On Cinema (S2, Ep. 208): 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' & 'Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor'

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  • @Skindoggiedog
    @Skindoggiedog 11 років тому +386

    Someone who I'd really love to see as a guest on the show would be Gregg Turkington.

    • @TheFirefox
      @TheFirefox Рік тому +26

      Ayaka was a great guest but time to inject some fresh blood into the show. Gregg is a perfect choice.

  • @Clutnuckle
    @Clutnuckle 11 років тому +825

    'yes, i... didn't understand at all.'
    an excellent critic, and a breath of fresh air after 17 episodes of gregg's elitist views.

  • @TimHeidecker
    @TimHeidecker 11 років тому +418

    interesting debate going on here. Just like real movies there can be debate on this issue of quality of guests. I think Ayaka did great as my guest! I'm sure I'll have Gregg back on as a guest soon as well. Would be interesting to see who you think would be the "dream guest"

    • @chronotriggerfan
      @chronotriggerfan 6 років тому +36

      Sam Hyde? :P

    • @annoyedlawstudent8782
      @annoyedlawstudent8782 5 років тому +19

      You never should have allowed Gregg back on the show... he has ruined your life...but, as they say, hindsight is 20/20

    • @mist3rmaniac
      @mist3rmaniac 4 роки тому

      Me!

    • @n16161
      @n16161 4 роки тому +4

      Will Ferrell.

    • @hghtrfnko8634
      @hghtrfnko8634 4 роки тому +10

      Someone funny like The Rock, Jack Black or Kevin Heart. If they are busy then anyone from the cast of Brooklyn 99, Chris Rock or Jim Carrey.

  • @TimHeidecker
    @TimHeidecker 11 років тому +232

    This is not Gregg Turkington. It's some imposter. I choose the guest. this has nothing to do with Gregg's availability.

  • @geikogecko
    @geikogecko 11 років тому +78

    I love how he glances over at her when he talks about Asian director Jon Chu

  • @squinkque
    @squinkque 11 років тому +219

    Jeebus, that Ayaka is not afraid to call 'em as she sees 'em. Average?!? A Tyler Perry movie no less. I look forward to her skewering more Hollywood icons in the future.

    • @potato4534
      @potato4534 2 роки тому +2

      THANK you for saying this!!!!

  • @thingx
    @thingx  11 років тому +119

    We feel confident that the new soda sound in the latest episode will quench your ears' soda-related desires. Thanks for your feedback/continued servitude.

    • @sepiaknight47
      @sepiaknight47 3 роки тому +11

      and we thank you for your service/continued feedback. thank you.

  • @n16161
    @n16161 2 роки тому +73

    That was legitimately a good interview with Jimmy McNichol

  • @BH-hx5ij
    @BH-hx5ij 8 років тому +474

    Ayaka loses all credibility as a film buff when she says she doesn't care for popcorn. I hope we don't see her again on this show, which is supposed to be about expertise.

    • @TrasherBiner
      @TrasherBiner 5 років тому +8

      Something Gregg has in ample abundance.

    • @Exodus26.13Pi
      @Exodus26.13Pi 3 роки тому +4

      He appears to be like a mentor to her while she is here in America. Don't be so quick to judge.

  • @AshThunor
    @AshThunor 9 років тому +230

    This is where it all began...

    • @SRNF
      @SRNF 7 років тому +27

      Or ended, if you are talking about Tim's first marriage.

    • @dark808bb8
      @dark808bb8 3 роки тому +3

      fun fact: ayaka was tims favorite wife

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 Рік тому

      @@dark808bb8classic tim treating women as objects

  • @eltonjohnson
    @eltonjohnson 11 років тому +84

    Ayaka really is a breath of fresh air for the show. I would love to see an episode of Gregg and Ayaka.

  • @bucketdecals8428
    @bucketdecals8428 2 роки тому +13

    It’s great to get Ayaka’s perspective. You can tell by the end she’s really feeling comfortable.

  • @theEarlofChip
    @theEarlofChip 11 років тому +61

    Gregg's segment was really good, Tim. He should be a bigger part of the show.

