Horny Little Dork - SNL
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- Опубліковано 26 січ 2024
- In this Cut for Time sketch, women (Dakota Johnson, Heidi Gardner, Chloe Troast) discuss a problem their husbands (Kenan Thompson, Mikey Day, James Austin Johnson) have.
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This isn’t a horror movie, it’s a documentary.
😂😂😂
Lmao
Facts 😂
🤣🤣 so TRUE...!!!!
Exactly! 😂😂👍
I have never felt more attacked by an SNL sketch.
😂
so to clarify...are you married? because if not this isnt about you. youre worse.
So your wife hasn't had the talk with you yet? About how acting like a 6 year old is actually NOT a turn-on, lol?
Showed it to my partner. She literally said, "Did you feel attacked by that?" 🤣
this is your sign to stop!
For some reason, my wife keeps laughing really hard and showing people this. 😂😂
i think you may know the reason haha
@@jinx8870 lol
Funny. Your profile picture doesn't look like my husband, but...
@@greytgreytx 🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP you.
“What happened to their game???”
Dakota cracks me up 😂😂😂
Don't forget, she's married .... to a married man.
You feminists ask for this.
@@SuperChuckRaney sorry if I'm not getting a joke but what does this mean?
“Stop talking like a butler!” 💀
The reverb on that line was hilarious
Best line ever.
That echo 😂
Had an ex who fell into a British accent while meeting my BFF. He wanted to impress her… he did not.
Certainly, Milady...
"There's got to be another way"💀
"There's got to be another way"
That one hurt.
@@CorePathwaybut was accurate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And now there is, with Jar Glove!
Can we appreciate that "There has to be some way to stop this!" was the same take both times
I had to double check... good eye
she ought to do way more comedies. she has a gift for it.
It was at that moment I couldn’t tell if this was making fun of modern day women or men more.
@@CHAD-LITTLE both.
Took me tf out
"What do you think I'd do? I'd laugh at him...obviously!"
I felt that one in my soul 😢
Too real. Too real. 😢
And the follow up. Like, dang. I wish you wanted this, too, but like- the foundation of a relationship that works is when you’re both willing to prioritize the other person’s needs over your own sometimes.
It doesn’t have to be every time prioritizing the other person’s needs, but it’s gotta be more often than “never.”
@@DarthTofu2 What the hell does this mean? "Why isn't my wife just having sex with me while she's arm-deep in dishes?"
proud of steve baker's wife for taking a stand
That part really made me laugh
hehehehheheeeeeeeeeheEEEEEEEEELhehshfhsfhsdhf;hdhh teEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee u goober get rizzed to heck my guy u skibidi toilet rizzler chat
That's not what taking a stand us, it's caking out
Especially as Steve Baker is an odious conservative MP from the UK...
Mikey was honestly terrifying.
No it wasn't
This is Matt Schatt unhinged.
You need help. Be better.
@@cwg73160 Do I? I was making an observation about his character in the sketch. It is supposed to be a horror spoof after all.
Terrifyingly Accurate, yes
“There has to be another way to stop this.” x 2 😂😂😂
It was the same take!!
😂😂
@@SqurtieMan And you can tell it's a low-budget horror flick
as someone who has been married to a man (the same man) for 23 years, i can honestly say that a more accurate skit has never before existed.
😂😂😂
My husband was so mad for its accuracy
He hates the sketch 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@deesasster8827ahahahahaaa
😂😂😂
You know each other too well for big romantic gestures 😂😂
I actually disagree with this one. I would still like this
@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTcap
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST Meh, you might think you do, but it's more likely that when he does it he gets denied.
@@HyBrad Or that she's still too early enough in the relationship that it hasn't kicked in yet. Give her time.
it only works if the military keeps him away six months at a time
This one reminded me of the bf park where the women who were in long term relationships took their bfs to meet other guys at a park like a dog park. That one was funny too.
Omg, what should I search to see this?
it's simply because we are all brought up to view sex as "dirty"
so we feel a bit predatory if we don't soften the blow with dorkyness !
it's the fault of christian prudishness forced on us from infancy.
Rise and Grind
@@Fuji_9.63this is unfortunately very true. to add to that, I was also raised in that environment. sex is the dirtiest thing, but at the same time, everything is sexualized. to the point where even the word "intimacy" is basically synonymous with sex. the puritanical prudishness runs very deep.
(not saying any of that to excuse these horny little dorks behavior, just giving an example of where this kind of awkward and suppressed conduct comes from)
editing to add that my response seems to have been deleted. "moderated," perhaps.
maybe people will clap if I say, "religion bad"
@@aleejjj It's a sketch called 'Man Park'
"Stop talking like a butler."
Well, there goes my one move.
I'm just glad she didn't say "Yard Boy."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to both comments!
