Hubert's surprisingly fresh corpse should've been the final boss, and even then he would've retreated to fight another day, because he cannot fall here.
Broke: Byleth is trapped in an infinite loop playing new saves in search of a golden route Woke: Byleth rewrites history exactly once to kill the one person she missed.
In technical sense, the students actually don't die during the first part, their lines indicate retreat rather than death, presumed they are crippled and unable or unwilling to enter battle again and only die during the timeskip. Even then, several survive, Pietra goes back to Brigid, Dorothea and Manuela go to ground with their theatre troupe, Mercedes is stuck in an arranged marriage, Bernadetta becomes a hermit, Shamir and Flayn disappear into exile. They can only truly die if they are still active after the time-skip.
the fact that it was still faster (by a full 20 hours) than my maddening classic ng+ verdant wind playthrough despite the fact that you spent 15 HOURS grinding to level 99 just shows how time consuming monastery stuff is. I don't even hate it that much, it's just shockingly time consuming.
It makes sense, all maddening without cheese does is make every single "optional" monastery mechanic mandatory if it don't want to suffer. Still have fishing nightmares.
I'd like to note my appreciation of how you never used the same permutation twice of the phrase "Hubert's [synonym for surprising] [synonym for talkative] [synonym for dead body]".
Rumor has it Byleth is still exiting stage left to this day, pondering the suspicion of Claude’s letter, and how remarkably talented at speech craft Hubert remains post mortem.
@@matthewsimon6170 when her dad just died, I feel like she’d try *everything* until she literally can’t. Like idk try different angles, different attacks, just don’t instantly accept it 💀
Finally sat down to watch this and it was so much more entertaining than I expected. “It’s like if Achilles took care of his weakness by cutting off all his limbs” 💀
Not to get too deep, but Seteth showing up only in cutscenes is kinda sad. Her students died from her careless mistakes. Edelgard refuses to let her back in. Byleth is utterly alone, and her only solace lies in Seteth, but he’s not really there. He died too. Anyway sick run dude
28:19 In the Forging Bonds event for Fire Emblem Heroes, they brought this up. Just a One and Done line of "You must...join Smash" before Sothis waking up from a dream.
@@pickyphysicsstudent201 I think the divine power is intended to be represented by the class’s growth rates* ** *Please disregard the fact that the growth rates are only active while Byleth is in the Enlightened One class. **Also ignore the fact that said growth rates are less then those of the Lords, as the integration of the gameplay and story is all over the place.
Just want to congratulate you on making a genuinely funny commentary. I knew it would be good once Seiros stabbed the homeless man, but once Jeralt moved back in with his mother-in-law, I was hooked.
@@nevets2371 I suspect it’s a coincidence, it’s not like Nemesis or Edelgard can stop time with it. The Star is Hapi’s crest and it’s not like she has a strength in Brawling.
It’s my personal favorite Fire Emblem game*, but I can see why people would have mixed feelings about it. *I haven’t had the opportunity to play that many of the games before Awakening yet, so my opinions are still likely to change, especially if FE4 gets remade.
I found this channel a week ago and I am in LOVE with your content. Its been years since a youtube algorithm actually recommended a great channel like this. Its like finding a diamond in an ocean of piss.
I have literally already watched this video before, how the actual fuck did i forget about the cutscene where a dragon tries to shoot down a ballistic missile in a fire emblem game
Well I guess Sothis and Arval don't actually physically appear ever. They probably do at the Monastery/Camp so it looks less hokey. Kinda like how you can just not summon your stand in Jojo
oh yeah in case you don't know, Alois can be recruited even in crimson flower route, he becomes recruitable after defeating Solon, I understand the other player's confusion because he volonteers himself to join you too late before most players realized that he's playable even if you rebel against the church, If I didnt see the article on wiki on time where it says "Shamir and Alois dialogue when you fail to recruit Alois in crimson flower route" that part saved me from failing to recruit him
31:57 Nah calculated. Every student becomes specifically 18 years old or older, and you get to choose one as a romance. Nintendo doin this for the Westerners
Not only that, the crimson flower and Verdant wind routes are obviously rushed and either unfinished in crimson flower's case, or rips off silver snow in Verdant wind's case. Azure moon is actually an incredibly entertaining story, and the false choices are explained by you being overruled by an unstable Dimitri, so it feels more plausible.
