I Found the Ultimate Alpha Male

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @Shiestey
    @Shiestey 3 місяці тому +10594

    I love how half of them are 6’ body builders and then you get the Asian guy that obviously took his chance to be in a Charlie video

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 3 місяці тому +1065

      Unironic alpha energy lmao

    • @Mr.JimPickens
      @Mr.JimPickens 3 місяці тому +712

      It takes a shit ton of courage to even show up there. And he was asserting dominance

    • @n80whatever
      @n80whatever 3 місяці тому +204

      i watched the full thing and he COOKED some of the other guys

    • @linkshunter608
      @linkshunter608 3 місяці тому +243

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO alright drake we know this is your secret account give it up buddy

    • @_davidboxing
      @_davidboxing 3 місяці тому +51

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOmohammad is that you?

  • @dreasdwolfox3435
    @dreasdwolfox3435 3 місяці тому +4152

    "Alphas sourced from the Tampa area" couldn't possibly go wrong lol

    • @Mrjakokos
      @Mrjakokos 3 місяці тому

      Organically Grown alpha males

    • @damintten
      @damintten 3 місяці тому +24

      Thought the same thing. I was amazed that half the male pop didn't turn up.

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

    • @T.C.M.Y.T
      @T.C.M.Y.T 3 місяці тому +6

      Imagine if it were the Jacksonville area💀

    • @andrewyoonhobai8453
      @andrewyoonhobai8453 3 місяці тому +4

      FLORIDA MAN IS BACK BACK AGAIN TELL A FRIEND

  • @ttvdynsm55
    @ttvdynsm55 3 місяці тому +891

    “You’re not the shit I’m the fucking poop”🗣️🗣️

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon 3 місяці тому +2058

    Turns out, the true alpha male was the friends we made along the way

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 3 місяці тому +30

      this comment section is cooked

    • @ProbablyBacon
      @ProbablyBacon 3 місяці тому +14

      @@Frille512 youtube wont do shit about it

    • @凸凹出凹凸
      @凸凹出凹凸 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ProbablyBaconbut its good for business

    • @MyExScars
      @MyExScars 3 місяці тому +5

      Wtf are you talking about

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

  • @JacobCunningham-ml7gg
    @JacobCunningham-ml7gg 3 місяці тому +3101

    -Some guy saying random facts
    -Bots spamming the Hard R
    - People saying that they have better content.
    Yep seems about right

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 3 місяці тому +116

      Crazy how when you see replies on Charlie's channel you immediately think it's a bunch of bots.

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 3 місяці тому +104

      ​@adagiostan1938 its wild that i never see bots like this on any other channel, even ones with bigger followings

    • @miku5962
      @miku5962 3 місяці тому +11

      @@mementomori771 charlie just really cares about his viewers and bans the bots unlike others

    • @satch5471
      @satch5471 3 місяці тому +107

      ​@@miku5962except he doesnt, the amount of bots and the sheet they say on his and many other channels is almost episode worthy.
      Ive reported the same bots so many times and they just keep appearing.
      But when i say a naughty word my comments dissapear. Make it make sense.

    • @WhittaII
      @WhittaII 3 місяці тому

      @@satch5471 If you've ever played an online game like runescape you'd understand that bots are unstoppable
      There are bots creating bots constantly, even if they get banned another 10 replace it instantly.

  • @What.99
    @What.99 3 місяці тому +908

    That blazer was the true Alpha male.
    Not the guy wearing it, but the actual blazer itself.

    • @CaulkMongler
      @CaulkMongler 3 місяці тому +10

      😭 I could see that in an Eric Andre type skit

    • @applejuice9468
      @applejuice9468 3 місяці тому +6

      It fits like shit

    • @miguel111093
      @miguel111093 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @cheezuschrist
      @cheezuschrist 2 місяці тому +1

      The blazer was wearing the guy actually

  • @dereckyeah6036
    @dereckyeah6036 3 місяці тому +2485

    bro in the blue was literally pheromonemaxxing.

