There are so many people in LTRs with no ring on their finger, I'm scared that if I smile at a dude, that his woman will appear out of nowhere and chew me out
and that’s just what’s reported. i’ve seen firsthand the way they cover up DV and protect each other, just imagining the real numbers of what they get away with makes me sick
Imagine if we did that for every career 😭 ''I'm 34 and I'm retail assistant. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm retail assistant. Am I destined to be alone? 😔''
I'm 25 and I'm respite carer. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm respite carer. After work I'm desperate to be alone... please be quiet around me 🥲
Do these people not get absolutely roasted by their units? When I was in the army if anyone done something like this they were absolutely cooked, and some of them were actually told by officers to stop portraying the unit in a negative and embarrassing manner😂
In the academy rn and one of the guys sent us his picture after a haircut and I made it the GC photo for the class and we all roast him for it. This stuff is just proof cops are just regular people 😂 lol
No way their units aren't giving them shit. I know Firefighters, the coolest civil service, roast the HELL out of each other. If they saw this, the dude would be demolished on the daily
Have you ever even been in the dating market? Cops get more ass than a toilet seat. So do fireman. And I'm talking young, hot women, not the older fatties. Your comment just shows that youre butt hurt over a speeding ticket or something yet completely ignorant of reality.
reading comprehension is VITAL. watch the content depicted in the video, re-read my comment within the context provided. do NOT project lies onto my statement. @teehee440 no one mentioned “crimes without consequences.” the comment was based on video evidence of the incel to cop pipeline, of which there’s plenty more documented evidence elsewhere.
In the UK, teachers are expected to have private social media accounts so only friends/family can see and their students won't find it. It should be similar for cops. Not only for reputation purposes, but also cos there's a very real danger of criminals tracking down their family/location from it.
@Random-sk6hm facts! Also, imagine being a criminal whose trying to get revenge on an officer who arrested them or something and you come across their tiktok account and you see a thirst trap on their account lol
About the 3:20 I used to think like that, but turned out the cops never let me take charges for the crimes I have been victim too, and the "crackheads"were to only one to give me confort during those times of hardcore violence while the police were protecting the abuser. One cop even told me "actually we have no obligation to protect the population"
thank you lmao, the cops completely failed me and my family too and ended up almost traumatizing me more than the shit they got involved in, once you realize help wasn’t even there in the first place you start recognizing them as the power-tripping thugs are imo
Yep, the Supreme Court ruled that police have no obligation to protect the public, unless: A.) the police specifically told you they would protect you, B.) you are in witness protection program. I know there's a third one but I can't remember.
@@colt9836yep I remember hearing about that ruling too. and yet many police vehicles still have "to serve & protect" written on the side. they're such a joke.
@@SehrSympathischerRochen I will make a plea. Ladies please, we can't allow these crimes to continue stop enabling this please we all have to live with the consequences of your actions.
yep motherhood becomes a dangerous job when ur spouse will definitely get ur own kids to hate u if he don't like u. marrying a cop should be on every parent's no-no list for their kids if they want them to have good lives.
Ive been involved with a few cops in my day and they are either the nicest gentleman or the cringiest, loneliest weirdos you will ever meet and theres no in between.
unfortunately cops are seen as "heroes" so their unholy covenant also employs well meaning youngsters into their ranks, slowly sucking every ounce of justice from their souls and leaving them hollow and bitter.
Law enforcement has one of the highest rates for domestic violence. Imagine being with an abuser and not being able to call anyone for help. These men can stay single. 🤷🏼♀️
these are adults... posting shit that teenagers would find cringey. they shouldn't be in charge of a cellphone let alone a firearm. the fact that some of them are like "people tink im weird because i cop" rather than actually reflecting on shit that might make the people around them uncomfortable is just whack.
Weird people can still handle guns safely and with good judgement… but people cant wait to bring up that cops have guns. Yes lots of people have guns lol
@@remodz6385 It may or may not be AI generated but these are done by romance scammers, they have it with older women (attractive-looking) as well, talking about how lonely they are and how they cant find a man. These are catfish and bait for older women so the people behind the account can scam them.
@@remodz6385some of em are real for sure, but yeah the ones where it’s just a dude in gear walking and it’s like “wait… I’m cop do you find me pretty” are too similar to be real
Its hilarious but also kinda sad when you deep that it’s because he’s a straight white male who probably will never have to encounter such in his life😭
Much like therapists and life coaches, there are only two kinds of people that want to be police: people with deep issues that they are not addressing, and really fantastic people who truly want to contribute to society and help other people. I think we know which of those two groups is featured here.
