Your Guardian Angel Is Disappointed In You... (Patronizing Guardian Angel) (TW: Condescending) (F4A)

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @DollfaceAudio
    @DollfaceAudio  4 роки тому +61

    Script credits go to Zeran! This script was sent by email~
    A big thank you to all my lovely patrons~:
    Adler Nelson, Agent Grim, AithosofBaldea, Alex Butters, AmericanViking, Antonio Garcia, Anzu Wyliei, Apollo, August, Bare views, Blackthorn9998, Brycen Lanager, C-Snackz, CactusJack, Captain Tim, Chelsey, Chesspwn, chris, Chris, Collin, David Maritnez, DerpyGhost, Dirk Sesterhenn, Dominic Godfrey, Dominick, Drago Epsilon, Eddy, Erjock, Eternull, Ethan Dupras, Ethan Morgan, Euso, Fei Xin, Florian Seidel, Franky Zuniga, Gabriel, Harv, Hector Sarinana, Henri Archer, HogBiter, Hunter, isaac, Jakmassaker, james lee, James Lee, Jarrod Wright, Jeremiah Eoff, Joel Torres, Jonah Russell, Jose Alvarado, Joshua, Julius Ziegler, June, Justin Hamilton, Kas, Kojo Taki, Kristof De Stijl, LeafyDream, Leo, Life of Gin San, Logan Bunny, Lovexox-_-, Lvlupchuck, Man of Many Bees, Mark Everette, Marquitos78445, mathieu guedon, MegaMongol, Michael Aparicio, Michael Arroyo, Mr. Bevans, My name is in use, Nathan Brown, Nekotakuma, Nickolas Waubiness, Oreo, Oscar, OskuP, Other, OverBark, Oyu, Patrick Schreiber, Pranzer, Psychotike, Radical Man, Raphael Desbiens, Reuben Willis, Richard, Rockchimera, Ronald A. O. Speedweed, Rrfire, SammyBuca, scooberdoober, Serotonin Vampire, Shadowop, Simoun, Sinclair Hughes, Sly, Smackledorf, Solaire, Spencer, Stoneders, The_Narto, TheDayman, TheMightyAussie, Thomas Lavendy, Trey Thompson, Uelana, VanitasOmnia, Vaulthunder_JB, WatterDippinSauce, Westboundchart, XandredChallenges You, Yeet, and Zyriluna!~

    • @Kausion__1
      @Kausion__1 3 роки тому

      Bro y she gettin upset bro if days wat he wanna do den let him do it.

  • @gabethebabe8538
    @gabethebabe8538 4 роки тому +196

    Everyone gangster til the angel starts swearing.

  • @randallstrong9882
    @randallstrong9882 4 роки тому +205

    This isn’t the first guardian angel to be disappointed in me and it definitely won’t be the last.

  • @marethyumot7839
    @marethyumot7839 4 роки тому +138

    guardian angle: hello there
    me: GeNeRaL kEnObI

    • @saiyansurvivor5629
      @saiyansurvivor5629 4 роки тому +3

      You win 😂

    • @zawaurdo1653
      @zawaurdo1653 4 роки тому +5

      You’re move

    • @geraltthewitcher1822
      @geraltthewitcher1822 4 роки тому +7

      Fool! You do not realize, you are DOOMED

    • @Sobek-khufu
      @Sobek-khufu 4 роки тому +2

      Guardian angel: I have waited for this day for a long time
      Me, under my breath: my little green friend

  • @shadespenguin4854
    @shadespenguin4854 4 роки тому +76

    “I still have faith in you” me: prepare to be disappointed!

  • @Pardner_
    @Pardner_ 4 роки тому +151

    Doll: "You know what screw this... I'm just gonna say it"
    Me: You dont care that I broke my elbow?

