Pivot: Why Grand Theft Auto V Sucks

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  • Опубліковано 16 сер 2014
  • The slightly exaggerated scenes in this video represent the various technical issues that plague GTA5.
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  • @d8r423
    @d8r423 5 років тому +582

    In GTA 5, its illegal stand next to a person

    • @aqib4925
      @aqib4925 4 роки тому +45

      It's fine when you break all traffic laws, having your rpg out in public, but standing next to a person? That's fucked up dude.

    • @shadow_is_weird8991
      @shadow_is_weird8991 4 роки тому +13

      @Spencer Payton well it's murder what do you expect
      And
      4 is wayy better than 5

    • @vin-dog575
      @vin-dog575 4 роки тому +4

      Social distancing.

    • @wolfprince74
      @wolfprince74 3 роки тому

      Is everything in this game illegal?

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ 3 роки тому

      Hey, what are you doing? ……
      That’s it, I’m calling the cops.

  • @kuhlapse
    @kuhlapse 3 роки тому +462

    fun fact: the reason you could still get a wanted level in the middle of nowhere is because animals such as birds, mountain lions, etc. are actually programmed to call the cops

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 2 роки тому +17

      They fixed that though.

    • @arihalvorsen7122
      @arihalvorsen7122 2 роки тому +4

      haha not the birds online.... you mean the KARENS???

    • @arihalvorsen7122
      @arihalvorsen7122 2 роки тому +3

      @@LiberatedMind1 no they didn't you get cops for anything lol

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 2 роки тому +1

      @@arihalvorsen7122 Oh...

    • @Plbk76
      @Plbk76 2 роки тому

      @@arihalvorsen7122 Karens r the devil sibling

  • @franciscogarcia8499
    @franciscogarcia8499 6 років тому +1727

    whole video should've been a loading screen

    • @jamjam3768
      @jamjam3768 6 років тому +42

      nah man nah man that’s fallout 4

    • @user-me8ny6wj5v
      @user-me8ny6wj5v 6 років тому +18

      @@jamjam3768
      Nah man thats metal gear online

    • @DellyBets
      @DellyBets 5 років тому +3

      @@user-me8ny6wj5v no one on those servers lmao, dope fun game online but no one plays it

    • @GaminatorA
      @GaminatorA 5 років тому +3

      nah nah nah nah that’s the PS4 version

    • @kingajgames3171
      @kingajgames3171 5 років тому +3

      @@GaminatorA I got ps4 only takes like 1-2 minutes what kinda bootleg ps4 you got?

  • @dirtydan693
    @dirtydan693 4 роки тому +236

    The updated version:
    Not able to walk 3 feet without getting orbital cannoned or blown up by some asshole on a mk2

    • @amarson2322
      @amarson2322 3 роки тому +6

      underrated

    • @thefatlady2370
      @thefatlady2370 3 роки тому +4

      BULLSHIT

    • @joejs4613
      @joejs4613 3 роки тому +3

      Play story mode

    • @MillennialZ666
      @MillennialZ666 3 роки тому +3

      And ladies and gentlemen this is why i stick to Sleeping Dogs nowadays

    • @smellynat
      @smellynat 3 роки тому +2

      @@MillennialZ666 I used to love that game, beat it about 4 times once under 24 hours

  • @KleinHendrixTheCool
    @KleinHendrixTheCool 9 років тому +91

    Why GTA V was a fucking disappointment!
    1.Lack Of Interiors
    2.Can't buy safehouses
    3. Extremely terrible and forgettable storyline
    4.Unlikeable, annoying and dickheaded protagonists
    5.Heists are only structured for the story
    6.Can't purchase animals
    7.Limited car customization
    8.No Gang Wars
    9. Cops are annoying as fuck!
    10.Controls feel sluggish and extremely slow.
    If GTA 6 is anything like this, I'm done with the series.

    • @balltongue6069
      @balltongue6069 9 років тому +5

      Tetsuo Shima 11. Johnny Klebitz died in this Part...

    • @KleinHendrixTheCool
      @KleinHendrixTheCool 9 років тому +14

      N4Cer stfu you GTA nuthugger. How old are you, 12? Stupid child.

    • @SwagKiryu
      @SwagKiryu 9 років тому

      Sucks with Gta 5 Bull god

    • @moonman2695
      @moonman2695 9 років тому +7

      N4Cer i only agree with the cops being annoying

    • @myhatzulu
      @myhatzulu 9 років тому

      sebastian prosperi Tetsuo sees your profile pic
      CANADAAAAAA!!!

  • @MikeyF102
    @MikeyF102 9 років тому +228

    I'm laughing at how accurate this is. The stealth is a complete joke.

    • @BakuTex
      @BakuTex 9 років тому +12

      Flynner102 The stealth is useless. At least in san andreas you got a couple of missions in which you used it, and it was fun! In here it's just like "Yea, u can.. Y'know... Crouch or whatevah... "

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 9 років тому +5

      Flynner102 Does anybody understand why you get job points in this game? I'm level 214 and I still don't get it... XD

    • @BakuTex
      @BakuTex 9 років тому +3

      i_Plagi That's JP? Holy shit I've got no idea...

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 9 років тому +3

      BakuTex XD Yeah! We need to call Rockstar support so they explain it to us! ^^

    • @ORENGEcarot
      @ORENGEcarot 9 років тому +1

      BakuTex he doesnt even crouch.. he looks like he shit his pants when he "crouches" lol

  • @dakotaharnish5515
    @dakotaharnish5515 6 років тому +348

    1:48 that pisses me off when im playing this game

  • @gamingisinmydna479
    @gamingisinmydna479 6 років тому +777

    HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    THAT'S IT I AM CALLING THE COPS
    😐BUT I AM JUST STANDING

    • @jamjam3768
      @jamjam3768 6 років тому +19

      Mike Upton u know what isn’t true? The way you spelled true. 😂 jk that was a terrible joke ima go.

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 5 років тому +8

      1:48 "*Seriosly? Face*"

    • @Larry_Alvarez
      @Larry_Alvarez 5 років тому +3

      Standing is an assault, sorry there's no proven of your innocence

    • @davora8954
      @davora8954 5 років тому +1

      @Mike Upton Ture

    • @davidcabrera7933
      @davidcabrera7933 5 років тому +1

      That part was racist

  • @istoleahorsexd860
    @istoleahorsexd860 7 років тому +284

    Me: *uses the fastest car in the game during a cop chase*
    Cop car: *Goes ham on the acceleration*
    me: *Hijacks cop car*
    me: *Cop car accelerates like a normal car*

    • @aliboy2286
      @aliboy2286 7 років тому +15

      iStoleAHorse XD cop cars are fast

    • @BRG2653
      @BRG2653 5 років тому +1

      Yup so true so true

    • @princevegeta6765
      @princevegeta6765 2 роки тому +2

      Literally every time I get into a cop car during a chase the tires either immediately get shot out or are already fucked up, and for some reason the other cop card are fast as hell and are indestructible, it’s so many problems with this game I wouldn’t even be able to list it all

  • @MarcoPolo-dh6hm
    @MarcoPolo-dh6hm 9 років тому +86

    My reasons for why GTA V sucked:
    1. CHEATS WERE ASS (Limited invincibility?!? Come ON)
    2. No gang wars (You should have freedom to be affiliated if you so choose)
    3. No different fighting styles.
    4. Hard to make pedestrians fight each other.
    5. Can't go work out anymore? Or get fat? Or skinny?
    6. NO FUCKING JETPACK???
    7. No fun easter eggs? Can we at least fly the damn spaceships we find??
    8. Because San Andreas was better. Add everything you had for San Andreas back into this and it's the best game ever…. smh

    • @Charleezy
      @Charleezy 9 років тому +1

      ***** online is what sucked for me

    • @Charleezy
      @Charleezy 9 років тому

      micheal plays oh same profile pic I see

    • @KingofAmerica97
      @KingofAmerica97 9 років тому +3

      ***** Agreed. What i thought was a let down was the lack of enterable buildings, that kind of makes an open world game feel dull. Not only that, but Los Santos doesn't really feel anything like the real-life Los Angeles imo.

