Cassetteboy vs The News

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  • @jamesmeow3039
    @jamesmeow3039 Рік тому +191

    Rest in peace George Alagiah. This edit on works because of how good and consistant he was as a presenter

    • @aneedfortheory
      @aneedfortheory 27 днів тому

      He was a wonderful presenter. Miss those days.

  • @NanoLT
    @NanoLT 10 років тому +843

    300 units every 45minutes. Good ol' Scotland

    • @ArtemyMusha
      @ArtemyMusha 10 років тому +88

      According to one commenter from a while back, "that's barely a night out in Scotland". XD

    • @thedirtyfivethirty3844
      @thedirtyfivethirty3844 6 років тому +23

      Don't forget to stop by the pub and grab one on the way home now!

    • @garyturner5790
      @garyturner5790 4 роки тому

      @@thedirtyfivethirty3844 yeah Boris would like that.

    • @garyturner5790
      @garyturner5790 4 роки тому +2

      Up there that's just starter or apperitif.

    • @garyturner5790
      @garyturner5790 4 роки тому

      It would be competition between Scotland & England.

  • @NinaSpeaks
    @NinaSpeaks 2 роки тому +226

    It's been 10 years since I first saw this video and I still can't hear or read the word Hereford without thinking "Hereford Hereford Hereford. Jeremy Cook, BBC News, Hereford."

    • @jebimasta4604
      @jebimasta4604 Рік тому +10

      Currently in Hereford and had to come and watch this video

    • @HDRodger
      @HDRodger Рік тому +3

      I thought I was the only one

    • @samboramma
      @samboramma Рік тому +4

      Same. My friend just told me his wife is going to Hereford for a business trip and that's why I'm back here. 😂

    • @Theonevidz
      @Theonevidz Рік тому +4

      Lmao I’m going to Hereford this week and I cannot think about anything but this

    • @Theonevidz
      @Theonevidz 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro same

  • @NunoSilva94
    @NunoSilva94 Рік тому +80

    RIP George Alagiah, hope you're having 300 units every 45 minutes up there.

  • @uptheshires738
    @uptheshires738 8 років тому +323

    "They say you should have 300 units every 45 minutes and stop off for a beer on the way home. That's already a guideline in Scotland." Fucking love it!

    • @dylanmead5882
      @dylanmead5882 8 років тому +5

      EL SHIRES MAN 738 I thought that was the guide line for ireland

    • @garyturner3761
      @garyturner3761 7 років тому +1

      I would of that'd be in Scottish Constitution.

    • @petercdowney
      @petercdowney 7 років тому

      EL SHIRES MAN 738 My, I certainly didn't know it was a good experience, being slaughtered!

    • @Chaz.hands.
      @Chaz.hands. 3 роки тому

      Just reading this is making me laugh.

    • @Sou1defiler
      @Sou1defiler Рік тому +1

      I know and I'm Scottish, it was absolute fucking genius and hilarious.

  • @biclopsbob
    @biclopsbob 12 років тому +106

    if one man can be edited and still sound THAT consistant, he is an awesome news reader.

  • @Hazzar595
    @Hazzar595 Рік тому +59

    RIP George. Glad to see so many people thought of this vid

  • @girl_on_fire_x_x
    @girl_on_fire_x_x 2 роки тому +101

    10 years have passed and the news is still the same 🤣

  • @marriottperformance
    @marriottperformance 9 років тому +597

    300 units every 45 minutes!! I lost my shit!

    • @xwf2001
      @xwf2001 9 років тому +51

      The Frazzle and stop off for a beer on the way home

    • @TobyOverfieldvegetarian
      @TobyOverfieldvegetarian 9 років тому +2

      xwf2001 thats only reccommended in reality it's at least 12 not including evening drinks or the one just before bed with your mouthwash.

    • @Slothdeman
      @Slothdeman 9 років тому +5

      I lost it to at that part this kid is awsome he has earned a sub

    • @iguiste23
      @iguiste23 9 років тому +5

      The Frazzle I nearly physically wet myself when I heard that bloody Scotland looooool being an alchy ;-(

    • @xslytitanx
      @xslytitanx 9 років тому +3

      +The Frazzle Thats why the scots voted SNP cause they were pissed.

  • @brillcommunication
    @brillcommunication 8 років тому +135

    Whenever I see George Alagiah presenting the news all I can think of is this video.
    Edit: first thing I thought of when he died, may he report on salacious gossip in heaven

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music 4 роки тому +6

      Great that hes finally back

  • @AlexShaw
    @AlexShaw 10 років тому +337

    The amount of times the media report stories out of context, it's good to see that someone has got their own back.

    • @KajoFox
      @KajoFox 10 років тому +8

      Eh, BBC is impartial bro.

