RNC Night 3: Heartbreak & Loss | Never-Trumper J.D. Vance's MAGA Pivot | Will Biden Pass The Torc…
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Stephen Colbert delivers his LIVE monologue following the third night of the Republican National Convention, where the GOP focused on stories of human suffering and Senator J.D. Vance spoke for the first time since being named as Donald Trump's running mate. Elsewhere, top Democrats are reportedly urging President Biden to drop out of the race.
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Gargoyle is truly terrifying 😳
Hey that’s insulting! Gargoyles are much better looking than that! Pretty sure she’s a banshee
I just wondered if Kimberly can speak in a normal manner?
but they have good XP and drops in RS3
That's what Don Jr likes...
#KimberlyGargoyle
Your bit on Kimberly had me laughing so hard the contrast between the sweetness of love and her angry speech on love was so classic 😊
The Bubble 'Happy' dance is oh so appropriate. A total eclipse of sanity. Cheers.
When Kimberly speaks about love she sounds appalling and threatening, you just want to run and hide from her. So scary!!!
She reminds me of "Carrie's" mother, Margaret White. Spooky!
Thank heaven for fast forward on YT
True. BTW, is she still junior’s “fiancée” ? Wonder how that ol’ religious base feels about them shacking up for so long?😮
@mojo500100 Keep in mind that they are the "ones doing the deed." The rules don't apply to them, and God is on their side.
Can you imagine her reading a kid a bedtime story?!!
I can't believe that this is the America we live in.
that's the american education you have in action....
You can't believe one party has an old guy? Don't be so dramatic.
The 2020's suck
Improve education !
@@ManCheetah294 Is this Ashli Babbitt? duh
Steve, I hope you never run out bubbles of Joy!(Don't lose your soul man!!)😀
I watch the Colbert monologue each morning on UA-cam while making my coffee, and this one was particularly joyful!
Get well President Biden!
Go to hell?
"Get well President Biden!" All in spite of his being stupid enough to go out to Vegas and get the wuhan virus, lol?
@disastermaster1413 get over it trump girl 👧
@@richsims6870 that’s mr rfk jr girl
@@DisasterMaster3K Directions? Hard left at Albuquerque?
Great show Stephen!
Stephen to KellyAnne - "please shut up before I throw up!"
That was my favorite part of the monologue. 🤣
Incidentally probably something George has likely said a lot.
Thank you Stephen for neutralizing my frustration and anger, in dealing with MAGA craziness, with your fantastic humor! A million thanks! 👍💙💙💙💙💙👍
@@atag202me too
@@atag202 and they love Trump. Love has nothing to do with this: it builds irrational loyalty. We vote Democrat because it's the rational thing to do.
Kimberly's mouth made me instantly think of Milton Berle. Very strange reaction. Weird.
Do you not consider that MAGAs get just as angry and frustrated by what they see as far left anti-American lunacy? Are you able to comprehend that not everyone sees things the way you do and that the Left does not have a monopoly on what’s ‘good’ and what’s ‘true’?
L@@judyl.7234
Every time I see Kimberly I think of that Rodney Dangerfield line - "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!"
😂 I haven't thought of Rodney Dangerfield in too long. What an absolute genius
Groper. Says it all
Notice how this late night washed-up hack keeps repeating that the RNC speakers hate "immigrants" and plan on deporting *them*. Is he right to take his audience for imbeciles?
More importantly, notice how this late night washed-up hack keeps repeating that the RNC speakers hate "immigrants" and plan on deporting *them*. I wonder if he's right to take his audience for imbeciles.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rodney Dangerfield,... f i n a l l y, respect 💌
i really want things to go back to being boring. this election is fucking crazy already.
It's never been boring. We're just more aware of everything
Nope, I miss when it was all boring talking points during debates.
Like Bernie said, true
@@thumper5555, there are people who like Trump because they think he's "entertaining." Don't ever remember anyone saying that about Bush or Obama. Politics definitely used to be boring. But politics shouldn't be about entertainment, which is a newsflash to some.
I’m afraid boring days are long gone
May God bless president Biden well until election day VOTE BLUE
yea, hes a fake Christian!