    • @hyexenforomacedonians9251
      @hyexenforomacedonians9251 9 років тому +3

      ***** stop being blind by nostalgia

    • @jumpman2326
      @jumpman2326 9 років тому +1

      Gta 5 suck

  • @detomaysho
    @detomaysho 5 років тому +226

    Loading screen when home alone:
    0:25
    Loading screen when family are around:
    0:17

  • @miahmartinez950
    @miahmartinez950 5 років тому +47

    1:38 like the song? it's called can you feel my heart by Bring me the horizon.

    • @thiccman6665
      @thiccman6665 5 років тому +2

      Thanks! You deserve more likes.

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 4 роки тому +2

      Why’d you comment this twice?

  • @MrBugsieX111
    @MrBugsieX111 6 років тому +680

    Tbh it's the cops that ruin GTA V

    • @johnquach6696
      @johnquach6696 6 років тому +97

      MrBugsie x111 yea, and cops arrests you FOR no reason, but in IV, they just Chill out.

    • @janmarcoperezbatres2203
      @janmarcoperezbatres2203 6 років тому +117

      They either have full spider senses and know where the fuck you are at any time so hiding is useless and you cant kill a fly without them showing up to murder you.
      Or they literally dont do shit to you.

    • @gameplaythroughs4162
      @gameplaythroughs4162 6 років тому +14

      and all the loading and server errors

    • @EduardoContrerasD
      @EduardoContrerasD 5 років тому +14

      For me, the community, lag in general, the "error go and play campaign", and I only played on ps3 so... The mods, but Rockstar and the rest be like: hA tHat PeoPle is pO0r, letS jUst FoCus oN tHe neXt gEn.

    • @lukegewizz2413
      @lukegewizz2413 5 років тому +5

      you can turn off the cops in gta4 online sessions

  • @deutscheuberlegenheit7452
    @deutscheuberlegenheit7452 8 років тому +325

    This whole vid could be the loading screen. By the time it's done you're 10 years older.

    • @vivolus
      @vivolus 8 років тому +3

      quitting session...

    • @ramitheminecraftplayer8855
      @ramitheminecraftplayer8855 8 років тому +1

      +i'm hungry hi

    • @100subsnouploadchallenge5
      @100subsnouploadchallenge5 8 років тому

      if you are playing on a fucking old gen console it will on my ps4 it loads in half a minute kid

    • @deutscheuberlegenheit7452
      @deutscheuberlegenheit7452 8 років тому

      +WERES THE BLEACH well it also depends on your internet speed

    • @mohanajay2896
      @mohanajay2896 8 років тому +4

      Youre salty as hell. Theres nothing wrong in playing gta v on an old gen console. You are the kid in here...
      Get pc, get good. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @sammygonzalez9362
    @sammygonzalez9362 6 років тому +203

    1:44 is so true man

  • @tornadorundo
    @tornadorundo 6 років тому +44

    This happens to me a lot and it annoys the crap out of me.
    When I’m escaping the cops at a very high speed on a highway, and I’m about to lose my wanted level, a cop spawns right in my path and I can’t stop since I’m going so fast, then, the moment they see me, they start going 400 mph towards me and I can’t get them off my tail.

    • @sitimafruroh803
      @sitimafruroh803 4 роки тому +1

      Ooe

    • @ActualInsanity™
      @ActualInsanity™ 3 роки тому +2

      Ikr it's very annoying to this day.

    • @Holisticxoxo
      @Holisticxoxo Рік тому +1

      Cop AI ruined that game. much rather have a graphical downgrade and keep the old physics engine from gta 4.

  • @m1lkymochi9
    @m1lkymochi9 7 років тому +283

    100% accurate

    • @ericpratt984
      @ericpratt984 6 років тому +1

      Indeed

    • @Mac1Camp
      @Mac1Camp 6 років тому

      Only thing I hate about this game is the Aiming and the OP police, it’s near impossible to lose them at 3 or more stars.

    • @andrewfrancis3683
      @andrewfrancis3683 6 років тому

      wouldnt 100% make it precise?

    • @wolacuil2054
      @wolacuil2054 3 роки тому

      @@Mac1Camp IKR

  • @alexlloydmusic5647
    @alexlloydmusic5647 8 років тому +103

    THE FUCKING RIDICULOUS ACCELERATION BOOST IS TOO DAMN TRUE

    • @yeehawhomie5749
      @yeehawhomie5749 8 років тому

      RIGHT THE COPS WILL BE MILES BEHIND ME AND ALL THE SUDDEN
      ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM RIGHT INTO MY ASS CAUSING ME TO RUN OFF A CLIFF EXPLODING AND DIEING THENN I HAVE TO PAY HOSPITAL BILL AND MY CAR GOS BYE BYES ON TOP OF IT

    • @dameshitrowland3447
      @dameshitrowland3447 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @atti9869
      @atti9869 8 років тому

      so true

    • @theelite5135
      @theelite5135 8 років тому

      It is be so annoying when your on a bike

    • @ryleguinez2047
      @ryleguinez2047 8 років тому

      Yep it is like wth I used the fastest car but they hit me with there crappy car

  • @D3ADSH0T
    @D3ADSH0T 5 років тому +89

    I can't even be mad at this video, NPCs in GTA V are either very sensitive or very aggressive there's no in between

    • @chasemiller7974
      @chasemiller7974 4 роки тому +3

      It's supposed to be a parody of us.

    • @90srapfan37
      @90srapfan37 4 роки тому +4

      That's LA (I mean "Los Santos") for you ;)

    • @wilsonno9675
      @wilsonno9675 3 роки тому +3

      Gta 5 is a video game, video games are supposed fun and entertaining so we can escape reality, not have Cockstar try to parody annoying hyper sensitive people from California as poorly designed A.I.

    • @TheGamerFrog7048
      @TheGamerFrog7048 2 роки тому

      @@wilsonno9675 Yeah.

  • @TheGlowingBeansGuy
    @TheGlowingBeansGuy 5 років тому +97

    this video: *exists*
    99% of gamers: Why would you say someting so controversial, yet so brave?

    • @Don_Salieri1899
      @Don_Salieri1899 4 роки тому +2

      More like 99% of bandwagon idiots: I agree for no reason

    • @adriannn3720
      @adriannn3720 3 роки тому +2

      @@Don_Salieri1899 ? Gta v has flaws. Like DRM

  • @Gardetrace
    @Gardetrace 6 років тому +780

    The sad thing is, everything in this video is true.

  • @SmityHead
    @SmityHead 8 років тому +542

    anyone notice the video length?