    • @AlexShaw
      @AlexShaw 10 років тому +8

      Im sure that's what they want to be but the individuals who work for them aren't 100% impartial. Media is media they have to bend stories to make them interesting. The BBC release Puerto much the same stories as everyone else.

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV 10 років тому +13

      pipnina
      On the Israel/Palestine conflict, BBC sides with Israel on Scottish Independence BBC are with the NO side. very impartial indeed.

    • @iHuzza
      @iHuzza 10 років тому +2

      DFandV Well, I mean the first letter of BBC does stand for "British" so they'd obviously not want a large part of Britain to be lost in favour of independence as it'd sort of remove about 25% of the Britain from the name.

    • @mrbreckles
      @mrbreckles 10 років тому +12

      pipnina You've obviously not looked in to it enough to realise the BBC are anything but impartial.

  • @SteelKatanas
    @SteelKatanas 8 років тому +407

    HEREFORD HEREFORD HEREFORD

    • @TechDark
      @TechDark 8 років тому

      hmm... maybe

    • @ScabbyCrab
      @ScabbyCrab 7 років тому +6

      Lmao i moved to Hereford last year, forgot about this video.

    • @CameronKinvig
      @CameronKinvig 6 років тому +22

      JEREMY COOK BBC NEWS *HEREFORD*

    • @thedirtyfivethirty3844
      @thedirtyfivethirty3844 6 років тому +6

      Jeremy cook bbc news. . . .HEREFORD

    • @markohara6749
      @markohara6749 6 місяців тому

      Shite hole then?

  • @yao052
    @yao052 Рік тому +36

    Rest in Peace. My favorite news presenter at the BBC, George Alagiah!

  • @aveonaida
    @aveonaida 8 років тому +179

    "Okay, hello." Gets me every time.

  • @harveyjolly2126
    @harveyjolly2126 8 років тому +401

    the BBC has now won rights to broadcast child pornography
    classic

  • @nietzchepreacher9477
    @nietzchepreacher9477 2 роки тому +13

    As a resident of hereford, that part of the video always gets me

  • @lucymoon
    @lucymoon 12 років тому +149

    I think this portrays the public mood quite accurately.

  • @orpheos9
    @orpheos9 12 років тому +7

    wow this is a tribute to how consistent his voice/inflection is that these clips go together really seamlessly

  • @beckiejbrown
    @beckiejbrown 10 років тому +62

    With my eyes closed, it sounds real!

  • @r2sav175
    @r2sav175 Рік тому +10

    Remember seeing this video a decade ago. RIP to the Tamil legend

  • @LucyWithAnUmlaut
    @LucyWithAnUmlaut 12 років тому +29

    "The court in Paris says it's up to Scotland to decide!"
    As a Glaswegian, I whole heartedly laugh out loud.

  • @benusmaximus3601
    @benusmaximus3601 3 роки тому +10

    The fact that he said women remain confused and worried with that picture of Miliband in the background was just perfect!

  • @nearlypeanuts4726
    @nearlypeanuts4726 9 років тому +56

    Cassetteboy for PM!

  • @playnow254
    @playnow254 9 років тому +183

    I don't think 300 is enough. It should have been taken to Ireland to decide.

  • @TheScottishStudios
    @TheScottishStudios 8 років тому +44

    as a Scot the 300 units was hilarious

    • @georgejacob3162
      @georgejacob3162 8 років тому +13

      And don't forget to stop off for a beer on the way home!

  • @JSYBen
    @JSYBen 3 місяці тому +10

    I think Huw Edwards saw the first few seconds of this edit, and thought it was real....

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner Рік тому +7

    I came here because even now, 11 years later, whenever someone says a UK town name beginning with H, I think of "Hereford. Hereford. Hereford. Jeremy Cook; BBC News, Hereford."

  • @Gazarhya
    @Gazarhya 9 років тому +11

    Why Why Why Why Why, Why Why Why Why Why, Has it taken me sooo long to tap UA-cam up for the wonderful Cassette Boy! Clearly because I am rubbish, as He is BRILLIANT! Tears are Literally running down my face.....

  • @andydyer6591
    @andydyer6591 2 роки тому +8

    “When it comes to alcohol how much is too much? A court in Paris has said it’s up to Scotland to decide.”
    Nothing good can come of this.

  • @StephenFiorentini
    @StephenFiorentini Рік тому +10

    Rest in peace George.

  • @theinternetshavecome1640
    @theinternetshavecome1640 Рік тому +3

    All these years and this is still a classic.

  • @OrangeyChocolate
    @OrangeyChocolate 10 років тому +31

    This is even more accurate than the real news.

