Just the guy takin a dump right in front of the bathrooms that actually happened to you makes me laugh and the raised eyebrow makes ever so slightly better 🤣
1 year later… You don’t haft to check out at the cashier. Sometimes they’ll have employees with these little phones you can use your card with. Just wanted to let you know!
I literally can’t go to Walmart without getting an anxiety attack 😂💀 Idk what happened but in the past 2 years I remember March 13-16 2020 That’s the last time I ever felt “ safe or not overwhelmed “ in Walmart Never mind that’s when the anxiety from Walmart started 🤷🏻♀️
dude this was the first time i ever actually laughed at a youtube video. the way u looked into the camera and said BEEP so sassy when scanning the boba killed meee💀
Working in retail myself, I kind of feel for this dude and why he’s rude….the level of stupidity customers have is unbelievable and it can literally make you just be pissed the whole shift even to the ones who don’t deserve it sometimes….you just have to work in retail to understand😂😂😂😂.
True ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡. At this point I automatically assume that whoever comes in is a total idiot and a jerk too and can sound really pissed at the ones who don't deserve it too because I just expect them to start behaving like apes in ten seconds or so.
I've had my fair share of rude ass cashiers at Wally-World. One cashier even told me, "I hate this fucking job" lmao. Thanks for the laughs once again dude.
You have one of the best soft -spoken voices I've heard! I wish more asmrtists did soft spoken instead of whispering especially in role plays .....I love watching your content when I'm having anxiety.
Sounds like some of these remarks are quite *personal* to this Walmart guy. 😹 Great video as usual, I'm always impressed by your acting and funny scripts. Also oddly relaxing.
I came upon a “code brownie batter” in the middle of an aisle in good ole Wally World when Black Friday shopping at midnight. I guess I deserved it just for being out at midnight Black Friday shopping 🤷🏻♀️
Always gotta watch the new videos for when I’m bout to go to sleep almost every night, for some reason this guy is just one of the best frkn asmrists in my opinion. Especially love the haircut onessss they are the frkn best
I'm not sure what's more impressive the fact that this is one of the fastest and most respectable Walmart cashier ever, or just the fact that Walmart has a cashier at all now. Hard to decide really.
There was a disproved rumor about how Phil Collins wrote "In The Air Tonight" because he saw someone let a man drown and one time performing live, he saw said someone and performed the song while staring them down throughout the whole song. 1:16 you can clearly see Ryan stare down that person that took a shit at that arts and crafts store from years ago through the power of the internet.
I mean tbf, we appear to have rolled up to the electronics counter with a full cart of groceries. Have you seen their bag set up back there? This is appropriate customer service under those circumstances.
I once worked as a custodian at Walmart; best job in the store lowkey, but I did have to clean up a lot of poop. It was gross and wasn’t fun. Especially the time a guy blasted diarrhea all over a toilet seat and onto the floor. I was seriously gonna walk out and quit at that moment but I needed the money. Stuff like that didn’t happen that much luckily, and custodian really is the best job at Walmart, but man those times really really sucked.
Oh and will also tell the customer to keep your potatoes away from germs then put your pinky in your ear take out earwax and rub it on the potato Haha just kidding
A weird pinpoint of the video but, The Book of Boba Fett from “The Return of The Mandalorian” was fire. The episode before that point are child’s play compared to the next episodes. Also, a Netflix series about this cashier and Debra’s story is something I want to see soon.
I've worked at Walmart, sadly when there is a spill such as feces or.. other stuff, you're required as an employee to either clean it, or stand there and safe guard it until another employee finds you and either brings cleaning supplies or pages a custodian/janitor. The only messes you aren't allowed to clean up are if there's blood in any way, even a small amount.