@@nevets2371 Calling Verdant Wind a rip off of Silver Snow is funny to me, considering Silver Snow's the biggest rip off in the series. At least (And this is a big at least) Verdant Wind has the Nemesis fight.
@@nevets2371 While technically true, I think Verdant Wind pulls it off well enough to offset that difference. Meanwhile, the story beats not directly connected to Those Who Slither are clearly intended for Claude as the tactician rather than Seteth, not to mention Silver Snow's final battle being much worse storywise than Crimson Flower's for being the same fight.
I have this theory, that 3H was supposed to be a regular Fire Emblem game, with only one starting route, and branching pathways later. I think that, since Azure Moon is the most put together, the Blue Lions would have been the focus of the story. I mean, think about it: Every BL student has some connection to the plot in the Academy Phase. Dmitri is obvious, Dedue is our Duscur guy, Ashe has that whole shebang with Lonato and Catherine, Sylvain has Miklan, Felix's dad Rodrigue is one of the very few people to show up in the Academy Phase, Ingrid, while not as obvious, is still a member of the childhood friends gang, Annette is in the same boat with Felix, having the Gilbert subplot, and Mercedes has Jeritza. I think they made most of the BL route including the TWSITD story, then realized: "Hey, these other characters shouldn't just be recruitable, everyone likes them. And people have been wanting that morally ambiguous route, right?
Nope. Devs have stated in interviews that SS was the first and AM and VW were mainly developed by Koei after SS was all planned out. Sometime during AM and VW's dev time, Kusakihara's writers begged for a chance to side with Edelgard, which is how CF came about.
Those are not ICBMs at 38:57 but "Rods of God" which are a real thing devised in our world where you drop Tungsten rods frin orbit at high speeds to do massive damage, its not very strong in our world as we are limited by physics but with the use of magic which you can see in the game they accelerate the rods speed greatly which allows it to be basically mini nukes.
"Its not very strong in our world" is false. For us it just takes way more energy to lift matter into orbit than it does to build a nuke. If we had a lunar colony mine or asteroid mine though, rods from god would be common because you can attach them to spacecraft and satellites away from high gravity areas.
They aren't really a "real thing" yet though, they're purely speculative and probably not worth the cost. Due to having to guide them and them being dropped from almost-space, the cost per rod would be stupidly high, and you'd get the same destructive power from a few, much cheaper rockets. In actuality they're more of a propaganda/fear-mongering tactic to make people afraid of "silent space missiles," because fantastical pseudo-science headlines grab more attention. In reality they would be easy to counter, and anything but silent.
The final boss of Cindered Shadows was originally a softlock for me... I never played Fire Emblem before Three Houses, and Cindered Shadows was already included when i decided to buy everything, so i just didn't have the mindset to beat it! I tried like 20 times, but only got it down to nearly the last HP bar before i lost... But after playing Three Houses for about 500 hours or so, i realized that i never went back to the fight again. And even though i had forgotten every single mechanic, i did the fight in one try and with everyone alive! Goes to show just how much basic experience playing a game can help you!
You'd think using all this monastery time to get some strength for Byleth would be nice, but we're not losers out here. We'd rather bang our heads against a wall a million times than waste an hour more at the monastery.
Currently running a 1st Maddening game and I already maxed out Byleth in every weapon proficiency, nearly maxed out all statues, 3 of the statues are on their last 2500 renown point quota excluding Saint Cethlean. My Petra has like 92 speed, Byleth has 56 defense and steamroll every map. You have no idea how long I grinded for the last few chapters
I poured 500 hours into this game, basically cleared and maxxed everything, and I know how excruciatingly annoying it is to grind in skirmishes and doing the monastery stuff. So seeing you grind Byleth to level 99 is insane and I commend you for your dedication. Also watching the cutscenes with just Byleth, Edelgard and Hubert's ghost was hilarious. Great video as always! ❤
Because it turns back time, surely it would make more sense for Sothis' Stand Ability to be Killer Queen's Bites the Dust rather than the world, which simply stops time.
