The problem is that that the sentry is an 100% offensive enemy (they don’t care about damage or distance) but Cerberus is a 50% of defense and 50% of offense
Dude, that second Cerberus coming in at the end and demolishing that poor sentry with a dodgeball from hell was absolutely PERSONAL and you cannot tell me otherwise.
Ferryman vs Sentries was so close. If the fifth one had made it up there instead of dying to a lightning bolt I bet they'd have won. Edit: Apostate Gabe vs Sentries was close too. That rotating swords circle is brutal.
They 100% would have won if it weren't for the cameraman putting them up one by one rather than blinding enemies and doing them all. Ferryman is an INSIGNIFICANT FAKC!
They were robbed in the Ferryman fight. Should’ve just dragged him down to them instead of bringing each sentry up individually so he could kill them one at a time
@@thepizzaman6310 or better yet have 5 other sentries waiting at the top, that are frozen until Ferryman jumps to the top and then unfreeze the sentries at the top. The bottom 5 sentries maybe wouldn't have to be erased, since at the 7:27 mark we see all, but 1 sentry running around and not actively fighting. Basically have 10 sentries spawned, but only have 5 bottom ones active for the 1st half and then activate the 5 top sentries as soon as Ferry man gets idol'ed and maybe erase 1 bottom sentry in case, that still stays in the ground and doesn't run around.
How can these goofs kill the literal judge of hell Gabriel who is an angel and THE best warrior in the kingdom of heaven yet can't even defeat some animate objects 😭😭
@@ineophobe I swear ferryman and act I gabriel only exist as a fuck you to the player, they win no infighting matches but they're really fucking hard to kill when playing for some reason
@@he3004 think of it like this, all enemies have aimbot and know where the enemy is at all times. ferryman is fast and hard to hit for the player but not for them
today I went in to sandbox, spawned about 100 sentrys, got them easily killing guttertanks, guttermen, Gabriel, Minos prime, etc. I beat them by spam spawning thousands of filth. to deal with the remaining 78 filth who had turned in to an immobile perfect circle, I parried a mine in to the centre.
Maurice finally has a definitive defeat, and Cerberus (literally) stomps the competition for once
maurice is most broken
What a complete turn-around!
Army of husks defeated maurice everytime and also minotaur
And Gabriel final loses for once (at least from what I’ve seen)
Hard countered
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
the 5 sentries in my pocket:
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF 5 SENTRIES!"
The spare change in my pocket:
“BEHOLD THE POWER IF SPARE CHANGE!”
The twin snakes in my pocket:
@@juniarhalim7009”BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE TWIN SANKES”
The gutterman in my pocket:
@@Lego-Android16 "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF GUTTERMEN"
The knuckleblaster in my pocket:
@@joniplays4569”BEHOLD! THE POWER OF KNUCKLE BLASTER”
The Guttertank in my pocket:
10:32 gabriel stops to taunt the sentry knowing damn well the object won't be able to steady it's aim in time
Foolishness machine, foolishness!
he's a bully 🥺😭
That shit has gotta be personal
0:58 The sentry was so afraid of how much Cerberus hard counters it, it started shaking from fear!
The problem is that that the sentry is an 100% offensive enemy (they don’t care about damage or distance) but Cerberus is a 50% of defense and 50% of offense
Dude, that second Cerberus coming in at the end and demolishing that poor sentry with a dodgeball from hell was absolutely PERSONAL and you cannot tell me otherwise.
“…Oh my god- shut the FUCK UP! I’M TRYNA SLEEP!”
He must have stolen his girl 😂
he saw the sentry shoot his friend’s balls so he gave the sentry his big ball
Wanna talk about personal? Look at that Insurrectionist stomping the *LIFE* outta one poor sentry
@@Stryfe52 He does that to everyone. so it cant be personal
"You know what this team needs? Five more snipers"
Every payload Match ever
*G'DAY*
_"G'DAY"_
Every 2Fort match be like:
"THANKS FOR STANDING STILL, WANKER"
That rematch on the first V2 fight was honestly just an execution by firing squad
man what if v2 had a special arm that disabled sentries????
is he stupid?