  • @Astro.mp3407
    @Astro.mp3407 4 роки тому +72

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
    “And this is running on empty, food review”

  • @therealpatagonianpancakes
    @therealpatagonianpancakes 4 роки тому +147

    This is the most realistic roleplay out there 10/10 I'm still a disappointment

  • @Viper-771
    @Viper-771 4 роки тому +59

    "Every single mortal born onto this earth holds such potential"
    Guess I'm an anomaly then

  • @carlosperalta5729
    @carlosperalta5729 4 роки тому +46

    Her: I still believe in you
    Me: A terrible mistake indeed

  • @rzsdranb3789
    @rzsdranb3789 4 роки тому +65

    *you ruined me*
    Me: I don't even know who you are.

  • @shinisnotonfire
    @shinisnotonfire 4 роки тому +65

    of course even my guardian angel's disappointed in me smh

  • @100dreamjuice7
    @100dreamjuice7 4 роки тому +26

    “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” kek

  • @los3rrat143
    @los3rrat143 4 роки тому +17

    7:42 "im willing to give you a second chance to fix you're bad habits"
    Me: nahhhh fammm staying up til 4am playing video games is way to fun for that

  • @isaiahbevans2789
    @isaiahbevans2789 4 роки тому +8

    "Tough Love" audios are severely underdone on this platform. Thanks for adding this gem to the pool.

  • @jasonsilva6903
    @jasonsilva6903 4 роки тому +19

    "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
    The memes even got to the angelic realm

  • @ValdoDaSnail
    @ValdoDaSnail 4 роки тому +6

    Ángel : “ I still have faith in you “
    Me : ..... * wheezing *

  • @Outuition
    @Outuition 3 роки тому +2

    Man I feel called out. I gotta take my problems seriously

  • @markdahlia9543
    @markdahlia9543 4 роки тому +5

    *Angel cussing me out*
    *me cowering in the corner scared and turned on* "(confused screaming)"

  • @Euso_
    @Euso_ 4 роки тому +15

    Honestly this audio kinda motivated me to get my shit together and try harder, cuz I know that I'm too goddamn lazy sometimes and I regret it later. Thanks Dollface!

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 4 роки тому +2

      Likewise, friend! I think we all need a wake-up call like this from time to time.

    • @expressosledghammer
      @expressosledghammer 4 роки тому

      @@BirdieSenpai nhaa I'm good

  • @zombiewolf12x66
    @zombiewolf12x66 4 роки тому +32

    *listens closely to **2:15** and cuts my guardian angel off* First things first, we need to get you fed, have you met my guardian demon? I think you two might get along! Also got spaghetti going, so come and eat!

  • @moistAiv
    @moistAiv 4 роки тому +2

    "guardian angel is disappointed in you"
    Me: oh I'm well aware

  • @jamanwoovan8441
    @jamanwoovan8441 4 роки тому +17

    I think this is the first time I've ever somewhat heard dollface "angry." Even though that angel went off she still had faith lol. Amazing audio dollface ❤❤

  • @neatmeat1300
    @neatmeat1300 4 роки тому +7

    Her “hello there”. Me”general Canobie

    • @Sobek-khufu
      @Sobek-khufu 4 роки тому +1

      You ARE a bold one. Kill him.
      *Kenobi destroys magnaguards
      Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself
      Your move
      You fool! I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.
      *Grievous opens arms
      Attack, Kenobi!
      What? I don't know what you're talking about. I TOTALLY didn't do that from memory...

  • @juniorh697
    @juniorh697 4 роки тому +1

    Sometimes it takes a kick in the ass to show someone you care. Thanks Dollface, I actually really needed this. Hearing it from someone else helps, even though its indirectly

  • @NAdiscontinued
    @NAdiscontinued 4 роки тому +2

    Her: I'm sorry for how i treated you
    Me: nah it's good i deserve it

  • @AlexaGachalife-of3ss
    @AlexaGachalife-of3ss 4 роки тому +8

    Angel: snaps
    Me: whimpering (mind: I don’t like this and I wanna give her a huge but I can’t move)

  • @Tigershark_3082
    @Tigershark_3082 4 роки тому +4

    This was extremely well-written! Great job Dollface, and I love the reference to TheReportOfTheWeek!

