Histeria! - Joseph Stalin Sees His Agent

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
  • Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the Soviet Union, goes to an agent to fix his image.

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  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 2 роки тому +2071

    "You look like Mario."
    MatPat: "Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"

    • @matthewhedrichjr.5445
      @matthewhedrichjr.5445 2 роки тому +45

      Mario: No! Stop! Not again! Oh you Mamma Mia! *Italian gibbering*

    • @CCCP-4197
      @CCCP-4197 2 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/v-deo.html

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 2 роки тому +7

      @@matthewhedrichjr.5445
      1) it's MAMMA MIA... Not mama mia
      2) If by "italian gibbering" you mean what super Mario sometimes says ... Well ... Trust me it's not Italian, it clearly says sounds at random

    • @matthewhedrichjr.5445
      @matthewhedrichjr.5445 2 роки тому +2

      @@SUPERELIASK thanks for pointing out the flaw you have

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 2 роки тому +3

      @@matthewhedrichjr.5445 😂
      Come on, we Italians have to learn English from an early age ... So I can teach you something Italian, right?

  • @Savannah_Simpson
    @Savannah_Simpson 2 роки тому +2558

    “Well you look a little like that Super Mario guy” 😂

    • @benitomussolini8544
      @benitomussolini8544 2 роки тому +29

      Funny!

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 2 роки тому +50

      Stalin: Hey Mario
      Mario: *HEY PAISA-*

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 2 роки тому +13

      @@benitomussolini8544 wait a second... you could very well be one of my ex-middle school mates with that name ...

    • @benitomussolini8544
      @benitomussolini8544 2 роки тому +7

      @@SUPERELIASK Perhaps.

    • @SUPERELIASK
      @SUPERELIASK 2 роки тому +7

      @@benitomussolini8544 I don't know if you are Italian like me or not...
      and I'm not so sure I want to find out : /

  • @michaelarmstrong9722
    @michaelarmstrong9722 2 роки тому +3452

    "I am Stalin. Have a way of making people disappear"
    Gaaaaalie that was accurate

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 роки тому +52

      To be fair, didn't the Soviet government always make anyone who could potentially revolt disappear? The Soviet government was okay with people sending complaints, but protests crossed the line for them.

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 2 роки тому +43

      @@vetarlittorf1807 Yes, but Stalin was notoriously paranoid, so much so that he murdered every single officer in the red army in the fear of betrayal. Hitler per example was actually a lot more open when it came to criticism and so was found very often arguing with his own generals, Stalin not so much.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 роки тому +7

      @@JohnnyLouisXIX He did not kill "every single officer" in the red army. The death count is greatly exaggerated by the west. He mostly killed the veterans of the civil war.

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 2 роки тому +16

      @@vetarlittorf1807 Wich were the majority of the generals at the time.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 роки тому +8

      @@JohnnyLouisXIX Yes, but they were not "every single officer in the army." And I'm pretty sure the Red Army had a vast hierarchy of leaders, not just generals. And let's just be glad he spared Georgy Zhukov.

  • @johncreed9433
    @johncreed9433 2 роки тому +1383

    Weird to see Joseph Stalin of all people in a children's cartoon

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 роки тому +128

      Why is that? In the 40's, Hitler was seen in Tom & Jerry and some Disney cartoons.

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 2 роки тому +88

      @@vetarlittorf1807 To be fair, it was making fun of Hitler because he was the bad guy back then pretty much.

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 роки тому +34

      @@Pituca700 No. 40's cartoons were all-ages.

    • @Raptor302
      @Raptor302 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah, but the purpose of this specific cartoon series was to be a primer for teaching kids history.

    • @not_so_weird
      @not_so_weird 2 роки тому +25

      @@leighbelk769 and this one is pointing out all of the horrible things Stalin did and how bad of a person he was

  • @arcsoned1112
    @arcsoned1112 2 роки тому +1693

    Imagine Stalin coming in the office and seeing Tito there, smoking a cigar.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 2 роки тому +68

      I think he would nope out of there

    • @CrabTV567
      @CrabTV567 2 роки тому +40

      Would be a great fight scene

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 2 роки тому +8

      @TNStormSpotter "Me...."

    • @tvojamama4888
      @tvojamama4888 2 роки тому +10

      Tito was also both a ruthless dictator and a criminal that killed hundreads of thousands innocent people xd

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 2 роки тому +4

      @@tvojamama4888 So was Stalin.

  • @dangerjoe8911
    @dangerjoe8911 2 роки тому +1127

    Me, when I try to keep the paranoia at at least 75% in Hearts of Iron no step back.

    • @noobmaster5411
      @noobmaster5411 2 роки тому +17

      Why so high up I try to leave it below 25

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 2 роки тому +26

      @@noobmaster5411 Because, all of the people who are getting axed will stay loyal to Stalin. So it doesn’t even matter.

    • @tv-zg2pv
      @tv-zg2pv 2 роки тому +3

      Мисье предлагаю не в хойку а Европу

    • @anobstinatecephalopod4605
      @anobstinatecephalopod4605 2 роки тому +37

      Virgin "I want to keep paranoia as low as possible" vs Chad "Why do focuses and events decrease paranoia? How am I supposed to reach 100%?!"

    • @fotppd1475
      @fotppd1475 Рік тому +1

      Then someone mentions Mario and it turns to 99%

  • @bulldog7642
    @bulldog7642 2 роки тому +302

    Never thought I’d see Saul Goodman talking to Stalin in a cartoon

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +8

      Whoa Bob voiced the Agent?

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Рік тому +4

      ​@@bendu8282 No. Billy West did.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 Рік тому +2

      @@vetarlittorf1807 oh right but the agent looks like a skinny young version of saul Goodman ok I get it now.

  • @tylarkit4439
    @tylarkit4439 2 роки тому +684

    "I have a way of making people dissappear" That's a good one haha!

    • @tylarkit4439
      @tylarkit4439 2 роки тому +3

      Damn, the Soviet's version! Fell for it. Welp, gonna go make some ptsd inspired music, like Kombat.