@@Sisterlisk I would consider those people in the "fanastic heros to society" group. It takes alot of really hard work to not only work on/learn about yourself & your trauma, and then choose to turn that into an avenue for others to do the same!
Zade is such a great editor, I really love what he adds to your already funny ass videos. and I always look forward to the post-credit memes and the song snippets!!! incwedible content
Ironically my crackhead neighbour was more helpful than the police when 4 men tried to break into my house. The crackhead saw them and they bolted so he came to the door and gave me his number so if they came back i could call him since he lives near-by. When i reported it to the police they said there was nothing they could do until they actually broke in. I was 22 at the time and lived alone, it was a really scary experience.
@ArturGlass.C if I just said my neighbour, it wouldn't make sense in the context of the video. The tiktok said "next time you need help call a crackhead"
@@TheLobsterLarryshouldn't we be more concerned about the people who are paid tax money to serve and protect using the term crackhead? Pick your battles doofus.
there's gotta be a template bc theres no way every cop has the same: " Age. Im (a) cop. describe how lonely you are. and then end it with a deep question ab life/love."
"I love animals" "I'm not afraid of kids" "I wanna spend nights with a girlfriend" noticeably absent from any of these is "I will NOT abuse you domestically."
To be fair, isn't that usually implied? Like I would never approach a girl and say "so far my track record for beating the shit out of my GFs is spotless"
Imagine dealing with the worst society has to offer on a regular basis, then coming home to a cynical, toxic creature. I say imagine, because...well...
“Women don’t wanna get involved with police officers because it’s a deadly job” or maybe bc 40% of police officers spouses/families face domestic abuse, and that’s just the reported statistics, imagine how many are scared to report or it gets covered up. Not all police are violent or bad, but I truly believe a huge majority of people who choose to be officers do it so they can be in a position of power over others/inflict violence without repercussions. I’ve personally met a lot of officers who are disgusting people off the clock. They were Cheaters/predators/pedos/drug users/corrupt/violent
That study was done with a sample size of 728 officers and 479 spouses. The sample was drawn by Lanor Johnson in 1983. There was no information on response rates nor how officers were selected, nor how they were invited to participate. There was also a newer study done by Neidig et al (1992). They surveyed 385 male officers, 40 female officers, and 115 female spouses. This data was from 1985. Apparently 33% of male officers reported receiving minor or severe violence from their wives and 33% of wives said they inflicted minor or severe violence on their spouses. The thing with surveys is that it doesn't fully represent the truth. What matters is the sample size, the year it was done, the area it was done on, and how it was done. Simply believing every survey just because they were from somebody with a PhD is very naive. You can look up these studies yourself: >Johnson, L.B. (1991). On the front lines: Police stress and family well-being. >Neidig, P.H., Russell, H.E. & Seng, A.F. (1992). Interspousal aggression in law enforcement families: A preliminary investigation.
I love how Cody threw up the 'thumb-first' "manly" version of counting to three in that first scenario. He's well aware of the trend (it's been covered with Kelsey) and I like to think that he carefully considered how to best portray this cop character. And *owned* it.
@@Sisterliskso you'd rather get sexually assaulted than flirted with? Your head is screwed. You definitely send love letters to killers in prison because "oh they're hot". Jeez.
Cops down bad are scary. Imagine getting pulled over, your heart is racing wondering what you did wrong, then a cop walks up and hits on you. The power dynamic is against you, you're not speaking properly form the previous anxiety, and you then have to wonder if you reject them, will they ticket you or arrest you for rejection. This is a specially American thing, but still.
as someone from the UK where there’s a news story about a woman being in a very similar situation, it’s not just an american thing. power imbalances from cops are a worldwide thing, just read the stanford prison experiment lol
Cops not knowing why people don't like cops and taking it personally is what gets me. "People don't like me just because I'm a cop." Sure, but have you tried looking outside of yourself? Also love the "if you hate cops, don't rely on us" as it a cop's duty to protect and serve isn't unconditional. "Im not going to save you bc you called me a loser!" Imagine a fireman or emt saying that Edit: So I'm learning they don't have to protect and serve even though that sounds like their job...? As firemen, you are not required to take out fires, just drive by if you don't feel like it. As an emt, you can take as long as you want to get to the ER and you won't get in trouble. Even more, it makes "good cops" (you can only be so good, but the system is usually stronger than the individual) pull their weight even more. Just start the entire policing force from scratch
A lot of women like men in uniform, including cops. I think these guys were just fishing for compliments and wanting women to argue how attractive they are.
since no one is mentioning it, I feel obligated to tell you Cody that the videos you’re watching, are made from other people. They take the videos of the cops in their original videos, strip the audio, and then add their own captions. The people who steal the videos often times don’t know English very well, which is why there are so many grammatical errors and why the posts are so similar. PS. You’ll notice that that’s why what the caption says never matches up with how their lips are moving. It’s because they’re saying something else or lip synching another audio.
