I love how that metrocop actually played along with his character, being like actually human to stool man. It was a beautiful moment, seeing a cop in an RP server, actually roleplaying as their character in whacky hijinks.
Reminds me of the time I became mayor and finally gave hobos human rights so they can piss on sight in the Hobo area of the PD/electoral office. Everyone played along, but the admins. Even tho I made them chuckle too.
Then I accidentally drained the cities funding through embezzlement and lost the reelection Shows you how important the votes of Hobos and illegals are.
The star wars rp server was such a kindergarten "teacher! he said a naughty word". That was one of the dumbest bans so far. only ban dumber then this is when bub games got banned on that awfull 1942 rp server for "B-hopping" (said B-hopping was pressing spacebar while walking down the street)
They are legit the Gary's mod wiggles lol. Instead of the big red car it's the big red sleigh. Side note, im so glad Jimmy is now a regular on the channel, legit the best person to have around for RP lol
[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! MOSES! VS! SANTA CLAUS! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Santa Claus]: Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold! I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal You've been a naughty boy, you brought a plague of frogs You'd best arrest yourself, you broke your own law Or was there something in Rule Six I didn't understand? My list says killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand I read your book, you got a strict religion No bacon, but mandatory circumcision? I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous! [Verse 2: Moses]: When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin' and peepin' On naughty kids while they' sleepin' and keep yo' hands off my stockin' Don't you 'Ho Ho' me! I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea You ain't a saint you' a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go! [Verse 3:Elves + Santa Claus]: We ain't slaves! All that sand turned your brain to mush! I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush Yeah, we're magical workers, man! We hang with reindeers Yo! Here's a GPS! Who gets lost for forty years!? You're a glorified secretary, so write this down Begat deez nuts! Santa Claus is comin' to town [Verse 4:Moses]: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C., It's kinda hard talkin' directly to the G-O-single-D Hand me my chisel, I got a new command'izzle, for y'all Thou shalt not let your children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy And walk off to the land of my milk and honies. [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
The Zoomer child does not understand the importance of this half hour story that was very enjoyable and unique, and a good way to end the year, he had what was coming to him.
No way you were on Landis lmao, its the place where i usuall rp on gmod. What's funnier is that i know that metrocop DVL, he's a good friend of mine. This video made my day man
At first I thought that Clone Wars server looked really cool and chill. Then they just gave out that weird over exaggeration about you saying rape or something? Idk guess they are just so bored they punish you for anything, guess star wars RP hasn't changed a bit.
I’m really new to your channel “watched 1-2 other vids” and I love your context and friend group! Gonna bing everything and TURN THOSE MOFO NOTIFICATIONS ON!
@@grimzent oh i'm the dumbass for you saying you love his videos and *GREAT WORK* (GREAT WORK MEANING THAT YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO AND YOU THINK THE WORK HE HAS DONE FOR THE VIDEO IS GOOD)
2023 will be the year of me actually uploading holiday specials on the day of the holiday
nice
ok papa coobers
GayAnalDildo
@@denis2381 what the
I really loved it when you said "this man is a rapist" and got banned all over the place, truly the gmod server of all time
Love the guy that pulls up in a Subaru, runs someone over, then vapes when confronted about it
sigma male
Wise words Ash. Grovy.
A true member of vape nation
That's just your ordinary Subie driver
minus the gay sex
I love how that metrocop actually played along with his character, being like actually human to stool man. It was a beautiful moment, seeing a cop in an RP server, actually roleplaying as their character in whacky hijinks.
Reminds me of the time I became mayor and finally gave hobos human rights so they can piss on sight in the Hobo area of the PD/electoral office.
Everyone played along, but the admins. Even tho I made them chuckle too.
Then I accidentally drained the cities funding through embezzlement and lost the reelection
Shows you how important the votes of Hobos and illegals are.
Thank you Dacoober for showing me the true meaning of Christmas
I switched accounts to say this
@@CiegoPato ok back on my main account now
@@Dacoobersswagmillion doller
@@worldsmostevilman This is not my account
@@bulleto8192 swag
The opening line, "so anyways that's when I realized she was actually twelve years old." Caught me so off guard I almost vomited laughing.