  • @Jonthebluecow
    @Jonthebluecow Рік тому +13

    Rest in Peace George ❤

  • @popcornfilms1
    @popcornfilms1 2 роки тому +2

    Absolute gold even decade later

  • @ShadowAngels
    @ShadowAngels 10 років тому +179

    Hereford

  • @18T220
    @18T220 10 років тому +37

    2:14
    That was the best part.

    • @izzy4reel
      @izzy4reel 4 роки тому +1

      Yes. I've loved this for years

  • @dabin88
    @dabin88 10 років тому +18

    Scotland says you should drink 300 units every 45 minutes and stop off for a beer on the way home lol this is already a guideline!

  • @MatthewsTechHub
    @MatthewsTechHub 10 років тому +13

    This is brilliant please make another one!

  • @as680783
    @as680783 10 років тому +8

    I saw a news item about Cassette Boy on the BBC News. It made me look his stuff up, and I'm so glad I did.
    Couldn't stop laughing! His humour is insanely brilliant.
    Excellent use of UA-cam.

  • @HaydnDB
    @HaydnDB 10 років тому +110

    300 units every 45 mins loool

    • @alexandermills9965
      @alexandermills9965 10 років тому +30

      And then stop for a beer on the way home

    • @blueday22
      @blueday22 10 років тому +1

      dont forget the stop off beer on the way home

    • @Medic26898
      @Medic26898 10 років тому +13

      blueday22 It's already a guideline in Scotland

    • @blueday22
      @blueday22 10 років тому +1

      im moving there then

    • @joeclay9683
      @joeclay9683 10 років тому

      challenge accepted XD

  • @jimmyhayers
    @jimmyhayers 12 років тому +4

    This is the funniest thing you have done yet. It has even surpassed the Attenborough one as my favourite. Absolute, unadulterated genius.

  • @VYD239
    @VYD239 10 років тому +12

    'Ok hello' was more than enough to entertain me repeatedly

  • @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights
    @Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights 11 років тому +4

    I just love it when things fall perfectly into place

  • @khalid_mojali666
    @khalid_mojali666 9 років тому +33

    i feel sorry for ed
    he will remaine a virgin for another 1000 years

  • @OhNoPorkchop
    @OhNoPorkchop 11 років тому +25

    I came here for Hereford.

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому +3

    The last minute honestly still holds up well today.

  • @majinjared
    @majinjared 10 років тому +5

    How have I not come across this on youtube till now.. ^_^

  • @StolenEyesX
    @StolenEyesX 8 років тому +56

    I haven't laughed so much in ages. Bloody brilliant, as Lord Sugar might not have said. 😉

  • @TheMrCFH
    @TheMrCFH 10 років тому +2

    The fact they deliver news in the same deadpan tone makes it look really effective in a mash-up

  • @LostTimeLady
    @LostTimeLady Рік тому +8

    Back again in tribute to George Alagiah. We stan our dear news reader. ❤

  • @naffyathome
    @naffyathome Рік тому +12

    RIP George! 😢

  • @Sam187786
    @Sam187786 9 років тому +3

    Loving your video edits, Cassette Boy, lol.
    Keep them coming!

  • @MrEnclave86
    @MrEnclave86 9 років тому +5

    Wow, BBC English blends together really seamlessly.

  • @MrBannystar
    @MrBannystar 10 років тому

    It's simply a work of art. Absolute genius. I can't even begin to think about how to construct a video anywhere near as awesome as this....

  • @jdixon390
    @jdixon390 9 років тому +1

    this is practically a ytp, along with your other work. Please continue making funny stuff like this, it's brilliant!
    "Hereford, Hereford, Hereford" a bust my sides.

  • @Ohlookitsdaisyy
    @Ohlookitsdaisyy 4 роки тому +3

    Do you know how many times over 8 years I've just muttered "Hereford, Hereford, Hereford. Jeremy Cook, BBC News, Hereford." to myself?

  • @pov_music
    @pov_music Рік тому +11

    RIP king. There could be more bad news on the way...

  • @dabin88
    @dabin88 Рік тому +7

    RIP George as well

  • @Chaz.hands.
    @Chaz.hands. 3 роки тому

    Thank you so much for making this. A masterpiece.

  • @FatRakoon
    @FatRakoon 12 років тому

    I remember seeing this a few months back... Pissed myself jus tas hard just now as I did back then.
    Sometimes the edits are just too perfect...
    Nice one CB

  • @maryannemakes
    @maryannemakes 5 років тому +3

    This is classic I watch it regularly

  • @roseynick
    @roseynick Рік тому +5

    Came straight here when I found out the news 💔

  • @alisonsomerville-ryder8486
    @alisonsomerville-ryder8486 10 років тому +27

    This is fucking great.

  • @garyturner5790
    @garyturner5790 4 роки тому +2

    The ending of this is truly silblime.