  • @AnimeSixString
    @AnimeSixString 4 роки тому +3

    “I’m eternally cringing because of you” oh damn

  • @emperorofmushrooms8691
    @emperorofmushrooms8691 4 роки тому +3

    And that’s another for “people disappointed in me” bingo!

  • @alexanderthegreat8156
    @alexanderthegreat8156 4 роки тому +10

    Finally a self improvement one.
    Every single asmr out there it's always about "everything is just fine", "there isn't anything wrong with you" or "you don't have to change.
    I'm sure this will help someone out there.
    If you're reading this comment. Keep going.
    You deserve something better.

  • @EmpRuler
    @EmpRuler 4 роки тому +5

    "Welp, considering even God lost faith in me I'm genuinely suprised your one of the minority"

  • @hanakinsidewalker
    @hanakinsidewalker 3 роки тому +1

    I’m genuinely not suprised

  • @skwishuy
    @skwishuy Рік тому +1

    That was quite based.

  • @rangerwho8431
    @rangerwho8431 4 роки тому +8

    Angel: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
    Me: i see what you did there lol.
    Also not my fault i have a drive for dangerous adventures

  • @bruidk4534
    @bruidk4534 4 роки тому +2

    She sounds like she’s about to smack the shit out of me and I’m scared

  • @ladyswrld4653
    @ladyswrld4653 4 роки тому +2

    4:56 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
    Jokes aside, another great audio. Cheers!

  • @solararmor3961
    @solararmor3961 4 роки тому +3

    My family is disappointed in me

  • @zombieboy2395
    @zombieboy2395 4 роки тому +1

    Great video Doll, love the energy and passion of your performance. Absolutely amazing.

  • @KL_VA
    @KL_VA 4 роки тому +14

    Thank you doll and thank you Zeran. Have a good day everyone and don't forget to wear your masks

  • @josephbrown4768
    @josephbrown4768 2 роки тому

    This is actually really awesome. It's rare to see a "self improvement" ASMR. I would love to see a sequel to this. To see the angel happier because we're turning things around.

  • @sixmajin6992
    @sixmajin6992 4 роки тому +1

    Angels are temperary, Disappointment is eternal

  • @You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao.
    @You_Have_No_Maidens_Lmao. 4 роки тому +1

    That's pretty accurate probably.
    Nice video

  • @howl7600
    @howl7600 4 роки тому +2

    There’s a good amount of memes in this video I like it

  • @pokemonblakedrake7010
    @pokemonblakedrake7010 4 роки тому +28

    Never knew that TheReportoftheWeek was my guardian angel, but I gotta ask, why does his voice aound similar to Dollface? Did he change gender?
    But in all seriousness, this was a good vid, and a very-well written script. Great work to both of you, Dollface and Zeran.

  • @imtheoperatorttv637
    @imtheoperatorttv637 4 роки тому +1

    No matter how disappointed in me this angel is, at least they'll never be as disappointed in me as my parents.

  • @aranbeets1448
    @aranbeets1448 4 роки тому +4

    First my parents now my guardian angel, who will I disappoint next?

  • @marcusrowley2625
    @marcusrowley2625 4 роки тому +3

    You always make the most interesting and heartwarming story and I love them. Also love leaving comments to all your videos Be safe ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @estaveler3288
    @estaveler3288 4 роки тому +1

    Ah well my ancestors where already disappointed why not my guardian angel

  • @kratos9922
    @kratos9922 3 роки тому +2

    Fall if you want, your well being is not my concern! The death of Zeus is all that matters!!

  • @tony01p10
    @tony01p10 4 роки тому +1

    Great script Zeran! I really enjoyed the writing with this one, and Doll really killed it this. Doll do be getting upset with us though. Sounds like I need to write better so she isnt disappointed in me, lol jk. Awesome job you guys. Cant wait to see what else you two do.
    Also, I see what you are doing here. Have us listen to this one, so we go back to the guardian angel that reminded us about our worth. Truly diabolical haha. This is all just a fun joke. Hope you two have an awesome day.
    Stay Amazing Doll!

