Clarkson, May, Hammond "I Would Rather" Compilation

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  • @Rutgerman95
    @Rutgerman95 2 роки тому +190

    0:48 I love how Hammond lights up hearing people mention his little old Opel Kadett

  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 3 роки тому +735

    Strangely enough Jeremy has never had a Vauxhall vectra but he has had double pneumonia.

  • @theguythatmakesyoumad3834
    @theguythatmakesyoumad3834 3 роки тому +872

    Im missing Hammonds "I would rather look at one of your dingleberries" in response to Clarksons design of the Hamerhead Eagle i-Thrust

    • @NairbNroh
      @NairbNroh 3 роки тому +10

      I was going to comment this 😂

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 роки тому +13

      It was Geoff at that time before the rename.

    • @laurencesnee8362
      @laurencesnee8362 2 роки тому +2

      And Jeremy saying "As something to live with every day, I would rather have bird flu" when talking about the Corvette ZO6.

  • @Moakmeister
    @Moakmeister 3 роки тому +202

    6:48 “I’d rather listen to my own firing squad.”
    Now that made me laugh. Good one.

  • @michaelcurtin524
    @michaelcurtin524 2 роки тому +94

    The look Hammond had when he said "Who said Oliver." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewwells8236
    @matthewwells8236 3 роки тому +247

    0:35 aged well

    • @cheekymonkey7942
      @cheekymonkey7942 2 роки тому

      Why? Because double pneumonia is a disease? ?? Not everything related to illness is relevant now just because of some spastic virus ffs

    • @joshuafoy9355
      @joshuafoy9355 2 роки тому +12

      @@cheekymonkey7942 nah i think he was referring to the fact that Jeremy Clarkson got pneumonia a couple years back. Nothing to do with Rona😂

    • @cheekymonkey7942
      @cheekymonkey7942 2 роки тому +1

      @@joshuafoy9355oh

    • @BrapBrapDorito
      @BrapBrapDorito 2 роки тому +5

      @@cheekymonkey7942 he’s talking about clarkson having pneumonia you clot

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 2 роки тому +7

      Atleast he doesnt have a vectra

  • @dr.kandzija2331
    @dr.kandzija2331 2 роки тому +52

    Brief from Kiera Knightley saying she is disappointed but she understands. Brilliant

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 3 роки тому +391

    "Can you use a car engine, as a musical instrument?"
    Yes, you can, as Hamster found out, when he drove the Formula 1 car.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 3 роки тому +7

      And the Spaniel also tried his own luck with the TG theme tune with car engines.

    • @clydedavies5155
      @clydedavies5155 3 роки тому +6

      James orchestrated the theme w exhaust notes once I recall

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 роки тому

      hamster xD

    • @diobrando6245
      @diobrando6245 2 роки тому +6

      "is car engine a instrument?"
      "no Clarkson, car engine is not an instrument"

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 Рік тому +26

    0:45 RICHARD'S PRECIOUS REACTION WHEN SOMEONE SAID OLIVER 🥺🥹🫶🏻

  • @WorldTravelXL
    @WorldTravelXL 3 роки тому +1312

    Do a “baby Jesus” compilation!

  • @kidneyfailure4620
    @kidneyfailure4620 2 роки тому +43

    8:14 unironically now that exact Caterham is probably priceless

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 3 роки тому +50

    "your house is just full with the pictures of Queen"

  • @flare8601
    @flare8601 2 роки тому +43

    She's disappointed but she understands lol

  • @padraigodonnell6081
    @padraigodonnell6081 2 роки тому +21

    "And your house is full of pictures of the Queen" 🤣

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 2 роки тому +39

    Watching May laugh his ass off is priceless

  • @andrewvanhalen1984
    @andrewvanhalen1984 Рік тому +22

    "I would have double pneumonia than a Vectra"
    Careful what you wish for, Clarkson 😅

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 3 роки тому +260

    "Sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis". How does his brain get to those places?

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth 2 роки тому +25

    I respect Hammond saying "I wouldn't" just on the offchance that he one day gets a shot with Keira Knightley.