  • @saucedonkey88889
    @saucedonkey88889 9 років тому +27

    oh my gosh, you can hear the camera zooming in and out during BTC...classix

  • @lowshun
    @lowshun 9 років тому +173

    Maybe I'm alone here, but I would have loved to hear more about Ayaka and Tim making sushi. I think we are so use to viewing Tim as this film aficionado that we don't get to explore much of his other talents.

    • @InfiniteRhombus
      @InfiniteRhombus 9 років тому +26

      +Lowdown Loudon if you love tim so much why dont you just fucking get married to him already, jesus.

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 4 роки тому +11

      Tim definitely used Pissmans instead of wasabi

  • @Exodus26.13Pi
    @Exodus26.13Pi 3 роки тому +7

    He seems like a great mentor to this young lady.

  • @gloireman
    @gloireman 7 років тому +51

    The Jimmy McNichol segment is one of the most underrated in the On Cinema canon

    • @Wangholes
      @Wangholes 5 років тому +5

      lol have you seen his website?

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 4 роки тому +3

      @@Wangholes What's on there ?

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 3 роки тому +7

      @@jimreily7538 Jimmy McNichol.

  • @evilninja1337
    @evilninja1337 11 років тому +100

    Ayaka is a much more well-rounded guest than Gregg

  • @ololwtf
    @ololwtf 11 років тому +14

    Always great to see Jimmy McNichol

  • @Hemi2050
    @Hemi2050 11 років тому +12

    Four bags of popcorn "puh puh puh puh"

  • @Chron_Dawg78
    @Chron_Dawg78 7 років тому +37

    I give this episode three sushi rolls and five awkward silences

  • @OntologicalEmpiricsm
    @OntologicalEmpiricsm 11 років тому +27

    I have watched almost every movie you guys recommend and you haven't steered me wrong yet. Keep up the great reviews! Also Ayaka was a good guest but I feel like Gregg is more knowledgeable about the movies and has valuable insight in his movie reviews so try to have him on as a guest more often.The only ones I don't watch are the horror movies.

  • @davelivingplastic
    @davelivingplastic 2 роки тому +3

    The sound design is absolutely brilliant

  • @ZDWario
    @ZDWario 11 років тому +12

    I like how she says popcorn.

  • @zuck9090
    @zuck9090 9 років тому +50

    We all know they can't give every movie 5 bags of popcorn, but Ayaka really Rango'd this one with her low ratings, if Tim rated them as high as he did it must deserve at least 5 bags.

    • @TyphoidBryan
      @TyphoidBryan 9 років тому +12

      That was my assessment as well. However, I feel we need to give her a little slack. She was new to the show and format and they probably rate movies differently in Taiwan. Her insight may not be as strong as Gregg's, but she was a good stand-in for him while he was away.

    • @ookie4179
      @ookie4179 7 років тому +3

      Maxwell hanson one bag of popcorn, for this comment for not understanding the use of the word rango.

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 2 роки тому +4

    Im not a gregghead, but, the way he plays his role as "Gregg Turkington" is sublime. No one, and i mean no one, could do it better, or even come close

  • @jacobbaird5378
    @jacobbaird5378 10 років тому +38

    Am I the only one who thought Mr. McNichol was Glen Tennis at first glance?

  • @krakaow
    @krakaow 11 років тому +3

    Tim always gives the best insights and thoughtful quips because he is such a casual host. What a goof! 3 popcorn totes and a whole barrel of laughs. Love ya!

  • @vegan4theanimals
    @vegan4theanimals 8 років тому +46

    do you think Tim would watch a James Bond movie starring Tom Cruise or Bruce Willis?

    • @werewolfassassin655
      @werewolfassassin655 8 років тому +20

      Well when you have movies like Tom Cruise in them you can't lose, so in that situation I think he would watch it.

    • @ericwisel4015
      @ericwisel4015 5 років тому +1

      Definitely but he’d never tell Gregg in a million years

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 4 роки тому

      @@ericwisel4015 hey what about James Bond starring Dennis Quaid?

    • @ericwisel4015
      @ericwisel4015 4 роки тому

      @@altusshow7574 yes

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 3 роки тому

      Never Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis is Die Hard, it's always the same Die Hard

  • @dontknow3949
    @dontknow3949 2 роки тому +2

    this.... is almost 10 years old at this point omfg. I used to work at a movie theater, I worked there for like 3 years and was obsessed with On Cinema cause I'd always know what movies were coming out and stuff and watching this after work was always the best. fucking insanity almost 10 years have gone by since then.........