  • @lavetic2099
    @lavetic2099 6 років тому +46

    Okay! I've customized my Tornado, lets go back to mansion.
    *Almost at the mansion when npc car comes out of nowhere and wrecks my 50's automobile*

  • @evanconcepcion7934
    @evanconcepcion7934 4 роки тому +32

    2014: What? Why? Sure the game has its problems, but overall it's a masterpiece.
    2020: 100% agree, but you forgot about the armed satellites and flying rocket motorcycles.

    • @God_God_Jesus
      @God_God_Jesus 5 місяців тому

      LOL, People still play that game?? Man that game sucks!!

  • @sentryy4204
    @sentryy4204 8 років тому +89

    Come on the loading screen is way more longer than that!

  • @igthem
    @igthem 8 років тому +128

    all facts in this video, is true...

  • @DatW268
    @DatW268 2 роки тому +17

    3:24 GTA 5 Players waiting for GTA 6 be like:

  • @notsweatyman3084
    @notsweatyman3084 5 років тому +87

    My parents are officer and I can confirm that they do have a speed boost button.

  • @onlyonediddycandoit4334
    @onlyonediddycandoit4334 6 років тому +232

    *stands at a bus stop*
    *a person is next to me*
    hey? What r u doing?
    me: I'm waiting for the b-
    that's it I'm calling the cops
    me: BRUH

    • @Anonymous-ux8ku
      @Anonymous-ux8ku 5 років тому +4

      that doesn't happen on next gen tho

    • @kingajgames3171
      @kingajgames3171 5 років тому

      Yeah it does

    • @g4z666
      @g4z666 5 років тому

      Actually..
      Me: **kills the guy with shotgun**

    • @DJC-System
      @DJC-System 5 років тому +2

      @@g4z666 Username checks out

    • @g4z666
      @g4z666 5 років тому

      @@DJC-System wha?

  • @comfy88338
    @comfy88338 6 років тому +93

    3:27 I bet even in that time, GTA VI didn't come out.

  • @Name-nw9uj
    @Name-nw9uj Рік тому +8

    1:37 THIS MAN USED THE GIGACHAD MUSIC BEFORE ANYONE ELSE WTF LMAOOO

  • @worchestershiresauce8200
    @worchestershiresauce8200 2 роки тому +9

    1:38 bro predicted giga chad memes

    • @Cold987
      @Cold987 Рік тому +2

      I wanted to say the same thing but you already did

  • @ryndraw9493
    @ryndraw9493 7 років тому +507

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING
    me: uhh standing
    IM CALLING THE COPS
    me:...IM JUST STANDING

  • @quantum9264
    @quantum9264 7 років тому +96

    Best thing about GTA5:
    "JOIN THIS PARKOUR FOR 100000000RP AND 10000000000 CASH!!!!"

  • @miahmartinez950
    @miahmartinez950 5 років тому +23

    1:37 like the song? The song is called can you feel my heart by Bring me the horizon.😀 Nuf said.

    • @eloas3260
      @eloas3260 2 роки тому +2

      chad

    • @hakai1014
      @hakai1014 Рік тому +1

      Its funny that was used before it became the chad meme

    • @pejutalittleelk1236
      @pejutalittleelk1236 11 місяців тому

      Bro is in the illuminati😅😅😅

  • @crimsoncarp6877
    @crimsoncarp6877 5 років тому +35

    3:37 me 75% of the time when I try to join a game

  • @asianundertalelover5456
    @asianundertalelover5456 7 років тому +33

    Cops hit me first .... Then 1 star ....

  • @eric_t123
    @eric_t123 7 років тому +112

    I hate the kill streak screen. It hurts my eyes so much

    • @rashadvq
      @rashadvq 7 років тому +5

      DerekThe1158th ikr

    • @EgoEnforcementAgency
      @EgoEnforcementAgency 7 років тому +3

      DerekThe1158th it makes my stomach feel weird

    • @tylerbrown1088
      @tylerbrown1088 7 років тому +2

      What is the music from the kill streak short on this video I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

    • @eric_t123
      @eric_t123 6 років тому +1

      Doggo Died that is so old

    • @eric_t123
      @eric_t123 6 років тому +1

      Tyler Brown and sorry idk

  • @blank_b
    @blank_b 3 роки тому +8

    7k people can't take a joke.

  • @NeoAxiom
    @NeoAxiom 5 років тому +15

    2:03 this is essentially what happens irl

  • @brotherzez2
    @brotherzez2 9 років тому +240

    This is so damn accurate.

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 9 років тому +7

      Anthony Koval So true! Especially the scene with the plane made me laugh :D :D :D

    • @splashproductions9340
      @splashproductions9340 9 років тому +4

      i_Plagi haha its actually true, you try to take off in a plane and it takes forever!!

    • @SaltyStU2
      @SaltyStU2 8 років тому +9

      calm down bud. no need to tell someone to burn in hell over an opinion. did you forget to grow up yet? you might wanna start now

    • @deepsnow5292
      @deepsnow5292 8 років тому

      In a way the rager is correct but he kinda over did it. Most of these things are in the game to add realistic and life like this to GTA. And most of the things in this video were overdramatized

  • @bi0ha2ard
    @bi0ha2ard 9 років тому +18

    Did you mention the bland characters and lackluster story... Nope.
    The setting and characterisation is why we like GTA games... Other franchises offer "crazy" sandbox and good mechanics.
    They should'nt have split the game into three or focus so much resources on online.
    RIP GTA franchise. Greed got you.

    • @francisgaribayABC
      @francisgaribayABC 9 років тому +6

      RIP Grand Theft Auto
      1997-2013

    • @francisgaribayABC
      @francisgaribayABC 9 років тому +4

      And the word "Hipster" needs to be retired. in one mission, Michael accuses Trevor of being a hipster, on the account of his clothing choice, musical tastes and his hometown, because "hipster".
      That moment when one of the cringey moments of GTA is a mutual conversation between two protagonists.

    • @francisgaribayABC
      @francisgaribayABC 9 років тому

      ***** Not to mention in GTA IV, cheats were saved once you typed them on the in-game phone. Who wants to quickly try to press a combination of buttons while you only have so little HP left?

  • @doggishmoon616
    @doggishmoon616 5 років тому +36

    Love how the vid is exactly 4:20 long

  • @shadowwolf5328
    @shadowwolf5328 3 роки тому +10

    meanwhile in 2021:
    1. Cant walk around without some jackass on a oppressor mk2 killing you.
    2. Cant go anywhere because a dumbass modder thinks its funny to cage and teleport people to "their" apartment.
    3. Cant even do one simple ass heist without being disconnected for some bullshit reason.
    4. people never do the armor shipments and make the mission 100x harder to stealth through (or they do it partially so you can headshot the enemy. Which is nice)

  • @JibronLames
    @JibronLames 9 років тому +54

    Character movement sluggish and non fluent, cyborg cops, garbage ass stealth, inconsistant weapon damage, piss poor gta community, overpriced items, passive mode unreliable.....gta online is a piss poor experience.

    • @Neldonax
      @Neldonax 9 років тому

      did u play it?

    • @zombiex0692
      @zombiex0692 9 років тому +2

      *****
      dumb dumb dumb. next gen is just as bad.

    • @zombiex0692
      @zombiex0692 9 років тому +7

      *****
      yes. reason
      1- same shitty controls
      2- nothing new
      3- still no animal online
      4- graphics is still the same
      5- still no casino
      6-- still no mansion
      7- still the same shitty missions
      8- first person sucks
      9- exclusives sucks
      if you pay $60 again for this shit, you are a fool.