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 2 роки тому +2

      @@tylarkit4439 lol it's because they always steal and change. Communists can't create anything unique except ways of killing their people faster.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +1

      Here are some Paul Robeson quotes about the USSR, "Mankind has never witnessed the equal constitution of the USSR... Firstly, because of the significance it has for my people generally. Everywhere else, outside of the Soviet world, black men are an oppressed and inhumanely exploited people."
      "Why should the negroes ever fight against the only nations of the world where racial discrimination is prohibited, and where people can live freely? Never! I can assure you, they will never fight against the Soviet Union or the peoples' democracies."
      "I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR, the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now, and will always be, a loyal friend of the Soviet Union."
      "If the United States and the United Nations truly want peace and security, let them fulfill the hopes of the common people everywhere - let them work together to accomplish on a worldwide scale, precisely the kind of Democratic association of free people which characterizes the Soviet Union today."

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      "It is difficult for me to imagine what 'personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only be where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is no unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, his home, and his bread. Only in such a society personal and any other freedom can exist for real an not on paper." - Joseph Stalin

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 2 роки тому +698

    “I should have stayed in medical school.”
    Nah, that would have just gotten you into a gulag faster.

    • @ninj2798
      @ninj2798 2 роки тому +36

      All thanks to the lunatic that was Lysenko

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 2 роки тому +11

      @@ninj2798 I know little of the purges other than it got lots of people killed, and that hte purges against doctors was mostly driven out of stalin's anti-semitic views and seeing medicine as "jewish science" (not too far from hitler's hatred of physics as a jewish science too).
      Who is lysenko?

    • @leningradetsfromshusharsta985
      @leningradetsfromshusharsta985 2 роки тому

      @Ice Cold about third of the Communist party were Jewish, how could Stalin be an anti-semitic?

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 2 роки тому +2

      @@leningradetsfromshusharsta985 more than a third of the party were also truly loyal, look how that turned out.

    • @leningradetsfromshusharsta985
      @leningradetsfromshusharsta985 2 роки тому +2

      @@zombieranger3410 but Jews were in the party all of the time

  • @fighter_750
    @fighter_750 2 роки тому +347

    “I am Stalin. I have a way of making people disappear”
    Finally something accurate

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, far from accurate.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +6

      The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +1

      Here are some Paul Robeson quotes about the USSR, "Mankind has never witnessed the equal constitution of the USSR... Firstly, because of the significance it has for my people generally. Everywhere else, outside of the Soviet world, black men are an oppressed and inhumanely exploited people."
      "Why should the negroes ever fight against the only nations of the world where racial discrimination is prohibited, and where people can live freely? Never! I can assure you, they will never fight against the Soviet Union or the peoples' democracies."
      "I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR, the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now, and will always be, a loyal friend of the Soviet Union."
      "If the United States and the United Nations truly want peace and security, let them fulfill the hopes of the common people everywhere - let them work together to accomplish on a worldwide scale, precisely the kind of Democratic association of free people which characterizes the Soviet Union today."

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +2

      If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +1

      "It is difficult for me to imagine what 'personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only be where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is no unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, his home, and his bread. Only in such a society personal and any other freedom can exist for real an not on paper." - Joseph Stalin

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 2 роки тому +926

    Like
    Keanu Reeves
    This true humour was ahead of it's time.

    • @dreyfus66
      @dreyfus66 2 роки тому

      I was about to say that

    • @dr.wallacebreen3859
      @dr.wallacebreen3859 2 роки тому

      Is the voice actor for the agent also the voice actor for Zapp Brannigan?

    • @itscs1175
      @itscs1175 2 роки тому +3

      @@dr.wallacebreen3859 yup, Billy west, you can also hear a tiny bit of fry and Farnsworth in there.

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 2 роки тому

      Keanu Reeves is overrated.

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 2 роки тому +3

      @@John.McMillan still better than Stalin, though. He's also said to be one of the nicest people in Hollywood. So we can't complain about that. Overrated? Won't argue about that either.

  • @darkflamemaster6541
    @darkflamemaster6541 2 роки тому +676

    Political cartoons are so fun to watch in the 20th century

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 2 роки тому +25

      For real thought, the modern ones aren't that great

    • @thatkidfromsubway3702
      @thatkidfromsubway3702 2 роки тому +6

      You mean 21st century?

    • @notstupidbutthatsalie601
      @notstupidbutthatsalie601 2 роки тому

      @@thatkidfromsubway3702 (Drum Roll)
      DOO DOO DEW DEW D DD DOO DOO DO DA DA DOO DO DA DA DAAH DEW DA DO DOOOOOOO.

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +7

      I believe they’re is a difference between a show covering history in a funny entertaining way which happens to touch on political aspects of history in a neutral way most of the time then a show which is just used to push mainly push political agendas with less entertainment and more political rhetoric.

    • @KatyushaWarThunder
      @KatyushaWarThunder 2 роки тому +3

      @@thatkidfromsubway3702 this show was made in the 1990’s I think so therefore it would be 20th century

  • @spelareNR14
    @spelareNR14 2 роки тому +232

    "Everyone knows that you are a ruthless dictator that killed millions of people"
    Brought to you by The Animaniacs!!!

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 2 роки тому +23

      “Today on The Animaniacs we will be learning about *Mao* and his social revolutions which lead to 50+ million people dead.”

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 2 роки тому +3

      @ET Hardcorgamer cmon pal, it’s Animaniacs, there shouldn’t be everything 100 % accrued, we are here to have some fun with this show.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 роки тому +4

      Stalin jumped on Churchill’s belly At one point

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому +4

      In the scenario that Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      Also, These are some of the USSR's achievements: "Eliminated homelessness", "Eliminated unemployment (for those able to work)", raised life expectancy by 65%", "raised school enrollment by 460%", "achieved full literacy ", "compared to 1913 pre-war growth levels... Industry growth was 908.8%"
      All of this is also without mentioning increased women's rights, increased rights for ethnic minorities, etc. Women, for example, had increased college enrollment, workforce, and political participation, as well as the fact that a lot had see in the military especially during the Great Patriotic War(World War Two). As well as how the Soviet Union put the Sputnik satellite in space, developed the hydrogen bomb, etc.