  • @rybleslie
    @rybleslie 11 років тому +7

    I think the soundtrack of this show is very underrated

  • @windyshrimp
    @windyshrimp 11 років тому +3

    Ayaka is very direct and honest about her opinion, which is a very unique quality for a film critic. I think we will be seeing more of her in possible future episodes.

  • @StevenArnoldi
    @StevenArnoldi 11 років тому +8

    I saw G.I. Joe: Retaliation yesterday and I've got to say, it's easily my front runner for film of the year, thanks for the excellent review Tim. I give it 6 popcorns and 4 boxes of junior mints.

  • @n16161
    @n16161 6 років тому +55

    Her voice triggers my ASMR

    • @nedz.4379
      @nedz.4379 4 роки тому +1

      I thought the exact Same thing I wish she had an asmr channel

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 роки тому +3

      sucks to your ASMR!

  • @RepeatedFails
    @RepeatedFails 3 роки тому +8

    She finally gets a chance to admit she had no idea what was going on at all in the movie because there were no subtitles
    And Tim just goes "oh boy"

  • @MountDoomPictures
    @MountDoomPictures 11 років тому +6

    Lookin' good Gregg!

  • @trugangsta4real
    @trugangsta4real 11 років тому +7

    Those MIDI files aren't sorted.

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 11 років тому +3

    They give a good review to everything just because they review only good movies. That's what a review show should be about -- reviewing good movies for you to see good in the theater.
    Also Tim is obviously just being extremely modest when he says it's a "satire" or whatever you want to call it, because I think we can all agree he's put together something special here.
    Kudos to Tim and Gregg.

  • @carbonivore
    @carbonivore 11 років тому +21

    and sometimes we don't agree on it hahahah

  • @hughrockwell6589
    @hughrockwell6589 11 років тому +5

    If I could pick any dream guest, dead or alive, I'm going with the late Richard Dunn. Since that's not possible, I'm going with John Mayer.

  • @TheCapedWriter
    @TheCapedWriter 7 років тому +3

    Popcorn and junior mints together sounds amazing!

  • @donluchitti
    @donluchitti 11 років тому +11

    something about the sounds of the awkward silence, the JApanese woman's words and the popping sound of the tub corn is so funny

  • @ColtyT33
    @ColtyT33 11 років тому +3

    Great episode as always, Tim! Maybe consider promoting Akaya as a regular co-host?

  • @garshtoshteles
    @garshtoshteles 2 роки тому +1

    God this one makes me actually in pain. Brilliant work.

  • @ericwisel4015
    @ericwisel4015 4 роки тому +1

    I haven’t had fun at the movies in a long long time, and I’m so glad Tim shares that same mentality. It’s time

  • @Zackathor
    @Zackathor 11 років тому +2

    What a wonderful co host, really has what it takes. I'd love to see Greg on the show again though.

  • @gloireman
    @gloireman 7 років тому +1

    My favourite bit is Gregg's question at 5:05

  • @Mongoose123451
    @Mongoose123451 11 років тому +2

    I also vote on the rating sounds being louder and longer. I want to hear popcorn popping and exploding for each bag. Doesn't matter if the sounds overlap.

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 11 років тому +2

    Huh. Well I can't say I'm wild about seeing that kind of stuff if that's what he also does, I just stumbled on this when looking for movie reviews of the new James Bond and loved what I saw. Informative like you said, simple and to the point -- 2 guys doing solid movie reviews. Great job guys, and 2 thumbs up to use another movie lingo slang review term!

  • @matthewreilly4311
    @matthewreilly4311 9 років тому +3

    i'm in love with ayaka

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 5 років тому

      Frog God I don’t want her to ever stop talking..

  • @randyleerandyleerandylee
    @randyleerandyleerandylee 9 років тому +61

    The Death of Tom Cruise Jr is clearly foreshadowed in this ep

    • @chrishull3731
      @chrishull3731 6 років тому +31

      Take a note from Gregg's Carrie review and keep the spoilers to a minimum

    • @burner1303
      @burner1303 5 років тому +2

      Spoilers

  • @thanksants
    @thanksants 11 років тому

    Explaining the joke always makes it funnier. Thanks for your tireless efforts.