@@jodestolo Yeah of course! Not many people would; I noticed it on instagram with videos of women being like “I’m 45 and still talk to my ex. My husband has left me because of this. Am I still beautiful”? They get so much engagement from people who think it’s real, and then you go to the page and realize there are hundreds of videos from women taken and re-used with dumb captions
Both my mom and dad are retired police officers, and I cannot fathom how embarrassing it would be if my dad in his 30s made thirst trap content on tiktok. I don’t think I would ever be the same
dating a cop would be terrifying. the power imbalance alone is too much for anyone to handle. What if the relationship goes sour? there are so many women who are constantly looking over their shoulder because they dated a cop once. The possibility for stalking is increased quite a bit, cops also protect themselves not the public so your safety is automatically jeopardized. Not to mention the stats on how many cops commit domestic abuse. We as a society do not need cops, we need a new system. If you're lonely and want a girl maybe don't get a job known for hurting women and people in general.
Statistically 40% of police officers' wives experience domestic violence. Between 2009 and 2014, over 1000 officers were fired for sexual misconduct, a third of which involved minors (AP, 2023). Not to mention the record number of unlawful killings and police brutality. In the UK, the Sarah Everard case in 2021 sparked nationwide protests after an officer abducted, r4p3d and murdered a woman by luring her under the pretence of 'arresting' her.
brooooo, cody's face at 12:15 is sooo funny. he looks so disgusted and then the cop shows his hips and cody gulped like a nervous little school girl being seduced by her teacher💀💀
These are the “where’s my hug at 🤨?” type of people
nailed it
taking a shower? without me?
@@GhoatsShe posts a picture of her making dinner:
"Damn mami save me a plate 🤤😍"
NOOO *cringes* lol you are spot on 😂
These dudes are in their own way.
From now on everyone squint at muscular male cops in their 30s with no ring and ask "Didn't I see you on Tiktok?"
''Weren't you ballet dancing on TikTok?''😭
I work in the ER. I’ll be sure to do this in your honor Chief 🫡
There are so many people in LTRs with no ring on their finger, I'm scared that if I smile at a dude, that his woman will appear out of nowhere and chew me out
DAMN I don’t work at a coffee shop anymore, I totally would do that I used see so many everyday 💀
I've never seen one without a ring. They must make em different in FL.
“I’m cop” reminds me of Kelsey’s “luckily I have purse”
What is that from?
bnc make a podcast ep 74 9:18@@kkatgurl
@@kkatgurlBrooke and Conner make a podcast!
came to the comments for this reason "luckily I have purse, I have shoe, I have hat on head"
I quote "I have purse" all the time
“You get called a loser often?”
Made me WEAK 😂😂😂😂😂
Cops having the highest domestic abuse percent for a single occupation answers a lot of these questions.
the irony istg
and that’s just what’s reported. i’ve seen firsthand the way they cover up DV and protect each other, just imagining the real numbers of what they get away with makes me sick
casually making up statistics as if google doesn't exist...
Lol of course you’re from Austin
@@bluematter01 I'm not... Doesn't realize people have names Lmao
Imagine if we did that for every career 😭
''I'm 34 and I'm retail assistant. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm retail assistant. Am I destined to be alone? 😔''
LOL! Totally. I work at IHOP. Am I beautiful?
I'm a computer scientist. Is love real?
@@tedros6917is anything?
Do it
I'm 25 and I'm respite carer. People say I'm weird when I tell them I'm respite carer. After work I'm desperate to be alone... please be quiet around me 🥲
the ballet cop is giving professionally trained theatre kid who didn’t make it to broadway so now he’s cop.
He was adorable.
I love this lore for him.
serving JUSTICE
@@mermaidmadsdymans was serving every salsa sauce to exist
now he's cop*
Do these people not get absolutely roasted by their units? When I was in the army if anyone done something like this they were absolutely cooked, and some of them were actually told by officers to stop portraying the unit in a negative and embarrassing manner😂
In the academy rn and one of the guys sent us his picture after a haircut and I made it the GC photo for the class and we all roast him for it. This stuff is just proof cops are just regular people 😂 lol
Roasted & sometimes disciplined. Not on the tax payer dime.
