Smash or Pass: Pokemon

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  • If you say pass, you're a liar.
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  • @austinvonglahn
    @austinvonglahn 2 роки тому +4421

    Dan's two modes:
    "Really arin? You'd Smash"
    and
    "God could not stop me from destroying that thing"

    • @wozing
      @wozing 2 роки тому +17

      He goes by Danny Sexbang for a reason.

    • @sweetpea2604
      @sweetpea2604 2 роки тому +65

      @@wozing His Danny Sexbang character does sound…dominating 😳😳😳

    • @colucloud
      @colucloud Рік тому +2

      when does he say it?

    • @LithmusEarth
      @LithmusEarth 6 місяців тому

      I get the vibe, but does he actually use that line? I want to know as well. @austinvonglahn @@colucloud

    • @peepeepoopooicantgochoocho5670
      @peepeepoopooicantgochoocho5670 4 місяці тому

      @@LithmusEarthwatch the video and find out!

  • @skychaserthedragon2046
    @skychaserthedragon2046 2 роки тому +11624

    I love how Dan plays this like a furry while Arin plays like he's desperate

    • @quanchiyoto3284
      @quanchiyoto3284 2 роки тому +188

      Underrated comment

    • @benjaminphelps561
      @benjaminphelps561 2 роки тому +767

      he is Arin "any port in a storm" hanson after all

    • @sykos
      @sykos 2 роки тому +31

      Thanks for the laugh

    • @colviolet4066
      @colviolet4066 2 роки тому +7

      Bump

    • @beapat500
      @beapat500 2 роки тому +17

      this is my favorite comment ever i think bahahah

  • @CaptainCFalcon
    @CaptainCFalcon 2 роки тому +1252

    6:44 Danny: Smash to that whole group. All of the Eevees.
    Arin: Really?
    Dan: Yeah.
    Arin: But you said "no" to Umbreon.
    Dan: ... Did I?
    Arin: Yeah, the goth one.
    Dan: ... Oh yeah! Well... I don't know what I was thinking.
    *_SO HE ADMITS HE WAS WRONG FOR THAT!!!_*

  • @Obsessor23
    @Obsessor23 2 роки тому +682

    3:09 "If you say Pass, you're a LIAR!!!"
    I never expected that out of Dan, but damn was that funny

    • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
      @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist 10 місяців тому +8

      Also true.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 6 місяців тому +3

      "DENNIS?! If you pass on that Pokemon, you're gettin' SEVEN across the ass!"

    • @digitalgamer457
      @digitalgamer457 3 місяці тому +3

      I mean....is he wrong? Lopunny, FUNDAMENTALLY, has that appeal baked into it's design and the mega evo just pushes it even further! I don't mess with Pokémon Smash or Pass but.....I will defend anyone who chooses to smash lopunny.

    • @revolutionthedutchie9081
      @revolutionthedutchie9081 2 місяці тому

      It was lopunny that’s why 😊

  • @Nameless13th
    @Nameless13th 2 роки тому +4807

    “Thats just a sheep, Arin,”
    “Thats just a bird, Arin,”
    “Thats a chandelier, Arin,”
    “Thats just a fox… Could you leave me alone for five minutes?”

    • @gido9467
      @gido9467 2 роки тому +34

      I’m sayin’! 😆

    • @ColorfulTiger-eb7tu
      @ColorfulTiger-eb7tu 2 роки тому +271

      "It looks too much like a dog!"
      YOU SMASHED AN EEVEE

    • @Molue_
      @Molue_ 2 роки тому +106

      @@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu To be fair Eevee is like some amalgam of a dog, rabbit, cat, and/or fox.

    • @tgrey519
      @tgrey519 2 роки тому +61

      Like Dan didn’t smash multiple deer

    • @trippytree3889
      @trippytree3889 2 роки тому +45

      he smashed sawsbuck who is literally just a deer who puts a flower on its head in the spring XD

  • @reed627
    @reed627 2 роки тому +2461

    the way Dan put his whole heart and soul into "LIAR" when talking about Lopunny is fucking killing me

    • @tinyybiceps
      @tinyybiceps 2 роки тому +34

      Me too lmao

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 роки тому +136

      I mean, he ain't wrong. Lopunny do be built a certain way. lol

    • @RJ_Ehlert
      @RJ_Ehlert 2 роки тому +20

      "You'd be a Liar, dawg!"

    • @reed627
      @reed627 2 роки тому +51

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker for me it's just wild that like, for digimon they have so many digimon that you could smash and it wouldnt even be beastiality. but in pokemon, youre forced to admit that youd fuck a rabbit. so cruel.

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 2 роки тому +22

      He jumped off the "I don't wanna hear anyone call me a furry" train the moment they looked at those Sonic comics.

  • @SecondBreakfastClub
    @SecondBreakfastClub 2 роки тому +1443

    So I'm getting that Arin likes epic warriors, princesses, witches, and himbos while Dan likes rockstars, cuties, and elegant ladies.

  • @walkerlillard6310
    @walkerlillard6310 2 роки тому +641

    Dan: “not really feeling it”
    Arin: “ we’d get along so well… we have a similar taste in music, they have a good job, they want to settle down and have kids…”

  • @nukanerds
    @nukanerds 2 роки тому +4706

    I think Danny's "REALLY" counter is higher than his "SMASH" counter

    • @wheresmymuffins
      @wheresmymuffins 2 роки тому +139

      @GretchTheZ don't forget "Good for you"

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku 2 роки тому +14

      But thats just a theory
      A grumps theory!

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 2 роки тому +4

      Definitely.