😂😂😂
the other dude has it, god is hilarious, well done.
I am definitely voting for Biden.
Stephen's response after Kimberly was hilarious!
"This is all about LOVEEEEE"!😂😅😂😂😂
So glad the Republicans are giving us a heads up. So we can vote BLUE! Ridin with Biden💙💙💙💙💙
White Saviour complex detected
@babyblue. If people can't see it, think of what you will lose if you don't vote blue and if you do, you are not going to lose anything, but be included in all decisions. PLEASE BLUE for your children if not for you.
Or get a tattoo on your forehead that says "idiot"
Great, now no matter how much things gets worse, I can just picture Stephen smiling in a cloud of bubbles!
That was fun to see! I love his show 🤪
Worse, is it because the crazy Democrat couldn't kill Trump? You probably regret it, right? You love to liberally kill the political opposition!
Man, that bubble bit summed up young people's whole outlook on life perfectly...
Dear Dems, GET IT TOGETHER.
Where did you slither in from?
Like the Jesse Watters' reference!
@@MichaelSmith-df2mh So, people of opposing views aren't welcome on this forum? What has happened to free speech in this country, without fear of being smeared, demonized, called a Nazi, accused of being part of a cult, or people like you questioning where we 'slivered in from'.? Very disturbing/disrespectful to fellow Americans, who may have a different point of view than yours. The left pose as being the party of tolerance, (as long as people's views are exactly like theirs) When in reality, you/they are the most intolorant people on the planet!
It’s wild to me how crazy both sides are and they keep arguing with each other over who’s crazier. News flash, you are both cults 😂😂
Too late
My daughter flew from Philadelphia Thursday and on Sunday was sick with flu like symptoms, turned out to be Covid. She is much better today but has been feeling really bad. She is 55 yrs old and normally healthy. I just hope President Biden gets through this and does not have to go deal with what my daughter has gone through.
My ex and his wife have Covid for the fourth time.
Biden has best health care in the world. And he is otherwise healthy for his age. Praying for him as well.✌🏾💙💙💙
Bet she’s vaxxed huh😂😂
@@sophierobinson2738 yeah those multiple vaccines worked so well
i got the J&J one and one
and when they called me to get a 2nd dose
i said I got the one and done
that means I AM DONE
Well, it's different for everyone. I live abroad with three other women. Two years ago the one that would have considered the strongest of us all got dengue followed almost immediately by CoVid. She came through both okay. How the rest of us, esp. a several-years-older-than-the-others me, escaped getting CoVid. Good luck to your daughter and to our President.
Ahhh I just love Colbert😘🤣. Thank God for humor cause we need all we can get during these troubled times 💖
What happened to Kimberly’s face….? Seriously folks, she can make a blind man flinch.
And a deaf man cringe!!!
JD Vance is no different from Elise stefanik. Both hated Trump both turn to him just so they could get endorsement. These are perfect examples of why you should never trust certain politicians
They’re yellow.
Trump has dirt on them, so yes, they bend the knee and kiss his ring.
@miggamer Biden is trustworthy.
"Certain"?? That's your mistake right there! Never trust ANY politician!!
Kind of like Kamala Harris, during the 2020 Democrat primaries, when she was running against Biden for the dem ticket for president? Accused him of being a racist. Now she's Biden's VP, and one of his most staunch supporters. Politicians are politicians on both sides of the isle. That's how game is played in Washington, unfortunately. Although, I think Republicans/voters are looking past their personal animosities towards Trump, and are realizing the positive things he did for our country under his administration. By their fruits (not tweets) ye shall know them.
I want a bubble machine to lift my spirits in these sickening days I stand with Biden 💙
I want that machine too!
Asked for a name or link.
Would help calm me when reading Project 2025 or Agenda 47!
@@vickic8633 yep anything that brings a little joy in these insane days
Biden can barely stand tho.
Biden is a clueless turd
@@DOYLERULES69X Due to peripheral neuropathy most likely
Kelly Anne "We get up, we stand up, we show up......"
Stephen "Please shut up before I throw up!"