  • @AlphanaII517
    @AlphanaII517 4 роки тому +4

    I knew it was only a matter of time until they decided that they had enough of my bs

  • @egg6343
    @egg6343 4 роки тому +3

    My guardian angel: I simply want to tell you what's on my mind. me: why do I hear boss music?

  • @OverBark_
    @OverBark_ 4 роки тому

    Great audio! I really love both the Guardian angels you’ve made, hopefully there’s more, keep up the great work :3

  • @fancy_martineu
    @fancy_martineu 4 роки тому +2

    I genuinely love this ❤️❤️❤️

  • @poeticpigeon4198
    @poeticpigeon4198 4 роки тому +2

    Me: *reads the title*
    Welp nothing new-_-

  • @jaredcolin6901
    @jaredcolin6901 4 роки тому +1

    I feel personally attacked

  • @Quartermaster2014
    @Quartermaster2014 4 роки тому +2

    I take great pride in my disappointments. They're my greatest achievements.

  • @acemefish1293
    @acemefish1293 4 роки тому +4

    Why does it feel better seeing a Angel audio but I'm a guardian fish for people

  • @harleystimmell9654
    @harleystimmell9654 3 роки тому +1

    LOL I made a Guardian Angel mad lets go

  • @mrsolopenguin3124
    @mrsolopenguin3124 4 роки тому +1

    I got a $800 speeding fine today and now I see this in my feed... The universe is trying to tell me something... 😔

  • @killgora1
    @killgora1 4 роки тому

    Huh... that wasn't quite what I expected. Good work.

  • @thatoneguy2259
    @thatoneguy2259 4 роки тому

    She said it... She said the quote

  • @adenbishop9683
    @adenbishop9683 4 роки тому

    To be honest, that made me make a deep breath and think "THAT, right here, this raging ball of frustration? Is exactly why I do such things"

  • @markdanieldevera2250
    @markdanieldevera2250 4 роки тому

    Great vid Doll! Stay safe and keep up the good work. Love you ❤

  • @marcusrowley2625
    @marcusrowley2625 4 роки тому +1

    I love this angel she is unique❤❤
    Thank you for another awesome story. Hope you have a wonderful day take care and see you next time. 😁❤✌

  • @MrRaui
    @MrRaui 4 роки тому +1

    I’d consider it an accomplishment if I managed to drive my guardian angel to their wits end

  • @chesspwn7457
    @chesspwn7457 4 роки тому

    Oh, an angry dollface, that's new and fun

  • @eddieking7794
    @eddieking7794 4 роки тому

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Gucci memes always have to be included with audios like these. Thanks doll😂

  • @NuckChorris12345
    @NuckChorris12345 4 роки тому

    Finally, an audio where the immersion is not broken and is 100% accurate to me. 😔

  • @fivezz55
    @fivezz55 3 роки тому +1

    I saw this in my recommended after I literally just punched a hole in my wall

  • @CadentClock39
    @CadentClock39 4 роки тому +1

    The Sad Bit Is If I Was Legitimately There I'd Just Be Apologizing Every 5 Seconds To Her.

    • @deathlybreath2750
      @deathlybreath2750 3 роки тому +1

      Nah. Personally, I would tell her to buzz off, and complain to her higher-ups, because I'm not the one who decided to have a guardian angel.

  • @flapjackzac1600
    @flapjackzac1600 4 роки тому +2

    It’s just some handholding, I can stop any time

  • @comradeimpostor2985
    @comradeimpostor2985 4 роки тому

    Her: i sill have faith in you.
    Me: UNDERTAIL REFERENCE NO WAY

  • @alialzaabi3436
    @alialzaabi3436 4 роки тому +1

    It is what it is

  • @thejetblackwings3751
    @thejetblackwings3751 4 роки тому +9

    The economy drop of 1930 was kinda whack ngl

  • @jonathanvault7540
    @jonathanvault7540 4 роки тому +1

    Guardian Angel: You deserve an apology from me.
    Me: No, you deserve and apology from me.