    • @tristenj1992
      @tristenj1992 2 роки тому +21

      Well yeah cause it's tied to Arin's ridiculous Smash count, lmao

    • @quillgoblin
      @quillgoblin 2 роки тому +6

      He’s either not attracted or extremely attracted

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 2 роки тому +2345

    Arin: Likes witches
    Dan: Likes foxes
    Fennekin line: "Let me introduce myself"

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 2 роки тому +54

      Seems more like Dan likes equines and cervines to me.

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 2 роки тому +11

      @@shadenox8164 But Dan said no to Keldeo

    • @PersonGuy
      @PersonGuy 2 роки тому +32

      @@chaoscontroller316 to be fair keldeo looks like a child so..

    • @tvftw1
      @tvftw1 2 роки тому +23

      @@PersonGuy He was fine with Riolu

    • @PersonGuy
      @PersonGuy 2 роки тому +11

      @@tvftw1 yeah you're right lol

  • @Little1Cave
    @Little1Cave 2 роки тому +648

    For those wondering, these are all the 19 Pokémon that Arin, Dan, AND Mark would smash:
    038: Ninetails
    131: Lapras
    282: Gardevoir
    428: Lopunny
    549: Lilligant
    571: Zoroark
    581: Swanna
    655: Delphox
    658: Greninja
    671: Florges
    724: Decidueye
    730: Primarina
    754: Lurantis
    763: Tsareena
    786: Tapu Lele
    788: Tapu Fini
    795: Pheromosa
    815: Cinderace
    858: Hatterene

    • @WeavyBoo
      @WeavyBoo Рік тому +50

      And it's fascinating that most of these are more humanoid and feminine... and that I'd say smash to basically this entire list as well 😅

    • @bogos_binted.
      @bogos_binted. Рік тому +30

      forgot lucario
      edit: lumineon, eeveelutions

    • @nonamebxtch
      @nonamebxtch Рік тому +2

      @@bogos_binted. Mark passed Lucario

    • @nonamebxtch
      @nonamebxtch Рік тому +2

      @@windowsinfinity2630 And Mark passed Alcreamie

    • @azimuth6855
      @azimuth6855 Рік тому +9

      "It's a chandelier Arin!"

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 2 роки тому +1479

    i love that dan says "Hello!" to every pokemon that waves

    • @gargola64
      @gargola64 2 роки тому +17

      I didn't notice it before.

    • @Tangarisu
      @Tangarisu 2 роки тому +4

      What are YOU doing here do t you have a Mincraft game to be breaking?

  • @mol_2017
    @mol_2017 2 роки тому +1786

    Okaaaay, now the number of smashes are:
    Arin: 211
    Dan: 82
    Not counting different forms they saw and also, same as last time, dugtrio is not counted x3 in this. Man, Arin double his number of smashes and apparently Dan likes deer a LOT.

    • @duane2881
      @duane2881 2 роки тому +29

      Danny sex bang is getting outclassed

    • @EchoCasseopia
      @EchoCasseopia 2 роки тому +20

      You are a hero

    • @Captain_Subpar
      @Captain_Subpar 2 роки тому +29

      How many of Dan's 82 were passes for Arin? It feels like only a couple.

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +5

      @@duane2881 maybe a bit too much… or not enough depending on your opinion

    • @cmrobbins88
      @cmrobbins88 2 роки тому +30

      Dan’s a leg guy… or a hoof guy???

  • @kaisawatson
    @kaisawatson 2 роки тому +2219

    I love how Arin is trying to get a read on their psychology like "would take care of you" "would protect you" "would comfort you"

    • @e.j.5053
      @e.j.5053 2 роки тому +32

      At least he's not shallow when it comes time to choose a Pokemon to fuck

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 2 роки тому +80

      The best of these videos are the ones that seem to have a method for the madness. If the only Pokémon chosen would be the mainstream or overtly humanoid, you got a clout chaser.

    • @EienOfDark
      @EienOfDark 2 роки тому +100

      It's like Arin is looking for a husband and not a one night stand

    • @brigittetaylor303
      @brigittetaylor303 2 роки тому +29

      Chaotic pansexual

    • @erotictrash8918
      @erotictrash8918 2 роки тому +8

      It’s very important

  • @AislinKageno
    @AislinKageno 2 роки тому +456

    I appreciate Dan's regret over not choosing Umbreon when he chose literally every other eevee. "I don't know what I was thinking."

    • @justanotherhtffan
      @justanotherhtffan Рік тому +16

      As he should, everyone knows Umbreon is the best of the eevee’s evolutions 😔

  • @EpicAwesomesauce
    @EpicAwesomesauce 2 роки тому +411

    16:27 Dan: "It's a chandelier, Arin!"
    Me: "He said yes to a fucking **coffin**, Dan. Anything is fair game to him."

    • @TheTownNarcoleptic
      @TheTownNarcoleptic Рік тому +12

      Ahem. A coffin with four hands. If it was just a coffin, THEN I’d be concerned. And it’d also be a pretty shit Pokémon.

  • @skadoosher7747
    @skadoosher7747 2 роки тому +1498

    Dan- "It makes frightening noises with its poison filled cheek sacks"
    Arin- "~In the bedroom~"

    • @Kaznil46
      @Kaznil46 2 роки тому +35

      I thought for sure Arin was going to say “yeah? Well so do I!”
      *stupid phone auto corrected to Aaron*

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому +11

      In your _house_ ?!

  • @aspacecocoon
    @aspacecocoon 2 роки тому +2082

    Reiterating that Arin just wants to be the Royal Concubine.

