Jack Doherty Is Cooked...
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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Jack Doherty has the eloquence of a single-celled organism.
@RyzWtfok
@RyzWtf alrighty then
This is terribly disrespectful.. towards single cell organisms
Single cell organisms serve a greater purpose.
He also has the testosterone equivalent to a 12 year old boy in fact I think a 12 year old has more testosterone.
Jack thinks that post makes him seem like a hero "NO JACK!" This means you were aware of S_X A_____t happening at your home and was absolutely fine with it as long as the assaulter worked for you, how disgusting
Yeah that was super creepy
I’m only a couple mins in, but what you said is EXACTLY what I was thinking!
He’s a spoiled brat kid His audience is 12yo boys In their mind he’s a hero It’s so pathetic
Bro literally got famous and all the material things anyone could ever want in life by just being a huge dirtbag. Unfortunately, being a dirtbag works. It's entertaining to people because it's outside the societal norm. Can't stand this kid & can't stand him even more now bc of this. He's just coming forward about it because it benefits him. Ok! That's ALL the energy my fingers have to type about jack douchery.
i mean are we really surprised? we been known this guy is like the worst person on the internet for a while
Its insane how many people that are rich and famous yet have no talent whatsoever,the internet really is a double edged sword.
@Ezz_Fr They are definitely not entertaining, haha.
internet is a dumb edged sword
They arent famous. They just somehow make views that makes ad money. Its ads.
@@joey19931226 its aids
Rise of the Nepo Baby
Remember folks, to spay and neuter your billionaires and bosses.
Comparing ratioing Jack to slapping the top of the door is the best analogy I’ve heard in a while😂
Especially seeing as Jack is too short to reach the tops of doors 😭
Right! Same goes for neon lol
you think he broke down the door? nah me hid behind his friends while THEY did it, just like he does during fights
Legend has it, with every fight he runs away from, his hair grows 2 inches
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
@@p-__ thats...idek
@@p-__
@@p-__Stop the spam.
😂 seems plausible!
Jack's recount of what happened quite literally sounds like a kid trying to tell you about his day and, how superman came to visit the school.
And then, and then, and then
Right? And Sammy is obviously lying trying to think of what to say.
Jack Doherty looking like Jimmy Neutron if he lost all of his intelligence TBH
No brain, just hair
This actually happens in one of the episodes and this is very accurate
Jimmy Groupon
I'm loopy i'm loopy.
Jacky Atrophy
Jack should've reported Matt's actions immediately, instead of staying silent for so long. It's completely unacceptable. Nevertheless, we'll need more evidence to clear the uncertainties!
If multiple women are coming out saying he's lying and SA'd them then why take anything he says seriously
@@lavarball528 You SAd me!
@@lavarball528 You sexually assaulted me
@@lavarball528 Now that multiple other women have come forward, I too would like to bring up the fact that you sexually assaulted me.
@@jakejakerson7965 I can't belive so many others have had the same thing happen.
Buy watermelon. Cut top off watermelon. Hollow out watermelon. Drop Apple Vision Pro inside. Place mixed container of tannerite inside. Place top back on watermelon. Aquire rifle. Move away until you reach a safe distance and behind a safe cover. Do what you will.
Have it live feed recording from the inside
That apple vision pro's gonna get turned into shrapnel. Congratulations you've illegally manufactured a fragmentation explosive. RIP your dog.
"you're cool"
How to make fent?
Instructions unclear. My mum's dead now. Thanks bro.
Barber: what can I do for you?
Jack: ever seen a birds nest?
Barber: say no more.
Bro really got the makeup brush cut
he is literally a walking bird's nest
LOL 😂
Kids that looked like this dork when I was a kid got beat up and made fun of regularly.
@@RadamTadamYea idk why that look has become so popular i see 10 people a day with that haircut and exact same clothes: tennis shoes, gym shorts, t or long sleeve shirt and they all seem to have the same dogshit personality too
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Paul Blart Mall Cop, is arguably one of the best family movies that has ever existed and shows the real struggles of a single father who works extremely hard to give his family everything they need.
Edit: Jesus it brings a joy to my heart that so many of you love the man, the myth, and the legend that is Paul Blart.
