Every Playoff Team's Nightmare Matchup
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0:00 Welcome Back!
1:53 The Bills' nightmare matchup
3:50 The Dolphins' nightmare matchup
8:35 The Chiefs' nightmare matchup
14:00 The Jaguars' nightmare matchup
22:31 The Browns' nightmare matchup
28:57 Thank you, Underdog!
31:28 The Cowboys' nightmare matchup
40:45 The Rams AND Lions
46:14 The Buccaneers' nightmare matchup
53:06 The Eagles' nightmare matchup
1:01:07 Let's get out of here
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That thumbnail aged beautifully
Go Pack! GO!!
Before watching the video, the answer for every team is a roster of 53 Joe Flaccos
Truly elite
Reminds me of Breaking Madden
Sirianni's "I don't want to hear shit" in the tunnel after beating the Chiefs has brought me many smiles the last few weeks.
Yeah every time they’ve lost since then, I think “seee yaaaaa 🥴🤡”
Yeah, totally. Especially since they just won the Super Bowl. Later winners! 😂🎉
Jaguars nightmare matchup: Week 18 Titans
That thumbnail aged very well!
The Texans are really fun. I'm a Cowboys fan but a Houston native so this has been the first time in what like 5 years they've been playoff bound. And this is the first time its felt like they could legitimately build off a season and become a real threat. Stroud is awesome, the vibe around the team just feels kind of different.
Gayboys fans are the reason the Oilers left Houston!
@@midori6756Pretty sure you have Bud Adams to thank for that.
@@Onlynylon Gayboys fans didn’t support the team! Seven consecutive playoff appearances and you didn’t give a shit.
@@midori6756we’re not oilers fans bozo why are we relied on to be ur support 😂
@@midori6756Bud Adam’s left bc Houston wouldn’t build them a new stadium….also that was over 30 years ago nearly 40 years ago, there’s a whole new generation of fans that love and support the Texans they have the youngest fan base in the NFL your argument just makes no sense.
As an Eagles fan, with the way the team has played on the field.. we deserve every stray and direct shot we've been given. Can't get upset at the truth, lol.
I just want to know what happened to our OL. We went from "run the ball on anyone, anywhere" to.. this. The thing that's weird is last year with Steichen, we had no motion and no hot reads on blitzes.. it's the same problems as this year, just nobody cared last year at first.. and when people started caring, we had a cakewalk second half of a schedule and a cakewalk in the playoffs.
This off-season is gonna look.. hm.. like a storm.
Not as fast as other times, but 2:30 is still quick for getting the Kollmann curse in.
Counterpoint for the Texans being the Browns nightmare is that the Jim Schwartz defense feels uniquely designed to stop the Shanahan offense, they were the only team the entire year to truly slow down the 49ers without requiring multiple turnovers.
I also don’t like the whole “well if the Texans had …” game bc of how banged up the Browns have been
Yeah and him saying if stroud played they would've beat Cleveland, they got obliterated by the browns, Cooper put 265 on them stroud doesn't change that
@@alexdayne8350I do think that Texans will be able to make changes to their game-plan they had a 3rd round pick on cooper the whole game, if they swapped him with someone like stingley who’s a lockdown corner and pair that with Joe flacco who’s already thrown 8 interceptions since his first start, 2 of those vs the Texans. They didn’t have the quarterback pressure with Will Anderson whose QB pressure has been fantastic this year they can definitely beat the browns and they have a good shot at doing it even.
@@alexdayne8350 Wellllllll
Two minutes in and the Kollman Curse struck again
We're here to refile our Cowboy ownership and to be renowned by SF
As a Packers fan that’s very true but it also hurts my heart
If we were still trying to deny the Rodgers window wasn't closed, I'd dread seeing SF. With Love, and already feeling like this year is a total success, I wouldn't mind seeing SF and I wouldn't even be that bothered losing to them. Anything we may get past this Sunday is just gravy.
Xmas comes twice for Purdy if Joe Berry's defense shows up to Santa Clara
@@john_WayneRidesAgainjust don't let Alexander anywhere near the coin tosses.