No way their units aren't giving them shit. I know Firefighters, the coolest civil service, roast the HELL out of each other. If they saw this, the dude would be demolished on the daily
They'd 100% get shit for it if people from their department see it.
The one dude was a mp lol, I’m going to mpbolc after this semester and I stg if I see somebody like this in my unit.
“Honey I shrunk the Cody” is my favorite editing trick
the incel to cop pipeline is STRONG, no wonder the instances of misconduct and violence are so high
Why don't you end the pipeline and do the work yourself..?
Have you ever even been in the dating market? Cops get more ass than a toilet seat. So do fireman. And I'm talking young, hot women, not the older fatties. Your comment just shows that youre butt hurt over a speeding ticket or something yet completely ignorant of reality.
You act like cops are a bad thing in society lmfao. Sorry you can’t commit crimes without consequences 🙃
reading comprehension is VITAL. watch the content depicted in the video, re-read my comment within the context provided.
do NOT project lies onto my statement. @teehee440 no one mentioned “crimes without consequences.”
the comment was based on video evidence of the incel to cop pipeline, of which there’s plenty more documented evidence elsewhere.
@@teehee440 Yep, op has a serious inferiority complex lol.
I think we aren’t giving Cody enough credit for watching ballet cop with a straight face. That was years of hard work coming to fruition right there.
‘Ballet cop’ might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😭😭
Serve 💅 and protect 1:29
I'm 99.99% sure that one wanted to be the wife. He might not think so but that's what he gave lol.
As an actual ballet dancer, what that guy was doing, was not ballet. If anything it was Jazz
In Sweden there has been pretty serious debate about police having social media accounts and this is exactly why😅
They should have social media accounts. They should not do any of this.
In the UK, teachers are expected to have private social media accounts so only friends/family can see and their students won't find it. It should be similar for cops. Not only for reputation purposes, but also cos there's a very real danger of criminals tracking down their family/location from it.
@@Random-sk6hm this!! digital footprint matters people
@Random-sk6hm facts! Also, imagine being a criminal whose trying to get revenge on an officer who arrested them or something and you come across their tiktok account and you see a thirst trap on their account lol
@@hathor8856yeah it takes away the intimidation lol
They read "Serve and Protect" and forgot protect.
and served nothing
Only ballet cop tho
And serve their own purpose
and forgot serve (except ballet cop)
Serve and protect: the rich*
“This dude’s just shaking his ass in his uniform.” Top star Cody Ko quote
About the 3:20 I used to think like that, but turned out the cops never let me take charges for the crimes I have been victim too, and the "crackheads"were to only one to give me confort during those times of hardcore violence while the police were protecting the abuser. One cop even told me "actually we have no obligation to protect the population"
thank you lmao, the cops completely failed me and my family too and ended up almost traumatizing me more than the shit they got involved in, once you realize help wasn’t even there in the first place you start recognizing them as the power-tripping thugs are imo
Yep, the Supreme Court ruled that police have no obligation to protect the public, unless:
A.) the police specifically told you they would protect you,
B.) you are in witness protection program.
I know there's a third one but I can't remember.
@@colt9836yep I remember hearing about that ruling too. and yet many police vehicles still have "to serve & protect" written on the side. they're such a joke.
So you’ve been the “victim” in a large amount of times and hang out with crackheads?
What a bunch of actual bull. What is "taking charges"? In English that would mean being charged....
That officer winking at me should be considered a hate crime. Who gave him so much confidence? 😭
The ladies in his comments did
@@SehrSympathischerRochen I will make a plea. Ladies please, we can't allow these crimes to continue stop enabling this please we all have to live with the consequences of your actions.
he was nervous the whole time, I had to look away
It made me dry heave
You took me out with this comment 😭😭😭 “who gave him so much confidence” is hilarious 😭😭
"I'm cop" is the weird version of Connor and Kelsey's "luckily I have purse, I have shoe, I have hat on head. What you have Kels?"
Connor?
connor wood, she said that on broke & connor make a podcast@@Random-sk6hm
@@Random-sk6hm probably referring to kelsey's episode on "brooke and connor make a podcast" :)
I love lamp.
@@reembushra8889 Oh ty
i love how his editor made him so short and tiny in the car 😭😭
It’s the smaller things 🤌🏼
that was edited?
Cuz he's the EDITING KING!
and when he went to the bathroom and came back lmao
Who said that was an edit? Looked real to me.