37:40 I always assumed it was actually Dimitri who faked his death and that he was just pussying out of the war. I didn't pay very much attention to the story at this point though so I won't even try to pretend I know what I'm talking about
1:00 so am I the only 1 who think that dagger was supposed to be a signal to the bandits. It could also be the game accounting for you stealing her weapons I suppose. Also for someone so tactically minded she sure forgot that knives have weapon triangle disadvantage against axes
I love many things about Three Houses but something about your witty but dryly delivered script works very well with its flaws lol Pointing out how Byleth gives up saving Jeralt after only a single Divine Pulse, or how the time skip was poorly implemented in the writing, or various other aspects of its writing. There is a lot to still love about the writing imo but you did definitely show it’s flaws in a humorous way heh. Not to mention making the most ridiculously extra run imaginable
@@AkameGaKillfan777 uhhhhh… when did I ever say that?? You put it in quotes as if you’re replying to a specific thing I said but after rereading my months old comment multiple times I don’t see where I said that lol
@@Diamond_Aura HE said that, not you, though the fact that you're taking the word of someone who is barely paying attention to the dialogue isn't doing much in your favor. There IS a reason why The Battle of the Eagle and Lion happened. Multiple NPCs tell you this.
@@AkameGaKillfan777 I am very confused lol, this seems like the wrong comment thread, you were the first response to my comment?? It has 0 likes and no interaction until today?? What are you talking about lol If you’re referring to things said in the video, ima be real with you, I made this comment 4 months ago and kinda forgot about it. Ima need time stamps of what you’re referring to to carry out any semblance of a conversation, especially from a long video covering the entire game Also like, I also said nothing about the Battle of the Eagle and Lion either? Just because he did doesn’t mean I endorsed EVERYTHING he said in my comment lol, I just said he did it in a funny way and gave a few examples. Anything beyond that is putting words in my mouth and like… for what??? Why’d you assume I was endorsing every single phrase said in the video as my own exact thoughts?
@@Diamond_Aura Throughout the whole video he sounds apathetic and is going out of his way to be as cynical as possible. When everything amounts to "X never happened, they didn't do this, the devs can't be bothered, this was never explained," etc. it's not fun to watch. Is actively trying to be this negative and close-minded enjoyable, even when you get things wrong? Low-key complaining about every little thing every 5 seconds doesn't make you the 4th dimensional God Slaying Life Form you think it does.
"If only we S Supported her" Actually you merely need to get her to A support for her to survive, that will just result in her getting her "Azure Moon" ending where she retires to the Red Canyon. (Rhea always dies in Verdant Wind though.)
I was surprised that Metodey wasn't working with Edelgard in 3 hopes when siding with scarlet blaze and golden wildfire, im not sure about azure gleam yet, because I've havent started Azure Gleam yet but I will after I finish with golden wildfire
Metodey being a common thug does make sense-Three Hopes does imply with his appearances that he is kept on the Slitherer's retainer just in case; and whyever would Edelgard, who abhors senseless violence, want that guy in a position of power? Moreover, it made more sense to bring a common thug along into the basement, rather than an actual Imperial general, as Edelgard didn't actually intend to reveal her identity and ploy down there.
This is the timeline where Byleth didn't inexplicably gain emotions after meeting three color coded teenagers
That’s just Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes lmao
@@ToebabyGamingNah that game actually gave Byleth a semblance of a personality.
@@rowletthejowlet6241 It's amazing how just giving Byleth voiced lines in-story makes a world of difference.
Hubert's surprisingly fresh corpse should've been the final boss, and even then he would've retreated to fight another day, because he cannot fall here.
That sounds like a fun mod to do. Replace him with the final boss in the Blue Lions route.
In the Snow route we should also have the option to bring Rhea Edelgard's head, which Immaculate One promptly swallows. Mod idea? :D
@@fortissears5388that feels too much of fetish fanfiction and out of character
Broke: Byleth is trapped in an infinite loop playing new saves in search of a golden route
Woke: Byleth rewrites history exactly once to kill the one person she missed.
"Edelgard even has a weakness in faith, because in this moment she is euphoric" absolutely took me out, thank you
I appreciate the upside down-ness whenever Claude is on screen. Truly it is the only way to present him
Looked for a comment referencing this, thank you 😆
36:10 "We read Claude's letter, which unfortunately was quite difficult to read because of the fact that all of the writing was upside down."