@@pxrays547tf is that emoji
@@colem209 "Laughing Green Man."
I like how Dakota isn't comedically hammy, but she can leverage her dramatic acting to be low key hilarious. Her roast with please don't destroy had my sides aching.
Your sides aching? Really buddy…really?
Your sides aching? Really buddy…really?
Its called "acting"....
Yeah, she... didn't kill it in the live sketches? She was really stiff. But that worked super well in the recorded stuff. Maybe just a bit of an artist?
@@cmck1777 agree. I think she's accustomed to being a screen actor with not much experience in stage acting, and very little comedy.
This is an instant classic. I like how they play both sides. "What would you do if your husband threw you on the bed, said I want you!" "I would laugh at him, obviously!"
It's the part that's going straight over women's heads as we speak. lol
Women are ruining their husbands and won't even acknowledge this.
Ya, the fact is, this behavior evolved out of being rejected. The "dorkiness" is a way to both test the waters while protecting yourself from rejection.
most definitely lol, a lot of guys are trying to not seem too demanding or dominant for fear of looking predatory to women and this is what comes from it.@@SpaceTimeManipulatorSTM
It's a funny sketch, and as such, it holds some uncomfortable truths
I like how they make these weird but really interesting movie trailers. I want to watch these type of movies.
It's slowly getting more and more prerecorded.
Me too ❤
yup, the movies we never knew we wanted to watch..
@@WillieWeedthese have always been prerecorded
@@aesinam the "Live" show
I’m 67 and this never stops!!😂😂😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😱😱😱
the horror! haha
I'm 55 and my guy is a horny little dork 😂😂😂
I was going to say we’re 61 and it’s constant 😂
😂😂😂😂@@dietotaku
i thought my bf was just weird, glad to see it’s a common phenomenon
it's simply because we are all brought up to view sex as "dirty"
so we feel a bit predatory if we don't soften the blow with dorkyness !
it's the fault of christian prudishness forced on us from infancy.
@@Fuji_9.63 I agree, but I think it's also a defense mechanism. You tried everything in your playbook, it's a softer blow when you get denied if you approach this way.
@@HyBrad if it were normal for the woman to initiate sex then the problem would disappear.
@@HyBradexactly!
@@Fuji_9.63or they revert to their teenage brain wanting sex but unsure how to get it
My husband gave me the biggest stare down as we watched this.
This is so interesting because it makes sense. A man knows that his wife would laugh at him if he tried to use more serious game so to save himself the embarrassment, he just cuts to the chase and tries to make it ridiculous out the gate. That way if she laughs, then that's fine. That's what you're supposed to do at ridiculous things. But, he still feels the need (and rightly so) to communicate sexual desire. This is the best middle ground he can find. It's not terribly bright or creative but it makes sense.
if sexual desire is dead for either party the marriage is dead.
There has to be a way to stop this!
I feel like a neck kiss would be more appropriate, it doesn't have to be big romantic gestures
Why is your wife laughing at you when you try to initiate sex? That is weird to expect.
totally wrong, if they are married shes never having sex with him.
Took me a few viewings to notice that the one hieroglyph is titled "The Wretched Simp" 😂
That's actually a medieval drawing, but, yeah, I noticed that too.
I love how wholesome the men are in this skit! Just men who love their wives!
Thank God I don't act like this!
YES you do!
😂😂😂😂
Glad u don't. And pls don't start! 😂
thank you SNL.
from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
😂
Telling my whole life with this skit,
Killing me softly with this skit,
Killing me softly...😢
Yep all the pain of my failed relationships coming to the fore, I'm going to have to go poop my soul out
c'mon.. this hit so close now I'm really gonna need the "are you ok?" t-shirt..
Probably why it got cut.
Hey, really, are you okay?
Lmao my boyfriend literally says "yaaaay boobies" when im changing
I’m so sorry.
Lol you don't think that's cute?
He's bringing sexy back
Might be time to dump the loser.
Boobs are for Babies 👶
“…thank god I don’t act this way”, “uh..yeah you do” had me 🤣🤣🤣
Yep was fantastic! Was already so funny (and accurate) and this well delivered line elevated it even more!
😂 Mikey was truly horrifyingly funny 😂
So mad this was cut for time. This is one of 3 skits that legit made me laugh last night (and yes I’m counting The Weekend Update)🙁
Wonder why they would cut one of the best sketches for time.
Reminds me of when they cut Will Ferrell's old prospector sketch for time, when it was a classic
It's the most accurately funny sketch I've seen in ages!
At least we live in a time where these sketches actually get exposure rather than rot away in the archives.😊
Best sketch of the week by far. I'm so dead
I am shocked they pointed out that this started with them not having sex with their husbands.
Good comedy has truth in it. This is George Carlin level stuff though.
