Dacoober isn't real anymore- he has been transported into the fictional world of Garry's mod RP servers and is trapped. He used to try and reach out for help and ask others how to return, but never took him seriously and called him a 'minge' for fail rping. Little did people know that he was in a dire situation... Many months pass and he started going insane; now traveling from server to server causing mischief to players and teaming up with those who don't take game seriously, though it wasn't much of a game for Dacoobers like it was for the others; it was reality. Will he be able to escape... Who knows? Maybe one day the right ban set him free.
BUT YOU CAN HELP HIM ESCAPE BY GIVING US YOUR CREDIT CARDS 10 DIGITS ON THE FRONT 3 DIGITS ON THE BACK AND THE EXPIRATION DATE, WITH THIS INFO HE WILL BE ABLE TO BECOME THE HERO AND ESCAPE THE HORRORS OF GMOD RP!!1!1!!1!1!!1!!+!1!!1!1!1!!1!!1!!1!!1!1!1!1÷/#'%AND G
Probably would have been faster if they've stayed quiet and followed the instruction to the letter. Probably takes like 10 minutes at the minimum to train someone on that server from my personal experience.
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy from experience, most trainings in this sort of gamemodes take at least a fucking hour, if done efficiently is like 30-40 but never 10 mins
@@hombrewea6038 I will admit its a rough estimate, but trainings can be pretty quick since its just faces, some formations and telling you the quirks of the server as well as some other things. The 10 minute is what I assume takes to get someone who already has previous experience in this gamemode as well as what I try to aim for. 30-40 Minutes is also a pretty good estimate to how quickly these boys would have taken to be properly trained, if they're very fresh and open to following the instructions, on your end. Apologies for the long reply.
I use to actually play on this server, I got high enough to train people. I can say that nobody wants to actually train recruits, the admins would stop what were doing to make us train. I got use to speed training, I'd tell the trainees that I would like to do something else then ran through everything in like 5 minutes. Wasn't fun on our end.
It must take a while to edit these things. Considering you might have some other stuff to attend to, or you’re just gathering footage and then editing, but I have no idea what you’re up to. Keep it up because I missed gmod content.
Dakoda : You have the choice to be a Marine or in the Army. > 20 Minutes later after pure autism Alabama : I wanna be a Marine. Dakoda : YES! You can be a Marine, yes! Alabama : That's unfortunate cause I don't really wanna be a Marine.
ive played on this server for a while, you guys should have just joined chimera, its the most minge platoon ever plus you get free reign over all the tanks.
been on this server, had to wait like an hour and a half for a training to start. Afterwards, I kinda just went around yelling "IS THAT MASTER CHIEF?!" to anyone that had any sort of armor on, me and some random dude ended up getting in trouble, then we did it some more
@@hyperion3145 "Is this the imposter? Is this Amogus?" "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHO'S THE COMMUNIST TWINKLETOED C*CKSUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!"
As someone who was unfortunate enough to get promoted to training ROTC freshmen in college this is 100 percent accurate to how little anyone cares, which never bothered me because I was 2 years older and realistically had zero authority lmao
I feel like this is the collision of two different types of community, the guy seemed pretty chill and relaxed actually, but all the 'trainees' were obviously not interested in the same level or commitment to the rp.
Dude it's not fair there's little kids with bad content that have more subs when you only have 16k and I love your content it makes me laugh everytime I watch it your underrated I know I say that alot but you are
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy There are some, check out Dwindling Light, it's pretty tight and the owner devs the living shit out of the server lol. It also has integration so it'll be one thing for the summer and then close, re-open the next summer with something new.
i have returned from being too lazy to edit
Bruh
Just upload unedited videos it would just be so much easier.
I require more dacoobers
Your peak editing is appreciated
Amogams
I love how the trainer tried so hard to do the training but just didn't have a clue how to tame the beasts
I really dont like servers that force you go through mundane ass fucking training that you never actually use.
