My favorite part is the drums. They just drone on and one through the whole thing, even on top of other music, often drowning out all dialogue. It makes the whole thing feel like an execution or something.
It's pretty cool, but has anyone else not been able to get it to stop? I tried closing the browser, restarting my pc, and even turned off the main breaker to my house. I'm at the airport right now -- thought that might drown it out, but it just keeps getting louder.
Mark: I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of em found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street. Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark! “The Room” (2003)
I love how it sounds like one guy is constantly talking, instead of different characters. Also, the constant music sting is making everything sound intense.
@@fargeeks he is dutch, you can hear it in his accent and since phoenix games was such a budget company he probably was the translator from german to english
He said that on Big Rigs, right? That's another shitty game which get high rating on gamefaqs. The same thing goes with Color a Dinosaur. People are wrong in the head.
@@fannicandussi3706did you know that this is an 8-year-old comment on a Dingo Pictures movie? It’s impossible to say anything nice about something these people have done.
King Magod: No party? MY GO- Old Man: That means you're all completely useless! King Magod: Old Man, I'll eat your face and your skin. Old Man: (Chuckles nervously) This wasn't worth it.
When does the suspenseful music end? Even when they are talking about nonsense there's suspenseful music. Like wtf deciding what to name the soccer team is a life or death situation
This was the work of a now defunct developer called Phoenix Games, that probably just acted as a cover firm for money laundering or some other obscure reason. It didn't seem to employ anyone invested in making actual games, as all their releases were pretty much like this one, featuring piss poor artwork and animation, laughable voice acting and overall zero effort. How and why Sony allowed this is beyond me.
eh, if this is what awaited me at the end of the road, I'd just get high and join the fun acting retarded with the rest of the animals. From the looks of it, that happy elephant knows a guy who could hook me up.
For a complete experience; 1) Set the quality in 144p 2) Set speed to 0.5 3) Get wasted by any kind of substance you enjoy to consume (e.g. alcohol) 4) Enjoy
19:36 - Random crappy sample of “Yo, yo, yo, yo” 21:27 - “Keep your mouth shut, Harry.” 22:32 - “the baddest decision in soccer all time” 26:43 - The candy/balloon vendor walks right in front of the net
When the 'hooligans' showed up, I had to pause the video. It was just too intense! Plus I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd miss some critical dialogue. Gooooooaaal!
You, YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! You did this to me i was enjoying some well acted porn and then i got a notification you commented on a video and i said oh he probably watched something funny AND THEN I GOT THIS AND NOW I LOST MY BONNER THANKS ALOT NOW I HAVE TO GO WATCH SOME HENTAI.
Wow, i'm not going to lie. This is the best animation i've ever seen. Move out of the way Frozen. You got a top contender right here. Nothing can bear this flawless animation, beautiful voice acting and top notch plot. I rate it 8/8.
I mostly enjoy the utterly merciless way the characters treat each other; the misfortune that they suffer is largely met with wicked cackling and cold indifference that is completely at odds with the shit-eating grins everyone wears. I must say, I'd be one schizophrenic bitch if my world had a constant, endless drum beat playing in the background; a world where animation is limited to two frames per minute and everyone not only sounds the same, but it's no guarantee that your voice will even match to your lips moving. Oh, and 19:35 YOYOYOYOOOYOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYO
This makes me feel like playing a Souls game when you descend deeper and deeper into the darkest and deepest and most terrifying places, with things like The Star Wars Holiday Special and The Room, and you think you are at the bottom, but then you discover another seemingly bottomless pit with Animal Soccer World.
0:25 Simba rip-off: "I like fisting friends, very much..." The voice acting makes House of the dead 2 sound like Batman Arkham City! *EDIT:* I have to say more... 1: What in the shitting hell is with the music!? 2: When will we get a AVGN review of this!?
Well, he _did_ review Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, so I'm hoping we'll get a review of this somewhere down the line (James, if you're somehow reading this, *MAKE IT HAPPEN*)! If it doesn't become a Nerd review, then maybe it could be an idea for James & Mike Mondays.
Wow. Just wow. This game is glorious. Absolutely glorious. The voice acting, the plot, how the characters interact. This is the greatest story ever written.
@4:20 "Yeah as far as I know, people always get hurt." It was at that moment, just seconds after suggesting the game in the first place, that the stork realized he really just wanted to see the world burn.
