Negotiate an alliance with the Cocoa Knights to finally defeat the Killer Coffee Command, only to find out that one of your own generals put peyote in the tea and your people are tripping balls and can't fight.
Oh boy, they should add multiplayer. Naming things after your viewers only gets you so far, but if viewers could grind and exploit in the world you make, it would be on the whole another lvl.
@@lollol5263 There's a little more than just that. You also need to host servers able to host hundreds of players per world someone makes, and on top of that 99% of worlds won't get any players. It would really be a streamer only feature, which I guess is alright but it's a lot of extra work for something that most people won't experience. I agree that it would be cool but I'd rather the devs spend their time on features that all players can experience(Like the planned dungeon and clan updates), rather than something very little people will see.
@@cryptosporidium1203 I'd like if you could design a world and others be able to download and play it as an actual rpg, all the other "players" would be npcs
@@thespiffingbrit I'm confused.... you made everyone wait for your stream for an extra £250? Or did you make that amount of money from donations before the stream went live.
2:15:00 Just a comment from a few days late. When you get back into the game, you should edit the Bezos quest line to pay only 0-1 gold per quest. You get "paid in experience."
The fact that Brit is recreating actual Australian history is amazing and makes me proud to be an Aussie. First with convict island and then with the historical fact that Australian soldiers lost a battle against Emus! You’re a brilliant POM Spiff
You know what would be awesome? if they gave you a First Person mode where you could play through your own quests and campaigns in this. kinda like how the old Roller Coaster Tycoon Games would let you ride your own rides
Black Sheep: "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, it's me The Spiffing Sheep. Today, we're going to try an unarmed build, and hopefully with the power of tea..."
I love this game, only problem I see is that they still haven't added the option for other players (and yourself) to play your creations while the necessary tech does exist (being able to take control of mobs shows a rudimentary combat control system does exist)
As a man who is currently trapped in the Jeff Besos quest line in real life, I appreciate you so much spiff. Many laughs and good times. Keep playing this game on your channe
The stream starts with an image of two anime girls having a stand off with Yorkshire Tea and Starbucks coffee on their faces. My joy is immense right off the bat.
When Spiff asked who the "president" of Australia was and he thought it was Tony Abbott still, I finally understood how bad things have gotten here. I actually thought "Ah Tony Abbott. Wouldn't that be nice instead of what we have now?". What kind of world are we living in that we can look fondly back on that guy?
Summons tea golems and tea demons. Straight from the boiling pits of Cauldronus itself. It costs life to perform this cursed ritual, but in exchange you create the biggest Tea Army to ever exist.
Spiff we need a series! The lore behind the Emu’s vs. The Aussies is festering in my brain, I cannot sleep at night without wondering who will win this Great 100 year war
20:36 I absolutely love how the "flavor text" for the coffee bean AT FIRST said "Defenestrate the enemy" LOL, do you even know what Defenestrate means? It means, to throw someone out a window...LMAO
If you find the time to revisit this beautiful Utopia of a world, please do. I really enjoyed the entire stream, and would love to see you make this or another world into a series.
@@FoxDren Whilst streaming an epic adventure, as a widely renowned influencer does, a tragic demise befell him. It was an accident, of course, nobody had meant for him to come to harm. Spiff merely tried to expedite his journey to Australia and, in the process, RT met a gruesome and lonely, albeit instantaneous, death. Fear not, however! RTGame 2, the brave successor to our influencer hero, stepped up to the challenge of being transported to this far-off land, and transported he was. To the ocean, that is, where a great misfortune encountered him, and he, too, had the flame of his life extinguished in an instant. TL;DR: He died. Twice. :(
@@BidiguiloChefao Spiff's alternate universe, where the British empire never fell and Spiff is the Queen of England, or as it's better known, The World.
1:41:45. Best limp wristed hand clap ever. Your joy at this game is infectious. How many views do you have that watched this whole video? I can't stop.
