. Thank the Lord my brother was already home (he’s a senior and has enough credits to only go to school for half a day), but my childhood best friend was still in that building. My sister in Christ who suffers from extreme anxiety was in that building. This shit pisses me off
“What do the little bullet dodgers eat”
Had my dying 💀💀💀
im guessing youre a failed bullet dodger then😔
@@tessarsaurusomfg 💀💀💀
as an american student, that looks 10 times better than my school lunch 😭
probably because everything was homemade by a cook and not prepared in a commercial kitchen with the purpose of serving literally thousands of kids in 7 hours
Ikr 😭
At my school they just serving 10 yo pasta with spaghetti sauce
Same
I agree
“Little bullet dodgers” is CRAZY 💀😭
the fact that it’s actually cooked is better than most lunches we get. The amount of food poisoning especially in middle school was crazy. it’s always raw or burnt
fr tho I got like 2 food poisoning this year because of lunch
@@IeatUraniumRods sue their asses lol
As an American, this is way better than the school lunches I get, sometimes it’s literally like 5 Dino nuggets and that’s you whole lunch, and then when we complain abt being hungry that are just like “WhY dIdN’t YoU eAt At LuNcH?”
here is a serving of moldy peas, expired milk, and chicken that somehow is either undercooked or drier than a desert :sob:
@@octavia69this is too true, and the fruit is always on its last limb
we don't even get lunch in australia, it's a vegemite sandwich (actually so good) but maybe a $5 choccy milk
True that. Only if your like my school the don’t even bother to warm up the food
@@hayliebutler9307 ya my school serves the food either ice cold, or so hot you get burns
As an American, this looks a lot more better than our school lunches. Most kids actually got sick in my school.
Same ;-;
I heard of someone getting food poisoning from the school lunch 2-3 times, and I barely even spoke to anyone so who knows how many other times that happened 💀
I remember the moldy peach cups of Thanksgiving in 2018, along with the 3 kids who got food poisoning within half an hour after eating it; rest in peace (not literally, as they're all still alive)
I remember everyone in my school getting to eat pizza with the police for fun while me and some other kids got to drink crappy smoothies from ACROSS THE CAFETERIA AWAY FROM THE POLICEMEN and they wondered why we where crying WE DIDNT EVEN GET ANOTHER ONE WHILE THEY GOT TO HAVE AS ,ANY SLICES AS THEY WANTED AND I NEVER EVEN DID ANYTHING WRONG💀
Facts
As an American, we get served pizza almost everyday. My school is doing this new thing where they try to make new names for the same ingredients (tomatoe sauce, bread, and cheese). And example would be “cheese wedges” all of my friends were excited to try it, only to find out it was just thin crusted cheesy bred with a side of marinara. I’m going to list all the pizza or pizza related things on the menu:
Cheese wedges
Calzone
Deep dish pizza
Cheese pizza
Pepperoni pizza
Stuff crust pizza (peporonj cubes)
Stuff crust pizza (cheese)
Cheesy bites with a side of marinara
And twice a year, dominos pizza
Ah yes, the American public school system 😔
Also, we used to have uncrustables served everyday until our school couldn’t pay for them anymore. They switched to this new thing where they would have a pbj sandwich and it would have a sticker that said “school made”… like… congrats?
Common misconception- students don’t have to take the pledge. They just choose not to tell us that
Don't forget, if you don't pledge it's considered socially incorrect. I've gotten into an actual argument with my culinary teacher about this
We took the pledge in the gym and if enough people didn't speak you had to do it like 5 more times, half of the time I just talked about the pledge of Mac n cheese
@@tscaglione131no one in my class has cared for like 3 years. You live in Texas?