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 3 роки тому +61

    2:33 What's up with that smooth transition?!

  • @Rena152
    @Rena152 3 роки тому +17

    I like that detail that you left the part where Jeremy says "and on that bombshell it's time to end, goodnight" at the end of the video

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 3 роки тому +109

    Talking about that Aston convertible.
    Jeremy: I would rather be in this than in Kiera Knightley
    People on UA-cam who commented on this clip in other vids: I would rather be in this _then_ in Kiera Knightley
    Me, an intellectual: I would rather be in this _while_ in Kiera Knightley

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 3 роки тому +7

      Me: F*ck the Aston, I'll take Kiera.

    • @c63w204W
      @c63w204W Рік тому

      If you have the Aston, you're probably rich and posh enough to be with Keira

  • @jamesdeanseternaldreams2232
    @jamesdeanseternaldreams2232 Рік тому +12

    0:35
    Jeremy - i would rather have double pneumonia than drive a vectra
    God - and i took that personally

  • @geobroproman739
    @geobroproman739 3 роки тому +84

    You missed the one after when Jeremy foolishly breaks the cardboard loo he had someone from the audience set up: "Do You know what, honestly, I'd rather just crap myself"

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 3 роки тому +1

      I think I just did!

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 2 роки тому

      Missed the one where Claskson said he would rather present next week's show whilst gently cupping James' scrotum

  • @areteees
    @areteees 2 роки тому +5

    2:28 "Your house is just full of pictures of the Queen"🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan 3 роки тому +189

    You know what... that does actually bring up a good point. Why is there a problem with water getting in the fuel in aircraft and not a problem with car petrol tanks?

    • @federico339
      @federico339 3 роки тому +57

      The two reasons that spring to mind are:
      [Note I'm just writing what I remember, I haven't fact checked this]
      1 - in case of fuel contamination which reduces your engine power or kills your engine you don't risk your life. Even for multi engines aircraft, if something is wrong with the fuel it has the chance of killing all engines (which is obviously very dangerous)
      2 - water is more dense then jet fuel or gasoline/petrol and diesel, so in an aircaft, if there are the right conditions there is a risk that water bubbles form on the bottom of the fuel tank and get ingested, potentially clogging up the fuel system (which I assume is more finicky than a car). See - British Airways flight 38

    • @ccitationx7045
      @ccitationx7045 3 роки тому +38

      Someone else has replied some of the main reasons, but the other main one they didn't mention is that aircraft fuel tanks are much more exposed to rain than car ones. Because they are much more in the open inside the wings, any rain is much more likely to find it's way into the tank than in a car tank.

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 3 роки тому +22

      @@federico339 It isn't bubbles, it is ice. That flight is Boeing 777, can fly high enough to reach temperatures that affects fuel.
      Cessna 152 have lower altitude, but the water issue remains: engine ingesting water instead of fuel.

    • @elnyoutube123
      @elnyoutube123 3 роки тому +13

      Because if it happens in a plane you die

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 2 роки тому +11

      Because you can't just pull over to the side of the road when your plane has a malfunction while flying

  • @andreiandrofski9426
    @andreiandrofski9426 6 місяців тому +1

    James' look of confusion at being told his house is full of pictures of the Queen always gets me

  • @Sweaty__Sheep
    @Sweaty__Sheep 3 роки тому +34

    The cairn has always wrecked me 😂

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 2 роки тому +13

    Early seasons; “I’d rather have the Subaru…”
    Later seasons; “I’d rather have treble-pneumonia…”

  • @itsamerby4270
    @itsamerby4270 3 роки тому +40

    I must've watched Top Gear reruns hundreds of times, but I keep finding bits of music that I recognise! Example: the music at 1:15 is Jynweythek Ylow by Aphex Twin. I would have been 6 when that segment first aired, but I only started listening to his music 10+ years later. It's weird, but in a way Top Gear shaped my music taste.

    • @ooferrell
      @ooferrell 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah and don't forget they also play lots of Boards of Canada too which is one of my favorite electronic bands

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 3 роки тому

      Wow, can't say I've gotten to that point yet.

