This is the worst movie ever made. DO NOT WATCH IT | So Bad It's Good #68 - After Last Season

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    What did we watch? How did this happen? Who made it? Why do I do this to myself? After Last Season is a movie in which a bunch of actors are duped into filming in an abandoned building with seemingly no microphones, one light, and a confused crew. You've been warned.
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  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 2 роки тому +372

    That opening scene was 100% shot in a nine year old girl’s emptied out bedroom. There’s Strawberry Shortcake wallpaper under that copy paper.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +44

      🤣 🤣

    • @I_like_turtles_67
      @I_like_turtles_67 2 роки тому +13

      It's giving me flashbacks of Jessie's room in full house. With the rabbit wallpaper.

    • @mareklame8589
      @mareklame8589 2 роки тому +15

      "shot in a nine year old girl’s emptied out bedroom" The real mystery is what happened to the nine y/o girl.

    • @SaylerT
      @SaylerT 2 роки тому +1

      Dude.

    • @ErikN1982
      @ErikN1982 2 роки тому +15

      @@mareklame8589 Who do you think directed and edited it?

  • @echochamber4420
    @echochamber4420 2 роки тому +280

    Fun Facts:
    The film was only released in 4 cities. Afterward distributors called each theatre individually and told them to burn the prints because it was cheaper than sending them back.
    This film's director Mark Region wrote ninety percent of its reviews on IMDb.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +58

      🤣

    • @Ammeeeeeeer
      @Ammeeeeeeer 2 роки тому +3

      🤣😱🤣😱🤣😱🤣

    • @thorninhio46
      @thorninhio46 2 роки тому +45

      Have those 4 cities ever recovered?

    • @fiddlestyxify
      @fiddlestyxify 2 роки тому +15

      Dear God.....does that mean any existing prints of this film could potentially become collectors' items?

    • @echochamber4420
      @echochamber4420 2 роки тому +70

      It was released in Atlantis, Pompeii, Babylon and Shangri-La, so that should tell you how it all turned out.

  • @bryanharrison3889
    @bryanharrison3889 2 роки тому +118

    After seeing those 3d graphics I was like "oh. Ok, this movie was made in the early 90s" but then I kept thinking.... and I looked it up. THIS MOVIE WAS MADE IN 2009. I can't believe what I'm seeing.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +17

      It's utterly insane.

    • @jimmyfingers227
      @jimmyfingers227 2 роки тому +26

      Few interesting facts I dig up:
      -This film cost 5millions USD out of which 40k went towards film rest was for cgi!
      -You are not wrong film took 10 years to make!
      I'm sure the only reason why this movie was made was to laundry money, since start. That was also why the director used pseudonym and wanted film elements to be burn after almost non existent release. This here was part of a felony.

    • @montyp2000
      @montyp2000 2 роки тому +7

      I think they found an old CD-ROM of After Dark screen savers and tried to make a movie around it.

    • @heisenbergII
      @heisenbergII 2 роки тому +6

      It’s worth noting this movie came out the same year that Avatar, Star Trek, District 9, and Transformers 2 came out. All of those films had ground breaking cgi/vfx that shaped visual effects today😂

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ Рік тому +2

      @@montyp2000 Fun fact: Birdemic was made by using screensaver birds.
      Ok not perhaps completely true but it really, really could be! :D

  • @thomasirwin4099
    @thomasirwin4099 2 роки тому +181

    My sides hurt from laughing at your reactions to this movie. If I'm reading you correctly, this movie is so bad that people would have walked out of it on an airplane. Thanks for suffering for all of our betterment.

  • @jgaines4
    @jgaines4 2 роки тому +5

    I'm an MRI tech, and I'm about to share this vid with everyone in our department.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      Was it hard for you to tell it wasn't a real MRI machine? 🤣

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz Рік тому +12

    According to all on-line sources the budget for this movie was $5,000,000.
    This only makes sense if this was a money laundering scheme.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 5 місяців тому

      Someone lied, almost certainly the man who made the thing. Why is that so difficult to grasp?

    • @leeks1408
      @leeks1408 2 місяці тому +1

      Did they order steak and lobster for craft services or something?! Cuz there’s no way the budget for anything on screen broke 4-5 figures 🤣

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 5 днів тому

      ​@@leeks1408at $5,000,000, they bought steak and lobster for the entire population of Boca Raton, FL. There's no way this film even cost $5,000.

  • @BlackMetal_Goat
    @BlackMetal_Goat 2 роки тому +128

    This really does make Segal movies look good, thank you for always making my Sunday better.

    • @ACOnetwork
      @ACOnetwork 2 роки тому +8

      Hehe, I was thinking similarly 😂🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +28

      Seagal's work is magical compared to this. Hope you got some laughs.

    • @ACOnetwork
      @ACOnetwork 2 роки тому +3

      @@JasonBrant Yes I did. Today I watched The Adjustment Bureau 2011 movie 😁

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 2 роки тому +1

      Wow! That is a statement. Pure and simple, truth if ever truth exists. I concur most heartily.

