5 Minutes and 18 Seconds of my Favourite Top Gear “Tonight:...” Intros.

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  • @l0u13__3
    @l0u13__3 2 роки тому +2031

    Early Top gear- we drive some cars
    Later top gear- James throws a brick

    • @zathary564
      @zathary564 2 роки тому +55

      And it's still good

    • @johnhunter7244
      @johnhunter7244 2 роки тому +58

      Can't forget about USB though lol.

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 Рік тому

      ​​@@britishgaming2have you ever put toothpaste in your testicles?

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 Рік тому +4

      @@johnhunter7244I live in USB

    • @masa_411
      @masa_411 7 місяців тому +1

      Later top gear - we wear some hats

  • @provigilandchill
    @provigilandchill Рік тому +248

    S1 to 9: Professional information
    S10 to 22: "RiChard poiNts at a MiNibUs"

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 9 місяців тому +18

      "James says hello to a man" "Richard wears a towel"
      "And I find a bicycle in a river"

  • @carjack9974
    @carjack9974 3 роки тому +3115

    That’s one action packed episode

  • @yike1965
    @yike1965 2 роки тому +1281

    "And Richard forgets the abreviation for America"
    "USB?"

  • @ethandalton6480
    @ethandalton6480 2 роки тому +762

    "James enjoys the Nurburgring. I don't punch a producer. And Richard drives a car in a straight line without crashing."

  • @jammeslive4050
    @jammeslive4050 2 роки тому +1114

    I love that it slowly became more and more benign things as the show went on

    • @ydemoc3678
      @ydemoc3678 2 роки тому +4

      what's benign

    • @enchantingtable1550
      @enchantingtable1550 2 роки тому +29

      @@ydemoc3678 I think in this case it would be equivalent to more normal.

    • @Verziroo
      @Verziroo 2 роки тому +37

      @@enchantingtable1550 I think it would mean just mediocre things that no one would care about usually. "Tonight, I wear some goggles"

    • @oneandonlyjaybee
      @oneandonlyjaybee Рік тому +4

      Two swans move their heads about

    • @jessebeegee
      @jessebeegee Рік тому

      @@ydemoc3678it’s an online dictionary

  • @alexmckoy3478
    @alexmckoy3478 2 роки тому +1130

    I like how it progressively gets more mundane but you can tell Jeremy just keeps saying it more and more intensely

  • @Homesizzle86
    @Homesizzle86 4 роки тому +866

    "And I drive a Ferrari...on the moon"

    • @banesrb
      @banesrb 4 роки тому +41

      Presumably, the best one.

  • @TheGtracer1994
    @TheGtracer1994 2 роки тому +2156

    “I wear a hat,
    Richard wears a hat,
    And James, wears a hat”
    The most iconic one for me

    • @megalith17
      @megalith17 2 роки тому +35

      There's 3 of these hat intro, the Campervan episode, Snowbine Harvester & Off Road mobility scooter

    • @joshoprayy
      @joshoprayy 2 роки тому +45

      For me it’s the hat, the different hat and the hat with things on it.

    • @gagglegames
      @gagglegames 2 роки тому +48

      @@joshoprayy I wear a hat... James wears a hat... And Richard is behind a low wall.

    • @lostonearth7856
      @lostonearth7856 2 роки тому +20

      Don't forget:
      "Richard wears a blue hat,
      James wears a different hat,
      And I wear a hat with things on it."

    • @John_Akinde
      @John_Akinde 2 роки тому +1

      yep I know

  • @huwharrhy6846
    @huwharrhy6846 3 роки тому +721

    "James asks a girl for a favour"
    "errm no"

  • @ZugTheDragon
    @ZugTheDragon 2 роки тому +269

    I like how it goes from a car show to English textbook examples

    • @z-trip5457
      @z-trip5457 Рік тому +20

      "Richard makes a phone call"
      Describe what Richard is doing:
      *english textbooks were the worst*

  • @dormidontprivalov5903
    @dormidontprivalov5903 3 роки тому +281

    "The answer is a hat. And if it doesn't work - use more hats".