    • @Flex1300.v1
      @Flex1300.v1 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@catzlol655 you are not exposed

    • @Flex1300.v1
      @Flex1300.v1 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@KungFuPandaYFGA
      Everyone asked,stay mad!

    • @youmu8331
      @youmu8331 3 місяці тому +48

      Out of the eleven replies, mine included, seven are bots. Sheesh YT, step up your anti-bot game.

    • @MochiFowl_4412
      @MochiFowl_4412 3 місяці тому +18

      Wtf are these replies-

    • @jesusiskingofkings4428
      @jesusiskingofkings4428 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOi genuinely hope you lose function in your hands

  • @tateporter7134
    @tateporter7134 3 місяці тому +513

    I am the poopoo fuckin killed me, also I feel like grey tank top guy has no idea he's being pranked

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 3 місяці тому +13

      and the "this guy probably knows the poop store joke by heart" comment was the cherry on top, charlie himself thought so too since he was in absolute hysterics over it

    • @Kangjatt21
      @Kangjatt21 3 місяці тому +35

      Watch the first 5 minutes of the actual video. Gray tank top guy is their friend and he was told to agitate and constantly challenge everyone else lol

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

    • @jefftraboulsy8631
      @jefftraboulsy8631 3 місяці тому

      It would've been good if he delivered it better. His SEVERE autism kinda just made me cringe whenever he opened his mouth.

    • @mao7
      @mao7 3 місяці тому +7

      Spoiler: he's a plant

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 3 місяці тому +2371

    The fact some of them struggled to list 5 women really shows a lot of character.

    • @VD1461
      @VD1461 3 місяці тому +78

      guy bought an account for this

    • @Marianoisepicfr
      @Marianoisepicfr 3 місяці тому +12

      You couldint even have watched the whole video

    • @twobraincellsbl1582
      @twobraincellsbl1582 3 місяці тому +75

      U can’t lie it’s hard to name five women don’t pretend like it’s an easy task

    • @TheJigsawKiller
      @TheJigsawKiller 3 місяці тому +60

      Yeah, also jesus these bots are getting really weird.

    • @waferae
      @waferae 3 місяці тому +52

      @@twobraincellsbl1582 you cant name five people of the same gender? 💀💀

  • @peterwilliams6361
    @peterwilliams6361 2 місяці тому +413

    A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient

    • @TrentReeves-c2k
      @TrentReeves-c2k 2 місяці тому +1

      There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things

    • @peterwilliams6361
      @peterwilliams6361 2 місяці тому

      Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..

    • @TrentReeves-c2k
      @TrentReeves-c2k 2 місяці тому

      This is helpful, I will look her up online right now...Thanks.

    • @peterwilliams6361
      @peterwilliams6361 2 місяці тому

      You wont regret it

  • @InuSocials
    @InuSocials 3 місяці тому +169

    Apparently there are six types of males, according to twitter, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Gamma and Sigma. And at this point it sounds more like the Yaoi trope of omegaverse than any type of self improvement astrology for dudes😂

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 3 місяці тому +13

      Yeah because that's where it originated lmao

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 3 місяці тому +15

      I ship alpha male x beta male.

    • @john111b
      @john111b 3 місяці тому +3

      Everyone needs a label to feel special, like the LGBTQIA’s, we’re gonna need one for heterosexual people now

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 3 місяці тому +6

      @@john111b i mean, at least for the gays, they're actually something different. Special? Probably not, but at least a gay person, a trans person, and an ace person aren't just common, cool, and cool but quiet or whatever

    • @InuSocials
      @InuSocials 3 місяці тому +3

      @@john111b even as a Gay person, I do feel like there’s a overemphasis on labels sometimes. Don’t get me wrong it’s great to be able to recognize other things you have in common with people, especially when in some places being gay or any sort of form of different is really hard.
      But to a point it just feels like people want to continually divide themselves into neat little boxes but that’s just not how being a human person works lol

  • @rustyshackleford9017
    @rustyshackleford9017 3 місяці тому +176

    you rented another persons AirB&B. thats not alpha. an alpha would send rabid wolves into the house and forcefully take it over. tight tank top required.

