Sims 1 but my family is insane

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  • Sims 1, it's time for Jim Pickens to face his childhood
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  • @leonsimmons897
    @leonsimmons897 6 років тому +6705

    Makes me wonder if Jim killed people in his teen years just to chat with Grim. That's so romantic

    • @shanonbryant2919
      @shanonbryant2919 6 років тому +334

      Otp

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 років тому +286

      How did you guess?

    • @heartheater07
      @heartheater07 5 років тому +28

      :o

    • @unrealviolet1833
      @unrealviolet1833 5 років тому +222

      That reminds me of a psychopath riddle. Where a girl meets the guy of his dreams in her mother’s wedding but didn’t know who he was so she killed her sister in hopes on seeing him again at her sister’s funeral.

    • @craftcat1012
      @craftcat1012 5 років тому +8

      I'd like but it's at 666

  • @grendelkhan3082
    @grendelkhan3082 6 років тому +83

    "Turn that racket off" Not the first time Jim has had issues with Rackets.

  • @Queensocks
    @Queensocks 6 років тому +120

    Do a few more in sims 1, then go to sims 2!

  • @kingzav3s5689
    @kingzav3s5689 6 років тому +5

    5:10 why is that mime thicc as hell?

  • @TylerYoshi
    @TylerYoshi 6 років тому +12

    Hubeca Goth Sr isn't a stray, she belongs to an old couple. Strays don't have names in this game.

  • @EYESTRA1N
    @EYESTRA1N 4 роки тому +4

    Jim is like if Matilda didn't have her powers
    You can't tell me I'm wrong

  • @mahinnnadiamoinkus3648
    @mahinnnadiamoinkus3648 5 років тому +2

    As a wise sim once said, “Waby doosh koniah”

  • @istolethispfpsorry485
    @istolethispfpsorry485 3 роки тому +1

    Kevin makes the best intros.

  • @deliglahmccarthy6447
    @deliglahmccarthy6447 5 років тому

    Sims 5 is gonna make us pay for each family member seperatly

  • @Palarista
    @Palarista 6 років тому +5

    I think the title should be spelled 'Sims 1 but my family *is* insane' because there may be multiple people in a family but it's only 1 family so it's not plural?

  • @katb4738
    @katb4738 6 років тому

    The sims 2 is my favorite for sure

  • @JayyVonMenroeLover41
    @JayyVonMenroeLover41 6 років тому

    you better be jim pickens for Halloween or i will be disappointed

  • @Murdaunter
    @Murdaunter 6 років тому

    I’d like to see more on this

  • @niceguyjake4718
    @niceguyjake4718 6 років тому

    The sims 1 but I'm the reason my family is insane.

  • @cr8618
    @cr8618 6 років тому

    If you do a sims 2 you need to elaborate on Jim’s love for the grim reaper even more

  • @rebeccamayfield
    @rebeccamayfield 5 років тому

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Thanks!

  • @sweetcow3
    @sweetcow3 6 років тому

    at least one more with sims 1

  • @northernqueen3647
    @northernqueen3647 6 років тому +1

    A ZIPPY ZORBA DORG!!!!!

  • @KurtSidYLosDemas
    @KurtSidYLosDemas 6 років тому +5353

    THE PLOT PICKENS

  • @TheComet1012
    @TheComet1012 6 років тому +2034

    “Is it because a cat came on the lawn?”
    *points to raccoon walking across the yard*

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 років тому +5243

    Sims 1: Jim Pickens Origns
    Sims 2: Jim Pickens Begins
    Sims 3: Jim Pickens Unchained
    Sims 4: Jim Pickens Forever

  • @simfaith1565
    @simfaith1565 6 років тому +6541

    It's all starting to make sense
    - Jim's love for the grim reaper
    - Jim's reason for sleeping in the same bed as his son
    - Jim always missed school and now in the sims 4 always misses work
    - Jim's childhood was so full of death he's now become desensitised to it
    - Jim was sent away to military school which is obviously a front for Hogwarts
    - BJ saw Jim's film Killjoy 2 and saw Jim's relationship with the clown, so in an attempt to get closer to his father he wears clown makeup
    - Jim's amazing acting skills derived from his father
    - Jim named his son BJ because it reminded him of his father's name Dick
    - Jim's idea for killing people using a swimming pool was inspired by his parents
    It brings a tear to my eye to finally be learning about the origin of the greatly complex and amazing man Jim Pickens

    • @majagirlpower2561
      @majagirlpower2561 6 років тому +85

      Haha XD

    • @RBG9000
      @RBG9000 6 років тому +361

      This should be published somewhere , its canon

    • @vivz8642
      @vivz8642 6 років тому +122

      Now everything makes so much sense. Thanks for pointing out this!!