    • @zombiex0692
      @zombiex0692 9 років тому +3

      *****
      this is the reason you don't deserve good things. R* laughs at sheep like you. they don't care about you. all they care about is your money. if you are so loyal why don't you sell your parent's house and everything you own and donate the money to R*? id you think GTA PS4 is worth another $60, there is something wrong with you head.

    • @zombiex0692
      @zombiex0692 9 років тому +1

      *****
      you are an unfaithful bitch. if you are loyal to rockstar, you should at least spend $1 million dollars on shark cards.

  • @BrandonTrex
    @BrandonTrex 9 років тому +15

    GTAV Online in a shellnut.
    Player1: hey dude, you wanna do a mission?
    Player2: ...................... *throws Sticky Bomb*

  • @timarakov95
    @timarakov95 6 років тому +98

    1:35 expectations 1:38 reality XD

    • @Notaiidan
      @Notaiidan 5 років тому +5

      That’s comparison between gta 4 and gta 5 not expactation

    • @Notaiidan
      @Notaiidan 5 років тому +1

      oh lol

    • @ANIT_CREED
      @ANIT_CREED 5 років тому

      Gta 4 old days Gta 5 now a days

    • @Marton-ur3tk
      @Marton-ur3tk 2 роки тому

      What song is that? cause I forgot

    • @timarakov95
      @timarakov95 2 роки тому

      @@Marton-ur3tk Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart

  • @ZarkX6
    @ZarkX6 Рік тому +6

    2:10 Nighmare begins here

  • @shadow_da_derg
    @shadow_da_derg 8 років тому +66

    This is soo funny and true at the same hard XD XD XD

  • @callisto2761
    @callisto2761 9 років тому +45

    LMAO This video is awesome and true, I love how a murder in the middle of nowhere gets you 1-2 stars, making silencers and stealth rating pointless since there is no such thing as stealth kills apparently even in the middle of the ocean.
    here's a few more. Get on the FIB building or any other sky scraper, aim your sniper at the hustling, bustling city below you and see.....NO ONE! Becomes a barren wasteland instantly leaving you no targets to shoot.
    Stealing tanks. jets, cargo planes, etc from the air base load it into your hanger to watch it disappear when you want to use. Apparently GTA has gone soft and wants you purchase vehicles as opposed to stealing them which is the whole meaning of its name. Your characters are capable of driving everything from a bicycle to fighter jets, but apparently trains & ships are too complicated for them. The stock market is like an afterthought only works for Lester missions and pretty much useless after that. GTA 5 overall is a weak release from Rockstar.

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 9 років тому

      Joe Doe No I don't think that it's a weak release but there are many annoying problems that were shown into the video. I'm sure it's better on the new generation consoles. (My PS3 sometimes freezes while I'm playing online :/ )

    • @callisto2761
      @callisto2761 9 років тому

      i_Plagi no these are all bugs on Xbox One/PS4 as well. Like jumping and punching instantly folds your guy in half and he turns into a ragdoll. Hell even Super Mario on NES could jump and punch without falling on his face.
      Its a weak release imo because of all of half baked ideas thrown into it and things that have been abandoned that should be brought back like in GTA 2 you could pick which of 3 gangs you did jobs for and it would influence the the other twos like/dislike for you. How in 2015 can your option of choosing your own destiny in a sandbox game be removed? Now they just use convoluted stories that don't make sense because the 3 characters in GTA 5 back stories and reasonings don't make any sense.
      Also attacking is much better on San Andreas because you could learn boxing, kickboxing, karate, etc and you could do hand to hand combat much better than the sloppy looping hooks and slow awkward kicks you do on GTA 5.
      When you really break it down GTA 5 is not a very good designed game and is a step backwards. You buy some buildings and can't even get into them, you can't keep some vehicles you steal, storing larger vehicles in hangers is buggy and half the time disappears, etc
      It would be nice if they addressed these bugs and shrunk the map to make every building useable and every vehicle driveable(including trains and ships).
      I doubt they'll ever fix the flaws with the series though as people buy it just because it's name is on the box at this point so there is no need to actually improve anything.

    • @jediharold12
      @jediharold12 9 років тому +2

      Joe Doe Yeah GTA V is a great example of a great series selling out extreamly. It gains billions just from the name alone. Instead of feeling like a sequel to GTA it felt more like sellout reboot. The story was forgetful and cliche, and like you poin,t out its filled with missed opportunities and flaws.

    • @eliskavenglar4316
      @eliskavenglar4316 9 років тому +2

      Joe Doe I feel you, man. I played V and IV only for the storyline (I even bought an xbox 360 solely for GTA IV) and I quit after that. There's nothing to do. The skyscraper sniping is exactly what happened to me. Nobody to shoot. I remember having much much more fun in VC and SA. There are some great improvements like when robbing a liquor store you actually see the clerk operating the till and when humping a prostitute you can see her in action too, but so many great thing just dissapeared with the hd universe. Hiring your own bodyguards or having your own gang, GORE. Oh I miss gore, im not into bowels lying around and shit, but a minigun would fucking destroy you. And there¨s no chainsaw... Oh crap I bought this game for like 60 dollars or sth and rushed through it and now it's useless. Dont care about online and dont wanna shoot pedestrians for 80 weeks to get money for all the cinemas for michael. only 3 viewable movies...

    • @CLfreaksho
      @CLfreaksho 8 років тому

      I was done with this game after story mode- save for pouring god-knows-how-many hours into Online only to reach level 50 a year later. And I wonder why this game depresses me.

  • @christopherarcher5271
    @christopherarcher5271 4 роки тому +11

    The old gta games from 1990's-2000's will always be the best era for rockstar

  • @cj2.058
    @cj2.058 6 років тому +84

    1:55 happens to me all the time

    • @nahin6553
      @nahin6553 4 роки тому +3

      Police Cars are faster than my Supersport Cars

    • @skulldozer1462
      @skulldozer1462 4 роки тому +2

      @@nahin6553 basically rockstar wants the cops to be fast in order to catch up instead of just blocking the entire street with spike stripes

    • @inviolate8382
      @inviolate8382 4 роки тому +1

      @@nahin6553 just drive a motorcycle and you won't make it

    • @nahin6553
      @nahin6553 4 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @theslaughter1696
      @theslaughter1696 4 роки тому

      I use the boost to my advantage.

  • @adreamtmonochrome
    @adreamtmonochrome 7 років тому +40

    All of this is so fucking true. I've tried playing this game over and over for the past three days now, but the game's general problems combined with the awful online community have just ruined it for me. In the end, I feel like my expectations for the game were set too high thanks to all the praise that I recall people giving it, and because I played the Saint's Row games first and I'm used to how those work (gameplay wise) compared to this one.
    Honestly, it's a damn shame. I really wanted to like this game, but I just can't. :L

  • @thatsidewaysdud7623
    @thatsidewaysdud7623 8 років тому +54

    Prepare GTA fanboys are comming!!

    • @NOVA-en4ci
      @NOVA-en4ci 8 років тому +7

      +Jarno Kockelkoren *gta 5 fanboys*

    • @NOVA-en4ci
      @NOVA-en4ci 8 років тому +5

      ***** Yes, those people are called:
      Hipsters with autism.

    • @NOVA-en4ci
      @NOVA-en4ci 8 років тому +3

      MrStickman1997 Exactly.