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 3 місяці тому +3

      How come UA-cam lets these bots run rampant but they delete MY comments??

    • @goofywithacheck
      @goofywithacheck 3 місяці тому +3

      What your comment has described was traits of a sigma. Not an Alpha. Don't disrespect me again.. if you don't wanna get hurt..

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 3 місяці тому +1

      @@goofywithacheck arguing about the difference is beta behavior.

    • @shanchan8247
      @shanchan8247 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@the_inquisitive_inquisitorBecause the bots are ran by youtube. Why would they stop them?

    • @Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth
      @Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth 3 місяці тому +1

      Fr

  • @domenicfolget9058
    @domenicfolget9058 3 місяці тому +230

    The way Matt just said "Are WE being pranked?!" at 8:26 and noone picked up on it was way too funny

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

    • @chookity9793
      @chookity9793 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I saw you a month doing spamming shit. Do you think you could brainwash people with 3.16 minute clips? You said you have the best content, but for all 10months, you can provide 1 clip. SHOULD YOU DO MORE A LIL COMMITMENT? your skill are suck.

    • @sparklee5044
      @sparklee5044 3 місяці тому +1

      I dont get it

  • @J6_Kicks
    @J6_Kicks 3 місяці тому +297

    You know it’s gotta be a “Florida Man” 🤣🤣 Appreciate the opportunity, had a blast! 🙏🏼

    • @Suarez05
      @Suarez05 3 місяці тому +11

      Congrats Again, BTW Ignore These Lame Bots. They ALWAYS show up.

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

    • @WhoopityScoop726
      @WhoopityScoop726 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOUA-cam is CONSTANTLY censoring me and deleting my comments but here’s this garbage still up a day later…..

  • @Malenia_BladeOfMiquella
    @Malenia_BladeOfMiquella 3 місяці тому +1789

    "Name 5 women"
    "..Uh, Rias Gremory, Albedo, Makima,Kugisaki Nobara and Faye Valentine"
    "Who the -- are those??"
    "My Waifuus."
    "Whttasigma"

  • @FrolicFink
    @FrolicFink 3 місяці тому +146

    As a woman, I was immediately swooned over Nathan before I saw his face. His aura was so incredibly strong that I couldn’t help but watch intensely as he came on the screen.

    • @AxeMan04x
      @AxeMan04x 3 місяці тому +67

      When he came on the screen, I came on the screen.

    • @FrolicFink
      @FrolicFink 3 місяці тому +20

      @@AxeMan04x LMAO thats what I was thinking of while writing this

    • @zhouyi1933
      @zhouyi1933 3 місяці тому

      Ayoooooo ​@@AxeMan04x

    • @Ksizjsjisdjxjz
      @Ksizjsjisdjxjz 2 місяці тому

      @@AxeMan04xthank you

    • @RETROACTIVEGAMES
      @RETROACTIVEGAMES Місяць тому

      ​@@AxeMan04x Hardest I laughed in a longgg time bruh😭😭 I was thinking that exactly and clicked see more and saw your comment 😂

  • @adrianfsward
    @adrianfsward 3 місяці тому +116

    "You're not the sh*t. I'm the f*king poop" 🤣

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 3 місяці тому +93

    The "poo poo" guy is obviously a High ranking Commander in the Bowel Movement.

  • @MelloriNoMori
    @MelloriNoMori 3 місяці тому +73

    I would totally pay for a series on this, going major city to major city finding the "most alpha male" of the US, boiling down to a season finale of "who is the most alpha of them all?" It would be entertainment for all four mediums.