@@whatgoeshere24 He watched too many brainrot ultrakill videos and forgot
Gabriel: "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL"
The 5 Sentries: Behold, the power of .50 BMG to your chest cavity.
gabriel: what? how can this be? bested by these- these things?!? you insignificant FUCKS! this is not over!!!1!1!2!111 *fucking dips*
Gabriel: "How can this be?"
Sentry: "bro I'm literally a gun with legs"
@@seasuper3402gabriel: "bested by this… by this… thing…"
@@Teaukai sentry: "skill issue lmao lmao lmao imagine no shockwave attack"
Daddyissues : You insignificant FUCK
that cerberus fight was just straight up mean to the sentries lmao
fr they didnt even get a chance to shoot him
@@SkillfulhandZ welll, they've shot once at least
did you see the minos prime one? he did so many stomps that only one sentry could shot one time at him and it didnt even do that much damage
considering they always lose I think they really wanted a W to their name this time, and therefore obliterated them
12:56
"The kingdom of heaven has lungs"
Heaven being a conscious being like hell comfirmed
Sentries: I take offense to that *attempts to murder Sisyphus, to no avail*
another weak point
@@bacon6255wait that’s actually a good theory
Gabriel’s second fight had a very huge clutch at the end
hey don't i have you added on steam?
@@JunoTheSpongeyLMAO I have him added on steam too I was just about to say the same thing
@@ronnoc0930 oh lol, did you also meet him on the jaket discord?
he got in a little taunt before he killed the last sentry, that one was personal
Same with ferryman
0:55 no way that sentry got the 1000 yard stare and started shivering 😭
“And the Minotaur has almost finished the job, only sentry left, BUT WAIT, HERE COMES THE STRAY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR”
mandjtv refrence? with rayquaza
@@ThatGuardianGuy1130no iirc it's a general wrestling reference
*BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN*
@@frostyvoid827wrong type of chair buddy
@@frostyvoid827dmc fans saying the same joke over and over again
Those sentries were very polite for letting Gabriel get to his second phase
"I've never had a fight like this before!"
No, you certainly have not
are we gonna forget the fact that the sentries were actually able to kill the corps of king minis and not stand there like every other
Conclusion: SWAT squads are a good way to deal with dangerous criminals.
And a firing squad is ewen better
I just wanna say that your videos are very entertaining. No stupid intro or commentary just straight to the point
Looking at that one Elden Ring youtuber
@@Russo_Von_Carnificiawhich one?
@@HuneeBruh exactly
@@ponponpatapon9670 what?
I think it would be absolutely crazy if V2 did a chargeback on those sentries
Finally... Maurice was defeated! 😭🙏
He also got vanquished by Minotaur
@@GreatOne-cj7gt minotaur sacrificed his life for this tho
This battles are fun, but also put into perspective how letal enemies are and how much of a menace V1 is
Gabriel: ive never lost a fight, nor ever have come close
Also Gabriel: loses to give a regular enemy that typically hide behind a dozen others
Ferryman vs Sentries was so close. If the fifth one had made it up there instead of dying to a lightning bolt I bet they'd have won.
Edit: Apostate Gabe vs Sentries was close too. That rotating swords circle is brutal.
Honestly, Ferryman vs Sentries is unfair af because blue guy had extra time to deal with green guys one by one
They 100% would have won if it weren't for the cameraman putting them up one by one rather than blinding enemies and doing them all. Ferryman is an INSIGNIFICANT FAKC!
When Minos Prime teleported across the entire arena to reach that sentry i felt that
Lol
“you know what hell needs? 5 more snipers.”