  • @johncreed9433
    @johncreed9433 2 роки тому +965

    Even Histeria! acknowledged our love of Keanu Reeves 3:26

    • @CCCP-4197
      @CCCP-4197 2 роки тому +10

      ua-cam.com/video/W9QVQvGSsKI/v-deo.html

    • @cindywolz440
      @cindywolz440 2 роки тому +11

      @@CCCP-4197 Rick roll for people

    • @coolday1111
      @coolday1111 2 роки тому +5

      @@cindywolz440 you saved my life

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 2 роки тому +13

      Keanu Reeves is one of those actors that literally nobody hates. Like Tom Hanks, Gary Oldman, Kathy Bates, Christopher Lee, Patrick Stewart, Ryan Reynolds, Morgan Freeman and Meryl Streep.

    • @gingleheimer8243
      @gingleheimer8243 2 роки тому +3

      @@vetarlittorf1807 nah lots of people hate Tom Hanks nowadays

  • @samsunggalaxynote8984
    @samsunggalaxynote8984 2 роки тому +361

    The lawyer:
    -- Your honor! Marshall Tukhachevsky is well respected, intelligent and very loyal to state
    Tukhachevsky's brain:
    -- Yea... but I hope no one will ask me about how I used chemical weapon against villagers in that forest...

    • @statrocratico9415
      @statrocratico9415 2 роки тому +23

      Shhhh..... you shouldn't know too much

    • @isitalwaysero1367
      @isitalwaysero1367 2 роки тому +4

      @@statrocratico9415 woah such secret information, the fbi really is gonna do something to you oh no

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 2 роки тому +1

      @@isitalwaysero1367 what secret information

    • @WM-gf8zm
      @WM-gf8zm 2 роки тому +14

      The lawyer:
      -- Your honor! Marshall Tukhachevsky is well respected, intelligent and very loyal to state
      Tukhachevsky's brain: fuck they must know about the 5th column..

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 2 роки тому

      @@WM-gf8zm what?

  • @lorefox201
    @lorefox201 2 роки тому +52

    "people like democracy capitalism and Hollywood movies!"
    a few years later...

    • @bendu8282
      @bendu8282 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah 😂 😂 😂

    • @coletrain583
      @coletrain583 2 роки тому +3

      Vladimier Putin invades Ukraine.
      Stalin: Oh. Never mind.
      Looking at modern Stalin supporters
      Stalin: They do love me. Ha! And they say, there was no longer a place for me.

  • @niksparrow1812
    @niksparrow1812 2 роки тому +460

    For someone who wrote a thesis essay on Stalin's purges of the Red Army command, not only do I have a huge desire to prove it all false, I'm surprised at how they portrayed Tukhachevsky's attorney with bigger resemblance than Tukhachevsky himself...

    • @Ypog_UA
      @Ypog_UA 2 роки тому +26

      Exactly, maybe it was Mikhail's plan to escape the purge by pretending to be a lawyer...

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 2 роки тому +23

      @Cookiesurvival Wouldnt be an issue if you understood it to be done for the laughs, but yeah if you show it to children while repeately reinforcing the narrative by other more serious means then it becomes worrying

    • @christopherross9509
      @christopherross9509 2 роки тому +5

      I think the lawyer is supposed to be Perry Mason but he's voiced like Jimmy Stewart...which I think is funny

    • @somedude8468
      @somedude8468 2 роки тому +16

      whag do you mean with "prove it all false?" do you meab about the purge?

    • @niksparrow1812
      @niksparrow1812 2 роки тому +19

      @@somedude8468 yes, because when Tukhachevsky's attorney replied to Stalin about 90% of the command staff being purged, it triggered a memory in me because I used to write a document on this topic for 2 years. Though this statement was said in a 90s educational cartoon full of idiotically brief narration of events for children, I know why historians bring up this one particular statement.

  • @littlechallengeryamin3002
    @littlechallengeryamin3002 2 роки тому +132

    I felt bad when stalin started crying

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 2 роки тому +2

      You probably cry when a dog tears up too then

    • @xenodude4718
      @xenodude4718 2 роки тому +5

      @@urielmartinez2161 Even a rabid dog that eats babies should be cried for more than Stalin.

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 2 роки тому +2

      @@xenodude4718 yeah lmao

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 2 роки тому +3

      We all do D: Poor Dictator

    • @littlechallengeryamin3002
      @littlechallengeryamin3002 2 роки тому +2

      @@DasKame yea very poor.. totally not sarcasm

  • @WooHooLadttv
    @WooHooLadttv 2 роки тому +100

    Super Mario in real life 😳

    • @diemeow248
      @diemeow248 2 роки тому

      henlo WooHoo

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Рік тому

      Yesterday I watched movie, it was ok
      What about your opinion

  • @Abaddonmusic
    @Abaddonmusic 2 роки тому +160

    Sweatin with Stalin!! I love it

  • @11-humssbbeltranmattgabrie98
    @11-humssbbeltranmattgabrie98 2 роки тому +142

    Napoleon is having a tantrum 😂

  • @gibusman2634
    @gibusman2634 2 роки тому +98

    In the history book he was a ruthless mad man
    In meme culture : *He is the messia*

    • @gibusman2634
      @gibusman2634 2 роки тому +3

      @Comrade Vasili this is the best thing ever created thanks for sharing this master piece to me

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 2 роки тому +5

      Stalin Hu-Akbar!

    • @dudeski6548
      @dudeski6548 2 роки тому +2

      @پیاده نظام خان Tell that to the 20 million people that died under his rule

    • @dudeski6548
      @dudeski6548 2 роки тому +1

      @پیاده نظام خان Well that did happen except you dont see them openly denying these incidents unlike one the russians

    • @dudeski6548
      @dudeski6548 2 роки тому

      @پیاده نظام خان It Atcually isn't

  • @adriangarcia543
    @adriangarcia543 2 роки тому +155

    I miss this cartoon show

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 2 роки тому +5

      What even is this show, it’s definitely a WB cartoon, you can tell from its art style and background music, but I’m only familiar with The Animaniacs, Pinky & The Brain, and Freakazoid…

    • @BitestheStuff
      @BitestheStuff 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@graysonwells21 The show only lasted a couple of seasons I think, and the second season was super short. It was fun, but I don't think kids are as into these SNL style skits unless there's a protagonist they can follow. Doesn't help that the production for this show was super expensive. I think it was like $10 million, and that's 1999/2000 money.

    • @venci16
      @venci16 2 роки тому +1

      @@BitestheStuff back when it was running on cartoon network initially I used to watch it and really enjoy it, I was probably 7-8 year old back then

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      I hate this cartoon show!