  • @Flex1300.v1
    @Flex1300.v1 3 місяці тому +189

    10:16 "I'm the f-king poop,the big poop!That's all it is at the end of the day" made me very laugh

    • @Flex1300.v1
      @Flex1300.v1 3 місяці тому +3

      Everyone might care,UTTP and YFGA are very awful!Catzlol655 might be cry becuz we dislike your video lol,weak advise!
      NO BOT ALLOWED!

    • @Flex1300.v1
      @Flex1300.v1 3 місяці тому

      ​@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO Ok,UTTP break the law lol!
      I said BOT NOT ALLOWED LOL

    • @big.gib.4L
      @big.gib.4L 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@Flex1300.v1 bro... the bot is not going to respond to you, it's literally a robot who's entire purpose is to post offensive comments wherever it can regardless of what's being said

    • @Toxiccc805
      @Toxiccc805 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWORonnie mcnutt yourself

    • @DaLawnMower
      @DaLawnMower 3 місяці тому

      @@big.gib.4L The uttp bots do and it's funny sometimes lhh. But it's truly sad that youtube actually protects these mfs.

  • @zephyr7342
    @zephyr7342 3 місяці тому +135

    I love how they're all so nice to each other like with the apple bit

    • @InvalidPersistentName
      @InvalidPersistentName 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah, I found that heart warming too

    • @bloodfalcon5611
      @bloodfalcon5611 2 місяці тому +3

      Charlie also said that Sneako was nice in person, so I guess they just act up when they’re online.

    • @NawNawImGud
      @NawNawImGud 2 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@bloodfalcon5611Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure Sneako grew up a lot, he’s still not the greatest person but eh

    • @Levinathanz
      @Levinathanz Місяць тому +2

      ​@@NawNawImGudthis aged well

    • @bunhee231
      @bunhee231 Місяць тому

      @@NawNawImGudlmfao

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 3 місяці тому +217

    You would think someone who goes on one of these alpha male shows acctually has confidence

    • @jawey843
      @jawey843 3 місяці тому

      People that think of themselves as “alpha males” are really just insecure af. Really sad tbh

    • @magicarp9437
      @magicarp9437 3 місяці тому

      The term "alpha male" is usually used by insecure men to make themselves feel special tho

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

    • @lifadysi9418
      @lifadysi9418 3 місяці тому +6

      For a situation like this, I've seen people say things to the effect of, "an actual alpha male wouldn't even be here as he wouldn't have anything to prove".

    • @mymop4422
      @mymop4422 3 місяці тому +12

      what made you think they werent confident? some were more humble than others but nobody seemed insecure. in the end, it looked like everyone there knew it was a joke video anyway (obviously) and just tried to have a good time.

  • @alexandrospartridge
    @alexandrospartridge 3 місяці тому +172

    “Local Tampa area”, at least he’s got a valid pool of people he’s pulling from

  • @louisbrill891
    @louisbrill891 3 місяці тому +43

    Punching the apple was definitely the most alpha thing possible

  • @KiraYBA
    @KiraYBA 3 місяці тому +359

    If this guy is the definition of Alpha Male, we are doomed.

    • @Sticky6Ft
      @Sticky6Ft 3 місяці тому +9

      Holy shit this comment got bot bombed in the worst of ways

    • @shanchan8247
      @shanchan8247 3 місяці тому

      Well, Alpha men prefer to be around other alphas, struggle to name women, prefer a butt to boobs.....what does that tell you about them? 👀

    • @bigbosses4686
      @bigbosses4686 3 місяці тому +4

      I feel so sorry for you, my friend. Your comment got bot bombed

    • @steffenbendel6031
      @steffenbendel6031 3 місяці тому

      Only, if after the beta phase he gets released into the wild.