    • @NOVA-en4ci
      @NOVA-en4ci 8 років тому +3

      RandomStuff Stuff Amen

    • @JuauPiter
      @JuauPiter 8 років тому +3

      +overgrowntrain5 darjan true

  • @memesgrandlord9527
    @memesgrandlord9527 6 років тому +403

    These are so true but I still love the game for some reason

  • @big4skol83
    @big4skol83 4 роки тому +14

    I pity those who have only played GTA V and Online. Seriously.

    • @lukethegtaplayer8383
      @lukethegtaplayer8383 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @hankhill6469
      @hankhill6469 3 роки тому

      @TrSolaretorX َ hands down one of the most underrated titles in the franchise along with LCS

  • @shamil4841
    @shamil4841 6 років тому +65

    1:43 is really true every time I walk up to someone there like I'm calling the cops and I'm like are u kidding me

  • @Degue1297
    @Degue1297 8 років тому +112

    This vid is so true XD
    From my point of view, GTA V disappointed me. I expected a sequel of GTA SA with GTA IV physics. But they come with a new system that I didn’t like at all. To sum it up in one phrase, GTA V feels dull, emotionless and repetitive due to it’s bad implemented mechanics.
    Graphics are extremely nice, it feels cool to drive (even though it could be a bit better), the acuatic world and sidequests are cool too, and there are a lot of cool ideas into the game, but all of them are really bad implemented.
    First, I was very disappointed with the physics. Getting out of the car in GTA IV at 200 km/h and land two km ahead after hitting the shit out of everything was awesome. I was expecting something better here. But no. You just jump out of the car, hit two things and land 20 meters ahead, and the WASTED screen appears with no emotion at all. I wanted to collide front to front with other car and fly the shit out of the window more often than in GTA IV, but no. WASTED. Instead of showing me all the transition of how I fly through the air until I land totally wrecked, I see a single photogram of the dude flying with the WASTED on screen. Why did they do it like that? They removed all the excitement of wrecking all the shit of yourself!!
    Then the weapons. I don’t feel difference between a pistol and a machinegun. Too much variety of weapons and they feel all the same if you ask me. Except from the missile launcher and the sniper rifle, the rest are all the same. I was expecting the katana from GTA SA, but nope, no katana anywhere. It was a funny detail that they didn’t even bother bringing back. This game needed a bit of gore. No chainsaw, no flamethrower… In fact, they’ve designed a lot of generic weapons that aren’t very different one from another. And some weapons work really bad, like the gas bomb.
    And also, the fighting system sucks. In the end, the most effective thing you can do is get inside a car and throw sticky bombs and detonated them when you are far away. If you try another thing, you’ll get WASTED in a matter of minutes. This kind of thing gets repetitive over a while. I expected some martial art learning too, like in GTA SA, where you could learn Karate, but nope. The three dudes fight exactly the same. They have the skill thingy, but aside from Franklin’s skill, Michael’s and Trevor one should work longer. I liked the jump and fall feature, but there’s not much you can do with it. As physics suck (or at least are boring), the feature is dull too. And sneaking? Totally useless feature. It just works in some missions and then is useless (Like the silenced pistols)
    The IA is a disaster. Civilians not only are dumb and not interactive, but annoying and repetitive. Specially the police. During the missions, enemies act as you would expect, and are quite challenging. But then you confront the police and get your ass WASTED. It doesn’t matter if you have a wall behind for the cops not circle you, they fucking rape you. Specially with helicopters: They are annoying. They hit you from up there!! (Well, the main character too XD). And this is when the shooting system fails: you can only focus on one dude, and the rest destroys you, because the player doesn’t resist too much. In my opinion, these games should have dumb IA most of the time in order to have fun doing havoc (Like Just Cause). But nope. They configured the IA in order to be annoying. Maybe some dudes helping you would be cool in order to cause havoc (where you can give them orders maybe), but you are so fucking alone that you get WASTED and frustrated.
    Then the history is enjoyable, but bad executed (Like almost everything on the game). It starts Ok, but then it gets cheesy. I am not very good at judging stories, but it felt that they’ve developed the worst things and not the most interesting ones. They put more emphasis on Trevor living on a strip club rather than a backstory where Nico Bellic could’ve appeared in the actual game (He was just named!!). Or even CJ could’ve appeared. They could’ve done that at least. But nope. I feel that the story is just too bizarre and childish. The story is cool until Trevor, Michael and Franklin met themselves, then it’s just a linear story with cheesy endings. Then, too much sarcasm. Too much, to the point it gets annoying, disgusting, bizarre and repetitive. You see my point at the beginning? Repetitive is always there.
    Then customization sucks. For weapons, you only change some colors and all the upgrades are identical for every weapon. Some of them useless, like the silencer, because even if you get on top of a building and shoot, you’ll get nailed by the almighty police. For cars, no nitro, no bumping. But it’s somewhat cool even so. It would’ve been nice if you could modify a car with weapons and gadget (In fact, there are mission where you use cars with gadgets). But nope. Keep using your sticky bombs from the car. Then for clothes, you have little freedom to customize. I want to use smoking with shorts but I can’t. You can’t buy houses (Unless you are on online). And the garage system sucks.
    Online is cool, it has lots of nice game modes, but you end up waiting more to play than playing itself. And that sucks. I don’t mind getting killed by a kid with a sticky bomb. But you take lots of time to play something and it’s annoying.
    But what I hate most of this game is the quantity of useless features that it has. They aren’t bad, but they don’t work correctly on the game!! Having a cellphone it’s awesome. You can call people, but most of them are occupied. There are only three dudes from 50 contacts which will wanna do something with you. The rest are useless. You can look things on the web, but you can only use it to buy cars. Yeah, having actions is cool also, but I don’t even know how it works!! You recruit people to make heists, but then you never contact them! Doing yoga is dumb. Doesn’t work at all. On GTA SA you could go to the Gym and develop muscles which helped you to get stronger for real, but here you do some lame ass yoga which fulfills your special gauge whenever it wants. Even the game picked on me when I passed it because I did the yoga minigame one or two times, which is even more annoying. Then the stadistics system is so useless and boring. In GTA SA you could get fat or get musculous. And even get respect, sex appeal, and many cool features which really helped you out! (Dual gunning for example). But here only two or three are effective and are dull and get relatively little difference on your gameplay. And the list continues…
    All in all, I admit that I am nitpicky and that I come from an older generation of gamers, which prefer details and single player mode. And maybe I am totally wrong. But I don’t know. I want to enjoy the game but I can’t. I feel like I am always doing the same. And I don’t want to try any other feature because it’s annoying for sure (I don’t know how could I walk 8km with Michael on the desert in order to get a new mission). I retake my point: The game has nice features, but they are all badly executed. It’s not like GTA SA, were everything was, idk, cool!! Maybe I am just too nostalgic (In fact, GTA SA was probably the game that most shocked me in my entire life due to it’s open world mechanic) and kids these day feel the same way I do when I played GTA SA for the first time as they play GTA V for the first time. But well, this game along with many others (Like Assassin’s Creed) ended up ruining my love for videogames.
    I understand that videogames converted into a source of money productive as cars and cellphones, but I don’t understand why did they lose all their magic. Parkour on Prince Of Persia was awesome, but in Assassin’s Creed it feels dull and repetitive. Fighting in POP (Lol) was cool and flashy, Idk why did they change it so much in AC. Final Fantasy IX had such an essense that made wanna play it even though it’s mechanics were a bit dull, while Final Fantasy XIII-2 felt as if the game was playing for me. I’d rather play Dragon Ball Final Bout rather than Xenoverse. I suck so much at online games due to lag and unleveled. And I don’t know if this happen to you, but when I play Uncharted or Last Of Us (Single Player Mode) it feels as if you only have one way to solve something, unlike games like Metal Gear where you have tons of way to solve a situation and you feel like all of them are right. (Maybe I am just nuts or it means I am an obsessive)
    I don’t know, the games sure look awesome and I don’t say they are bad, but it feels like videogames just play for us and have all the fun, while the player waits until the moment he can do something. That’s my impression these days. I hope somebody realizes this and develop games where players have fully control of them.
    PD: Sorry for writing too much. I know I won't win anything. But each time I turn my console on, I don’t know what to play because I start thinking all this and I want to know if I am not the only one. I was really disappointed with this game. I expected somthing revolutionary and got the same impression as most of the games out there today.