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 Рік тому +33

    3:18 Clarkson laughing at how little Richard is 😭

  • @tarawhittington5686
    @tarawhittington5686 2 роки тому +115

    This show was the first taste of those "out of context" compilations I now fill my days with

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 роки тому +80

    4:46 "...and Richard says 'Wooaaarrgh, Mummy!'" 😂

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant7353 Рік тому +58

    You know an episode’s gonna be exciting when Jeremy lists a bunch of mundane things him, May, and Hammond did in the intro

  • @vitothepizzaguy7475
    @vitothepizzaguy7475 Рік тому +52

    ''And James says 'Hello' TO A MAN!"
    ''A-ight mate''

  • @solidgent7870
    @solidgent7870 3 роки тому +176

    Richard waves at a M A N

  • @Brian-ze2iv
    @Brian-ze2iv 2 роки тому +470

    I have never commented before but I feel I have to mention it: The fact that you took the effort of adding each episode and season the clips originated from is a small but great detail. This video is unironically higher quality in SD than most Top Gear compilations are in HD. Good job, mate.

    • @Redbeta
      @Redbeta 2 роки тому +20

      I think in part he used some clips from the "All the TopGear Tonight intros", made by someone else I think

    • @thegamer-gz5cr
      @thegamer-gz5cr 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@RedbetaConfident about it as I recently saw said video and it had the episode listed in the same exact away as the other video

  • @MisterMevs
    @MisterMevs 3 роки тому +192

    0:25 - Petrol being below a pound per litre, those were the days :nostalgic_sadness:

    • @Chuby123
      @Chuby123 2 роки тому +6

      By the way, 3 weeks later shits got more crazy.

    • @MisterMevs
      @MisterMevs 2 роки тому +4

      @@Chuby123 Had to fork out 1.64 for E10 earlier... cried a little.

    • @rapu4
      @rapu4 2 роки тому +3

      @@MisterMevs E10's 2.239€/1.88£ per litre here in Finland. Fucking hell.

    • @ChequeTwice
      @ChequeTwice 2 роки тому +2

      @@rapu4 but at least it goes to your country services, unlike here in 🇬🇧

    • @wandering4104
      @wandering4104 2 роки тому

      It peaked at £1.94 in Bristol. Why not just kill us off and be done with it at this point

  • @thee8858
    @thee8858 4 роки тому +243

    "A fat man gets murdered...."
    LOOOOLLLL

  • @the8bitclicker_193
    @the8bitclicker_193 2 роки тому +164

    I still like how they say the most mundane things you wouldn't care about as if it's the most epic thing they've done in this show
    "Richard is behind a low wall"
    "I wear a hat"
    "A dog goes in a car"
    Hell, they might even say something as everyday-normal as "eating bread" and still make it sound awesome

    • @lilcuteli5843
      @lilcuteli5843 2 роки тому +14

      Richard eats a sandwich

    • @flopjul3022
      @flopjul3022 Рік тому +6

      @@lilcuteli5843 i point at a thing

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@flopjul3022 "dog looks over a wall"

  • @olzhas1one755
    @olzhas1one755 2 роки тому +39

    "Richard knocks something over"
    Footage of a giant chimney falling over

  • @natgrant1364
    @natgrant1364 Рік тому +24

    They always made it sound so exciting and action-packed!

  • @mtrps_
    @mtrps_ 2 роки тому +48

    i love how this show has shaped my sense of humor

  • @ethandalton6480
    @ethandalton6480 2 роки тому +25

    "I start a farm. James does some cooking. And Richard renovates an old car."