    • @MinutemenGeneral9974
      @MinutemenGeneral9974 3 місяці тому

      I AM THE ALPHA GOD!!%$ OF PORTA POTTY PORN

  • @BLOATEDNGOATED
    @BLOATEDNGOATED 3 місяці тому +33

    Dude with the poop joke could make a whole career off of that

  • @nexus_keeper
    @nexus_keeper 3 місяці тому +23

    Nathan HAD to be there as a joke😭

    • @SilverSurfer17
      @SilverSurfer17 3 місяці тому +3

      Idk but the grey tank top tatted dude was a plant 🤣

  • @BillyBreezeArt
    @BillyBreezeArt 3 місяці тому +17

    crazy thing is the little Asian had more rizz than all the meat heads combined.

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 3 місяці тому +19

    Moist being a fan of honkers earned an instant like on this video, we're a dying breed and we need to start spreading the word of marvelous milkers

    • @LocksVid
      @LocksVid 3 місяці тому +3

      You're a true one

  • @ianinth
    @ianinth 3 місяці тому +62

    You clearly haven’t ran into me yet

  • @Msg-man
    @Msg-man 3 місяці тому +48

    White shirt Charlie is back

    • @Msg-man
      @Msg-man 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO ok

    • @Msg-man
      @Msg-man 3 місяці тому +2

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO L ragebait

  • @HouseTre007
    @HouseTre007 3 місяці тому +17

    Guy with the blue blazer is the leader.

  • @monn-tan
    @monn-tan 3 місяці тому +33

    10:17 HE SAID THAT WITH CONFIDENCE

    • @TheNathanGalang
      @TheNathanGalang 3 місяці тому +4

      i did!

    • @monn-tan
      @monn-tan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TheNathanGalangno way. LMAO SUP DUDE! Congrats in being in the video 🎉 proud of you

    • @TheNathanGalang
      @TheNathanGalang 3 місяці тому +2

      @@monn-tan Thank you brother I appreciate you :D

  • @ImMonsterLOL
    @ImMonsterLOL 3 місяці тому +25

    the guy in the blue blazer OWNS the sigma award.

  • @TheCaptainsolis
    @TheCaptainsolis 3 місяці тому +20

    Nathan triggered my Philippine pride. We got that poopoo inside all of us.

    • @mao7
      @mao7 3 місяці тому +2

      Bro he couldn't even say his own last name right

  • @BrownEyedPrincess1
    @BrownEyedPrincess1 3 місяці тому +64

    The substitute teacher was such a character omg. The dragonfruit negging was peak alpha

  • @dexterrity
    @dexterrity 3 місяці тому +12

    "I'm the poopoo" is a perfect example of comedic genius: the set up has us expecting "I'm the shit" yet the twist in expectations and confidence in delivery is the epitome of pure comedy. This man knows that the hearts of women who laughs at his jokes will always belong to him. Pure ALPHA.

  • @Bighomiehobbs
    @Bighomiehobbs 3 місяці тому +27

    florida men = alpha men

    • @CW0LK
      @CW0LK 3 місяці тому +1

      On God

  • @CharlotteWinslow
    @CharlotteWinslow 3 місяці тому +79

    Mhm, exactly. They sure don't want to be publicly interviewed when it comes down to it. :) Only when it's under their 'control' lol... Their actions don't match their words -- classic. Based, b00b guy lol
    IMO Nathan outed himself as a scat guy with that strange pick up line, but i may be wrong. 🙄

    • @GoatSpikeStuff
      @GoatSpikeStuff 3 місяці тому +1

      Wsp

    • @bowtee_onyxgear7732
      @bowtee_onyxgear7732 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO okay Drake

    • @BMARSH
      @BMARSH 3 місяці тому

      I’m so I’m super tired. But I wanted to say I love you SO much and I’m so excited for the weekend with you. You’re you, booting!! 😔😔

  • @ArJayDM
    @ArJayDM 3 місяці тому +31

    4:31 bros having PTSD flashbacks to struggling in 1st grade

  • @ThattSwaggUnltd
    @ThattSwaggUnltd 3 місяці тому +10

    I’ve always found it weird that grown men refer to themselves in wolf pack tiers. They all must be on the spectrum

    • @foxxygranpa87
      @foxxygranpa87 3 місяці тому +1

      I've always found it weird how grown men use a term that even the scientist who came up with it admitted he was wrong about the entire theory.

