You missed the one after when Jeremy foolishly breaks the cardboard loo he had someone from the audience set up: "Do You know what, honestly, I'd rather just crap myself"
You know what... that does actually bring up a good point. Why is there a problem with water getting in the fuel in aircraft and not a problem with car petrol tanks?
The two reasons that spring to mind are: [Note I'm just writing what I remember, I haven't fact checked this] 1 - in case of fuel contamination which reduces your engine power or kills your engine you don't risk your life. Even for multi engines aircraft, if something is wrong with the fuel it has the chance of killing all engines (which is obviously very dangerous) 2 - water is more dense then jet fuel or gasoline/petrol and diesel, so in an aircaft, if there are the right conditions there is a risk that water bubbles form on the bottom of the fuel tank and get ingested, potentially clogging up the fuel system (which I assume is more finicky than a car). See - British Airways flight 38
Someone else has replied some of the main reasons, but the other main one they didn't mention is that aircraft fuel tanks are much more exposed to rain than car ones. Because they are much more in the open inside the wings, any rain is much more likely to find it's way into the tank than in a car tank.
@@federico339 It isn't bubbles, it is ice. That flight is Boeing 777, can fly high enough to reach temperatures that affects fuel. Cessna 152 have lower altitude, but the water issue remains: engine ingesting water instead of fuel.
Talking about that Aston convertible. Jeremy: I would rather be in this than in Kiera Knightley People on UA-cam who commented on this clip in other vids: I would rather be in this _then_ in Kiera Knightley Me, an intellectual: I would rather be in this _while_ in Kiera Knightley
If they are there because the hospital put them there, you are correct. If it happens outside of the hospital then you’re at extreme chance of infection because the maggots aren’t bred in a controlled environment, but are rather bred by disgustingly germy flies that will make any wound infected
I must've watched Top Gear reruns hundreds of times, but I keep finding bits of music that I recognise! Example: the music at 1:15 is Jynweythek Ylow by Aphex Twin. I would have been 6 when that segment first aired, but I only started listening to his music 10+ years later. It's weird, but in a way Top Gear shaped my music taste.
Whoever was in charge of music really had their thumb on the pulse of what was truly great at the time. Even if you don't recognize the song I recommend you find it and play it cause you will probably like it too. Finding new music you like a delight and I bet the DJ revealed a lot of bands to a lot of people.
I also recognise many bands I listen today such as Queens of the stone Age, UNKLE or The strokes in those early seasons, which were the ones I watched the most as a kid
It's amazing how influential they were in forming the public opinion of a car. There were cars whose sales were drastically affected simply because of their positive or negative review.
There's one bit from season 5 that isn't here, where Clarkson and Hammond hated the Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet, and said: Hammond: "Right, news of another car. It's the PT Cruiser Cabriolet, have a look at this. I've got one question: How much *don't* you want that car?!" Clarkson: "How much is it?" Hammond: It's 17 and a haa-, oh I can't even look at it... £17 500." C: "£17 500? I would rather eat 17 500 pounds, in pound coins!" H: "I'd rather eat £17 500 worth of... gravel, all of it, than that." C: "You know how Socrates died? He drank hemlock, because the alternative was to have a Greek soldier put his fist up his bottom and pull his heart out. I'd rather have the Greek soldier... *Imitates the situation* 'Go on! OOH THIS SMARTS! MY HEART'S COMING DOWN MY BACK PASSAGE, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A PT CONVERTIBLE!' Look at it! What the hell were they thinking of?!" You can watch that bit in this video :D ua-cam.com/video/Eef_HyBKuoM/v-deo.htmlsi=MBi9TXDdg9bt5Iao&t=1127
Would anyone be able to point me in the direction of the episode that's featured at 4:40? It didn't look familiar and I'm wondering if I managed to miss it. Thanks!
1:25 that Myvi can beat any car at Malaysia,even Ferrari lost to it..we call it KING,why?? Bcoz you will find yourself at the gutter if trying to mess with it..
OK, as the years have gone by, I still don’t understand this. During the bed where Jeremy is talking about the interior of a car that he basically turned into a cottage he mentions that if it were Richard, he would have a horse in it, which granted, if I recall correctly, he does live on a ranch. But I don’t understand what’s so funny about, having James with a house full of pictures of the queen.
