The Assassin's Teapot Is Weird

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  • @SteveMould
    @SteveMould  2 роки тому +10375

    There's nothing like curling up with a hot mug of null and scrolling through UA-cam.
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    • @non-inertialobserver946
      @non-inertialobserver946 2 роки тому +41

      Ok

    • @DWSP101
      @DWSP101 2 роки тому +51

      Would you be interested in doing an episode on poisons specifically the ones that can come from most plants? If you need some pointers you can ask me?

    • @mytech6779
      @mytech6779 2 роки тому +127

      mmm nulled wine, no aftertaste

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 2 роки тому +24

      Air pressure may be pushing the drink up the straw, but you need to suck to *create space for the drink to be pushed into!*

    • @josephdittrich2006
      @josephdittrich2006 2 роки тому +26

      You probably shouldn't suck on straws with the power of your lungs. That's an easy way to inhale liquids. Instead you should use the power of your mouth. I only say this because you seem to be the type who enjoys a bit of pedantic banter.

  • @hebl47
    @hebl47 2 роки тому +39577

    Pro-tip for assassins: First pour yourself the non-poisoned drink. You don't want any poison residue left on the spout to get mixed in your drink.

    • @chandabadve6146
      @chandabadve6146 2 роки тому +3930

      I was thinking about the same thing! I’m surprised no one figured that since the spout is the same for both drinks

    • @stefangadshijew1682
      @stefangadshijew1682 2 роки тому +3408

      Come on, a tiny amount of poison can feel quite fun. :) Cheers!

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight 2 роки тому +631

      Arsenic the little old ladies poison of choice is fine in low concentration. It is put in chicken feed to make the flesh pink and increase their appitite. So if you eat modern chicken you are eating arsenic.

    • @arsinclair
      @arsinclair 2 роки тому +1263

      Immediately thought about this, but then, the educated enemy would always swap the drinks, or will try to take the one that you're wanted for yourself.

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 2 роки тому +2648

      @@arsinclair put the antidote in the safe drink. Down the poison without breaking a sweat, then pour yourself a second round, this time with the antidote. Ask the enemy if he likes another go, too.

  • @dakotas6706
    @dakotas6706 2 роки тому +6182

    As a mathematician, cannot tell you how much I appreciate you acknowledging the null drink.

    • @kingpeedorah
      @kingpeedorah 2 роки тому +20

      boy

    • @UJustSuk69
      @UJustSuk69 2 роки тому +82

      What's 0÷0?

    • @rahula.g5228
      @rahula.g5228 2 роки тому +29

      @@UJustSuk69 genius 😂😂😂👌

    • @probablyants
      @probablyants 2 роки тому +21

      @@UJustSuk69 Far too much

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar 2 роки тому +13

      ah, the power set of the assassin's teapot.

  • @alekseyp.9124
    @alekseyp.9124 2 роки тому +76114

    I never heard of an Assassin's Teapot, I understood everything about it on the thumbnail. And yet, I watched the whole video. You won this time Mr Mould.

    • @Benoit-Pierre
      @Benoit-Pierre 2 роки тому +888

      Same for me.
      But i learnt so much watching the video ... I had to see it 3 times !!!
      It's the opposite of clickbait. Miniature says it all, and 100% answers the video title ... But if you watch it, there is even more !!!

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 роки тому +127

      The mark of a million-subscriber man

    • @jg1503
      @jg1503 2 роки тому +83

      Never heard of it either. And none of us have ever seen it used in any assassin movie.

    • @creambeast8178
      @creambeast8178 2 роки тому +39

      I think it existed in china

    • @benjaminabel8596
      @benjaminabel8596 2 роки тому +22

      But did you know it was weird?
      ... oh wait, you did

  • @FreeBroccoli
    @FreeBroccoli Рік тому +782

    I want one of these, just so I can ask my guests whether they want coffee or tea and serve both from the same pot. Seems like it would be a good party trick.

  • @emmanuelcamilorojasrodrigu3405
    @emmanuelcamilorojasrodrigu3405 2 роки тому +26138

    Here's a tip: _While your enemy is distracted looking the cool demonstration of the teapot, you hit him with a bat._

    • @JBB685
      @JBB685 2 роки тому +840

      Actually laughed, congrats 😂

    • @cactus_juice3217
      @cactus_juice3217 2 роки тому +1160

      I used this trick on a geologist once

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees 2 роки тому +818

      Does the particular type of bat matter, or will any species do?

    • @yoitsunoookami
      @yoitsunoookami 2 роки тому +424

      @@cactus_juice3217 So you hit said geologist with a bat, a stone or the teapot?

    • @cactus_juice3217
      @cactus_juice3217 2 роки тому +613

      @@yoitsunoookami simple, I distracted him with an obsidian dagger in one hand and a baseball bat in the other

  • @namenamington
    @namenamington 2 роки тому +32044

    "Don't worry about the poison, there is no poison."
    This is how I start all my tea parties.

    • @blitsriderfield4099
      @blitsriderfield4099 2 роки тому +238

      Sounds like the namington house is a barrel of poison...I mean fun

    • @CrazyBunnyGuy
      @CrazyBunnyGuy 2 роки тому +341

      I have a T-shirt with my character alignment (Lawful Neutral) which says: "There IS poison in your tea, but I have a prescription for it". I love to wear it while we're having boardgame nights, and to offer people drinks... Everyone takes a second to read the shirt, ponder the implications and decide whether they are willing to accept anything from me.

    • @trollme.trollmehard.9524
      @trollme.trollmehard.9524 2 роки тому +24

      I'm kindof hoping you wear a dashing hat.

    • @jorceshaman
      @jorceshaman 2 роки тому +26

      I kinda want to go work fast food just so that I can tell the customers this.

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 2 роки тому +75

      "In terms of poison, we have no poison."

  • @Rae.Harper
    @Rae.Harper 2 роки тому +23681

    I want an assassins tea pot literally for the sake of tea AND milk being in together and being all “oh, you want some milk with your tea? Sure” *grabs same tea pot that tea poured from*

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 2 роки тому +659

      …warm milk

    • @me00hi45
      @me00hi45 2 роки тому +1287

      Osaki it's going into the hot drink so 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @lg8159
      @lg8159 2 роки тому +96

      Briljant

    • @vivilife9391
      @vivilife9391 2 роки тому +389

      I’m picturing pulling a Mary Poppins on my three girls. Lol

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 2 роки тому +194

      It really does sound pretty useful.

  • @Thundawich
    @Thundawich Рік тому +170

    It would be much better if you only had a small secret chamber and one murder hole to cover up. Needing to fill the teapot through the murderholes makes it super awkward to use, it would work much better if you just had a tiny container for the poison and just mixed it in to the bulkier liquid as required, with most of it just being a regular teapot with the detachable lid and everything.
    Plus, this way it doubles as an actual teapot you can just use whenever.

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder Рік тому +10

      Alternatively, have left/right chambers instead of top/bottom that you can fill via removing the lid (that seals properly)
      Then just move the location of the holes to accomodate this (so on the top left/right of the handle for instance)

    • @burgerforcongress1001
      @burgerforcongress1001 11 місяців тому +8

      Or would that more accurately be the NON-murder hole, since you cover it to pour the safe drink?
      Also, if the poison is clear, you don't need to worry about the colors matching.

  • @Dth091
    @Dth091 2 роки тому +48881

    Optimist: "The glass is half full".
    Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
    Steve: "The glass contains 50% water and 50% N U L L D R I N K"

    • @verkhvo
      @verkhvo 2 роки тому +601

      Or is it the opposite?

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 2 роки тому +386

      And then there's an xkcd what if about glass literally being only half full. Well worth taking a look.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 2 роки тому +84

      I was literally typing this exact joke when I saw that you’d already made it.

    • @EdiblePlutonium
      @EdiblePlutonium 2 роки тому +410

      You can't technically drink anything, it's actually the null drink that's pushed out of you.