    • @nobody6465
      @nobody6465 2 роки тому +83

      Including the wish for an affair with a Strong Knight(or other) who protects him.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 2 роки тому +41

      The power excites him it would seem

    • @Molue_
      @Molue_ 2 роки тому +82

      They should just do a skit where the Royal Harem is being introduced and shows all sorts of beautiful women flaunting their feminine wiles, then they introduce the Head Concubine of the Royal Harem, and it's just Arin in a wig and dress and doing... Well, Arin-things, you all know *exactly* what I'm talking about by that.

    • @greendemon905
      @greendemon905 2 роки тому +28

      @@Molue_ "Butthole Sniffing Adventures, come on!"

    • @MystLunarabne
      @MystLunarabne 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, who wouldn't?

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 2 роки тому +851

    Arin for Dragalge: “pass, I hate seahorses”
    Also Arin: *smashed Seadra, a literal seahorse*

    • @Ejkim564
      @Ejkim564 2 роки тому +4

      That was dan

    • @barmacidic2257
      @barmacidic2257 Рік тому +15

      @@Ejkim564 they both did

    • @wherefancytakesme
      @wherefancytakesme Рік тому +10

      He also apparently spouts seahorse facts a lot, which given Sonic, made me realize he seems in the habit of talking way too much about stuff he says he hates, lol.

    • @nonamebxtch
      @nonamebxtch Рік тому +3

      @@wherefancytakesme To be fair, most people talk too much about stuff they hate😂

    • @Dandylion567
      @Dandylion567 10 місяців тому

      ​@@wherefancytakesme You're right. We should have known ever since the Subway rant.

  • @Dddeltari
    @Dddeltari 2 роки тому +1952

    I’ve learned that Dan is a horse girl and Arin has the tastes of an egirl but I somehow feel like I already knew both of these

    • @opalharness1555
      @opalharness1555 2 роки тому +44

      That’s because Erin is an E-girl

    • @nerdyfoxes8000
      @nerdyfoxes8000 2 роки тому +6

      @@opalharness1555 Arin*

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 2 роки тому +8

      This comment sent me into a laughing fit I had to recover from before I could breathe.

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th Рік тому +6

      Yup, Dan is 100% whatever you call horse furries. I knew it before but this compilation makes it so obvious.

    • @Rubenlostit
      @Rubenlostit Рік тому +1

      @@nerdyfoxes8000 bruh i know it was 8 months ago but no way you just did that

  • @keithshaughnessy1730
    @keithshaughnessy1730 2 роки тому +1892

    So using the averages of what they smashed using Matpat math, Dan's ideal pokemon is a Water/Grass fox/deer hybrid with feminine features, and Arin's ideal pokemon is a Fighting type of Royal standing with big muscles that has different typing and form based on gender, male being Fighting/Dark, having over 2 arms, and being slightly chunky for cuddling afterwards, and the female being Fighting/Psychic, having curves in all the right places, an exposed tongue, and a sassy/dangerous/witchy nature to them. So sayeth the statistics!.. maybe. I eyeballed averages. Ain't nobody got time to actually MatPat it all out

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 2 роки тому +95

      Except for MatPat, of course.

    • @pookiepye
      @pookiepye 2 роки тому +264

      We can also surmise that it's a no from Dan if it's:
      a magnet
      just a bird
      eyes too far apart
      a piggy bank
      a vanilla ice cream cone
      A CHANDELIER, ARIN!

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 2 роки тому +78

      @@pookiepye if it’s a bird that glows up though it becomes enough for him to get on board (Swellow and Swanna)

    • @keithshaughnessy1730
      @keithshaughnessy1730 2 роки тому +81

      @@pookiepye also if it's just a dog. You give it a sword or a metal coat though and it's good to smash

    • @qylark
      @qylark 2 роки тому +49

      I promised myself I would never say this sentence but: We need fanart of this.

  • @imnotsuspiciousshh
    @imnotsuspiciousshh 2 роки тому +830

    I feel like we give Dan too much shit for being a furry when Arin is right there

    • @anniecenter
      @anniecenter 2 роки тому +70

      I think it’s because we all expect it from Arin 😂

    • @chickennuggets3186
      @chickennuggets3186 2 роки тому

      he's not a furry he'd just fuck anything

    • @cabbagyboi9129
      @cabbagyboi9129 2 роки тому +31

      Arin “any port in a storm” Hansen.

    • @xryptid
      @xryptid Рік тому

      I mean, Arin is open about it lmao

  • @Altaku84
    @Altaku84 2 роки тому +286

    I love dan saying "OK! Have fun!" like he's sending his son to a friend's house.

  • @trenchcoatjoe1891
    @trenchcoatjoe1891 2 роки тому +480

    This has taught me two things:
    Arin is thirsty
    Dan is into buck stuff

    • @kuehnerthanyou3409
      @kuehnerthanyou3409 8 місяців тому +1

      I know I'm like a year late to this video, but that was an incredible pun and you made me laugh out loud while waiting for the bus with strangers.

    • @t.c.thompson2359
      @t.c.thompson2359 5 місяців тому

      It took you longer than 10 minutes into your first grump video to realize Arin is thirsty?

    • @trenchcoatjoe1891
      @trenchcoatjoe1891 5 місяців тому

      @@t.c.thompson2359 This is not my first grump video. My first grump video was Kirby Superstar 01

  • @Gameorama91
    @Gameorama91 2 роки тому +890

    Ok it's clear Allie has some strong opinions, you gotta let her do a round for another episode lol.