*”gooday!”*
*”gooday!”*
*”gooday!”*
*”gooday!”*
*”gooday!”*
the sentry CAN defeat the cancerous rodent
A list of bosses you can reasonably outdps, featuring a MW3 sniper
the fall of maurice (47382 BC colorized)
4:49
"What?.."
"How can-"
*Explodes*
Whenever i see videos like these, my first thought is just "man these enemies sure do behave like they are fighting v1 against everyone."
in that minos fight it so looks like he knew that shockwaves counters the sentries cause he just kept spamming crushes and only got shot once
the leviathan section sounded like clown music, which is fitting.
They were robbed in the Ferryman fight. Should’ve just dragged him down to them instead of bringing each sentry up individually so he could kill them one at a time
funny grabby hand doesn't work on enemies that weren't spawned with the arm
@@ineophobeCould've turn on blind enemies for a minute.
@@ineophobe What about temporarily disabling infighting, dragging the sentries up, and then turning it back on?
true I didn't think about that
@@thepizzaman6310 or better yet have 5 other sentries waiting at the top, that are frozen until Ferryman jumps to the top and then unfreeze the sentries at the top. The bottom 5 sentries maybe wouldn't have to be erased, since at the 7:27 mark we see all, but 1 sentry running around and not actively fighting. Basically have 10 sentries spawned, but only have 5 bottom ones active for the 1st half and then activate the 5 top sentries as soon as Ferry man gets idol'ed and maybe erase 1 bottom sentry in case, that still stays in the ground and doesn't run around.
I had no idea that Cerberus stomp could just straight-up excavate the sentrys out of the ground... That was fun to watch.
You either dont play ultrakill or didnt read the tutorial on sentries..
@@crushr8187 Oh no I knew you could knuckle blast them out of the ground I just didn't know Cerberus could do the same thing.
@@Iamaperson-f3rthey can be unearthed with shockwaves
Anything that can make a shockwave like that (like obviously the andre stomp or Mal. Faces corpse) usually demount the sentries, yea
7:06 he just accepted his fate
I love how Guttertank and Benjamin fight are technically canon in the lore
Behold! The power of an angel!
*the .50 cal bullet in my back pocket*
the sentry levitating at the Cerberus fight : 🗿
0:00 malicious face
0:11 swordsmachine
0:29 cerberus
1:40 cancerous rodent
1:46 very cancerous rodent
1:56 very cancerous rodent redo
2:11 swordsnachine agony & tundra
2:24 hideous mass
2:52 v2
3:19 v2 without intro
3:33 corpse of king minos hand
3:52 corpse of king minos
4:20 gabriel judge of hell
4:52 sisyphean insurrectionist
5:19 sisyphean insurrectionist night
6:01 mysterious druid knight
6:34 v2 (2)
7:17 ferryman
8:31 leviathan
8:53 insurrectionist angry & rude
9:20 2 hideous masses
10:04 gabriel apostate of hate
10:43 flesh prison
11:15 minos prime
11:54 flesh panopticon
12:46 sisyphus prime
13:23 big johninator
13:39 train
14:13 -minotaur- train
14:42 -minotaur-
15:16 gutterman
15:36 1000-thr "earthmover"
anyone with a shockwave attack is just free
Sentries when the enemy has a stomp attack: 😨
"IVE NEVER HAD A FIGHT LIKE THIS BEFORE"
7:10 bro stood there flabbergasted💀
Sentries are a lot more “single celled organism for ai” than SwordsMachines. This because sentries literally just walk into the sands of 4-2.
V2 in its second fight straight up ragequit
shout out to the sentry shaking with fear in the corner at 0:55
Maurice:
Sentries: You have 10 seconds to live
this is a rare case where "Enough" was not enough
when i saw the sentry be the first to take out the cancerous rodent, i actually screamed
4:20 BEHOLD! THE POWER, OF AN ANGEL!
*rapid beeping commences*
I love how on V2’s second match he just gave up halfway in the fight knowing he couldn’t win.
they are so tanky for me but they dying from 1 malicious face shots?