Tbh been sad as hell this Christmas since I lost someone important and watching this made me genuinely smile fucking love your content man
glad i could help a little bit man
You harasser
@@Dacoobers dacooobers how to propfly with citadeal prop in gmod
This is one of, if not the dumbest Ban I have ever seen in Gmod period. 7:27 to 9:54
the true meaning of christmas is poisoning santa claus with a lethal dose of cyanide in his cookies and milk
And then wrapping his dead body and leaving it under the christmas tree for your kids
His bars were too fire for the admins to handle
those admns were like 5 lmfao, one sounded like they have a collection of funko pops.
Oh shit that's me 15:18
i didn't even realize, i was trolling on this server with another friend
Thanks for the special. It's made my holidays actually special. Keep it up Dapooper!
thank you and merry not christmas anymore!
@@Dacoobers dapooper
10:14
Honestly, this was the most beautiful Flight 17 documentary I've ever seen. Thank you Dacoobers for sparking such emotion.
those star wars rp admins really be wondering why they get coal in their stockings every year
This was truly a Christmas themed video
This spoke to me. The meaning of Christmas really comes out of this movie.
the part when you guys started bullying the kid for no reason was so fd up but at the same time it’s hilarious
The star wars rp server was such a kindergarten "teacher! he said a naughty word". That was one of the dumbest bans so far.
only ban dumber then this is when bub games got banned on that awfull 1942 rp server for "B-hopping" (said B-hopping was pressing spacebar while walking down the street)
They are legit the Gary's mod wiggles lol. Instead of the big red car it's the big red sleigh.
Side note, im so glad Jimmy is now a regular on the channel, legit the best person to have around for RP lol
Man even though it’s not Christmas I can still feel the Christmas spirit Coming inside of me
6:19 *That Reference Brought Me A Lot Of Joy.*
*Thank You For That*
Hey guys welcome to moonbase alpha aka crackbase sigma
Being outside on a winter night and a bunch of errors come at you saying “get inside” is actually terrifying
I loved when dacoobers said "It's christmasing time" and then christmas'd all over the floor
They're like the Power Rangers if they were just normal people going through cocaine withdrawal.
Shirts matching and all!
My brain is trying to figure out how saying the word "raping" is considered Erotic Roleplay
I love the animations dacoobers makes between clips, really shows the effort put into these videos. One of the best Gmod youtubers out there.
This was waaaay better than any LifeTime or Hallmark channel Christmas Movie since the beginning of time. Especially the bloody poop part.
clearly the admins were working for krampus
the part where you bully that kid had me rolling
That moonbase alpha easter egg was heartwarming.
Truly a john madden and Aeiou moment
Dacoobers you always make my day when you upload, your videos deserve way more views, thanks for this legendary content you make
I love when Dacoobers was like “this really is the true meaning of Christmas” truly one of the Dacoobers of all time
This is a certified Christmas moment.
10:12 I found this part so funny
4:45
"this continent sucks" made me spit cereal on my keyboard
Can you believe it Christmas is just a week away, can you belie it only a week
People are gonna look back at this video as a true piece of GMOD history. Merry Christmas.
my brother and I often bicker and argue, but we always bond over sending each other ridiculous content. this is one of those times
This is one of the Christmas' of all time.
1:49 is probably one of my favorite gamer cat being brain dead moments
“You rat fucks ruined Christmas”
“It was only an accident al-“
“Hello!”
I sure do love my Christmas stories. Keep ‘em coming gramps!
"Thats when I realised she was actually, um, 12" - Andrew tate, 2022
A christmas special on the 29th? Oh dacoobers you goofy little guy
Was just going to sleep but spotted the "Dacoobers uploaded a new video". Immediately had to click and watch.
omg dacober christ mas !1! 🥶🥶
Gmod trials and mods Are like Walmart managers
Should’ve called your GMod lawyer the represent your case to the 17 year old
I like the lore accurate combine that tried to cheer you up for the holidays
The best bit of this video is when they bully the child 10/10
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MOSES!
VS!
SANTA CLAUS!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Santa Claus]:
Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun
Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun!
I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer,
You represent sandals and a scraggly beard
I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold!
I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal
You've been a naughty boy, you brought a plague of frogs
You'd best arrest yourself, you broke your own law
Or was there something in Rule Six I didn't understand?
My list says killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand
I read your book, you got a strict religion
No bacon, but mandatory circumcision?
I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents
But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!
[Verse 2: Moses]:
When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth
But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf
It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass
You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass
You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin' and peepin'
On naughty kids while they' sleepin' and keep yo' hands off my stockin'
Don't you 'Ho Ho' me! I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea
You ain't a saint you' a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow
Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go!
[Verse 3:Elves + Santa Claus]:
We ain't slaves!