    • @ink1931
      @ink1931 2 роки тому +2

      @@graysonwells21 Histeria

  • @user-yz9ko1yj2e
    @user-yz9ko1yj2e Рік тому +7

    Всем американцам, кто вякает про "кровавые репрессии Сталина" не мешало бы вспомнить несколько пунктов.
    1) Кто дал избирательные права женщинам? Вы? Нет. СССР.
    2) Кто организовал интервенцию в Россию, с целью захватить территорию. Вы. А ещё Англия, Франция и Япония.
    3) Кто ОТКАЗАЛ Сталину в Антанте 2.0 против Гитлера, когда он предлогал это вам? Вы. Причем Сталин просил о мире дважды, в 1937 и 1939. Но оба раза вы его кинули.
    4) Кто с помощью Вашингтонского договора заставил Японию прекратить торговлю с Англией? Вы. Итог - Япония начала экспансию на континент, чем это кончилось спросите у Китая.
    5) Когда у вас там негры стали "людьми" официально? В 60-х ? А в России почему то еще в 19 веке...
    Ну и самое смешное. При Сталине, население ВЫРСЛО на 37млн. После Первой мировой, Гражданской войны, голода и кризиса 30х и Второй мировой (одна она унесла 26млн жизней).
    Но население выросло на 37млн. Такой вот был "тиран", да...
    К слову. За 30 лет в СССР Сталинской эпохи расстреляли 660к людей.
    США в Ираке убили 662к за 2 года.
    Но вы продолжайте смотреть весёлые мультики и верить в эту, как её там... Ах да. " Свободу и демократию". Особенно в Вьетнаме, Ливии, Ираке, Иране, Югославии, Мексике, Ливане, Панаме...

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Рік тому

      Well the last sentence
      Then why do you support China instead of East Turkistan

    • @user-yz9ko1yj2e
      @user-yz9ko1yj2e Рік тому

      @@MusabTekin8144 Кто "вы"?
      На 99% капиталистическая Российская Федерация, открыто заявляющая что она продолжает идеи РИ, с не СССР?
      Или русские олигархи, которым, как и американским олигархам, абсолютно плевать на тех, кто добывает им деньги?
      Кто "ВЫ" ?!

  • @rampantmutt9119
    @rampantmutt9119 2 роки тому +11

    "But people like those things"
    I mean, Hungary elected a communist party four years after multi-party elections were allowed after the iron curtain fell.

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Рік тому

      It was government not people

    • @ozcarbaz5712
      @ozcarbaz5712 Місяць тому

      They had to rig the election in russia after the dissolution of the ussr to stop the communists from winning ​@@MusabTekin8144

  • @nightmarefredbeer1455
    @nightmarefredbeer1455 Рік тому +5

    "You created the Iron Curtain, remember?"
    Churchill: "Yeah, that's right, blust me"

  • @sadist80lvl14
    @sadist80lvl14 2 роки тому +22

    > You created Iron Curtain!
    Sir Winston Churchill: Hey! 😡

  • @rudrakshpainuly1294
    @rudrakshpainuly1294 2 роки тому +16

    Imagine Stalin being your gym trainer.

  • @Vchk1917
    @Vchk1917 2 роки тому +12

    At least they knew how to make propaganda appealing to kids back them, I give them that

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 26 днів тому

      It’s not propanda, it’s meant to be educational in a fun and accessible way.
      Why people run defense for the USSR is baffling.

  • @hawtlava25
    @hawtlava25 2 роки тому +20

    I love that Stalin irl sounds like a Mexican and this cartoon is like not.

    • @0015v
      @0015v 2 роки тому

      lol

  • @Brody400
    @Brody400 Рік тому +6

    I love how 90’s cartoons didn’t give a fuck.

  • @snakes3425
    @snakes3425 2 роки тому +23

    Stalin: I had to make some social reforms
    Agent: Reforms? You liquidated them, you wiped out 90% of Soviet Georgia
    Stalin: Mama Stalin was disloyal

  • @afiqdanieal1951
    @afiqdanieal1951 2 роки тому +11

    "I should have stayed in medical school"
    Every doctors in a mile : "I have a bad feeling about this"

  • @jacobmitchell5173
    @jacobmitchell5173 2 роки тому +47

    "I'm Joseph Stalin, I have ways of making people disappear..."
    Hack hack night of the long knives. (Ik that was Germany, but Stalin had a habit of working with Germany to get his way)

    • @fpz3491
      @fpz3491 2 роки тому

      Germany moment

    • @raketny_hvost
      @raketny_hvost 2 роки тому +7

      But all this came from mother Britain's, as well, as things like imperialism and concentration camps

    • @jacobmitchell5173
      @jacobmitchell5173 2 роки тому +3

      @@raketny_hvost Chamberlain and his butt kissing 💋💋

    • @Usuariosyrian
      @Usuariosyrian 2 роки тому

      The Night of the Murdered Poets

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      He didn't work with Germany, the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was purely a non-aggression thing.

  • @michaelsalmon9832
    @michaelsalmon9832 2 роки тому +69

    oh yea when the soviet union fell russia was just great lmao everybody loved democracy and capitalism there, the 90s were a rollicking good time in russia

    • @VIRTUALHORIZON-001
      @VIRTUALHORIZON-001 2 роки тому +13

      Russia was very unstable in the 90s XD

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 2 роки тому +29

      @@VIRTUALHORIZON-001 I think he's joking, but yes, the 90's were torture for the post-Soviet countries, unlike that western propaganda of how everything was great.

    • @solsol2733
      @solsol2733 2 роки тому +5

      The west should have helped to transfer of power. The Soviet unions was terrible but at-least it was a system.

    • @michaelsalmon9832
      @michaelsalmon9832 2 роки тому +18

      @@solsol2733 oh yea the west sure “helped” alright

    • @olegkupran5284
      @olegkupran5284 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelsalmon9832 Forgetting the debt for Lend-Lease helped. But really, why would they help.

  • @stureremil1942
    @stureremil1942 2 роки тому +15

    I did nothing wrong! They desreved it!