    • @D_Rogers
      @D_Rogers 2 роки тому

      110% for sure! I was picturing Disney characters, because that's what the last owner of my house left up there for me... :D

  • @thewolfwhocries
    @thewolfwhocries 2 роки тому +31

    I'm STRUGGLING to believe they actually spent 5 million in making this movie 🤯🤯🤯

    • @-BuddyGuy
      @-BuddyGuy Рік тому +5

      They definitely didn't spend 5 million.

    • @swostika-m8x
      @swostika-m8x Рік тому +1

      @@-BuddyGuy for the cartoons they did

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@swostika-m8x4 years earlier Hoodwinked, a 8 million dollars CGI movie came out, so I'm pretty dubious about the amount spent on these scenes.🤔

    • @KevinKeys-KK
      @KevinKeys-KK 4 місяці тому +5

      This feels like someone needed to "hide" 5 million so shot a move for 5k and said it cost 5mil.

  • @aepsira9220
    @aepsira9220 2 роки тому +66

    I’m genuinely shocked that you guys actually sat through the whole thing. You’ve mentioned before about stopping a movie if it’s so bad and moving on to something else. Bravo for y’all staying awake and finishing it. Idk if I could have sat through that. During this video each of y’all broke down in some way and it was absolutely gold. 😂😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +12

      We haven't stopped a movie yet, but this could have been the first. It was brutal.

    • @booty2k
      @booty2k 2 роки тому +2

      @@JasonBrant you're all troopers. I can't say that I would have.
      Have I watched it? Haha. No. No I'm not doing that to myself. Glad you guys did though. Great content 🤣

    • @CalRoberts-gx3jt
      @CalRoberts-gx3jt 8 місяців тому

      I reckon this is No.2 behind Santa & Ice Cream Bunny

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi Місяць тому

      ​@@CalRoberts-gx3jtI think they're equally horrific. The Santa one was creepy and incompetent, this one is just exceptionally low effort and incompetent. Just terrible. 😂

  • @jamesseed1752
    @jamesseed1752 2 роки тому +28

    This is like that movie The Ring, but instead of someone coming out of your TV, you're trying to shove your head through your TV to electrocute yourself.

  • @themark443
    @themark443 2 роки тому +57

    This movie is the shits...my goodness. Reading the wiki on the production of this movie is simply incredible. A $5 million budget, and they shot it all in one house in 5-6 days and goddamn does it show.

    • @nolanolivier6791
      @nolanolivier6791 2 роки тому +19

      ...5 million dollars!!!!????

    • @BradyBegeman
      @BradyBegeman 2 роки тому +28

      Whoa…money laundering?

    • @dc9662
      @dc9662 2 роки тому +31

      Someone walked away with five million dollars.

    • @torarinvik4920
      @torarinvik4920 2 роки тому +4

      No way. Very, very rarely do producers tell you what a movie cost to make. Waterworld for instance is known for claiming it's budget is way higher than what experts believe it is afaik. Just like Things from 1989 claimed it cost 35 000 USD but yet it's obviosly shot on 8 mm/super 8. For 35 000 they would have used at the very least 16mm and nothing in the movie supports that it cost anything more than an amateur budget. It's basically a hobby film made by a few buddies in a cabin. As far as ALS goes I had a friend who did 3D animation for a hobby in around year 2001, and the animations he did were similar to the ones I saw on the trailer of After last season. There is no way this movie cost anything close to 5 million usd. Remember Friday the 13th is claimed to have cost 500 000 usd to make, and Cannibal Holocaust claimed 100 000 usd both shot in 1980. The rule of thumb is that if a movie is made for a very low budget they brag how they did it for less than it cost. If a movie costs a lot of money they usually go the other way and brag that it cost much more. Just basic marketing strategy.

    • @brianugartegonzalez4627
      @brianugartegonzalez4627 2 роки тому +5

      5 million Monopoly dollars maybe... but I don't see that here. 50 thousand... more like.

  • @treadstone1138
    @treadstone1138 2 роки тому +45

    When the movie abruptly ended, I swear to God the look on Erin's face was like she just discovered there was no Santa Claus. And that it was her dad eating all the cookies. And then looking at you as if to say: wha...wha...what? Total betrayal! LOL. Oh God I laughed until my sides hurt and my kid was staring at me.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +5

      I wasn't exaggerating when I said this broke her 🤣

    • @treadstone1138
      @treadstone1138 2 роки тому +4

      @@JasonBrant between this one and the Mighty Barbarians I definitely think Erin lost several brain cells. LOL

  • @andreiaromanesei9270
    @andreiaromanesei9270 2 роки тому +23

    To this day every intelligence agency around the world uses this movie as a torture device

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +6

      🤣 Anyone would spill their guts after ten minutes. Erin couldn't stop babbling, either.