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf 3 роки тому +146

    "And James wears ladies' underwear on his head" LOLOLOLOL

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 11 місяців тому +1

      It's the best place for a pair of tights. Trust me.🤭

  • @chanilkadesilva5895
    @chanilkadesilva5895 2 роки тому +15

    "James asks a girl for a favour".. "no.." xD

  • @Thefamousoibruv
    @Thefamousoibruv 2 роки тому +117

    0:49 and 1:43 - the duality of a dog

  • @normanprice8810
    @normanprice8810 2 роки тому +64

    “And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America”

    • @JK_Clark
      @JK_Clark 2 роки тому +12

      "US... B?|" ha ha!

  • @hesky10
    @hesky10 2 роки тому +134

    That could easily be released as a song, Clarksons words are quite lyrical at times

  • @scasny
    @scasny 3 роки тому +60

    there are some sheep on our track and our track is bit foggy.
    besides tea that is the most British thing i heard in a while

  • @devravi7049
    @devravi7049 2 роки тому +96

    the best part is where they simply dont tell you anything about the show

    • @generalsonic23
      @generalsonic23 10 місяців тому +1

      Can't wait for the episodes then...

  • @nisaame
    @nisaame 2 роки тому +91

    Everybody wears a hat is definitely my favourite

  • @Blueflag04
    @Blueflag04 3 роки тому +85

    0:42 We shout at the government

    • @joshuamccutcheon
      @joshuamccutcheon 2 роки тому +1

      Literally everyone in Wellington right now
      (From New Zealand for context)

  • @noodleresidue
    @noodleresidue Рік тому +6

    “James annoys a dog” is my favorite

  • @erickelly9394
    @erickelly9394 2 роки тому +13

    I don't know why but "a man eats a snack" gets me every time

  • @Georgewestron.
    @Georgewestron. Рік тому +6

    The best one is the s16 e3 on "TONIGHT a fat man gets murdered, a donkey gets overtaken and james wares ladys pants on his head"

  • @limpetarch98k
    @limpetarch98k 2 роки тому +10

    Best intro
    Tonight on Bottom Gear,
    I drive a silent electric car,
    Hammond uses a fucking toilet,
    And James commits arson

  • @ClipCrew
    @ClipCrew Рік тому +21

    It literally got to the point where they knew they could say anything and it wouldn't impact viewership, so they had fun with it.

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 3 роки тому +38

    TONIGHT! Richard wears a blue hat... James wears a different hat... and I wear a hat with things on it!

  • @Cheerful_Ox
    @Cheerful_Ox 3 роки тому +56

    1:25 welcome to top hat

  • @AquaDavie
    @AquaDavie Рік тому +24

    All of these intros make it look like the show is about incredibly mundane things that happen to be filmed in the middle of insane or unusual circumstances

  • @ringoferrer2343
    @ringoferrer2343 2 роки тому +15

    1:06 and james and I go to the lavatory :D
    he sounds so happy lol

  • @sanketpatil347
    @sanketpatil347 2 роки тому +9

    Stig skids a supercharged JAAAGGGGG

  • @DtotheS2795
    @DtotheS2795 10 місяців тому +4

    4:37 "And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America"

  • @shoobfloof22
    @shoobfloof22 Рік тому +7

    Still waiting for the episode to start
    Jokes aside tho, this actually has some really good editing. Not only did they sync up the background track so that sounds completely continuous and never sounds like it skips at all, but they also put the season and episode in the corner so you can go find it if you want to watch the whole episode. Fantastic! And hilarious, as always with Top Gear

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 Рік тому

      Pretty sure someone else made a compilation of all the intros. This person just took their fav intros from the other person's video.

  • @nirangatang7759
    @nirangatang7759 2 роки тому +7

    The intros get broader every time😂😂

  • @arlocke
    @arlocke 2 роки тому +8

    0:54 Richard falls down a small slope
    favorite

  • @rainbowios98
    @rainbowios98 3 роки тому +47

    James says hello to a man

  • @sharksman20rocks
    @sharksman20rocks 2 роки тому +10

    1:18 “James catches fire”.
    Also me: Thinks of Thomas and the breakdown train

    • @tudorbrancuturcu5996
      @tudorbrancuturcu5996 10 місяців тому +1

      Oh my god! I’m a Thomas fan and I never made that connection!! Well done mate!