    • @-Idonotknow
      @-Idonotknow 8 років тому +14

      just write a fucking book about gta you piece of shit

    • @samuelpardana
      @samuelpardana 8 років тому +11

      +JakeK69 just shit up, butthurt fanboy.

    • @samuelpardana
      @samuelpardana 8 років тому +2

      +Degue1297 that's why i almost take GTA V as a racing game. the creator and driving phiisics are the best features in my opinion. i don't even touch story mode anymore. but the liberty you have to create racetracks is amazing. ''GTA 5 is the best racing game i ever played. you can name hundreds of racing games and i'll say why i prefer GTA.''

    • @-Idonotknow
      @-Idonotknow 8 років тому

      +anaDRaPs - ok^^

    • @BDozer666
      @BDozer666 8 років тому +13

      +Degue1297 That was a nice read, and I agree with EVERYTHING.
      For me too, V is a huge dissapointment. Anything V did, both SA and IV just did it a whole lot better. I too was expecting a magic mix of the best things about SA and IV, and only ended up getting a bad mix of the worst things and stupid things from other games.
      Anything from: Driving, Shooting, Melee Fighting, Characters, Side Activites, Soundtrack, Pedestrian Interaction, Rewards, Story, Protagonists, Cheats!, Wanted Level System, Vehicle List, Weapons, every single one of these dissapointed me in V, but were really really great in both San Andreas and IV.

  • @X-BAIO
    @X-BAIO 4 роки тому +18

    and now 2019: 15 fps on free mode consoles.
    -Mk II and every stupid ridiculous futuristic weapons and vehicles added to the game since 2017.

    • @deft_spex_jr9628
      @deft_spex_jr9628 4 роки тому +2

      I hate the futuristic guns I wanted a Scar or something normal.

  • @RJ-iv3wg
    @RJ-iv3wg 5 років тому +15

    0:16 anyone see the bear being a stalker to the girl

  • @steveyagulyan2265
    @steveyagulyan2265 9 років тому +29

    I think I know what the problem is with GTA V that most (if not all) of the people that hate it. It's a quite a long explanation, so just bear with me.
    When the 3D universe GTA's were released starting with GTA 3, even though it was MA-rated title I believe that Rockstar's target audience was people WELL UNDER 17-year-olds. I believe that the intended target audience for GTA 3 was for early- to mid-teens, and as Rockstar progressed through Vice City and San Andreas they were clinging to the SAME target audiences as they grew up and matured; that's why they started adding more and more adult themes in each succeeding game, because they believed that their maturing target audience could handle it (and indeed we did).
    When it came to the HD universe with GTA IV and RDR (I realize that RDR is outside of the GTA universe) Rockstar started implementing more DARKER tones and even more adult content to make their games more 'realistic,' lifelike with drama and sadness (all ADULT THEMES), and movie/cinema-like because most of their original target audience were either nearing adulthood or were already adults, and could handle the darker tones. In a sense, they stuck with the same target audience as they grew up and matured and accommodated accordingly.
    But when it comes to GTA V, it feels as though they hit the refresh button on their target demographic and created a game for pre-pubescent children or kids in their early teens. That's why the jokes and so-called 'comedy' in the game are so damn stale, the story was so lackluster not compelling or appealing in any way, the checkpoint system during missions (which they instituted from RDR) made that missions too damn easy and not challenging AT ALL, the shitty driving mechanics and dumbed-down RAGE and Euphoria engines, the OP shooting mechanics where EVERY bullet hits its target in full-automatic (even in GTA IV the outer reticule would expand when firing fully-automatic to let the player know that accuracy IS being affected).
    All in all, GTA V was a colossal let-down and an epic FAIL in my book. The level of disappointment I experienced while playing this game after restlessly awaiting its release date was absolutely DISHEARTENING, and I believe many of my fellow GTA V haters could attest to my rant.

    • @gooscarguitar
      @gooscarguitar 9 років тому +2

      Well they can't constantly stick with the same people. They have to refresh at some stage.

    • @sm0keyMcP0t420
      @sm0keyMcP0t420 9 років тому +13

      I couldent agree more. I was looking forward to this game SO much for over a year, I get two weeks paid vacation a year at my job and I even booked a week off the week this game came out, wow what a mistake, barley played it that week, pushed threw the story but didn't enjoy the little time I spent playing. This is 2 terrible games in a row now, when they announce gta6 is coming out I wont care, wont talk about it, wont pre order it, might not ever buy it at all. Rockstar has become one of those game makers that I will have to test, rent or try out the game before buying anything from them in the future. It makes me sick that Rockstar made so much money off GTA5 mainly because of loyal fans like you and me looking forward and hyping up the game so much only for them to turn around and piss all over our faces.

    • @steveyagulyan2265
      @steveyagulyan2265 9 років тому +9

      One more thing: Rockstar SHAMELESSLY tried to cover up for their marginally entertaining and mediocre campaign by throwing a bunch of useless free DLCs to distract us from how painfully lackluster the singleplayer was. Shame on Rockstar.

    • @lovepreetchauhan6690
      @lovepreetchauhan6690 9 років тому

      Steve Yagulyan not shame on rockstar shame on your bumb ass

    • @elaxter
      @elaxter 9 років тому +1

      Or the location and time period of the three games are completely different.
      GTA IV = East Coast. Known for being more serious than West Coast.
      RDR = Set during the days of the Wild West (or close) Fucking crazy out there.
      GTA V = West Coast. Completely different world out there.

  • @Dovoxal
    @Dovoxal 7 років тому +170

    ONE THING I HATE ABOUT GTA V IS................parkour.

    • @darksuperlucario
      @darksuperlucario 7 років тому +19

      There is no parkour....

    • @agak229
      @agak229 7 років тому +1

      Vox Prime Legacy parkour is fun

    • @mynamefrank6567
      @mynamefrank6567 7 років тому +7

      compared to gta san andreas there is almost no parkour

    • @Galaxyyyyyyy
      @Galaxyyyyyyy 7 років тому +2

      Vox Prime Legacy parkour in iv was beast

    • @selvetekuka7161
      @selvetekuka7161 7 років тому

      ELONA 😀😀😀😀😀

  • @StixQixBix
    @StixQixBix 4 роки тому +6

    2019.
    I still watch this to this day.

  • @skeet1144
    @skeet1144 6 років тому +13

    You should make a 2019 version of this video

  • @xnoscopedewarandomyoutuber6954
    @xnoscopedewarandomyoutuber6954 8 років тому +18

    40% of the comment section saying this is true
    99% butthurt cod fanboys

    • @jabbabebe832
      @jabbabebe832 8 років тому

      this doesn't even add up to 100%...