Cody genuinely concerned about the mental health of these cops: “you gotta ask this to a therapist…I think”
'Where are all the single girls' = 'The women I make uncomfortable all tell me they have a boyfriend'
I'm just proud of all these single cops helping to improve the domestic abuse statistics. Hard to beat a spouse that doesn't exist
Lmfaooo omg
What's the matter are you butt hurt because you got a speeding ticket?
@@gamer61701 weak ass comeback
@@kermitthefrog5446 Sounds like I'm right.
@@gamer61701 bruh 💀
My job doesn’t tell me when my lunch break is, Cody does.
420th like
Knowing that there’s a bunch of cops out there frustrated In love terrifies me tbh
a dumb part of my brain wants to save one 😇
Terrified? Toughen up buttercup. I think people in the Middle East are "terrified".
@@Sisterlisk don't do it bro. I did that once. He was emotionally manipulative and he cheated multiple times 😐
@@Sisterliskgoogle "police 40%" and you'll never want to date one. and that statistic was self-reported too
@@Sisterlisk you're embarrassing yourself and all the girls.
The second cop be like:
Protecting and serving ✨💅🏻
Tbh I think he’s looking for a girl to cover up for his feminine side and/or bf 😂😂
I can’t wait for Cody’s son to grow up and watch these videos and realize his dad is one of the funniest ppl alive
So nice of Kelsey to let her husband make us more lunch time content
I think women are “afraid” to get involved with a cop because of the shocking spousal abuse rate, but sure def bc it’s a dangerous job..
yep motherhood becomes a dangerous job when ur spouse will definitely get ur own kids to hate u if he don't like u. marrying a cop should be on every parent's no-no list for their kids if they want them to have good lives.
Not to mention the record number of sexual misconduct cases with minors 💀
Your not a victim, your not oppressed, stop trying to be weirdo
@@JohnMuhammad-mg5wpget a life bae
@@Eddddddddeeeeeeeeeyyyyi 🤡
Ive been involved with a few cops in my day and they are either the nicest gentleman or the cringiest, loneliest weirdos you will ever meet and theres no in between.
A few cops? Where do you find them? Like how do you manage to bag a few?
@@jadexx1just waltz into the police union
I think these guys unfortunately fall into the latter
Agree, I dated the nice one, his friends are the cringe one
unfortunately cops are seen as "heroes" so their unholy covenant also employs well meaning youngsters into their ranks, slowly sucking every ounce of justice from their souls and leaving them hollow and bitter.
Love how the only one who wrote “I’m A cop” isn’t even a cop
Zade talking to us while Kelsey’s husband took a potty break was nice.
That second cop put the “serve” in “serve and protect”
under appreciated comment
I would just like to shoutout Zade the editor, his editing style is funny as hell I feel like he just amplifies the comedy. You're doing great dude!
I was cackling at how small Cody was in the car edit
I'm a firefighter. PLEASE do firefighters next. There are a million fire videos like these police ones.
Ong Cody please do these
I'm firefighter
Pleaseee
Thiss!!!
You guys are cool tho unlike cops
Law enforcement has one of the highest rates for domestic violence. Imagine being with an abuser and not being able to call anyone for help. These men can stay single. 🤷🏼♀️
The female cops aren't any different. arguably worse because women love revenge and can never let anything go.
No
Facts
@@pineappleparty1624 Except that you are right now. Cope and seethe.
@@thaloblue I am right now what..? At least make sense if you are going to talk to someone kid!
The “freeze, I'm Cop” scenario @ 7:40 😭
these are adults... posting shit that teenagers would find cringey. they shouldn't be in charge of a cellphone let alone a firearm. the fact that some of them are like "people tink im weird because i cop" rather than actually reflecting on shit that might make the people around them uncomfortable is just whack.
Weird people can still handle guns safely and with good judgement… but people cant wait to bring up that cops have guns. Yes lots of people have guns lol
These aren’t real posts, can you not tell they are just AI generated captions on random cop videos
@@remodz6385 It may or may not be AI generated but these are done by romance scammers, they have it with older women (attractive-looking) as well, talking about how lonely they are and how they cant find a man.
These are catfish and bait for older women so the people behind the account can scam them.
cops aren't posting this 😭 the videos are fake
@@remodz6385some of em are real for sure, but yeah the ones where it’s just a dude in gear walking and it’s like “wait… I’m cop do you find me pretty” are too similar to be real
Cody being somewhat oblivious to incel behavior is so funny.