    • @marivik1018
      @marivik1018 2 роки тому +68

      Yes I wanna know lol we need female perspective

    • @Molue_
      @Molue_ 2 роки тому +59

      Why do I get this sinking feeling that she'll say, *"Smash!"* to, _at least,_ half of them?

    • @leena6615
      @leena6615 2 роки тому +29

      Right like I’m still mad they passed on Mewtwo

    • @Amrehlu
      @Amrehlu 2 роки тому +30

      Have Allie with a guest of her choosing to join her, for an episode with at least Dan, but ideally also Arin listening/commenting.

    • @marivik1018
      @marivik1018 2 роки тому +1

      @@Molue_ lol

  • @from_mercury_with_love
    @from_mercury_with_love 2 роки тому +1806

    Dan: it’s just an animal Arin!
    Also Dan: *says yes to several just straight up deer*

    • @kourii
      @kourii 2 роки тому +68

      And some horses and a donkey lol

    • @EggsDeinony
      @EggsDeinony 2 роки тому +46

      and furfrou, which is just a poodle lol

    • @kasyu1101
      @kasyu1101 Рік тому +15

      @@kourii he just has a thing for ungulates

    • @eternelleee
      @eternelleee 11 місяців тому +8

      @@kasyu1101he has a thing for smashing keys too apparently

    • @mechasaurus
      @mechasaurus 11 місяців тому +3

      Anyone remember his first comment during the Barbie Dreamhouse game?

  • @shindoushuichi0287
    @shindoushuichi0287 2 роки тому +279

    I like how its very obvious that Dan and Arins criteria are totally opposite in function. for Arin its mostly "I want it to smash me" and for Danny its mostly "I want to smash it"

  • @JesusOfPaign
    @JesusOfPaign 2 роки тому +169

    at 3:30 Stunky looks like it’s the only pokémon who is aware they are part of this smash or pass game 😂

    • @trololoev
      @trololoev 10 місяців тому +7

      Salazzle also look like aware about it and she into it.

  • @seacchi
    @seacchi 2 роки тому +924

    I like when Dan says "Hello :)" when a Pokemon looks like it's waving 12:59 and 14:49

    • @aTrashBin
      @aTrashBin 2 роки тому +66

      aw that's actually really adorable 😭😊

    • @veekay1048
      @veekay1048 2 роки тому +95

      19:27

    • @aleshakant
      @aleshakant 2 роки тому +15

      It’s so fucking adorable

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva 2 роки тому +830

    Dan "If It's a Deer I'm Here" Avidan showing his true self this episode.

  • @leviallen7210
    @leviallen7210 2 роки тому +91

    What I learned from this video
    Arin: Definitely bi
    Dan: fursona would probably be a horse

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 10 місяців тому +6

      A horse would fit. Long legs, long face, glorious mane, friendly eyes, incredible power wrapped up in a chill package.
      Likes that grass. 😏

    • @jackrossin8304
      @jackrossin8304 10 місяців тому +5

      Definitely horse. Though if I were to specify, I'd say unicorn.

  • @venomorious3361
    @venomorious3361 2 роки тому +133

    27:50 Arin yelling smash like that just kills me it's so funny

  • @SeannyOg
    @SeannyOg 2 роки тому +1385

    Danny: "I don't know if it's even alive!"
    Arin: "Eh, who cares..."
    *Meanwhile at the Federal Bureau of Investigation someone spews their coffee on their monitor*

    • @junoplatoono4083
      @junoplatoono4083 2 роки тому +32

      *objects of desire starts playing*

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 2 роки тому +9

      I think we all spit out our drinks at that comment

    • @Molue_
      @Molue_ 2 роки тому +26

      *_What?_* Is the FBI _judging_ people now? If a man wants to *fuck **_a_** bench* in the *privacy* of his own _home,_ it's his right to *_damn_** well* do that!

    • @jessicastoker8932
      @jessicastoker8932 2 роки тому +7

      This line killed me. Had to pause the vid and come find the comment about it. Great taste.

    • @Neptune_1337
      @Neptune_1337 2 роки тому

      Morgue

  • @DLatrice325
    @DLatrice325 2 роки тому +843

    Dan going for the feminine or elegant deer, horse, fox
    Arin going for the goth, royal, or the strong, silent type. And he kept calling every big one with a beard "comforting" lol

    • @CupsofCopus
      @CupsofCopus 2 роки тому +46

      And whatever the hell Salazzle falls under with its literal 'fuck me' expression XD

    • @erikkornfeld785
      @erikkornfeld785 2 роки тому +27

      Arin likes to cuddle while he smashes. And salazzle is a lot lizard.

    • @MrLegendofLP
      @MrLegendofLP 2 роки тому +15

      It’s basically the “Reverse Harem” Pokémon.

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind 2 роки тому +6

      @@CupsofCopus Salazzle is huge femdom

    • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
      @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 2 роки тому +1

      @@KeaveMind Fr

  • @Ilicia16
    @Ilicia16 2 роки тому +226

    Arin's types: Gothic King/Queen Mage with big "step on you" energy, but sometimes cuddle?
    Dan's types: Elegant and aesthetically pleasing or "only on smash days"

  • @billychristopher687
    @billychristopher687 2 роки тому +112

    3:32 You can just close your eyes and visualize Dan giving the side disapproval glare to Arin with how he reacted to Stunky.

  • @savannahsmith7942
    @savannahsmith7942 2 роки тому +403

    What I've learned from this series:
    *Arin* wants a Pokemon strong enough to carry him yet chubby and soft enough to cuddle him to sleep.
    *Danny* wants a Pokemon that either resembles a deer or a human, with the occasional aquatic sea creature thrown into the mix. Preferably all of which with bedroom eyes.