Banger movie 🔥🔥
Fax
Amen
there is no distraction strong enough to take away from the mall cop of our hearts that is- *Paul "P.B" Blart*
Yes but the sequel was tragic
I have seen this guy in real life: it was in the New York Maceys at the toys r us section of the store. He was doing the “I’ll buy you whatever you want” with kids. He was walking around in an inappropriate hoodie with a six year old. He yelled at the mother when she got in frame of the video. He also had his body guard yelling at people that they had to wait till the end of the filming to get a picture even though nobody was trying to get one. He was annoying and a clown. Feel free to use this for anything.
Petey and Frankie are probably my favorite characters in the oompaville extended universe
@MoreRileyAndDJMarioBrosn o
Wait till Kevin enters their domain
N3on and Jack getting cooked in the 3rd week of March is amazing.
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
They didn't beware The Ides of March
mine are better then yours@@p-__
march madness goin crazy
@p-__ yes but do they taste like ooompa?
Just started watching, but had to let you know that seeing your dogs always makes me smile. My little Molly-dog, a Pug-cross mongrel, sadly died at the start of the year, and I miss her terribly. Seeing one of your pups reminds me of Molly-dog's little face and warms my broken heart.
Rest in peace to Molly! I agree! Oompa's adorable dogs always make me laugh! I'm glad you're able to smile at the dogs too!
@@m1ssmessy 🥺🥺🥺 Thank you so much for your reply. I feel like I'm missing a limb, but I'm able to smile at the lovely memories I have of her. Bless you
r.i.p molly sorry for your losss
@@NeptuneTartsorry for your loss. I just lost my best friend Abner of 13 years, 8 days ago. I know this comment was 4 months ago but if you haven’t already, consider giving another dog that needs a home the same love you gave to molly 🙂 I got super lucky and found a dog that needed a home only 2 days after I lost Abner and I knew he’d want me to help the next dog that needed it and it’s made the healing process a lot easier. I’ll never forget Abner, I still cry everyday and Everytime I talk about him still, but having Grace around makes it easier. She’s such a loving dog and she’d been in a shelter since November 2023. I hope you’ve healed as much as possible and have found peace. R.I.p to Abner and Molly, probably playing with each other wherever they are. ❤️❤️❤️
Bumberclart
Beautifully said
Bumbershart
Bombussy
These bots I swear
Bumper cart
Don't expose Tara, I'm absolutely sure she has footage that could end you 😂
I agree with this lol
Some say she has footage that could end all of us
We know she has outtakes of Caleb's nuts. Lol
I’m guessing ur joking
shes a professional editor, if she doesnt have the footage, it would be easy for her to edit things and make Caleb look sus enough to cause problems lol
The fact that Franky knows when to eat the bread from "okay" in his funny dog voice is so freaking cute
Jack is the reincarnation of the "don't taze me, bro!" man.
Don't disrespect him like that the "Don't tase me bro" guy got tased for asking John Kerry if he belonged to Skull & Bones
How dare you disrespect don’t taze me bro….watch the full video.
If Durian fruit were people.
I saw Jack on Santa Monica Pier. He was antagonizing the Police telling them he was going to jump off.
The cops were probably wishing someone would push him...
Unfortunate that he didn’t
Me: Do a flip!!
@@MrIrondog55 I was thinking the same thing
"yeah people would drive by my house, and take pictures, and i'd wave at them when they did it." Has the same energy as christian bale saying "somebody threatened to remove my frontal lobe if i walked down this alleyway so i went to go check it out." Absolutely based responses
Shout out to the editors fr. There’s no other channel I can think of where the editors play a “character” in the videos yet compliment the creator, and I love it so much.
I always think about some past video where the editors captioned “I have no idea what he’s talking about” while oopma was yapping and I think about it so often 👏
Markiplier and his editor Lixian have a similar vibe, but Lixian has a little cartoon avatar that pops in the side of the screen and Mark turns to him and has a one-sided convo. Occasionally, Lixian just replied with a black screen on white text, like when Mark would tell him to do something crazy, it'll just say "lol no.", but he usually does add a lot to the videos, especially to make things spookier or more over-the-top, which is pretty fun
The reason is the Matt guy actually has proof of Jack doing some SA. Now he is trying to smear his name before he releases the kraken.
The way jack talked about the issue at first really made it seem like he’s actually trafficking young women and basically doing what the Tate brothers were accused of, isn’t he literally running a business where he funnels young women into Only Fans and takes a cut?
And advertising it to children.
But again, isn't he YOUNGER than every single one of his OF clients? I honestly don't see the issue.
@@lavarball528if that’s gonna be your single point of argument then you should be upset that jack is doing it in the first place as he’s still incredibly young.