Dude wtf... this game is a fucking accomplishment. A no-code game engine which is in itself a game and an automatic quality test suite. What the hell. This is like alien technology.
Well, you aren't wrong about the boat building bit. At least as long as you're not city folk. Well, maybe less boat and more "it approximately floats and we can suggest the direction it goes in". Raft building was very definitely a course I took. Also building trebuchets and longbows, you know, the usual stuff :D
43:03 I'm just imagining this dude pointing his finger, tea builds on his finger nail, then releases said tea, shooting it like a bullet making a small whistle sound as it goes the speed of sound
Me: Spiff put the trebuchets on Australia backwards. *a few moments later* Spiff: Trebuchets are not backwards chat! *a few moments later* Spiff: ....God dammit....
I haven't watched Spiff regularly for a while but this was great fun to watch and I'll tune back in for part two. I'm probly going to buy the game because of you, looks like so much fun!
So I'm playing this game and I set my start zone for levels 1-5 and some of my players have decided to march to the level 5 quest zones take the quests and complain about dying too much... I hate how accurate the game is on that part.
Florida Man here. I'm highly disappointed that the food shop wasn't called Publix the Florida Specific Food Store we have and for the Blacksmith you should just call it Flea Market. That's where we go to get all our guns and weapons! CVS and Holiday Inn for the Inn! Way to late most likely but man if your gunna make Florida gotta have the necessary components!
There needs to be an evil class option like a Coffeemancer or Caffiend or something, they use evil poisonous coffee attacks or at least a Cuban coffee themed boss fight that's super strong
I'd have never discovered this gem of a game! Already got 12+ hours sunk into it and it has not even been 2 full days... It's a single indie developer so I really really hope he gets a good amount of new buyers due to Spiff! We need more fresh ideas like this in the gaming world
Hey spiff. The current prime minister of Australia is Scott Morrison. Known as ScoMo by the public at large. You could also add in Harold Holt our prime minister who went missing while going for a swim.
If there is a part two, I'd say there should be a three part quest where you are hired by the Aussies for tea to go to war with the Emus after they lose the Emu War
Final boss is 13 coffee roasting machines, and they are all running full tilt, and you must ensure the beans don't burn or else you lose and have to drink the burnt bean juice.
Maybe you could put the last boss as 'Death'. Before you fight them, the second to last quest is to drink over 9000 cups of Yorkshire Gold. Also, I am disappointed that you did not put Treants as the first monster named 'Unharvested Tea' and put the quest as 'Harvest Yorkshire Gold'. But you did put a tea harvesting quest, so I'm not unhappy ;). Still. Maybe you could have a Treant quest giver 'Demigod of Tea'? 'Go forth and spread the religion of Yorkshire Gold to five different people'. You know, gotta build that tea pyramid empire. Queen at the top, new drinkers harvesting tea for those who recruited them and then the recruiters get taxed until sufficient quantities of tea are amassed to sustained the queen's immortality.
Prime Minister of Australia is Scott Morrison, but I don't blame you for forgetting. The man's basically a low level bureaucrat that's somehow at the top and doesn't know what to do. Like when Jerry became mayor in Parks and Rec, but with him performing as well as you'd expect from that situation instead of the joke being "actually he was the best"
It amazes me when gaming UA-camrs even a fifth as popular as you don't disable Steam's Friend Request notifications. I have all Steam notifications disabled other than DMs. It's so peaceful.
First saw it from RT and im listening to this whilst thinking "I want to make Chungus-Quest on this, should I buy it" And god It looks like mario maker but not... mario
It feels weird knowing my state's government has been financing games played around the world I don't know who came up with the idea, but it's brilliant
I just bought this game it’s really fun but it’s defiantly an alpha there can be a lot more stuff added and fixed such as thought reports. Also spiff please play more of this game I want to see you world expand
I like to think that when you are taking control of characters that you are basically hacking them, and they players would be panicking while their character doesn't listen to them and does what it wants.
So funny: coming back to my laptop this evening after having watched the latest sleep exploit video, and this video is the one that the algorithm landed me on when i was asleep.