I wish I was that innocent 😔
Because there is so such a thing only snowflakes
Its hilarious but also kinda sad when you deep that it’s because he’s a straight white male who probably will never have to encounter such in his life😭
@@ShroomyD are you an incel perhaps
Please who say there is no such thing as incel, is the incel. LOL!@@ShroomyD
Cody being short when he gets out of the chair kills me everytime😂
This was far more painful to watch than I expected it to be. I HATE IT PLEASE DO MORE
HAHA my feelings exactly
When he got up to piss I thought he was just going to go stand in the corner for a minute and then come back 💀💀💀
Cody has been displaced to the garage. He is truly a dad now.
Much like therapists and life coaches, there are only two kinds of people that want to be police: people with deep issues that they are not addressing, and really fantastic people who truly want to contribute to society and help other people. I think we know which of those two groups is featured here.
some therapists have childhood trauma but have equipped themselves with the tools to deal with it and now want to help others do the same
I’m therapist. Can confirm. Some weirdos in this field!
@@Sisterlisk I would consider those people in the "fanastic heros to society" group. It takes alot of really hard work to not only work on/learn about yourself & your trauma, and then choose to turn that into an avenue for others to do the same!
The problem with cops is the bad ones tend to either push away the good ones or turn them into bad ones.
acab
Zade is such a great editor, I really love what he adds to your already funny ass videos. and I always look forward to the post-credit memes and the song snippets!!! incwedible content
thank god i can finally eat my dinner from yesterday. just for this moment
same my brother
im scared of you. what is that name
@@juliakatherinexx wym? looks fine to me🤷🏽♂️
@@KweefKonsumer well it's not
@@smokejc type shi
I don’t know why but whenever the editor makes Cody tiny it makes me so happy.
A cop doing ballet followed by the Debby Ryan eyes was not on my bucket list for 2024 😭
That cop thought he was tired at 27.
Bless him
The editing is top tier, it makes the video 1000% more fun than it already is
Time for lunch I guess
Literally what I’m doing rn 😂
I've got last night's pizza warmed up in front of me, cody video, it's gonna be a goood break
Literally just went to lunch for work
I'm eating lunch at work watching right now😂
Lunch for time I guess
"There must be a version of CapCut for middle aged cops"
That was the funniest thing I've heard in awhile 😂
CopCut?
6:50 thank you zade for always editing cody like this
Editing?
@7:05 the mind game by zade was impeccable.
"women are afraid to get involved with guys in uniform because it's a dangerous job" nah babe we just don't want to get beat up 💀
Whats more dangerous the being a cop? Being a cop's wife.
yea like maybe its because they have guns and legal immunity a good amoutn of the time
@@samhain4287lmao I'm stealing that
Your not a victim Becky, stop it
@@samhain4287🤡🤡🤡🤡
I think the “I’m cop” videos are just like scammers stealing cops thirst trap vids and then tryna scheme on the vulnerable ladies out there
Deeefinitely.. That shit looks scammy AF
All of the “im weird” ones are lmfao
Came here to say this.
we're so lucky that scammers always have the inevitable achilles heel of being unable to speak proper english
Agreed lol
Literally gasped in disgust at the “let me examine you”
I just thought "you're a cop, not a doctor or a teacher"
Meanwhile someones grandma is getting mugged.
i live in new york city and during the "i'm cop" bit i genuinely thought the sirens and screams were just on my street
i started tearing up thinking about zade jr.
Bye bye Zade Jr 😈
so real
" shouldnt you be out like fighting crime"
LMAO
It makes him sound like Spider-man 😭
if any visually impaired audience members were wondering if cody is white i hope this video answered it for them 🙏
Ironically my crackhead neighbour was more helpful than the police when 4 men tried to break into my house. The crackhead saw them and they bolted so he came to the door and gave me his number so if they came back i could call him since he lives near-by. When i reported it to the police they said there was nothing they could do until they actually broke in. I was 22 at the time and lived alone, it was a really scary experience.
Damn, helped you out and you still call him a crackhead. Rude smh
@@TheLobsterLarry it's not an insult if it's true. Calling a spade a spade.
@@trashpanda3544 I mean not really the guy is also your neighbor you could have just said your neighbor but whatever.
@ArturGlass.C if I just said my neighbour, it wouldn't make sense in the context of the video. The tiktok said "next time you need help call a crackhead"
@@TheLobsterLarryshouldn't we be more concerned about the people who are paid tax money to serve and protect using the term crackhead? Pick your battles doofus.
OMG! Zade is literally the best editor 😂😂
‘I’m Cop’ sounds like the next Disney Channel movie that Danny should review
there's gotta be a template bc theres no way every cop has the same: " Age. Im (a) cop. describe how lonely you are. and then end it with a deep question ab life/love."
How am I supposed to eat lunch and barf at the same time?