  • @Any-Brilliant6935
    @Any-Brilliant6935 3 місяці тому +76

    The ultimate alpha male is Charlie, point blank

  • @kosenkov6234
    @kosenkov6234 3 місяці тому +18

    i could feel the cursed energy the guy in the blue was emitting

  • @0iqBita117
    @0iqBita117 3 місяці тому +15

    THE SUIT GUY IS THE BEST

  • @guffthebir72
    @guffthebir72 3 місяці тому +9

    10:28 pov: martin luthor king if he was born in the 2000s

  • @Eierkrauler420_
    @Eierkrauler420_ 3 місяці тому +13

    6:08 Doggo spotted

  • @1Grainer1
    @1Grainer1 3 місяці тому +13

    Charlie: can we get Alpha Males?
    Rest of the production team: No, we have Alpha Males at home
    Alpha Males at home:

    • @SpawN-yw7sv
      @SpawN-yw7sv 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Trolololllll
      @Trolololllll 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SpawN-yw7svOMG ITS YOU!

    • @Trolololllll
      @Trolololllll 3 місяці тому +1

      @@SpawN-yw7svone of the best in the video fr

  • @swisschaletsauce
    @swisschaletsauce 3 місяці тому +9

    poopoo dude looks like a street magician

  • @smirky-shrugs
    @smirky-shrugs 3 місяці тому +6

    3:30 I love the observation that it was considerably alpha that he was just thinking of other men's wives.

  • @alexvisser5913
    @alexvisser5913 3 місяці тому +11

    Someone across the world is watching this in the same time just like me

  • @ericmoberg7679
    @ericmoberg7679 3 місяці тому +8

    Ah, a sigma. Almost as rare as the great white buffalo.

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre 3 місяці тому +5

    “i’m the poo poo” would probably work on me for the sole reason if it being funny as fuck 💀

  • @YeetingTheChild
    @YeetingTheChild 3 місяці тому +23

    Fun Fact. All it took for Charlie to find the ultimate Alpha Male was a mirror.

  • @oregonvulture
    @oregonvulture 3 місяці тому +11

    This Nathan guy has me dying over here 🤣🤣🤣

  • @syntaxterror9479
    @syntaxterror9479 3 місяці тому +3

    "Alpha" is just the male version of a "pick me."

  • @Aashka_The_Mystic
    @Aashka_The_Mystic 3 місяці тому +5

    If I was stranded on a desert island with the guy in the blue jacket and he said that poop line to me, I'd tell him to start swimming!

  • @mountainman9751
    @mountainman9751 3 місяці тому +51

    loved the part of the video when you found out you were 74% vanilla and and 40% predator

    • @mountainman9751
      @mountainman9751 3 місяці тому +2

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO what

    • @vohbe
      @vohbe 3 місяці тому +1

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOwhat

    • @mountainman9751
      @mountainman9751 3 місяці тому

      @@Dont_Read_My_Picture ok no problem

    • @mountainman9751
      @mountainman9751 3 місяці тому

      @@HerzogVonAUTTP-of4tp are you also not a reply bot ?

  • @tylerarnold1689
    @tylerarnold1689 3 місяці тому +44

    i am the sigma

    • @lisakarson3279
      @lisakarson3279 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOare you a real person?