Just flip it over lol
I remember randomly stumbling upon the beginning of these videos and thinking I was gonna watch a cool duo maddening run
Oh boy how wrong you were
"By the way, did you know if a character dies, they stop showing up in cutscenes?"
Me: WTF NO
Wasn’t the Easy mode excuse that they were “just injured”?
XD
@@Ramsey276one yeah they're injured and run from the battle
@@constantdemonics they've been defeated but can't fall here, so they must make their retreat
I’ve never had a character die besides in the final battle (rip Constance) so I never knew this
Isn't it fun that it probably would've taken him less time to abuse garden stat boosters to cap all stats than to grind to 99 for a better result
Level 99 was just to flex on the haters
Is it not fun, that the speedrun community does maddening runs in 3-4 hours. And he wasted a million + 1 hours?
@@NathanWubs It's about the journey, not the destination
@@questionsayer The journey is boring, I love seeing the destination.
In technical sense, the students actually don't die during the first part, their lines indicate retreat rather than death, presumed they are crippled and unable or unwilling to enter battle again and only die during the timeskip. Even then, several survive, Pietra goes back to Brigid, Dorothea and Manuela go to ground with their theatre troupe, Mercedes is stuck in an arranged marriage, Bernadetta becomes a hermit, Shamir and Flayn disappear into exile. They can only truly die if they are still active after the time-skip.
You know I bet it might be a ratings thing, directly killing children and such.
"Bernadetta becomes a hermit." Always has been.
Guess he'd better so this again to get it right 👀
They literally go to a farm up-state.
Hubert dies, thankfully.
Hubert: "A coffin how fascinating"
Excelblem: "surprisingly articulate corpse"
THE LAYERS OF HUMOUR HERE
can't believe you didn't make a "caspar becomes a very friendly ghost" joke
🤣🤣🤣
the fact that it was still faster (by a full 20 hours) than my maddening classic ng+ verdant wind playthrough despite the fact that you spent 15 HOURS grinding to level 99 just shows how time consuming monastery stuff is. I don't even hate it that much, it's just shockingly time consuming.
It makes sense, all maddening without cheese does is make every single "optional" monastery mechanic mandatory if it don't want to suffer.
Still have fishing nightmares.
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Maddening is so bad... at least maddening ng+ is kinda fun
I'd like to note my appreciation of how you never used the same permutation twice of the phrase "Hubert's [synonym for surprising] [synonym for talkative] [synonym for dead body]".
Rumor has it Byleth is still exiting stage left to this day, pondering the suspicion of Claude’s letter, and how remarkably talented at speech craft Hubert remains post mortem.
“And because it didn’t work once she immediately gives up” YES LITERALLY WHY DID THEY DO THAT 😭😭😭
Um, what else is Byleth supposed to do? She can't break Thales shield, and even if she could, it'd be too late.
@@matthewsimon6170 when her dad just died, I feel like she’d try *everything* until she literally can’t. Like idk try different angles, different attacks, just don’t instantly accept it 💀
@@matthewsimon6170 "Watch out dad!" instead of silently attacking Kronya
She ran out of Divine Pulse uses :/
Byleth was out of Divine Pulse charges
Finally sat down to watch this and it was so much more entertaining than I expected. “It’s like if Achilles took care of his weakness by cutting off all his limbs” 💀
Relatable
Not to get too deep, but Seteth showing up only in cutscenes is kinda sad. Her students died from her careless mistakes. Edelgard refuses to let her back in. Byleth is utterly alone, and her only solace lies in Seteth, but he’s not really there. He died too.
Anyway sick run dude
"I trained them just like you wanted."
"You know I'm not actually here, right?"
"Aww crap baskets!"
Mekkah: Can you beat Fire Emblem Three Houses with only Byleth on Maddening difficulty?
Excelblem: That's not a challenge; for me, it's a Tuesday
Mekkah did it without glitches
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PETRA DOES NOT CONTINUE THE LIVING!?!?!?! BRO THATS HILARIOUS
Baboushka Blade
Granny Gladius
Matriarchal Machete
Abuela Katana
28:19 In the Forging Bonds event for Fire Emblem Heroes, they brought this up. Just a One and Done line of "You must...join Smash" before Sothis waking up from a dream.