  • @goldenxxdollar5493
    @goldenxxdollar5493 2 роки тому +15

    2:05 among us in a nutshell

  • @michaelvillarama7584
    @michaelvillarama7584 2 роки тому +6

    "Well you look a little like that Super Mario guy."
    *Finds many Stalin/Mario memes on the internet*

  • @UtahTrains
    @UtahTrains 2 роки тому +7

    They didn't mention my weight loss camp programs :(

    • @ShawarMoni
      @ShawarMoni 2 роки тому

      *profitable weight loss

  • @lifeofbassman7228
    @lifeofbassman7228 2 роки тому +27

    0:50 & 0:09 why does forward facing Stalin's hair look like Jimmy Neutron's hair.

  • @jurygalati5732
    @jurygalati5732 2 роки тому +15

    "the legacy of Stalin was replaced with democracy"
    Putin: "lol nope"

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Рік тому

      What the west doesn't understand is that Russians in general aren't that big of fans of democracy. They're satisfied as long as they have comfort, food, security, employment and a strong leader that doesn't suck up to the west.

  • @thefancydoge8668
    @thefancydoge8668 2 роки тому +9

    I would watch stalin's exercise tape

  • @DarkPitTheFallenAngel
    @DarkPitTheFallenAngel 2 роки тому +4

    "Are you saying there's no place in the world For a vicious, Totalitarian dictator like me?"
    North Korea: am I a joke to you?

  • @evgeniblanchard675
    @evgeniblanchard675 2 роки тому +50

    3:20 "when iron curtain fell down it was replaced by capitalism, democracy and hollywood movies"
    > 1990s being a decade so hortible for the russians that half of them regret stalin nowadays.
    Still a realy good episode.

    • @fidelcastro3258
      @fidelcastro3258 2 роки тому +4

      i am in a nation very close to the east europe countries and after the fall of the USSR a lot of people came here. I know some people whose parents were immigrants and they all miss the Soviet Union, even knowing what Stalinism did to them.

    • @teomaninan5554
      @teomaninan5554 2 роки тому +2

      @@fidelcastro3258 I have friend who ther family fleed from georgia to turkey in stalin era, they are happy here tbh.

    • @user-xf8gj2hl4h
      @user-xf8gj2hl4h 2 роки тому +11

      @@fidelcastro3258 I was born in USSR, but my childhood was in 1990s. I will write you why I think that Stalin is great ruler of all time in comparison with 1990s
      Stalin era:
      - Economic, cultural, military development, which makes USSR one of super-states (only USA was on that level) within 20-30 years. For example: USA was independent from Britain in 1776 year. USA needed to became super-state in 1945 - 169 years.
      - We never used a slave or child labor
      - The elimination of illiteracy (on russian: ЛИКБЕЗ (ликвидация безграмотности)), which was begun by Lenin, continued Stalin and disappeared completely under him.
      - Win in the most brutal war of all times: 27million Soviet citizens was killed. Most of them: civilians. Killin our own people because of "paranoia" is a lie. Films like Enemy at the Gate, I consider it an insult to our ancestors and false western propaganda.
      - After war we rebuild our country by ourself. No one helped us. We created our own nuclear weapon, because we knew that we will become next targets after Nagasaki and Hiroshima. (For understanding: we never used it to our enemy).
      - My grandma loves Stalin. She cried on 1953, when he dies. Dont worry, she's still live. Never afraid of him.
      1990s:
      - Democritic reforms makes most of people:unemployed. Which was catalyst of divorces and suicides. Families was crushed. Mass Privatisation makes 10% of people rich. (For understanding: if you have a rich people, there must be a poor people.) (You can find a sad joke: Stalin kills 1 million, for making USSR great. Gorbachev and Elcin policies kills 30 million, for making here Democracy.)
      -Educational level goes down. Medicine, culture, military goes after.
      I wrote as briefly as I could.
      P.S.: Never study the history of the USSR from American sources. Many lies.

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-xf8gj2hl4h Stalin killed tens of millions in death camps. The Sovs “won” WWII because the US was funneling them supplies and kept the Japanese from attacking them.

    • @invaderhydre
      @invaderhydre 2 роки тому

      @@Galahad_Du_Lac I’d bet if the guy you’re responding to said “I was born and raised in Soviet Russia, and it fucking sucked” you would’ve fucking gobbled it up and told people to listen to those that had to deal with everything firsthand.
      Not saying you have to agree with him, but your reply is quippy and adds nothing except a claim to someone who gave insight to ya.

  • @coleslawperkins819
    @coleslawperkins819 2 роки тому +29

    Tukhachevsky wasn't actually sent to jail. He was executed in the summer of 1937. Nikolai Yezhov (then the head of the NKVD) reported his last words were of his dedication to Stalin and Mother Russia.

    • @doskastyle
      @doskastyle 2 роки тому +5

      I think even that kid movie cant say that

  • @taurus6392
    @taurus6392 2 роки тому +6

    POV: Stalin punches everyone up, but has a panic attack when he sees tito emerging from out of the dust

  • @BLueW340
    @BLueW340 Рік тому +3

    Stalin : I am hated hated, feared, and despised
    H1tler : Pathetic

  • @StosephJalin
    @StosephJalin 2 роки тому +2

    What's the advantage to working with iron comrade?
    Stalin: It keeps people from getting out of the Soviet Union, and prevents ideas from getting in.

  • @the_certified_moron
    @the_certified_moron 2 роки тому +15

    Moment you realize this man was training to become a priest

  • @michaelgorman9843
    @michaelgorman9843 2 роки тому +13

    UK version of this show called Horrible History!

  • @justin764
    @justin764 Рік тому +3

    2:33 That's funny because Stalin also got rid of the majority of the Soviet Union’s medical staff because they were taught in the West.

  • @goofywill90
    @goofywill90 2 роки тому +5

    Replacing one form of propaganda with another form of propaganda with a comedic twist nice

  • @limmyk4943
    @limmyk4943 2 роки тому +9

    Yeah, Tukhachevsky was an extremely good and competent general, He developed the whole Deep battle doctrine the Soviet Union use.

    • @matthewkabanuk443
      @matthewkabanuk443 2 роки тому

      Exactly. Marshall Tukhachevksky was the guy who stood up and ordered modernization of the Soviet armed forces in technology and weapons. If Tukhachevsky had not done this, I can guarantee that the Red Army would have been slaughtered in WW2.