    • @Msg-man
      @Msg-man 3 місяці тому +3

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWOblud what

    • @theorganizer27
      @theorganizer27 3 місяці тому

      @@lisakarson3279no he’s not
      Don’t reply to troll or bots. Just report them

    • @upkote
      @upkote 3 місяці тому +3

      ⁠@UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWObrother it’s not too late to start getting your life together much love praying for u ❤

    • @firesoulkhalil3639
      @firesoulkhalil3639 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lisakarson3279it’s a rogue ai

  • @taniaroman5857
    @taniaroman5857 3 місяці тому +7

    In order to dream big, you gotta shit big

  • @markofcain2324
    @markofcain2324 3 місяці тому +5

    3:09 - that guy is obviously trolling you.

  • @brose-bg3ks
    @brose-bg3ks 3 місяці тому +2

    I met a man once, I introduced myself.
    He then said “Nice to meet you. I’m the poo poo ca ca around here.”
    That man is my now-husband and I’m 8 months pregnant with his child.

  • @Bigalow_Gaming
    @Bigalow_Gaming 3 місяці тому +4

    9:44 no fucking way😂😂 somebody pack his ass up. 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @SoxyGamer
    @SoxyGamer 3 місяці тому +8

    HAAAAA i had a vision - THAT was soooo good - best pick up line lol

  • @warmarmot1
    @warmarmot1 3 місяці тому +3

    I think the one in a blue suit coat was a girl in disguise.

  • @IISourAyyII
    @IISourAyyII 2 місяці тому +3

    Tank Top guy seemed like the only true alpha

  • @crow4936
    @crow4936 3 місяці тому +1

    Soon as dude said big mike in a list of women we found the beta .....😂😂😂

  • @kellenlean2076
    @kellenlean2076 3 місяці тому +7

    Charlie is like the villain in a movie that’s a little too nice to be a villain but needs to recruit some bad guys to help with something and this is the result💀

  • @timstram
    @timstram 3 місяці тому +2

    4:55 my hips don't lie either but it's because they're non verbal autistic

  • @dylanmahoney4889
    @dylanmahoney4889 3 місяці тому +4

    Bro said Angela Davis!!! Alpha 😂

    • @TheNathanGalang
      @TheNathanGalang 3 місяці тому +1

      Her name came really fast when I was thinking of woman for some reason LOL
      glad you like the answer!

    • @dylanmahoney4889
      @dylanmahoney4889 3 місяці тому +1

  • @urgonnabeok
    @urgonnabeok 3 місяці тому +5

    i’m the poopoo would work on me i fear

  • @MixdFeeling
    @MixdFeeling 3 місяці тому +3

    How do you put in casting calls for these things? Where would someone go to be casted for these types of things

  • @nandans2506
    @nandans2506 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro the blazer guy cooked ate and poopooed

  • @Mr2perc
    @Mr2perc 3 місяці тому +6

    I’m laughing from the short guy

  • @rilly1489
    @rilly1489 3 місяці тому +1

    Just get them all from Ybor and see what happens.

  • @usmaanilyas8639
    @usmaanilyas8639 3 місяці тому +8

    6:48 Charlie clearly hasn't seen Prison School

  • @justbereal388
    @justbereal388 3 місяці тому +1

    guy in the blue jacket is such a simp…he’s exactly opposite to what is this show about😂🤣

  • @RaffyDGoat
    @RaffyDGoat 3 місяці тому +19

    Charlie‘s Aura is insane

  • @LASERPRIMEE
    @LASERPRIMEE 3 місяці тому +2

    I just used the toilet pickup line on my girlfriend
    she loved it.