@@BatgirlStan Florida
@@tscaglione131of course it is, people died for our country and also we went to war to be our own nation and separate from Great Britain. It is socially incorrect. Sure we have flaws, everybody’s got flaws. If you hate the country and the pledge then leave 🤷♀️
Born and raised in the Midwest. I thought Big Food catered everything. Our cherished next generation eats the same as our (overcrowded) prisoners eats the same as Nana dying in the hospital for 6 days, causing 3 generations of medical debt.
That's a lie. The hospital provides it's own food, prisons do not eat the same as the school system, why would you say something stupid like that
With respect to Nana, she went quickly then. Only three generations of debt??? You dodged more bullets there than your kids at school.
As an American, I can confidently say, this is 100 times better than anything I've ever seen in school before
Ikr the food is slimy and has random stuff on it
man, I hate it when I agreed to it. Military lunch is good though, unless you're in a situation of getting shot at.
As an American, I can say this looks HELLA lot better than the food we're actually fed at school Xb
As an American my lunch usually consisted of a tiny piece of rubber chicken on a soggy bun with a side of mashed cardboard. There were bruised, squishy fruits and vegetables, but if you wanted a sweet or a drink you had to pay like two more dollars. And god forbid they give you a plastic knife cause some kid will go around stabbing people (yes, that actually happened).
The cardboard part is crazy accurate. They'd give us "bean burritos" that literally tasted like soft cardboard wrapped around mashed cardboard. Bean burritos were my favorite back then and even I couldn't eat that
1.) The cookie is always an after and extra.
2.) This looks SO MUCH BETTER than anything I've seen at school.
I wouldn’t be taking lunch from home if this is how they would cook the food instead of heating it up.
Aw dangit
Mbbbb
I feel bad for you… coming from a person in the USA, this looks disgusting and I feel bad for people who have lunches like this.
I’m in the #1 school district in Louisiana (not that much of a flex) but at least they give us some mutrition
@@DruzyWoozy.Lucky, I wish I had better mutrition when I was in school!
We don’t get cookies…
This is way better than an actual American school meal
As an American myself.. I can humbly say this is not what school lunch is like….
We never get cookies! And we normally get tiny pre packaged fruit cups that taste like syrup- and we can’t forget the milk that’s at least 75% water! 😅
Hearing bullet dodgers come from a british person is making me fight my inner patriotism
they're just jealous its harder to dodge a bullet than a shank
fr, i get that its dark humor but seriously, children die horrible deaths from it, not funny and uncalled for
@@keithcantplay This is more "look how edgy I am I'm making fun of dead kids" than dark humor
When Americans make fun of America, it’s funny, when people from Britain do it, that’s a war declaration.
@kalebwick3429 exactly especially when there states not much better
Cookies are only given for special occasions, and the jello is an icy cup. 😭
Icy cups are only given on special dates too and they onlygive out like 20 so only a few kids get them.
Those icy cups are absolute 🔥
@@sukistorm7151 depends on the school
My school charged 2 dollars for 1 of those dry ass cookies
Where I live icy cups are honestly some of the only edible fruit
As a American and a teenager im honestly honored to be called a "Little bullet dodger"
same ong
Little bullet dodgers😭
That line made me laugh and made me sad, all at the same time.
devious ah line 💀
Saaaame😂😂
American here, turkey and gravy was the star of our school lunches.
Bro just started a war 💀
FR
nah he's pretty much right
I ain't gonna lie, there's no war that can be started here. I've seen pizza with burnt cheese that just falls off in one big piece.
No war when the government thinks it's better to charge kids for lunch and if they missed a payment on lunches, they're required to pay it otherwise they won't graduate. Also most schools now only provide one part of the meal because they're underfunded thanks to George Bush's No Child Left Behind.
Fun fact, the supplier of public school lunches in the US also supplies prisons
As a little bullet dodger, my school didn’t even pass the health inspection so..
That looks better then 99% of the school lunches in Kansas City Missouri 💀💀
I love how the pledge of allegiance has blocked out all of the hate comments about the food
Edit: I am an american by the way
Because we yanks hated that food as well.