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 2 роки тому +25

      Danny's love for "The Last Unicorn" is RADIATING in his answers and it's kind of precious

    • @Tangarisu
      @Tangarisu 2 роки тому

      And yet him and JonTron broke up ;(

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able 2 роки тому +488

    "well, but some of them have more human-ish features..."
    said Dan, after enthusiastically saying he would smash the entire Eevee line

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +37

      Except for Umbreon, to my disappointment.

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 2 роки тому +49

      @@RabblesTheBinx eh, he walks back on it later

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 2 роки тому +5

      To be fair, they're far more expressive.

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 2 роки тому +17

      It's the EYES, man. You can't get that with a real dog.

    • @Fr0stbit3_
      @Fr0stbit3_ 2 роки тому

      @@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 Well the eevees are clearly cats so... ;)

  • @sodapopdrag
    @sodapopdrag 2 роки тому +70

    Dan: "That's a dog, Arin."
    THAT'S A DEER, DAN!!!

  • @saucy4484
    @saucy4484 Рік тому +45

    13:30. Dan’s “WHY” sounded like a whole new person

  • @jaketheberge1970
    @jaketheberge1970 2 роки тому +425

    I like how Dan got peer pressured into smashing a frog.

    • @olihill8297
      @olihill8297 2 роки тому +9

      it was kinda sweet, he definitely just said yes to fucking a frog bc his friends wanted to

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 2 роки тому +5

      We all male mistakes

    • @novashy7119
      @novashy7119 2 роки тому +3

      @@oscarpines7927 Agreed, mistackes are a part of liff

  • @nekochiimutsumi9714
    @nekochiimutsumi9714 2 роки тому +472

    "if you say pass, you're a L I A R" is prolly the best thing I've heard all day, next to dan almost always saying "really?" Whenever arin says smash.

  • @taylorthemusicteacher
    @taylorthemusicteacher 2 роки тому +177

    37:23 is a laugh I’ve never heard from Arin and I love it

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Рік тому +46

    Dan: “It’s a Chandelier, Arin”
    “It’s a dog, Arin”
    “ITS CATEGORY IS DOG, ARIN”
    Also Dan: would smash a straight up deer

  • @robjohnsonmusicandgaming
    @robjohnsonmusicandgaming 2 роки тому +683

    Judging by this, Arin must dream of strong, chubby bearded men who will comfort him but also die to protect him lmao

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th 2 роки тому +68

      I mean, who doesn't?

    • @bavarianbanshee
      @bavarianbanshee 2 роки тому +107

      I mean, this is the man who was an executive producer for Dream Daddy.

    • @Clockwork-Rat
      @Clockwork-Rat 2 роки тому +32

      Well yeah, if I'm able to find a dilf that'll protect me I am locking him down

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 2 роки тому +7

      @@bavarianbanshee HE WAS?!? :O

    • @lichtheimer
      @lichtheimer 2 роки тому +6

      I feel like that's basically just Arin himself.

  • @BlackRainOfTheDead
    @BlackRainOfTheDead 2 роки тому +470

    I like how Dan calls out Arin for "its an actual dog" after smashing a literally deer like 5 times.

    • @Epicbiscuit2015
      @Epicbiscuit2015 2 роки тому +22

      Every rabbit and horse better run when Dan enters the room 👀

    • @FoxeyeValkyrie
      @FoxeyeValkyrie 2 роки тому +19

      Also Dan saying he wanted to smash the whole Evee line.

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 2 роки тому +15

      Most dog pokemon are somewhat more than a dog. Bolthund is just a dog.

    • @flerken4233
      @flerken4233 2 роки тому +6

      @@FoxeyeValkyrie He still passed Umbreon though(Everything else he smashed)

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 2 роки тому +13

      Also Dan whose first pick is literally Ninetales

  • @christianisroxas
    @christianisroxas 2 роки тому +160

    Dan: I won’t go with anything that closely resembles a dog, bird, bug, or bear.
    *Horse-like Pokémon appears*
    Dan: *SWEATS*

  • @pixelgoat7317
    @pixelgoat7317 2 роки тому +59

    37:32 "I'm getting stern teacher energy..."
    Makes me think of...."DANNY, YOU LOIIIIIIIIYD TUH MEEEEEE!"

  • @cptn.penguin902
    @cptn.penguin902 2 роки тому +283

    "Pass, that's a bird ... Pass, that's another bird ... now we're talking!"
    The exact same reaction Mark had to Unfezant xD

  • @leenar0sesxc184
    @leenar0sesxc184 2 роки тому +338

    34:27
    Arin: *rubs hands together and licks lips "whoa hohoho"
    Dan: "That's just a sheep Arin."

  • @Lambda_Ovine
    @Lambda_Ovine Рік тому +54

    I like how Arin checks the vibe of the pokemon to factor in, it's like he imagine their personality on a date
    that's kinda sweet, actually

  • @rideronthedrumbeat
    @rideronthedrumbeat 2 роки тому +81

    I like when Arin goes solo on a smash and Dan says "have fun!" like he's about to go excuse himself to do his dark deeds

  • @shellyg5951
    @shellyg5951 2 роки тому +612

    Dan: "It looks too much like a dog.. Like a regular happy dog-"
    Arin: "THEY'RE ALL ANIMALS DAN!!"
    lmfao xD

    • @rhiannonlowry4779
      @rhiannonlowry4779 2 роки тому +23

      And if you reference back about a minute Dan smashes a fox, with the category of fox

    • @GoToBedJoffrey
      @GoToBedJoffrey 2 роки тому +17

      Also a bit later he smashes a horse with the category wild horse

    • @jessejackrabbit7021
      @jessejackrabbit7021 2 роки тому +7

      Meanwhile Dan said he’d smash furfrou

  • @IncoherentRampage
    @IncoherentRampage 2 роки тому +390

    Dan 99% of this vid: "Eh--Pass."
    *Lopunny appears*
    Dan: "If you say Pass you're a LIAR!"
    Ah, a man of culture, I see...