Not to mention if there's a food spill you aren't allowed to throw it away bc they say you can still sell it so you gotta bring it to the back where they fix the packaging and put it back on the shelves; unless it's beyond saving, then they go to donate it and if that's not possible, THEN they throw it away
The ramen section has me crying bc I literally had to stage an intervention for myself to stop eating them as much bc I was consuming too much sodium 😭😭💀
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Just the guy takin a dump right in front of the bathrooms that actually happened to you makes me laugh and the raised eyebrow makes ever so slightly better 🤣
The subtle 4th wall brake at 1:15 is really funny
How does Ryan put me to sleep and make me laugh at the same time
I know right 😭 how is that even possible-
Ah, very subtle. Could barely catch it.
Not saying the customer deserves the rudeness, but if they're trying to check out in the middle of an aisle, they kind of deserve it.
HAHAHA damn next time i promise i'll get a better background
I thought doing the business on the floor was it id be pissed 2
Tbh I didn’t notice it I was to busy falling asleep 😴
Dude fuck customers who check out a whole grocery cart at electronics though in walmart
1 year later… You don’t haft to check out at the cashier. Sometimes they’ll have employees with these little phones you can use your card with. Just wanted to let you know!
As an American I can confirm Walmart is the definition of Hell, and all of this sounds extremely realistic
same bro i was in the middle of my check out the cashier quit and yelled '' i fucking quit'' but made me laugh
I literally can’t go to Walmart without getting an anxiety attack 😂💀
Idk what happened but in the past 2 years
I remember March 13-16 2020
That’s the last time I ever felt “ safe or not overwhelmed “ in Walmart
Never mind that’s when the anxiety from Walmart started 🤷🏻♀️
dude this was the first time i ever actually laughed at a youtube video. the way u looked into the camera and said BEEP so sassy when scanning the boba killed meee💀
Working in retail myself, I kind of feel for this dude and why he’s rude….the level of stupidity customers have is unbelievable and it can literally make you just be pissed the whole shift even to the ones who don’t deserve it sometimes….you just have to work in retail to understand😂😂😂😂.
True ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡. At this point I automatically assume that whoever comes in is a total idiot and a jerk too and can sound really pissed at the ones who don't deserve it too because I just expect them to start behaving like apes in ten seconds or so.
Fr, godbless y’all in retail aint no way 💀💀
LMAO 1:16
That must have been a fun experience. I couldn't even imagine what that legendary conversation would have been like.
I didn’t even notice that
I've had my fair share of rude ass cashiers at Wally-World. One cashier even told me, "I hate this fucking job" lmao. Thanks for the laughs once again dude.
HAHAHAHAA thanks Alyssa
LMAO I feel that though.
@@TheASMRRyanapparently, comment translator did not like the amount of As you put into that comment
Can we get that whole "Arts and Crafts Customer Craps on your Floor" Story? I gotta hear the whole thing
oh it was..... a pretty intense day hahaha its a long one!
@@TheASMRRyan he has a point tho that one would be interesting to see 😂
Arts and Craps : Crappy Customers
@@TheASMRRyan so tell it in short
@@pufflemayor2704 I both hate you and love you at the same time for that comment 🤣
I just want to wish you all a goodnight or a great day!❤️✨ Take care of yourselves swans!🦢🦢 (You too Ryan!)
Swans 💀
thanks so much! i hope you're doing well too!
Kinda off topic question, but what hair gel do you use out of curiosity??
i use AXE "natural look" conditioning cream, sometimes when my hair gets a bit longer i use hairspray to keep it up :)
@@TheASMRRyan ty
@@TheASMRRyan da goat
1:15 I laughed so hard I almost choked on food and fell out of my chair. That's rough.
keep up the great vids. love you man. i recommend more nail tapping. you're tapping is great
thank you so much! yes more tapping to come haha thanks for the suggestion!
@@TheASMRRyan thank you for the reply ❤️🖤. Btw your acting is insane. You should be in a movie 🎥
Latey I’ve been having such a stressful time with a lot of things in my life, your videos help me relax and clear my mind, thank you Ryan!!
Same here homie. hope you’re doing great
Never been this early to your videos. I love them all, especially the rude ones! ^^
thank you! more to come! welcome to the early squad hahaha
You have one of the best soft -spoken voices I've heard! I wish more asmrtists did soft spoken instead of whispering especially in role plays .....I love watching your content when I'm having anxiety.