  • @usxxgrant
    @usxxgrant 2 роки тому +64

    This movie makes it look like those awful "Sci Fi Original" movies should have gotten Oscar nominations.
    Thanks for your hard work and suffering. Keep up the good work!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 роки тому +4

      Better Sci-Fi than SyFy (pronounced siffy)

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +4

      SciFi originals are WAY better than this.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 роки тому +4

      @@JasonBrant Hell, Uwe Boll movies are better than this🤣🤣🤣

    • @billborg8104
      @billborg8104 2 роки тому +3

      It's even worst than 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'.

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ Рік тому +2

      @@billborg8104 P9FOS had sets, genuine actors, effects, film crew with producers, editors, cameramen, lighting, costume, make-up, props deps... It 's basicly a AAA-film compared to this, this is so bad it doesn't deserve a letter!

  • @brianbaker3654
    @brianbaker3654 2 роки тому +76

    You guys truly make Sundays great! Thanks once again Jason.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +14

      It's truly my pleasure. Except for this movie.

    • @BigMikeDTW
      @BigMikeDTW 2 роки тому

      Making Sundays Great Again, one shitty movie at a time!

  • @moribundtoot8183
    @moribundtoot8183 2 роки тому +103

    How on Earth did you get through this without developing PTSD? I mean ... this was amazing! The cardboard alone. That MRI machine was pure set dressing brilliance. I think Erin unfortunately may need a factory reset.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +18

      🤣 🤣 It took a bit for her to reboot.

    • @JoshuaKirtley
      @JoshuaKirtley 2 роки тому +11

      I think you mean "PPTPTSD". Lol

  • @011keepers
    @011keepers 2 роки тому +32

    I had to look this up once you said it was released in theaters, and here is a actual review: can really only be described as a lesson in self control because at first, I wanted to leave, then I wanted to scream at the movie, then it became funny, and then it reached that level where it crawls under your skin and agitates you with the questions that rise from having been witness to it."[5]

  • @zatozatoichi7920
    @zatozatoichi7920 Рік тому +4

    "Director Mark Region has cited The Sixth Sense and The Exorcist as inspirations for After Last Season. The film was shot on 35mm film, and principal photography took place over five or six days in one house with fake medical equipment made from cardboard. According to Region, the film had a budget of $5 million, with $30,000 to $40,000 spent on filming and the majority of the remaining amount spent on the film's computer animated neural visualization sequences."
    Noooo...nononononooo...

  • @sir_spam-alot
    @sir_spam-alot 2 роки тому +11

    I love that the lab coats have the creases from the packaging. Couldn't be bothered to iron them.

    • @SCFowler1175
      @SCFowler1175 2 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Panicagq2
      @Panicagq2 2 роки тому

      Seriously, or a quick 20 minute tumble in a freaking dryer fer chrissakes lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      Zero effort went into the production. It's insane.

  • @DarkMalcontent
    @DarkMalcontent 2 роки тому +11

    This rivals "Manos: The Hands of Fate" in other mind melting ability.
    The highlights of this episode include:
    The line about Erin's feet that I will go on record and state this is where the Erin's Feet Focus option come to be. (ONLY for patreon subscribers!:p)
    The slow mental dissolve you can see on ALL of your faces as the movie begins as we reach "The end"
    And the moment the state of the art CGi broke Erin's brain and she began merely telling us what pretty things she saw :p
    All in all. Made my day. Considering me subscribed.
    -Mal

  • @Runningcheetah1
    @Runningcheetah1 2 роки тому +85

    Well, didn’t take long to be able to hit the like button as Erin crushed it with the perfectly timed No Retreat No Surrender call back/joke. Brilliant! Keep up the great work guys, this content is awesome.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +7

      Thanks, Rick!

    • @RandomNPC001
      @RandomNPC001 2 роки тому +2

      @@JasonBrant I would love to see you guys reaction to Backuroo Bonzai, Robot Jox or Zardoz! Specially Zardoz, that movie is like eating a weed brownie while sipping shroom tea sweetened with LSD and best part is that it features Sean Connery!

    • @bilakos1987
      @bilakos1987 2 роки тому

      What's the No Retreat No Surrender call back?

    • @gustavofernandes6314
      @gustavofernandes6314 2 місяці тому

      ​@@RandomNPC001I have zardoz.... It's incredibly weird but it's cool

  • @KillerKrieg
    @KillerKrieg 2 роки тому +13

    I love that Erin is a more regular part of the show now. I would say that more hosts = better episode. 2 is good, 3 is better, and 4 is only for the epic of epics of bad movies. The commentary is delightful chaos for those XD

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      I think we'll do a four person episode again in the next few weeks.

    • @KillerKrieg
      @KillerKrieg 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant Wooo!!

  • @cloud2018
    @cloud2018 2 роки тому +18

    Loving the sleep deprived Linda Blair moment. It's like her soul left her body and she was temporarily possessed by a Nyquil fueled demon.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 роки тому +5

      "NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q!!!"
      bonus points for anyone who gets it.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +5

      She completely lost it 🤣

  • @robertflores7819
    @robertflores7819 2 роки тому +15

    There are scenes in this “movie” where the sound is so bad it sounds like Charlie Brown’s teachers.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      I couldn't understand most of the dialogue.