Can’t wait to wipe the packers. Last year we couldn’t beat Brady not the packers to washed up teams from our past gg
Packers can still very well get the 6th seed too. I'd be VERY interested to see them take on the Lions for a 3rd time this season. Both teams blew out the other once.
Lions blew out gb, gb beat the lion by 1 score not a blow out
@@oneboxboi1091as a lions fan I wouldn’t necessarily count the garbage time td we got on thanksgiving. That being said I would love another shot to whoop GB
@@oneboxboi1091say you didn't watch the game without saying you didn't watch the game lol
@@motownkittens4905 Joe Barry calls his defense as if there's 4 quarters of garbage time per game so I would absolutely call that
@@defective6811fr lol
Great takes! Thank you!
I really love EJs extremely long and elaborate simile about the Jags being an old car. 10k RPMs??? What did you have an FC RX7 in your backyard EJ? Haha
Would love if you guys went over biggest risers and fallers for next season teams
I like this one - tough to know before the offseason but even if we took a peek in the crystal ball it could be fun.
I actually think GB, with a new DC, is gonna be a 13 win team for my biggest NFC jump
Uploaded just as im about to work out, perfect timing 😄
Josh Allen has a passer rating of 110.8 with 3,004 yards, 31 touchdowns and 5 interceptions in 11 games against the Dolphins in his career, with a 9-2 all time record against them. The final score was 48-20 the last time they played.
Who else is gere after the packers beat the cowboys
Burying the Browns behind Jacksonville, nuts.
blessful for dropping this when i’m about to start my instacart day
Literal mouthful of chicken & rice spewed out onto the monitor at the "Good thing the Philly media market is completely forgiving"
Glad I could "help".
We need a ranking of all the thumbnails. This one is definietely All Timer
Wondering if during the offseason you could do something predicting offseason and draft trades
The Coleman curse strikes again
Browns are 10th-ish in my personal power rankings. If they moved to another city and changed their name, they’d rank 3rd for me. They’re rosters great, their coaching is great… I’ve never had a good reason to bet against the Browns other than ‘they’re the Browns’ but somehow, It’s almost always the right call
a cubs fan saying this really puts into perspective how cursed the browns are lmaoooo
*Sees the Cub’s profile pic.
Yep that checks out
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I really need a redo of this now that seeding is locked up and week 18 is over… I need to hear the new takes on teams like the Eagles and Steelers
I would be so happy if we get a Browns/Ravens AFC Title Game.
If your life was on the line there's ZERO chance you'd rather play the Colts than the Bills.
@@tjsumigray22it would take the steelers or phins winning for that to happen i think
Lol buffalo was in without the win vrs Miami then we beat Miami lmao thank you brett
All Bills fans say the chiefs, sorry Brett. The fish get squished
These two are fucking geniuses. I swear to god I’ve been trying to get all of my co workers and buddies to listen to them.
As a chargers fan, who has been out of it for quite some time, I eagerly await a coaching carousel podcast.
Brett reminds me of that older cousin that would sneak beers for the younger cousins at the family Christmas party.
I want a Ravens vs Browns AFC Championship Game so badly. I absolutely love that it's Joe fucking Flacco that's elevated the Browns after spending most of the last decade and a half beating their cheeks twice a year.
Where do you guys get all those stats for all the teams (interior lineman blocking, zone/man splits, etc)? Is there a website where you get them or something?
PFF probably there’s a few I’m forgetting the name of as well
Probably PFF but they probably pay for the advance stats
As a lions fan It's crazy to me the eagles hired Matt p. Knowing all the stuff he said to big play slay and other players and was the reason he was traded
Remember when the Colts dropped 38 points on the Browns at the height of their defensive power and were a blown call away from winning but no it’s definitely the Texans
Your next show should be about whatever the frick the falcons should do in the offseason (or just how to rebuild non playoff teams in general)
You called it for the packers routing the cowgirls
The one questionable playoff decision Lafluer had was in his second year in Green Bay in the NFCCG, we were down 8 with 2:05 left in the game, with 4th and goal from the 8. Lafluer opted to kick the field goal instead of going for it. Maybe this is just me, but I don’t hate the decision there. Lafluers two options were to go for it, get it, then get the two point conversion, then stop Tom Brady and then win in overtime, or we could kick it, stop Tom Brady, and then try to score a touchdown to win in regulation. I’d probably still say go for it there, but I think kicking it there is defendable
To be fair to Matt, they should’ve got the ball back if not for a BS PI call.
