“I’ve started a rumour that you just ATE A BABY!” I’ve never heard anything so savage/funny in all my life. Seriously, i’d like to know how you come up with this stuff, because you can’t put a price on good laughs like that.
@Ile Adura Not really because so much could have gone wrong she could have just hanged up and stopped him from finishing the message of interrupted him and there would have being nothing he could do about a voicemail is the perfect solution.
He makes over 100k per year off ads Plus going to events and sponsors I know this is a joke but Callum’s doing fine now he can dedicate 100% to content
Take it from someone who used to hire carers, as long as he has a clean record which I'm sure he does, references really don't matter and can come from a lot of places other than 1 line manager.
He makes more money from UA-cam and other social media than what he would from a normal job anyway.. pretty sure he knows that too otherwise he wouldn’t of done this.
Easiest job in the world now to be a Carer. No nursing qualifications, no previous experience. That industry is a mess that is desperate to employ anyone willing to do it.
That voicemail just cracked me right up .. I was in the middle of a coffee and I just spat it out everywhere and nearly choked laughing ... dont know about made my day it more like made my year listening to that. Keep them coming !! 😂😂😂
The best time to tell the boss exactly what you think of them is when you've had a totally shit few days. During this time, being sick and pissing out your arse for several hours, really helped with your resignation speech. Well done.
Callum I weren't to sure about this channel at first, but you are a very funny man and come across as a really genuine man. Anyway mate aye up you've got a new fan. And that was amazing I wish I could do that to my boss bro.
Bloomin' 'eck Fella! You don't take no prisoners do ya'? 😂 Loved the start. The,"I'm at Home, and that's where i'm gonna be staying." Great stuff. Passive aggressive. 😄
Good on you Callum. People often forget that life is about being happy with where you are, what you're doing and who you're with. I hope this is a step towards greatness for you mate 👍
I can't believe how much you remind me of the Peporami man, the head, the crazed eyes and even the speech at times, it's incredible!! You could make a load of dosh heading their marketing campaign.
AYUP! I've recently found your channel and have watched all your videos in the past 3 days. Love your vids, thanks for giving me a great laugh during some bad days. Absolute legend
Legend! You just did something that millions of people can’t pluck up the courage to do. You built the courage in a few moments enjoying a few moments in the garden. Onwards and upwards.
Fair play Callum, inspiring and satisfying to many people out there no doubt, hope you’ve made lots of dough since that vid and it’s all deserved, you’re very entertaining and authentic, enjoyed your content cheers
To be honest..i was very unsure of what i thought about you.. but the more i watch and after watching this, you are smart and entertaining! Keep it up! :)
Considering what 2020 was like an, you made a good decision! You did some cool shit too man like the Steven Tries diss music vid and loads of other vids too!
Callum: im Definitely making the right decision Also callum: living at home with his mum on low pay meant to be saving up for a new house so he quits his job
what a lad. what a power move. assert your alpha male dominance
Zak 😂😂
I am crying Zakary.
You sound like a British Middle age man
not quite middle aged yet but I am British
When will you evolve into a Gyrados
"I started a rumor that you. JUST. ATE. A BABY"!!
falvalisious “JUST SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT ASS” damn does he fantasise about that 😂😂
R/strokémon
falvalisious see’s her in the co
op the next day 😂😂
The other other white meat 😂
Brandon Booth arse not ass lmao
That voicemail made me the happiest I've been in years
Elijah McMahon sameeeeeeeeeeeeee
Elijah McMahon best bloody voicemail ever what a legend
ShOve It UP Your Fat MaSSive ArSe
Am
en to that I spat my coffee - my resignation was more measured but I know that feeling of release!
He takes the crown for a spazmoid nonce
“I’ve started a rumour that you just ATE A BABY!”
I’ve never heard anything so savage/funny in all my life. Seriously, i’d like to know how you come up with this stuff, because you can’t put a price on good laughs like that.
you are the only alpha male that would do this. you legend
Alpha male tactics from the Alpha male tictac.