I hope when you look back at the analytics for the video, you see my thumbs up was given during the black screen segment.
@@thespiffingbrit I would see a video just about that
Me too! Haha
@@therealdannymullen °° °° °° °°
oooo, this would be fantastically useful for tabletop rpgs!
One of the reasons why I want it
if there’s a part two you should add the boston tea party as a boss area where you fight the tea dumpers and you can loot tea from the area
He should also add the tea farmers as bad guys that live in South America or somewhere else that has a big coffee production
We need more hot drink pun mobs or hot drink npc's.
Just needed to dlnd this little wonder. Love you Spiff!
Negotiate an alliance with the Cocoa Knights to finally defeat the Killer Coffee Command, only to find out that one of your own generals put peyote in the tea and your people are tripping balls and can't fight.
Pop
Oh boy, they should add multiplayer. Naming things after your viewers only gets you so far, but if viewers could grind and exploit in the world you make, it would be on the whole another lvl.
MMORPG tycoon 3 maybe???
I was thinking the same thing - it shouldn't be *THAT* hard to implement, right?
@Zooshi Prime There is already a base just need to make quests and shops actually work.
@@lollol5263 There's a little more than just that. You also need to host servers able to host hundreds of players per world someone makes, and on top of that 99% of worlds won't get any players. It would really be a streamer only feature, which I guess is alright but it's a lot of extra work for something that most people won't experience.
I agree that it would be cool but I'd rather the devs spend their time on features that all players can experience(Like the planned dungeon and clan updates), rather than something very little people will see.
@@cryptosporidium1203 I'd like if you could design a world and others be able to download and play it as an actual rpg, all the other "players" would be npcs
I hope this becomes some kind of series.
@The Spíffing Brlt stfu
@@Cacastacio Good job insulting a bot..
@@thespiffingbrit LETS GO
@@lorrdy7640 thank you :3
@@thespiffingbrit Best ending
So Spiff broke streaming and made money without even streaming.
As expected.
Seems perfectly balanced to me.
@@thespiffingbrit they paid money to delay the stream why would you do that
@@GooeyDoggy why WOULDN’T he? Hell I’m kinda tempted to pull something like that if I got on the stream in time
@@thespiffingbrit I'm confused.... you made everyone wait for your stream for an extra £250? Or did you make that amount of money from donations before the stream went live.
@@LongGamingSessions he was donated and they asked him to delay the stream
2:15:00 Just a comment from a few days late. When you get back into the game, you should edit the Bezos quest line to pay only 0-1 gold per quest. You get "paid in experience."
This is pretty much exactly how it should work 💯
of course!
The fact that Brit is recreating actual Australian history is amazing and makes me proud to be an Aussie. First with convict island and then with the historical fact that Australian soldiers lost a battle against Emus! You’re a brilliant POM Spiff
You know what would be awesome? if they gave you a First Person mode where you could play through your own quests and campaigns in this. kinda like how the old Roller Coaster Tycoon Games would let you ride your own rides
I agree that should be a thing.
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Black Sheep: "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, it's me The Spiffing Sheep. Today, we're going to try an unarmed build, and hopefully with the power of tea..."
I love this game, only problem I see is that they still haven't added the option for other players (and yourself) to play your creations while the necessary tech does exist (being able to take control of mobs shows a rudimentary combat control system does exist)
They were able to take over players so that's something
Lol, this is hilarious. I died at the "Confront Manager" quest!
Your avatar is pretty!
As a man who is currently trapped in the Jeff Besos quest line in real life, I appreciate you so much spiff. Many laughs and good times. Keep playing this game on your channe
Si
Thanks for this Todd Howard. Genius as ever!
It just works!
It just works, okay?
@@davidback2144 it’s a meme
@@drwho2465 a meme that just works!
@@drwho2465 utilitarianismnnnn emm mom
Hmm N u ultimatelynnnwnnnnnnn
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
They do if they want to get to Australia.