I would rather superglue my asshole shut, I'd rather drown in diarrhea, I'd rather fuckin' eat my fuckin' balls off than be subjected to another TG episode.
Strangely enough Jeremy has never had a Vauxhall vectra but he has had double pneumonia.
It's Vectra, not a Vector.
@@TheOmegaRiddler didactic noticed autocorrelation do that’s
@@callumhardy5098 uro'ye*
And he wouldn’t have it any other way.
Im missing Hammonds "I would rather look at one of your dingleberries" in response to Clarksons design of the Hamerhead Eagle i-Thrust
I was going to comment this 😂
It was Geoff at that time before the rename.
And Jeremy saying "As something to live with every day, I would rather have bird flu" when talking about the Corvette ZO6.
0:48 I love how Hammond lights up hearing people mention his little old Opel Kadett
"Can you use a car engine, as a musical instrument?"
Yes, you can, as Hamster found out, when he drove the Formula 1 car.
And the Spaniel also tried his own luck with the TG theme tune with car engines.
James orchestrated the theme w exhaust notes once I recall
hamster xD
"is car engine a instrument?"
"no Clarkson, car engine is not an instrument"
The look Hammond had when he said "Who said Oliver." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do a “baby Jesus” compilation!
It’s been done
ua-cam.com/video/FlCch15FJnE/v-deo.html
Bebejeezez
Bibiyiezess
Jesus Christ, you wanna do baby Jesus?
bbJEEZus
6:48 “I’d rather listen to my own firing squad.”
Now that made me laugh. Good one.
0:45 RICHARD'S PRECIOUS REACTION WHEN SOMEONE SAID OLIVER 🥺🥹🫶🏻
Brief from Kiera Knightley saying she is disappointed but she understands. Brilliant
0:35 aged well
Why? Because double pneumonia is a disease? ?? Not everything related to illness is relevant now just because of some spastic virus ffs
@@cheekymonkey7942 nah i think he was referring to the fact that Jeremy Clarkson got pneumonia a couple years back. Nothing to do with Rona😂
@@joshuafoy9355oh
@@cheekymonkey7942 he’s talking about clarkson having pneumonia you clot
Atleast he doesnt have a vectra
"your house is just full with the pictures of Queen"
"And your house is full of pictures of the Queen" 🤣
She's disappointed but she understands lol
8:14 unironically now that exact Caterham is probably priceless
"Sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis". How does his brain get to those places?
Lmao right!?!?
Because it looks exactly like a camel with gingivitis
He's seen one
Sometimes his genius is almost... Frightening
He's Jezza
Watching May laugh his ass off is priceless
"I would have double pneumonia than a Vectra"
Careful what you wish for, Clarkson 😅
You know shit's funny when May bursts into his choking penguin laugh!
2:33 What's up with that smooth transition?!
2:36 *
I respect Hammond saying "I wouldn't" just on the offchance that he one day gets a shot with Keira Knightley.
You missed the one after when Jeremy foolishly breaks the cardboard loo he had someone from the audience set up: "Do You know what, honestly, I'd rather just crap myself"
I think I just did!
Missed the one where Claskson said he would rather present next week's show whilst gently cupping James' scrotum
0:35
Jeremy - i would rather have double pneumonia than drive a vectra
God - and i took that personally
And didn't get a Vectra so... win/win?
@@dangerdean9066in one way or another, yeah
2:28 "Your house is just full of pictures of the Queen"🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
You know what... that does actually bring up a good point. Why is there a problem with water getting in the fuel in aircraft and not a problem with car petrol tanks?
The two reasons that spring to mind are:
[Note I'm just writing what I remember, I haven't fact checked this]
1 - in case of fuel contamination which reduces your engine power or kills your engine you don't risk your life. Even for multi engines aircraft, if something is wrong with the fuel it has the chance of killing all engines (which is obviously very dangerous)
2 - water is more dense then jet fuel or gasoline/petrol and diesel, so in an aircaft, if there are the right conditions there is a risk that water bubbles form on the bottom of the fuel tank and get ingested, potentially clogging up the fuel system (which I assume is more finicky than a car). See - British Airways flight 38
Someone else has replied some of the main reasons, but the other main one they didn't mention is that aircraft fuel tanks are much more exposed to rain than car ones. Because they are much more in the open inside the wings, any rain is much more likely to find it's way into the tank than in a car tank.