I was just about to take a nap when I saw this thank you :)
perfect timing! enjoy!
Sounds like some of these remarks are quite *personal* to this Walmart guy. 😹
Great video as usual, I'm always impressed by your acting and funny scripts. Also oddly relaxing.
Very relaxing. Also, you added the background sounds very well.✨👍
after hearing you saying "yasss gaga!" i couldn't go to sleep i love it
hahahahaha well im happy to make you smile!
you are the best ASMR content creator ever I watch you every single day I've been subscribed to you for 4 years
I came upon a “code brownie batter” in the middle of an aisle in good ole Wally World when Black Friday shopping at midnight. I guess I deserved it just for being out at midnight Black Friday shopping 🤷🏻♀️
He’s not rude , he’s just Walmart 😂 I love it hahah well done
The throwing up with the word mushroom really hit the spot for me 😂😂
This was the best timing I’m just about to go to sleep
goodnight! haha hope you enjoyed
This man should be in a movie ngl
As sweet as ryan is he plays a really good rude character 😹😹 He is soooo good at acting. Love you 😭❤️
12:36 felt like that came straight from the ❤ .
(Btw your acting is so good, If I see a video pop up from you I immediately click).
Always gotta watch the new videos for when I’m bout to go to sleep almost every night, for some reason this guy is just one of the best frkn asmrists in my opinion. Especially love the haircut onessss they are the frkn best
The way you look at the viewer is like Ferris Bueller xD
Your acting skills are solid [ ^__^ ]
That unicorn magic has enough sugar to get me awake for 3 days.
I'm not sure what's more impressive the fact that this is one of the fastest and most respectable Walmart cashier ever, or just the fact that Walmart has a cashier at all now. Hard to decide really.
There was a disproved rumor about how Phil Collins wrote "In The Air Tonight" because he saw someone let a man drown and one time performing live, he saw said someone and performed the song while staring them down throughout the whole song. 1:16 you can clearly see Ryan stare down that person that took a shit at that arts and crafts store from years ago through the power of the internet.
I mean tbf, we appear to have rolled up to the electronics counter with a full cart of groceries. Have you seen their bag set up back there?
This is appropriate customer service under those circumstances.
I was just rewatching the rude hotel receptionist video and this video just came down to me from the heavens ❤❤
I LOVE these (rude roleplays) they suit you but not in a mean way!! You’re just so good at acting which makes it rlly interesting
I’ve been so bored your the only good Asmrtist
If you think he’s the only good one then you clearly don’t really watch asmr
If u want a good sleep watch Gibi
@@evolved543 what's wrong with this dude
Bro stop being so funny . It’s getting hard to go to sleep if I’m laughing every 30 seconds smh
I like how we're being checked out in the electronic department.
it bothers me how favorite day is a target brand in a walmart video
Your AWESOME… your acting skills are on point and funny as hell!!! Keep it going 👍
1:10 The way he just casually stared at you is the signal that he probably wants to commit die.. lol great asmr always put a smile on my face!!
“Prices are cheap, and the people…are people” It’s so sad that I did my groceries at Walmart last weekend😂😂.
I used to work at walmart, you def give off the right energy of a walmart employee.
I once worked as a custodian at Walmart; best job in the store lowkey, but I did have to clean up a lot of poop. It was gross and wasn’t fun. Especially the time a guy blasted diarrhea all over a toilet seat and onto the floor. I was seriously gonna walk out and quit at that moment but I needed the money. Stuff like that didn’t happen that much luckily, and custodian really is the best job at Walmart, but man those times really really sucked.