Remember when people whined about how Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots was less of a game and more of a cinematic, but it still got amazing reviews and sold extremely well? What I'm trying to say is that Animal Soccer World was before its time. No one understood Animal Soccer World because it was made too early and wasn't part of a popular series. It would have been loved if it had been released in the 2010s as Metal Gear Solid: Animal Soccer World.
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My favorite part is the drums. They just drone on and one through the whole thing, even on top of other music, often drowning out all dialogue. It makes the whole thing feel like an execution or something.
Didn't anyone think at any point that the constant droning drums drowned out the already too quiet voices?
BugPope , The drums drowning out the voice acting is a blessing
The voice acting is terrible, just terrible 😲
Rock_Hound Lol.
Its got my pulse up! damn those prophetic drums!
2:13 :P
That sick drum beat looping in the background for the entire film.
lol, it is pretty epic
2:13 lol
Didn't you know? This film is part of indigenous blood rituals.
It's pretty cool, but has anyone else not been able to get it to stop? I tried closing the browser, restarting my pc, and even turned off the main breaker to my house. I'm at the airport right now -- thought that might drown it out, but it just keeps getting louder.
It’s torture.
"People always get hurt"
"That´s great!" Wtf
That is one, sadistic, sick duck.
Yeah and also yesss, sometimes there are bad passes
Me: 2:15
And the fact that that's the last character that should say that
Mark: I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of em found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark!
“The Room” (2003)
The pigs at 19:24 are so synchronised it's like if they were voiced by one guy. I'm impressed!!
I love how it sounds like one guy is constantly talking, instead of different characters.
Also, the constant music sting is making everything sound intense.
It's shocking the dug for Aladdin is even worse with the same type of annoying loop/music bed.
Chris Nutt thats becuz all the voice acting in this game is done by only one guy. 😂😂
@@ulquiorraschiffer1956 it's better than the dub of the wabuu movie, where we're certain it's just some kid and his dad.
@@theadamblock At least the characters sound like they are emoting...a bit
2:09
the way that bear goes "oh" has me in stitches every time. He sounds so genuinely upset.
The duck always acts as a finisher when I'm cracking up at the bear
Yeah, he's upset because he got lost on his way to the set of Yogi Bear
He sounds like Solid Snake
every time? how many times did u watch this?
@@unclesam8862 4 or 5 times so far. I come back and rewatch Retsupurae once in a awhile.
19:19 "Big round of applause for the unbelievable porn."
He says it with such little enthusiasm
YOOOO
LMFAOOOO
I was expecting something like “for the unbelievable performance (but pronounced like pornformace)”
But he genuinely just says “porn” lol
2:13 “it’s driving me crazy!” *duck mimics ambulance*
OMFG THATS TOO F***ING TRUE!
You shouls hear the swedish duck -baduu badaa baduu badaa-
2:13 This line is just so powerful. It brings tears to my eyes.
Grandma sings beautifully when she is off her medication!
“Now you tell me….
WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP WAS THAT ABOUT!?”
-Caddicarus
Dude that jumpscared me man
It sounds like they took the foreign janitor and gave him like $100 to do all the voices even though he didn't have any experience in voice acting.
AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) he talks like he actually doesn't know English
$100?!? Boy, they paid this """"voice actor"""" with 3 cigarettes.
@@fargeeks he is dutch, you can hear it in his accent and since phoenix games was such a budget company he probably was the translator from german to english
it seriously has a 30 minute loop of some undescribable backround "music" that doesn't even stop when other music is playing xD
If you think this dub is bad...
*LAUGHS IN ALLADIN*
11:20
That laugh is so utterly out of place, i love it
Especially after he laughed before this laugh.
Hèhéhêhëhēhėhę
To quote the AVGN: "Who looked at this? I mean WHO looked at this and said 'That's okay. Put that out.'"
20:40 This is no basketball! I call hands!
He said that on Big Rigs, right? That's another shitty game which get high rating on gamefaqs. The same thing goes with Color a Dinosaur. People are wrong in the head.
20:40 Hehe but crocodile has 4 legs sorry :P
The fact that characters from other movies re apear in different films confirms that there is, in fact, a Dingo cinematic universe.
animation cells were hard too make :D
18:23 "You old dictator!!!" Great line.
I love how the EEH UH duck is both the loudest and quietest character is this entire film
It's the duality of duck.