I get why y'all Andrew Tate Red Pillers would get mad at it, but me personally, I don't really find an issue with OF in the first place. Maybe that's why. @@clayfan3
@@lavarball528 ok so if I traffic 24 year old women it's ok bc I'm 20?
The way that Caleb reads text and tweets cures my depression! 💀
Same😂
Cheer up man! Get out there and have some fun! Lots to be had! Just no s.a. hahaha. Peace!
Every time I see Jack Doherty's hair it makes me think he only has hair in the back and he just flips it over the front of his head
Man out here with the reverse mullet…terrible
Pugs are the dog equivalent of RGB lighting or energy drink sponsorships at this point.
Or tattoos for cringefluencers.
Difference is that RGB lightnings are actually functional.
@@Antarctidefunctional is a term I’d use lightly, in fact I’d argue they have the same amount of usability 😂
Not as bad as incels
Pugs are some of the ugliest dogs so I think not
Jack Doherty looks like if you put Logan Paul in the dryer without a dryer sheet
Is it just me or does Jack look like one of those old troll dolls?
The most punchable tiny face 😂
Its very fitting, honestly
Or like a cabbage patch kid
More like a reject Raggedy Andy concept.
The troll dolls is perfect. Cabbage patch kid is wayyy too friendly and innocent.
I accept the request to duel.
We will need:
2 Horses, Jousting lists, 8 jousting lances (4 a piece each), 2 suits of plate mail (one for each), 2 shields (one for each), 2 short swords/or spike daggers each (for the coup de grace), 2 long swords each (for unmounted combat).
Lemme know when we can run that Oomp.
Ps: I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
i'll be your second dog
@@chrisdempsey-wg1ts I know that’s not how he’s called but “second dog” is the far superior term and I’m stealing it.
@@Topota_Madre_
Basically a medieval wingman, but for killing.
@@Topota_Madre_ go ahead my dude. everything is free on the internet if you look hard enough
@raiden1766
We have yet to reach terms. Besides the afore mentioned armaments, I inquire to know if it's first blood or no quarter. If the rule of respite will be observed or not. Or if Oomp even knows the gauntlet has been claimed and answered. My second should be consulted forthwith for any other details.
UA-cam: Strike down people with algorithm guidelines for harmless things.
Also UA-cam: Allows people like Jack and his friends on their platform. (among other terrible people)
Everyone just gonna ignore the most adorable burrito
I feel I should put this here; her flirting beforehand and kissing him =\= consent. Also, consent can be withdrawn at any time, she is not obligated to go ANYTHING just because she flirted.
I was looking for a comment like this, I don’t like jack but I feel like most of the hate is going towards him and not towards the guy who admitted the woman fled his room while he went to the restroom. The way he explained his interactions with her seemed like he was purposefully ignoring her being uncomfortable or scared of him
Also wasn't this graper of a cameraman the one who's claiming she even flirted beforehand? I highly doubt that happened, and he's just using that as an excuse.
@@julianmccue3991 Mizkif
@lavarball528 you beleive jack and his friends? And they only come out after jack gets mad enough and wants him canceled? Lol
Yes I believe the multiple women who are saying similar stories, and not the one extremely shady guy with no one backing him up. @@georgeforeman1097
3:08 “Pete are u alright” every waking moment is a struggle to breathe for that dog. Bro is definitely not alright
Definitely a shame what breeding has done to pugs
That piracy thing you said is exactly correct . I’m definitely not going to Twitter to look at anything these individuals are doing . You don’t tell me 😊I wouldn’t know or care
In 15 years Jack will be boxing Andrew Tate on Netflix
Jake Paul is a clown but not NEARLY as much of a clown as Jack.
To do that jack would have to know how to box
@@filmsta5sixtoosie only takes 2 weeks to learn like the Pauls did.
True 😂
For millions of dollars. I guess it’s worth it?
Frankie has so much talent. Balancing that piece of bread on his nose was just amazing.
She*
Imagine getting SA’d and one of the few sources that you have for getting justice waits to do it until a year after the fact, when it benefits them.
These poor women.
I feel awful for them.
Thats more of the bureaucratic nature of the government and of course people take advantage of that.