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 6 років тому +82

      @@RBG9000 check the call me kevin wiki

    • @bm.3278
      @bm.3278 6 років тому +162

      The Jim lore is so deep

  • @jaykstah
    @jaykstah 6 років тому +1125

    Oh my god connecting the Sims 1 to Jim's origin with the intro skit is genious. This Kevin Cinematic Universe is going places.

    • @hyperatek3217
      @hyperatek3217 6 років тому +11

      Kevo

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 6 років тому +32

      Marvel: I got the biggest cinematic universe in the whole Hollywood industry
      Kevin: Hold my beer

    • @PANZERFAUST322
      @PANZERFAUST322 6 років тому +2

      kevi

    • @matty1745
      @matty1745 6 років тому +3

      karvel

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 11 місяців тому +1

      @@bigshrekhorner but actully the lore in callmekevin videos are crazy

  • @mariisseething
    @mariisseething 6 років тому +1335

    You HAVE to do the Sims 2 with teenage Jim and the Sims 3 with young adult Jim. You have to.

    • @jaida.elised9507
      @jaida.elised9507 6 років тому +12

      Perpetually Pessimistic omg yesss!!

    • @beckettherbert6544
      @beckettherbert6544 6 років тому +9

      Yes!

    • @ladypinetree1820
      @ladypinetree1820 6 років тому +63

      Perpetually Pessimistic that would be fun, but in the sims series, if Jim were to age in the timeline of the games, he would be super old in The Sims 2, and he wouldn’t be born in The Sims 3. Sooooooo, I guess he’s a time traveler! Jim Pickens, taking over the world one timeline at a time.

    • @realtrashmaster
      @realtrashmaster 6 років тому +55

      Technically he already did a sims 3 with a young adult Jim pickens.

    • @oceantea8988
      @oceantea8988 6 років тому +3

      I want more sims 1 first

  • @tylerdreary523
    @tylerdreary523 6 років тому +1652

    "Stop making fun of her, she just died!"

    • @mcclayazzy6515
      @mcclayazzy6515 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes huh

    • @-murray-
      @-murray- 3 роки тому +12

      how dare you steal what I was going to write, two years before I even came to the video. the audACITY

  • @Mech610
    @Mech610 6 років тому +2951

    "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly unhappy juggler from Sim City with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was an unemployed failed socialite named Janice who would constantly cry and pee herself. My father would womanize, he would overuse the hot tub. He would make outrageous claims like he got an autograph from Avril Lavigne. Sometimes he would stand unmoving in front of cars for hours. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Sleeping in my mother's vibrating bed, skydiving lessons. In the spring we'd invite our neighbors over to a swim and then wall off the pool with snow. When I was insolent I was mocked by both my parents and sent to military school- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first skeleton maid. At the age of fourteen a genie set fire to my family's hot tub. There really is nothing like a watching your mother get resurrected by the Grim Reaper... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
    ~ Jim Pickens, to his therapist

    • @shadowsinmymind9
      @shadowsinmymind9 6 років тому +132

      I have this scene from Dr. Evil written down for my Facebook bio. Lmfao

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 років тому +81

      this must be the prologue of the next Killjoy movie

    • @garfieldsenpai
      @garfieldsenpai 6 років тому +11

      2long4me2read

    • @ΗλίαςΜαστρογιάννης
      @ΗλίαςΜαστρογιάννης 6 років тому +72

      I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS FROM READING THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

    • @kotlarek85
      @kotlarek85 6 років тому +49

      Omg, omg.. this, this right here so perfectly gets this video. Re-read this like 4 times, priceless

  • @laurakotkova
    @laurakotkova 6 років тому +1302

    *E L B A N D I T O*

    • @sayita03
      @sayita03 5 років тому +11

      @Joel Bedau it's a normal font in bold letters you just put (*) at the begining and at the end of whatever you want to say (*)like this(*) but without brackets and you're done :)

    • @TheBaldNonce
      @TheBaldNonce 3 роки тому +7

      *EL BANDITO*

    • @ShadowHawk24Real
      @ShadowHawk24Real 3 роки тому +21

      @@TheBaldNonce El Bandito has such a powerful walk.

    • @TheBaldNonce
      @TheBaldNonce 3 роки тому +11

      @@ShadowHawk24Real *EL BANDITO* truly is a magnificient creature

    • @kalebwait1651
      @kalebwait1651 3 роки тому +3

      *BANDITO*

  • @RAZORrulz12
    @RAZORrulz12 6 років тому +763

    There was a post in r/moviedetails about Thor Ragnarok, I said "Thor Ragnarok, more like Bore Ragnarok" and I got banned from commenting or posting anymore.

    • @LampshadeDoggo
      @LampshadeDoggo 5 років тому +84

      You're doing God's work, keep at it ma'boy!