"Have you already heard about the soccer game?"
"Of course."
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
I know its only half an hour, but it felt like 4 hours.
Did you know you Can watch This video, without dropping a rude comment?
@@fannicandussi3706did you know that this is an 8-year-old comment on a Dingo Pictures movie? It’s impossible to say anything nice about something these people have done.
@@cheepmovprodcalm Down😳
@@fannicandussi3706 I think you need to calm down.
@@cheepmovprod how Old are you? Your are acting like Child.
"Everyone always gets hurt"
"That's great"
what
“You’re _watching_ this one-bit movie, aren’t you? It’s painful, isn’t it?”
19:23 Best voice acting ever
Ignit Wacom The voice actors are just awesome. Its propably a hobo who Phoenix Games paid him 20$ to voice all the characters.
+XgamerGR You mean voice actor.
YO YO YO
2:12
Oscar Worthy
"Shooting on goal is the most important thing in soccer." - Mufasa
Boi that is adult simba
That's King Mah God
I thought it was about teamwork and having fun.
No shit Sherlock.
@2:48"Just the usual scratching buttholes"
You find something new to make fun of in this game all the time, just like The Room!
scratch and bite wounds lmao
+Orange Juice Simpson It did
Two years later, and you made my night. Thank you Sir!
9:31 sounds like tommy wiseau
As does 1:35 :)
That explains everything!
Victor Hernandez Ha ha ha! That's the idea!
Oh HI Mark
"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SOCCER!!!"
2:10
derr iss no pardy
OH..
@The_Milwaukee_Train261IKR 😂😂😂😂
@The_Milwaukee_Train261 oh, sorry
@The_Milwaukee_Train261 I know it's an old comment but I couldn't stop laughing at ''UH-EE-UH-EEE-UH-EEE"
@The_Milwaukee_Train261 what do you mean
King Magod: No party? MY GO-
Old Man: That means you're all completely useless!
King Magod: Old Man, I'll eat your face and your skin.
Old Man: (Chuckles nervously) This wasn't worth it.
20:39 ...why is the alligator DRIBBLING A SOCCER BALL?!
Because it’s confused.
Are you playing soccer or basketball?! Make up your mind!
I feel like im slowly slipping into madness watching this.
2:15 there is no fucking way a human being produced this sound
EU-EE-EU-EE-EU-EE-EU-EE-EU-EE-EU-EE-EU-EE
Soupcan Warrior. Lmao
2:13 2:14
AH-EEEH-AH-EEH-AH-EEH
That my friends is the sound of Susan Wojcicki dying in a nursing home with Mark Zuckerburg and Jack Dorsey.
Best part in the movie
20:26 this dude hit the ball so fast it took the sound 3 seconds after the hit to come out lmao
When does the suspenseful music end? Even when they are talking about nonsense there's suspenseful music. Like wtf deciding what to name the soccer team is a life or death situation
The drums keep me on endge the whole time
I was wondering what you were talking about then it hit me haha
this is like a bad Disney acid trip.
"Today in 2 weeks, the soccer game of all time will take place."
Today in 2 weeks
wat
23:53. The way the mic fades out sends me everytime. Along with the siren duck
I think he actually said "can't you play soccer you dumbass" but they cut it since they didn't want it to get a higher age rating
This was the work of a now defunct developer called Phoenix Games, that probably just acted as a cover firm for money laundering or some other obscure reason. It didn't seem to employ anyone invested in making actual games, as all their releases were pretty much like this one, featuring piss poor artwork and animation, laughable voice acting and overall zero effort. How and why Sony allowed this is beyond me.
But oddly enough, the "film" was not made by Phoenix Games... It was a german animation company called Dingo Pictures.
Retrovibes And they're the ones that made the video the Yee meme is from
I'm pretty sure dingo pictures and phoniex games aren't defuncted
@@birdsofdestiny6816 They are
Bobby Lawson how?
The Dutch accent is the worst of all, on behalf of my country I would like to apologise to the rest of the world.
I'm surprised no one's made any youtube poops out of this.
you should see the swedish VERSION OMG
Another country actually thought this was good enough to translate?
Samaugsch
Apparently they thought it was good enough to translate it to English.
i feel your pain. this game fucking horrible
if you want to know what it's like to be in hell for 30 minutes, then watch this.