@@micbarker6256 He aint a sodding tic tac :/
AtomicSquid he is lol
@@ThatWinterLemon yes he is
@@ThatWinterLemon He isn't an alpha male either. But he is mint... Maybe he is a TicTac after all.
11:34 I burst out laughing at that, very well done callum very satisfying to watch
10:44 He calls
11:00 Voicemail
11:14 Dominance asserted
@Ile Adura Not really because so much could have gone wrong she could have just hanged up and stopped him from finishing the message of interrupted him and there would have being nothing he could do about a voicemail is the perfect solution.
Grognak attorney at law
14 seconds later and the dominance has been asserted
Grognak The Destroyer I’m going to quite my job one day
Jim pickens
"If it feels this good, it must be right.."
Ted Bundy
The Grinch nOO LMFAO
FFS I thought the same thing "THIS DUDE IS A PSYCHO" hahaha funny to see everyone in the comment agree
@@shariqsonindahouse9663 HE IS NOT A PSYCO!!!
@@domthasbigmuscles I know he's not
Anything he has said,
I’d rather not take his advice 😂
Callum living on benefits isn't a challenge when you're out of a job 😂
Dyljs 14 what a dumbass 😂😂😂
True
He makes over 100k per year off ads
Plus going to events and sponsors
I know this is a joke but Callum’s doing fine now he can dedicate 100% to content
YonkYonk how do you know he makes that much because his social blade says different
It is a challenge if your fiddle job consists of showing your face on UA-cam.
Legend 😂😂
100%
Didnt know you watched callums corner 😂
The absolute madman, be actually did it.
But did he? how do we know he actually even phoned his boss?
@@mystify7478 would you put anything past Callum?
RiseofPerdition I don’t think he’d call his boss a fat idiot to 50k+ people without getting fired or something
@@willhalls5451 he quit tho so he can't be fired
I agree but he seemed to enjoy it a bit too much
“If it feels good,it must be right”
Jimmy Saville:👀
Callum i respect you as an alpha male. Setting the standards for the younger generation. Showing them how it's done. Big up Callum and the corner.
But there is no legitimate proof that he even actually phoned his boss.
RiseofPerdition oh fuck me just let him have it😂😂
@@mystify7478 shut up
you are a brilliant genius. i cannot fathom the intelligence and true alpha maleness of that fantastic voice mail. you are a true beast.
😂😂
My man, a true hero of the United Kingdom! 👊🏻🇬🇧
He put the dom in dominance
He put the id in idiot..
@@diarmuid858 shut up before alpha male Callum rips off your arms
@@goose7175 so sacred... His dominance is too much for meeee...
@@diarmuid858 It is you spaz
The best thing you’ll ever see at 11:20
Don’t think she’ll be giving you a reference in the future, mate.
Alpha males don't need a reference.
Take it from someone who used to hire carers, as long as he has a clean record which I'm sure he does, references really don't matter and can come from a lot of places other than 1 line manager.
He makes more money from UA-cam and other social media than what he would from a normal job anyway.. pretty sure he knows that too otherwise he wouldn’t of done this.
I will
Easiest job in the world now to be a Carer. No nursing qualifications, no previous experience. That industry is a mess that is desperate to employ anyone willing to do it.
This is the kind of quality I signed up for
That has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😂😂 well done Callum mate
Watch his rage vids abt his sister and his mum if u haven't already
a callums corner video is never complete without a rant.. love that
Imagine the way she feels...
Get dominated by an absolute tank of an alpha male.
then eats her phone
Ryan what 😂🤣
couldnt agree more mate
Imagine how she feels...
Squidgey.
She might actually like it. xD Esp. a sticking part.
“I feel like I fell asleep at a Michael Barrymore party” 😂😭😂😭
I have been having a terrible day and this came up on my recommended, had me crying with laughter, Jubba The Hutt 😂😂
That voicemail just cracked me right up .. I was in the middle of a coffee and I just spat it out everywhere and nearly choked laughing ... dont know about made my day it more like made my year listening to that. Keep them coming !! 😂😂😂
The best time to tell the boss exactly what you think of them is when you've had a totally shit few days. During this time, being sick and pissing out your arse for several hours, really helped with your resignation speech. Well done.