  • @kanjoracer4914
    @kanjoracer4914 2 роки тому +14

    How talented the director is to use the same warehouse from ''Reservoir Dogs'' and create a more horrific memorable film...

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +2

      Haha!

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 Рік тому

      It is a great callback, considering they got Tarantino himself to play the serial killer.

  • @phdupont2500
    @phdupont2500 2 роки тому +10

    Even Ed Wood would watch this abomination and say, "Have some pride, you clowns!" I made a movie in high school using an 80s camcorder with better production values.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +5

      Ed Wood would be embarrassed by this 🤣

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 5 місяців тому

      @@JasonBrant at least Ed didn't put his graveyard set in a 9 year old girl's pink bedroom

  • @TheChiefpokishi
    @TheChiefpokishi 2 роки тому +29

    God that was a rough one. I had the same reaction as Erin when the movie ended. What the hell does everyone do after a sitting through a turdfest like that? Do you take a nap? Eat a container of ice cream? Go to the park and shoot some hoops?

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 роки тому +2

      I turn on Saints Row, or GTA, and murder civilians. Race through the streets in a tank, blowing shit up.

    • @FlyboyHelosim
      @FlyboyHelosim 2 роки тому +3

      @@megatronjenkins2473 Oof. You just described what's happening in Ukraine right about now.

    • @Tcoldsteel
      @Tcoldsteel 2 роки тому

      Wait for the acid to wear off

    • @parisgreen4600
      @parisgreen4600 2 роки тому +1

      Sit down and work on my own script, because it's gotta be better!

    • @monsieurdubitatif8567
      @monsieurdubitatif8567 2 роки тому

      My best advice is to have a few drinks afterward.
      It help, i know.😐

  • @jobbo_
    @jobbo_ 2 роки тому +9

    You've gone through the looking glass with this. This is like a new genre of bad: so bad you can't even begin to pay attention to what's happening or what's being said.

  • @lobokurg2786
    @lobokurg2786 2 роки тому +13

    "Spheres! Phantasm!" Great fucking callout. That's gotta be one of the best B-horror franchises of all time.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      We love Phantasm.

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc 2 роки тому +1

      @@JasonBrant Phantasm is f'kn brilliant. Among the best of the best low budget movies ever.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 2 роки тому

      Yes, Tall Man RULES!

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc 2 роки тому

      @@nurse425 BOYYYyyyyy!!!!!!!!

  • @Rem1Gnova
    @Rem1Gnova Рік тому +4

    I never thought that Birdemic would look professional in comparison to anything. How wrong I was

  • @mikealan208
    @mikealan208 2 роки тому +7

    Please consider finding these actors to interview them. They have been in other stuff. I must know the backstory to the production. This movie is going to cause me to lose sleep over it’s complete incompetence.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      I'd love to interview them.

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 7 місяців тому +2

    Jason looks like someone trying to work out who the Zodiac killer is using marker pens and post-it notes. This is one of the best videos on UA-cam.

  • @citizensallianceaustralia2025
    @citizensallianceaustralia2025 2 роки тому +10

    I think you guys have finally done it. Erin has been so broken she went full Awakenings, with her head at the 25th minute. I hope this is not the last we see of Queen E. This is obviously someone's filmmaking school project.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      She broke, but she's on the mend.

  • @OneMagilla
    @OneMagilla 2 роки тому +10

    Can we take a second to acknowledge the fact that this movie had a budget of $5 Million.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +7

      There isn't more than $50 on screen.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 2 роки тому

      Drugs. Money Laundering. No other explanation. And the actors were junkies held hostage at gu point to keep the costs down.

    • @hawker7488
      @hawker7488 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant That's only if the actors were still holding their wallets during filming...

  • @Kaijufro
    @Kaijufro 2 роки тому +4

    It’s like the filmmakers heard lighting was required but had no idea how to use it.

  • @Jorendo
    @Jorendo Рік тому +2

    Movie: "We have a living room with a room next to it"
    Jason: "Most houses do"
    Me: "My living room has a room above it, but I'm fancy like that"

  • @FatalDevotee1
    @FatalDevotee1 2 роки тому +11

    This movie seemed to me like it was a live action story board of a first draft concept of a movie. And it should have been called "Place Holder the Movie".