They don't even do that anymore at least in Wisconsin it stopped maybe 17 years ago
fr bro really had a pretty scrumptious looking meal (compared to actual school lunch) and gave it a -2. he should do a review of school lunch after big mike ruined food in schools
nobody was ever forced to do that
only mainland china and usa make the kids do all that flag waving nonsense
It’s actually illegal by US law to force a student to say the pledge of allegiance. Many states don’t even say it anymore but, of course, many southern states still do and is “required” BUT you can refuse by law. Also other countries say a pledge of allegiance (South Korea, Mexico) but you only ever hear about it from the US.
Edit: By LAW all of you are allowed to refuse to say the pledge as according to the Supreme Court ruling in "West Virginia State Board of Education v.
Barnette" (1943).
In high school, this guy got kicked out of class for texting during the pledge and was forced to recite it by himself in front of the whole class every day for a week. But that was at a private school in NC, and when somebody threatened to make columbine “look like a joke” administration said they couldn’t do anything since they couldn’t infringe on said student’s freedom of speech. So pretty ass backwards lol
@@victorialupia2267that’s rough 😳 you don’t have full freedom of speech at school, so unless they allowed students the yell curses at their teachers, it makes 0 sense (also threats aren’t protected by free speech)
In my school we are forced to say it unless our parents send a note saying we can’t say it becuz of religious reasons
at my school the teacher does it but no kid does
My teachers asked us to stand and be quiet but didn't make us say it.
As someone who has worked in a school in the US, if they served this, I would cry tears of joy
This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.
This is why I bring lunch everyday, school lunch sucks
This looks better than any school meal I ever had here in the US. No joke, when I left High School, all I did was stop eating those lunches, and I lost 40 pounds in less than a year.
It's probably a good thing I brought my own lunch
Bruh they don't give us lunch hear in South Africa we have to make our onw
@@Nitewolf-xd6bw You're probably way better off. American school lunches are just about as bad as prison food. It's so awful and cheap.
Tbf same can be said of his British lunches one. Much nicer than the real one.
Also I'd say it's better to have too many calories available for the kids who maybe aren't getting fed at home. Theoretically kids who don't need them don't have to eat the whole thing.
@@robertgronewold3326 Bro it is, my friend got chunky cheese whiz, I didn't even know processed shit like that could even go bad.
"bullet dodgers" is absolutely WILD
exactly what i was about to comment
@@noroultra same here
as a student in the US, I've never gotten jello or chocolate chip cookies as a lunch but sometimes around thanksgiving and Christmas, they give us gingerbread cookies, and they may randomly give us these cookies that tell us to say no to drugs. Also the apples are never sliced
The apples at my school look like they just should not be eaten but that’s not saying much when that’s just the whole school lunch in general
You guys were getting cookies?!?😮
My school serves jello, chocolate pudding, and even cinnamon buns and the food is pretty decent like the cheese sticks and stuff.
your school was rich, gingerbread 🤦
i eat a single uncrustable and some veggies and lowfat milk. I WOULD BE FREAKING HONORED TO EAT THAT AT SCHOOL
As an American student, I would genuinely prefer the food you’ve prepared over the industrial microwaved “food” that my school makes. The best “food” item my school offers is probably the utensils.
This is an 11/10 compared to what we actually ate😭😭😭😭
Edit: yall I said compared. I mean the food HE is cooking looks SO much better then are food WE eat
IK😭😭😭
This that 90s school lunch or something. Pre-Obama era for sure
It really is
@@keegentilley578my brothers school had the exact meal minus the cookie. (Cookies were 50 cents).
To me this is a 1/10 (I live in America too)
Born n raised in Texas, and he’s not wrong! But we also had to say the Texas pledge to!
So...2 pledges?