I remember watching that game live and my immediate reaction was you had to kick that field goal. Rodgers had just missed on 3 attempts from the same distance
@@dragonboy141 It would have been a low % 4th down conversion + a 2 pt play and you still needed a stop as you were level. Kick the fg get a stop and try to score for the win was, imo, the better route anyway.
@@Adam-xe5xmI agree. Tampa’s offense could not move the ball at all near the end of that quarter. It was a debatable call by Lafleur
Rodgers should have scrambled that TD in.
Here’s two little seeding nuggets for y’all to think ab:
Packers can get the 6 seed with a win and a rams loss (packers beat rams in week something earlier this year)
The Texans can get the 6 seed with a win, a jaguars win, a Steelers loss and a bills loss
Next weeks show: what do the Seahawks do now?
There is ultimately one singular reason for the Eagles' collapse, and that is Mr. Brett Kollmann picking them to win the superbowl prior to the start of the season...
They should sue him for damages, honestly.
Can you please do a segment on the jets to give me hope again for next year. The last time they made the playoffs I was 9 and I'm beginning to think it won't happen again in my lifetime. We are the team where quarterbacks go to die whether they were drafted into this nightmare or if they come here like a horse to a glue factory later in their career.
As I Lions fan, I like the match-up with the Rams. But if the Lions lost, it would be heartbreaking to have Stafford be the one - that’s what I’m afraid of.
"All year long" with the Lions OL? You gotta look at who has actually been in the game. The Lions have only had the starting 5 OL together really for a few weeks now. (that said, Jonah Jackson has not been good in pass pro, IMO)
What about 49ers and Ravens from NFC/AFC?
They said at the beginning they weren’t doing the 1sr seeds
but i want to know anyway@@Austin.Kilgore
Only thing saints and falcons fans can cheer together for is the Panthers to pull off a miracle for absolute hell to break loose.
Why mention the Bills nightmare matchup when they haven’t clinched? Then not do the same for the Texans/Colts/etc?
Maybe he's only picking the teams that he thinks can go far in the playoffs
Lions fan here, I'm scared of the Packers and Seattle more than the Rams lol
We get it Brett. The Texans of Houston are the best team in the history of organized sport. They will win the next 73 super bowls and we will all learn to like it. Enough jokes, enjoy the last week of football.
Proper funny trying to see you contain your disdain for the packers. I'm subbed like your content though, entertaining and well researched outside of the Packers bias
I think the LaFleur botch call Brett was talking about is the '20-'21 NFC Championship Game where down 8 he decided to kick the FG instead of going for it on 4th, leaving Brady and the Bucs needing to get a 1st down to end the game.. yeah pretty bad call 😂
Ironcily, it was the RIGHT call....until their corner held a player who had no chance of catching the pass...had he not done that..GB's win probability apparantly was like 90%
Yeah honestly that was the right call and it almost worked out.
@@Captainkebbles1392 I just can't cosign that call. You're on the 8, you have Rogers, and you have to stop Brady. It would be slightly different if it cut it to a field goal, but you still have to get the stop, drive the field with at best 1 timeout, and still score a TD. You're in the same situation if you don't score, just you would have to score and get the two for the tie vs winning with a TD.
I'm a Saints fan. If we still somehow make it to the playoffs it doesn't matter who we get, we're probably getting steamrolled by anyone.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
Thicc Brett is best Brett
The Jaguars were rolling all season until they lost Christian Kirk who might play this week. When they lost their best deep threat WR they became a different offense. I am not sure why SF gets a pass for losing games without Deebo (which I completely agree that was a huge cause) but nobody mentions it about the Jags losing Kirk. He is no Deebo but he is very important to that offense. If Kirk is back healthy they will beat Cleveland by double digits.
Absolutely not. Kirk being out doesn't have anything to do with Lawrence's injuries, excessive turnovers, to include fumbling with no one touching him.
