**At the Last Supper** Jesus: Truly I say unto you that one of you will betray Me. All of the apostles: Surely not I, Lord? Judah: Surely it is not I, Rabbi? Jesus: ...well it’s not Travis.
When we read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in my HS English class literally everyone who hadnt already read it thought that Hyde and Jekyll were secret gay lovers.
I mean if you heard the phrase well you know what they say about Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde even at the time you would assume they were, as they said, "confirmed bachelors"
The wishbone one: Obviously if the user does this, obviously the Monkey's Paw rule will apply. They'll get their wish granted, but in the most horrifying/disappointing interpretation possible, so as to make them rue the day they tried to cheat the ritual of the wishbone. Similar to what Travis suggested, though maybe a little more indirect. Substitute spouses with siblings, and like, this could totally be a made-for-TV kids movie/ Are You Afraid of the Dark?-Style TV show short story.
In kindergarten we had the same kind of fundraiser with the white candy bars and my teacher gave me a new box and went "these are yours. Dont give them to ANYONE else." So I didnt. I ate them myself. And when I got home covered in chocolate and on the verge of puking my mom realized she was raising a fucking dumbass. And to add insult to injury she had to pay for the fuckton of expensive candy I ate.
Just listened to this episode in the gym yesterday, at 11:45 I lost it and started cracking up in front of a bunch of strangers, couldn't help it. The best!
Its pretty crazy that Travis, who has eaten multiple desserts in one seating, can't eat a reeses cup. You don't have to lie to make Griffin feel better bud.
The funny thing about the smash bros bit is like, since they did this Sans and goddamn Minecraft Steve got added to the game so I don’t think anything they said is THAT out there
I hate that I knew what song that yahoo was about just from the first lines mentioned. Middle school me loved it and it's still in my iTunes library, I was literally listening to it a few days ago
Also cracks me up, Tony Shaloub regularly plays Luigi in the Pixar series Cars. And yes, the big scary moon is there too. Even that pencil attack is there too. ...with Mii Fighters I added Bea Arthur to my copy, but now I want to add the brothers too.
Griffin would hate me, because I have a bad tendency to audibly sip my drink. I try to not do it around other people, because I imagine it's rude and annoying, but they still slip out.
Since Hash Pipe has no official lyric sheet and highly contested lyrics especially in the chorus, it's technically easier to get away with changing as few as possible lyrics for a parody of it.
sometimes i forget that polygon justin and griffin are the same people as mbmbam justin and griffin lmao. like, when griffin said his iconic line from griffin's amiibo corner it took me a second to realize that that wasnt a shoutout, it was the same man lmao. intellectually i knew that it was, but wow theyre just so different sometimes haha. like any time they mention monster factory on mbmbam too lol. also the game milk callback? delicious. just like game milk. i wouldnt do anything for these milk thieves
Dudes have no idea how close they are to being right in Smash. Heck in Spirits SMALL OBSCURE SPOILERS you can meet Looksly the Rabbit from Looksly's Line Up, Hakkun from Sutte Hakkun, Muddy from Mole Mania, and some that are too spoilery to just plop in a random comment section.
Are these brother's diabetic or something? Who can't easily, as an adult, still eat massive amounts of candy and sweets? Should a person do that? No of course not. But sugar is incredibly addictive and I am irresponsible.
Also cries, they are all so close to breaking out of the cognitive dissonance. I feel like Travis would go vegan maybe Griffin if they did the research. oh well I remember doing that, eating out of a rotisserie chickens back like a feral animal and then realizing "oh...them bones...I got those too....oh god-" and then pushed it all down and went back to eating lol
Man poor Justin. Just because it's a deep vein doesn't mean it's a good one. Everybody makes throat noises, you know? Don't need to do ten minutes on one dude's drinking sounds right at him.
Travis: "Is it me?"
Griffin: "No."
Justin: "Is it me?"
Griffin:
Griffin: "Well, it's not Travis!"
Savage
what time is it at
The fight of Griffin and Justin saying "My favorite character" over eachother is sibling relations at its finest.
I just had a flash of panic when Griffin recited his Amiibo speech
Griffin: One of you will betray me tonight.
Travis: Is it me, Griffin?
Griffin: No
Justin: Is it me, Griffin?
Griffin: 𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘛 𝘔𝘦, 𝘎𝘙𝘪𝘧𝘍𝘐𝘯?
KIM?!??!?!
LEXI?!??
Funny seeing you here
Loved this exchange. Good job folks.