No joke...
agreed
superyoshibros99
I feel my brain slowly but painfully being raped... Yeah, might be hell!
eh, if this is what awaited me at the end of the road, I'd just get high and join the fun acting retarded with the rest of the animals. From the looks of it, that happy elephant knows a guy who could hook me up.
Set speed to 0,5.
Can I sell my candy somewhere?
...
Dere es no pardy.
Uhh.
I died haha...
And what's worse is, later in the video he says he MAKES the candy.
It’s driving me crazy.
UUUGH EEEEE URGH EEEEE UUGH EEEE URRGH EEE
Wikipedia says that the cat's name is Fritz. They seriously made a reference to the first X-rated animated film in a game rated 3+ by PEGI.
OMG, you're right! XD
For a complete experience;
1) Set the quality in 144p
2) Set speed to 0.5
3) Get wasted by any kind of substance you enjoy to consume (e.g. alcohol)
4) Enjoy
Thanks
Ronald Weasley holy mother of penguins batman! It makes the voice acting so much more funny!
Not even alcool can help me with this shit
It sounds like something you can make into a drinking game.
It made things worse oh my god
2:15
WHAT
THAFUCK
No, it’s “THADUCK”
20:38 I don't think this guy understands what soccer is lol
It would be easier to count the players who _do._
When will this be on STEAM?
Someone needs to Kickstart this!
I really want this on steam
As long as they don’t have a new voice actor to do it I want it on steam
They're re-relesing "Plumbers don't wear ties" so I'm inclined to believe anything can be on Steam these day
19:36 - Random crappy sample of “Yo, yo, yo, yo”
21:27 - “Keep your mouth shut, Harry.”
22:32 - “the baddest decision in soccer all time”
26:43 - The candy/balloon vendor walks right in front of the net
14:37 “eheheheheheheh”
When the 'hooligans' showed up, I had to pause the video. It was just too intense! Plus I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd miss some critical dialogue.
Gooooooaaal!
the original joke went under in the translation but the ridiculousness of the scene saves it
what the fuck man
YOU! YOU'RE HERE?!?!
You, YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! You did this to me i was enjoying some well acted porn and then i got a notification you commented on a video and i said oh he probably watched something funny AND THEN I GOT THIS AND NOW I LOST MY BONNER THANKS ALOT NOW I HAVE TO GO WATCH SOME HENTAI.
DouchebagChocolat Fucking upload.
Wow, i'm not going to lie. This is the best animation i've ever seen. Move out of the way Frozen. You got a top contender right here. Nothing can bear this flawless animation, beautiful voice acting and top notch plot. I rate it 8/8.
I mostly enjoy the utterly merciless way the characters treat each other; the misfortune that they suffer is largely met with wicked cackling and cold indifference that is completely at odds with the shit-eating grins everyone wears. I must say, I'd be one schizophrenic bitch if my world had a constant, endless drum beat playing in the background; a world where animation is limited to two frames per minute and everyone not only sounds the same, but it's no guarantee that your voice will even match to your lips moving. Oh, and 19:35
YOYOYOYOOOYOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYO
I can't believe that I just dedicated 30 minutes of my life watching this crap.
worth it
It's a fucking masterpiece that everyone needs to watch
what crap?
1:14
That horse is having a wonderful time.
I believe it is having a seizure
Is it a horse or a donkey though?
2:14 oh ee oh ee oh ee oh ee oh ee
15:43 easily the best part of the movie for me
The sound track accidentally fits
For me, the best part is 30:01
11:20
*HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!*
Read this as it happened
He's fallen hard since his diamond scheme failed
That laugh puts me in fucking stitches
@@EssexAggiegrad2011 BE DIAMONDS
@@masterfarr8265 MAI GOD
This is what poor critikal had to go through...
"There is no party"
"Oh" hesus crist
Excitement! Action! Drama! Comedy! Tommy Wiseau voicing literally every single character!
19:19 a round of applause for the unbelievable porn! XDDDD
YO YO YO YO YO
I'm laughing to hard
Everyone keeps pointing out the Simba ripoff but does anyone else notice the BAMBI cameo at 17:26?
"Oh hey bambi, how is your mom doing?"
18:23 - ‘You Old Dictator!’ - so many to choose from but I think this is the funniest line in this.
Even better than this was made in *Germany.* XDDD
Dingo Pictures: Civil War
When he was voicing the panther he sounded like a skyrim voice actor
You mean everyone has the same voice?