"I love animals" "I'm not afraid of kids" "I wanna spend nights with a girlfriend" noticeably absent from any of these is "I will NOT abuse you domestically."
To be fair, isn't that usually implied? Like I would never approach a girl and say "so far my track record for beating the shit out of my GFs is spotless"
And where tf is "I respect cats' boundaries" lmao that would fool me for sure
Imagine dealing with the worst society has to offer on a regular basis, then coming home to a cynical, toxic creature. I say imagine, because...well...
@@SaltedRuby Then get a divorce.
I get what you're saying but "i will NOT abuse you" sounds suspiciously like they've done that in the past. Like feeling the need to specify
“I’m cop” has the same vibe as “I have purse”
I don’t get what purse is. Like a purse bag? So Tran vibes? Genuinely confused here and no I’m not a boomer
“Once again guys, I’m UA-camr” killed me
“Women don’t wanna get involved with police officers because it’s a deadly job” or maybe bc 40% of police officers spouses/families face domestic abuse, and that’s just the reported statistics, imagine how many are scared to report or it gets covered up. Not all police are violent or bad, but I truly believe a huge majority of people who choose to be officers do it so they can be in a position of power over others/inflict violence without repercussions. I’ve personally met a lot of officers who are disgusting people off the clock. They were Cheaters/predators/pedos/drug users/corrupt/violent
That study was done with a sample size of 728 officers and 479 spouses. The sample was drawn by Lanor Johnson in 1983. There was no information on response rates nor how officers were selected, nor how they were invited to participate.
There was also a newer study done by Neidig et al (1992). They surveyed 385 male officers, 40 female officers, and 115 female spouses. This data was from 1985. Apparently 33% of male officers reported receiving minor or severe violence from their wives and 33% of wives said they inflicted minor or severe violence on their spouses.
The thing with surveys is that it doesn't fully represent the truth. What matters is the sample size, the year it was done, the area it was done on, and how it was done. Simply believing every survey just because they were from somebody with a PhD is very naive. You can look up these studies yourself:
>Johnson, L.B. (1991). On the front lines: Police stress and family well-being.
>Neidig, P.H., Russell, H.E. & Seng, A.F. (1992). Interspousal aggression in law enforcement families: A preliminary investigation.
thats a statistic from the 1980's- aint no way ur referencing that
@@BilalBilal-xc5mc So the newer survey (by ten years) says basically the same thing and you still have a problem with it?
Thank god, I was almost alone with my thoughts
Couldn't stop laughing at the "I'm cop" and the insecurity.
They feel like an edgy insecure 14 year old 😭
I love how Cody threw up the 'thumb-first' "manly" version of counting to three in that first scenario. He's well aware of the trend (it's been covered with Kelsey) and I like to think that he carefully considered how to best portray this cop character. And *owned* it.
The insecurity is heavy
“i’m cop” husband and “i have purse” wife
I'm cop reminds me of ''I'm Radio Rebel''
The wilder thing is that this is how cops actually hit on you in real life and before TikTok 💀
I've been respectfully hit on by a few cops. It's nicer than married male coworkers casually flirting with you when their wife is in the other room.
@@Sisterliskso you'd rather get sexually assaulted than flirted with? Your head is screwed. You definitely send love letters to killers in prison because "oh they're hot". Jeez.
I’m contractor and housewives will flirt with me. But I don’t feed in to the jezebel! 😤 stay strong my sistas an brethren ✊🏿✊✊🏽
Despite the proof right in front of me, I can't believe grown men engage in this behavior.
Brother was out here replacing his duty with his booty
Wow, when Cody said, “I don’t even deserve a like on this video”, and turned away all sad like a weird boy, I had to hit the like.
Cops down bad are scary. Imagine getting pulled over, your heart is racing wondering what you did wrong, then a cop walks up and hits on you. The power dynamic is against you, you're not speaking properly form the previous anxiety, and you then have to wonder if you reject them, will they ticket you or arrest you for rejection. This is a specially American thing, but still.
Unfortunately I don't think cops abusing power is unique to America.
as someone from the UK where there’s a news story about a woman being in a very similar situation, it’s not just an american thing. power imbalances from cops are a worldwide thing, just read the stanford prison experiment lol
@@seanmatthewking possibly, but it's a HUGE problem here
Meh, power dynamics only work if you let them. Stand with some balls and you'll be able to hand life's BS.
@@GorditaSlimThere is a power dynamic between the average person and cops there’s no changing that no matter how confident you are.