    • @EricHamm
      @EricHamm 3 роки тому +5

      Whoever was in charge of music really had their thumb on the pulse of what was truly great at the time. Even if you don't recognize the song I recommend you find it and play it cause you will probably like it too. Finding new music you like a delight and I bet the DJ revealed a lot of bands to a lot of people.

    • @markmartin2819
      @markmartin2819 3 роки тому +1

      I also recognise many bands I listen today such as Queens of the stone Age, UNKLE or The strokes in those early seasons, which were the ones I watched the most as a kid

    • @merlin5476
      @merlin5476 2 роки тому

      And not forgetting Killing joke doing Pandemonium.

  • @VramanNoodles
    @VramanNoodles 3 роки тому +31

    I was waiting for the Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible one where Jeremy said, “It costs 15,000 pounds? I’d rather eat 15,000 pounds.”

  • @ashleyclarey5274
    @ashleyclarey5274 2 роки тому +3

    'This just in from Kiera Knightly, shes disappointed but understands'

  • @Czechmate88
    @Czechmate88 2 роки тому +5

    “I’d rather listen to my own firing squad”
    Such a quick line but wow is that harsh

  • @GauravMishra9200
    @GauravMishra9200 Рік тому +2

    That Porsche rant by Clarkson is hilarious.

  • @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
    @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 3 роки тому +9

    "I'd rather listen to my own firing squad" LMAO!!

  • @gingerbreadzak
    @gingerbreadzak 2 роки тому +6

    I didn't expect that paul scholes one 🤣🤣

  • @NineteenEighty8
    @NineteenEighty8 2 роки тому +1

    UNDERRATED CHANNEL.

  • @schoey13
    @schoey13 2 роки тому

    Queen compilation

  • @biddybim4131
    @biddybim4131 2 роки тому +4

    IncT top gear compilations > anyone else

  • @batmanbeyond5766
    @batmanbeyond5766 2 роки тому +21

    You forgot the time when Jeremy said he would rather cup James crouch

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 2 роки тому +2

      "I would rather present next week's show while gently cupping James' scrotum

    • @derlangsame4471
      @derlangsame4471 2 роки тому

      I tell you one thing I would rather do, is presenting the next week show while gently cupping James's scrotum.

  • @jeanlongsden1696
    @jeanlongsden1696 3 роки тому +40

    a maggot infested wound is a good thing, as they eat all the infection. they even do this in hospitals.

    • @formulafish1536
      @formulafish1536 3 роки тому +21

      If they are there because the hospital put them there, you are correct.
      If it happens outside of the hospital then you’re at extreme chance of infection because the maggots aren’t bred in a controlled environment, but are rather bred by disgustingly germy flies that will make any wound infected

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +1

      Yep, it's known as maggot therapy. Turns out they're really good at cleaning out dead and decaying flesh without touching living flesh

  • @ryanmann1416
    @ryanmann1416 8 місяців тому +1

    1:21 “Brakes are rubbish, Rides rubbish, Seats are rubbish, (tap tap) that’s rubbish”

  • @ReinafromTekken8
    @ReinafromTekken8 3 роки тому +4

    lol, my first time arriving early
    really fun compilation btw!

  • @frds_skce
    @frds_skce 3 роки тому +8

    1:09 I love seeing Clarkson just shitting all over the renowned car of my country, Malaysia

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 2 роки тому +1

      It's faster than a Ferrari on the North south highway🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taylorrzepecki2064
    @taylorrzepecki2064 3 роки тому +8

    I guess Jeremy shouldn't have made the double pneumonia joke

  • @StefannMarkram
    @StefannMarkram 5 місяців тому

    How does this brudda only have 53k subs?

  • @babybenz.190
    @babybenz.190 3 роки тому +4

    2:18 What episode is this, with the W221 and the W140? 👀

  • @ygorules2
    @ygorules2 2 роки тому +4

    0:33 - this aged well

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 Рік тому +1

    Hammond hating the Austin was hilarious.