I love how every shot that includes Claude is upside down.
Alternate title: Byleth ascends to godhood, TWICE
And all that's worth is +2 damage while not being able to make any choices.
@@pickyphysicsstudent201 I think the divine power is intended to be represented by the class’s growth rates* **
*Please disregard the fact that the growth rates are only active while Byleth is in the Enlightened One class.
**Also ignore the fact that said growth rates are less then those of the Lords, as the integration of the gameplay and story is all over the place.
@@AzureGreatheart Crap Kronya killed my dad, I need to get over there and stop her, damn this 5 move sword master class
Just want to congratulate you on making a genuinely funny commentary. I knew it would be good once Seiros stabbed the homeless man, but once Jeralt moved back in with his mother-in-law, I was hooked.
I think the funniest coincidence here is that each of the crests correspond to a tarot card. The crest of flames represents… the world. Lmao.
Wow, interesting fact. I have to recheck them.
Is that a jojo's reference???
Like legit it might actually be...
@@nevets2371 I suspect it’s a coincidence, it’s not like Nemesis or Edelgard can stop time with it. The Star is Hapi’s crest and it’s not like she has a strength in Brawling.
@@jackdias9263 like that stopped me from making her a brawler
@@arminarlelt7471 based
"oh, huh, weird challenge run, this should be good background noise"
*20 minutes in*
"I wish I was there to start an Anti- bounty war for Claude."
This really is one of the Fire Emblem games of all time.
It’s my personal favorite Fire Emblem game*, but I can see why people would have mixed feelings about it.
*I haven’t had the opportunity to play that many of the games before Awakening yet, so my opinions are still likely to change, especially if FE4 gets remade.
@@AzureGreatheart fe4-5 duology is amazing
@@AzureGreatheart each game before awakening gets worse and worse as you go back, echoes is the best one by far
@@arzfan29 you trolling? fe4-5 are probably the most robust and intricate games in the series
@@kingofthejungle5338 it was obviously a type by Azure Greatheart. He clearly meant "After awakening" instead of "before awakening"
chapters? chapters.
0:00 - Step 0
1:41 - Step 1
2:53 - Step 2
4:13 - Step 3
5:19 - Step 3.1
6:55 - Step 3.2
8:04 - Step 4
9:19 - Step 5
11:20 - Step 6
12:48 - Step 7
14:41 - Step 7.1
15:36 - Step 7.2
16:31 - Step 7.3
18:19 - Step 7.4
20:04 - Step 7.5
21:40 - Step 7.6 (Rev+5)
22:58 - Step 7.7
24:06 - Step 8
25:35 - Step 9
27:13 - Step 10
28:33 - Step 10.5
29:25 - Step 11
30:32 - Step 12
31:57 - Step 13
33:24 - Step 14
35:20 - Step 15
36:37 - Step 16
37:45 - Step 17
39:28 - Step 18
40:15 - Step 19
41:24 - Step 20
42:53 - Final Step
45:54 - StEpilogue
47:18 - Bonus Step
Thanks for making these! I've added them in
@@Excelblem sure thing. thanks for adding them
You can slowly hear the spite creeping into XL-Emblem’s voice as this video goes on.
I found this channel a week ago and I am in LOVE with your content. Its been years since a youtube algorithm actually recommended a great channel like this. Its like finding a diamond in an ocean of piss.
That might just a kidney stone
@@eyyy2271 "You think you're under pressure!? This dude's kidneys formed a diamond!"
@@techstuff9198 L M A O
Don't you just hate when you fall off cliffs and just sleep through 5 years of wars?
Also this was great. All the gas and not steering is great.
I have literally already watched this video before, how the actual fuck did i forget about the cutscene where a dragon tries to shoot down a ballistic missile in a fire emblem game
3:58
I died at this, just like Ferdie
I laughed so hard I forgot how to Ferdinand von Respire
“Chrom classic mode is the only way to play”- Segata Sanshiro
2:05
"After talking to each starter Pokemon" bro this video is all gas no brakes and im here for it
Spoilers for Three Hopes Support Conversations
Turns out other stand users can't see Sothis either
Well I guess Sothis and Arval don't actually physically appear ever. They probably do at the Monastery/Camp so it looks less hokey. Kinda like how you can just not summon your stand in Jojo
So it’s the same type of magical soul parasite as star platinum?