  • @sammosaurusrex
    @sammosaurusrex 3 роки тому +2

    “Yeah, I didn’t understand at all”
    Now I see why Ayaka thought such a good movie was only a four bagger! I probably would drop a bag if I couldn’t understand anything either

  • @MichaelBallif
    @MichaelBallif 9 років тому +14

    Channon Statum.

  • @grantbitman1448
    @grantbitman1448 9 років тому +1

    Oh wow, all these years I've been confusing Peter MacNicol for Jimmy McNichol, the child actor and Kristie McNichol's brother. It's like a new world paradigm has realigned in my head. Thanks Gregg!

    • @bohemianbum9829
      @bohemianbum9829 8 років тому

      either way can't wait for his new single!

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 11 років тому +1

    #1 comment is "this is not a comedy show"
    Everybody but you knows this is a serious, informed and I think really useful show for finding out what your favorite movies are before they even become your favorites but you! I check every weekend, how about you?
    Have you even seen any of the films they put on here? I think you will find the ratings generally are pretty close to how good the movies are. They do a good job.

  • @Sydeeify
    @Sydeeify 11 років тому +1

    I really think Tim does a great job with these... he looks so confident! ;)

  • @enchantertim89
    @enchantertim89 11 років тому +14

    the look he gives to girl when he says the director's name "jon m. CHU"

  • @MrAppleby56
    @MrAppleby56 11 років тому +2

    Tim, please review Crystal Shyps.

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 11 років тому

    THANK YOU! Breath of fresh air here. I also liked Ayaka but Gregg really is the big asset to the show.
    dasheight has really been getting me down about this not being "real." The only thing that could probably make it better is if they could also go over what's hot on the net, entertainment news, sports ... just an all-around show for everything, just review it all, would be really fun and informative I think, especially if hosted live via podcast/web stream/UA-cam.

  • @tonyzuko90
    @tonyzuko90 11 років тому +6

    Tim was really sweet in this. Glad he didn't try to make her feel really uncomfortable!

  • @danszabo908
    @danszabo908 11 років тому

    oooo man thanks for clearing that up. we were all so confused

  • @Hefenstahg
    @Hefenstahg 11 років тому

    And welcome back on the latest one Gregg. HE'S THE BEST

  • @nycchislc
    @nycchislc Рік тому

    have they ever actually given a sneak peek of the latest films?

  • @jrh767
    @jrh767 11 років тому

    is it possible to download the full themetune somewhere? that would be so great

  • @cartiluvr666
    @cartiluvr666 11 років тому

    I suggest a sound effect for when the soda rating appears on the screen. The popcorn has a popping sound, and it would be more appealing and enjoyable for myself, and perhaps other views as well, to hear that sound of soda streaming into a cup when a cup of soda appears on the rating scale.

  • @ssky
    @ssky 11 років тому

    Ayaka has that ray of sunshine to her on a bright blue sunny day

  • @Dooality
    @Dooality 11 років тому

    This is one of the best.

  • @nusakara
    @nusakara 7 років тому +4

    Love how Ayaka says "good" whole the way at the end

  • @Grimm48
    @Grimm48 10 років тому +6

    Esteban Spielberg

  • @u2soadfan
    @u2soadfan 11 років тому +1

    My dream guests are David Hasslehof of Baywatch, Michael Cane (old man in Batman: Dark Knight), and Sharon Osborne from Munsters.

  • @TheAvatrolOfficial
    @TheAvatrolOfficial 11 років тому +1

    Where's Gregg?

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 3 роки тому +3

    Sorry to break the lore but like
    Character wise I like the idea that Tim is realizing like, on a conscious level, “oh man, Aw this show isn’t going great without Gregg maybe I really do need him around”
    But on a deeper level we as the viewer know that
    It isn’t Gregg
    He doesn’t need Gregg
    The show is a catastrophe from the ground up and it can’t end in anything but disaster
    It’s literally dramatic irony

  • @timengle4965
    @timengle4965 2 місяці тому

    Way to show her the American culture, Tim! No better place than a good old fashioned American cinema.

  • @XBOXMASTER123456
    @XBOXMASTER123456 11 років тому

    Anyone notice the chairs are backwards?