The stream starts with an image of two anime girls having a stand off with Yorkshire Tea and Starbucks coffee on their faces. My joy is immense right off the bat.
I hope someone else appreciates the fact that he named the starting place queens landing and the first dam person to come out of the gate is Bran
When Spiff asked who the "president" of Australia was and he thought it was Tony Abbott still, I finally understood how bad things have gotten here.
I actually thought "Ah Tony Abbott. Wouldn't that be nice instead of what we have now?". What kind of world are we living in that we can look fondly back on that guy?
I have no idea who that is or anything about it but now I'm going to go look it all up.
Should've been $cuMo with a quest called "shit pant at Engadine Maccas"
@@Jammermaker he's the dumbass prime minister who knighted Prince Philip
Definitely getting this game, stream more please!!! Can’t wait to see the players take part in the emu wars.
Is the game free? It looks damn cool
@@drowl2993 It's $25
This game needs either a warlock-esqu class or enemy type named tea-fling's 🤣🤣🤣
Summons tea golems and tea demons. Straight from the boiling pits of Cauldronus itself. It costs life to perform this cursed ritual, but in exchange you create the biggest Tea Army to ever exist.
@@point-five-oh6249 you mean “teamons”
Spiff we need a series! The lore behind the Emu’s vs. The Aussies is festering in my brain, I cannot sleep at night without wondering who will win this Great 100 year war
Spoiler, it's similar to the Korean war, nobody won and technically hasn't ended
emu's won
20:36 I absolutely love how the "flavor text" for the coffee bean AT FIRST said "Defenestrate the enemy" LOL, do you even know what Defenestrate means? It means, to throw someone out a window...LMAO
Spiff, probably, "Coffee drinkers are the lowest form of life, even lower than Chaos worshipers."
Should've called the third The Yanks ability "The Second Amendment"
Gosh darn right!
*slurps coffee*
I hope a part 2 stream comes out soon, really love this
Oof
If only...
I swear if it comes out today
If you find the time to revisit this beautiful Utopia of a world, please do. I really enjoyed the entire stream, and would love to see you make this or another world into a series.
God save the Queen.
Also RIP RTGame (and RTGame 2) :[
wait what happened to RT game?
@@FoxDren Whilst streaming an epic adventure, as a widely renowned influencer does, a tragic demise befell him. It was an accident, of course, nobody had meant for him to come to harm. Spiff merely tried to expedite his journey to Australia and, in the process, RT met a gruesome and lonely, albeit instantaneous, death.
Fear not, however! RTGame 2, the brave successor to our influencer hero, stepped up to the challenge of being transported to this far-off land, and transported he was. To the ocean, that is, where a great misfortune encountered him, and he, too, had the flame of his life extinguished in an instant.
TL;DR: He died. Twice.
:(
@@voxvolhynia5400 what kinda alternate universe are u on
@@BidiguiloChefao Spiff's alternate universe, where the British empire never fell and Spiff is the Queen of England, or as it's better known, The World.
@@voxvolhynia5400 Somebodies been sneaking out of their Simulation pod again. -_-
Someones gonna be in trouble.
"coffee beans dont have tails." -the spiffing brit, 2021
Bit disappointed tea bagger wasn’t the class name for the berserker
Spiff's live streams are so satisfying to listen to while working
That first minute is just "UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game."
So I watched this for about an hour before I looked up the game and found out that those weren't real people playing🤣
Big yikes
Wait they aren’t. I feel kinda silly now
Make this a series. And then play through it yourself as one of the characters
C Gn can you send me please
Queen's Quest is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits whatsoever
1:41:45. Best limp wristed hand clap ever. Your joy at this game is infectious. How many views do you have that watched this whole video? I can't stop.
I shall use my dev knowledge to make this into a real game someday when I finish my current game project
This game's been on my steam wishlist for a few months now. Watching you play it has been great, and I hope you continue playing it on stream!
Dude wtf... this game is a fucking accomplishment. A no-code game engine which is in itself a game and an automatic quality test suite. What the hell. This is like alien technology.