    • @CaolanBrannigan
      @CaolanBrannigan 9 місяців тому

      Why is it everywhere I go there is something related to Thomas the Tank Engine

  • @Memoquin
    @Memoquin 2 роки тому +4

    I love these went from the vehicles they would test drive to wearing hats and a picture of Steve McQueen

  • @spkra8798
    @spkra8798 2 роки тому +7

    …A man from Liverpool drives a car..
    Liverpool man: “EEHEHEEEE”

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 4 місяці тому +1

    This is gonna be one hell of an episode

  • @jandevuilnisman2485
    @jandevuilnisman2485 2 роки тому +13

    Jeremey really got that shitpost status

  • @reubenbailey7491
    @reubenbailey7491 2 роки тому +9

    Now I see why all the bottom gear memes exist.

  • @artepjan
    @artepjan 2 роки тому +6

    high quality content, perfect intros, the hat ones are just 🤣👌

  • @ruairidh5796
    @ruairidh5796 2 роки тому +47

    Every youtube thumbnail: 3:41

  • @Del_S
    @Del_S 2 роки тому +3

    Top Gear and Team Fortress 2:
    It's hats. It's all hats.

  • @pavelcerny9803
    @pavelcerny9803 Рік тому +3

    4:46 this made me laugh much more than I expected

  • @srgntsylveon2919
    @srgntsylveon2919 2 роки тому +9

    At 2:33 I can't think of anything more Birmingham than that

  • @LittleOwl2003
    @LittleOwl2003 8 місяців тому

    Not 5 seconds in and the “Hammond thinks he’s Jesus” broke me XD

  • @Chrisyboy182
    @Chrisyboy182 Рік тому +1

    That small hill is like a mountain to hammond

  • @tudorbrancuturcu5996
    @tudorbrancuturcu5996 Рік тому +2

    Theory: The reason why in the later episodes they say some basic stuff that’s not related to the story. They don’t wanna spoil the story

    • @A_Buster9693
      @A_Buster9693 11 місяців тому

      in some behind the scenes clips, Clarkson explicitly states that he doesn't like to spoil the story
      it was relating to the episode they were talking about, but it also explains why Jeremy started talking about holding up jars.

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner Рік тому +2

    *Tonight in bottom gear*
    I drive silent electric car.
    Hammond uses a fokin toilet
    And James commits arson.

  • @CelebWrestling1
    @CelebWrestling1 3 роки тому +36

    Should make a try not to laugh of these

  • @charliewaz
    @charliewaz 11 місяців тому

    “And James has some bananas” gets me every time

  • @jakesanchez5886
    @jakesanchez5886 2 роки тому +10

    That killed me😂😂😂😂 2:00

  • @thedutchmanuk6730
    @thedutchmanuk6730 2 роки тому +1

    "James draws on a board, Richard waves at a man, and i run away from a table"

  • @jackmarshall578
    @jackmarshall578 2 роки тому +3

    We drive some chairs 😭🤣🤣

  • @gian-lucanardini9706
    @gian-lucanardini9706 2 роки тому +4

    After every single one I was waiting for the outro of the intro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @d_kobb82649
    @d_kobb82649 Рік тому

    Jeremy: "And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America"
    Richard: "USB"
    I'm having headache by the laughters, this is the best one so far 😂😂😂

  • @areeajisai
    @areeajisai 2 роки тому +1

    An individual of great taste doing a tasteful compilation 🍵*sips tea*

  • @mclarenrob2
    @mclarenrob2 13 днів тому

    Even these are absolutely hilarious

  • @TheMofRider2
    @TheMofRider2 Рік тому

    Like James May once said: "Funny. Really funny". Now, seriously, this is fantastic. Ones had a really good time watching this on TV back the time. Me personally, I'm curious how Jeremy did with firing that steam loco.