  • @itisjustmeagain
    @itisjustmeagain Рік тому +1

    It feels so strange hearing one of my favorite Aphex tracks come up in the background on Top Gear 😂

  • @suveshsewrajh2083
    @suveshsewrajh2083 2 роки тому +1

    The Porsche segment cracks me up

  • @fynnla.e
    @fynnla.e 2 роки тому +1

    1:20 actually just sounds like an old man complaining on his way to pick up his medicine.

  • @evan_ack
    @evan_ack 3 роки тому +8

    Compilation of May saying "Cock!"

  • @1gab
    @1gab 2 роки тому +2

    You missed the "I would rather look at the back of a baboon than looking at the back of a Prius" 😂

  • @fionnduffy9988
    @fionnduffy9988 3 роки тому +14

    I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables

    • @Sweaty__Sheep
      @Sweaty__Sheep 3 роки тому +5

      I think there's a category for that...

    • @Thomas_Bergel
      @Thomas_Bergel 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sweaty__Sheep
      And it‘s called autocannibalism...
      Ha! AUTOcannibalism!

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Рік тому +1

    0:51 My genuine reaction when I was asked if I'm watching Fury/Paul.

  • @MrFlippicat
    @MrFlippicat 2 роки тому +1

    "Would anybody here drive a car that I built?" Says the man who invented the future with the P45

  • @ltrtg13
    @ltrtg13 3 роки тому +13

    I wonder how much the "Special Edition" Top Gear edition of the Caterham is worth now. Has gone up to 15 pence?

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 роки тому +1

      And that's supposed to be good???? LOL As if that's anything to celebrate.

  • @herceg6772
    @herceg6772 3 роки тому +5

    I’ve never seen “some say” compilation

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 3 роки тому +5

    And on that bombshell, it's time to end. Thank you very much for watching. Good night.

  • @brettbynes2286
    @brettbynes2286 3 роки тому +3

    I'd rather listen to my own firing squad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @prathamkataria7570
    @prathamkataria7570 9 місяців тому

    It's amazing how influential they were in forming the public opinion of a car. There were cars whose sales were drastically affected simply because of their positive or negative review.

  • @kymsheba
    @kymsheba 10 місяців тому

    lol, Jeremy Clarkson going off is one of the greatest thing in this show the chemistry between these 3 are once in a generation. lol =Z=

  • @oversteer_9339
    @oversteer_9339 Рік тому +1

    Dude that Caterham's value is probably insane now

  • @pancudowny
    @pancudowny 5 місяців тому +1

    Notice how Clarkson mentions taking the kids to McDonald's every weekend AFTER getting a divorce... like he knows what it's like to rendezvous for the agreed swap in--as Christopher Titus put it--the "McDMZ".😁

  • @malnfc8565
    @malnfc8565 2 роки тому

    Missed the best one

  • @faxxzc
    @faxxzc 3 роки тому +5

    You forgot the „i would rather have bird flu“ from the corvette c6 z06 test

  • @BabulAli
    @BabulAli Рік тому

    1:05 I'm glad Clarkson approves of my car.

  • @theforcer1762
    @theforcer1762 3 роки тому +4

    Can't believe Top Gear is not on a streaming service...

    • @HUNrobar
      @HUNrobar Рік тому

      Some seasons are on amazon prime

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook Рік тому +1

    There's one you missed about a PT convertible and "the Greek soldier"

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus 2 роки тому

    Would anyone be able to point me in the direction of the episode that's featured at 4:40? It didn't look familiar and I'm wondering if I managed to miss it. Thanks!

    • @nath-wp7xp
      @nath-wp7xp 6 місяців тому

      Did you find the answer?

  • @kubek555
    @kubek555 3 роки тому +3

    I would rather be inside Paul Scholes hahahaha

  • @Daniel-ld5im
    @Daniel-ld5im 2 роки тому

    "I can imagine what Mercedes was using for inspiration, LOOK A PILE OF STONES!"