  • @omlagusgarfungiloops7917
    @omlagusgarfungiloops7917 Рік тому

    I learn from my mistakes, so I keep making them to learn more.

  • @prassanak3601
    @prassanak3601 3 роки тому +1

    Why this angel gotta call me out

  • @21eienni
    @21eienni 4 роки тому +1

    Guardian Angel is disappointed in me? Alright.
    Guardian Angel starts swearing? Please, forgive me! I'll do my best next time so you will never be disappointed!
    Guardian Angel is drinking? Now, I MUST change for her!!

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 4 роки тому

    Even in ASMR!? Can't I catch a break? Jesus

  • @Kausion__1
    @Kausion__1 4 роки тому +1

    I almost burst into laughter

  • @Greenstiker8975
    @Greenstiker8975 4 роки тому +2

    the character is angel from fairy tail great anime

  • @oisinwars4218
    @oisinwars4218 4 роки тому +1

    I think my guardian angel would be more than disappointed in me 😂

  • @Thomas-nn9du
    @Thomas-nn9du 4 роки тому

    “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined!”
    Ah, I see you’re a woman of culture as well...

  • @BLange-hp5sh
    @BLange-hp5sh 4 роки тому +1

    Guardian angel has the cutest foulmouth.

  • @JohnDoe-ov5ki
    @JohnDoe-ov5ki 4 роки тому

    Doll face Audio
    Nice work on asrm
    Hope you have a pleasant night or day were ever you are in the world

  • @Killball69
    @Killball69 4 роки тому +1

    To be fair, the alcoholism is YOUR doing, and that's why your halo is all cracked and shit.

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 4 роки тому

    I just spent 8 and a half minutes getting completely roasted by an immortal being
    And I liked it

  • @sjoerdbrouwers1268
    @sjoerdbrouwers1268 4 роки тому

    I actually kinda needed to get jelled at haha.
    Thanks dollface 🥰

  • @J38-t3h
    @J38-t3h 4 роки тому +1

    You should do one where the teacher catches the student skipping class with a girl

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 4 роки тому

    Honestly, I think a great many of us need something like this to snap us out of the stupid nonsensical delusions many of us have on a daily basis that lead us to make bad decisions and choices. If someone made clear just how our bad choices affect not only ourselves long-term but others as well.

  • @NAdiscontinued
    @NAdiscontinued 4 роки тому

    Her: i still have faith in you
    Me: well cool im gonna sit back down and eat till i implode buh-bye

  • @trgccc
    @trgccc 4 роки тому +2

    *Guardian Angel Coming In The World*
    *Am I going to hell?*
    *swears*
    *You’re halo is gone now bye bye*

  • @evanreid6917
    @evanreid6917 2 роки тому

    When your watchful protector ages and starts to drink, you know your messing up.
    They love you and want you to do good with your life not throw it away, thing is tho when your on a higher level of existence you don't grasp concept that life can sometimes be hard for humans.
    Things happen however from the sounds of it I agree with the angle just making stupid life choices so they could be right.

  • @sidsullivan4888
    @sidsullivan4888 4 роки тому

    Well of course she's pissed! She's jealous of the guardian demon!

  • @gemstonechimera4542
    @gemstonechimera4542 4 роки тому

    UA-cam just recommended this to me. Is this a sign from my guardian angel? xD

  • @GreyTrafficCone
    @GreyTrafficCone 4 роки тому +1

    Jesus, calm down, all I did was sleep for 12 hours

  • @mrkiku
    @mrkiku 4 роки тому

    Even this sounds sweet 🥰

  • @duckmouth
    @duckmouth 4 роки тому +2

    hEY stOP iT
    i'm trying my best.....