@@murph3292 well good luck finding a rp server that's not darkrp that doesn't do that
@@murph3292 maybe because they are *RP* Servers?
@@protoloaf3060 *R* eally
*P* oopy
@@YellowSabre almost, it's Retarded People
Daco:”Took 1 hour to get trained”
Also Daco:”Amongus, Boycott the trainer, Covenant, medium rare stake”
just don't train people, simple
@@pinguin4898 covif RP
I like how the admins are just watching from the back for most of it
Can confirm
actually those are people loading in, their playermodel is just chilling there with their physgun.
@@ericscott7120 no
@@ericscott7120 no they are the sussy admins
It's probably the most entertainment that they've ever seen in their 12 years of life.
"it's supposed to be realistic"
"so a austronaut taking people through walls/teleporting them is realistic but fast training isn't??"
*_*banned_**
an*
not funny..+.
@@unfunnyandunoriginal3415username checks out
This seems like a cut skit from Red vs. Blue about a squad of soldiers who can't get past basic training.
Hey shouldn't you be busy with commiting ethnic genocide against some drug addicts?
Man. Thanks for reminding me this exists.
Imagine if he just said the amogus thing one more time with more enthusiasm and 90% of this would've been avoided
Dacoober isn't real anymore- he has been transported into the fictional world of Garry's mod RP servers and is trapped. He used to try and reach out for help and ask others how to return, but never took him seriously and called him a 'minge' for fail rping. Little did people know that he was in a dire situation...
Many months pass and he started going insane; now traveling from server to server causing mischief to players and teaming up with those who don't take game seriously, though it wasn't much of a game for Dacoobers like it was for the others; it was reality.
Will he be able to escape... Who knows?
Maybe one day the right ban set him free.
amougus s
BUT YOU CAN HELP HIM ESCAPE BY GIVING US YOUR CREDIT CARDS 10 DIGITS ON THE FRONT 3 DIGITS ON THE BACK AND THE EXPIRATION DATE, WITH THIS INFO HE WILL BE ABLE TO BECOME THE HERO AND ESCAPE THE HORRORS OF GMOD RP!!1!1!!1!1!!1!!+!1!!1!1!1!!1!!1!!1!!1!1!1!1÷/#'%AND G
i love waiting 10 minutes to load in to do a full hour training for a gmod rp server.
10 minutes? How does it not take hours for you?
Probably would have been faster if they've stayed quiet and followed the instruction to the letter. Probably takes like 10 minutes at the minimum to train someone on that server from my personal experience.
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy but where's the fun in that
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy from experience, most trainings in this sort of gamemodes take at least a fucking hour, if done efficiently is like 30-40 but never 10 mins
@@hombrewea6038 I will admit its a rough estimate, but trainings can be pretty quick since its just faces, some formations and telling you the quirks of the server as well as some other things. The 10 minute is what I assume takes to get someone who already has previous experience in this gamemode as well as what I try to aim for. 30-40 Minutes is also a pretty good estimate to how quickly these boys would have taken to be properly trained, if they're very fresh and open to following the instructions, on your end. Apologies for the long reply.
Say what you want that guy was being incredibly patient with you guys and at least they didn't just ban you immediately
Say what you want that guy probably thought that was fucking hilarious.
“CAN YOU GET YOUR FUCKING MIC, OUT OF YOUR THROAT”
- Alabama
Dude seemed pretty bored I'm sure the gaggle of dumbasses was entertaining at least.
GMOD RP is not about the training done or what it is about...
It's about the highly unstable friends you can make along the way.
correction: it's about the highly mentally unstable friends you can make along the way.
Well gmod is the place I was taught how to make ww2 era gunpowder so I suppose your right
no it’s about the mets baby love the mets
@@sharkpetro2288 ..
@@sharkpetro2288 that’s his joke
You know it's bad when the intro song is lower-pitched Meet the Pyro music.
I especially love how as things go on more and more admins gather to watch in the background
The editing was spot on in this one
Stfu weeb
@@pelletjones6694 woah watch out we got an alpha male red pilled gamer guys watch out!!!!