I have been looking for this game for a year and I have finally found the name. Thank you so much!
Absolutely wonderful stream,
I enjoyed all about 2 hours of it
Also thanks for adding my quest line into the game.
@@thespiffingbrit Next questline should be tracking down Borris Johnson.
@@mtffieldagent6048 Multiple children after child support payments?!
I drink coffee and tea,
Peace was always an option
Also: i love how one of the most important things in the game "the Gates" is pointing the wrong way
Well, you aren't wrong about the boat building bit. At least as long as you're not city folk. Well, maybe less boat and more "it approximately floats and we can suggest the direction it goes in". Raft building was very definitely a course I took. Also building trebuchets and longbows, you know, the usual stuff :D
i like how you see how casual he is without the jumpcuts. :)
43:03
I'm just imagining this dude pointing his finger, tea builds on his finger nail, then releases said tea, shooting it like a bullet making a small whistle sound as it goes the speed of sound
spif making 250 pre-stream is nice, i can think of a few streamers who have probably broken that number but not many
as an American, I have to say you captured us perfectly.
I believe the best way to describe this tea based mmorpg is a ... HOME BREW !😅☺
Me: Spiff put the trebuchets on Australia backwards.
*a few moments later*
Spiff: Trebuchets are not backwards chat!
*a few moments later*
Spiff: ....God dammit....
0:00 i had Starbucks today and almost vomited. I drank tea this evening and i was perfectly fine
Yet more proof of the assertion, "gamers want games, not graphics."
This was excellent. I was very pleased that I got my own trebuchet in my little fungal forest of the coffee drinkers!
Absolutely wonderful! Please continue creating this gold.
I haven't watched Spiff regularly for a while but this was great fun to watch and I'll tune back in for part two. I'm probly going to buy the game because of you, looks like so much fun!
So I'm playing this game and I set my start zone for levels 1-5 and some of my players have decided to march to the level 5 quest zones take the quests and complain about dying too much... I hate how accurate the game is on that part.
ROFL, "Get off my Lawn" was friggin brilliant !
I'm literally in America, in Texas, on an oil rig, and drinking coffee.. I really should have caught this stream lol. loved it.
Florida Man here. I'm highly disappointed that the food shop wasn't called Publix the Florida Specific Food Store we have and for the Blacksmith you should just call it Flea Market. That's where we go to get all our guns and weapons! CVS and Holiday Inn for the Inn! Way to late most likely but man if your gunna make Florida gotta have the necessary components!
Well m I'm impressed he actually made a tycoon live stream fun to watch
Bro spiff is really good at transitions because he went from "this dragon was murdered by coffee" to saying "nice little campfire" like dang .
This made me buy and enjoy this game. I spent 3 hours making my classes. 12/10
Same here xD
Im absolutely stoked for your next stream of this
I really love for this to become a series.
As an MMORPG enthusiast, I find this game very interesting.
When the spiffing brit makes an MMO better than World of Warcraft Shadowlands.....
By far the best video you have ever done please continue this make this weekly at least
thank you spiff... you got me addicted to that game now...
Loved this! Unfortunately missed the live stream but hopefully I can make it to the next one. Keep drinking tea ladies and gentlemen!
There needs to be an evil class option like a Coffeemancer or Caffiend or something, they use evil poisonous coffee attacks or at least a Cuban coffee themed boss fight that's super strong
I would have named the respawn point in America "The Affordable Care Act."
Spiffing didn't notice he didn't have his network up and running before he opened the game up to the public, LOL.
I'd have never discovered this gem of a game! Already got 12+ hours sunk into it and it has not even been 2 full days...
It's a single indie developer so I really really hope he gets a good amount of new buyers due to Spiff! We need more fresh ideas like this in the gaming world
Hey spiff. The current prime minister of Australia is Scott Morrison. Known as ScoMo by the public at large.
You could also add in Harold Holt our prime minister who went missing while going for a swim.