The Browns' defense is a nightmare, arguably better than SF's. Flacco gives their offense a big play element that they haven't had.
Jacksonville should not be in the same sentence as SF unless both teams make the SB, after what SF did to them in their place.
Me watching this after the Dallas Green Bay game
How many times are we going to hear that the cowboys are "that team" this year they never are in the playoffs
GB can still be the 6th seed if the rams lose to the Niners this week.
Im more worried about the rams than the packers, as a cowboys fan
They recorded this before the Steelers made the playoffs so that every team's nightmare scenario wouldn't be Pittsburgh
Tbh I did like Sirianni but I noticed the coordinators were horrible early in the year and at this point I think they should let the whole staff go other than Howie(and the scouting staff, i mean coaches only) because the only way to get a new good OC is to hire one as head coach at this point. I wud perfer Ben Johnson and other than the Chargers the Eagles wud be the second best spot with a coaching vacancy if they fired Sirianni this year. I'm not sure what other high level OC's might be available but I don't see any of them making a lateral move and Idk any that are in college football right now. Tbh most of the best OC's in the league are head coaches already or just dont have enough time in to be a HC like the Texans OC so their are limited prospects already so making one the HC is the only option i can think of
Dak audible on that 2nd and 14 dak said he did
7th seed could also be rams.
The Eagles are broken. I think Sirianni gets another year based on how he will do at the end of the year meeting with ownership. I think he gets another year to show improvement. I'm hoping that Joe Brady will be available as a HC next year.
Wait till next year for the Texans OC
In a scenario where Houston, jags, and Miami win the Texans would be the 6 seed and face Kansas City so unfortunately texans vs Dolphins is not possible.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Mahomes looks at Rice during the Wild Card and says "You got good kid. Get better right f%$king now!!!" and torches his way to a SB in spite of everyone? I don't feel safe betting on that...but I'm gonna.
If I've learned anything about the Chiefs, it's that Veach is about to go scorched 🌎 in terms of offensive weapons this off-season. And of course, in a year with the KC needing WRs and O lineman, it's a great draft class for both. Lucky bastards 😂
Aaron Rodgers has owned the Cowboys. We'll see if there was transfer of ownership to Love
Everyone is begging for that Lions/Rams matchup and it sure looks like we're going to get it. Can't wait.
If the Saints get into the playoffs (IF), their nightmare matchup is themselves. I hate my team.
(Realistically it's San Fran or Dallas)
I think any team beats them tbh.
Both you and my Steelers buddy
@@lucrative6477 Well, yes. But my point was more that the Saints can't get out of their own way anyway.
@@stevedomique9278 my condolences, but at least you got rid of your awful offensive coordinator already.
Kansas City’s defense is a top 2 unit. Have given up 20 or less in 12/16 games. They were 4 inches away from winning against Buffalo last time. I’d say Colts are the nightmare because no team has haunted the Chiefs more than the Colts in the playoffs historically
YOU MISSED THAT RAMS COULD BE 7TH
Jordan Love had an up and down season?
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Best comment from you guys since you put the Packers in the worst teams to fix video. That aged well
It doesn't need to be a topic I just need subtle shit talk thrown at Arthur Smith till he's fired
Only nightmare for Dallas is the 49ers in first 2 rounds. I think they’d be pretty damn comfortable with anyone else
That’s why we love Dallas fans. The delusion makes their loses so much more sweet.
I will grant you that this year feels different for Dallas... but Dallas fans have been saying 'this year feels different' for decades, and we Packers fans are all too familiar with McCarthy's postseason... prowess... so, yeah
Y'all don't want to see Detriot again, trust that!
@@LionsOnTheHunt313 lmao
Everything you said about Miami’s defense for the Texans is why josh Allen will tear apart the dolphins sunday just saying
1:01:00. On the streets of filthadelphia
8:47 Chiefs is the Colts lol just basing it on how Colts just seem to have their number.
Who tf is scared of the texans ??? 😂😂 Im more scared to play the colts, Texans nightmare matchup is the browns , Amari had stingley in HELL.