  • @flashfoxful
    @flashfoxful 2 роки тому +1

    I defy you to come up with a more iconic closing line than "We have a room... next to the living room". I'll wait

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 2 роки тому +36

    1 minute in and I'd swear this was a home made movie so I had to look it up. An actual production company spent 5 million dollars on this.....Should have just given that money to charity, would have been a much better way to spend it.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 2 роки тому +4

      $5 million? 😭😭😭😭 lol

    • @daviddavid2890
      @daviddavid2890 2 роки тому +11

      Must've been 5 million Zimbabwean dollars

    • @ThePauseMenuVlog
      @ThePauseMenuVlog 2 роки тому +9

      5 million? That was pocketed and stolen. Ridiculous

    • @nsob8897
      @nsob8897 2 роки тому +1

      I thought the same thing. Gotta be somebody's home movie. Haha well people's ability to waste is at least equal to our ability to create...
      I dont want to explore that further. I already have little faith in people right now. Hahaha

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 роки тому +5

      Bullshtako, they spent MAX $50, the rest went in a Cayman Islands bank account!

  • @chrisadkins8321
    @chrisadkins8321 11 місяців тому +2

    The best theory I’ve heard for the paper is that it was there as a reference point for adding cgi in post. But they either ran out of money, or the animator bailed, and they had to release the movie as is.

  • @brianmcg321
    @brianmcg321 2 роки тому +4

    Not all hero’s wear capes. I stand and applaud you for your dedication and willingness to suffer for our enjoyment.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      Thanks! This one was brutal.

  • @Noturdudee6679
    @Noturdudee6679 2 роки тому +4

    Just discovered this channel !! Such a gem of a channel! Will start religiously watching your videos!

  • @vhsguru1953
    @vhsguru1953 2 роки тому +3

    The only thing that was more shocking then this film, is the fact that Steven Seagal actually joined the Russian Special Forces and is fighting on their side in the Ukraine now. No shit

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      Zero percent chance that's true. His fat ass can't walk up a flight of stairs. He's lounging on a couch covered in potato crumbs, not fighting a war.

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant Maybe it’s true but he’s still trying to walk to his car.

  • @robertjohnson592
    @robertjohnson592 2 роки тому +20

    Best part of the weekend, watching these vids! The budget was 5 MILLION! it was written directed and produced by one man. and it shows! My guess he got a loan for a film spent 4.99 million on drugs the rest on the film.

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 роки тому +5

      I won't say a thing mate....enjoy.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +9

      That makes as much sense as his BS story about spending the budget on CG.

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 2 роки тому +2

      Distributors called the theaters and told them to burn the copies because it was cheaper than sending them back lol(all four theaters it was released to)

    • @robertjohnson592
      @robertjohnson592 2 роки тому +2

      @@JasonBrant CG.......Cardboard Glue?

    • @BigMikeDTW
      @BigMikeDTW 2 роки тому

      What they didn't tell you is that the $5 million was in Monopoly money.

  • @Dwainecurtis2001
    @Dwainecurtis2001 9 місяців тому +2

    This movie makes Neil Breens vanity project movies Oscar worthy.

  • @MOONSUN4Life
    @MOONSUN4Life 2 роки тому +4

    26:26 That was my reaction the whole time.
    Watching you guys suffer through this entire mess (calling it a movie at this point is an insult to movies) made me fully appreciate what you put yourselves through for our entertainment. I'm sorry.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      Thanks for appreciating our sacrifice 🤣

  • @zam55555
    @zam55555 2 роки тому +3

    Worst movie ever = best episode of this show ever. My stomach hurts from laughter.

  • @thewatcher6295
    @thewatcher6295 2 роки тому +6

    That “movie” was awful. My favorite part was the MRI machine. I couldn’t stop laughing at it. I want to watch that “movie “ now. The sets were amazingly bad.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      Avoid this at all costs. It's brutal!

    • @thewatcher6295
      @thewatcher6295 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant I Totally get it that your trying to save my sanity. It's like a train wreck where your looking if you can see any gory stuff, but then you see the gory stuff and you are like oh no, I should have not looked at it! I cant help myself! I like to live dangerously.

  • @castortroy6588
    @castortroy6588 2 роки тому +2

    Church and Jason Brant on a Sunday , name a better duo ! Hope everyone is safe and well , God bless y'all 🙌 🙏

  • @smoppet
    @smoppet 2 роки тому +5

    I'd be impressed by the MRI if this was a high school production.
    Also, I forgot about the CGI parts and lost it when you guys got there

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +2

      You forgot the CG? 🤣 It's a third of the movie. It's burned into my brain.

    • @smoppet
      @smoppet 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant It's best for my health to forget this movie 😭

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan 5 місяців тому +2

    This is the third bad movie show I’ve seen this movie reviewed on, and in every case, someone at some point comes to the conclusion that the film maker must have been mentally disturbed.

  • @randywatson8347
    @randywatson8347 2 роки тому +3

    Unbelievable you guys didn't hit 100k subs. I like your format the last couple of years. Keep up the good work guys!👍

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      Thanks so much! Hopefully we'll get to 100k soon.