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 2 роки тому +10

      "That was made for people to cum on." -Arin Hanson 2022

    • @Hauntaku
      @Hauntaku 2 роки тому +3

      @@CaptainSpycrab There's two sides to every coin. On one side, I'd totally be dominated by a lopunny. One the other side, I want to hug lopunny tightly in my arms and get headpats.

    • @CaptainSpycrab
      @CaptainSpycrab 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hauntaku Respectively, Mega Lopunny and Normal Lopunny.

  • @originalterrterrbear
    @originalterrterrbear 2 роки тому +72

    8:55 Dan naming Emboar, "Ganon" puts a smile on my face😄 😆

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +2

      Emboar is my favorite fully evolved starter. I think I'll name him Ganon or some variant thereof in my next B/W playthrough.

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 Рік тому

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 I'm a Delphox fan myself, but I gotta agree Emboar is wicked cool

  • @avian9033
    @avian9033 Рік тому +17

    16:28 made me laugh so hard
    "Ummmm"
    "IT'S A CHANDELIER, ARIN"

  • @DrGandW
    @DrGandW 2 роки тому +410

    Dan passing Salazzle is definite proof that he’s a hardline furry, no scales

    • @Nekomania
      @Nekomania 2 роки тому +15

      same with how he passed liked all the birds

  • @zaciorfida-costanzo706
    @zaciorfida-costanzo706 2 роки тому +582

    14:57 Swanna 100% has the whole “just what the heck is going on around here” vibe

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 2 роки тому +44

      It's the pose. It screams "Got anything to say for yourself?"

    • @BlazeArceus777
      @BlazeArceus777 2 роки тому +38

      “If what I think is happening, is happening… it better not be”

    • @pookiepye
      @pookiepye 2 роки тому +11

      *paino clangs* "I saw that! You disgusting pervert! That's absolutely unacceptable!"

  • @normalhumanwormbaby8849
    @normalhumanwormbaby8849 2 роки тому +52

    Dan judging Arin: “it looks like an otter” (9:04)
    Also Dan: says smash for a literal hedgehog (8:24)

  • @Nick94956
    @Nick94956 Рік тому +22

    Arin's utter joy at the site of Ducklett was absolutely adorable.

  • @karjo1000
    @karjo1000 2 роки тому +280

    The one thing I've learned about Arin and Dan from this journey is that Arin is into himbos and goths and Dan is into hourglass-figured cats

  • @obsessedwithkeys
    @obsessedwithkeys 2 роки тому +789

    "They'd have to be awake though" Danny bringing out the important lessons of implied versus explicit consent

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 2 роки тому +15

      I don't think most of those creatures are really capable of consent of you wanna go by the rules here.

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun 2 роки тому +112

      @@Jasper_Silva Actually, funny story, the lore heavily implies in the English releases that Pokemon in ancient times were regarded as social equals to humans and everything that went with that.
      In the Japanese releases it more explicitly confirmed that human-pokemon marriage and families were a thing in ancient times.
      Even though most pokemon aren't capable of human speech, they are roughly of human-level intellect (And many psychic types are capable of telepathy and other forms of direct-thought communication). The invention of Pokedex Translation allowed anyone with a Pokedex to have real-time interpretation of the exact meaning of pokemon vocalizations, meaning that explicit consent can be clearly communicated.

    • @StarlightUmbra
      @StarlightUmbra 2 роки тому +59

      @@Foxxie0kun not to mention the fact meowth taught himself how to speak and pikachu has managed to communicate via charades i believe its possible for most if not all pokemon to have the potential to learn speech or some kind of communication

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun 2 роки тому +24

      @@StarlightUmbra Yeah, all it cost Meowth was the ability to do Pokemon battle moves, and charades/gestures are a great way to communicate. Heck, pokemon with arms can probably learn some form of sign language or a gesture-based language, too.

    • @gianna322
      @gianna322 2 роки тому +12

      @@Foxxie0kun Whaaa? Meowth can't battle because it can talk? TIL.

  • @VinceGD423
    @VinceGD423 5 місяців тому +4

    Arin: *Smashes 1 in 5 pokemon*
    Everyone: "Dan is totally a furry!"

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 2 роки тому +53

    21:10 that little defense killed me

  • @notsquirtley-enough
    @notsquirtley-enough 2 роки тому +352

    8:57 I don’t know why, but just Dan saying, “That’s Ganon” so calmly took me out.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +7

      Ganon only has 1 "n", aside from a typo in the English translation of the first game.
      Also, I may need to change Baconator's nickname, now, because I can't unsee the Ganon connections, now.

    • @notsquirtley-enough
      @notsquirtley-enough 2 роки тому +3

      @@RabblesTheBinx lol I always forget that, thank you!