  • @lordcegese1385
    @lordcegese1385 3 роки тому +9

    Make a brown compilation

  • @kymsheba
    @kymsheba 10 місяців тому

    The Amazon series is fantastic not too much like the old Top Gear but similar and much more enjoyable :)

  • @aguruattapiano
    @aguruattapiano Рік тому +2

    "It has the sex appeal of a cammel... with gingivitis"
    How does he come up with this stuff?? 😂😂

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 11 місяців тому +1

      Because he can.

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 11 місяців тому

      Everyone can come up with different and random stuff.

  • @rohanpatel7472
    @rohanpatel7472 3 роки тому +6

    How about a „Excuses“ Compilation?

  • @ChequeTwice
    @ChequeTwice 2 роки тому +1

    I would rather be inside Paul Scholes…..
    🤣 💀

  • @samakshuppal
    @samakshuppal 6 місяців тому

    2:24 😂😂😂

  • @Rasscasse
    @Rasscasse 3 місяці тому

    How about a compilation of “Look at it!”

  • @simonkevnorris
    @simonkevnorris 6 місяців тому

    When they were talking about the Caterham they built I was disappointed that there was no mention of all the washers etc that were left out of the build.

  • @MomoTvT
    @MomoTvT Рік тому

    What about the News segment where they talked about what they’d rather do than have a convertible PT Cruiser?

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 9 місяців тому

    I would rather watch a compilation of the old Top Gear than the entire series of the new one.

  • @ready2fishnow
    @ready2fishnow Рік тому

    "I would rather "suck the sinus infection out of a bloody nose, rather than watch top gear, without these gentlemen! #banter

  • @starfleethastanks
    @starfleethastanks 3 роки тому +1

    double "pneumonia"

  • @L_U-K_E
    @L_U-K_E Рік тому

    3:02 lmao

  • @davidcoulter1058
    @davidcoulter1058 3 роки тому +1

    You missed one from the economy run from Switzerland to Blackpool.

  • @Faris-fw1xn
    @Faris-fw1xn 3 роки тому +5

    1:25 that Myvi can beat any car at Malaysia,even Ferrari lost to it..we call it KING,why?? Bcoz you will find yourself at the gutter if trying to mess with it..

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 2 роки тому

      Yes the king😂😂😂

  • @TinPanAlleh
    @TinPanAlleh 6 місяців тому

    3:10😂

  • @fionnduffy9988
    @fionnduffy9988 2 роки тому

    Do a “well… when I say” compilation

  • @flacjacket
    @flacjacket 9 місяців тому

    I bet that caterham would fetch more than 100k at auction.

  • @gianniskatsios8033
    @gianniskatsios8033 Рік тому

    3:09😂

  • @ridgegamer735
    @ridgegamer735 2 роки тому

    Damn and Blast Compliation

  • @LuminalSpoon
    @LuminalSpoon 6 місяців тому

    +1 for the Suzuki Swift

  • @saunders-roe9806
    @saunders-roe9806 Рік тому

    U forgot the one where they did the Switzerland to Blackpool challenge, Jeremy says at the begging he would rather go in some VW polo than James' car

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 місяців тому

    Jeremy makes a good point about kit cars though, I wouldn't get in one he'd had any involvement in building.

  • @ThomasStandaloft
    @ThomasStandaloft 6 місяців тому

    I would rather the old top gear came back then the new one staying I would go back and watch the old top gear over and over again then watch the new top gear

  • @rudexbruiser2604
    @rudexbruiser2604 2 роки тому

    0:35 foreshadowing?

  • @Benarnott-c2x
    @Benarnott-c2x 2 місяці тому

    Highest design for the time

  • @TangoSuckaa1
    @TangoSuckaa1 2 роки тому +2

    I bet if that caterham is still about it’s worth a hell of a lot more than a normal one

  • @yurrickhunt9707
    @yurrickhunt9707 2 роки тому

    “I would rather be inside Paul Scholes”

    • @michaelmeliambro5117
      @michaelmeliambro5117 2 роки тому

      I would rather superglue my asshole shut, I'd rather drown in diarrhea, I'd rather fuckin' eat my fuckin' balls off than be subjected to another TG episode.