    • @thatkidfromsubway3702
      @thatkidfromsubway3702 2 роки тому

      It’s important to remember that the deep battle doctrine wasn’t fully developed at the start of world war 2. While I’m sure Tukhachevsky was influential in the development I don’t think the whole of development can be put on only him. As for the red army getting slaughtered.... no. While it may have taken more lives, the Red army would have developed some form of offensive battle strategy that works.

  • @theone4782
    @theone4782 2 роки тому +9

    I like stalin even more thanks to this cartoon, he is so strong and can beat the shit out of everyone.

  • @alexlafuots4744
    @alexlafuots4744 2 роки тому +15

    - ты создал железный занавес и поработил восточную Европу.
    НАТО и США до сих пор держащие по всей Европе(и большей части мира) военные базы и контролирующие экономику и политику европейских стран, операция Гладио, операция Кондор, вторжения в страны третьего мира (Гренада, Гандурас, Ливия, Югославия, Вьетнам, и т.д) Фултонская речь Черчилля, укрывание нацистских преступников на своей территории, устранение оппонентов руками мафии, и т.д:- ну да ну да, пошли мы нахер.

    • @user-xe3ng6sj9o
      @user-xe3ng6sj9o 2 роки тому +1

      Чел западная медиа так зациклена на этом, что можно их описать одним английским словом: hypocrites

  • @Courageous91
    @Courageous91 2 роки тому +10

    "I should have stayed in Medical School"
    Yeah, Stalin also got rid of all the doctors which ended up ensuring he couldn't survive the stroke that ultimately killed him

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 Рік тому +1

      I'm not surprised, he hated everyone; even Russian citizens. And this even included the well-educated ones.

  • @superpacocaalado7215
    @superpacocaalado7215 2 роки тому +9

    To think that this cartoon teaches History better than my actual History teachers.
    "You don't like Stalin? Must be a white supremacist" said my communist Philosophy teacher.

    • @user-yz9ko1yj2e
      @user-yz9ko1yj2e Рік тому +3

      Ага. Видимо он сам себя ненавидел, ведь был грузином, а не "белой расой")
      Учить историю по идиотским дешёвым мультикам эры расцвета пропоганды - даже не знаю, что может быть глупее. А нет, знаю. Учить физику и биологию на примере Тома и Джери.

    • @MusabTekin8144
      @MusabTekin8144 Рік тому

      ​@@user-yz9ko1yj2e what is your point

  • @ruben_zermeno
    @ruben_zermeno 2 роки тому +2

    0:15 So this is where the fan-fiction of the soviet communist Mario came from.

  • @stopcopying2887
    @stopcopying2887 2 роки тому +5

    This is anti-Soviet propaganda...

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 2 роки тому +5

      Yes it is.
      Just the fact that they called the Iron Curtain "enslavement" clearly shows that

    • @In_The_Base
      @In_The_Base 2 роки тому

      @@Vchk1917 it might be inaccurate but “a broken clock is right twice a day”

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 2 роки тому +3

      @@In_The_Base Explain clearly

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 2 місяці тому

      Made long after it fell so…

  • @mtdeeley
    @mtdeeley 2 місяці тому +1

    The lawyer looked like Perry Mason, but sounded like Jimmy Stewart.

  • @stephenholloway6893
    @stephenholloway6893 2 роки тому +3

    The agent's voice is similar to how Daws Butler voiced Phil Silvers Also Miss Information looked gorgeous in her cameo. With the Perry Mason type lawyer similar voice wise to Jimmy Stewart.

  • @foreverprime6255
    @foreverprime6255 2 роки тому +3

    I had a angery fitness instructor. He would have loved Joseph Stalin. That joke was accurate.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      There is plenty of reason to love Stalin. If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      Also, The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      And, The CIA admitted in their document "Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership from the Central Intelligence Agency" that the western idea of Stalin as a "dictator" was an exaggeration and misunderstanding, they had admitted that the Soviet Union featured collective leadership and that Stalin was merely the "captain of the team" as they worded it. Also, Stalin was elected three times by party members and was regulated through Democratic Centralism.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      And Here are some Paul Robeson quotes about the USSR, "Mankind has never witnessed the equal constitution of the USSR... Firstly, because of the significance it has for my people generally. Everywhere else, outside of the Soviet world, black men are an oppressed and inhumanely exploited people."
      "Why should the negroes ever fight against the only nations of the world where racial discrimination is prohibited, and where people can live freely? Never! I can assure you, they will never fight against the Soviet Union or the peoples' democracies."
      "I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR, the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now, and will always be, a loyal friend of the Soviet Union."
      "If the United States and the United Nations truly want peace and security, let them fulfill the hopes of the common people everywhere - let them work together to accomplish on a worldwide scale, precisely the kind of Democratic association of free people which characterizes the Soviet Union today."

  • @sgtpaloogoo2811
    @sgtpaloogoo2811 Рік тому +3

    3:27 Pause. 😉

  • @knuclear200x
    @knuclear200x Рік тому +2

    I can't believe Waluigi kicked Monica, Rachel and Phoebe out of Smash

  • @melby283
    @melby283 2 роки тому +8

    When you became famous just to be in a cartoon that mocks you

  • @Hungeryan
    @Hungeryan 2 роки тому +7

    2:55 seems like Hungary and Czechia split Slovakia amongst theirselves lol

  • @regularpieler6994
    @regularpieler6994 2 роки тому +7

    Слишком много критики в сторону Сталина

    • @user-yz9ko1yj2e
      @user-yz9ko1yj2e Рік тому +1

      Ну так, при жизни сказать сыковали, зато мертвеца оскорблять - так смелые)

  • @thatfamiiiarnight3665
    @thatfamiiiarnight3665 2 роки тому +22

    changed the comment so the replies make no sense

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 2 роки тому +2

      he wasn't a jerk, he was actually quite smart, but he had a mental condition (paranoia) that made him kill everyone he suspected was plotting against him, not just people that were proven to be plotting against him.

    • @tsarmikislav938
      @tsarmikislav938 2 роки тому +18

      @@canadianradiochemist4465 even smart people can be jerks, you know

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 2 роки тому

      @@tsarmikislav938 yes, but my point is that he wasn't a jerk, he had a mental illness.

    • @kiboma4209
      @kiboma4209 2 роки тому

      Stalin helped win the war against Germany for sure but Someone like Trotsky would done better, Trotsky for one was a strategist for the Soviets during the Revolution, not to mention Trotsky knew Germany could not be trusted and didn’t have the paranoia which would cause The USSR to lose like 90% of their best generals.