Who cares about three hopes, none of it is canon so it's irrelevant
@@lynx4082 debating what's canon to the Fodlan games is meaningless when Three Houses already has branching paths and no official true ending
@@lynx4082 Three hopes has the superior story.
Babushka blade followed shortly by abuela katana killed me, that was an easy sub thank you
The way their deaths are all described at the beginning is just hilarious to me-
Petra did not continue the living 😔😔😔
oh yeah in case you don't know, Alois can be recruited even in crimson flower route, he becomes recruitable after defeating Solon, I understand the other player's confusion because he volonteers himself to join you too late before most players realized that he's playable even if you rebel against the church, If I didnt see the article on wiki on time where it says "Shamir and Alois dialogue when you fail to recruit Alois in crimson flower route" that part saved me from failing to recruit him
I've been going through these compilations, but I had to comment on this one to say that Abuela Katana had me literally in tears
31:57
Nah calculated. Every student becomes specifically 18 years old or older, and you get to choose one as a romance. Nintendo doin this for the Westerners
You mean non pedophiles
As someone who actually rather LIKES Byleth as a character, this run is physically painful.
More. I require more.
The shaking characters during the sped up conversations are pretty hilarious!
I've never played through 3H, but just seeing all these false choices has my blood boiling. Come on, devs.
Not only that, the crimson flower and Verdant wind routes are obviously rushed and either unfinished in crimson flower's case, or rips off silver snow in Verdant wind's case. Azure moon is actually an incredibly entertaining story, and the false choices are explained by you being overruled by an unstable Dimitri, so it feels more plausible.
@@nevets2371 Calling Verdant Wind a rip off of Silver Snow is funny to me, considering Silver Snow's the biggest rip off in the series. At least (And this is a big at least) Verdant Wind has the Nemesis fight.
@@tehesprite502 I just feel the whole conflict with Those who slither in the dark fits better with Silver Snow than Verdant wind.
@@nevets2371 While technically true, I think Verdant Wind pulls it off well enough to offset that difference. Meanwhile, the story beats not directly connected to Those Who Slither are clearly intended for Claude as the tactician rather than Seteth, not to mention Silver Snow's final battle being much worse storywise than Crimson Flower's for being the same fight.
@@tehesprite502 The dev said that they made SS before VW. So VW is the ripoff. CF was made last if you couldn't tell by how unfinished it is.
I was losing my shit at the 4/20 date joke, I haven't laughed that hard in a while
"And Petra does not continue the living" made me lol
Just how Kaga intended
Your content is amazing! Keep up the good work!
06:47 OMG THE INFAMOUS R/ATHEISM QUOTE HAHAHA
That “Ferdinand von Dyer” joke hit too close. His voice actor just died a couple months ago 😢
I have this theory, that 3H was supposed to be a regular Fire Emblem game, with only one starting route, and branching pathways later. I think that, since Azure Moon is the most put together, the Blue Lions would have been the focus of the story. I mean, think about it: Every BL student has some connection to the plot in the Academy Phase. Dmitri is obvious, Dedue is our Duscur guy, Ashe has that whole shebang with Lonato and Catherine, Sylvain has Miklan, Felix's dad Rodrigue is one of the very few people to show up in the Academy Phase, Ingrid, while not as obvious, is still a member of the childhood friends gang, Annette is in the same boat with Felix, having the Gilbert subplot, and Mercedes has Jeritza. I think they made most of the BL route including the TWSITD story, then realized: "Hey, these other characters shouldn't just be recruitable, everyone likes them. And people have been wanting that morally ambiguous route, right?
Nope. Devs have stated in interviews that SS was the first and AM and VW were mainly developed by Koei after SS was all planned out. Sometime during AM and VW's dev time, Kusakihara's writers begged for a chance to side with Edelgard, which is how CF came about.
4:55 ive had a thought like that before but i remembered, how's he supposed to get amputated if everything besides his heel is impenetrable
Those are not ICBMs at 38:57 but "Rods of God" which are a real thing devised in our world where you drop Tungsten rods frin orbit at high speeds to do massive damage, its not very strong in our world as we are limited by physics but with the use of magic which you can see in the game they accelerate the rods speed greatly which allows it to be basically mini nukes.