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 2 роки тому +111

      @@EdiblePlutonium Actually, that reminds me of something funny: If you look at the thermodynamic behavior of systems with “negative temperature”, they’re “hotter” than systems with positive temperature, with small absolute negative values being the hottest. The conclusion drawn from this is that thermodynamic beta, which is just the reciprocal of temperature scaled by the Boltzmann constant, is a more physically “fundamental” concept than temperature itself, in some sense.
      What this means is that it’s more accurate to say that you let the cold in than letting the heat out. Take that out of your null pipe and smoke it.

  • @NefariousDestiny
    @NefariousDestiny 2 роки тому +7212

    I really appreciate the conversation on pedantry in physics. As a physics educator myself, I come across this all the time (both with students and with colleagues) and you've very eloquently explained why it's okay to use slightly inaccurate descriptions in some cases. I will definitely be using your "usefulness" comparison in the future!

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 2 роки тому +96

      We've been doing exactly this with "the flow" of electricity too, for 124 years (that's how long we've known ot actually flows from negative to positive). In the physics and RnD side of things this is very important. To most on-site technicians it rarely is.

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 2 роки тому +22

      Pedants can be annoying.

    • @prismglider5922
      @prismglider5922 2 роки тому +22

      @@pr0xZen Does electricity even flow through a wire at all? I was pretty sure it technically traveled in the form of electromagnetic fields around the wire, but that's a pedantic and none helpful way of talking about it for most situations.

    • @alext8406
      @alext8406 2 роки тому +78

      there's a new kurzgesagt video called "and we'll do it again". It is based on lying (for simplification reasons) in science. Fits this subject quite nicely.

    • @jsax01001010
      @jsax01001010 2 роки тому +6

      @@pr0xZen That's what I was about to mention. None of these pedants seem to care that convention current flows opposite the actual current, or at least they don't care enough to petition to "fix" it.

  • @chargedfacts2742
    @chargedfacts2742 2 роки тому +12446

    It can actually be useful to serve coffee, tea and milk at the same time to people instead of poisoning them

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 2 роки тому +262

      Its boring, killing people is fun.

    • @TeaTabby
      @TeaTabby 2 роки тому +583

      It would be an awesome party trick

    • @superflink
      @superflink 2 роки тому +963

      It can just serve two different liquids. The “third” is a mixture of the two.

    • @chairya2
      @chairya2 2 роки тому +145

      considering that there are only 2 holes per container, one of them being in the spout, and the other one being small enough to cover with a vinger. i imagine it is hell to actually fill it up (you are bound to lose some liquid due to having to put the teapot upside down?), let alone clean it after there has been hot/warm creamer inside, i agree it would be cool tough. maybe if the design would be changed, and there would be a bigger hole with room for your hands to fit in (for cleaning), that can be closed with a sillicone gasket, it might work. seems like a lot of efford for a partytrick tough. also i dont think gaskets with that size can withstand too much wear and tear..

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 2 роки тому +86

      @@chairya2 😎 Well if you cannot handle a teapot, just use a gun. What could go wrong? 🤩

  • @Canine-playground
    @Canine-playground Рік тому +157

    Me: “…wait I forgot what hole the poison is”
    The person I’m trying to poison: what…? Wait a minute

  • @TheCapitalLetterM
    @TheCapitalLetterM 2 роки тому +7068

    I don't know about you, but I see this as being able to use magic tricks at kids birthday parties. One kid wants juice, one wants water, use the same pot. Blow their little minds.

    • @silverduk
      @silverduk 2 роки тому +704

      Poison the kids☠️

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 роки тому +197

      There is a reason why Bozo, the clown, advertised themselves as "a clown for hire".

    • @YukiColburn
      @YukiColburn 2 роки тому +66

      @@xooox_1777 Not sure if you missed the fact Bozo was a real person(or the mask of one), or if I'm missing the joke within your reply.

    • @sxnpyesenpai7424
      @sxnpyesenpai7424 2 роки тому +40

      @@YukiColburn i think he misunderstood the grammar from that guy, thinking that he was calling the guy a bozo, instead of Bozo as an actual name

    • @YukiColburn
      @YukiColburn 2 роки тому +8

      @@sxnpyesenpai7424 Yeah, could be that too

  • @Lucienchol
    @Lucienchol 2 роки тому +33780

    Oh, riiiight. The teapot. The teapot for Kuzco, the teapot chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's teapot. That teapot?

    • @bommelhiro6312
      @bommelhiro6312 2 роки тому +1381

      He would've still messed up...to many holes. 😆

    • @thatguy3968
      @thatguy3968 2 роки тому +773

      Yes that teapot!!

    • @captainpotatochips1367
      @captainpotatochips1367 2 роки тому +841

      (Forgets which hole he has to cover to get the poison) (Pours all three with neither hole covered)

    • @freespirit326
      @freespirit326 2 роки тому +183

      Best comment ever. Cheers!

    • @scootermcpeanuts6699
      @scootermcpeanuts6699 2 роки тому +257

      @@bommelhiro6312
      I can resist temptation
      I can resist temptation
      I can res-
      *that’s what she said*

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 2 роки тому +2742

    the idea of having a coffee or tea pot with variable milk dispensing capabilities opens so many possibilities for quickly serving a large table specific drinks...

    • @Supermanohman
      @Supermanohman 2 роки тому +256

      No it's for killing people. Don't do that millennial thing and repurpose it

    • @blorglord
      @blorglord 2 роки тому +64

      @@Supermanohman you are jack 0ff

    • @jahdielt.9160
      @jahdielt.9160 2 роки тому +45

      @@Supermanohman yes exactly. Murder

    • @ShadowManceri
      @ShadowManceri 2 роки тому +58

      @@Supermanohman Do you want to be first or second served?

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 2 роки тому +105

      Catering companies are kind of ahead of you, there. Dual-chamber pots (not to be confused with dual chamberpots) have been a thing for some time. They just don't try to hide it with little air holes, they use explicitly separate buttons to open each side.

  • @yiy149
    @yiy149 7 місяців тому +37

    This is called 鸳鸯转香壶. Based on Chinese wiki ‘Baidu’ it first appeared in the Han Dynasty. Year 241 BC, after the death of Emperor Hui of Han, his son Liu Gong was made emperor. The late queen Lü Zhi, fearing that new emperor’s mother might vie for power with her, used this kind of pot to hold two types of wine, one of which was poisoned. At a banquet, the emperor’s mother was poisoned to death with this wine. By the Northern Song Dynasty, the emperor Zhao Guangyi used this pot filled with wine to entertain another emperor Li Yu. Legend says the fragrance of the wine masked the poisoned wine, leading to Li’s death in Bianjing. Since then, many legends related to this pot have emerged.

    • @A_question_mark0
      @A_question_mark0 5 місяців тому +1

      This is very underrated

    • @CajunReveler
      @CajunReveler 3 місяці тому +4

      Who says history is boring? This is a really neat fact.

  • @daianad377
    @daianad377 2 роки тому +16078

    Me, the worst assassin: "Wait, which hole was for the drink without poison?"

    • @yolosangels
      @yolosangels 2 роки тому +1750

      I’m sure someone must have died that way. Poor guy. Talk about irony

    • @sankalpaashok
      @sankalpaashok 2 роки тому +96

      Haha

    • @nitd955
      @nitd955 2 роки тому +55

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @edwardmartin6052
      @edwardmartin6052 2 роки тому +128

      We're not having tea.

    • @davidnichol4735
      @davidnichol4735 2 роки тому +561

      @@yolosangels I bet a bunch of them were broken on the inside and both parties died. Don't ever buy the cheap assassin's teapot lol

  • @harshmeena4
    @harshmeena4 2 роки тому +4866

    *First Day As Assassin:*
    *"How did he die?"*
    *"He Blocked The Wrong Hole"*

  • @nicozandhuis1865
    @nicozandhuis1865 2 роки тому +2087

    Classic trick of referring to your enemy as "the enemy" even when they're present, works every time.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +82

      Well, of course. How else are they going to be suspicious you've poisoned their drink?

    • @jacobotstot2021
      @jacobotstot2021 2 роки тому +10

      Hiding in plain sight.

    • @dairoberts5188
      @dairoberts5188 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah they’ll never suspect it

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 2 роки тому +7

      @@berko2076 Wet donut churros. The fuck?