"Oh bud, I got it three weeks ago, bud!"
ONE HIT KO
So glad I got that gulp on my surround sound with the magic of chromecasting
Amazing
weird flex but ok
**At the Last Supper**
Jesus: Truly I say unto you that one of you will betray Me.
All of the apostles: Surely not I, Lord?
Judah: Surely it is not I, Rabbi?
Jesus: ...well it’s not Travis.
Justin's "Go for it bud, get it Trav, get it, I don't have it," is so powerful.
26:48 silent chug bit
Griffin definining what an amiibo sent my mind into fucking terror instantly
When we read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in my HS English class literally everyone who hadnt already read it thought that Hyde and Jekyll were secret gay lovers.
I mean if you heard the phrase well you know what they say about Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde even at the time you would assume they were, as they said, "confirmed bachelors"
to be fair, hyde was inside jekyll like, the entire time
Thats kind of crazy considering how many parodies of the story there are in pop culture but still an interesting take
@@Romanticoutlaw *slow claps*
Every now and then someone accidentally reinvents homestuck
squarespace ad starts at 33:33
At first, I laughed when Griffin was growing increasingly distraught as he was reading eBay prices. Then I remembered my holographic charizard.
I didn't have a lot of those original cards but I distinctly remember a holographic Machamp that haunts me to this day.
The wishbone one: Obviously if the user does this, obviously the Monkey's Paw rule will apply. They'll get their wish granted, but in the most horrifying/disappointing interpretation possible, so as to make them rue the day they tried to cheat the ritual of the wishbone. Similar to what Travis suggested, though maybe a little more indirect.
Substitute spouses with siblings, and like, this could totally be a made-for-TV kids movie/ Are You Afraid of the Dark?-Style TV show short story.
Thank you Jeff
*T h a n k Y o u*
In kindergarten we had the same kind of fundraiser with the white candy bars and my teacher gave me a new box and went "these are yours. Dont give them to ANYONE else." So I didnt. I ate them myself. And when I got home covered in chocolate and on the verge of puking my mom realized she was raising a fucking dumbass. And to add insult to injury she had to pay for the fuckton of expensive candy I ate.
I'm sorry
They gave candy to kids who might not even be capable of not shitting themselves yet and assumes they'd just get it?
tbf I don't know how else she thought saying "these are yours, don't give these to ANYONE ELSE" would go, given her audience.
Honestly I have so much anxiety about how loud it might be when I swallow and this relieved it because there's no way I'm that loud
Just listened to this episode in the gym yesterday, at 11:45 I lost it and started cracking up in front of a bunch of strangers, couldn't help it. The best!
i like this decision to put the episodes on youtube from now on.
4:20
GRIFFIN. YOU WERE FIRED FOR A REASON. YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS.
Game 0ver Girl he was fired because he couldn’t stop himself
You know birds dont have throat muscles. They have to tilt their lil heads up to drink. (except for doves i think?)
pigeons can slurp like people!! did you know!
BIRDS HAVE ACCENTS AND CAN TELL WHERE ANOTHER BIRD COMES FROM FROM THEIR ACCENT
These are some of my favorite boys. I'm glad they talk for us.
My dad totally did the order 1 cent whoppers in McDonald's parking lots with the whole family.
Its pretty crazy that Travis, who has eaten multiple desserts in one seating, can't eat a reeses cup. You don't have to lie to make Griffin feel better bud.
@4:20 love the Dirk Gently reference. Suuuuuuper deep cut.
29:50 the tracheotomy with a ballpoint pen was on House
Please for the love of god, Travis, DO MORE CARREY ON
CARREY ON! CARREY ON!!
26:28 Yikes! For a split second I thought Griffin was admitting something wayyyyyyyy different!
This is a top tier ep.
The funny thing about the smash bros bit is like, since they did this Sans and goddamn Minecraft Steve got added to the game so I don’t think anything they said is THAT out there
I hate that I knew what song that yahoo was about just from the first lines mentioned. Middle school me loved it and it's still in my iTunes library, I was literally listening to it a few days ago
16:12 "This is one i'm not sure I could explain to Turkeys"
Please someone time stamp the lily is a very good girl bit
I know it’s 2 months late, but it’s at about 34:20 !
Minimidnight THANK YOU!
Also cracks me up, Tony Shaloub regularly plays Luigi in the Pixar series Cars. And yes, the big scary moon is there too. Even that pencil attack is there too. ...with Mii Fighters I added Bea Arthur to my copy, but now I want to add the brothers too.