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. 5 років тому +139

      /r/moviedetails is just a circlejerk anyway. Fun fact, the owner of that sub distributed child porn to (successfully) get /r/deepfakes banned. Never got punished for it

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 4 роки тому +40

      @@Pat4ever. holy shit

    • @its_the_bird
      @its_the_bird 4 роки тому +12

      Pat Rick JESUS FUCKING CHRIST also wait why... to get a sub banned... what

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 4 роки тому +9

      @@Pat4ever. oh
      *OH*
      that's something to spam that sub with. any evidence i could use to completely flood it?

  • @CyclonesWorld
    @CyclonesWorld 6 років тому +4145

    Statistically speaking, with over 6billion people alive. There is someone who looks exactly like Jim Pickens who is named Jim Pickens.

    • @prodan23
      @prodan23 6 років тому +633

      You look like a Jim Pickens

    • @tylerf1218
      @tylerf1218 6 років тому +77

      @@prodan23 👌 noice.

    • @wezzlyn
      @wezzlyn 6 років тому +232

      7.5 billion actually

    • @joaovc2002
      @joaovc2002 6 років тому +396

      7.5 billion is over 6 billion
      Don't worry donny i got your back ;)

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 6 років тому +111

      I don't think that's how statistics works

  • @lovelyafternoon
    @lovelyafternoon 6 років тому +207

    Honey, Jim is standing in front of the bus again...
    "Mom I just want to die"

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 років тому +477

    Does a bead door stop a robber in that game, lol, like "Oh man where do you put the key in this door!" "I brought my lockpicks BUT THERE'S NO LOCK TO PICK!" "This guy has some serious security!"

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 років тому +36

      and then he goes around thinking the backdoor was easier.
      he was wrong.

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 6 років тому +17

      The backdoor's usually more effort but it's always more rewarding.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 років тому +11

      @@Otakupatriot117 the feeling when you figure out how to open an arc
      is just so sweet

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 5 років тому +9

      "oh god there's not even a door here screw this i give up"

  • @user-ic1ic5nb6p
    @user-ic1ic5nb6p 6 років тому +449

    the best part of this game is the comic sans font. nothing but professionals making this game.

    • @acat4215
      @acat4215 6 років тому +18

      Comic sans for a very serious game

    • @caseyh8386
      @caseyh8386 6 років тому +39

      Ah the old days, when the only acceptable font was comic sans because that's what the cool kids use...

    • @aegarcia101003
      @aegarcia101003 6 років тому

      cow chop!!!!

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s kinda fascinating that the sims franchise predates comic sans’ now ubiquitous meme reputation. Like I know most things do, but it still interests me.

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 5 років тому +504

    Jim has outlived his parents by two centuries in real time converted from Sim time.

  • @WelziFC7
    @WelziFC7 6 років тому +1233

    Sims 1 or 2? Why not both!

    • @HillBillyBrown
      @HillBillyBrown 6 років тому +31

      The Sims 2 was arguably the best Sims game, he should do The Sims 2. Theres only so much you can do in the sims 1 anyways.

    • @rowdymfmatt
      @rowdymfmatt 6 років тому +2

      SIMS 1!!!!

    • @majagirlpower2561
      @majagirlpower2561 6 років тому

      Yesssss 😜😜😜

    • @widowswail888
      @widowswail888 6 років тому +1

      Sims medieval was also a blast

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 6 років тому +2

      I thought the original Sims had a better aesthetic and music, although 2 was better as a game.

  • @lukayaba4793
    @lukayaba4793 6 років тому +1118

    sims 4: sequel
    sims 3: original playthrough
    sims 2: prequel
    sims 1: prequel prequel

    • @JohnCage77
      @JohnCage77 6 років тому +98

      It's a shame he deleted all sims 3 videos. I never watched any of that videos, but i want to know how jim story started

    • @shadowsinmymind9
      @shadowsinmymind9 6 років тому +21

      Just like star wars

    • @matty1745
      @matty1745 6 років тому +7

      @@JohnCage77 i watched some in his old channel

    • @fuckthesystem6799
      @fuckthesystem6799 6 років тому +10

      @@JohnCage77 why did he delete them?

    • @avaphobia1466
      @avaphobia1466 6 років тому +46

      @@fuckthesystem6799 He used to have an old channel where he did the Sims 3, but he lost a lot of views and subscribers after getting into an accident, so he moved channels and deleted all the things on his old one. At least that's what I've heard around here.

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 3 роки тому +88

    Sims 4: “Very Sad”
    Sims 1 “I am too depressed to even look at myself.”

  • @pissapocalypse
    @pissapocalypse 6 років тому +2175

    "Go vibrate on the bed!" *W H A T*

  • @jamessarvan7692
    @jamessarvan7692 6 років тому +363

    I think move on to sims 2. This is a great ending to Jims childhood imo. You can continue after he gets back from military school as a teenager.