    • @RedwoodRhiadra
      @RedwoodRhiadra 2 роки тому +7

      @@rosheafan Rule 34, dude. Whatever you do, don't Google it! :-P

  • @helloemilymills
    @helloemilymills Рік тому +45

    This is especially interesting because one of my travel mugs doesn't allow me to actually drink my tea. The liquid gets stuck at the mouth of the lid because there's no tiny air hole on the lid (like my other travel mugs have). Unintentional & undesired magic trick 😆

  • @tezlaactual6582
    @tezlaactual6582 2 роки тому +11430

    A less deadly version is to have two different teas and have your guests argue what flavor the tea is

    • @IrisRiedel6
      @IrisRiedel6 2 роки тому +829

      Genius prank for the family

    • @MissingRaptor
      @MissingRaptor 2 роки тому +66

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sauceman2562
      @sauceman2562 2 роки тому +829

      In Britain thats the more deadly option… you dont mess with the tea

    • @vissleart5564
      @vissleart5564 2 роки тому +120

      Oh that's evil

    • @M364A
      @M364A 2 роки тому +38

      @@sauceman2562 bring 2

  • @redreploid1713
    @redreploid1713 2 роки тому +10840

    Wow, this is actually a cool teapot. Sure i wouldn’t wanna poison anyone with it, but the idea of having a teapot that can dispense two different liquids at once seems really nice

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 2 роки тому +875

      And the fact that one of those liquids *can* be poisoned is a nice side-benefit too.
      Not that I'd wanna poison anyone with it, just like you man.

    • @guidorussoheck2100
      @guidorussoheck2100 2 роки тому +384

      @@sirocco2810 you can put laxatives for a prank tho

    • @SomeGeneralName
      @SomeGeneralName 2 роки тому +375

      Coffee in one chamber, creamer or milk in the other

    • @JPBroadcasting
      @JPBroadcasting 2 роки тому +165

      Would be funny if it actually was just made for the novelty and we just assumed it must be for killing!

    • @Sac-chan
      @Sac-chan 2 роки тому +44

      @@guidorussoheck2100 you monster

  • @samwheat2480
    @samwheat2480 2 роки тому +6728

    An elementary school science teacher used to say “science doesn’t suck, it pushes.” This has managed to stick in my mind since

    • @NynNahh
      @NynNahh 2 роки тому +94

      And now we are all cursed, thanks. 😂

    • @murk959
      @murk959 2 роки тому +14

      Explain plz lol

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 2 роки тому +14

      How about weather? Is a tropical cyclone pushing water out of the ocean with its low pressure? What is pushing the moisture if it's not being pulled?

    • @MarekLewandowski_EE
      @MarekLewandowski_EE 2 роки тому +72

      @@callmeshaggy5166 The atmospheric pressure around the low-pressure area is pushing it up.

    • @dannywayne311
      @dannywayne311 2 роки тому +13

      @@MarekLewandowski_EE that’s the big brain guy right here, pushed my mind into a vortex

  • @rynoX88
    @rynoX88 Рік тому +40

    If this guy was my teacher back in the day, I would've learned a lot more. This guy is fascinating.

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 2 роки тому +780

    the 2D hydrodynamic models are incredibly intuitive
    as soon as I saw it, I immediately understood how it worked

    • @finnafishfl
      @finnafishfl 2 роки тому +4

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    • @dairoberts5188
      @dairoberts5188 2 роки тому +1

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    • @finnafishfl
      @finnafishfl 2 роки тому

      @@dairoberts5188 ua-cam.com/video/xOKBM16UFE4/v-deo.html

    • @pcalo
      @pcalo 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like the thumbnail had all the info to understand how it worked. Very intuitive indeed

  • @spangle
    @spangle 2 роки тому +2597

    When I was a child, I saw a TV show, where they were serving the audience any drink they wanted, from the same jug. I have always been puzzled how that worked, and could never find clips of it online. Now I know, they probably used something like this!

  • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
    @arlynnecumberbatch1056 2 роки тому +3419

    "you can put milk and coffee in the teapot instead and make yourself a latte"
    coffee fans: WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @trollme.trollmehard.9524
      @trollme.trollmehard.9524 2 роки тому +236

      In this case, which side is "poison" depends on caffeine sensitivity and lactose tolerance.

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 2 роки тому +82

      I most certainly did write it down. I like cream in my coffee, my mom likes hers black. An assassin's tea pot would allow me to pour both from one pot. I'm going make one now, but with a double wall with a vacuum in the middle chamber to insulate the cream from the coffee so it doesn't get too warm and curdle.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +23

      @@taitano12 Can you imagine serving coffee from that teapot to a large group of people? That'd be fun.

    • @DaP84
      @DaP84 2 роки тому +6

      @@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 then you'd need a big one

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 2 роки тому +2

      @@trollme.trollmehard.9524 well i meant its not like they put too much caffine or little amount of milk.

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation Рік тому +4

    4:40 THANK YOU- I remember in middle school the science teacher talking about cold air pushing the warm air up- then one day the head of the science department was subbing and a student said "hot air doesn't rise- it is pushed up" and the 'sub' goes "sure- but does the hot air not rise." Same thing with people getting hung up on cold objects "transferring cold" in the conduction sense- fine but it is a relative term- but when talking about convection it is back to the same deal with the "rising" air.

  • @davidgruen7423
    @davidgruen7423 2 роки тому +4782

    For all of you “what if I cover the wrong hole” folks out there, the bottom hole is not intended to be covered during “normal” use. Always put poison on top and tea on the bottom, reason being the top hole is more ergonomically viable to cover than the bottom. As the poison and tea will mix together in your victim’s cup automatically when you pour them out together, you only need to cover the top hole when serving yourself. I hope it makes sense.

    • @assertingdominance1759
      @assertingdominance1759 2 роки тому +541

      Thanks for the tip bro using it will be easier now 😊😊😊

    • @davidgruen7423
      @davidgruen7423 2 роки тому +393

      @@assertingdominance1759 don’t thank me, just hate the guy who threw the instructions away after the box was opened.

    • @luddity
      @luddity 2 роки тому +26

      Wouldn't do to get it mixed up.

    • @bibwitheart977
      @bibwitheart977 2 роки тому +187

      Adding another reason to always use the top for normal. In every clear pot demonstration you can see some of the top liquid flowing back up the spout and into the bottom after the first pour.

    • @thanhhoang7335
      @thanhhoang7335 2 роки тому +84

      However, isn’t that SUPER risky? Should poison be in the top layer, each time you finish pouring, some amount of poison would easily just flow from the tip back to the normal drink in the layer below. So i think its safer to put the poison in the bottom layer

  • @sawyerstern3375
    @sawyerstern3375 2 роки тому +6250

    One of the times where “oops wrong hole” could literally kill someone

    • @Chou-shi
      @Chou-shi 2 роки тому +163

      Lmao i'm dead 😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @sneakretster
      @sneakretster 2 роки тому +131

      @@Chou-shi *literally*

    • @codyofathens3397
      @codyofathens3397 2 роки тому +72

      If you oops wrong the wrong person, you're dead either way.

    • @maiwang2040
      @maiwang2040 2 роки тому +80

      r/cursed comments

    • @emycharaa
      @emycharaa 2 роки тому +13

      LMAOOO

  • @denisejasmine9178
    @denisejasmine9178 2 роки тому +10841

    I feel like he just tricked all of us into learning physics.

    • @ojasvanisaini956
      @ojasvanisaini956 2 роки тому +18

      Nice(TT)

    • @fear7356
      @fear7356 2 роки тому +30

      Well this is just school physics

    • @denisejasmine9178
      @denisejasmine9178 2 роки тому +105

      @@fear7356 I took honors physics in high school and all I remember is building a trebuchet. Real world knowledge right there. I would’ve rather learned how to poison people😂

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime 2 роки тому +18

      My dad's a teacher, I'll mention it to him...

    • @quynhchipham9607
      @quynhchipham9607 2 роки тому +2

      But more interesting and we get to know how to kill someone (jk)

  • @leeza6523
    @leeza6523 4 місяці тому +14

    "Hanging up" the cell phone was hilarious. Whacking a clever teapot in a blanket to find out what's inside--fantastic!
    I smashed a towel-wrapped Magic 8 Ball with a brick when I was a kid, because how in the world did it answer all those questions, anyway? I had to wash the towel before my mother got back from town.