    • @canadianradiochemist4465
      @canadianradiochemist4465 2 роки тому +6

      @@kiboma4209 prety much, and Lenin asked the top guys to not allow for Stalin to gain power, but he somehow did it anyway.

  • @АлександрЕвгеньевичУшаков

    Слава Иосифу Виссарионовичу!

    • @ShizukaOG
      @ShizukaOG 2 роки тому +1

      @ox2cef *When Soviets killed millions of its own people as for China and North Korea.*

    • @user-xe3ng6sj9o
      @user-xe3ng6sj9o 2 роки тому

      @ox2cef translate: when USA killed 500k Iraqis kids - ugh forget that part it is not what it looks like

  • @f3tsch906
    @f3tsch906 2 роки тому +10

    Good detail on the name. Ioseph stalin pronunciation is correct 👍

  • @TonyTonyChopper-vt2ne
    @TonyTonyChopper-vt2ne 2 роки тому +3

    0:45 Yes stalin, beat them up

  • @sammatthew7
    @sammatthew7 Рік тому +1

    I love how the Polyushko-polye played mildly at 3:31

  • @DemonicRemption
    @DemonicRemption 2 роки тому +6

    "Everyone knows your an insane despot who killed millions..."
    Me:"Insane' is not the word I'd use, but go on..."

  • @-18
    @-18 2 роки тому +4

    Hey, Lincoln was a boxer.

  • @sethhess9027
    @sethhess9027 2 роки тому +4

    "Come in!"
    "I am in..."
    Idk why but that shit killed me lmao

  • @daschaos8420
    @daschaos8420 2 роки тому +2

    Fun Fact: The song playing when stalin talks or something was Polyushka (or Polyushko) Polye :D, your welcome for this unasked fact

  • @oufaze
    @oufaze Рік тому +3

    This show is extremely unremembered and underated

  • @mrgars5180
    @mrgars5180 2 роки тому +23

    4:15 ww2 ends
    Axis Powers:

  • @shurale123
    @shurale123 2 роки тому +5

    2:34 - "ДЕРЖИТЕ" ("Hold" in eng) - that moment when a poster in the background makes no sense and you know it 'cause you are Russian
    Edited: And it is also kinda misspelt

  • @jjackandbrian5624
    @jjackandbrian5624 2 роки тому +2

    The guy who voices Stalin's agent also voices fry from Futurama

  • @deathgripskaraoke9351
    @deathgripskaraoke9351 2 роки тому +4

    Jesus christ did Ronald fucking reagan write this?

  • @Mafon2
    @Mafon2 2 роки тому +26

    1:40 - lol, if only this was true.

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 2 роки тому +3

    BULL! You know dang well Stalin cant take Lincoln in fight

  • @ericmainez8773
    @ericmainez8773 2 роки тому +2

    If this cartoon showed up now I wonder how fast it will get taking down

  • @fence03
    @fence03 2 роки тому +4

    Stalin, ever thought about memes?

    • @Pa_blito
      @Pa_blito 2 роки тому +5

      He would have been a really good admin of a meme page

    • @finden3362
      @finden3362 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pa_blito Normal adm: please don't post memes in general
      Stalin: *Do not post memes in general*

    • @Pa_blito
      @Pa_blito 2 роки тому +1

      @@finden3362 *gets banned*

  • @kingofthetigers
    @kingofthetigers 2 роки тому +2

    Stalin does look like Mario.

  • @america7082
    @america7082 2 роки тому +10

    I love Stalin

    • @AEIOU05
      @AEIOU05 2 роки тому +5

      He sure killed a lot of communists

    • @ILoveNigga
      @ILoveNigga 2 роки тому +2

      Judge by your pfp, you are KGB lol.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      @@AEIOU05 The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      @@AEIOU05 How about we talk about some massacres of CAPITALIST nations to point out your hypocrisy, the Holocaust, The Rohingya Crisis, The Indonesian Genocide, The Central American Crisis, the Dirty War, La Matanza, El Mozote Massacre, Guatemalan Genocide, the Indigenous Cultural Genocide, etc.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      @@AEIOU05 If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

  • @thespacedinos4037
    @thespacedinos4037 2 роки тому +1

    "WELL YOU LOOK A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT SUPER MARIO GUY"
    so that's how they got an audience

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs 2 роки тому +6

    To paraphrase History Matters
    Stalin's enemies had a tendency of "coming down with a fatal case of being shot"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      The idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      You ain't paraphrasing shit! If Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      BUDDY!!! The CIA admitted in their document "Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership from the Central Intelligence Agency" that the western idea of Stalin as a "dictator" was an exaggeration and misunderstanding, they had admitted that the Soviet Union featured collective leadership and that Stalin was merely the "captain of the team" as they worded it. Also, Stalin was elected three times by party members and was regulated through Democratic Centralism.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      How about we talk about some massacres of CAPITALIST nations to point out your hypocrisy, the Holocaust, The Rohingya Crisis, The Indonesian Genocide, The Central American Crisis, the Dirty War, La Matanza, El Mozote Massacre, Guatemalan Genocide, the Indigenous Cultural Genocide, etc.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      Socialism has done many good things such as improve literacy, healthcare, education, housing, standards of living, qualities of life, increased lifespan such as in China, turned feudal backwaters into economic superpowers, won the Second World War, industrialized nations, increased rights for minorities and women, improved democracy, etc. According to the study by S Ceresto and H Waitzkin PhD called "Capitalism, Socialism, and the Physical Quality of Life" given equal levels of economic development, Socialist nations on average has higher standards of living than Capitalist nations, also, according to that same study, given equal levels of economic development, Socialist nations had higher levels of caloric intake, meaning contrary to popular belief, people in socialist nations actually eat more food than capitalist ones. Socialism has evidently greatly increased prosperity.

  • @DimensionsofChange
    @DimensionsofChange Місяць тому

    I love how much this sounds like Futurama just because of two voice actors.

  • @JamesTrifolium
    @JamesTrifolium 2 роки тому +34

    And yet the majority of the modern Russian Federation loves him.