  • @davidprice5678
    @davidprice5678 Рік тому +2

    I heard they use to torture Guantanamo Bay prisoners by making them watch this film

  • @APieceOfLiquid
    @APieceOfLiquid 2 роки тому +31

    Wow. This "film" could be used as torture haha. It was hilarious that it was so bad, that you guys just talked over it and it didn't matter lol.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +5

      Erin couldn't stop. 🤣

    • @APieceOfLiquid
      @APieceOfLiquid 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 2 роки тому +1

      According to iIMDB it was only released to 4 cities, and after airing the movies the distributors called the theaters and told them to burn their copies because it was cheaper than sending them back.

    • @APieceOfLiquid
      @APieceOfLiquid 2 роки тому

      @@nignamedmutt7270 thats hilarious.

  • @paulmazierski5945
    @paulmazierski5945 2 роки тому +3

    According to Wiki, this film had a budget of $5MM of which $30-$40K went to filming, the rest to those amazing animation sequences. Good lord is this bad. Those sets are worse than every high school musical I've ever seen.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +2

      A crackhead could have done better.

  • @erikhawkke4861
    @erikhawkke4861 2 роки тому +13

    Well, that looked like it hurt.. a lot. Classic movie ending! Did the title actually have anything to do with anything in the film? You should try Starcrash as a palette cleanser. It's way way way more fun.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 2 роки тому +1

    If that’s supposed to be an MRI scanner it needs to be loud. Put earmuffs on people and add suitable noise and it’s appreciably nearer realistic. Still looks like paper and cardboard, but…

  • @Babyface7216
    @Babyface7216 2 роки тому +6

    Been down the rabbit whole with your content, and now I’m officially subbed! Keep up the great work!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      Thanks, Will. Welcome aboard!

  • @sergeantzombo266
    @sergeantzombo266 2 роки тому

    What baffles me is this paragraph. “According to Region, the film had a budget of $5 million, with $30,000 to $40,000 spent on filming and the majority of the remaining amount spent on the film's computer animated neural visualization sequences.” That cost 5 million?!

  • @Controllerbreaker
    @Controllerbreaker 2 роки тому +6

    It's 10 am here. Two minutes into this and I had to crack a beer. Good God this makes seagal look decent

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      Haha, that's pretty early for a beer, but this movie demands it.

  • @SEXCOPTER_RUL
    @SEXCOPTER_RUL Рік тому +1

    This is my new favorite channel.
    If you can find these two movies, you will NOT regret it.
    Black ninja: dudes wearing literal brightly colored ninja suits that say "nin" on the front and "ja" on the back, and the camera work is so bad the black lead character's face has most of his features obscured by terrible lighting.
    The other movie is called "black rage" i believe its a vanity project where two slaves escape the plantation but one of the brothers is albino....its the director btw who wanted to be on the movie so bad that he just said "he's albino" so it might be the only case of white black face

  • @UnspecifiedHandle
    @UnspecifiedHandle 2 роки тому +9

    Erin's laugh is the glue that holds this together.

  • @dacenmarus1618
    @dacenmarus1618 2 роки тому +1

    That scene with the brick wall and vertical pipe made me think this was a bunch of theatre or film majors making a movie while most people were away from university on holiday break

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      That makes as much sense as anything else.

  • @stevenarrona95
    @stevenarrona95 2 роки тому +10

    I can only imagine that the guy who made this had a paper supply store that went out of business and they decided to make this environment and soul killing turd.

  • @tbd5041
    @tbd5041 2 роки тому +9

    This movie is like getting a turd for Christmas. Thank you for enduring the cringe to bring us the entertainment.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      I'd rather discover diarrhea in my stocking than watch this again.

  • @akicitaa.8233
    @akicitaa.8233 2 роки тому +13

    I really like Erin. She's a great addition to the channel.

  • @danebarry
    @danebarry Рік тому +1

    I want so badly, to watch bad movies with friends. But its more difficult than you might think. You guys help to scratch that itch. Thank you!

  • @timelink3315
    @timelink3315 2 роки тому +4

    This looks more like a bad student film project complemented with some first year students 3D animation projects than an actual movie.

  • @VolkswagenNut1969
    @VolkswagenNut1969 Рік тому +1

    I went to high school back in the 1980s.
    The kids in the drama class back then with zero money, a time crunch of a week or so and a late 1970s VHS camera even did a better job on their projects than this. 😮

  • @axeman3d
    @axeman3d 2 роки тому +6

    I mentioned this in the comments of your live stream. This piece of shit cost about $5 million to make, if you can believe that. The director created a bunch of fake accounts on IMDB and praised his own movie for how avant garde it was and how it took the road less traveled. It is a mystery how the hell they got away with this.

    • @cskrepetos
      @cskrepetos 2 роки тому +1

      I read that, too - $5million...where did it go? Where did it come from? So many questions...

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      I blame you for this.

    • @bluesquiddemon
      @bluesquiddemon 2 роки тому +1

      @@cskrepetos there's a theory that the people who did the "digital art" just conned him, which is funny but it was probably just some laundering thing since the maker himself said the effects took up most of the budget

    • @axeman3d
      @axeman3d 2 роки тому

      Ralph The Movie Maker did a good video on this one, and he tried to figure out what the hell happened to the money. We're talking Room levels of cash, but Tommy Wiseau actually BOUGHT movie cameras and got professionals to film it all for his cash. This is just an amatuerish turd and someone walked away rich.