  • @yuyuy666
    @yuyuy666 2 роки тому +5978

    bartender : "yes, what can I get you?"
    me : "a null drink please"

    • @johanusyolder
      @johanusyolder 2 роки тому +146

      Whiskey on the rocks, hold the whiskey

    • @yazid6024
      @yazid6024 2 роки тому +70

      bartender: "That's would be 19$ please"

    • @sonyabeam292
      @sonyabeam292 2 роки тому +37

      @@yazid6024 ? $19 nineteen dollars or 19$ nineteen dollars signs?

    • @aanandhivb
      @aanandhivb 2 роки тому +2

      I am your 666th like!

    • @sonyabeam292
      @sonyabeam292 2 роки тому

      @McSharKz okay put it this way #10 or 10# the tenth item or ten pounds?

  • @VitaliyCD
    @VitaliyCD 2 роки тому +5672

    Robber: breaks into Steve's house.
    Steve: "could we discuss this over a cup of tea??"

    • @BobbyRLC
      @BobbyRLC 2 роки тому +20

      624 likes yet no commant?

    • @VitaliyCD
      @VitaliyCD 2 роки тому +20

      @@BobbyRLC whoa.. I didn't even know :/

    • @emptytissueboxes
      @emptytissueboxes 2 роки тому +16

      @@BobbyRLC I don't think we know what to comment ;-;

    • @SistaBear
      @SistaBear 2 роки тому +16

      *Mission accomplished* you've won and achievement (deadly home invasion)

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 роки тому +25

      Uncle Iroh does not approve of this

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 2 роки тому +4360

    A video about a poison teapot got 7 million people's attention in 6 days. I'd keep an eye out the next time someone offers me tea from their new kettle.

    • @Timbone07
      @Timbone07 2 роки тому +10

      Hahaha

    • @fahm8097
      @fahm8097 2 роки тому +25

      @@jellyfishi_ I'll vote for you then

    • @Supremax67
      @Supremax67 2 роки тому +33

      I just happened to be looking for something to buy, the ex-wife is coming over for a visit.

    • @ChikaJihyo
      @ChikaJihyo 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonyvelasquez6776
      @tonyvelasquez6776 2 роки тому +4

      @@jellyfishi_ I hope you never become president you dictatorial heathen

  • @Buttercup67786
    @Buttercup67786 5 днів тому +2

    0:30 The guy definitely understood the assignment😂

  • @brothersoulshine
    @brothersoulshine 2 роки тому +696

    That discussion of the "flow of cold" and the idea of "suction" reminded me of an article I read a few years ago where the author proposed there were no such thing as photons, and that when you turn on a torch it causes "darkons" to be sucked out of the object being illuminated. It was a fun thought experiment.

    • @AndorianBlues
      @AndorianBlues 2 роки тому +204

      "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Terry Pratchett

    • @MCSteve_
      @MCSteve_ 2 роки тому +52

      ​@@AndorianBlues I've never ran the math but apparently if you project a shadow from Earth onto the Moon, that distance is a big enough "lever" where you can get the shadow moving faster than the speed of light without too much effort. It is a fun perspective.

    • @ChrisLindsley
      @ChrisLindsley 2 роки тому +85

      @@AndorianBlues Just this morning my kid told me "When you turn off the light, its like a darkness explosion."

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 2 роки тому +24

      @MCSteve the problem is ste stadow is not moving. Or similarly, it you pointed a laser to the Moon, it would not be the laser dot moving. It would be photons moving from us to the moon, creating an illusion of the movement of the shadow/dot on the moon.
      I.e. you can't transmit information this way faster than light. The information goes from us to different spot on moon, but not from point a on moon to point B on moon.

    • @MCSteve_
      @MCSteve_ 2 роки тому +28

      @@panda4247 I think you're misunderstanding the point of this. This whole thread is just pointing out the property of absence. The projection of shadow is like a lever. When I said "without too much effort" I mean moving the laser or whatever light source about a point of rotation.
      This example does not have to be light, it can be the intersection of two angled edges. The point of intersection can move at a greater rate to the edges. Like shadows, intersection is an arbitrary point of interest (they're not physical), the whole phenomena is a consequence of geometry.

  • @Steph6n
    @Steph6n 2 роки тому +4004

    How to get rid of unwanted guests:
    “The coffee's fresh, and perfectly safe to drink, not poisoned at all…”

  • @angelfox8
    @angelfox8 2 роки тому +5731

    It's physically hurt me to see that teapot broken with a hammer even though I know it's for a reason

    • @fluffybutt8630
      @fluffybutt8630 2 роки тому +222

      such a pretty teapot. wasted.

    • @lergia
      @lergia 2 роки тому +68

      yes :( it looked so cool…..

    • @hhangiehh
      @hhangiehh 2 роки тому +47

      @@mr.wyodak2131 we all felt a pain in our heart lol

    • @riverwolf2889
      @riverwolf2889 2 роки тому +28

      I love tea and teapots so that broke me slightly too

    • @davipenha
      @davipenha 2 роки тому +13

      He could open in the middle without mashing with the hammer

  • @C45p3r
    @C45p3r Рік тому +7

    That phonecall at 0:50 was so bad it was good. Impressive. Quality video as always! 👌

  • @trollyXD
    @trollyXD 2 роки тому +3792

    It's calming to hear that people would rather use it for coffee and milk then for poison

    • @PeterLawton
      @PeterLawton 2 роки тому +122

      LOL! As written, you're suggesting being a good host before you kill them.

    • @asmitaghorai7332
      @asmitaghorai7332 2 роки тому +18

      Sure there were such comments, but UA-cam prolly just censored them out lmao

    • @lucam7790
      @lucam7790 2 роки тому +33

      Plot twist: it wasn't a typo

    • @nitroblocker6301
      @nitroblocker6301 2 роки тому +6

      The video is 9 mins and 11 seconds long bru

    • @sashakimknechtinruprecht
      @sashakimknechtinruprecht 2 роки тому +9

      Well… with lactose intolerance that can be “funny” too then

  • @d_crown
    @d_crown 2 роки тому +1503

    I once read about this type of teapot in a chinese historical novel, it was kind of a wonder for me that time, since that type of teapot is available in the ancient time , it is a novel anyway, but it shows the extensive knowledge of the author

    • @milkoohun
      @milkoohun 2 роки тому +4

      omg what book is it? im curious now

    • @d_crown
      @d_crown 2 роки тому +25

      @@milkoohun sorry i don't remember , i read too many novels😰 but it was just mentioned in a few chapters , since historical novels i read usually fulls of plots and drama to kill each other 😅

    • @milkoohun
      @milkoohun 2 роки тому +4

      @@d_crown mhm i love to read them too so i get u !! do you have any recommendations then :>?

    • @ftfyoungleon
      @ftfyoungleon 2 роки тому +10

      @@d_crown could you recommend some really good historical novels you liked? I'm looking for new reads

    • @cryptobungus5778
      @cryptobungus5778 2 роки тому

      ​@@d_crown 1asd

  • @yeejiahong7307
    @yeejiahong7307 2 роки тому +646

    R.I.P Evil Steve, he was really committed to the part. Mad respect

    • @jorgeluz9560
      @jorgeluz9560 2 роки тому +41

      Considering he committed murder, I'd say regular Steve is the Evil Steve one and mustachioed Steve is Good Steve.

    • @jmchez
      @jmchez 2 роки тому +10

      The difference between being committed and being involved is like a ham and eggs breakfast. The chicken is involved but the pig is committed.

    • @GrinninPig
      @GrinninPig 2 роки тому +2

      Poor ol Moldy

    • @msclrhd
      @msclrhd 2 роки тому +4

      Never go up against a scientist when experiments are on the line!

    • @ELYESSS
      @ELYESSS 2 роки тому +5

      He's not evil, he did nothing wrong. It's just regular Steve that's jealous of his glorious moustache.