    • @elderelf446
      @elderelf446 6 років тому +2

      But sims 2 is actually set 50 years/Days in the future from how Malcolm is an adult in sims 2 opposed to how he is a child in sims 3, that and there are Robots in Sims 2... i'm probably wrong.

    • @tronagain2677
      @tronagain2677 6 років тому +3

      James Sarvan I think it should be Jim as a teenager after he breaks out of military school

    • @Bad_Karma00
      @Bad_Karma00 6 років тому +1

      I agree with James

    • @IamGruntonHGH
      @IamGruntonHGH 6 років тому +2

      Yeah and Jim's dad should show up as what is essentially a modern Jim Pickens and corrupt him.

    • @jamessarvan7692
      @jamessarvan7692 6 років тому

      Hahahaha I love it

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 6 років тому +633

    So I'm hoping Jim's teenage years were in Sims 2, and his college days were in Sims 3?

    • @liv4571
      @liv4571 6 років тому +42

      Well Jim went to University in Sims 2, but he could've just enrolled early or something

    • @Awesomeduud
      @Awesomeduud 6 років тому +40

      Liv Simply He got kicked out so maybe Sims 3 is his second try at uni

    • @DocZo0b
      @DocZo0b 6 років тому +19

      Jim didn't go to college. He got his education on the streets of Sim City.

    • @satriaputrapratama4703
      @satriaputrapratama4703 6 років тому +12

      Isnt the sims 3 a prequel to the sims 2? That would make Jim either age weirdly or after he graduated he became clinically insane manchild, lol

    • @repoocsrepoop
      @repoocsrepoop 6 років тому +3

      He was a kid in college in Sims 3 and just jumped to 70+ in 4 😆

  • @buckowens2841
    @buckowens2841 6 років тому +800

    Plot twist: Jim wasn’t actually taken to military school, he was taken to Hogwarts and that’s where Kevin’s Garrys Mod Harry Potter RP series started. He was later expelled from Hogwarts because he had become too powerful. That explains why when Jim died in “Sims 4 but I should never have a job”, the entire timeline stopped working. He’s so powerful that he can destroy the entire universe when he dies, and he might actually be aware that he’s in a game and that destroying the universe would force Kevin to load his previous save file. Truly, Jim Pickens has reached god-tier power. This makes me wonder what a fight between Jim Pickens and Autism Cat (from Wilburger’s Oblivion series) would be like. Two god-like beings fighting one another, it would be the fight of the century. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

    • @mochavibez
      @mochavibez 6 років тому +8

      Buckowens Aka some random guy and this video is just a mass hallucination by the household

    • @RookieRedhead
      @RookieRedhead 6 років тому +11

      I love you man

    • @lilfish453
      @lilfish453 6 років тому +5

      Buckowens Aka some random guy Jim vs Goku who would win

    • @radhoodrat7752
      @radhoodrat7752 6 років тому +6

      how high are you?!?!

    • @Ryan-xs9px
      @Ryan-xs9px 6 років тому +31

      i got way too invested in this comment

  • @BlackThreath1234
    @BlackThreath1234 6 років тому +383

    Wow so Jim Peckins acting skills in The Movies are from his father

  • @jenmarks
    @jenmarks 5 років тому +78

    Holy shit, your American hippie voice at 1:31 was so good.
    It shocked the hell out of me and I had to replay it six times.

    • @thelqualomee1040
      @thelqualomee1040 2 роки тому +8

      glad it wasnt just me. more people should be talking about this

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 6 років тому +830

    Viewing someone's hair while they're in a swimsuit?
    No, that'll get us banned and marked 18+
    Vibrator on bed?
    That's fine
    Also I want to see how Jim's family ended up in Sims 1

  • @pictureframe8989
    @pictureframe8989 5 років тому +206

    When Jim was sent to military school he was personally trained by a man called thicc boi from the army rp videos. This caused Jim to see the grim reaper quite a lot from the deaths, further strengthening his relationship with him.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +4

      Picture Frame “The RAF is here for your hostage!”

  • @RaniniPastel
    @RaniniPastel 6 років тому +252

    Watching Kevin play Sims 1 again makes me realize how many cool features were left out of Sims 4 😢

    • @jodymelvin8102
      @jodymelvin8102 6 років тому +81

      Yeah like Jim just standing in front of the bus

    • @nunyabusiness6450
      @nunyabusiness6450 6 років тому +33

      Like not being able to see Sims hair when they're in the restroom

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 6 років тому +20

      Like having to constantly take care of your sims individually

  • @StarrChild.
    @StarrChild. 6 років тому +189

    Jim's father was always chasing that fame, convincing himself he'd be the next big star and neglecting his family. Blowing his money on expensive and lavish possessions while not even providing a simple garbage can for his family. Jim's mother had a near-death experience and spiralled into a depressive mood of being so obsessed with death she'd host parties and make "accidents" happen just so she could see it all again and live through the thrill and depression. Like an addiction.
    Poor little Jim was just trying to go to school but the neglect from his parents strained him. His garden was surrounded by gravestones, frightening and intriguing him and he kept spotting a dark cloaked figure arrive to his home and add another gravestone. Like his mother, he became obsessed with seeing this dark figure.
    Eventually people caught on to Jim's living conditions and he was taken away, sent off to a military school to help him better himself. But the young Jim was already down a dark path. It was too late.