    • @michaelrichter1465
      @michaelrichter1465 2 роки тому

      @@cskrepetos That MRI was easy $4.8M. The ones on Craigslist were going for about that anyway. So I'd say it all checks out.

  • @bmoviefanatic
    @bmoviefanatic 2 роки тому

    Wow!!! The inner strength the three of you have to power through this monster was next level. Another great one! I'm going to be greedy and believe this was me at 9:40 regarding the Eliminators movie review although I'm sure a bunch of people have commented on it too lol. Now, to watch it over on Patreon.

  • @acmills347
    @acmills347 2 роки тому +15

    Ceiling fan shot was my favourite part 😍
    Should of been called "The $5 Million Dollar Embezzlement"

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +2

      The ceiling fan shot is just... wth.

    • @BenetteG
      @BenetteG 2 роки тому +3

      @@JasonBrant its a fan service scene

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      @@BenetteG 🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      @@Stevie-J 🤣

  • @karenhall4645
    @karenhall4645 11 місяців тому +1

    I had to find some information on this. It said it was shot in only 5 or 6 days in one house with sets made from cardboard. It had a budget of only $5 million.
    At many theaters it made so little that the film reels were destroyed because it was cheaper than returning them. 😂

  • @mannsporte
    @mannsporte 2 роки тому +4

    Guys, I love watching you guys suffer through bad movies but we gotta draw the line somewhere… And I think, this is it!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      Fortunately, it can only go up from here.

  • @Geredis089
    @Geredis089 2 роки тому +1

    So, this is what happens when a movie blows its entire budget on digital effects in 1991.

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 2 роки тому +6

    Just when you think you've seen the worst movie humanity has to offer, Hollywood says:
    "Hold my beer"! LOL
    If you want to watch REAL cinematic excrement: *ANYTHING* from Uwe Boll! I wish I had THAT guys ability to scam money from producers!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +4

      I'm looking forward to watching Uwe Boll's nonsense.

    • @RustBunny
      @RustBunny 2 роки тому +1

      @@JasonBrant You are going to regret that.

    • @limp_dickens
      @limp_dickens 2 роки тому +1

      Better be careful, he might challenge you to a boxing match 😂

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor 2 роки тому +1

    From the Wiki: "The film received negative reviews, with criticism being aimed at its acting, visuals, animations, and the perceived convolution of its plot. The film grossed so little in the few theatres it was shown at, the film's reels were destroyed, as this was cheaper than returning them." Says everything you need to know.

    • @ExUSSailor
      @ExUSSailor 2 роки тому +1

      The director doesn't star in it, but, he filled just about every other role on the crew, screenwriter, producer, etc. So, it really should still qualify as a vanity project.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      I'm baffled by everything about this. The director seems fishy to me, too.

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 2 роки тому +8

    Here we go, feet up with a brew time and watch a bit of hilarious nonsense lol

  • @pkidawmbt
    @pkidawmbt 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't think I would see a movie that made "The Room" look good.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, at least 'The Room' kinda had production values, LOL

    • @pkidawmbt
      @pkidawmbt 2 роки тому

      @@nurse425 seriously. this movie here was worse than some school plays I've seen.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      The Room was entertaining, at least.

    • @pkidawmbt
      @pkidawmbt 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant yeah, 100%. I'm honestly impressed you watched this one all the way through.

  • @iatebambismom
    @iatebambismom 2 роки тому +10

    Small note: It's not "Ten Sixths", it's "Ten and Six". Ten shillings and Sixpence. Old British currency system.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      I'm assuming it's named that because the ABV is 10.6%.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 2 роки тому +4

      Right-o guv'na!

  • @calebjohnson5058
    @calebjohnson5058 2 роки тому

    Y’all have unmatched commentary for your films you watch. Thank you.

  • @cupidstunt22
    @cupidstunt22 2 роки тому +6

    Thankyou for your sacrifice

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      It was a rough one.

    • @cupidstunt22
      @cupidstunt22 2 роки тому

      @@JasonBrant I think Erin needs an engineer reset.

  • @jq_public
    @jq_public 2 роки тому +2

    That’s not “…her haircut!!! That’s a man, baby!!!” What’s great about this “movie” shows we can all make movies if we rent an old bldg. I just need to master the art of fighting without standing.

  • @ItsJustJoeC
    @ItsJustJoeC 2 роки тому +4

    This was rough. I can legitimately say that I built better set pieces in high school play production nearly two decades ago. If you guys want to see the worst movie that I've ever seen check out The Misty Green Sky from 2016. It's 100% CGI that's on the level of the old Transformers Beast Wars cartoon.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      I'll take a look. Thanks!

  • @goemboeck
    @goemboeck 2 роки тому +1

    Cheers guys! Even I had to pop one open because of the sheer quality of this cinematic audiovisual masterpiece.