  • @bradleykee3204
    @bradleykee3204 Рік тому +6

    this is the most intriguing exploration and demonstration of science i have ever seen on youtube besides the backyard scientist. you are an amazing speaker and at explaining things

  • @radiotow3r
    @radiotow3r 2 роки тому +2626

    so basically when you’re a kid and you’re drinking through a straw and you put your thumb over the hole to stop it from falling out so you can, for no reason at all, pull the straw out and let it leak out from the bottom into your mouth. Except for, let’s say, this straw is divided vertically down the middle, and this process repeated, covering both holes, one, or none. Genius.

    • @splatthepoisondartfrog1898
      @splatthepoisondartfrog1898 2 роки тому +154

      tbh that explained it so much better-

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 2 роки тому +126

      Yes. A child. Not a 30 year old adult obviously

    • @Rai_S82
      @Rai_S82 2 роки тому +56

      @@NoThankUBeQuiet my friend who used to work in a cocktail bar would do this in people's drinks to make sure he'd mixed them properly. You could pretend you're doing that 😉😂

    • @G00dTaste
      @G00dTaste 2 роки тому +19

      I used to cover it with my tongue, tilt my head back, then let it go into my throat

    • @KaruHart
      @KaruHart 2 роки тому +4

      The most relatable comment

  • @goblinkoma
    @goblinkoma 2 роки тому +6268

    "If you cover both holes you get the null-drink"
    _happy programmer noises_

    • @crezychameau
      @crezychameau 2 роки тому +216

      My brain went split personnality at this point Was exclaiming "useless cluttering !" and "usefully exhaustive !" at the same time

    • @TexMechsRobot
      @TexMechsRobot 2 роки тому +56

      I spit out my coffee on this line. Dead.

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 2 роки тому +183

      @@TexMechsRobot I hope it was the null coffee. easier to clean

    • @jojojorisjhjosef
      @jojojorisjhjosef 2 роки тому +6

      Also has potential for a sexist joke.

    • @anlumo1
      @anlumo1 2 роки тому +35

      Unhappy programmer noises (the billion Dollar mistake)

  • @josephyu4439
    @josephyu4439 2 роки тому +6195

    “If you cover both holes, you get the null drink”
    Only something a mathematician would say

  • @mafv4091
    @mafv4091 11 місяців тому +5

    Worked Perfectly, thanks!

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 2 роки тому +1133

    This would be great for waiters serving regular and decalf coffee. Or even with a milk hold in the middle that could be covered or uncovered with either other hole (though insulation for that part may be a problem).

    • @NhiPho
      @NhiPho 2 роки тому +175

      The milk sounds very useful but as a server, I would get way too many complaints from people who won't believe I gave them the correct coffee.

    • @ayoutubecommenter7494
      @ayoutubecommenter7494 2 роки тому +30

      @@NhiPho yeah it would work better with more easily separable drinks in this case

    • @tajforney7085
      @tajforney7085 2 роки тому +17

      Until someone complains about sanitization

    • @adamlane6453
      @adamlane6453 2 роки тому +6

      What is decalf?

    • @maaingan
      @maaingan 2 роки тому +17

      @@NhiPho clearly lable the carburetors Coffee and Decaf and make the spouts the same color as normal coffee pots, black for coffee and maroon brownish for decaf. They can clearly see for themselves and see that you can clearly see for yourself also. Three chamber versions exist also, put espresso in that one and now you're really saving time

  • @kellybraun7048
    @kellybraun7048 2 роки тому +1850

    Where can I get one?! I have plans… No, really. I want to serve two beverages from the same teapot- like startling people by serving coffee and tea from the same pot. Or making a fruit tea in one and a black tea in the other; I like them mixed, but some only like fruit tea and some like their tea bitter. Coffee or tea in one, milk/cream in the other. What else can I mix? Definitely repeating the food coloring trick.

    • @noobnoobie990
      @noobnoobie990 2 роки тому +154

      I love that idea. It makes a good option for the guest👌🏼

    • @Skalista666
      @Skalista666 2 роки тому +132

      THIS is the only essential question.

    • @themrb5323
      @themrb5323 2 роки тому +24

      sureeeeeeeee

    • @fear3647
      @fear3647 2 роки тому +199

      Sounds like what an assassin would say 🤨

    • @darksoulyt1386
      @darksoulyt1386 2 роки тому +8

      Same im wondering where

  • @ceooftheanticringeassociat1976
    @ceooftheanticringeassociat1976 2 роки тому +2716

    Target: Why are you holding the the teapot like that?
    Assassin: *Panicking* Ummm nothing at all that’s just how I hold it

    • @eggyolk0
      @eggyolk0 2 роки тому +34

      @Amanda Diaz shut your mouth

    • @PackRodent7
      @PackRodent7 2 роки тому +31

      well im pretty sure you could place the holes on the handle to be way less suspicious although that comes with its own set of problems

    • @myachou61
      @myachou61 2 роки тому

      😋😉

    • @ruanaur
      @ruanaur 2 роки тому +6

      @Amanda Diaz no

    • @estherdiazperez4223
      @estherdiazperez4223 2 роки тому

      😬

  • @LordMayorOfDairyBell
    @LordMayorOfDairyBell Рік тому +9

    Here's a fun one. I have a pair of reusable water bottles that I used to use for drinking soda. However, when I first started using them for such, the soda keep going up the straws to squirt out the spouts. I found out that the lids had vents with rubber stoppers that acted like a one-way valve meant to allow air while keeping the liquid from spilling out. This was probably added to make the bottles spill-proof but it was causing the gases in my soda to be trapped and force the soda up the straws and out the spouts. I've since remove the rubber stoppers but I've also switched to using the bottles for water like they were meant to. I can image that if I had found a way to seal both the vents and the spouts with soda in them, the bottles would either explode or become pressurized like a normal soda bottle.

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 7 місяців тому +1

      You should put some Mentos in it for extra effect

  • @Jimboco7654
    @Jimboco7654 2 роки тому +2652

    Man, imagine messing up the sequence of holes to cover up and not knowing which drink is safe or deadly.

    • @elfillari
      @elfillari 2 роки тому +67

      So I imagined. And what now, Zachary?

    • @Theocracy8
      @Theocracy8 2 роки тому +28

      @@elfillari You're dead!

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 2 роки тому +112

      @Sarah Bowmer If you've developed an immunity to iocane powder, I believe the correct move is to just pull a Princess Bride and poison both cups with a normal teapot.

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 2 роки тому +2

      Take an antidote just in case

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 2 роки тому +2

      Goteeeem HA!

  • @doncarlodivargas5497
    @doncarlodivargas5497 2 роки тому +8894

    Me: smart enough to understand the principles behind the assassin teapot
    Also me: not able to remember which hole to cover when I pour myself the tea

  • @kuroshinao
    @kuroshinao 2 роки тому +3694

    Imagine pouring two different colored drinks as an assassin. You will be like : "I can explain"

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 роки тому +13

      Then you are hanged for witchcraft

    • @nameless1016
      @nameless1016 2 роки тому +35

      now i know what my mom used on my dad...deep video.

    • @mystiekmelody8857
      @mystiekmelody8857 2 роки тому

      Lololol

    • @at_l
      @at_l 2 роки тому +45

      simple
      one is tropical flavored and the other one is hawaiian flavor

    • @Potencyfunction
      @Potencyfunction 2 роки тому +1

      Explain what?

  • @mildndr
    @mildndr Рік тому +4

    This teapot: **exists**
    Yor Forger: I'll take your entire stock

  • @evertonc1448
    @evertonc1448 2 роки тому +660

    Knowing my memory I would end up forgetting what hole to cover to get the poison and end up poisoning myself like a moron.

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame 2 роки тому +107

      Sounds like a good detective story where the villain commits suicide in order to frame the hero for murder.

    • @Benoit-Pierre
      @Benoit-Pierre 2 роки тому +13

      You would compete for Darwin Awards

    • @demacherius1
      @demacherius1 2 роки тому +10

      Id say you wouln't be the first one!