THE EDITING AT 1:05 IS KILLER I LOVE THIS, okay now back to eating my lunch
Life is so beautiful with Cody and Zade being alive.
Don’t forget Zade Jr 😪✊🏾
Right on time for lunch, thanks Cody😊
I am cop is just the weird version of I’m just Ken
Cops not knowing why people don't like cops and taking it personally is what gets me.
"People don't like me just because I'm a cop." Sure, but have you tried looking outside of yourself?
Also love the "if you hate cops, don't rely on us" as it a cop's duty to protect and serve isn't unconditional. "Im not going to save you bc you called me a loser!" Imagine a fireman or emt saying that
Edit:
So I'm learning they don't have to protect and serve even though that sounds like their job...? As firemen, you are not required to take out fires, just drive by if you don't feel like it. As an emt, you can take as long as you want to get to the ER and you won't get in trouble. Even more, it makes "good cops" (you can only be so good, but the system is usually stronger than the individual) pull their weight even more. Just start the entire policing force from scratch
They do say shit like that. You just don’t know about it 😂
A lot of women like men in uniform, including cops. I think these guys were just fishing for compliments and wanting women to argue how attractive they are.
@@acegikm it looks so sad though 🥲
Except they're literally not required to protect or serve anything. Yay for us! 🫠
@@cassieandchloe1 what do they do then? and they wonder why people hate them 😌
since no one is mentioning it, I feel obligated to tell you Cody that the videos you’re watching, are made from other people. They take the videos of the cops in their original videos, strip the audio, and then add their own captions. The people who steal the videos often times don’t know English very well, which is why there are so many grammatical errors and why the posts are so similar.
PS. You’ll notice that that’s why what the caption says never matches up with how their lips are moving. It’s because they’re saying something else or lip synching another audio.
Thanks for explaining this lol. I’m not on tiktok and had no clue
@@jodestolo Yeah of course! Not many people would; I noticed it on instagram with videos of women being like “I’m 45 and still talk to my ex. My husband has left me because of this. Am I still beautiful”? They get so much engagement from people who think it’s real, and then you go to the page and realize there are hundreds of videos from women taken and re-used with dumb captions
also the one guy at 9:15 who is clearly in military garb, not a cop
@@isototes exactly
exactly what i was thinking. idk if this is some method to get people to dm them or what
Both my mom and dad are retired police officers, and I cannot fathom how embarrassing it would be if my dad in his 30s made thirst trap content on tiktok. I don’t think I would ever be the same
😂😭
Notably it's the single cops who are making thirst traps. As usual, married men are too busy being married to be misogynists online.
Love watching these while doing data entry at my job ❤
This video popped up in my suggestions and I’m so glad it did. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long😂 New sub🙋🏽♀️
That first officer realizes he can quit lol it’s not required to be a cop
zade really makes cody’s videos. thank u for the content kings
dating a cop would be terrifying. the power imbalance alone is too much for anyone to handle. What if the relationship goes sour? there are so many women who are constantly looking over their shoulder because they dated a cop once. The possibility for stalking is increased quite a bit, cops also protect themselves not the public so your safety is automatically jeopardized. Not to mention the stats on how many cops commit domestic abuse. We as a society do not need cops, we need a new system. If you're lonely and want a girl maybe don't get a job known for hurting women and people in general.
like fr domestic abuse is the worst w/ cops bc the law will not help you at all
Yes to all of this!!!
Your not oppressed Becky, you are not a victim Becky
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Statistically 40% of police officers' wives experience domestic violence. Between 2009 and 2014, over 1000 officers were fired for sexual misconduct, a third of which involved minors (AP, 2023). Not to mention the record number of unlawful killings and police brutality. In the UK, the Sarah Everard case in 2021 sparked nationwide protests after an officer abducted, r4p3d and murdered a woman by luring her under the pretence of 'arresting' her.
Cody giving I Have Purse with the recurring Im Cop bit
I LOVE THESE MEMES AT THE END OF CODY KO. UGH 10/10 EDITOR YESSS
The editor had a field day w this video 😭 he’s killing it it’s so entertaining
The first dancing cop bro 🤣
absolutely loving kelseys " for the girls&gays " vocab creeping into codys vocab too
brooooo, cody's face at 12:15 is sooo funny. he looks so disgusted and then the cop shows his hips and cody gulped like a nervous little school girl being seduced by her teacher💀💀
Omg hahah I just noticed that
they're all single because their wives left them after they beat them
"I'm Cop" reminds me of Kelsey's "I have purse" 😂
“I’m cop”
Is the equivalent of
“I have purse”
Zade killin it w the edits once again