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"Its not very strong in our world" is false. For us it just takes way more energy to lift matter into orbit than it does to build a nuke.
If we had a lunar colony mine or asteroid mine though, rods from god would be common because you can attach them to spacecraft and satellites away from high gravity areas.
They aren't really a "real thing" yet though, they're purely speculative and probably not worth the cost. Due to having to guide them and them being dropped from almost-space, the cost per rod would be stupidly high, and you'd get the same destructive power from a few, much cheaper rockets.
In actuality they're more of a propaganda/fear-mongering tactic to make people afraid of "silent space missiles," because fantastical pseudo-science headlines grab more attention. In reality they would be easy to counter, and anything but silent.
"Does not continue the living"
Felt 😭
Oh boy it's FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES
I love how Claude's last line is "fuck, I should've grown a spine".
Funny vid. So many nice touches, including the fact that Claude is always upside down.
"talk to the three starter pokemon" already had me dead, and I'm not even 2 minutes into the vid. XD
Edit: haha funny axe lady goes BONK
now I wonder what pokemon they would be
The final boss of Cindered Shadows was originally a softlock for me... I never played Fire Emblem before Three Houses, and Cindered Shadows was already included when i decided to buy everything, so i just didn't have the mindset to beat it! I tried like 20 times, but only got it down to nearly the last HP bar before i lost...
But after playing Three Houses for about 500 hours or so, i realized that i never went back to the fight again. And even though i had forgotten every single mechanic, i did the fight in one try and with everyone alive! Goes to show just how much basic experience playing a game can help you!
You'd think using all this monastery time to get some strength for Byleth would be nice, but we're not losers out here. We'd rather bang our heads against a wall a million times than waste an hour more at the monastery.
That's just being a loser with extra steps.
The way I didnt know you could even game over at 99 turns
When you get to 91, it will start telling you how many turns are left
I discovered this in the first bandit fight by farming the stationary boss on a heal tile with arrows.
Was it worth it? Not at all, but I did it.
I’ve been waiting for this. Can’t wait to see how cracked this run ends up
Bro, this was the wildest commentary I've ever heard over FE3H and... well done my man.
This was one of my favorite things I have ever watched
Swordmaster Byleth is a great user of the Viskam. Especially if you get Sword Crit +10 from getting Sword to skill rank S.
36:26 Guess Byleth was "left" with no other option
I generally love the Ashen wolves they are actually really good units sad they had to die when you get them in the main game
watched the compilation playlist like twice but still watching and commenting though ngl
This "in a nutshell" video inspired me to play the game on Maddening... with exploits and stuff that you don't need to hack the game and it's fun.
Currently running a 1st Maddening game and I already maxed out Byleth in every weapon proficiency, nearly maxed out all statues, 3 of the statues are on their last 2500 renown point quota excluding Saint Cethlean.
My Petra has like 92 speed, Byleth has 56 defense and steamroll every map. You have no idea how long I grinded for the last few chapters
18:55 “Felix dies like a true knight.” F#ck u man that’s brutal!😂😂😂
3:55 this is especially sad because the voice actor also died RIP😔
I poured 500 hours into this game, basically cleared and maxxed everything, and I know how excruciatingly annoying it is to grind in skirmishes and doing the monastery stuff. So seeing you grind Byleth to level 99 is insane and I commend you for your dedication. Also watching the cutscenes with just Byleth, Edelgard and Hubert's ghost was hilarious. Great video as always! ❤
"Ferdinand Von Dies" lmfao
Because it turns back time, surely it would make more sense for Sothis' Stand Ability to be Killer Queen's Bites the Dust rather than the world, which simply stops time.
you even took into consideration Petra's quirky grasp on language! Kudos man, kudos :D
37:40 I always assumed it was actually Dimitri who faked his death and that he was just pussying out of the war. I didn't pay very much attention to the story at this point though so I won't even try to pretend I know what I'm talking about
0:12 with the context we get from pressing Start, it pretty much looks like it!
XD
Uh why is hubert and Dorothea in the reception hall in 7:10?
Is that a bug?