All that sand turned your brain to mush!
I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush
Yeah, we're magical workers, man!
We hang with reindeers
Yo! Here's a GPS!
Who gets lost for forty years!?
You're a glorified secretary, so write this down
Begat deez nuts!
Santa Claus is comin' to town
[Verse 4:Moses]:
So much drama in the Israe-L B.C.,
It's kinda hard talkin' directly to the G-O-single-D
Hand me my chisel, I got a new command'izzle, for y'all
Thou shalt not let your children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall.
I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy
And walk off to the land of my milk and honies.
[Outro]
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
The Zoomer child does not understand the importance of this half hour story that was very enjoyable and unique, and a good way to end the year, he had what was coming to him.
1:05 AYOOOOO
cant wait for 2023 with dacoobers
Everytime dacoobers uploads a video I get happy
This video was so funny, this made me laugh, also Merry Christmas!
This is a surprisingly good video to watch on more than 2 months, despite being a Christmas special.
No way you were on Landis lmao, its the place where i usuall rp on gmod. What's funnier is that i know that metrocop DVL, he's a good friend of mine. This video made my day man
Gamercat fits the role of Autisitic Santa very well! 😁
you better say that like you mean it
he sure acts autistic normally
We need a full Santa rap
This video made me wheeze so loudly that I got kicked out of my hotel
At first I thought that Clone Wars server looked really cool and chill. Then they just gave out that weird over exaggeration about you saying rape or something? Idk guess they are just so bored they punish you for anything, guess star wars RP hasn't changed a bit.
I can’t wait until they give Noah his own movie 🎉
this is truly the true meaning of christmas
Thank you dacoobers for showing us the true meaning of christmas
legendary video needs more views fr
can't belive there was more rebels than cp
The maps in the beginning took me back to the Golden age of vanoss
i love eating drywall!
I’m really new to your channel “watched 1-2 other vids” and I love your context and friend group!
Gonna bing everything and TURN THOSE MOFO NOTIFICATIONS ON!
Thanks for the Santa Claus ERB verse.
LETS GOOO BABY Bosnia likes Dacoorers
the Moonbase Alpha reference is very much appreciated
Brought a tear to my eye.. what a beautiful Christmas story
death is all that awaits god help us please let me CHRISTMAS ilove christmas i love it i love it i love it
"Why are you mass rdming" what kind of admin doesn't know why someone would be mass rdming
Dacoobers more like dapoopers gottem
being a gmod admin is the saddest thing to ever admit
Bullying a random kid on gmod. That's what Christmas means to me
I was dying to the cp jokes
This channel is legit proof that history repeats itself, you mean to tell me this isn’t a VanossGaming reincarnate
The song that rapping santa raps is the ERB video of Santa Claus vs Moses.
Dacoobers getting banned and immediately after he goes on to commit more war crimes
wow don't I love watching this Christmas video on Christmas or within a near week of Christmas
Gay Santa gives a new meaning to "spreading christmas cheer"
very convenient that there is just a sley at the hospital
that cs source joke was genius
i love how you all just decided to actually bully some kid because he said something about rebels and CP, lol that was my favorite part
8:53 why this santa has a strap holder
Love your videos great work!
It was just uploaded how’d you watch all of it already 💀
@@revine9243 Im saying I like the videos in genral dumbass
@@grimzent oh i'm the dumbass for you saying you love his videos and *GREAT WORK* (GREAT WORK MEANING THAT YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO AND YOU THINK THE WORK HE HAS DONE FOR THE VIDEO IS GOOD)
@@revine9243 Did you not read the reply?
@@revine9243 Man just stfu and go complain to someone else
This was truly the Christmas video of all time
0:53 Dacoobers did a minecraft youtuber.
@@rememberdisname2302 smoke crack
"You're bein' a real pain in my ass!" - Random ERROR sign that can talk for some reason
this is and will be the most entertaining peace of media released in 2023
Man I love this episode!
The beginning gag seems like a vanoss reference
it is the room they used in the 8 yrs old christmas vid, the memories
this is the real Reason for the Season
honestly dacoobers you got me out of a bad part in my life and i just wanna thank you for always cheering me up
new dacoobers video dropped lets gooooo
the kid character from the intro looks like rivers cuomo
The real meaning of Christmas
The true meaning of Christmas is online bullying of minors on half life RP
Waking up to a dacoobers video after going to bed with a fever is a pretty sick treat
your name 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Dacoobers what's up with it? Its spanish