[FF4M] I Think He's Kinda Cute, Can We Keep Him? (Ft.
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Thank you for having me 🙏🙏🙏🙏 this was so much fun!!
That was very epic. GG
"YOU! What are you?"
*smiles*
"I... am Optimus Prime!"
We're a race of robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
i... i am joe
@@simpshangout1393 jo mama
Noooo your Master Chief
"It's so bizarre"
Damn, I'm sorry for being ugly
Plot twist : We’re a Viltrumite sent to destroy the planet
You have said too much
I will help however i can
*Tom Tom intensifies*
Before Conquering the planet we need to pretend to be a hero and start a family and since our race is dying more than one wife is ideal.
This world isn't yours to conquer
"Oh man this is the second planet I crashed on in 3 days, man I really should've took more piloting lessons in the academy."
"I knew I should've ejected when I already had the chance"
EJECTED i would have crashed into the academy first chance i got
they wouldn't let me take my watermelon dog into class
@@watermelonman7957 LMAO
Her: "These other humans that are coming, are they peaceful?"
Me: *Flashbacks to humans accidentally wiping out entire species because we wanted to use the land they were occupying or introduced invasive species* "Uhhhhhhh, define 'peaceful.'"
Me: *Flashbacks to the Insurrection, ONI, Smart AIs and the SPARTAN Program* "Heh... hehe... uh, yeah, they should be, now that we've made peace with the Covenant Races, wiped out the Flood and we recently drafted the Halo Accords with the help of the remaining Forerunners. Peaceful, yeah, _that's us for sure!"_
- "Aww, he's so cute! Can we keep him?"
- "It's no bet, but we can try!"
"Honestly I'm just impressed that you came up with an argument other than, 'because I really want to.'"
As an older sibling, this is 300% relatable.
Nice audio, you two! Great collab!
A haiku about rescue. Ahem:
Taken in by two
My fortune is in their hands
I'm at their mercy
“These other humans.” Him quietly “not all humans. More an intergalactic police force. One guys is a fish”
What a great collaboration this will be
With a third redhead in the bunch, we'll be the three musketeers!
I really hope there's a part 2 for this XD
Other than that, I love the audio! Good job, Noceur! Much love 💕
So many collabs, and they're so great!
Cucumber Approved
This little moment of my life... is called... hapiness xD.
''who are you??''
im nugget
Her: you what are you
Me: *IM SCOTTISH!!!*
The thumbnail looks distinctly humanoid, so I assumed I was the alien and immediately assumed a goblinoid alien persona... Then it came out _I_ am the human and _they_ are the aliens, and the whole scenario was thrown. XD
But I still couldn't shake that goblinoid voice...
So this was bizzare. But it aint like my family
Not gonna lie, i didnt realize WE were the humans, and that realization hit with the same subtlety as a slege-hammer to the skull. And i speak from experience.
This is pretty much the plot from every Star Ocean game and I am here for it!
Bruh these collabs are insane 🔥
"What is it!?"
*Vegeta's theme begins playing*
*my four robotic arms extend and begin opening Panels and Circuit Breakers, checking the damage, as my brown robotic eyes peer through my helmet visor, checking the ship's Mainframe and Damage Scanner* Yep, this's gonna take a while to fix... A few weeks at the least, but at most, a month or two... Also, Cragbeast 12:00. *fires a Palm Laser from my hand, obliterating the creature's head* You're welcome, btw...
Also, thank you for letting me stay with you, and as to how I can speak your language and understand you both: Universal Translator, it allows me to understand the native/most commonly spoken language/s of any interplanetary inhabitants I come across.
Dila: what’s your name?
Me: stitch..my name stitch.
Dila: it’s a pleasure to meet you
"YOU what are you?"
Hmph...i am shadow the hedgehog...the ultimate life form
I appreciate the lazer sound instead of a gunshot. Much softer and better for ASMR, and guns always freak me out so I avoid them like the plague.
I just run at them why you scared?
Wait these twins aren’t humans ?????
With picture ant title, I honestly wasn't expecting the girls to be... "primitive"... alien girls. If there is any more parts, I wouldn't be surprised if one focuses on the three being together a while, one where their... vilage/tribe views us as a threat, and finale likely bring where we are rescued but could be in a bit of trouble for interacting with an "underdeveloped" civilization (possibly due to using tech to help the girls/people or advancing their tribe/village civilization in any way.)
Damn, this is the first time I'm lowkey wanting a sequel! Great job you two, I like these characters!!