If there is a part two, I'd say there should be a three part quest where you are hired by the Aussies for tea to go to war with the Emus after they lose the Emu War
Worth watching all 3 Hours after i missed the stream! I got the game mid vod :D please bring more! i never had so much fun with a game in a while!!
Final boss is 13 coffee roasting machines, and they are all running full tilt, and you must ensure the beans don't burn or else you lose and have to drink the burnt bean juice.
Spiff: E3 is terrible
Wholesome Gaming conference: Announces a tea business sim & a tea party sim
Maybe you could put the last boss as 'Death'. Before you fight them, the second to last quest is to drink over 9000 cups of Yorkshire Gold. Also, I am disappointed that you did not put Treants as the first monster named 'Unharvested Tea' and put the quest as 'Harvest Yorkshire Gold'. But you did put a tea harvesting quest, so I'm not unhappy ;). Still. Maybe you could have a Treant quest giver 'Demigod of Tea'? 'Go forth and spread the religion of Yorkshire Gold to five different people'. You know, gotta build that tea pyramid empire. Queen at the top, new drinkers harvesting tea for those who recruited them and then the recruiters get taxed until sufficient quantities of tea are amassed to sustained the queen's immortality.
"It's hard to find Australia on a map"
And you say we're bad at geography!?!
Prime Minister of Australia is Scott Morrison, but I don't blame you for forgetting. The man's basically a low level bureaucrat that's somehow at the top and doesn't know what to do.
Like when Jerry became mayor in Parks and Rec, but with him performing as well as you'd expect from that situation instead of the joke being "actually he was the best"
It amazes me when gaming UA-camrs even a fifth as popular as you don't disable Steam's Friend Request notifications. I have all Steam notifications disabled other than DMs. It's so peaceful.
this got me to subscribe so fast. Thank you for your amazing content. I will now binge it all while I work on art commissions.
"Aww look at all those people socializing in the sea!" -Spiff 2021
Oh the Jurassic Park theme when people enter America was perfect, 11/10
First saw it from RT
and im listening to this whilst thinking "I want to make Chungus-Quest on this, should I buy it"
And god
It looks like mario maker but not... mario
I brought it
CHUNGUS QUEST SHALL EXIST
It feels weird knowing my state's government has been financing games played around the world
I don't know who came up with the idea, but it's brilliant
They only do that for the arts, which can mean only one thing.
Ah, I recognise this intro gif from Damsterdam - Standoff, a good song. With less tea in my memory, weird that :D
I just bought this game it’s really fun but it’s defiantly an alpha there can be a lot more stuff added and fixed such as thought reports. Also spiff please play more of this game I want to see you world expand
I like to think that when you are taking control of characters that you are basically hacking them, and they players would be panicking while their character doesn't listen to them and does what it wants.
This is pretty chill. Sounds like an English Bob Ross painting an MMO
UA-cam streaming is 100% perfectly balanced with 0 exploits whatsoever.
For the love of tea this needs to be a series!
WHERE'S GRACE?!?! She needs to be the only enemy in a zone that gets killed 10 times for the quest!
I was expecting one of the Coffee beans to be named Sean....and was disappointed noone was.
and set its health to 1 so it dies first
Anybody else here with all of Spiffing Brit's longest stream VODs in a queue to automagically print money while you sleep? Just me? Hm.
Spiff! You should stream this game again. I really enjoyed watching it! So thank you!!
Is there a follow-up? I have to know what happened to Australia!
Class Names:
- Brewid (spiritual connections to tea, healer class)
- Cuppadin (noble warrior of 5oclock, tank class)
- Yorkshire Ranger (hides between tasty leafs, offensive/stealth class)
It's not a Spiff stream without a piping hot cup of COFFEE! THE SUPERIOR BEVERAGE!!!!
So funny: coming back to my laptop this evening after having watched the latest sleep exploit video, and this video is the one that the algorithm landed me on when i was asleep.
Should have made a level 50 area where every step is potentially your last and call it Detroit