  • @angryDAnerd
    @angryDAnerd 11 років тому

    What happened to George Turkingson?

  • @bodies2magenta
    @bodies2magenta 4 роки тому

    Cinema's birth of becoming a Saga has specific moments, and these are but just a few.

  • @dylanlewis4949
    @dylanlewis4949 3 роки тому

    we didn't get a "hey guys!" from Gregg :(

  • @treehousewizkid
    @treehousewizkid 11 років тому +1

    Maybe they could have Gregg as co-host while continuing to have guests on the show. Just a thought.

  • @matthughes43
    @matthughes43 11 років тому

    T.J. Miller would be a good guest for the Behind The Curtains segment. He didn't talk nearly long enough about his role in Yogi Bear at the MoMA panel discussion last month.

  • @dedpxl
    @dedpxl 11 років тому +23

    lol is she in character? I wonder how many people Tim & Greg interact with without them knowing they're in character.

    • @BenjaminNixon
      @BenjaminNixon 10 років тому +44

      She is an art director for Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories.

    • @AshThunor
      @AshThunor 9 років тому +10

      BenjaminNixon Ah so she is. Nice call.

  • @arenard765
    @arenard765 4 роки тому

    What is there to understand in a G.I Joe movie though?

  • @philipfrank6444
    @philipfrank6444 11 років тому

    good to see Jimmy McNichols

  • @bennip192
    @bennip192 11 років тому

    whats that ticking sound?

  • @jackredell4480
    @jackredell4480 Рік тому

    Jimmy McNichol describing the same movie popcorn and junior mint combo as Adam Devine was a total wapap

  • @JustSwivel2
    @JustSwivel2 Рік тому +1

    The Singularity is Here - smaller disks!

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge 3 роки тому +1

    right at the end there, "wheres gregg?"
    Thats gotta hurt Tim, shown who's really in charge around here. Think Tim better lay down the law on gregg, he's getting a bit big for his boots

  • @OtaconNachos
    @OtaconNachos 11 років тому

    Gregg's new haircut is cool

  • @jeremiahblum7833
    @jeremiahblum7833 5 років тому +3

    Yes, I didn't understand at all. Omg lol

  • @TolkienStudy
    @TolkienStudy 11 років тому

    That was amazing!!!!!

  • @squidincsquid
    @squidincsquid Рік тому

    3:12 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙

  • @disliked1390
    @disliked1390 Рік тому

    Really when the series officially starts with all the storylines. I feel like the episodes beforew didn't really have anything tying them togetheer

  • @thadkew
    @thadkew 11 років тому

    You know what would make this show even better? A guest like Gregg Turkington.

  • @robthewiz
    @robthewiz 11 років тому

    hahahahaha please dont ever stop making these

  • @gerritvanvoorst137
    @gerritvanvoorst137 6 років тому +2

    "oh, boy."

  • @dasheight
    @dasheight 11 років тому

    Dude - you misunderstood me. I was explaining to someone else that the show is intended as satire, DaDa humor, dry humor - meaning that it's not meant to be an actual film review show - it mocks the entire concept of film review shows. I think you thought I was saying it was bad? I love it. I was just explaining to someone that it's not meant to be taken as an actual review show. Understand?

  • @macewenwm
    @macewenwm 11 років тому

    WHERE IS TURKINGTON?

  • @drpavel_
    @drpavel_ Рік тому

    "Directed by John M Chu"
    **glances at her**

  • @powerpc127
    @powerpc127 2 роки тому

    4:21 "Over time they're going to eventually phase out to even smaller discs..."
    The future: What's a disk? Is that a cryptocurrency I use to pay for Hulu?

  • @dasheight
    @dasheight 11 років тому +1

    Dude - I said I LOVED it. Didn't you even read my comment? And Heidecker HIMSELF has said the entire show is a satire on review shows. Do you even KNOW who he is? What his humor is like? Have you even noticed the awkward pauses and moments? Have you ever SEEN Tim and Eric Awesome show? It's MAKING FUN of review shows, man. He's been interviewed about it HIMSELF and said what the show is, numerous times and talked about it onstage. Are you disagreeing with HIM? Are you kidding me? It's a GAG.