“Dogper”
My Brain: Is burger king selling diapers for dogs now??
Someone is going to be very horrified to learn they were turned on by this episode
Griffin cant talk about amiibos without chuckling. I really like that.....
anyone else think of that commercial for the powered paint roller that used to be on all the time when they came up with Paintball Predator?
Some brotherly love in this webisode
This is an all time episode for me like probably in my top 5
definitely my fav mbmbam episode
25:07 yes Justin has told that story before
Trav has told the candy bar one, too 😂
my life just got better with you uploading these to youtube. also i should still listen on maxfun
you say "where goofy lives" as if goofy has not canonically had sex at some point to produce Max.
Silent Chug question - 26:46
"You grab it, Trav." - 34:19
I love that griffin said ludological.
The ballpoint tracheotomy was definitely George Clooney, and definitely in ER.
A doctor also did it in the old Hulk show
M*A*S*H too
And in Lost IIRC. Or at least Jack sends Boone off to look for a pen but really he just wants Boone to go away while he's doing proper CPR.
And Jericho? I think???
Griffin would hate me, because I have a bad tendency to audibly sip my drink. I try to not do it around other people, because I imagine it's rude and annoying, but they still slip out.
Since Hash Pipe has no official lyric sheet and highly contested lyrics especially in the chorus, it's technically easier to get away with changing as few as possible lyrics for a parody of it.
I want some Justin swallow ASMR right NOW
*gULP*
Fill in the blank game: "The Kids Bop version of _____ is an instrumental."
What is this, YIAY?
Hehe, 69 views
nice
nice
nice
“I’m bananas for donkey dong!”
How can these boys not eat one a whole of candy??
I know Travis definitely can. Griffin has stomach of a Victorian street urchin so I can believe him.
"You shouldn't have texted me that you were getting a dog before you got the url of your dog."
Acoustic toothbrushes are ok
55:04 OwO
WHAT'S THIS *I N T E N S I F I E S*
AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
NOT WHERE BONKERS THE BOBCAT LIVES
49:44 *Diives wants to know your location*
Please, don't ruin my perfect christian boys.
sometimes i forget that polygon justin and griffin are the same people as mbmbam justin and griffin lmao. like, when griffin said his iconic line from griffin's amiibo corner it took me a second to realize that that wasnt a shoutout, it was the same man lmao. intellectually i knew that it was, but wow theyre just so different sometimes haha. like any time they mention monster factory on mbmbam too lol. also the game milk callback? delicious. just like game milk. i wouldnt do anything for these milk thieves
your friend was planning on ripping you off for some serious money. you have no obligation to give it to them.
There is a kids bop version of anaconda
lord take me. take me into your blessed kingdom.
lmao they mention anticipation and 4 years later they stream it
Maybe the is the episode the Idea to post youtube videos with the skype call videos was created.
I feel like this was a bad starter episode
Oh hey everyone
Hi.
Hiya!!
theres an obvious side of the wishbone that shows that itll be the biggest
Between these guys and Jerma I know way too much about the game Seaman
Oh shit. How conventional for us, bois.
I dunno guys zapdos isn't my first choice for pokemon to have sex with
1:02:14 I know cows have utters ... but, do they also have breasts?
Dudes have no idea how close they are to being right in Smash. Heck in Spirits SMALL OBSCURE SPOILERS you can meet Looksly the Rabbit from Looksly's Line Up, Hakkun from Sutte Hakkun, Muddy from Mole Mania, and some that are too spoilery to just plop in a random comment section.
Are these brother's diabetic or something? Who can't easily, as an adult, still eat massive amounts of candy and sweets? Should a person do that? No of course not. But sugar is incredibly addictive and I am irresponsible.
Looking through the comments here I'm not seeing enough talk about the song aimed at kids wtf
Sorign Hasword gOnNa MaKe YoU sWeAt
Also cries, they are all so close to breaking out of the cognitive dissonance. I feel like Travis would go vegan maybe Griffin if they did the research. oh well
I remember doing that, eating out of a rotisserie chickens back like a feral animal and then realizing "oh...them bones...I got those too....oh god-" and then pushed it all down and went back to eating lol
Man poor Justin. Just because it's a deep vein doesn't mean it's a good one. Everybody makes throat noises, you know? Don't need to do ten minutes on one dude's drinking sounds right at him.
37:52 oh boy institutional misogyny how exciting