  • @MichaelMichael-us6wq
    @MichaelMichael-us6wq 2 роки тому +3

    Finally, someone will react to the entire thing. As I heard this film from another reviewer.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +3

      I hadn't even heard of this before.

  • @brandyw4285
    @brandyw4285 7 місяців тому +1

    I found the full length version of this and even a bag of psychedelic mushrooms and edibles weren't enough to power me through

  • @georgebonney90
    @georgebonney90 2 роки тому +4

    I looked this movie up and it had a budget of $5million,unbelievable

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 роки тому +1

      You read that wrong, it was $5.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      I don't believe that, haha. Someone is spewing BS.

  • @bigpabz5684
    @bigpabz5684 2 роки тому

    I only recently come across your channel and it couldn't of come at a better time. Just had surgery on my leg so I can't move. I've been glued to your videos. I'm addicted.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      Glad we could give you a few laughs! Heal up soon.

  • @jasonchatham4170
    @jasonchatham4170 2 роки тому +4

    I had been sober for over 10 years and because of this show/movie, I have had resort to boozing again. Thanks SBIG! 🍻
    EDIT: I think they actually shot this at a church. Probably some bible study group decided to make a movie. And God killed them all for it, I hope…..

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +2

      Sorry to ruin your life. 🤣

    • @jasonchatham4170
      @jasonchatham4170 2 роки тому +2

      @@JasonBrant dude now you have to do more Chucky B movies!
      Edit: okay Bronson is actually good, you have to do more Seagal 😎

  • @kainfletcher4716
    @kainfletcher4716 Рік тому +1

    I'm utterly convinced that this movie had to be the product of some kind of money laundering scheme, I mean 90% of the set was cardboard including the actors, the lighting was dreadful and the sound was even worse, it had a 5 million dollar budget ffs, no way is this a passion project or anything like that.

  • @spewup2003
    @spewup2003 2 роки тому +3

    I love watching your vids on a rainy Sunday evening, that movie was so god awful I actually struggled to watch all the way through. If it wasn't for your commentary I most definitely couldn't of made it.
    The paper MRI machine was certainly a highlight

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      It was brutal for us too.

  • @wilburtroutner6417
    @wilburtroutner6417 8 місяців тому +1

    Am I the only person who really wants to watch bad movies and drink beer with this crew? I can’t be the only one. Holy shit that would be epic.

  • @Slevencolevra
    @Slevencolevra 2 роки тому +3

    You love watching a movie that is both a test of hearing and patience

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't say we 'love' it 🤣

  • @brenair4480
    @brenair4480 Рік тому +1

    You guys did it! You put out a review of this before Red Letter (I'll be honest I like yours better than theirs!) Huzzah!!

  • @Helvetica_Scenario
    @Helvetica_Scenario 2 роки тому +3

    Erin had the right idea here, in just cutting loose and trying to somehow entertain herself. I couldn't help myself and watched a review of this "movie" before watching you guys suffer through it and it definitely seems like it's the worst film ever made. The claim about this being a money laundering scheme have to be true, as it supposedly had a 5 million dollar budget.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      Everything about it is suspect.

    • @booty2k
      @booty2k 2 роки тому

      Ahh it makes a bit more sense now. Kinda. Not really. But I did think "why do this?" and scheme is the most logical answer. The only one it seems.
      I can safely say I will never watch this. Ever. But thanks Jason! Love ya bud

  • @jochenheiden
    @jochenheiden 2 роки тому +2

    Back with another banger! This one was painful to watch but in the best way.

  • @wlittle8908
    @wlittle8908 2 роки тому +4

    Ok usually i watch your entire video and reserve my judgement but after seeing the cardboard desk i had to stop watching. I did however skip to your review at the end. Having not watched it i was embarrassed that this was even done in the English language.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому

      You didn't watch the episode?

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 Рік тому +1

    Jason you ran out of bad movies and now you're doing HOMEMADE bad movies? I feel like we left the Purgatory and now we're entering HELL.

  • @maxxxmodelz4061
    @maxxxmodelz4061 2 роки тому +1

    I'm convinced this movie was an attempt to launder money or subsidize a tax credit of some sort. The director claimed the post-production and animation for the film cost $5 million dollars. He said principal photography only costs around $30k. I know for a fact the software used in the animation sequences was a cheap character animation software called "Poser". I know because I've used it back around the time this film was made, and those were the stock characters and CG elements that came packaged in the software back then. The software only costs around $300. It's a low-end, cheap animation solution that is not intended for serious film CG or rendering. The animations here were not done by professionals, obviously, so there's no way to justify the cost he claims. Like not even close. Yet he claimed in an interview, as well as IMDB listings, that the effects cost his production $5 million! That has to be a scam. I don't think he's even around anymore. It's like he disappeared from social media after this film. So something fishy went on here.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 роки тому +1

      Very fishy. I don't believe anything "Mark Region" has said about the movie.