Conspiracy theory… They did so, because the person was name JK, and they are placating to the lgbtq+ community, because they legit hate anything with JK since it reminds them of JK Rowling, and how much of a “transphobe” that she is…. And they preemptively did it, so they didn’t lose all of the sales from the lgbtq+ community and all of their supporters, who can and would have mistaken it for jk Rowling, and transphobia…. 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢
I mean usually these companies don’t go down, they get bought again for their namesake, that shit sells, might as well milk the downfall before coming back
Everyone thinks “Big A” means “Big Atrioc” but it doesn’t. It really means “Big Agriculture”. Leading scholars in the field have been using this new term, “Big A”, to describe the ‘Big Affect’ of the new bovine driven farming techniques Big A himself brought to the coffee industry. With revolutionary new yoke technologies developed by Coffee Cow Industries teamed with experts at Google and NASA this brand new startup is already worth $69420 billion dollars and is expected to grow exponentially even in this declining economy. Apple has reportedly sued Brandon Ewing, Google, NASA, and the associates at Coffee Cow Industries for monopoly, seemingly in fear if losing market share to the startup.
Surprised Big A didn't mention the fiasco happening over at Hasbro. Massive L to them for shooting themselves in the foot and burning a decade+ of good will with the fans in all of a few weeks
@@numero8035 Wizards of the Coast, the creators of D&D and owned by Hasbro, was planning to change their Open Game License (OGL 1.0a), which had allowed third party creators to create content for D&D and keep the D&D community alive for all these years. Their new license (OGL 1.1) would force creators to not only pay royalties on revenue (not profit), but also force them to hand over the content they created to Wizards of the Coast. Obviously, fans were very much unhappy with the new OGL given how important third party content is to the D&D and they started to mass unsubscribe from the D&D Beyond site which caused Wizards of the Coast to pretty much not only immediately stop pushing for OGL 1.1, but also put a fair amount of official D&D content into a Creative Commons License.
Brazilian here, just to add on the brazil and argentina currency, it’s not supposed to be a south american euro, our countries will keep using peso and real, the new currency will be used as a substitute for the dollar. Both of our countries are highly dependent on our dollar reserves and cotations, so using a currency to substitute it could create a new dynamic and quite possibly empower south america as a region. That being said, we are still just studying the possibility of having that currency, it’s not 100% gonna happen.
I've realized Atrioc is very much business minded in the sense that he thinks like a business. Very much about numbers, and while it is true he makes you laugh or may laugh at your jokes don't be tricked. He is not your friend and someone who just sees numbers and real world implications. Besides that I find him awfully affable and is quite the character. Keep up the great work Big A.
I found Atrioc from reading Succession fanfiction hahaha. One of the character (ehem Greg Hirch) like watching Atrioc. About how there's Marketing Monday... and now I'm fan! .
Hell ya to unionization, solidarity forever! I’m currently in a campaign to unionize my workplace, and I’ll be honest: it’s the worst experience of my life, but it’s 10000% worth it to actually have power over how my life works (+all the cool people I’ve met and become friends with along the way) Unions make us strong!!!!!
You better hope it works. If it doesn't you'll be needing a new job sooner or later. You might call it reprisal but management has long memories and can be very patient in how they get rid of troublemakers. All it takes is being two minutes late one too many times.
@@kekman3903 we successfully unionized, and we won a median 24% raise in our first contract, plus a 1000$ ratification bonus after we voted to accept the contract, plus guaranteed minimum pay raises
Eggs were not affected by inflation more than other goods. The thing that happened was an epidemic of avian flu killed a large portion of the egg laying hens and the industry needs time to rebuild its population
wish Atrioc would have brought up the actual reason m&m’s keeps making these changes: in attempts to cover up the dodgy shit they’ve been accused of by drumming up other bs news articles
@@ExodusX1 Out here acting like he shot someone... You should care a little less about personal lives of z-list celebrities, or what they jerk off to.
Watched all of Atroics uploads for the past couple of months and I'm incredibly disappointed in what's happened the last few days. I hope I can become a fan again, but it'll be hard.
Does somebody know if the whole no more talking M&Ms will also happen in the rest of the world? Or only in America? You know, considering they started that message with "America, let's talk"
At least in my country, M&Ms are big, but not relevant enough to have campaigns people know. as usual with 3Rd wave BS, it only exists in the US and gets spread by you guys.