So glad they upload the cut for time sketches
Usually the funniest, like Christopher Walken as a vampire.
This is why women writers are necessary 😂😂
Or just drugs
it's simply because we are all brought up to view sex as "dirty"
so we feel a bit predatory if we don't soften the blow with dorkyness !
it's the fault of christian prudishness forced on us from infancy.
Women also act like horny little dorks in relationships sometimes.
yeah, you tell 'em @@Fuji_9.63
@@spiegeltn god isn't good.
being "good" is a consequence of the need for cooperation, god has no peer group so no reason to cooperate or compromise.
it is illogical for god to be "good"
Blumhouse always delivers 😂😂😂😂
I’m embarrassed for myself
😂
Don't blame yourself! You can still get a fleshlight, it's way less of a conflict and might even work better. Everyone wins.
@@speedracer2pleaseoh man you sound like such a loser with no sense of humor or confidence
@@speedracer2pleaseGuys with regular hands don't need plastic toys
@@HerrMikael it's not a NEED, but no self-hand is good enough to replace real intimacy lol you'd have to try it and see the difference.
Gotta be honest, if they made this into an actual movie, I might watch it! It's funny, scary, and thrilling all together!
Agreed
Coming soon to Netflix!
Haha the joke's on you, I was always a dork!
I can't wait for the sequel in 15 years, "Emotionally Disengaged Husband".
Tagline: "Do You Blame Him?"
Haha exactly, you can only get rejected for so long. And if a woman gets rejected just once, she loses her goddamned mind.
@@speedracer2please you mean when men gets rejected they lose their minds?
@@crucicarose4343 I guess men lose their minds gradually, and women will start screaming and crying the very first time lol
@@crucicarose4343you tried it heifer
Im offended by how accurate this is 😂 i feel attacked and exposed 😢😂
You sir get a pass for your confidence and sense of humor! Unlike a lot of other dudes getting aggressive over this
@@jgp1294 Good comedy is based on truths. The sketch also points out that the root cause is that the women don't have sex with their partners
My husband has genius level intelligence, is a wildly successful senior director for a major company, capable of cleaning up shear catastrophe within a matter of minutes and beloved by his esteemed co-workers and team. And yet, if he spots me in any various stage of minor undress………
“BOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!”
It’s a phenomenon that should be more talked about in my opinion
Well I hope you appreciate that cause if he is as highly esteemed and successful he is there are a lot of boobies he can see that aren’t yours. Be happy your boobies make him happy.
men are attracted to women's bodies but women aren't attracted to men's bodies, it's not something women understand
@@jgp1294 It's a phenomenon more women should be flattered by.
@@mpclepto182or at least appreciated by a wife that he is this way toward her and not other women. It may be awkward, but it is an expression of love.
If I saw this corrctly all the women saying, "This is my husband/bf" completely missed the part where this behavior only started because the sex stopped.
This is the best sketch of tonight's show
Not much competition. Apart from Update and PDD it was a terribly unfunny show. The Family Video sketch probably edges this one out for me though.
@@kanyefuck7018 personally I don't like PDD in general, Fallon was so annoying, most sketch's I couldn't finish.
But I agree 1- family home video 2- update 3- this one 4- PDD
💯
One of the best.
This was a really good episode!
No, this was one of tonight's worst sketches. No way this kind of idiotic behavior is THAT common!
Do people actually hate each other once theyre married?! 😢
14yrs in and I definitely notice i get a stronger reaction from a confident sincere approach, rather than trying to shield myself behind silly humor.
That is so refreshing to hear.
I dont' get any reaction no matter what I do. I know when the last time I had sex was because I just add 9 months to my son's age.
I agree, the dorky humour approach sucks. Never do that.
Avoiding making the first move works occasionally quite well. When she wants a back rub, you do just that without escalating. Withholding intimacy will force her to make the first move, which is good for your self-esteem
@@HerrMikael You might die waiting for her to make the first move.
@@dalastdon2574 Quite sad, if that's the case. In my case, ovulation always beats her pride at least one time each month
How did this not make the cut for the actual show? It would have been the funniest skit of the night.
The best SNL sketches don’t just make fun of one group for some absurd trend or dynamic, they usually point out that both groups contribute to it in some way. Like when Dakota Johnson says “I would laugh at him of course” or with Jason Mamoa and the Rome sketch where the women starting rapping about astrology.
Especially the repeat of "there has to be a way to stop this!" as if it wasn't even said the first time.
Kudos to the writers this season lots of good stuff
Hurts how honest this is
The suspenders HAHA
Why do they always seem to cut the funniest sketches?
This is the man's soul dying as he wrestles with the fact that his partner doesn't desire him anymore, but is for some twisted reason also not leaving him.