    • @LiftPizzas
      @LiftPizzas 2 роки тому +26

      Just remember: the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

    • @HeroGuy3
      @HeroGuy3 2 роки тому

      @@kindoflame I won't say which specific game but this happens in Danganronpa

  • @Patrick_Bard
    @Patrick_Bard 2 роки тому +2373

    "This doesn't require you spend the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder, works straight off the bat, no preparation required"
    That reference was gold

  • @HeyItsKora
    @HeyItsKora Рік тому +3315

    Oh. My. God.
    The 1/2 black coffee, 1/2 milk is possibly the GREATEST unintentional use for an invention EVER!!! Imagine whacking this bad boy out at an afternoon tea party and pouring one friend black coffee, and when your next friend asks for milk in their coffee, using the same jug as the black coffee, you pour milky coffee! That's like the greatest (tea) party trick ever hahaha

    • @rlobbest
      @rlobbest Рік тому +189

      I like how jazzed you are about the idea more than I like the idea.

    • @PaniniDev
      @PaniniDev Рік тому +87

      I love your personality

    • @HeyItsKora
      @HeyItsKora Рік тому +65

      @@PaniniDev if this isn't sarcasm (I can never tell in text form haha), then thank you so much haha, that's a really kind thing to say :)

    • @Lumeniaellina
      @Lumeniaellina Рік тому +140

      Absolutely the most wholesome response to an assassin’s tea pot. Design: deception and death
      Application: wooing tea party guests

    • @batata4427
      @batata4427 Рік тому +29

      You seem like such a fun person lmao, your tea parties must be a blast

  • @xassassin609
    @xassassin609 9 місяців тому +2

    Imagine somebody trying to assassinate someone with this but makes the poison two different colours, so they don't accidentally drink the wrong one themselves

  • @kristoferkrus
    @kristoferkrus 2 роки тому +1085

    "If you cover both holes you get the null drink" seriously made me laugh out loud!

    • @CommunityGuidelinez
      @CommunityGuidelinez 2 роки тому +8

      Thats for the scrubs that don't have their own super cool assassin teapot.
      "Nope sorry, fresh out mate"

    • @danielray1484
      @danielray1484 2 роки тому +1

      Made me laugh cause I have a perverted mind

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 2 роки тому +1185

    “Well actually it’s the atmosphere pushing the drink up the straw!”
    “Fair enough. _grabs teapot_ Fancy a drink?”

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 2 роки тому +8

      Nice pfp

    • @seanocansey2956
      @seanocansey2956 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @filipsperl
      @filipsperl 2 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 2 роки тому +8

      I am reminded of Jackie Chan in Forbidden Kingdom pooring the tea and listening intensely to the ramblings of a child.

    • @elcucumber2847
      @elcucumber2847 2 роки тому +2

      oh hello there beat saber person

  • @mellosus1632
    @mellosus1632 2 роки тому +8058

    Assassin with ADHD:
    "Wait, did I cover the correct hole?"
    "What if I poison myself?"
    "Did I really poison the other liquid?"
    "Is this the teapot they said?"
    "Why does it look so strange? They might find it suspicious."
    "I wish I didn't apply to this..."

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 2 роки тому +401

      I had exactly all those questions in my mind when I watched this video and yes, I have ADHD XDDD

    • @lonely_saturn
      @lonely_saturn 2 роки тому +127

      I have ADHD,
      and I love this.

    • @FemkjeMW
      @FemkjeMW 2 роки тому +185

      My thoughts lol but i don't have ADHD

    • @glorytoukraine5524
      @glorytoukraine5524 2 роки тому +155

      Or basically anybody inexperienced guy, who's fully aware he's handling poison he can't see

    • @Logan7281X
      @Logan7281X 2 роки тому +8

      Yup 👍🏿

  • @inmyexpression19
    @inmyexpression19 6 місяців тому +2

    “Is that an assassin’s teapot?”
    Me: “No!”

  • @itwasfunnyatthetime
    @itwasfunnyatthetime 2 роки тому +783

    Honestly even if I did try to use this, I would be way too worried that I'd accidentally poison myself I wouldn't wanna drink anything

    • @Bolitadewien
      @Bolitadewien 2 роки тому +24

      Be confident. Don't worry.
      The poison look tasty, ins't it?

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 2 роки тому +23

      Just make sure you pour the non poisoned drink first.
      Dont wasn't any poison residue in the spout when you pour your drink

    • @gentrydean3789
      @gentrydean3789 2 роки тому +10

      @@travisrolison9646 I wonder if it was customary to pour your guest's cup first though, or if it mattered.

    • @jonasc1771
      @jonasc1771 2 роки тому +2

      Can u pour in the non posion drink for the last but of your target cup . So its already flushed out . Most of it atleast 🤷‍♂️

    • @jonasc1771
      @jonasc1771 2 роки тому +1

      @Kurocon maybe you should question your own intelligence if you take my comment serious .

  • @karuzelastudio7858
    @karuzelastudio7858 2 роки тому +1941

    Okay, but how do you:
    1) pour the liquid in
    2) not drive attention to the fact that it's a strange lid-less pot
    3) clean it for the next customer?

    • @wifipigeon01
      @wifipigeon01 2 роки тому +199

      Asking the real questions here

    • @pandakilla4757
      @pandakilla4757 2 роки тому +113

      u pour the liquid thru the holes dunno abt everything else tho. maybe a false lid?

    • @katherinecrombie8809
      @katherinecrombie8809 2 роки тому +234

      The 2D version has a compartments above and below each other, but if you remember when he smashed the teapot, they were actually side by side. So, you'd just pour them in the top, one drink in one side and other other in the other side.

    • @kusanagi-no-tachi5303
      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303 2 роки тому +177

      1) Just pour it in. The 2D compartmen is to simplify "how" it looks like, not "what" it looks like; the real deal has 2 chambers side by side.
      2) Again, it has a lid. You're thinking about the 2D compartment, not the real deal.
      3) Why would you even need to clean it for the next customer unless they want another drink? And even then why not just buy more teapots?

    • @hellfirepictures
      @hellfirepictures 2 роки тому +22

      @@pandakilla4757 spot the person too lazy to watch the vid. 🙄

  • @squeezy4951
    @squeezy4951 2 роки тому +1246

    "If you plan to poison your enemy, I recommend using liquids of the same color " the suggestion though 😂

    • @michaeljames4875
      @michaeljames4875 2 роки тому +7

      He is just demonstrating that two different liquids can be kept inside the teapot

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaeljames4875 we know right

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 2 роки тому +19

      No assassin would have come up with that idea!

    • @foilhattiest1
      @foilhattiest1 2 роки тому +6

      "Hey, how come your tea is a light brown and mine is a bright glowing green?"

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 2 роки тому +1

      Also make sure that when the liquids are combined, no pesky precipitates form, always check chemical reactivity beforehand. Learned that one the hard way :)

  • @MrHabushi
    @MrHabushi Рік тому +2

    Great to see you on Qi with this the other day Steve, as soon as they mentioned the assassin's teapot I thought "They really should have Steve Mould back on for this", and then moments later there you were!

  • @dwairr9863
    @dwairr9863 2 роки тому +384

    As one in the comments once said: "This is the coolest thing i'll forget about immediately"

    • @UnboundErik
      @UnboundErik 2 роки тому +1

      @King Pistachion ok

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 2 роки тому

      Stolen comment
      Original comment ua-cam.com/video/n7rjEEk7q9M/v-deo.html
      Love mother russia. You will see why in a few seconds.

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 2 роки тому

      I literally just saw that quote on a previous video fate has brought me here

    • @i_am_squishy6230
      @i_am_squishy6230 2 роки тому

      @White Alliance Dwaine never claimed it as their comment. Btw thanks for the link.

  • @michaellinnehan9589
    @michaellinnehan9589 2 роки тому +1441

    We need a whole line of transparent, two-dimensional-esque containers.

  • @tarun3661
    @tarun3661 2 роки тому +1967

    "Assasins's teapot" now being used as magicians' toy. How the times have changed.

    • @PLAG6411
      @PLAG6411 2 роки тому +28

      But they still surprise people.