@@federico339 It isn't bubbles, it is ice. That flight is Boeing 777, can fly high enough to reach temperatures that affects fuel.
Cessna 152 have lower altitude, but the water issue remains: engine ingesting water instead of fuel.
Because if it happens in a plane you die
Because you can't just pull over to the side of the road when your plane has a malfunction while flying
I like that detail that you left the part where Jeremy says "and on that bombshell it's time to end, goodnight" at the end of the video
Early seasons; “I’d rather have the Subaru…”
Later seasons; “I’d rather have treble-pneumonia…”
The cairn has always wrecked me 😂
That Porsche rant by Clarkson is hilarious.
I was waiting for the Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible one where Jeremy said, “It costs 15,000 pounds? I’d rather eat 15,000 pounds.”
And I'd dare that motherf*cker to do it, too!!!
Talking about that Aston convertible.
Jeremy: I would rather be in this than in Kiera Knightley
People on UA-cam who commented on this clip in other vids: I would rather be in this _then_ in Kiera Knightley
Me, an intellectual: I would rather be in this _while_ in Kiera Knightley
Me: F*ck the Aston, I'll take Kiera.
If you have the Aston, you're probably rich and posh enough to be with Keira
You forgot the time when Jeremy said he would rather cup James crouch
"I would rather present next week's show while gently cupping James' scrotum
I tell you one thing I would rather do, is presenting the next week show while gently cupping James's scrotum.
“I’d rather listen to my own firing squad”
Such a quick line but wow is that harsh
Is that an AVGN reference?
a maggot infested wound is a good thing, as they eat all the infection. they even do this in hospitals.
If they are there because the hospital put them there, you are correct.
If it happens outside of the hospital then you’re at extreme chance of infection because the maggots aren’t bred in a controlled environment, but are rather bred by disgustingly germy flies that will make any wound infected
Yep, it's known as maggot therapy. Turns out they're really good at cleaning out dead and decaying flesh without touching living flesh
I didn't expect that paul scholes one 🤣🤣
IncT top gear compilations > anyone else
'This just in from Kiera Knightly, shes disappointed but understands'
I guess Jeremy shouldn't have made the double pneumonia joke
I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables
I think there's a category for that...
@@Sweaty__Sheep
And it‘s called autocannibalism...
Ha! AUTOcannibalism!
"I'd rather listen to my own firing squad" LMAO!!
0:33 - this aged well
I must've watched Top Gear reruns hundreds of times, but I keep finding bits of music that I recognise! Example: the music at 1:15 is Jynweythek Ylow by Aphex Twin. I would have been 6 when that segment first aired, but I only started listening to his music 10+ years later. It's weird, but in a way Top Gear shaped my music taste.
Yeah and don't forget they also play lots of Boards of Canada too which is one of my favorite electronic bands
Wow, can't say I've gotten to that point yet.
Whoever was in charge of music really had their thumb on the pulse of what was truly great at the time. Even if you don't recognize the song I recommend you find it and play it cause you will probably like it too. Finding new music you like a delight and I bet the DJ revealed a lot of bands to a lot of people.
I also recognise many bands I listen today such as Queens of the stone Age, UNKLE or The strokes in those early seasons, which were the ones I watched the most as a kid
And not forgetting Killing joke doing Pandemonium.
Queen compilation
The Porsche segment cracks me up
Hammond hating the Austin was hilarious.
UNDERRATED CHANNEL.
It feels so strange hearing one of my favorite Aphex tracks come up in the background on Top Gear 😂
And on that bombshell, it's time to end. Thank you very much for watching. Good night.
I’ve never seen “some say” compilation
Compilation of May saying "Cock!"
I wonder how much the "Special Edition" Top Gear edition of the Caterham is worth now. Has gone up to 15 pence?
And that's supposed to be good???? LOL As if that's anything to celebrate.
0:51 My genuine reaction when I was asked if I'm watching Fury/Paul.
It's amazing how influential they were in forming the public opinion of a car. There were cars whose sales were drastically affected simply because of their positive or negative review.
lol, my first time arriving early
really fun compilation btw!
1:20 actually just sounds like an old man complaining on his way to pick up his medicine.