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 6 років тому +5

      Love it :D

  • @heyagustdlookslikesugafrom8745
    @heyagustdlookslikesugafrom8745 6 років тому +310

    bore ragnarok? more like jannotnice

  • @bach_yr
    @bach_yr 6 років тому +235

    Is this canon?

  • @beth812
    @beth812 6 років тому +190

    Video ends with screams.
    Classic Kevin.

  • @judahosborne8868
    @judahosborne8868 4 роки тому +99

    I want "He missed the school bus because he was too busy mourning" tattooed on my chest.

  • @KatsMeyow
    @KatsMeyow 6 років тому +239

    Sims 1 but Jim's nemesis is actually the child his parents had after he went to military school

  • @lililudanyi6029
    @lililudanyi6029 4 роки тому +119

    Rewatching this made me realize that i spent two years of my life saying: "What's the point in barriors man??"

  • @George_Bazooki
    @George_Bazooki 6 років тому +138

    I really want to know what happened after the military school

    • @rayshiotile9487
      @rayshiotile9487 6 років тому +8

      i want to know what happened IN Military school

    • @eco2364
      @eco2364 6 років тому +3

      @@rayshiotile9487 Jim Pickens was bullied by Lieutenant Cole for too long. Jim had snuck out and ran to Hogwarts, and became a wizard. But Jim was too powerful, and accidentally went to the medieval times, being crowned King of Fecktopia. Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law had met him there, but they were sent back into the future. Jim had entered a strange city(gmod city rp) after many scandals he made when traveling through time, he became old but still the most powerful being. His age changed nothing. He stayed in the Simlands for the rest of his life.

  • @JesusChrist-rr7nt
    @JesusChrist-rr7nt 6 років тому +529

    Love is a burnin' thing
    And it makes a fiery ring
    Bound by wild desire
    I fell into a ring of fire
    I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire, the ring of fire
    I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire, the ring of fire
    The taste of love is sweet
    When hearts like ours meet
    I fell for you like a child
    Oh, but the fire went wild
    I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire, the ring of fire
    I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire, the ring of fire
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire, the ring of fire
    The ring of fire, the ring of fire
    The ring of fire

    • @ceekroup
      @ceekroup 6 років тому +5

      that was quick

    • @thequ5914
      @thequ5914 6 років тому +7

      jesus christ, its jesus christ!

    • @buckygree8684
      @buckygree8684 6 років тому +1

      Why this again lol.

    • @Devon-tc2sx
      @Devon-tc2sx 6 років тому

      I did this on his last video :)

    • @deluxepuppet119
      @deluxepuppet119 6 років тому +2

      Jesus Christ Love is a burning thing
      And it makes a fiery ring.
      Bound by wild desire
      I fell into a ring of fire.
      I fell into a burning ring of fire,
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns,
      The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
      I fell into a burning ring of fire,
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns,
      The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
      The taste of love is sweet
      When hearts like ours meet.
      I fell for you like a child,
      Oh, but the fire went wild.
      I fell into a burning ring of fire,
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns,
      The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
      And it burns, burns, burns,
      The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
      The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 5 років тому +95

    I swear this gets funnier every time I watch it

  • @FlyingSchweenies
    @FlyingSchweenies 6 років тому +209

    Could we see a teenage emo Jim Pickens

  • @russcabbageass4618
    @russcabbageass4618 6 років тому +271

    the fact that Jim was sent to military school explains so much

  • @ThtSunbreaker
    @ThtSunbreaker 3 роки тому +36

    "it's a stray cat I don't think it cares, I sure don't"
    Not even 10 minutes later
    "Aww the stray cat isn't a family friend anymore"

  • @schmoe5869
    @schmoe5869 6 років тому +77

    I thought Janice was missing her eyes until I realised they were sunglasses

  • @sydney9538
    @sydney9538 6 років тому +71

    though mr pickens was never in the vietnam war, his childhood was comparable to 'nam so he's allowed to say he was

  • @coffeebean6357
    @coffeebean6357 4 роки тому +47

    This game brings back so many memories. My mom introduced me to the game when I was young (this was like 2009).
    Until I got old enough to understand it, but the first time I played it I didn't grasp the concept of pausing. I made my family and built our house too. So, I never paused my game and turned off the monitor. In short, I woke up to my own sim sent off to boarding school, my dad died, and my mom was surrounded by cockroaches crying over my dads urn.
    I never played the sims again until like 6 years later-

  • @JustapErson
    @JustapErson 6 років тому +139

    Someone pitch the Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe idea to Hollywood asap

  • @nygiantsfan6
    @nygiantsfan6 6 років тому +254

    More Sims 1 before Sims 2!