You’re an absolute inspiration!!
You’re boss is such a spazmoid, how ungrateful
I think at this point Callum is the only UA-cam who's not fake :(
Crazy Panda I’m not 😂
Him and chugaa
Crazy Panda and jaackmaate
And EDP445
I think the number of ads on this video says otherwise
So typical of care jobs. Great job but shitty management spoils it. Every company I’ve worked in is the same.
I think this video has just cured my depression
nearly chocked on my breakfast really went for it there brilliant
This increased my testosterone, what a high, thanks lad!
Mr_Dyano sameee, i love callum
i have never laughed so hard in my life this is priceless
jodie jasmine I’ve never been so horny in my life🤪
@@veemporer5592 Good god man, get a grip
@@veemporer5592 Good god man, get a grip
@@veemporer5592 Good god man, get a grip
@@veemporer5592 Good god man, get a grip
Broke free from the chains ma man!!! Strive for what makes you feel truly happy and never stop
Capitalism
Loved that voicemail so much - might say bye to my job for a little while! Big up 💪🏼
Only you could do this I could never do that to my boss you absolute legend
I think you are brilliant. I am now a committed subscriber.
Well done Callum!! You show that beta where to stick her job!!
OMG I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!
"Don't even get me started on my arse"
-Callum Adams
Callum I weren't to sure about this channel at first, but you are a very funny man and come across as a really genuine man. Anyway mate aye up you've got a new fan. And that was amazing I wish I could do that to my boss bro.
Think you may have blown your reference mate!... all the best and enjoy the time off. Look forward to more of your videos :-)
Don't worry, care companies are desperate, largely because they treat people like dirt.
And most companies just give dates of employment and basic info anyway.
That phone call induced a spontaneous round of applause! I salute you Sir.
What an alpha male, an inspiration, an unstoppable bloke a absolute KING OF THE CORNER!!!!!!! CALLUMS CORNER!!!!!! 👑
Bloomin' 'eck Fella! You don't take no prisoners do ya'? 😂 Loved the start. The,"I'm at Home, and that's where i'm gonna be staying." Great stuff. Passive aggressive. 😄
Good on you Callum. People often forget that life is about being happy with where you are, what you're doing and who you're with. I hope this is a step towards greatness for you mate 👍
Somehow, this comment returned.
Callum looks and behaves like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory when he’s excited 😂
Dan H he actually does 😂😂😂
I thought that too lmao
“Don’t even get me started about my arse” 😂
😂😂
I've never seen anyone more happy to get through to the voicemail😂😂Legend
"and i mean deep, right up there" ALPHA QUITS JOB
Your videos are brilliant sir! Appreciate the brutal honesty. That voicemail you left was absolutely top notch!
He actually followed through with this, from all the vids and all the stuff he’s said he gave her the spinning elbow and kicked her you know where
I can't believe how much you remind me of the Peporami man, the head, the crazed eyes and even the speech at times, it's incredible!!
You could make a load of dosh heading their marketing campaign.
AYUP! I've recently found your channel and have watched all your videos in the past 3 days. Love your vids, thanks for giving me a great laugh during some bad days. Absolute legend
11:50 when you complete the boss round on zombies 😂
Nice one Callum, i told my boss where to shove his job recently - it was sweet.
You are a man of the people.
Ive never laughed so much in my life that voicemail 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Why did he have to sell out all his co-workers like that 💀💀 ngl when he said “YOU JUST ATE A BABY” I couldn’t stop laughing 💀💀😂
My day was going absolutely pants until I watched this. G'wan Callum, don't let bosses get you down.
Your so funny man 😂😂😂 I had to replay it back like 6 times lol
*you’re
I really miss this era of the corner, this video made me subscribe to the channel back in the day.
He's still great.
@@thevaccinator666 he is, but the doxers ruined any chance of him making vlogs like this again. Silly little spazmoids.
@@thevaccinator666 I know, but he can’t make content like this anymore because people have doxed him.
This is Callum's best ever vlog imo. Closely rivalled by the ghost vlogs. What an era man.