Noceur somehow manages to brighten my day
Thanks for the awesome video, definitely one of my favorite videos
Hello there
@@schaefer76 You are a bold one
@@schaefer76 no bro that’s not how you do it you gotta do it like GENERAL KANOBE
Ah another relaxing night, turn it soft, it’ll be a long one. Turn on the stress elimination protocol and just relax
I mean if it’s not too much trouble for two of you ladies.
"it's so bizarre"
"Yare Yare Daze"
Wait, I'm the alien?
*Nervously looks around for Rod Serling*
"YOU! Who are you?"
"Hi, I'm FU, and I love you!"
She, looking at me: "Eeew"
Me: "...Yeah..."
Fun fact: Not only do humans have two eyes, they also have only a single nose!
What the fuck? That's properly grotesque, they at least have 5 nostrils surely?
@@choboibigly6565 no, two.
But that is not the crazy part.
They have only one stomach, and the stomach acid can damadge bones.
@@timkarlsson1750 Absolutely disgusting, but there is no way their stomach can have ACID. They'd die. It's clearly for storing water for later consumption, and they produce energy through photo or radiosynthesis like everything else smh
@@choboibigly6565 it would kill them if it wasn't for the mucus that covers the inside.
They also enjoy consuming poisons like Caffeine and Capsaicin.
@@timkarlsson1750 I don't know how to respond to that, this species is so endlessly disturbing. The only comfort I can find is knowing they won't try to eat us, I believe their closest evolutionary relative consumes fruits and whatnot, correct? The idea of such an... indescribably horrifying species eating flesh... It sends chills down my spine
Best case scenario for the future of humanity
My mind went to Kirby when you mentioned that I fell out of the sky. I enjoyed this story.
"So why did you crash?"
Because I really stink at flying...
Great audio, by the way!
oh you are on a *streak*
Plot twist: we are a metal Endo skeleton from the future
"I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle"
I've always dreamed about conversing with extraterrestrial life. Especially one's that sound so gorgeous 😍
Them: say goodbye to each other knowing that 1 of them will not survive
listener: * pew* "you are safe :)"
If us as the listener is a human, what are the sisters supposed to be?
Them: what are you
Me: I am what you call xenomorph
Can we keep him... I'd tell them to take me so fast.
Fork liked this
Awwwww your two voice is so cute 💖💖
I loved this
Hug on you Noceur, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself
A crack beast ? Whats my ex doin here ?
Plot twist it's Sora from Kingdom Hearts
They look like Bloom from Winx. But still kinda cute and adorable.
I guess kitsunes are made on mars, unlike nekos which are made on earth
Dela. Look to the horizon you do. But know when to stop you do. Always ready with the benefit of the doubt you are. Seiga. Protective of those you love. Gotten over something you clearly have not. Rejoice for those who transform into the force. Not unhealthy it is to Mourn.
Get up soldier WE ARE LEAVING 💀💀
Hope this becomes a friends to lovers type story if you plan on continuing it
Why help me? Well its cuz my leg is broken and the adrenaline is starting to wear o.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
woah woah woah just how many eyes are we supposed to have?!
S I N G U L A R I T Y C A N N O N
Hope this story continues = )
The sisters say we have 2 eyes so how many do they have
27 speaking from experience if my calculations are correct 27 eyes to be exact
Ohh hehe heh shiny rock.
Me: please...help...
*passes out falling face first*
I totally subbed to Wonderful
Is there gonna be a part 2?
Ah yes
Yes, I am indeed bizarre
When a fall guys fell through the wrong portal.
Okay, seela’s rude, and a prick, but I like deela.
Wonder if there will be a part two only time will tell
Great video
The picture is misleading. But... I wish to conquer anyways
Spork is a spork space cadet
Why'd I just imagine the human being a fuckin yautja?
The mf called me “IT” I don’t know how to feel about that
Oof missed this one hype
pistle
W
So y'all are aliens?
"It has two eyes ewwwwww"
Woah, not one, but two people think I'm cool? 🤯🙏
Bizarre? IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
Just a theory: The ship that landed was the Slave one, I'll let you finish...
wait i have heard that law from star trek
That, is my ship! I am Jake, I come from Planet Vegeta! I am a Saiyan, and your planet is mine now!
Plot twist it has a ape tail 😂
I'm a human from Sector 9 plural z-alpha
While we're here. How much do you think we could boost them technologically?
@Pelinal Whitestrake Basics of uplifting?
What am I? I'm batman
😇
How many eyes do they have?
how many eyes do you want us to have?
@@NoceurASMR 3? :P
@@NoceurASMR 27
@@NoceurASMRarmpit farting challenge
Wait so is this like avatar
I don’t look that strange
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