  • @tazny3229
    @tazny3229 6 років тому +102

    That Comic Sans font... SO MUCH NOSTALGIA

  • @HaggisHaterProductions
    @HaggisHaterProductions 6 років тому +136

    I've been doing some reading lately about past lifes and stumbled upon one of the most disturbing revelations of 2018.
    I believe our beloved Kevin, was James Arthur Pickens in a past life.
    James Arthur Pickens was born in Kent, England in 1897 to Richard and Janice Pickens.
    James or Jim as he was known suffered from Albinism and received much scorn throughout his life for it.
    He dropped out of school at 12 and became an apprentice Farrier or horseshoe maker along with his Father.
    Then World War One broke out and along with the rest of his former peers he enlisted in the British Army.
    In a cruel twist of faith Jim Pickens, the young Albino soldier, was sent to Gallipoli to fight agaisnt the Ottoman Empire.
    The Sunburnt cruel on Jims ivory skin as he peeled and blistered in the Mediterranian heat dodging death dished out from the barrel of a Turkish rifle.
    Miraculously, dispite the hunger and endless peril young Jim made it back home but unfortunatley his compassion and humanity were lost somewhere in the trenches, buried beneath the shell fire of British and Ottoman Warships.
    Jim arrived back in Kent like a stranger, he was unrecognisable. The countless Sunburn he endured had scarred his skin leaving a never ending burning sensation.
    It eventually drove him mad.
    In the interwar years he took over the Farriers business from his Father and opened a "Knackers yard" for dead and dying horses.
    This is when the experimentation began. Jim Pickens delighted in hacking apart and mutilating dead horses.
    But it wasnt enough.
    Jim Pickens would stalk the countryside at night, to avoid the sun, searching for his next victim to keep in his cellar for his "experiments".
    The newspapers warned of "The Vampire of Kent" for years.
    There was 26 disapearences from 1919 to 1923. All mutilated and all dressed in the garb of Saint Nicholas.
    He was eventaully caught by none other than a member of his former Battalion of her majestys 87th Fusiliers who had turned to law enforcement after the war.
    Late one night after stalking a young women for half a mile on the outskirts of town Jim had wandered onto the garden of the Soldier turned Policeman.
    "Who is trampling my petunias at this hour at night" he bellowed, Shotgun in hand "identify yourself!"
    Jim froze, his blood curdling as he seethed with raged having lost sight of his quarry.
    "Call me Kevin!" He shrieked, his voice sharp as a knife split the calm midsummer night of the English countryside.
    It was followed by 2 blasts.
    Jim Pickens, The Vampire of Kent died in 1924 after taking 2 slugs to the chest.
    He had left the war, but the war couldnt leave him.

    • @bartendersonwheels9627
      @bartendersonwheels9627 6 років тому +9

      i'm crying this is too sad

    • @00Adania00
      @00Adania00 6 років тому +16

      Nice writing skills, pal!

    • @HaggisHaterProductions
      @HaggisHaterProductions 6 років тому +10

      @@00Adania00 i just copy pasted that from Wikipedia im not writer I can barely read.
      I do have a struggling UA-cam channel however
      I have alot of terrible content and I post whenever I feel like it ☺

    • @HaggisHaterProductions
      @HaggisHaterProductions 6 років тому +6

      @*Gasp dont please, if Kevin finds out he'll spank my bottom until its as pink as strawberry ice cream

    • @cruelsuwwer
      @cruelsuwwer 6 років тому +4

      would that be a bad thing?

  • @TheMrMeano
    @TheMrMeano 6 років тому +523

    I miss beejay

  • @ghouldishanimal
    @ghouldishanimal 5 років тому +27

    "Hey boss, it's Dick Pickens. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't come into work for my first day yesterday, I was sleeping in my son's bed in the closet, but I've decided to quit this job in the entertainment industry and instead pursue a career in the entertainment industry. Thanks for understanding. Bye."

  • @jimdilorenzo1911
    @jimdilorenzo1911 6 років тому +239

    Plot twist... Jim's mother actually died. He couldnt cope with it and now has this disjointed and augmented reality of a memory. He imagined going to military school to deal with a terrible home life and trying to distance himself from his destroyed home. In reality, the sweet nanny that raised and cared for Jim was nothing but a cold dead vessel compared to his mother. His father chased a dead end acting career. When jim was older, it was the only reality he knew so he tried to make it on the big screen. Nothing would ever make Jim happy. Murder, Magic and a fascination with death is all based around the loss of his mother and his broken inner child desperately trying to bring her back. As a shattered figure, he never learned right from wrong with two completely absent parents and now is mischievous, a slob and downright evil. He still clings to the childhood he desperately craves, and even grim his poor spouse isnt dead, but just cant measure up to the pedestal Jim put his mother on... Our little Jim was doomed from the start.