    • @kamash581
      @kamash581 8 років тому

      but your name is noscopedew

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez 8 років тому +19

    That was really well made and Hilarious xD

  • @xray96x72
    @xray96x72 2 роки тому +4

    GTA V has the overpowered cops in all the saga... FBI, Military, COPS with car boosts, etc. kind of ridiculous

  • @richmonds9450
    @richmonds9450 6 років тому +7

    1:10 I freakin hate when that happenes

  • @fredrenault9012
    @fredrenault9012 7 років тому +29

    what's the song at 1:38?

    • @fredrenault9012
      @fredrenault9012 7 років тому

      nvm, i have it. it's Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart. thank you, Fejki

    • @skrubiie8727
      @skrubiie8727 7 років тому +4

      fred renault

    • @GHOSTOFONYX10
      @GHOSTOFONYX10 7 років тому +2

      edgy lil shit head aren't ye

    • @castoru3398
      @castoru3398 7 років тому +3

      Darude- Sandstorm

    • @skirowx8709
      @skirowx8709 7 років тому

      Can you feel my heart by bring me the horizon. 😂😂

  • @Fisubu
    @Fisubu 8 років тому +9

    GTA IV FOR EVER!
    actually in GTA IV people don't kill you for staying next to them and police don't trying to kill you at 1st wanted level :3

    • @banyuanimationmusic2277
      @banyuanimationmusic2277 5 років тому

      GTA sa for ever

    • @theworldisimmense
      @theworldisimmense 4 роки тому

      People talks about gta 4 realism but you guys are hypocrites at the same time. If you stand in front of a cop in real life , what would think it’s going to happen? The cop even warns him about moving away from him , but if he still stands there then that’s where you get arrested. Makes sense. Gta 4 I played it recently and it sucks

  • @BlitxWasTaken
    @BlitxWasTaken 5 років тому

    Hi, I have a really important question for you- what pivot resolution have you done? I mean it's hd, so did you just entered 1920x1080 or what?

  • @simplyrealistc1232
    @simplyrealistc1232 3 роки тому +2

    You should do an updated one where it’s just oppressor mk2’s flying around

  • @nekkawaii
    @nekkawaii 10 років тому +3

    I started watching your videos like 3-4 years ago, and seeing that you released ANOTHER video made me really happy! I mean, it´s like recovering a part from my childhood!

  • @nomenclatureave.3552
    @nomenclatureave.3552 7 років тому +17

    Music at 2:15 reminds me of how old I am.
    What's the name of that song again?

  • @osmaine2755
    @osmaine2755 2 роки тому +3

    1:37 Gigachad song before it was the right time

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 4 роки тому +2

    2:14 Song Name?

  • @diehardfan56
    @diehardfan56 9 років тому +15

    another thing to probably add to this video... heists............ ONE STUPID FUCKER LEAVES AND EVERYONE GETS BOOTED!!

    • @diehardfan56
      @diehardfan56 9 років тому

      diehardfan56 and to add to this, the guy who leaves out at the point in a heist where all you need to do is reach the final objective location and get paid... is THE PENULTIMATE DOUCHEBAG OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!
      unless its a legit lag-out connection problem, in which case GET A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jj7crawford952
      @jj7crawford952 9 років тому

      diehardfan56 i know the feelings....

    • @jj7crawford952
      @jj7crawford952 8 років тому

      ***** lol ikr

  • @ossewa3939
    @ossewa3939 7 років тому +186

    Why GTA V sucks
    Me: *drives up to Los Santos customs* Alright! Time to upgrade my Fut-*WASTED* You were sniped by WowYourALoser

    • @Nobody96887
      @Nobody96887 6 років тому

      Hahahahahahahah that is my profile name

    • @Nobody96887
      @Nobody96887 6 років тому

      In gta

    • @eriktheflower3845
      @eriktheflower3845 6 років тому

      Chara Dreemurr plays gta

    • @indianaliam1
      @indianaliam1 6 років тому

      hold on, a futo? look I aint no car snob but thats a good choice but, but they're bad

    • @darthvader7783
      @darthvader7783 6 років тому

      Chara Dreemurr - The pain of trying to upgrade your car and someone left proximity mines right at the entrance.

  • @patatas9385
    @patatas9385 4 роки тому +12

    1:57 look at the car 😂😂

  • @See_through866
    @See_through866 3 роки тому

    Whats the name of that song where you wait to spawn

  • @alejandraluna4930
    @alejandraluna4930 7 років тому +136

    NIKO BELLIC RULES

  • @GamesPhobic
    @GamesPhobic 10 років тому +35

    whats the song that played when he got ran over??

  • @Ggamer1234
    @Ggamer1234 3 роки тому +4

    1:37 Average GTA 5 Enjoyer

  • @miahmartinez950
    @miahmartinez950 4 роки тому

    If you people want to know the song around 1:38 the song is called "can you feel my heart" by bring me the horizon.

  • @armystuntman8601
    @armystuntman8601 7 років тому +38

    This still makes me laugh, it's so accurate

    • @water9892
      @water9892 6 років тому +1

      Armystuntman espacilay the cops in the game, holy shit those dudes will go anywere just to catch you

  • @toxichalk
    @toxichalk 8 років тому +5

    you forgot one thing
    when i try getting into a car and my character walks away from the car then go around it and THEN get in

  • @BruhWTF
    @BruhWTF 5 років тому

    What's the song called at the end of the video

  • @ElPatron42069
    @ElPatron42069 2 роки тому +4

    Okay there better be a part two this was amazing

    • @NinjaGamer7PG
      @NinjaGamer7PG 2 роки тому +5

      sir this is a 8 year old video

    • @ElPatron42069
      @ElPatron42069 2 роки тому

      @@NinjaGamer7PG I know, but I NEED it! It's awesome, and there are so many scumbag lying GTA UA-camrs anymore

  • @the17kyd
    @the17kyd 8 років тому +41

    Answer to most of these:
    Passive mode, have good wifi.

    • @rcg7656
      @rcg7656 8 років тому +24

      not even close

    • @BudokaiMan-mr9tw
      @BudokaiMan-mr9tw 8 років тому +7

      PC is a positive answer, because it actually loads up really fast.

    • @bigboymf
      @bigboymf 8 років тому +1

      pc sucks

    • @saimachoudhry654
      @saimachoudhry654 8 років тому +5

      +Evil LeBron James #KingJames23 #kobeSuck no PC is the best! console sucks!

    • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
      @miniaturelabyrinth7765 8 років тому +2

      Good internet bot wi-fi Who the fuck uses wi-fi for gaming .-.