@@laszloneumann500 this is probably the most stupid comment I've read all week. Please go back to using the same password for every website and storing it in plaintext
@@EvilTaco bro, cybersecurity at corporations is nothing hut a buncha fools inconveniencing end users, trying to justify their salary prerending to be solving a problem they literally cant and dont. Not storing your pw in plain text and having different ones doesnt necessitate an expert, it necessitates common fucking sense and HR to not hire technophobe boomers
@@laszloneumann500 so you're saying that because some corporations hire incompetent people, instead of training and hiring more competent people, the solution is just to completely discard the entire field? There are already enough data breaches happening around the world, ignoring cybersecurity would only make things worse
20:37 something to be talked about is that Atrioc didn't mention the coin would only be used for trades between the countries, and wouldn't substitute the "real" and "peso". I'm not saying it's a good or a bad idea, just that it's less risky for Brasil as it seems.
"Going to jail is still less of a punishment than being a hard stuck Bronze League player" If the 8th Amendment didn't exist, it'd be hilarious for a judge to hand down a sentence of "prison time and 12 hours of ranked daily".
Avian Influenza outbreak (not to be confused with Bird Flu which is transmittable to humans) in the US and other countries is causing the increase in egg prices. Over 50 million birds have died from the 2022 outbreak, no cure for it currently. It is a huge issue, that is greatly impacting the egg/broiler meat industry. Has occurred in the past, like in 2014, but unlike in the past, this variation is affecting wild birds a lot, which harms the management of it.
Can you do a whole video on whether ‘get woke go broke’ is true or not? Looking at if woke marketing and products improves sales or diminishes them, why they do it and if there are limits to doing it
I hope one day, after laying off thousands of employees, they accidentally fire everyone who actually created value for the company, and so the company loses everything it was supposed to have due to short sighted gain. That's the poetry I want to see in the world.
Games are the future. Not even because I love them, it's just true. It's a story, it's music, it's fun, it's several hours long, it's pretty affordable considering the prices haven't really changed since the 80's (according to my step-dad lol)
Well actually the currency for Brazil isn’t going to replace the current currency, it will just be used for trade between Latin American countries in order to disassociate with the dolar. So all countries will still use their own currencies but in trade will use this common currency
I’m in tech, interesting event now is that, while public tech giants are catching an avalanche, defense contractors are gobbling up everyone in the market. I have a buddy who is honestly in the bottom 50% of tech minds that just got hired at a MASSIVE military industrial corporation. This is a common trend across time. The best minds oscillate between developing tech for the masses and developing tech for governments.
Surely Atrioc gives a Fail to Wizards of the Coast. Poor policy leading to your biggest competitor (Paizo) swilling 8 months worth of stock in 2 weeks seems pretty textbook.
its the most obvious "McRib" campaign in the last 200 years yet people gobble it up do you by chance get your food by opening your jaw and just swimming across the ocean floor?
Commercial starts -- Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees is playing A long white vertical pole is swaying on screen. "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk...: Zoom out, you see a second thicker pole in parallel, then as it keeps zooming out you see that it's a really really tall pair of high heels. Pan up and we see that it's the brown M&M Zoom out more and we see all the M&Ms walking towards the camera in comically large shoes. "Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive"
I really don't understand why people are amazed ChatGPT passed a knowledge test. It's literally trained by putting in large amounts of data. I'd be no more amazed I could Google the answer reliably....
I think he might be right about the plan to "bring back" the mascots, see it so many times with things like "Classic Coke". But in the meantime, are we going to have to pull all the mascot bags off the shelf and stock ones with Maya Rudolph making some goofy face?
Yall ever let your toes get real cold and then fold them into the back of the opposite leg's knee to get real warm, then let them radiate back to normal? Shit feels so good.
My friend described the M&M's situation perfectly: "An argument that spans a nation has begun over the identity of an imaginary spokesperson made by machines in order to increase the profits of a near infinitely large corporation that has existed for over a century." Given the power of gods, we would take the stars out of the sky and war over who gets to gaze upon them for the total lifespan of our species. We are doomed, and have been since the invention of agriculture.
As a Glarketer for M&M's I can confirm the spokescandies will not make a comeback. Our test audiences did not like the brown M&M and wanted the green M&M to have not only high heels but also big bazoingas
0:18 Leaktrioc exposing his tarkytuesday notes letting us know that he always starts each day with finger pushups to make sure theyre as glizzed up as can be ✨
Losing the JK Simmons M&M is tough, but we can make it through together ❤️
We will probably also lose the Christmas commercial that has been running for almost 30 years. A tragedy.