You missed the "I would rather look at the back of a baboon than looking at the back of a Prius" 😂
1:09 I love seeing Clarkson just shitting all over the renowned car of my country, Malaysia
It's faster than a Ferrari on the North south highway🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol, Jeremy Clarkson going off is one of the greatest thing in this show the chemistry between these 3 are once in a generation. lol =Z=
Missed the best one
I'd rather listen to my own firing squad 🤣🤣🤣
Dude that Caterham's value is probably insane now
There's one bit from season 5 that isn't here, where Clarkson and Hammond hated the Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet, and said:
Hammond: "Right, news of another car. It's the PT Cruiser Cabriolet, have a look at this. I've got one question: How much *don't* you want that car?!"
Clarkson: "How much is it?"
Hammond: It's 17 and a haa-, oh I can't even look at it... £17 500."
C: "£17 500? I would rather eat 17 500 pounds, in pound coins!"
H: "I'd rather eat £17 500 worth of... gravel, all of it, than that."
C: "You know how Socrates died? He drank hemlock, because the alternative was to have a Greek soldier put his fist up his bottom and pull his heart out.
I'd rather have the Greek soldier... *Imitates the situation* 'Go on! OOH THIS SMARTS! MY HEART'S COMING DOWN MY BACK PASSAGE, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A PT CONVERTIBLE!' Look at it! What the hell were they thinking of?!"
You can watch that bit in this video :D
ua-cam.com/video/Eef_HyBKuoM/v-deo.htmlsi=MBi9TXDdg9bt5Iao&t=1127
Make a brown compilation
1:21 “Brakes are rubbish, Rides rubbish, Seats are rubbish, (tap tap) that’s rubbish”
The Amazon series is fantastic not too much like the old Top Gear but similar and much more enjoyable :)
"Would anybody here drive a car that I built?" Says the man who invented the future with the P45
I would rather be inside Paul Scholes hahahaha
Can't believe Top Gear is not on a streaming service...
Some seasons are on amazon prime
1:05 I'm glad Clarkson approves of my car.
You forgot the „i would rather have bird flu“ from the corvette c6 z06 test
I would rather watch a compilation of the old Top Gear than the entire series of the new one.
"I can imagine what Mercedes was using for inspiration, LOOK A PILE OF STONES!"
How about a „Excuses“ Compilation?
double "pneumonia"
Damn and Blast Compliation
There's one you missed about a PT convertible and "the Greek soldier"
I would rather be inside Paul Scholes…..
🤣 💀
I have an Opel Vectra...
2:18 What episode is this, with the W221 and the W140? 👀
Series 8 Ep. 4
Reminds me of psychicpebbles
Would anyone be able to point me in the direction of the episode that's featured at 4:40? It didn't look familiar and I'm wondering if I managed to miss it. Thanks!
3:02 lmao
3:09😂
What about the News segment where they talked about what they’d rather do than have a convertible PT Cruiser?
You missed one from the economy run from Switzerland to Blackpool.
1:33😬
I bet that caterham would fetch more than 100k at auction.
"I would rather "suck the sinus infection out of a bloody nose, rather than watch top gear, without these gentlemen! #banter
Do a “well… when I say” compilation
I bet if that caterham is still about it’s worth a hell of a lot more than a normal one
1:25 that Myvi can beat any car at Malaysia,even Ferrari lost to it..we call it KING,why?? Bcoz you will find yourself at the gutter if trying to mess with it..
Yes the king😂😂😂
U forgot the one where they did the Switzerland to Blackpool challenge, Jeremy says at the begging he would rather go in some VW polo than James' car
2:48 the woman behind Richard here looks like him if he was female
OK, as the years have gone by, I still don’t understand this. During the bed where Jeremy is talking about the interior of a car that he basically turned into a cottage he mentions that if it were Richard, he would have a horse in it, which granted, if I recall correctly, he does live on a ranch. But I don’t understand what’s so funny about, having James with a house full of pictures of the queen.
3:13
0:38 well he had a pneumonia once so.....
“I would rather be inside Paul Scholes”
I would rather superglue my asshole shut, I'd rather drown in diarrhea, I'd rather fuckin' eat my fuckin' balls off than be subjected to another TG episode.
"It has the sex appeal of a cammel... with gingivitis"
How does he come up with this stuff?? 😂😂
Because he can.
Everyone can come up with different and random stuff.
The 6 door lancia is good (but illegal... like mclaren f1)
😅😊😅😮
Do a compilation of _______ is a sentence that has never been said before.