Great challenge nevertheless
Characters can't die pre timeskip,, they just get too injured to fight
43:30 Imagine if they Scarlet'd Jeralt and Edelgard here.
1:00 so am I the only 1 who think that dagger was supposed to be a signal to the bandits.
It could also be the game accounting for you stealing her weapons I suppose.
Also for someone so tactically minded she sure forgot that knives have weapon triangle disadvantage against axes
Thb, you should have had two competing bounties for Rhea and Edelgard
What is the song at 44:14? I believe it's Apex of the world, but I would like to find the specific version being played there
I love many things about Three Houses but something about your witty but dryly delivered script works very well with its flaws lol
Pointing out how Byleth gives up saving Jeralt after only a single Divine Pulse, or how the time skip was poorly implemented in the writing, or various other aspects of its writing. There is a lot to still love about the writing imo but you did definitely show it’s flaws in a humorous way heh. Not to mention making the most ridiculously extra run imaginable
"The devs can't be bothered" is not a criticism, and there's 0 proof of this
@@AkameGaKillfan777 uhhhhh… when did I ever say that?? You put it in quotes as if you’re replying to a specific thing I said but after rereading my months old comment multiple times I don’t see where I said that lol
@@Diamond_Aura HE said that, not you, though the fact that you're taking the word of someone who is barely paying attention to the dialogue isn't doing much in your favor.
There IS a reason why The Battle of the Eagle and Lion happened. Multiple NPCs tell you this.
@@AkameGaKillfan777 I am very confused lol, this seems like the wrong comment thread, you were the first response to my comment?? It has 0 likes and no interaction until today?? What are you talking about lol
If you’re referring to things said in the video, ima be real with you, I made this comment 4 months ago and kinda forgot about it. Ima need time stamps of what you’re referring to to carry out any semblance of a conversation, especially from a long video covering the entire game
Also like, I also said nothing about the Battle of the Eagle and Lion either? Just because he did doesn’t mean I endorsed EVERYTHING he said in my comment lol, I just said he did it in a funny way and gave a few examples. Anything beyond that is putting words in my mouth and like… for what??? Why’d you assume I was endorsing every single phrase said in the video as my own exact thoughts?
@@Diamond_Aura Throughout the whole video he sounds apathetic and is going out of his way to be as cynical as possible. When everything amounts to "X never happened, they didn't do this, the devs can't be bothered, this was never explained," etc. it's not fun to watch. Is actively trying to be this negative and close-minded enjoyable, even when you get things wrong? Low-key complaining about every little thing every 5 seconds doesn't make you the 4th dimensional God Slaying Life Form you think it does.
6:49 HOLY SHIT THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE! Fucking old 4chan meme out of nowhere had me burst at the seams laughing.
This has got to be one of my favourite videos... of pokemon sword and shield?
Edelgard: "What if we were the bad guys?"
"What?"
Now this is the FE content true gremlins can appreciate
You're straight up roasting them for dying. Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off
this is the most deplorable run, i love it
"If only we S Supported her"
Actually you merely need to get her to A support for her to survive, that will just result in her getting her "Azure Moon" ending where she retires to the Red Canyon. (Rhea always dies in Verdant Wind though.)
30:13 Is this some kind of twisted joke!?
This is peak comedy here.
I can't believe you didn't put the Markov Chain video in here
"Subterranean goth girl clussy" omg
Cindered Shadows' story itself may not be canon, but the lore drops within it very much are.
"Church, Academy, and of course a Bed & Breakfast" 🤣
Those who Slither in the Dark were only trying to get the Viskam Byleth stole from them back
I was surprised that Metodey wasn't working with Edelgard in 3 hopes when siding with scarlet blaze and golden wildfire, im not sure about azure gleam yet, because I've havent started Azure Gleam yet but I will after I finish with golden wildfire
Metodey being a common thug does make sense-Three Hopes does imply with his appearances that he is kept on the Slitherer's retainer just in case; and whyever would Edelgard, who abhors senseless violence, want that guy in a position of power? Moreover, it made more sense to bring a common thug along into the basement, rather than an actual Imperial general, as Edelgard didn't actually intend to reveal her identity and ploy down there.
"Its like achilles getting rid of his achilles heel by cutting off his limbs"
Thats genius xD
Nice script writing