  • @colo2824
    @colo2824 6 років тому +98

    Sims 4 but it's actually the Sims 1

  • @shakendrake
    @shakendrake 6 років тому +146

    He'll be a Bob Ross impersonator? Or didn't you mean...A ROSS BOB IMPERSONATOR???

  • @juju-lr7fq
    @juju-lr7fq 6 років тому +107

    Is that therapist related to Severus Snape by any chance?

  • @zachallec3646
    @zachallec3646 6 років тому +403

    Sims 1. More like Bore Ragnarok

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 6 років тому +133

    The canon origin of Jim Pickens.
    Joaquin Phoenix as Jim Pickens

  • @DeceasedDuck
    @DeceasedDuck 6 років тому +108

    One thing I love about the sims 1 is the glorious comic sans

    • @littleflowers7678
      @littleflowers7678 6 років тому +4

      When the pause menu is in comic sans, you know it's good

    • @DeceasedDuck
      @DeceasedDuck 6 років тому

      Not just that but the whole game

  • @guccisucc6397
    @guccisucc6397 6 років тому +235

    I'm early quick say something funny *BORE RAGNAROK*

  • @farrahwaylande7159
    @farrahwaylande7159 5 років тому +90

    "No wonder he's imune to sadnes he spent his whole childhood crying

  • @aliciacorreia7098
    @aliciacorreia7098 6 років тому +143

    Oh heck yeah! Sims 2! It's much easier to manage sims there! And I so want to see angsty teen Jim lmao

    • @kennandunn7533
      @kennandunn7533 6 років тому +12

      It's not heck yeah, it's FECK yeah.

  • @jimpickens4653
    @jimpickens4653 6 років тому +174

    Guess who's back, back again Jim is back tell a friend

    • @lilvro7016
      @lilvro7016 6 років тому +5

      Jim pickens it’s the lord🙏🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙏🏿

    • @mariangel9296
      @mariangel9296 6 років тому

      I haven't been around in a loong time

    • @flimby872
      @flimby872 6 років тому +1

      Long live the are glorious leader

    • @LiamHickey2967
      @LiamHickey2967 6 років тому

      @@flimby872 yes prease him as never before

    • @flimby872
      @flimby872 6 років тому +1

      blödmann 262 if are glorious leader makes an alliance with the Lathrixian Legion and the Elesian's and the Vooperians he would be able to take over the universe

  • @devilssondamian
    @devilssondamian 6 років тому +38

    And heres my family, oh and they deleted themselves

  • @callmenorman631
    @callmenorman631 6 років тому +55

    The origin story episodes are always the best filler.

  • @JustAFace_InTheCrowd
    @JustAFace_InTheCrowd 6 років тому +79

    Jim: “It all started with a mime, a pool, and a fire.” Sounds legit.

  • @thompsonator4696
    @thompsonator4696 6 років тому +68

    Can you please reupload on like a Archive channel the sims 3 series. I never finished it and would LOVE to see more of Jim's back story.

    • @roxaroo
      @roxaroo 6 років тому +2

      All videos are set on private unfortunately.

    • @roxaroo
      @roxaroo 6 років тому

      Oh so you were intentionally linking a playlist with unavailable videos to troll with people?
      Sorry.

  • @EvaGv3ll
    @EvaGv3ll 6 років тому +27

    Hearing that ominous sound alert triggered some trauma in me lol.
    I remember getting jumpscared af as a child whenever a burglar would appear at night!

  • @spoops752
    @spoops752 4 роки тому +186

    2:27 I love how genuine he sounds when he says he loves how terrifying Bonehilda is.
    It sounds so genuine and sweet wth

  • @deathofadynasty3453
    @deathofadynasty3453 6 років тому +40

    3:22 two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 6 років тому +16

      NO FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE HELLA GAY

  • @timbaker3645
    @timbaker3645 6 років тому +46

    a down on his luck boy with a traumatic childhood changes the world for ever when he moves across the hall from an unassuming forearm god.

  • @karley931
    @karley931 5 років тому +39

    *"Janice, more like bore... No JanNotNice"*

  • @CherryBun0325
    @CherryBun0325 6 років тому +149

    6:12 _and another one down, and another one down, _*_ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-AH!!!_*

    • @MJ-cm9ps
      @MJ-cm9ps 5 років тому +4

      IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE

    • @theogamer1040
      @theogamer1040 5 років тому +2

      No it's a queen reference woooosh

  • @johnnyapples1304
    @johnnyapples1304 6 років тому +55

    I like to think that every Jim Pickens in every non-sims video is part of his background. Part of the JPCU (Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe).