@@hittitheza weeb
@@pelletjones6694 aw man you really got me :/
@@hittitheza fun fact. Only weebs get mad when they get called weebs
in the act of silencing them, they became even stronger
I use to actually play on this server, I got high enough to train people. I can say that nobody wants to actually train recruits, the admins would stop what were doing to make us train. I got use to speed training, I'd tell the trainees that I would like to do something else then ran through everything in like 5 minutes. Wasn't fun on our end.
This is, without a doubt, the most underrated content on youtube
Agreed
Honestly i feel bad for poor Dakota, he was so patient it's a shame he got caught venting
9:31
*So keep looking to your right*
**looks left**
**realises looking wrong direction mutters OOPS and turns right**
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
This is by far the funniest video to take place exclusively in an untextured room
Expecting anything other than endless tumours on Gmod is pretty optimistic.
This trainer must be the nicest guy i have ever seen
12:59
"Sorry that they gagged you, but I had to concentrate."
*I don't see the problem.*
3:36-3:38 had me dying of laughter. It’s been a while since a gmod video has made me genuinely laugh, you’ve gained a new sub
It must take a while to edit these things. Considering you might have some other stuff to attend to, or you’re just gathering footage and then editing, but I have no idea what you’re up to. Keep it up because I missed gmod content.
thanks man. the edits take a while but i'm always pretty happy with the result
I'm in this a server you gave my man Dakota such a hard time I feel bad for him
Why are you such a sussy baka
I can drink to that.
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy maybe dont becouse like always ya will be drunk
@Mr.BoNeLeSs tell him we said thanks for being such a good sport about it
It was so easy to fix the problem lmao they were clearly minging so ban
16 minutes and this guy still hasn't gotten past the "You have two options..." part oh my god
Dakoda : You have the choice to be a Marine or in the Army.
> 20 Minutes later after pure autism
Alabama : I wanna be a Marine.
Dakoda : YES! You can be a Marine, yes!
Alabama : That's unfortunate cause I don't really wanna be a Marine.
10:51 cried with laughter holy shit loud is funny the kick finished me
bro that guy had the patience of a saint
kinda feel bad for him
I just laughed so hard throughout the entire video- Thanks for the great content, keep making more, they sure can brighten one’s day!
3:34 got me with the cave sounds
10:51 best part of the video
This is the most underrated channel I've seen in years.
THE HORROR
OH THE UNIMAGINABLE HORROR
Dude I laughed like every 5 minutes your videos are so funny
so you laughed like twice that's not high praise
ive played on this server for a while, you guys should have just joined chimera, its the most minge platoon ever plus you get free reign over all the tanks.
when they got gagged and all spammed the flashlight it was the funniest shit i've ever seen
He’s so determined to train them.
I laughed so hard my mom woke up and yelled at me. It's 2:13 am on Sunday October 24th 2021.
I have unfortunately been in that trainers position before and it is physical painful to go through this
I recently hopped on this server and got trained in like 5 minutes. Feel bad for the guy, actually saw him in game a few times he was pretty chill
I was waiting for that one
been on this server, had to wait like an hour and a half for a training to start. Afterwards, I kinda just went around yelling "IS THAT MASTER CHIEF?!" to anyone that had any sort of armor on, me and some random dude ended up getting in trouble, then we did it some more
cant wait to re live my training in the war ptsd in a gmod server
did you guys have admins in your training that had alien tech gravity gun shit and could fly thru walls, or is this footage of real army training fake
@@WithManyVoices of course that happens in real life too, it's serious rp
no bro we had cars glitching on the wall while our commander screamed RDM
this content is criminaly underrated
I 100% agree this should have a million views
I think I understand more why military drill instructors are the way they are....
They've also been shot at but the constant Among Us memes is what really fucks them up
@@hyperion3145 "Is this the imposter? Is this Amogus?"
"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHO'S THE COMMUNIST TWINKLETOED C*CKSUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!"