    • @riryamoon2315
      @riryamoon2315 2 роки тому +12

      that's what a time traveler would say

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 2 роки тому +31

      Knives- now used for cooking and magic tricks

    • @darthparallax5207
      @darthparallax5207 2 роки тому +1

      Funny thing about poison in any era ever: its kind of like a knife in 2022.
      It is really dangerous as a surprise but not so much if you think of it.
      The rational defense if you're being serious is to pull Mad Eye Moody: use your own cup pour your own drink accept no substitute.
      With a knife, state leaders today have lots of options to avoid being stabbed

    • @darthparallax5207
      @darthparallax5207 2 роки тому +23

      The easiest person to kill is your best friend. They never see it coming because what the hell man.

  • @BijinMCMXC
    @BijinMCMXC Рік тому +4

    Thanks for telling me about the assassin’s teapot Steve! Now I have the perfect way to dispatch my enemies 🥰

  • @matthewhafner962
    @matthewhafner962 2 роки тому +213

    The observer in me was saying "this video is not like most other educational videos on YT. It is all over the place." But then I realized, wait, there's nothing wrong with that. Laser focus, and narrow scope is often *harmful* to education.
    Education is still communication between people, and engaging communication is almost never narrow scope. This was a great video!

    • @hadishstreet3066
      @hadishstreet3066 2 роки тому +4

      As a physics teacher... Couldn't agree more

    • @teresawelcome8354
      @teresawelcome8354 2 роки тому +1

      But the psychiatrists say adhd is bad...🙄 (Sarcasm)

    • @stephenolan5539
      @stephenolan5539 2 роки тому

      There was a BBC show called connections.
      The show would take two seemingly unconnected topics and show a chain linking them.

  • @FLStelth
    @FLStelth 2 роки тому +5109

    Note to self: "DON'T drink tea with assassins."
    Thanks for the knowledge!

    • @hamiafsarnafis
      @hamiafsarnafis 2 роки тому +45

      Yeah lol only if you're able to identify an assassin 😅

    • @FLStelth
      @FLStelth 2 роки тому +102

      @@hamiafsarnafis Insisting on using their own "special" teapot is the tip-off.

    • @lggp5351
      @lggp5351 2 роки тому +8

      Ehm but what if the assasin is a waitress then you would be f ed up

    • @FLStelth
      @FLStelth 2 роки тому +6

      @@lggp5351 I don't drink tea when out at a restaurant.

    • @hamiafsarnafis
      @hamiafsarnafis 2 роки тому +9

      @@FLStelth yeah you're right...but what if the exterior design is different than this?

  • @unperrier5998
    @unperrier5998 2 роки тому +751

    _"if you want to poison your enemy, I recommend you use liquids of the same color"_
    made me laugh

    • @nate6692
      @nate6692 2 роки тому +47

      I also recommend pouring yours first - there was some obvious mixing going on in some of the pours.

    • @In.Darkness
      @In.Darkness 2 роки тому +5

      Yes, Don't take any of the shots

    • @williamstoneman6977
      @williamstoneman6977 2 роки тому +11

      Id be the dumbass who forgets that the poison i chose isnt a clear poison and have a very visible difference between the two.

    • @AirlanggaPhannie
      @AirlanggaPhannie 2 роки тому +6

      But then you forget which one your glass...🤣

    • @Hung_Nguyen_90
      @Hung_Nguyen_90 2 роки тому +2

      I can see Mr Bean's version of Assassin make those mistake

  • @T3mplarX
    @T3mplarX 10 місяців тому +2

    Not gonna lie this guy is too smart for me and everytime he's saying so many words my brain keeps shutting down lol Keep up the Good work!

  • @annab8801
    @annab8801 2 роки тому +940

    We're making teapots in my ceramics class, I'm 100% going to try this

  • @bankleaks1217
    @bankleaks1217 2 роки тому +346

    Also, "wrong hole" holds an entirely different meaning in this situation. Also life threatening.

    • @xaxfixho
      @xaxfixho 2 роки тому +34

      @2:34 "why is it putting your finger over different holes causes different liquids to flow out"
      NSFW!!!

    • @drewbienewbie03xx81
      @drewbienewbie03xx81 2 роки тому +5

      The way my wife reacts I'd say it's life threatening to her...

    • @davidgruen7423
      @davidgruen7423 2 роки тому +1

      That’s why you should read the instructions or use your noodles before using this, I figured it myself as people have always been saying this “wrong hole” bullshit. No you don’t need to worry about the bottom hole, it’s merely acting as a vent during normal use, you always put the poison on top and only covers the top hole when serving yourself, when serving your victim just don’t cover any hole and both the poison and tea will flow out.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 роки тому

      @@xaxfixho wtf

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 роки тому

      @@davidgruen7423 You took him too literally...

  • @creepermods4641
    @creepermods4641 Рік тому +2

    Isn't that funny that the guy after drinking in a few seconds, absolutely takes effect on him. 😂

  • @carlz0r
    @carlz0r 2 роки тому +364

    Cool teapot, and cool video, but I do take small issue with you saying that you're using your lungs to create the vacuum in your mouth for a straw to work.. that's one way to do it, but it's also a good way to drown. Typically when you drink with a straw, the vacuum is caused by starting with your tongue forward, filling your mouth cavity, then pulling or flexing it backward to create empty space that needs to be filled by whatever can be pushed by atmospheric pressure through the straw. You drink from a straw without moving your diaphragm at all.

    • @SteveMould
      @SteveMould  2 роки тому +149

      Good point

    • @gterpening
      @gterpening 2 роки тому +49

      See Steve's comment about usefulness lol

    • @prismglider5922
      @prismglider5922 2 роки тому +66

      A video trying to make a point about pedantry gets pedant comments. As such with all things.

    • @jjwubs1638
      @jjwubs1638 2 роки тому +35

      'You drink through a straw without moving your diaphragm at all..." except that you are of course allowed to keep on breathing through your nose while your mouth is filling with liquid, so outside of the moments you are swallowing. #multitasking :)

    • @kauefelipe8579
      @kauefelipe8579 2 роки тому +5

      @@prismglider5922 what makes his comment pedantic?

  • @joshuarichards8065
    @joshuarichards8065 2 роки тому +629

    I've heard the pot was possibly meant to pour tea and milk seperately, but as humans we love turning anything deadly.

    • @rizatusz8163
      @rizatusz8163 2 роки тому +43

      This doesn’t sound right. This kind of tea pot appears a lot in ancient Chinese, and I believe they don’t drink milk + tea there.

    • @joshuarichards8065
      @joshuarichards8065 2 роки тому +21

      @@rizatusz8163 it was either that or to serve different teas. I've not seen any documents on it intended use.

    • @swaters5127
      @swaters5127 2 роки тому +11

      Yes but sometimes killing an evil ruler is saving lives.

    • @PhoenixLyon
      @PhoenixLyon 2 роки тому +5

      It's just part of our charm. LOL
      We truly are our own worst enemies.✌😸

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind 2 роки тому +4

      Humans also like to build deadly things in the first case so I think its actually meant to be an assassination tool.

  • @BimaKahfi
    @BimaKahfi 2 роки тому +2868

    Steve: "That's how the Assassin's teapot works."
    Assassins: *"I am 100% NULL."*

    • @robbybee70
      @robbybee70 2 роки тому +6

      next up from Assassin's version of Q, the assassin's toilet, wont' be pretty but it will get the job done

    • @rakeshb7378
      @rakeshb7378 2 роки тому

      Where can i get one

    • @robbybee70
      @robbybee70 2 роки тому +3

      @@rakeshb7378 I mean any assassin's guild should have them in the shop

  • @SharpshooterM6
    @SharpshooterM6 5 днів тому +1

    First day of being a hitman: Oops, I covered the wrong hole...

  • @boRegah
    @boRegah 2 роки тому +231

    Steve: There is no poison in there! Don't worry about the poison! There is no poison!
    Enemy: I'm reassured.

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 2 роки тому +2

      All i can think of is "do you sell poison"

    • @VectorKappa
      @VectorKappa 2 роки тому +1

      @@Colt45hatchback Could it kill a rat? Say, a human sized one, one that looks like this:

    • @minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287
      @minecraftpiglinmattspoemsd2287 2 роки тому +1

      Enemy: "Oh thank you, I thought there was poison in the kettle and you were about to poison me with a physic-science demonstrated kettle, where you'll have to cover up holes to give different drinks, but since you said there is no poison, I can rest and have a drink, my dude!"