I've heard they play this on loop in Guantanamo Bay.
10:54
Oh my god, there he is!! It's him!! The mascot!! The star!!! The everything!! Wabuu!!!!
wow, Hotel Mario & Link The Faces of Evil had better voice acting than this.
I do enjoy the voice acting in this game
That's facts
15:21 Mufasa asked calmly.
WILD DOGS VS. JUNGLE KINGS
THE ULTIMATE SOCCER MATCH HAS BEEN ORGANIZED
Those names of the teams are the most edgiest names I've ever heard
I love the fact that the match is sponsored by _Puma_
the cheerleaders... yo yo yo
ok yo
19:36 for those interested
one two three
we are the biggest shit eaters
10/10 -ign like skyrim with guns.
Like skyrim with soccer
***** It's ok...10/10 - IGN
Fallout but soccer
My stomach hurts from laughing. This is glorious.
This makes me feel like playing a Souls game when you descend deeper and deeper into the darkest and deepest and most terrifying places, with things like The Star Wars Holiday Special and The Room, and you think you are at the bottom, but then you discover another seemingly bottomless pit with Animal Soccer World.
"As far as I know people always get hurt." "That's great!"
The lip synching is top notch in this game. The best I've ever seen.
2:14 UHE EEY EAUGH EE EUGAH EYE HEEE UAGH EA
14:31 what the hell
o.o
He got Ghost raped
4:56 "Welp, there it is, Toucan Sam is operating heavy machinery heaven help us."
2:01 SCENE INTERPRETING CANDY BEAR!
telling my kids this was bojack horseman
"hes just learning, you have to explain it to him gently. AND NOW GIVE ME THAT BALL RIGHT AWAY!
omg this fucking music
Thank you Caddicarus for leading me to this absolute *gem*
Best sports anime ever
still better than kiroko basketball
ni de comment thanka for sharing
Up there with Keijo
I'm glad I live in a world where this exists
0:25 Simba rip-off: "I like fisting friends, very much..."
The voice acting makes House of the dead 2 sound like Batman Arkham City!
*EDIT:* I have to say more...
1: What in the shitting hell is with the music!?
2: When will we get a AVGN review of this!?
Well, he _did_ review Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, so I'm hoping we'll get a review of this somewhere down the line (James, if you're somehow reading this, *MAKE IT HAPPEN*)!
If it doesn't become a Nerd review, then maybe it could be an idea for James & Mike Mondays.
You need to watch penguinz0's review of this cutscene appropriately dubbed "The Worst Cutscene Ever"
phalous has been reviewing the dingo picture movies.
There is a Caddicarus video about the "game".
In 2021
This the best voice acting I have ever heard of in a very long time 😂😂😂
4:40 Hmm I dunno, I think they should be enemies...
What's with the one overly-dramatic theme that plays through the whole video?
this is unironically my new favourite movie
Wow. Just wow. This game is glorious. Absolutely glorious. The voice acting, the plot, how the characters interact. This is the greatest story ever written.
i love how dingo just reused all of their animal character models from their old movies and made this abomination.
they have an extended universe. Several characters appear in other movies
This is the huge Endgame crossover event
@@masterfarr8265 i think making new animation cells was just too much effort
That Dutch accent tho.
It feels like the entire script for this was an AI talking to itself and spitting out random sentences.
Hard to believe that this was ever offered on sale for actual money. Terrifyingly bad!
I love it so much...
2:15 the worst sound in film history but strangely the greatest
Dear god, MAKE IT STOP!
I want this entire thing played at my funeral. I want people to remember me as this being the core of my humor.
@4:20 "Yeah as far as I know, people always get hurt." It was at that moment, just seconds after suggesting the game in the first place, that the stork realized he really just wanted to see the world burn.
Remember when people whined about how Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots was less of a game and more of a cinematic, but it still got amazing reviews and sold extremely well?
What I'm trying to say is that Animal Soccer World was before its time. No one understood Animal Soccer World because it was made too early and wasn't part of a popular series.
It would have been loved if it had been released in the 2010s as Metal Gear Solid: Animal Soccer World.
Lol no it wouldn't
🙅♂️
2:14-2:19 I need this as a ringtone or something 😂
Watching this while sleep deprived is a whole damn experience that I HIGHLY recommend :)