Maurice deals insane amount of damage to everyone
How can these goofs kill the literal judge of hell Gabriel who is an angel and THE best warrior in the kingdom of heaven yet can't even defeat some animate objects 😭😭
Skill issue + high about himself
As of now. Ultrakill isnt lore accurate
They do be using the same tactics to defeat V1 with anyone
gabriel's fight is exactly how THAT room in p2 feels like
"Greater Machine" my ass these guys can barely stand against a Swordsmachine
V2 wearing the Whiplash is currently offensive to the sentries
SNOIPAHS A GUD JOB MATE
I love how they were too scared to face Very Cancerous Rodent
"What? How ca-" *fucking blows up*
1 filth vs every boss
already did this 🗿
At long last, Maurice has fallen
minos was acting like he actually knew how to fight them with all the CRRRUSHing he was doing
3:33 - 3:52 bros thinking theyre sisyphus
*Snipers theme from TF2 starts playing*
“Sniping’s a good job mate,”
Bro you could've at least turned on blind enemies to get the sentries up to the ferryman 😭
they would definitely win if he did that, my guy did the sentries dirty
to be fair the ferryman never wins
@@ineophobe I swear ferryman and act I gabriel only exist as a fuck you to the player, they win no infighting matches but they're really fucking hard to kill when playing for some reason
@@he3004 think of it like this, all enemies have aimbot and know where the enemy is at all times. ferryman is fast and hard to hit for the player but not for them
0:12
Swordmachine: Oh, spare legs? Nice!
New idea: V2 and Big John vs all bosses
watching them fight the insurrectionist was like watching omni man kill the guardians of the globe
In each one of these videos, i just realise how based swordsmachine are
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!!!"
5 normal sentries : 🗿
V2 is still bad at ultrakill
Fym v2 He could kill Gabriel
@@mark_harol9257but sadly V2 can’t kill V1
Sentries could probably beat more bosses if they had projectile avoidance in their A.I.
11:46 this is just anime battle man. Minos teleporting ,then finish it with the serpent projectile mid air. Damn.
"Behold the power of an angel!"
The 5 sniper bullets in my pocket:
3:53 "The Corpse of President John F kennedy"
Why does he sentries shoot the cerberi in the balls 💀
Y’know, it’s pretty cool to see them firing when they’re not aimed at me.
Alternative title: big johninator gets his ass handed to him as usual
"Machine." close up on the sentries
lmao
Watching these is like playing that one Half-lofe mod where you have what are essentially pokemon rts battles
0:45 bros getting flashbacks
I love how the strays killed them better than Gabriel lol
3:32 this is hilarious for no reason
The thing that surprised me is that the 5 sentry was the only creature in the game that could defeat the flesh panopticon by the time
"Alright boys, get in formation. We'll get them this time."
V2 just gave up on life on that second one
holy cow they can beat the cancer rat
the fight against the ferryman was so tense omg
Maurice and cancerous rodent is finally defeated
Misterious druid surely got full semi-autoed
today I went in to sandbox, spawned about 100 sentrys, got them easily killing guttertanks, guttermen, Gabriel, Minos prime, etc. I beat them by spam spawning thousands of filth. to deal with the remaining 78 filth who had turned in to an immobile perfect circle, I parried a mine in to the centre.
you should have recorded it
lol the part where they all collective kick the shit out of VCR, they were hoping for a random crit lol
5:21 Me trying to stomp a cockroach in my room at 4 AM.
have you done anything with the custom enemies like carcass or revenant? id love to see one of them go up against the bosses
I wonder if machine army(mindflayer,V2,swordmachine, sentry) vs all bosses will be good
We need 5 minoses vs every boss now.
1:31 nah, bro just removed any future for more cerberi
“Behold, the power of an angel!”
5 sentries later
you know what this team needs? five more snipers.
*"Proffesionals have standards"*
Why are these videos so addicting