Awesome feeling right? I felt that through you Callum, great stuff. As long as you're happy and still good financially!
Callum now became his boss
*ALPHA ENERGY INTENSIFIES*
Cor what a lad, he’s so committed, we love you utter alpha male!
Lmaoooo the voicemail was great 😅😅 had to re watch lol
Keep us updated about how she replied. Good job.
She won't be replying to take message
Legend! You just did something that millions of people can’t pluck up the courage to do. You built the courage in a few moments enjoying a few moments in the garden. Onwards and upwards.
This is brilliant well done the king in the north
Anthony Key I thought he's from Bristol
reaperz well his accent is clearly not Bristolian
Nxnxy Dhahsvwvsbsbehejwosn well it is clearly a south english accent
This man is a bloody legend, and if you disagree... WHO ARE YOU?!?!
🤣
Damn, when his next employer asks about his job history, and he has to give them her number. That'll be interesting.
I love how he apologised for ranting but not for calling his sister a wentch 😂😂😂😂
so proud of you cal ❤️❤️
Callums is pulling what a lad
Fell asleep at a Michael Barrymore party 🤣🤣🤣 I cant fucking breath. You sir are fucking hilarious and your revelation...outstanding
Nobody:
Porn Actors: 11:35
Fair play Callum, inspiring and satisfying to many people out there no doubt, hope you’ve made lots of dough since that vid and it’s all deserved, you’re very entertaining and authentic, enjoyed your content cheers
“You just ate a baby!”😂
To be honest..i was very unsure of what i thought about you.. but the more i watch and after watching this, you are smart and entertaining! Keep it up! :)
Cruel yet kind of hilarious... this channel's really catching on now, 255K subs.
I stumbled across your channel a couple of days ago, and fuckin hell, you’ve made me laugh my ass off 😂
Never skip ads for alpha male Callum
This is the GOAT Callum's Corner vlog by far.
Yep. I’m back watching for probably the 100th time and that phone calls still epic
@@jackkeane6 honestly mate one of my favourite things to do now is just binge watch old Callum videos. It takes me back to a simpler time 🤣
Legend LMAO that voicemail was perfect 👌
Callum you true alpha male, that was the single best voicemail I’ve ever heard. Not too harsh at all
I love his reaction when he ends the call 😂
That answering message was great!!! 😂😂🤣 Fair play man!
Considering what 2020 was like an, you made a good decision! You did some cool shit too man like the Steven Tries diss music vid and loads of other vids too!
I’m proud of you Callum, u showed her your absolute alpha male dominance 💪🏻
JESUS OH MY GOD I COULDN'T HOLD MYSELF BACK FROM LAUGHING AT THAT VOICEMAIL YOU LEFT XD
Callum you are an alpha male, keep it up lad
*_-XxxIce DragonxX-_* :)
This is pure Mark Corrigan.
Callum: im Definitely making the right decision
Also callum: living at home with his mum on low pay meant to be saving up for a new house so he quits his job
This comment aged well.
@@aestheticaltwat i dont get it
BD4BOY, he’s getting a new house soon and is doing well financially. He does Twitch, so he gets some bob off of that.
@@aestheticaltwat so he still lives with his mum
BD4BOY, not anymore.
It's traditional to every year to watch this video... Always gets me in tears.. 😅😂
For a man with a head like a Tic-Tac you sure say Tactics a lot!
Voicemail of the year! Callum you absolute legend, you make life worth living.
That.was.AWESOME!!!!
Definitely do the video about UA-cam, it’ll be very interesting to know.
“I started a rumour that you ate a baby” hahahahahah!
This man is worthy of a place among count dankula’s absolute mad lads.
I love you Callum
even more than i did before
Had me at " fell asleep at a Michael Barrymore concert, I woke up feeling battered and abused"! Lol
What a lad, true legend 🤩🤩🤩
Such a genuine person, big up Callum
That was the best thing I’ve ever watched
“ I feel like I fell asleep at a Michael Barrymore party I feel battered and abused” this is why I subscribe to you 😂😂😂😂