@@hedgeearthridge6807 *Vine boom effect*
This is probably your best video
"Uhhh lets... Lets yeah- uh.. lets go!"
- The mighty Master Chief
Your videos always make me laugh, never stop
The training is the friends we made along the way
Your best video I’ve seen, I almost drowned in my drink from laughter
As someone who was unfortunate enough to get promoted to training ROTC freshmen in college this is 100 percent accurate to how little anyone cares, which never bothered me because I was 2 years older and realistically had zero authority lmao
I have seen this video like 10 minutes, certified hood classic so good
The hunt for keith david continues.....
Put on the glasses
*Hilarity ensues*
Can confirm Arby is cool
That trainer must have had the most depressive day of his life
This HAS to be the funniest Dacoobers vid out there
this is probably one of my favourite gmod videos of all time
imo the trainer handled this pretty well because i train recruits too and if i had recruits that behaved like this i just wouldn’t train them
That's why he's cool and you're not
Played this like 4 weeks ago. Got rdm'd by some guys - they didnt admit they rdm'd me for "fun" until i told the admin i recorded it lmao
Finally a good gmod youtuber that I was searching for a very long time
Truly amazing,really good job mate
Sick mode enabled i shall say
go go gadget convertible
@ronald speedweedmeme what
Gary mod
when the
@@ruby-xz1ye you when and
@@BobThe500 the
@@ruby-xz1ye t
you know it'll be a fun time when it opens with a pitched down version of Dreams of Cruelty
love every video :D
thanks :)
@@Dacoobers you are welcome man :D
Thanks nice video, now I'm going to see the video
Ayyyy you made me laugh very hard hope you grow a lot boi
fine, i guess i AM the imposter amogus. come here (and finish your training)
the editing on your content is just insane lmao
this is underrated
9:38 has me dying
definitely in the list of youtubers that will be super famous soon
I feel like this is the collision of two different types of community, the guy seemed pretty chill and relaxed actually, but all the 'trainees' were obviously not interested in the same level or commitment to the rp.
Garry needs to get his mod under control
Two years later and he hasn’t got his mod under control 😔
this makes me wanna return to gmod lmaoo
Me when everything fun happens when I'm not on server :pain:
don't worry nothing fun happened
@@Dacoobers nah I would've come and made the training fun
Dude it's not fair there's little kids with bad content that have more subs when you only have 16k and I love your content it makes me laugh everytime I watch it your underrated I know I say that alot but you are
that means a lot man, still 16k is an insane number for me and i’m grateful for it
@@Dacoobers what do you feel about 70k mate
I used to be the BCO Lieutenant Colonel of the marines on that server which is Revival btw.
Got out of there because the staff are just cancer.
I just realized the Model they used for recruits look like Master Cheeks from the Halo Show so this video predicted the future. 5:27
10:52 He started to sound like Soup
absolute masterpiece
About time dacoobers blesses us with a new video
bruh the trainees models in this vid is just kyle crane from dying light
That's just the tip of the ice berg of video game characters they use as models on the server.
the fart soundboard got me laughing crazy lmaoooooooooo
The most underrated youtuber doesn't exi-
Poor trainer, he was just trying to follow the RP lmao
“I fear no admin… but that… training… it scares me…”
This channel is funnier than most others
Dude I don't know how you only have 16k you deserve so many more duns your funny af
That training guy was patient as fuk...
ooh 28 min squad
You joined revival, the worst possible haloRP server. lolw
Is there any good Halo RP servers out there?
@@Mister_G.D._Muscovy There are some, check out Dwindling Light, it's pretty tight and the owner devs the living shit out of the server lol.
It also has integration so it'll be one thing for the summer and then close, re-open the next summer with something new.
lets be honest the trainees didnt make the training easy
this is my new favorite video
6:16 inspector gadget
Ape + middle schooler + chicken mod activated
This is a great representation of what having ADD is like
"Too Horrifying to imagine" truly