    • @desolatortrooper7196
      @desolatortrooper7196 2 роки тому +30

      Well as far as i know a lot of people in Russia remember the 90's.
      90's is like a huge battle royal with no money, a whole country disapering and no stability at all.
      So old people prefer Stalin over the early years of Russia because things were working.
      They had foods (except for famines of early 30's and post war, soviet people usally had their fair share of food) unlike during 90's and the country was powerful and respected unlike Russian Federation.
      So those who remember the USSR have more chances to like Stalin.
      But not all of course.

    • @spitfire7482
      @spitfire7482 2 роки тому +10

      The reason putin is still in power is because of annexation of Crimeia, he is corrupt, a dictator, only Companies conected to the state can have stuff, has a bad economy that Sooner or later will colapse because its only oil /gas exports

    • @captainnutt2995
      @captainnutt2995 2 роки тому +7

      @@spitfire7482 "Crimean status referendum" mostly Crimean people vote join Russia and also Putin is not Dictator, I don't know what you hear from western mass media and some news but he is not what you think.
      Corrupt? he is not Corrupt, he did against Corrupt
      ua-cam.com/video/co8s0egftsc/v-deo.html
      this is 10 year later
      ua-cam.com/video/3wxrTtBSrOE/v-deo.html
      Bad Economy? no Russia have good economy now when compare to 90s that day
      ua-cam.com/video/PAdSZt2Ugss/v-deo.html

    • @spitfire7482
      @spitfire7482 2 роки тому +9

      @@captainnutt2995 the crimean referendum happend *after Russia invade it* and it was rigged, most people prefered a independent crimean country
      Also the economy is better than the 90 because the oil and gás prices rise 👀

    • @spitfire7482
      @spitfire7482 2 роки тому +8

      Also he is not a dictator? He banned some opposition parties, and the ones he allowed to stay, do they actually do something like stand against him? No

  • @dangerdantheone
    @dangerdantheone 2 роки тому +2

    Ending: "Im banishing you to the Shadow Realm"
    Stalin: Noooo
    Agent: Much Better

  • @romeo4764
    @romeo4764 2 роки тому +4

    Hail comrade Stalin

  • @logantrimble006
    @logantrimble006 8 місяців тому +1

    "You enslaved all eastern Europe while you did it. You put up the iron curtain, remember?" Why does that sound familiar these days?

  • @culturalliberator9425
    @culturalliberator9425 2 роки тому +10

    I love the idea of historical caricatures interacting with each other. It has so much potential.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      These are some of the USSR's achievements: "Eliminated homelessness", "Eliminated unemployment (for those able to work)", raised life expectancy by 65%", "raised school enrollment by 460%", "achieved full literacy ", "compared to 1913 pre-war growth levels... Industry growth was 908.8%"
      All of this is also without mentioning increased women's rights, increased rights for ethnic minorities, etc. Women, for example, had increased college enrollment, workforce, and political participation, as well as the fact that a lot had see in the military especially during the Great Patriotic War(World War Two). As well as how the Soviet Union put the Sputnik satellite in space, developed the hydrogen bomb, etc.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      "It is difficult for me to imagine what 'personal liberty' is enjoyed by an unemployed hungry person. True freedom can only be where there is no exploitation and oppression of one person by another; where there is no unemployment, and where a person is not living in fear of losing his job, his home, and his bread. Only in such a society personal and any other freedom can exist for real an not on paper." - Joseph Stalin

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      Bud, if Stalin never held his leadership position, Russia might still be a feudal, un-industrial backwaters and conquered by foreign powers. The industrialization was necessary to build up the military in preparation for war, Stalin knew that Hitler was going to invade and thus subsequently built up his military. His policies helped to win the Great Patriotic War(WW2) such as the scorcher policy where they had purposefully burned crops so that the Fascists could not eat them. If Stalin never came to power, there might've still been a highly illiterate populous, oh they would've been literate alright IN GERMAN because the Fascists wanted to conquer Eastern Europe as they considered the "Slavic race" "inferior". Also, if Stalin had never came to power, poverty and homelessness probably would've been extremely high! Also, Stalin wasn't some genocidal dictator, he had tried to resign four times, twice close to the beginning of his leadership, and twice closer to the end. The famines were caused by droughts, floods, and agricultural sabotage from the Kulaks.

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      Listen, the idea of Stalin being a "mass murderer" is statistically impossible. "The Soviet population increased by one-three million every year between 1927-37 excluding 1932", "Western powers attempted to halt Soviet industrialization via the "golden blockade", accepting only grain and oil for trade", "In 1932 Soviet grain exports were lowered by 340% while imports with countries that accepted gold increased", "Kulaks killed between 20-35% of all livestock", "In parts of Southern Ukraine, up to 50% of land was uncollected due to Kulak sabotage", "The Kulaks often did not even work their own farms", "Stalin sent aid as soon as the situation was realized, in one instance he had aid sent within a day after receiving a letter from a citizen", "Thanks to collectivization, the Soviets never had another large famine after 1947", "During peacetime, Gulag mortality was 3% , roughly equivalent to the mortality rate in current American prisons", "The maximum sentence for a Gulag was 10 years.", "Gulag prisoners were often paid local market wages, compared to American prisoners who are often unpaid", "Even the CIA has admitted to the large number of prisoners released from the Gulags each year!"

    • @hoxhacat8195
      @hoxhacat8195 2 роки тому

      Also, The CIA admitted in their document "Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership from the Central Intelligence Agency" that the western idea of Stalin as a "dictator" was an exaggeration and misunderstanding, they had admitted that the Soviet Union featured collective leadership and that Stalin was merely the "captain of the team" as they worded it. Also, Stalin was elected three times by party members and was regulated through Democratic Centralism.

  • @NoobGuest-kh8sm
    @NoobGuest-kh8sm 24 дні тому

    “Georgian Mario can’t hurt you!”
    Georgian Mario:

  • @ThisChannel05
    @ThisChannel05 2 роки тому +8

    I’d have learned so much if it was entertaining like this.

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 Рік тому +1

    "I should have stayed in medical school..."
    Yeah, about that....

  • @Kurtizss
    @Kurtizss 2 роки тому +3

    Stalin looks like The Political Cartoon version of Nikocado Avocado

  • @margheritaparacini7729
    @margheritaparacini7729 2 роки тому +2

    Me: "This humour seems familiar..."
    A short wikipedia search later: "Ah, Animaniacs' younger sibling"