She's hoping he'll plan a date night
The older he gets, the gladder I am my son's gay.
This sketch went totally over your head…I guess not everyone is fortunate to know what it’s like to be in a happy, healthy relationship to see the humor and lightness of the annoyance this sketch portrays. It’s not dark, it’s not a sign that women don’t want to sleep with their partners, it’s the fact that grown ass, intelligent men sexualize the most mundane thing like taking a shower and turn into horny children when they see a little bit of boob and we’re laughing at it.
You can tell the men who are happy and get it because they’re not defensive at all…
@@stephaniegormley9982gay dudes seem so much happier. The Ls and cis men not as much.
@@SucculentSorcerer oh yeah, the night where you try really hard and then got told "I'm tired" and pushed away when you try to kiss her. Yeah really worth putting in the effort for that 🙄
And these perfectly done short films are thought up and put together in just a few days - SNL deserves an Emmy for this and others.
why cut this? this is great
omg the cut for time sketches are the best! why was this cut and not some of the many unfunny ones?
maybe they get more revenue thru here
Finally one of the sketches this week had some edge!!
This has to be one of the best nights of SNL in a LONG TIME.
So weird this was cut for time, it was funnier than the other sketches this week
that second "there has to be a way to stop this" deserves an oscar
One of the best SNL skits in recent memory. Right up there with the Man Park skit and the Macy's Christmas Clothing for kids satire ad. Well done 👍
"There has to be some way to stop this........There has to be some way to stop this."
My husband used to do Mrs. Garrett from the Facts of Life.
Instant buzzkill.
Easily the best of the night
I’m not alone after all! Thank you for bringing awareness to this disturbing phenomenon 😂
Awareness, indeed, since I was unaware this "phenomenon" existed in the first place!
You should probably take note of the part where you created the problem by withholding sex and belittling him to cause it in the first place😊
Oh my god.... sending this to my husband now lol
I did too.😂
Same
A girlfriend of mine used to refer to it as "fcukwit mode".
50 shades of dork
not my husband acting like this all the time 🤣
U must got that w.a.p. 😂
@@INSIDEVIEWOFYOURMOTHER77I think it's the opposite 😄
Why is this too real?
The commercials are getting better and better. Thanks SNL!
And I must confess...the belly flash gets me every time too
One of the best in a while
Fantastic cinematography!!!
Next, a mystery about discovering what woman want!
Dude that could be good…. 😂
EVERYTHING!... But boredom will quickly follow without challenges so.... Nothing?....
Would be an interesting skit though.
It is absolutely insane how spot on this is
This is the best of the night! And this is one horror movie that I would actually watch.
‘There has to be some way to stop this?!’
‘There is! You could have sex with him.’
‘There has to be some way to stop this?!’
😂😂😂😂 💀
The fact that they used the same take
From the comments, all I can tell is many women are not having nearly enough sex with their partners. And that's kinda messed up
Yep. It's sad.
They just want the first times charm and longing from their partner. But that doesn't feel right from the same man, does it? So this generation of women cheat more often, withholding sex from their partner, just cause they can.
Ok but why was this so painfully relatable?? 😂😂😂😂😂
Because lots of women like to withhold sex and then complain that their husbands are emotionally distant after 15 years of never getting laid by anything but their hands.
maybe because lots of people have lost interest in their partners? sad but true i suppose
Haha, so true! 💯 Every woman knows this
I've never felt more seen by an snl sketch !!!
I feel this sketch was ghost written by Scarlett Johansson as an autobiography.
So true 😂 definitely the best sketch of the night.
omg the end ~I'm calling from inside the house
I relate to this way too much.
I'm glad they did show both sides. :)
I’m positive SNL has been spying on me.
Stop pestering her. After a while she'll miss the attention, and accuse you of cheating.
I literally did a door-to-door boob washing salesman to my wife in the shower this morning. The skit makes me feel attacked.
😂 this has me dying 😂
Well? How's business?
What is the Difference Between you Job & your Wife? In 5 years Your Job Will Still Suck (:
😂
This will be one of those sketches I return to for a good laugh 😂😂😂
Best Skit of the show
The editing was so spot on PAAHAHAHAHA
Best sketch tonight ❤
It’s hilarious 😆 n felt a little 50 shades of grey the comedy 🎭 version❕😂
Look man it’s not often I just laugh out loud by myself but you guys really have talent this was funny
“There has to be some way to stop this.” … “There has to be some way to stop this.”
Love this parody. Lifetime calling
Every man eventually reaches this point in a relationship because we can't bear the thought of earnestly making a genuine advance and being shot down again. We have to make a joke out of it so that it doesn't sting so badly when she makes it clear that she'd rather doom scroll on her phone than have intimacy with us.
Sex and intimacy don't always equal one another.....
Freaking hilarious!!😂