  • @ProtoKun7
    @ProtoKun7 Рік тому +6

    So long, George.

  • @redcommander27
    @redcommander27 11 років тому +4

    From the very first line I was hooked. That was a zinger! Great job LOL!

  • @paulfearon2707
    @paulfearon2707 11 років тому +18

    I haven't laughed like that in a while......
    Fuckin brilliant mate!

  • @AMS97PS3
    @AMS97PS3 9 років тому +32

    300 Units ever 45 minutes. Fucking lost it.

    • @daaz102
      @daaz102 8 років тому

      LOOOL EPIC best

  • @TheDanimal0397
    @TheDanimal0397 2 роки тому +2

    Can we get a new one of these... I can predict MUCH material to use

  • @CrAsHBaNdIcOoT01
    @CrAsHBaNdIcOoT01 11 років тому

    Thank you so much! If it wasn't for your incredible sharp eye for editing, i would have gone round believing this...

  • @manzilla48
    @manzilla48 Рік тому +8

    Rip George Alagiah!!

  • @Fa55akk
    @Fa55akk Рік тому +6

    RIP my man

  • @liamc9307
    @liamc9307 Рік тому +5

    Rest in peace

  • @williamlintott448
    @williamlintott448 9 років тому

    This is brilliant work Cassetteboy! I need to listen to more of your UA-cam clips, as I could do with laughing more often, God bless you!!

  • @jopasc8998
    @jopasc8998 3 роки тому

    this is so dangerous - 9 years later - and i love it

  • @laurencehockin1596
    @laurencehockin1596 Рік тому +3

    RIP George Alagiah! ☹️ loves this vid!

  • @SingularityUtopia
    @SingularityUtopia 10 років тому +11

    LOL, brilliant ending.

  • @TheDullMansClub
    @TheDullMansClub 2 роки тому +2

    pissing myself at how relevant all this still is

  • @Kakascrot
    @Kakascrot Рік тому

    I think I watched this the week it was uploaded but I'm still chokin' on my tea watching it

  • @DonutDurgn
    @DonutDurgn 10 років тому +26

    Hereford!

  • @Min-hq4hq
    @Min-hq4hq 6 років тому +9

    the hereford part makes me laugh so hard

  • @Handleyocandleghee
    @Handleyocandleghee 4 роки тому +3

    UA-cam 8 years later: hey you wanna watch this?

  • @crysis4real
    @crysis4real 10 років тому

    Whoever did this you have some serious skills!! You made my day :-) Thank you
    !!

  • @broadbangs2497
    @broadbangs2497 9 років тому +1

    The shock of being caught off guard when my hometown is mentioned in a cassetboy video and is written all over the comments :D

  • @gothikia
    @gothikia 12 років тому +5

    I am literally in tears at how fucking hilarious this is. Thank you cassetteboy!

  • @TheStupidestGenius
    @TheStupidestGenius 10 років тому +50

    I'm so proud to be English :D

  • @LisaBrady
    @LisaBrady 10 років тому +3

    Excellent piece of work great to see some factual news for a change ✌☺

  • @mattigan13
    @mattigan13 10 років тому +2

    this guys i bloody amazing. please keep making them THERE AMAZING AND FUNNY!

  • @lucazadelemon
    @lucazadelemon 11 років тому

    Please do some more of these videos. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!

  • @Mxtt_Hxll
    @Mxtt_Hxll Рік тому +4

    Farewell George ❤️

  • @hugheytheboi
    @hugheytheboi Рік тому +5

    Rest in peace George Alagiah 🙏 legend

  • @bigboyroheelbigz2367
    @bigboyroheelbigz2367 9 років тому +3

    'Hereford. Hereford, Hereford, Hereford. Jeremy Cook, BBC News. Hereford' Haha lol!

  • @coomc007
    @coomc007 11 років тому

    You are pure genius and I love you. Carry on with this fantastic work. xxx

  • @tonythomas864
    @tonythomas864 10 років тому

    One of your best. You are a brilliant analysist.

  • @lextube
    @lextube 12 років тому +7

    What happened to the latest upload? :/

  • @XatxiFly
    @XatxiFly 5 років тому +6

    1:27 confirms BoJo's interest in watersports

  • @Stand4Righteousness
    @Stand4Righteousness 9 років тому

    that last bit was so funny lol ur an absolute genius to pull that off in the same scene

  • @choughed3072
    @choughed3072 9 років тому +2

    can we start a petition to get the BBC to allow cassette boy to edit the news

  • @thatsjustme1990
    @thatsjustme1990 9 років тому +3

    i nearly pissed myself watching this! haha GREAT WORK MATE

  • @FredPuppy
    @FredPuppy Рік тому +4

    RIP George :(