Much love from Turkey, Ankara I really enjoy your videos😁
How am I supposed to fall asleep when you’re being this funny
I didn't know Walmart sold Kroger corn! 😂
Lol!! Bad Walmart cashiers are next level!!! Banger video as always!! :)
Not the “I miss you, baby Deborah” 😭😂💀
I love how you found a way to criticize every single item 😂
*long pause* "...I miss you, Debra." *looks off into the distance*
LMFAOOOO
We need a Storytime with Ryan about the 'surprise on the floor' incident 😂
I'm so happy rn ❤️
I just got to say if I got a job at my local Walmart I would definitely act the same exact way
Oh and will also tell the customer to keep your potatoes away from germs then put your pinky in your ear take out earwax and rub it on the potato
Haha just kidding
The queso de quesadilla cracked me up and the brussel sprout part too
Love your videos!!😁
more to come! thank you for watching!
love your roleplays they are always so witty. Keep doing you
"Why you still here?" killed me🤣🤣🤣much love all the way from South Africa
Fav part ,sips coffee….”why did she leave me”😂🤣😅
I fell asleep 3 times to this thanks !
boba fett joke made me laugh irl 😂😭 bc i was thinking of boba fett too
everytime i see ryan's videos in my recommened i click straight away, and they never let me down
It’s safe to say the record was in fact not beaten today
I almost lost it to the “nice little surprise” bit
“Code Brownie Batter” I’m dead😂
3:32 I love the “beep!” with the disgusted look on his face
Love the rude/worst series, keep them up 😁
"Code brownie batter" LOL
A weird pinpoint of the video but, The Book of Boba Fett from “The Return of The Mandalorian” was fire. The episode before that point are child’s play compared to the next episodes. Also, a Netflix series about this cashier and Debra’s story is something I want to see soon.
The cashier helping you realize you need better habits...HAHA FUN
Love the Kroger products in a Walmart video 😂
His gf has the camera and he's just using this role play as an excuse to roast her on her groceries
Me: *watching Walmart based video*
Ryan: *Holds up Kroger brand*
Me: "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE 😎"
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“Fastest scanner in the west.” Employee Of The Month
For some reason, this is exactly what I needed to get me through my work day! Thanks!!
I haven't watched this yet. But I already feel like this cashier is gonna be my inner thoughts at work.
Do they actually make sour patch ghost energy drinks?
"If it's too good to be true it probably is"
I was waiting for him to open the drink and finish it😊
I love that your Walmart products say Kroger
I love how the customer bought Kroger brand corn at Walmart 😂
"why did she leave me" lmfao
Not gonna lie I’m honestly surprised Ryan doesn’t have any period comfort ASMR videos since every other ASMR Artist seems to be doing it
Ray couldn't let the Bears enjoy win
I love this so much 😂 I would honestly have left the Walmart complaining 😂 about how rude you were 😂
You deserve at least 3 times the subs you currently have
Seems like a normal day at Walmart
I've worked at Walmart, sadly when there is a spill such as feces or.. other stuff, you're required as an employee to either clean it, or stand there and safe guard it until another employee finds you and either brings cleaning supplies or pages a custodian/janitor. The only messes you aren't allowed to clean up are if there's blood in any way, even a small amount.
Not to mention if there's a food spill you aren't allowed to throw it away bc they say you can still sell it so you gotta bring it to the back where they fix the packaging and put it back on the shelves; unless it's beyond saving, then they go to donate it and if that's not possible, THEN they throw it away
As someone who worked there, I can vouch for his authenticity.
I live for these!
when are you going to upload OFFICER NO GAMES !?? JAJA 😂 THATS LEGENDARY RYAN
Nice roleplay as always friend
✌😁👍
Why is the word corn in asmr so tingly
Probably one of my favorite roleplays
this whole video got me silently screaming, especially at the slay queen 😭😭😭
I'd be so mad if it took 32 minutes JUST to check out😂
The ramen section has me crying bc I literally had to stage an intervention for myself to stop eating them as much bc I was consuming too much sodium 😭😭💀
Ryan:”I’ll be sure to scan this as fast as possible@
Me:checks the video length 😟
Great ASMR, you remind me of most of my Walmarts employees
Happy 😃 belated Easter 🐣 Sunday