It may be tough for you, but imagine how hard it must be for Tucker Carlson. No more sexy snackies 😔
I'm feeling empty without the Dr. Phil M&M
Conspiracy theory…
They did so, because the person was name JK, and they are placating to the lgbtq+ community, because they legit hate anything with JK since it reminds them of JK Rowling, and how much of a “transphobe” that she is…. And they preemptively did it, so they didn’t lose all of the sales from the lgbtq+ community and all of their supporters, who can and would have mistaken it for jk Rowling, and transphobia…. 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢
We need to get all rich celebrities to sing Imagine to us.
I cant wait for the next marketing monday, this is my favorite series
I think it’s gonna be a min before we get another
@@nateguerra319 I think it’s an ironic person
Does he know?
@@inception1695 Do you know?
Damn
This is so clearly a set up for a bigger campaign for them to return
I mean usually these companies don’t go down, they get bought again for their namesake, that shit sells, might as well milk the downfall before coming back
Maybe another Planters type stunt?
yeah its fake
It has literally already been announced days ago that it was a publicity stunt.
They watched the atrioc's 'new coke' video
I love being in my last year of university doing computer science, ready to go off into the tech world that’s currently full of 100,000s of layoffs 😂
same, they told us IT was good!!! 😭😭
Learn 2 mine coal
@@phylocybe_ That ship kinda sailed 40 years ago when Maggie Thatcher shut down the coal mines I'm afraid. /j
Do IT at a company that isn’t a tech firm and you should be ok. The big tech companies get all the press, but every company needs IT
@@tonaeriohows it goin brotha
I haven't watched yet but I KNOW Atrioc is ready to announce his new coffee growing business using innovative bovine farming techniques
Everyone thinks “Big A” means “Big Atrioc” but it doesn’t. It really means “Big Agriculture”. Leading scholars in the field have been using this new term, “Big A”, to describe the ‘Big Affect’ of the new bovine driven farming techniques Big A himself brought to the coffee industry. With revolutionary new yoke technologies developed by Coffee Cow Industries teamed with experts at Google and NASA this brand new startup is already worth $69420 billion dollars and is expected to grow exponentially even in this declining economy. Apple has reportedly sued Brandon Ewing, Google, NASA, and the associates at Coffee Cow Industries for monopoly, seemingly in fear if losing market share to the startup.
Eventually brother, eventually. 💔
NEXT TIME FOR SURE
do u do USACO
he announced something else... farming deepfakes
Surprised Big A didn't mention the fiasco happening over at Hasbro. Massive L to them for shooting themselves in the foot and burning a decade+ of good will with the fans in all of a few weeks
What's going on I'm invested?
@@numero8035 Wizards of the Coast, the creators of D&D and owned by Hasbro, was planning to change their Open Game License (OGL 1.0a), which had allowed third party creators to create content for D&D and keep the D&D community alive for all these years. Their new license (OGL 1.1) would force creators to not only pay royalties on revenue (not profit), but also force them to hand over the content they created to Wizards of the Coast. Obviously, fans were very much unhappy with the new OGL given how important third party content is to the D&D and they started to mass unsubscribe from the D&D Beyond site which caused Wizards of the Coast to pretty much not only immediately stop pushing for OGL 1.1, but also put a fair amount of official D&D content into a Creative Commons License.
Oh yes, right! Speaking of shooting themselves in the foot and losing goodwill…
16:00 Great cut to the bookmarks, showing how atrioc's words are always bookmarked in our head when he doesn't need to mention it again. Bravo Vince
there's some other marketing disasters too
Hey he was actually right about m&m's announcing the return of the candy characters on super bowl sunday
I've gone back to old bros vs pros vids to feel better. A Big A upload always made my day better. Hope to see you soon brotha
I'm gonna miss this series...
Bro fucked up
Brazilian here, just to add on the brazil and argentina currency, it’s not supposed to be a south american euro, our countries will keep using peso and real, the new currency will be used as a substitute for the dollar. Both of our countries are highly dependent on our dollar reserves and cotations, so using a currency to substitute it could create a new dynamic and quite possibly empower south america as a region. That being said, we are still just studying the possibility of having that currency, it’s not 100% gonna happen.