    • @VardrunCRidleyKnight
      @VardrunCRidleyKnight 2 роки тому +1

      I’ve always think thought Emboar’s what Ganon would look like in the Wind Waker art style, so him saying that was quite validating

  • @alyssab7006
    @alyssab7006 2 роки тому +37

    I love that Dan got more comfortable in this episode. I feel like he wanted to say smash way more the first episode but was worried about backlash/judgement

  • @zaza_ink
    @zaza_ink Рік тому +64

    No one going to talk about the absolute vibe shift that started with the angelic choir singing at 16:46? Because that sent me 😂

    • @MyRandomIntrests
      @MyRandomIntrests 10 місяців тому +2

      I went searching through the comments to see if anyone was gonna talk about that

  • @gearholder8882
    @gearholder8882 2 роки тому +437

    Really love how Arin always, without fail, dies of laughter when Stunky shows up, both in Game Grumps and Shuffle Master XD

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf 2 роки тому +22

      'His face is a butt!'

  • @PlagueOfGripes
    @PlagueOfGripes 2 роки тому +1147

    Upright, bounding white tails thrust into the sky as she hops frantically into the deep woods does a lot for our Danny.

    • @MackCasual
      @MackCasual 2 роки тому +50

      Cant help but feel you predicted all this with the choose your starter animation lol 😂

    • @KaleWhip
      @KaleWhip 2 роки тому +30

      @@MackCasual Predicted it. Plague *manifested* it. Plague brought this into being like a horny furry tulpa.

    • @blackjacktrial
      @blackjacktrial 2 роки тому +41

      @PlagueOfGripes I both love and hate that I can hear your voice narrating this, David Attenborough style, as you follow a number of UA-camrs who have done this seeking their prey.
      Also, a key ring seductively curling back a single key whilst also grasping Danny's tight fitting spandex leotard does a lot for Monsieur Avidan as well.

    • @sleazy_listening
      @sleazy_listening 2 роки тому +4

      this got a big 'gambling on your own team' vibe to it

    • @KingOfHalla
      @KingOfHalla 2 роки тому +7

      @@KaleWhip "A horny, furry tulpa"

  • @Molue_
    @Molue_ 2 роки тому +49

    I had the thought when they were still in Kanto-territory, "Arin's gonna say 'Smash!' to Golurk, purely for the 'Daddy-please-step-on-me energy' it exudes."

  • @Casin
    @Casin Рік тому +70

    Dan confirmed as horse girl. Arin confirmed as little spoon “he looks like he’d take care of you”

  • @byoop0128
    @byoop0128 2 роки тому +201

    16:27
    "It's a chandelier Arin!" is my favorite sentence I've heard today.

  • @fightingforlife1211
    @fightingforlife1211 2 роки тому +412

    The man who wrote "Objects of Desire" is gonna question Arin wanting to bang a chandelier lol 😆

    • @MarissaChillya
      @MarissaChillya 2 роки тому +6

      THIS KILLED ME.

    • @DragonKriz
      @DragonKriz 2 роки тому +8

      you know what, looking closer to Chandelure's design I believe he saw the bottom tip as a plug. Is a pass for me tho, I like having a soul.

    • @ViktorTheMusician
      @ViktorTheMusician 2 роки тому +1

      It does make me think of the Boob Light

    • @moosebrainz1
      @moosebrainz1 2 роки тому

      HAHAHA

  • @gemstony85
    @gemstony85 2 роки тому +25

    3:30 good heavens, the power of Arin's laugh...

  • @aspiringwayfarer
    @aspiringwayfarer 2 роки тому +19

    3:07 - 3:10 “smash. Smash. The hardest smash there is.”
    “If you say pass, you’re a *LIAR* !” 😂😂😂

    • @estoericaferret
      @estoericaferret Рік тому

      I love how Dan ALMOST said pass immediately after that and then was like "Smash, rather."

  • @FineappleRyan
    @FineappleRyan 2 роки тому +675

    I don't verbally laugh at many videos, but Dan saying "It's a chandelier, Arin." Had me cracking up.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 роки тому +21

      "It's a chandelier, Arin" will go down as one of the classic lines in Game Grumps.

    • @M_Alexander
      @M_Alexander 2 роки тому +2

      That and when he clearly enunciated the H in _"What"_

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 2 роки тому +3

      you should check out Dropout. That will end your "not laughing at videos" steak REAL quick

    • @Lord_Sunqu
      @Lord_Sunqu 2 роки тому +6

      16:28 Timestamp

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 2 роки тому +5

      It was Dan only uttering a genuine "What" when Cherrim appeared and they just moved on without another word, that really got me

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 2 роки тому +398

    I'm gonna say this again:
    Someone needs to animate this, with Dan and Arin as Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove, where he's going through bride candidates.
    Another animation someone could do is when they disagree and argue about it, animate them as Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth objecting in court.

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 2 роки тому +17

      Dan is pacha, looking for a nice personable wife,
      Arin....

    • @boingomyoingo3474
      @boingomyoingo3474 2 роки тому +2

      yes omg

    • @maryhursen7222
      @maryhursen7222 2 роки тому +2

      I love your brain

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 2 роки тому +2

      @@maryhursen7222 Literally the only reason I thought of the Kuzco one was because I had that scene in my recommendation recently. I think the (can't remember the word, it's like blame, but good) for that one goes to the universe.

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 2 роки тому

      @@coolgreenbug7551 is Kronk.