  • @_ItJustWorks_
    @_ItJustWorks_ Рік тому +2

    I point at a thing.
    Richard walks through a shop.
    And James has some bananas.

  • @ThomastheE2
    @ThomastheE2 Рік тому +4

    I point at a thing, Richard walks through a shop, and James has some bananas.

  • @brucevalari5612
    @brucevalari5612 2 роки тому +3

    The hat one was my all time favorite

  • @Mr_Valentin.
    @Mr_Valentin. 2 роки тому +4

    This is so useful for learning English

  • @LabiaLicker
    @LabiaLicker 2 роки тому +65

    Top Gear were making Top Gear memes before anyone

    • @AndrewJefferson331
      @AndrewJefferson331 8 місяців тому +3

      If clarkson was born in the 90s or the 00s, he would have been one of the funniest meme page admins out there

  • @davidsalazar7601
    @davidsalazar7601 Місяць тому +1

    I… wear a hat! James… wears a hat! And Richard is behind a low wall!…”

  • @thegamer-gz5cr
    @thegamer-gz5cr 2 роки тому +1

    I never watched it (but I think I hear dof it and possibly seen it before), but now I really want to watch it once I can

  • @phenom5164
    @phenom5164 Рік тому

    i point at a thing
    richard walks through a shop
    and james has some bananas

  • @jorishenger1240
    @jorishenger1240 5 днів тому

    I love how they're saying bullshit but you can somehow still see what its gonna be about

  • @loonietuunes
    @loonietuunes 9 місяців тому

    "I move my eyes"
    "Richard vandalises a road"
    "And James says 'cow'."
    i'm invested

  • @houssamassila6274
    @houssamassila6274 Рік тому

    "and james says ow ow ow ow ow ow" was a good one too

  • @sepehrjaveri
    @sepehrjaveri Рік тому +7

    3:22 I think James kicked in the balls once?!

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone 3 роки тому +14

    Richard has a crisis
    HAHAHAHA

  • @zumithedevil9074
    @zumithedevil9074 2 роки тому +2

    Richard thinks he is jesus " haha good one

  • @Cardioid2035
    @Cardioid2035 6 місяців тому

    ‘I use a machine’ is my favourite

  • @gordonfreemen1920
    @gordonfreemen1920 4 місяці тому

    Ive always wondered what episodes the clips are from and this vid is like a catalogue

  • @jonasfreidman1452
    @jonasfreidman1452 2 роки тому +1

    I polish a bishop, richard plays with a soldier’s chopper are my two favourites

  • @nhf7538
    @nhf7538 3 роки тому +13

    1:59 4:24 3:07 0:56
    1:00 1:43 4:03
    0:42 1:15
    1:39

  • @SouthernTransportFan
    @SouthernTransportFan 2 роки тому +2

    0:56 that enthusiasm 😂

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 2 місяці тому

      ..."alright, mate?" 😂

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 2 роки тому +3

    The hat ones are the best

  • @tinktinkputra2316
    @tinktinkputra2316 2 роки тому +1

    Richard walk behind some low wall🤣

  • @defenderofminorities3056
    @defenderofminorities3056 3 роки тому +23

    *richard lobs fruit into a caravan*

  • @FarmYardGaming
    @FarmYardGaming Рік тому

    I can never quite explain how ridiculously hilarious these were, but it reminds me of modern shitposts in not even bothering to make sense

  • @lasarousi
    @lasarousi 2 роки тому +3

    "James and I goes to the laboratory"
    *CLEARLY going out the stall after doing a line*
    These people did not care did they

  • @ItsRizkyAri
    @ItsRizkyAri Рік тому +2

    2:01 & 2:13 😂😂😂
    3:10 Richards Face 😂