    • @boRegah
      @boRegah 2 роки тому

      Just a little side note: Are there many people who get these weird sexual spam posts in the comments of there comments? I'm talking about the post of "B e r k o" . I feel like I'm followed by some bots.

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 2 роки тому +4398

    Me: "Thanks for inviting me over for tea!"
    Host: "No problem."
    Me: * Sips tea *
    Me: "That is a really cool teapot by the way."
    Host: "Thanks, it is an assassin's teapot."
    Me: * spits out drink *

    • @Bericula
      @Bericula 2 роки тому +193

      Hold on, If you sipped the tea, then talked that means u swallowed the drink.. BUT YOU SPAT OUT THE DRIN- I think im look too much into this

    • @Pixedex
      @Pixedex 2 роки тому +31

      @@Bericula he spitted the leftovers from it

    • @chuckporter9526
      @chuckporter9526 2 роки тому +106

      "Why doesn't anyone come over for tea anymore?"

    • @SINERGYV1
      @SINERGYV1 2 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣 you're already dead

    • @Bericula
      @Bericula 2 роки тому +9

      @@PixedexIf there was leftovers then he wouldn't be able to talk

  • @nobodyjustme7481
    @nobodyjustme7481 2 роки тому +1555

    *Enemy using assassin's teapot*
    Me: "Oh look up there, a flying donkey!"
    [Switching the cups]

    • @lightsalt8279
      @lightsalt8279 2 роки тому +121

      Enemy: "Look at the TV, CNN shows a survey that 100% Americans trust Biden!"
      [Switching back the cups]

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 2 роки тому +77

      @@lightsalt8279 "ok time to drink"
      **trips and liquid spills into enemy's cup**

    • @nothingtoseehere6071
      @nothingtoseehere6071 2 роки тому +58

      @@Stoopid420
      Enemy: aww man, you spilled your drink! You want to have mine?
      *gives cup to "me"*

    • @damao_716
      @damao_716 2 роки тому +44

      @@nothingtoseehere6071 enemy: c'mon man, drink it *smile and look at you*

    • @sleepyboio-
      @sleepyboio- 2 роки тому +34

      @@damao_716 me: No no no, drink my friend!

  • @shard69
    @shard69 Рік тому +2

    Imagine if you use it to kill someone and you accidentally give yourself the poisoned one.
    What an unfortunate death.

  • @savannahsteedley4266
    @savannahsteedley4266 2 роки тому +1776

    The asassins teapot sounds like a nice way to enjoy coffee in the morning. Just put coffee in one side and creamer in the other, and u got urself a nice beverage ^w^

  • @adhritgulati6794
    @adhritgulati6794 2 роки тому +685

    Other people: an empty glass
    Steve mould: the null drink
    I see he is a true optimist

  • @jimjjewett
    @jimjjewett 2 роки тому +400

    So there aren't really 3 drinks so much as 2, plus their mixture. In theory, by covering holes only partially, you could increase the percentage of cream or coffee (or make the green a yellowish green or a blueish green).
    And yes, I mostly wrote this because I wanted to "like" the video multiple times, but also adding a comment is as close as the algorithm allows.

    • @martinfisker7438
      @martinfisker7438 2 роки тому +17

      I certainly wouldn't drink the green drink if it was the poison scenario

    • @Suko120
      @Suko120 2 роки тому +22

      so you can poisen someone only a 2/3 or half or a little bit.

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 2 роки тому +1

      Whoa! It's almost like we watched the same video

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 2 роки тому +13

      THERE... ARE... 4... DRINKS!

    • @fingerdreck2328
      @fingerdreck2328 2 роки тому +3

      And you can poison somebody less than the other one!

  • @partycat10
    @partycat10 7 місяців тому

    I loved the Princess Bride joke sm
    I'm susceptible to panic attacks, so whenever I'm really out of it, I watch the Princess Bride, and the soundtrack is so calming

  • @quintessence_sailor
    @quintessence_sailor 2 роки тому +413

    Everyone’s talking about the science but I’m more interested in the history, and I can’t find anything. When was this created? Was it actually used by assassins? Or is it a modern party trick? Is it a modern party trick that’s also used by assassins?

    • @nana._.1995
      @nana._.1995 2 роки тому +73

      A few sources say that it's of Chinese origin, have no idea when it was created though

    • @the_tablemaster4971
      @the_tablemaster4971 2 роки тому +45

      I'm not sure, my family has been using one for years

    • @stansmith4599
      @stansmith4599 2 роки тому +41

      @@the_tablemaster4971 ask your family and give us a update

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 2 роки тому +27

      Sounds like a ancient Chinese secret

    • @fiji777
      @fiji777 2 роки тому +8

      @@the_tablemaster4971 dang thats cool

  • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
    @Thedarkbunnyrabbit 2 роки тому +157

    An important thing to note while watching that is why the chambers are on either side and not on top/bottom in the actual teapot. When he was pouring the blue drink, a little bit of the blue backed up into the yellow when he was done pouring it, and thus ended up in the yellow cup. That means that the top container could never hold the poisoned drink else you'd risk poisoning yourself if you ever had to pour the poisoned drink first. With a left-right division I don't think that'd happen.

    • @robertgallagher7734
      @robertgallagher7734 Рік тому +12

      Probably the left/right division makes it easier to fill too.

  • @ANRC
    @ANRC 2 роки тому +698

    It's no different from holding liquid in a straw by stopping the flow from one end.

    • @thatonezeldafan5275
      @thatonezeldafan5275 2 роки тому +25

      When I first did that I was so confused

    • @ANRC
      @ANRC 2 роки тому +11

      @@thatonezeldafan5275 same

    • @Fin4_Vermoegensaufbau
      @Fin4_Vermoegensaufbau 2 роки тому +2

      What brother?

    • @robf4605
      @robf4605 2 роки тому +7

      People make "computers" on the basis of vapor locks. This is actually a simple iteration although still cool.

    • @edma06
      @edma06 2 роки тому +1

      I was about to say that lmao, I always put my finger on the top of the straw to hold the liquid in

  • @BaldOldGermanDude
    @BaldOldGermanDude Рік тому +1

    Your acting on being the poisoned enemy is marvellous!

  • @FuncleChuck
    @FuncleChuck 2 роки тому +1111

    I used to see Steve and think to myself, “Verily, that man is the kind of man with whom I should surely enjoy sharing a beverage”
    But NO LONGER.

  • @robz6306
    @robz6306 2 роки тому +1362

    I feel like the years I've spent building up my resistance to iocane powder have been wasted

    • @linyuxuan924
      @linyuxuan924 2 роки тому +8

      XD

    • @liberatordude1988
      @liberatordude1988 2 роки тому +42

      You’ll be fine if you don’t get into a land war in Asia…

    • @linyuxuan924
      @linyuxuan924 2 роки тому +8

      @@liberatordude1988 ohh hohohohohoho
      we will give you a very WARM welcome

    • @bride4jesus0126
      @bride4jesus0126 2 роки тому +7

      Omg Im dying 🤣

    • @robz6306
      @robz6306 2 роки тому +17

      @@bride4jesus0126Dying?! Please tell me you didn't pour yourself a drink from my teapot. I mean it's not going to kill you but it was one part orange juice other part coffee. Def not going to taste good

  • @gladiumcaeli
    @gladiumcaeli 2 роки тому +808

    This teapot reminds me of when you put your finger on one end of a straw's hole, and whatever liquid there is in the straw doesn't flow out. So basically this teapot is like having two straws with liquid in them

    • @kinroga
      @kinroga 2 роки тому +18

      Pretty much

    • @nanajag
      @nanajag 2 роки тому +9

      Thats essentially a free body diagram of assasin's teapot in hydraulics.. 😄

    • @sakamata2588
      @sakamata2588 2 роки тому +2

      one with poison

    • @gabrielshen3299
      @gabrielshen3299 2 роки тому +10

      If this explanation was used the video would be over in like 3 seconds lol

  • @ChocoBerry_12
    @ChocoBerry_12 7 місяців тому +1

    Ik im late but everyone gangsta until you forget which cup you poured the poison in