  • @jasonfoster3111
    @jasonfoster3111 4 роки тому +18

    For anyone interested, I put all the information of Jim's personality into a psychopathy test. Here is the results:
    Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.5. Primary psychopathy is the effective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.
    Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.2. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.
    Your score for primary psychopathy was higher than 95.24% of people who have taken this test.
    Your score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 96.75% of people who have taken this test
    So, everybody run.

  • @corehunter2864
    @corehunter2864 6 років тому +101

    Someone needs to write a book about this

  • @kcjean008
    @kcjean008 6 років тому +201

    God I miss sims 1. I know it’s shit compared to what we have now, but this game was everything when I was a kid and the build mode music was so relaxing.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 6 років тому +15

      The danger themes (especially for burglars and friggin El Bandito) can go screw themselves though.

    • @vaevictis1697
      @vaevictis1697 6 років тому +3

      you miss it? it's a game, just play it again lol

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 6 років тому +11

      vae victis it has shit graphics and the moodlets go down so fast. Why would she play it now.

    • @filiplazic9970
      @filiplazic9970 6 років тому +4

      when you have sims 1 with all expansions is better then 4 and if you care about graphics you are moron they are not important

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo 6 років тому +2

      NeverMindGaming are you illiterate???

  • @HeLpEr4u083
    @HeLpEr4u083 6 років тому +154

    I only feel bad for the cat.

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 5 років тому +5

      And jim pickens

    • @emilyb-jones2339
      @emilyb-jones2339 4 роки тому +2

      @@macaroon_nuggets8008 who I call:cat Pickens

    • @koiyei
      @koiyei 3 роки тому +4

      Dude same this is gonna sound really weird but I honestly felt super bad when he ignored the cat like?? Idk I’ve had a rough day I could just be extra sensitive rn don’t mind me 👀

    • @HeLpEr4u083
      @HeLpEr4u083 3 роки тому +3

      @@koiyei You are in the right.

  • @inailboards
    @inailboards 6 років тому +61

    As Jim goes to military school, he is bullied for being different. There with a new access to weaponry... He finds himself a way to "get expelled." Afterwards he goes to a fastor family to end the second half of his childhood... Even worse-ly?

  • @munseuta
    @munseuta 6 років тому +90

    “I’ve already made my family, and they have deleted themselves.” I’m probably the only one who got flashbacks to sims creepypasta that was my shit

  • @Bobdylan12121
    @Bobdylan12121 6 років тому +226

    "vibrate" (thinkingemoji.jpg)
    Woohoo was actually kind of a funny thing as a kid. You got the idea but it wasn't too adult. I forgot about Vibrate. Vibrate is horrifying. I think "Woohoo with self" would be less horrifying honestly.

    • @evelynwireman1303
      @evelynwireman1303 5 років тому +16

      *_vibrate_*

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +8

      *VIBRATE*

    • @literallygaston2489
      @literallygaston2489 4 роки тому +24

      Bobdylan12121 Dude, it doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s a massaging bed or whatever you call it.

    • @emilyb-jones2339
      @emilyb-jones2339 4 роки тому +2

      @@literallygaston2489 that VIBRATES

    • @Anayar96
      @Anayar96 4 роки тому

      I can only imagine you have PTSD flashback whenever you jack it due to how “horrifying” it is 😂😂😂

  • @qunt2742
    @qunt2742 6 років тому +8

    3:20
    Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, not 5 feet apart because Brad's gay.

  • @Velowise
    @Velowise 6 років тому +15

    Janice, more like Bore Ragnarock

  • @AnoNiMuse
    @AnoNiMuse 6 років тому +101

    I wouldn't think that Jim goes to a psychologist or a therapist.

    • @rayshiotile9487
      @rayshiotile9487 6 років тому +54

      it's all just a ruse to get another Painter for his cult

    • @AnoNiMuse
      @AnoNiMuse 6 років тому +10

      Possible.

    • @Ingemaja
      @Ingemaja 6 років тому +7

      His former victims caught up to him and possessed the entire house so that he was forced to go. No, that wouldn’t have happened. Jim would just shrug and go somewhere else if ghosts did that to him. Perhaps it’s a nightmare he has? I still agree, though. There’s no way our Dear Leader would agree on getting therapy x)

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 6 років тому +5

      Maybe it's the same guy that Kevin played in that city RP video "City Rp but I get therapy" I think it was called

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 5 років тому +1

      Court ordered

  • @basedbulgar5240
    @basedbulgar5240 6 років тому +19

    So I was watching a documentary about the Spartans and when I wanted to pause the video I accidentally clicked on the notification that literally just popped up. But we all know when our Dear Leader calls to arms, there are no ecuses! *insert Sims war cry*