I love Marketing Mondays let’s go Atrioc I always look forward to these and your other creative videos
You should check out the creativity of AI Deepfake videos
@@leg-1-ace713 no I don’t want that tab to open up on stream… thanks for the idea tho 💡🧐
@@Quix94 LMAO
@@shirafudee NOT what you think! 😂 you’ll see tomorrow
Can we just appreciate how much Big A puts into these Marketing Monday’s. Like he’s never missed one!!
I love how I can't really tell if this is sarcastic or not
Looks like he's gonna start missing a few
@@rahatyang9801 damn
I've realized Atrioc is very much business minded in the sense that he thinks like a business. Very much about numbers, and while it is true he makes you laugh or may laugh at your jokes don't be tricked. He is not your friend and someone who just sees numbers and real world implications. Besides that I find him awfully affable and is quite the character. Keep up the great work Big A.
Deranged
@@MrAllallalla I believe it's called satire
@@Reflexzzzz LMAOOOOOOOOOOO my 3am brain found that so funny you have no idea
I mean Marketting Mondays by an exmarketer is business focused....
I'm sure the follow up video on the M&Ms return is dropping any moment
I found Atrioc from reading Succession fanfiction hahaha. One of the character (ehem Greg Hirch) like watching Atrioc. About how there's Marketing Monday... and now I'm fan! .
Maya Rudolph is to commerical spokepersons as Chris Pratt is to animated voice actors
6:48 I Love the Pyrite Town music here. It really fits the vibe. Hearing that again makes me want to go back and play Pokemon XD.
Google ceo: I take full responsibility.
Also google ceo: I still get my full pay and bonus and keep my job
M&M’s also use to sponsor Kyle Busch in NASCAR and have had a car since the 90s and pulled their sponsorship this season.
They should have just said "we know you'll keep buying M&Ms regardless, so we're gonna put an indefinite pause on advertising."
Spokecandies more like wokecandies
Hell ya to unionization, solidarity forever! I’m currently in a campaign to unionize my workplace, and I’ll be honest: it’s the worst experience of my life, but it’s 10000% worth it to actually have power over how my life works (+all the cool people I’ve met and become friends with along the way) Unions make us strong!!!!!
You better hope it works. If it doesn't you'll be needing a new job sooner or later. You might call it reprisal but management has long memories and can be very patient in how they get rid of troublemakers. All it takes is being two minutes late one too many times.
any update on this?
@@kekman3903 we successfully unionized, and we won a median 24% raise in our first contract, plus a 1000$ ratification bonus after we voted to accept the contract, plus guaranteed minimum pay raises
Eggs were not affected by inflation more than other goods. The thing that happened was an epidemic of avian flu killed a large portion of the egg laying hens and the industry needs time to rebuild its population
wish Atrioc would have brought up the actual reason m&m’s keeps making these changes: in attempts to cover up the dodgy shit they’ve been accused of by drumming up other bs news articles
it’s obviously working too as ppl keep perpetuating this crap instead of the actual accusations
Can we just take a moment and appriciate Atroc for the work he puts into denying that he isn't a coffe cow.
I love Atroc!!!
@@ExodusX1 Out here acting like he shot someone...
You should care a little less about personal lives of z-list celebrities, or what they jerk off to.
@@ExodusX1 yes
@@paddyl0 what did he deny?
Watched all of Atroics uploads for the past couple of months and I'm incredibly disappointed in what's happened the last few days. I hope I can become a fan again, but it'll be hard.
atrioc and a blunt, what more could you need on a friday night.
I forgot about all the m&m "drama" stuff, thanks for reminding me m&m by viciously ending the m&m's lives
Now everytime I see the new spokesperson I will always think about the m&m shoe thing
I'm just sayin, if Big A isn't back in time for paper mario day, imma throw hands
We should all stream paper mario on May 22nd to celebrate Paper Mario day even if he's not back by then.
…
Already watched this video 15 times and this is a Big A classic.
only 15? fake fan
Finally a Marketing Monday on a Friday. Just in time for Saturday!
I know this has nothing to do with the video but the Pokemon XD music at 7:00 is really doing it for me
Does somebody know if the whole no more talking M&Ms will also happen in the rest of the world? Or only in America? You know, considering they started that message with "America, let's talk"
At least in my country, M&Ms are big, but not relevant enough to have campaigns people know.
as usual with 3Rd wave BS, it only exists in the US and gets spread by you guys.