  • @SafouaneAYADI
    @SafouaneAYADI 3 місяці тому +5

    Finally we Found the Real Alpha Male

  • @bradydavis5791
    @bradydavis5791 3 місяці тому +2

    My dude, Will is lost. Hope he finds where he's going because that sigma mindset is going to keep him down bad. 🤷

  • @fish.e
    @fish.e 3 місяці тому +9

    The shortest dude here is the most intimidating

    • @onepunchman4444
      @onepunchman4444 3 місяці тому +1

      😂 that's literally never the case

    • @fish.e
      @fish.e 3 місяці тому

      @@onepunchman4444 I was talking about Charlie you infidel

    • @fish.e
      @fish.e 3 місяці тому

      @@onepunchman4444 Charlie is the most intimidating

  • @shutoutfrfr
    @shutoutfrfr 3 місяці тому +2

    I clicked on this video fully expecting it to be about me. Charlie kinda sold

  • @CebolaGeek
    @CebolaGeek 3 місяці тому +4

    the face you guys did holding the laugh when he said "it's in me" at 1:51 hahahahahahaha

  • @wamblyuni
    @wamblyuni 3 місяці тому +1

    “I had a dream that I had a long poop, I pooped when I woke up. And it was a long ass poop💯.👉🏻🧐VISION”

  • @jessemach5817
    @jessemach5817 3 місяці тому +6

    The true alpha male is the friends we made along the way

  • @Enryu_uyrnE
    @Enryu_uyrnE 3 місяці тому +1

    I don’t seem to be in the video, so you couldn’t have 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @gagedeskeere9546
    @gagedeskeere9546 3 місяці тому +4

    I saw the title of this and immediately turned my volume down

  • @swervig5422
    @swervig5422 3 місяці тому +2

    I’ve always been a honker man myself despite my lineage

  • @alex-en8ck
    @alex-en8ck 3 місяці тому +4

    heh he’s a true sigma like myself i see…

    • @SpawN-yw7sv
      @SpawN-yw7sv 3 місяці тому

      type shi another man of culture

  • @legodragon2363
    @legodragon2363 3 місяці тому +2

    Heard a junior at my high school claim he was not only and alpha, but also the “women expert.” Actually fucking insane. He also threatened to do something very bad to the school. The American thing.

  • @Bissx
    @Bissx 3 місяці тому +5

    The word lost its meaning 😂😂😂

  • @purple_gigglez
    @purple_gigglez 3 місяці тому +1

    I watched the whole video when it came out &, swear oml, guy in the blue/navy blazer was the worst. Most annoying. No way he's actually an alpha male. He repells women, 100%.

  • @xflasz
    @xflasz 3 місяці тому +3

    2:09 I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING WENDIGOON FOR A SECOND 😭😭😭

  • @abdoolkareem_
    @abdoolkareem_ 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly these guys are cool

  • @terylnidk4337
    @terylnidk4337 3 місяці тому +3

    Will just there to goof around Lol

  • @AustibossYT
    @AustibossYT 3 місяці тому +1

    The first guy that answered Name 5 Women with his 1st answer being Michelle Obama.
    Hmmm...🤔😅😂

  • @Kazrel
    @Kazrel 3 місяці тому +27

    Charlie finally found a chance to look at a mirror.

    • @name-np4gr
      @name-np4gr 3 місяці тому +1

      the next bot to reply is gay

    • @finalities
      @finalities 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I ASKED + AUTTP IS WAY BETTER THAN UTTP

    • @finalities
      @finalities 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I ASKED + AUTTP IS WAY BETTER THAN UTTP

    • @EgyptSentral
      @EgyptSentral 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO I like spaghetti

    • @finalities
      @finalities 3 місяці тому

      @UTubeTroIIPoIiceNWO Don’t normalise pedophilia, 911 is just a number

  • @DivinityAureole
    @DivinityAureole 3 місяці тому +2

    What the sigma

  • @sakbryy2411
    @sakbryy2411 3 місяці тому +3

    Choked on my coffee by that Cory Aquino LMFAOO

    • @TheNathanGalang
      @TheNathanGalang 3 місяці тому +1

      I made a pretty good choice there LOL

  • @kswaes
    @kswaes 3 місяці тому +1

    oh this is amazing if you agree 👇 give it a like. skibidi skibidi diddy