@@SunnyThief yup! Every morning kindergarten through 12th grade followed by a silent moment, which we were told, we could pray, or just be silent
@@Jupitersea667 sounds super dystopian
I don’t say the pledge and in my school, we’re told to pledge to the state and country flags
@sunnythief3736 that's because it is
As an American; hold up- we get a cookie-????? Since when???
I have quattuordecillions of cookies
this gotta be pre-food pyramid lunch bc ive never seen school food looking this good😭😭🙏
my pizza comes in a plastic bag that has holes in it
@@kalisay2594 HELPP 😭
This looks like exactly my school lunch. Except our apple wasn't cut up.
As an American, you forgot the expired chocolate milk. You also forgot to make the pizza have either the texture of a cinder block or an eraser. Also, I have never in my life seen jello served at school, kinda jealous tho cuz this looks edible.
He also forgot to make the pizza either extra dry or extra greasy. Also forgot that if you don't get school or government assistance that you have to pay for your lunch in high school.
Tbh I wish I had that.
So real-
We had jello about four times each year, it wasn't really good😭
Dont forget the square pepperoni and the prepackaged (soft cookie)
What’s more depressing is that we rarely get lunches that good 😂
It's a miracle if the food was that good. I swear I usually avoid most of the food and just drink milk.
I got dry Peta bread and soggy corn 😭
Nah I got chicken sandwiches, pizza or chow mein, then fruit or baby carrots a juice and a milk.
The chicken sandwiches were a gamble tho lol. Sometimes you got one that had a patty that was dry as shit.
@@pvtghost117 You’re lucky af 😭
You forgot that all the food in American cafeterias has so many additives in it that hardly anything isn't artificial
As an American, this is way better than what I get fed at my school😅 and usually the cookies cost extra
You guys can get cookies!?!?!
You but they are 3-4 dollars each🥶
There 50 cents at my school
Mine are like 50cents but they are just dough with somehow burnt edges
Danggggg
If we actually had this for school lunch, it would be considered a delicacy 😂
Agreed
frrrrrr
true
Fun fact: US schools have worse lunches than prisons
also a fun fact: our schools have their food distribution systems ran by the same distributors that deliver to prisons
No it's not
@@Nosleep97yuh huh
@@Nosleep97 depends on the school. As he said in the video some schools get the same catering as prisons here while others it would depend on what the school wanted.
@Nosleep97 depends on the state my schools food everybody stays away from our schools pizza no one will touch it the only time we touch it when they put slopy Joe's and pizza on the same day
Damn, that looks really good compared to the actual lunches
"I pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible for liberty and justice for all" is engraved into my brain😭🙏🏼
They be doing that shii in Spanish too 😭😭
🇺🇸🫡🔫👩🏫
This is so real
Same here
MHM😭 i hate it so much man just let me learn in peace
Most schools in the US don’t even have the decency to give students cookies and corn 😭
For real! My school had ice cream but you had to pay extra for it, like $3 about. We mostly got those god awful smiley tots and Saulsbury stakes that were ice cold with jellified gravy. On good days we got a piece of carrot cake, that was only on the day before/after Easter though.
Can’t forget to mention meals cost >$3 in some places and are still terrible. Only when Covid happened were lunches made free in many areas but were limited to one per person of the same terrible quality. I packed everyday so I never had to worry about this, but would give my ID to a friend to use my free lunch. Then a year and a half after I graduated I was told I would not be allowed to graduate because I had a negative account balance for the previous year. Good ol’ US of A for ya.
So my school does breakfast lunches sometimes, and they cost 5 dollars. For one lunch, chips, and an apple. One day it was ham sandwiches and tater tots. The tater tots were crazy cold, and the ham in the ham sandwich was green. ;-;
If i get a bagel from my school id be lucky if the bagel wasnt cold, which came with string cheese on the side. The school always ran out of string cheese by the time I had to eat, so we got a (likely) cold bagel and a SLAB of cold solid American cheese. Plus these bagels were flavorless due to being whole grain