Right? He's talking like the browns aren't getting their best safety and key rotational pass rusher back. Not to mention OL getting healthier. I'd rather play the jags over colts or Texans, don't get me wrong, but I'm not sweating if the Texans came up
@jaonluttrell5105 fr and brett was gassing up the fact they played well last game like they didn't just play the bum ass titans. Idek who was the qb for the titans that game lol
Rams will be 7 seed if they lose and Packers win (which I think is the most likely scenario)
Oh yes, it will take miracles for KC to beat the Bills it’s not as if when they played this season the Chiefs had 2 turnovers and a WR line up offsides that stopped them from winning or anything they were totally destroyed.
Ravens- themselves
The Texans made it. Jags are so overrated got a free comeback win on the chargers. As a chargers fan when we had leads with Staley my only thoughts were how are we going to lose so when were up at half I still said wed lose we did. The jags have qb who doesn't know how not to play hero ball because thats all he knows. I do think Trevor is good and can be a great qb but he needs to not fumble the ball. Good luck Texans you'll need it
Cardinals went 2-2 vs the nfc east. Sounds about right? They beat the eagles and cowboys and lost to the giants and commanders! Football is awesome
49er nation isn’t scared of anyone!
The bad man from Green Bay is gone he can't hurt us anymore. 49ers is another discussion entirely tho
I'm not convinced the Packers even make the playoffs, but if they go into Dallas and win a playoff game with a new QB they will forever be the boogeyman in Dallas
Tell that to the Chiefs and other NFC North teams who all said the same thing.
ok yeah 34 yr old born 20 miles from Lambeau
the game feels like a coin flip with the -7 making sense.
its does all of GB show up or not 🤷♂ like who knows
You know damn well that if the Steelers make the playoffs their division rival Ravens and Browns will be SWEATING. 🥵 and maybe no one else Lol
Think a scary matchup the cowboys don’t want face is the rams
If Rams lose and Packers win (very good chance of happening) then the rams will play cowboys and packers will play the lions. Rams and Lions is not a guarantee. Setting up interesting rematches because the packers and lions split with two blowouts and the cowboys destroyed the rams early in the season when they were terrible
GO PACK GO
Nah Baltimore can take care of Cleveland. Not scared about that at all
I don’t think anyone wants the Rams in the NFC. They still could drop to seven and play the Cowboys if they lose and Packers win. I think cowboys would rather play GB
I will not count out the chiefs just because Andy Reid is still Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes is still Patrick Mahomes. If and it is a huge if because it hasn't happened all year the chief's wide receivers can catch the football Patrick Mahomes can get it to them. That is all that they need is for their wide receivers to start catching the football and they could easily be in the Super Bowl again because their defense is that good and so is Patrick Mahomes.
Are we forgetting this is loves first season? He reads from the inside out and has the 31st worst QBR outside of the pocket, this Cowboy's defense is going to pick him off and sack him. The Rams are the matchup I don't want in round 1. I'll see them in the NFC championship.
You'll be seeing them on the couch soon bucko. Hold that L RQ. PS: Love played the best game of his career.
@@dakotayoung7316 i had no idea DQ would be playing a sheet of toilet paper zone coverage all night after a season of man
@@Squatcobblelmfaooooo nah bro you just thought the cowboys are better than they actually are. Juuuuust like always. but there's always next year, just run it back, surely THIS time you'll win! HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!
Since it seems like the 90s are returning to the NFC, since now the Cowboys, Niners, Lions & Packers are good. The absolute last thing the Lions want is to repeat history by having Green Bay go into Detroit and beat them in the playoffs like Favre did to them 30 years ago. I feel like they’d rather face their failure than face their demon.
Chiefs were one dumb penalty away from beating the bills, and a couple more drops from doing it by double digits. I don’t know how much I buy that take but the others I mostly agree with.
Funny! Dallas’s nightmare used to be Pittsburgh… Not anymore!
LIONS won
Miami the Bills nightmare matchup 😂 2-0 against those clowns this year and we won the division against your darling Dolphins. Sorry boys!
why are old people so convinced that every person in the media somehow has something against their team the moment they hear ANYTHING bad about them