@@m16dude967stay in school
@@1940-Westinghouse-Flip-Toaster bro, you can report something and they can take longer than a year to have something come out of it. If you think offenders don't take advantage that, you don't know the criminal justice system. Its not investigation, its wasting time for the sake of it.
the way she talked about it, saying "like" and "you know" it usually almost always means the story they are telling is made up
@@alexpowers9158 it could be fake, just like any accusation could be untrue. However, saying "like" and "you know" doesn't meant they almost always are lying. Some people just aren't eloquently spoken. It doesn't mean they are making it up.
jack is literally the living personification of everything I hate about the internet i dont think i've ever wanted so many bad things to happen to someone i've never met before its almost impressive
"I am ready to duel if anyone wants to duel"
*looks behind the chair for a cartoonishly medieval dueling prop he can wield only to realize how many guns he has*
A girl I know was r*ped at a party last summer and when she came to me to tell me about it, she said she wasn't sure how she wanted to handle it.
I explained that i would help her no matter what her decision was. ultimately nothing ever came from this, and that dude still gets invited to parties and stuff like nothing ever happened.
Super twisted. I've completely isolated myself from almost everyone I know because of HORRIBLE things like this being condoned .
She's lying
That's depressing.
@@beetlejuice4693keep yourself safe
How you know she didn’t just regret it?
@@snarklar You just know beetledouche is some creepy 50yr old. The type parents warn their children about
Jack, the guy with a camera is his hand 24/7 didn't post a video of him and 10 of his paid for friends, busting down a girl, saving a girl from grape
Might wanna edit it to say busting down a door, busting down a girl is an insane statement 😂
@@ajtroutman6481 it makes the comment much more funny though
Busting down a girl ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
Right! Busted her down with 10 friends?!? I don't know who I'm more disgusted with, the guys or the "girl"@@Jackson-gl2ju
Oompaville is the type of guy to talk about an actual topic, and then start yapping about ww2
I forgot WW2 is not an actual topic my man, thanks for reminding me. Thats very sigma of you livy Dunn.
I went to high school with this neanderthal. On the bus to my school’s senior trip, he kicked my seat the whole 4 hour ride.
Riiiiight.... you look like your at least 50
badass
@@filmsta5sixtoosie his profile isn't him if you check his videos he's young
@@filmsta5sixtoosie
thats prob his dad lol dont be mean to dads man
Brother, President Eisenhower warned about the military industrial complex, not FDR.
Thank you!
Pershing too before Eisenhower in his 1947 speech
Beautiful Pug! First time to the channel, but I already love the vibes just by the pet interaction.
I thought Jack was 14 until last week 😂
He’s not 14?!
Jack’s the physical embodiment of ‘peaked in high school’
@@nzingahendricks4128 more peaked in middle school imo
@@nzingahendricks4128 more like peaked at 12 💀💀
He absolutely acts like 14
Maybe a local school’s tech club could use those Apple peepers. Ever take something apart and put it back together? It’s feckin fun. Or they could code a program for it and having the set could help them playtest.
5:12 mid sentence just starts to panic *”Franky?! Oh there you are”*
Idk why but that was funny😂
Anyone one who has a haircut like that is an adult toddler
I have that haircut :(
@@JasonAtlasAs long as you’re not legally an adult, it’s chill don’t worry. If you’re older than 18…. Idk what to tell you bro 😅
No but I have hair
@@IzzyIsntReal :(
@@JasonAtlas Change the hairstyle, brother. If you can't decide on one, natural hair all cut the same length (1-2 inches) across the head is always flattering.
I dont know how you trained your dogs so well - I applaud you. Fantastic job if no one has ever commend you on that.
Deuling is legal in TX as long as both parties consent
Top comment
❤
I need to relocate to Texas
Yeah, but no deadly weapons are allowed. I’m just saying you can’t do an old western stand off unfortunately lol
I’m definitely here for the pups and the candy.
I’m not definitely watching cornhub
2:33 I completely agree with this and I don’t know why. Something about chaos and destruction.
THE INTRO WITH THE PUGS IS AMAZING😭🖐
Jack is the type of person who would cheat during an egg-and-spoon-race with preschoolers just to send his bodyguard out to beat them because he lost.
"Where else is he supposed to talk about it?"
Court. Talk about it in court.
Imagine for a second a military draft is implemented and youre on the boat heading to a beach ready to storm it. Not knowing if youll live or die and you look to your left and you see these guys next to you. 🤣🤣 idk why i think its a funny visual
That's hilarious lol
I almost couldn't help how ironically sinical life's sense of humor can be sometimes.. 🙃
Nah, man. They'd get a terminal dose of the Gomer-Pyle treatment.