Can we put in a prayer circle that the gaming unions spread to cybersecurity so I don’t get flash fired by FTX outta college
oof same bro, started my CS master last september and specialising in cybersecurity
cybersecurity is a waste of talent, except if you are dumb as a rock. Than by all means, go learn cybersecurity
@@laszloneumann500 this is probably the most stupid comment I've read all week. Please go back to using the same password for every website and storing it in plaintext
@@EvilTaco bro, cybersecurity at corporations is nothing hut a buncha fools inconveniencing end users, trying to justify their salary prerending to be solving a problem they literally cant and dont. Not storing your pw in plain text and having different ones doesnt necessitate an expert, it necessitates common fucking sense and HR to not hire technophobe boomers
@@laszloneumann500 so you're saying that because some corporations hire incompetent people, instead of training and hiring more competent people, the solution is just to completely discard the entire field?
There are already enough data breaches happening around the world, ignoring cybersecurity would only make things worse
I don't get why the government is going after SBF like this. He is like one of us
They're going after gamers
@GlobeStan they're going after hardstuck bronze league of legends players they are a threat to society
@@GlobeStan just wait they will get her with fraud and embezzlement
20:37 something to be talked about is that Atrioc didn't mention the coin would only be used for trades between the countries, and wouldn't substitute the "real" and "peso". I'm not saying it's a good or a bad idea, just that it's less risky for Brasil as it seems.
6:40 just FYI, Microsoft also offered quite substantial severance in addition to 6 months of medical and some other stuff, still scary news though
The M&M is a super bowl PR thing, I am sure of it.
"Going to jail is still less of a punishment than being a hard stuck Bronze League player"
If the 8th Amendment didn't exist, it'd be hilarious for a judge to hand down a sentence of "prison time and 12 hours of ranked daily".
Watching this days late is kinda surreal. Hope you're good, man.
Avian Influenza outbreak (not to be confused with Bird Flu which is transmittable to humans) in the US and other countries is causing the increase in egg prices. Over 50 million birds have died from the 2022 outbreak, no cure for it currently. It is a huge issue, that is greatly impacting the egg/broiler meat industry. Has occurred in the past, like in 2014, but unlike in the past, this variation is affecting wild birds a lot, which harms the management of it.
Can you do a whole video on whether ‘get woke go broke’ is true or not? Looking at if woke marketing and products improves sales or diminishes them, why they do it and if there are limits to doing it
Having seen the entire video for the eighth time I can confidently say Atrioc has continued the output of Big Doubleus!
the truffle extension showing atrioc streaming is really cool
I didnt pay attention during the stream. And I deadass though Maya Rudolph was a literal Rudolph cartoon mascot
Wow, watched this 4 times already, what a classic!
17:22 not that it’s a hard guess since they sponsor MM all the time, but shoutout the chatter who beat him to the ad read
I hope one day, after laying off thousands of employees, they accidentally fire everyone who actually created value for the company, and so the company loses everything it was supposed to have due to short sighted gain.
That's the poetry I want to see in the world.
Another banger! my fav part is when big A is spitting facts so hard that you can see em' flying out @ 12:11
Never forget the sexy green M&M they took from us
We already got something progressing, MIR and BRICS
"Beloved spokescandies" is not the phrase I thought would define the dawn of 2023.
I wonder what American morning News is. Is it "a man married with bus stop sign" Or "Candy didn't wear high heels is sexist! "
Love Marketing Monday! Keep it up A
Games are the future. Not even because I love them, it's just true. It's a story, it's music, it's fun, it's several hours long, it's pretty affordable considering the prices haven't really changed since the 80's (according to my step-dad lol)
Let’s be real though you’re going to sit there and say those tennis shoes aren’t whack? Put her in some Air Force ones then we’ll talk
If you told me the MnM’s Maya Rudolph was a fucking Bojack Horseman bit I would believe you in an instant and then say “I fuckin love that show”
Microsoft CEO straight up announcing 'Glanost and Perestroika'
Gotta make the last few videos last
I like how the chat POGGIES over getting a totally real free CS:GO skin and Atrioc doesn't acknowledge it at all
Well actually the currency for Brazil isn’t going to replace the current currency, it will just be used for trade between Latin American countries in order to disassociate with the dolar. So all countries will still use their own currencies but in trade will use this common currency
This is so stupid, they just changed to fit with the times. Nobody wears heels anymore
I’m in tech, interesting event now is that, while public tech giants are catching an avalanche, defense contractors are gobbling up everyone in the market. I have a buddy who is honestly in the bottom 50% of tech minds that just got hired at a MASSIVE military industrial corporation. This is a common trend across time. The best minds oscillate between developing tech for the masses and developing tech for governments.
omg the use of the ace attorney music here is so good 3:28
0:36 lmao the fire emblem awakening ally death song caught me off guard
"Lets talk America." Oh okay. So as a non-'Merican M&M's arent for me i guess.