  • @gamingforlife7232
    @gamingforlife7232 7 років тому +44

    It's more than just that. (Don't judge if you don't like, or comment it if you agree)
    1. It's known. Peds call 911 for me just standing there doing nothing wrong or punch me without apparent reason.
    2. There are very,very and very fucking few few few buildings I can assess, compared to other gta series. Things you can do in this game are limited.
    3. There are so many sports, races, parachuting, parkours more than I can find myself doing criminal or heroic activities like San Andreas.
    4. The checkpoints on main story is just a fuckin' tiny red circle, I can't see it from far distance, especially when I try to land aircrafts of any kind
    5. Aircraft control on pc still does not improve any better
    6. Why the hell do we have to play another apps on our real phone to train Chop? I know rockstar tried to prevent people playing cracked version but It's inconvenience.
    7. There is a glitch that happens to most people when you try to buy stocks. When you click on one company, it appears on other companies. If you bought some, the money will disappear in thin air.
    8. The top part of the map are totally wasted. How often do you pay your visit to that part? 2 or 3 missions?
    9. The rewards for collectibles are seriously joking. Besides, most collectibles are hidden in ridiculously inconspicuous places. On top of number 8, exploration sucks, The witcher 3 was so much better.
    10. Why we can't threaten shopkeepers at gunpoint other than convenience store like San Andreas? simply put, I hope we can use weapons at store.
    11. Physics was so much better in gta 4 as a whole.
    12. Why do we have to skip all the cut scenes in order to achieve Gold? I don't understand
    13. Sometimes, parts of the mission we have to achieve are even ridiculous. For example, flying a chopper through a tunnel.
    14. NPCs can be beaten to death by one or two punches lol
    15. The main characters have a fragile constitution when you ran into something like a pole or walls, it's like their bodies are made of paper, even a breeze can blow themselves away.
    16. Characters stats do not mean a shit. Max driving and flying are basically useless, special ability can back to square one later on anyway. max shooting, stamina and strength won't make you a lot easier. (I missed that CJ can train to be a dual wielder).
    Things I love in gta 5
    1. Characters switching. The first gta series in the history for players to enjoy playing missions in three different perspectives. The heists are nearly amazing here.
    2. Graphics, but not the best compared to other video games.

    • @BOOTY_BALLS
      @BOOTY_BALLS 6 років тому +2

      Leng Zai
      LOL I just love your #8 spot on! 🤣 But yes I agree great points. I think GTA V is garbage.

    • @marcusfamily5668
      @marcusfamily5668 6 років тому

      Lots of writting

    • @EvanJefferson1
      @EvanJefferson1 6 років тому

      I get the point

    • @quiet3455
      @quiet3455 6 років тому +1

      Leng Zai you forgot.. you can’t even step foot into cop or gang territory. They’ll either shoot you, shout taunts, beat you to death, or all of the above. And they’ll kill you if you try to walk away

    • @anderr2005
      @anderr2005 6 років тому

      Really really really true

  • @Mussy606
    @Mussy606 4 роки тому +4

    Inaccurate: *Loading screen should have been 3 hours long*

  • @unboxingislife6246
    @unboxingislife6246 5 років тому +1

    Guys sprry for late comment but the song in 1:38. Whats the name?

  • @Ajdolo2
    @Ajdolo2 8 років тому +27

    Exactly why i stopped playing gta online 😑

    • @Ajdolo2
      @Ajdolo2 8 років тому

      well the loading part*

    • @EpicMelon-qg7ug
      @EpicMelon-qg7ug 8 років тому

      I didn't stop nothing stoping me for playing gta online

    • @shiraqking4793
      @shiraqking4793 7 років тому +1

      Impatient much?

    • @Ajdolo2
      @Ajdolo2 7 років тому +1

      +The doge that Could a 40+min Wait to join a empty session? yeah totally not worth it dog.

    • @Ovahlls
      @Ovahlls 7 років тому +1

      Yo I have 90 Megs so I think I'm good

  • @tezrae7050
    @tezrae7050 8 років тому +498

    GTA 5 : Best Gameplay
    GTA IV : Best Storyline
    GTA SA : Best Gameplay and Storyline
    Like if u agree!

    • @yushiroshihoin6761
      @yushiroshihoin6761 8 років тому +18

      gtasa is best

    • @tezrae7050
      @tezrae7050 8 років тому +1

      Yushiro Shihoin Yep

    • @Dan-lu5qd
      @Dan-lu5qd 8 років тому +1

      Only 7 people liked Lol

    • @itriggerpeople2620
      @itriggerpeople2620 8 років тому +2

      gta3 best nostalgia

    • @gianmagliotti
      @gianmagliotti 8 років тому +7

      +Diamond Pro324 Maybe the endings. But the complete storyline could be resumed in one word: "Cliché"

  • @deadyetvampire5062
    @deadyetvampire5062 5 років тому

    Woah hey now...I dont EVER remember my Gta5 Loading multiplayer that fast, Were can I get this version of the game?

  • @MrSonicTeam
    @MrSonicTeam 6 років тому

    can i get the exploding sound effect please !

  • @eddiegaming8562
    @eddiegaming8562 7 років тому +53

    What I hate the most about gta5 is that everyone is so f*cking sensitive.
    I mean that one part is true
    Every time I walk past an Npc or stay for too long they either,
    Call the police even though I'm not doing anything wrong,
    Punch me for no apparent reason,
    And occasionally even shoot at me.
    Plus they always get others to join in!

    • @SovietImperator
      @SovietImperator 7 років тому

      WillPlayaz 0
      Well it's set in California
      Or as it's called in game, "San Andreas"

    • @gmtid1864
      @gmtid1864 7 років тому +1

      William Block gotta ask yourself...what would you do if some random stranger walked in your face and just stared at you? Probably would do one of those things lol

    • @bartsussygaming487
      @bartsussygaming487 6 років тому +1

      William Block because your stalking at them. me. I don't get caught. just don't look at them

    • @angryreviewer7302
      @angryreviewer7302 6 років тому

      Tray Day You don't even have to get up in their face to trigger them. The A.I in 5 is so fucking stupid.

    • @jimfitzgerald2289
      @jimfitzgerald2289 6 років тому

      Tray Day Well its stupid to just punch someone for staring at you brother, when someone stares at me, all i do is just say "yeah?"

  • @pitcoll5505
    @pitcoll5505 7 років тому +94

    The one thing i hate about GTA V is GTA V

    • @aarodahl3946
      @aarodahl3946 7 років тому +4

      Then dont play it. Simple.

    • @jesusleondarias2821
      @jesusleondarias2821 7 років тому +6

      +Aaro Hirvensalo seriously? is all what you have,that tells me that you dont have arguments to defend this shit

    • @oshawott9832
      @oshawott9832 7 років тому

      Because they came to PC, but PC gaming is terrible because it has horrible experience on PC gaming, and also, GTA 5 PC versions will gets copied or pirated easily, Rockstar games should not making this game for PC due the piracy problem

    • @starkka15
      @starkka15 7 років тому +4

      oshawott98 I'm not quite sure what language you are speaking, but I only game on PC and have never had any issues with performance and or my experience. Graphic quality is actually proven to be better on pc, given you have the latest graphics card. Piracy is another thing, but it is possible to pirate games for consoles as well. Its not that hard. Also, the servers for GTA Online are separated (just found about that). PC for PC, and consoles for consoles (separated of course)

    • @Shadowtopia69
      @Shadowtopia69 6 років тому

      Aaro Hirvensalo Um...I'm no professional but they have to play the game, before they can pass fair judgement, right? Would you prefer for someone to judge this game before they've played it? Idiot.

  • @executiveresults337
    @executiveresults337 4 роки тому

    Whats the song name at 1:37 ?

  • @noname323
    @noname323 3 роки тому

    How you maker this