@@benmcreynolds8581***cynical
U should donate ur goggles to a child in a wheelchair. My son and his friends really enjoy the freedom the 3d glasses give them.
6:55 its crazy how he got Jack to read his own quote for this video.
Caleb-" I'm just a dumb homeschooled youtuber"
also Caleb: cites federal contracts laws with ease
I saw this title and out loud said “hooray” to myself unironically
11 guys to take down 1 door for an act of extreme chivalry? Dem boyz soft af....
That was my thought honestly. One swift kick above the handle and that door is done, I've had to do it when my son locked himself in his room. He's autistic and I panicked not being able to get to him. Mind you I'm a 5'2 woman, and they needed 11 dudes? Nah they just didn't care.
Editor, now is the time, your employer threatens you. Release the compilation of all the times you've edited oompaville shouting at his dogs. Go full slug 😂
Eisenhower warned of the military-industrial complex, not Roosevelt
I was hoping someone would say this
Word around the office is Roosevelt rode a Bull-Moose
Was about to post this
@@mikael557 Wasn’t that the party he created for a bit? The Bull Moose Party?
The video title made me so unbelievably happy, I did half backflip got up and did a silly dance to celebrate. Like a goblin who just found a golden dabloon in the forest
This kid crawled outta one of the jersey shore hot tubs with that haircut.. hottub baby hahaha.
I need the full Tara 60 mins investigation
I agree. We do need to bring back dueling. I also liked your peeled orange analogy.
At 6:21 the dog looks up at him after he says ball 😂
0:45 when you just whip the other doggo out I literally lost it and idk why 💀💀😂😂
Caleb be the type of guy to have a .90 second drawspeed. Cant wait to see the duel against EDP
idk why but the voices you do for these animals is the funniest thing for no reason its like im 6 again
AHAAAAAAAAAA😭💓 my heart when the pup held the breaaad
Jack is the example of what happens when you never Discipline Your child
Has anyone noticed that oompa is hilarious to hear in the background of any random task like eating
I got distracted by the Petey and Frankie puppies in the sweater. 🥹😍 They look so content and happy.
Listening to you at 7:00 is like trying to decipher Minecraft hieroglyphics 😂
Eleven people to break down a door?! Okay, buddy. 😂🤣
Maybe they were all Jacks size
Jack Doherty is the living embodiment of the phrase "universally despised"
Seeing all of these kick streamers careers fall off is so satisfying to watch
He was a thing before kick, he’s not going anywhere anytime soon unfortunately
Your sense of humor friggin great bro 😂 plz make content till you’re old
gonna buy $50 worth of sour boys on friday
What’s the best flavors??
They do be sold out right now. Hoping to get my hands on some soon myself
This is true praxis 😂
Don't be a cringe L mans. People like you are the reason most of us can't get any. Stop. They're making enough sales , I assure you.
@@justinholtmanjust buy sour patch kids same stuff but cheaper
I'm loving these longer videos that go really in depth.
“GEORGENOTFOUND!” Really got me 😂
I just found out today my mom watches Oompaville when I have been watching him for about a year now. Wow.
10 people to bust down a door is crazy.
Jack Doherty looks like what would happen if Eraserhead had a kid.
It's rare to see a pug with a neck and snout.
Always expose yourself before anyone else tries to expose you.
Always expose your friend's potentially illegal acts before you look like as much of a personification of a mistake as they do.
@@YourWaywardDestiny My comment was a throwaway joke about dropping your pants...
@@PowerSynopsis Mine was a throw away joke about being terrible people...
@@YourWaywardDestiny No it wasn't.
@@PowerSynopsis what? Literally what? The joke is they're both terrible anyways??? I'm sorry you aren't on the same wave length, but seriously why would you try to say what I meant.
It's all in the mustache! 😂 they won't suspect a thing lol
At 6:40 bro be spilling the highschool gossip xD
You've been killin it lately, Oompa! Love the work that you and your editors do! Please expose Tara's hidden evil ways!
The two dogs are adorable and brightened up my morning thank you bro
4:30 I’ll take it off your hands 😂
Like the old wisdom says who you hang with speaks volume about who you are as a person
Oompa humble moment 16:00 😂😂😂
The second dog melted my heart, came out of nowhere 🥹
12:24 this entire room and situation looks like it would smell of grilled cheese, code red, feet and axe deodorant spray