Respect to the guy from blizzard. Sucks that they’re going to just get someone else to do the evaluations.
what people new souce for maketing monday content. I am missing these episodes already. Was only way I kept sort of update with the world.
Big A taking big L…
“We’re saddened to say we are removing the m&m spokesman”
Awwwww
“In their place, we have snl actress…”
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Surely Atrioc gives a Fail to Wizards of the Coast. Poor policy leading to your biggest competitor (Paizo) swilling 8 months worth of stock in 2 weeks seems pretty textbook.
Mars getting rid of their m&m spoke team is like if disney got rid of the mouse, donald, and goofy just for a goof
its the most obvious "McRib" campaign in the last 200 years yet people gobble it up
do you by chance get your food by opening your jaw and just swimming across the ocean floor?
Commercial starts -- Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees is playing
A long white vertical pole is swaying on screen.
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk...:
Zoom out, you see a second thicker pole in parallel, then as it keeps zooming out you see that it's a really really tall pair of high heels.
Pan up and we see that it's the brown M&M
Zoom out more and we see all the M&Ms walking towards the camera in comically large shoes.
"Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive"
Yo, banger song at the start- long name though lol:
"And what if I can't? What if I'm not worthy of her ideals?"
I love how marketing Monday has improved so much over time.
15:23 Now that's what I call a triple threat, truly the greatest trifecta of awful business decisions
Can we take a moment to appreciate how much effort the Glizz Lord has been putting into his videos lately?
Truly a moment in time.
Bring back marketing Monday
Also I am glad I am not the only one getting those Hero Wars ads lololol
I LITERALLY GOT A WASHINGTON POST AD ON THIS VIDEO
Unionise up everyone! Well worth it to have a collective bargaining group!
I really don't understand why people are amazed ChatGPT passed a knowledge test. It's literally trained by putting in large amounts of data. I'd be no more amazed I could Google the answer reliably....
M&M really dropped the ball. The issue was they got rid of their sexy shoes. The solution? Take their shoes off, and let those GRIPPERS free!
18:43 Vin Diesel will go broke playing Groot with this now...
Great choice on using the Pyrite Town theme. Shoutout to the editor.
i love the ace attorney music during the SBF section
I know this is so niche but when I heard that music from Pokémon colosseum play it made me so happy that is one of my favorite games ever
Big A, what are your thoughts on the WotC situation with the ogl? Especially after them releasing the SRD into the creative commons?
I think he might be right about the plan to "bring back" the mascots, see it so many times with things like "Classic Coke". But in the meantime, are we going to have to pull all the mascot bags off the shelf and stock ones with Maya Rudolph making some goofy face?
Now this is something I can eat my pokemon berry bolt to
lol wtf is with M&Ms
I didn't even hear about the shoes and they're like "we need to issue an apology for 'breaking the internet"
Tucker Carlson should be the m&ms spokesperson it would be the greatest marketing stunt in history
Yall ever let your toes get real cold and then fold them into the back of the opposite leg's knee to get real warm, then let them radiate back to normal? Shit feels so good.
john henry (owner of the boston red sox) also apparently wants to buy the redskins commanders washington football team thing
My friend described the M&M's situation perfectly:
"An argument that spans a nation has begun over the identity of an imaginary spokesperson made by machines in order to increase the profits of a near infinitely large corporation that has existed for over a century."
Given the power of gods, we would take the stars out of the sky and war over who gets to gaze upon them for the total lifespan of our species. We are doomed, and have been since the invention of agriculture.
As a Glarketer for M&M's I can confirm the spokescandies will not make a comeback. Our test audiences did not like the brown M&M and wanted the green M&M to have not only high heels but also big bazoingas
just a reminder m&ms released that story to cover up the child slave chocolate
0:18
Leaktrioc exposing his tarkytuesday notes letting us know that he always starts each day with finger pushups to make sure theyre as glizzed up as can be ✨
clearly quick editor bit