  • @jacobsokiguess292
    @jacobsokiguess292 2 роки тому +53

    I’d like to contrast every time Dan says “pass, that’s a bird” with every time Dan says smash for a bird

  • @EvenirX
    @EvenirX 2 роки тому +22

    The “I don’t even know if it’s alive” “eh, who cares” had me crying laughing 😹

  • @chair2355
    @chair2355 2 роки тому +87

    Dans though process is: “what’s the reason why I like it” and arins thought process is: “what’s the reason I shouldn’t fuck it”

  • @lucasmayo8781
    @lucasmayo8781 2 роки тому +316

    We need Allie to do this also, she has such strong opinions and I for sure want to hear them! Markiplier started something amazing and I really want all content creators I watch to do this LOL

    • @katiedoodles
      @katiedoodles 2 роки тому +3

      I’d love to see Allie do this-

    • @iCantEditBro
      @iCantEditBro 2 роки тому +9

      I wouldn't mind hearing Allie interject more in episodes. She seems to add a lot to the grumps dynamic by giving Dan another person to play off of

  • @equinox4813
    @equinox4813 2 роки тому +30

    Dan's occasional "really?" and "good for you" was killing me 🤣

  • @swirlingtoilets
    @swirlingtoilets 2 роки тому +20

    "It looks like something Jhonen Vasquez drew on a napkin in like two seconds" is the most hilarious description of Mimikyu I've ever heard lmao

  • @enjoshi-godrez8775
    @enjoshi-godrez8775 2 роки тому +428

    What we have found out about dan is he is way closer to a brony and distinctly not a scaly by that salazzle pass.

    • @QwilSchirmer
      @QwilSchirmer 2 роки тому +21

      Can't believe he did that

    • @FirestoneX
      @FirestoneX 2 роки тому +4

      That's not what a brony is!!!!

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 2 роки тому +43

      @@FirestoneX yes they are. Mlp r34 is second behind pokemon. You aint kidding anyone

    • @TailsClock
      @TailsClock 2 роки тому +24

      @@enjoshi-godrez8775 As a Brony, I think you're 100% right.

    • @craftyarts7431
      @craftyarts7431 2 роки тому +8

      @@TailsClock I second that notion

  • @jameswebster8614
    @jameswebster8614 2 роки тому +150

    When they started really saying "pass" together, it got to that "Tennis. Tennis. Tennis." vibe to it

  • @truenomaximo
    @truenomaximo Рік тому +17

    34:29 That's just a sheep Arin and 16:28 It's a chandelier Arin broke me just as it did for Arin

  • @DarkDawn701
    @DarkDawn701 Рік тому +19

    Arin’s laugh at 37:24 is everything.

  • @Arkantolas
    @Arkantolas 2 роки тому +191

    dan: "arin that's a chandelier"
    also dan: *the entirety of the song 'objects of desire'*

  • @Ails1234
    @Ails1234 2 роки тому +237

    So I guess Arin's thing with the Queen at Medieval Times wasn't just a one-off thing

  • @jacobfaircloth7328
    @jacobfaircloth7328 2 роки тому +25

    I would love to see a GG animated of these episodes where it's like an audition with the grumps behind a table and you have the Pokemon coming in from the side and the grumps judge whether or not they'd smash.

  • @flankobreadcrumbs
    @flankobreadcrumbs 2 роки тому +21

    It still amazes me that when I did this, I still got 23 less smashes than Dan did. I thought my number would be closer to Arin’s
    Arin - 211 (23.5% smash rate)
    Dan- 82 (9.1% smash rate)
    Me- 59(6.6% smash rate)
    I guess I’m less of a degenerate then I thought 🤔

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 2 роки тому

      Its not the amount that makes you a degenerate, its what they are. I better not be seeing any of the eeveelutions.

  • @benjammin1304
    @benjammin1304 2 роки тому +265

    This is the stupidest, most enthralling content in the internet, and I'm here for it.

  • @lucas-dz7fy
    @lucas-dz7fy 2 роки тому +173

    I like how towards the end, a fucking epic choir is singing their heart out while Arin and Dan choose who they want to smash.

    • @FxxGirl
      @FxxGirl 2 роки тому +7

      right!? what was that?

    • @jojol.2630
      @jojol.2630 2 роки тому +3

      I like to think that was Ally

    • @PhntmKntZero
      @PhntmKntZero 2 роки тому +1

      @@FxxGirl I want to say it was the Moonlight Butterfly boss theme from Dark Souls 1...but i could be wrong...

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 2 роки тому +20

    Dan, about Emboar: "That's Ganon."
    Glad we agree.

  • @xordell1622
    @xordell1622 2 роки тому +17

    Arin: "There's something cute about him!"
    Dan: "W-w-what, the poison-filled cheek-sacks?"

  • @sylviastone628
    @sylviastone628 2 роки тому +178

    Arin's reaction to Stunky, that hilariously contagious laugh, absolutely killed me. Good show, wasn't expecting Smash or Passémon but I'm 100% here for it!

  • @logicallgaming
    @logicallgaming 2 роки тому +151

    Arin: *See's gardevoir* The hardest smash there is.
    Arin: *See's Lopunny* Thats the hardest smash there ever was.

    • @skrillathrilla52
      @skrillathrilla52 2 роки тому +10

      literally the 2 poster pokemon for waifu bait

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas 2 роки тому +11

      Real "she's my favorite character" energy

    • @derpyman3716
      @derpyman3716 2 роки тому +2

      Also delphox and braixen

    • @torgor_
      @torgor_ 2 роки тому +1

      and he's correct every time

    • @RenegadeHero13
      @RenegadeHero13 2 роки тому +5

      Can't wait for Gen 9 to introduce "the hardest smash there ever will be".

  • @rockyboi6691
    @rockyboi6691 2 роки тому +10

    19:53 one of my favorite Dan quotes ever

  • @Marts07
    @Marts07 2 роки тому +19

    arin's laugh in here its pure gold dude...
    3:32

  • @abcgefp
    @abcgefp 2 роки тому +107

    Arin ""Fuck everything in sight" Hanson: SMASH
    Dan, who really shouldn't be surprised by anything at this point: Really?