Ohhhh, ooohhhhhh!!!
My favorite part from Stephen. Well-said.
They think we can’t see the truth
Love the bubbles & mimosa 🥂Much needed
Kimberly must just be one of those people who doesn't talk. It appears she just screams...all the time. All that screaming and shrieking.
No wonder Gavin dumped her.
Definitely got Mommy Dearest vibes from her speech.
I mean, even Don Jr has kept her at "fiance" status for like 4 years now
I also remember something about lap-dances... Ugh
@@bajabret60 I was just about to post this. When he introduced her as the fiance I just thought wasn't she fiance last time we heard about them... This is like when Peter Griffin calls out Bonnie for being pregnant for 6 seasons
@@simonsancartier7417 It's a weird running gag at this point. And I feel almost dumber just for being aware of them/it
I don’t know how anyone could watch 4 minutes of the RNC. Let alone 4 straight nights of it.
Yea if i was a losing party i would say that to.
@@Brandon05159 we all loose
Stephen does it for our mental sanity.
🏳️🌈That’s what LNSC is for.🏳️🌈
I can't.
Thanku for keeping us sane and informed both at the same time Stephen!! 🤤😁👍👍👍
This, and other UA-cam Channels for me! Too many to list.
"Please shut up before i throw up." Lol we all thought the same 😂
"I'm a never Trumper." -- J.D. Vance
🌮🌮🌮
Saint Paul was a Never Jesus.
More like "Never have I Ever been a Never Trumper"
Spineless! Like the GOP!
@@johnfisher6805he also talked quite a bit about how he changed his ways. I haven’t seen a politician do that, they just pretend the old stuff never existed.
Stephen, I'm so glad you had your show this week. I know Jimmy Kimmel has been out, but we needed the brevity during the RNCs convention of madness!
Please shut up or I'll throw up!! Thank you, Stephen, I couldn't have said it better myself. 💙💙💙
I fully understand why George Conway divorced Kellyanne. Guilfoyle stating that the GQP has love for their fellow Americans is beyond the pale.
Stephen, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for bringing truth to all of your fans.I am really frightened
Once more, Stephen, you & your team have outdone yourself! 🎉 Thanks for ALL that you do! 💙
This election is not about these two men it is about do we keep democracy or do we become a fascist state. Let's keep the focus there.
This needs to be the top comment. Good job.
You know, being someone not from US, it's so confusing to watch your hysteria about turning into facist state. You don't even have a slightest idea what it's and yet you're crying so loud.
Take a look at China, South-East Asia countries. Or Russia/Gulf countries. People there are tortured in police stations on daily basis, thousands of cases are fabricated because of some police wanted promotion. You can't express your opinion freely anywhere - otherwise you would be put into jail/tortured/or even killed during torture.
In some cases(e.g. Russia/Ukraine) people can be just swept by commissioners who will enlist them immediatly and sent as cannon fodder to battlefields.
No rights, no way to defend yourself legally, no opportunity to earn decent money to escape that hell unless you're lucky and have connections. Born, serve, die by the will of your state. It's motto of half the world if not more.
And guess what - even such grim countries aren't titled fascist ones, because it takes really a LOT to become such country. Things should be REALY nasty before it country can be called fascist.
So, please, stop whining - your system will chew any kind of madamn. Yes, some changes can happen to worst. But eventually, system will slowly regenerate and still be working. It works for centuries. And it will still work no matter what.
But it's not even really close to totalitarian/authoritarian state. Not even on inch, because you're really isolated politically/geographically from the rest of the world and can't even imagine how really nasty state of affairs can be in country.
They want to "Give America" to trump. We made it for almost 250 years.... Almost.
This was fkn AWESOME!! THANK YOU, MR. COLBERT!! ❤️
Thanks Stephen for watching that dang gope convention, and giving us the highlights! I cannot watch that crap for more than a minute at a time
I. Play computer chess while having it tuned in. I lose a lot when I can't concentrate.
What a sick CULT.
@ChrisMahlmann no, he's talking about your cult worshipping a conman who is the antithesis of Christian values while you take the Lord's name in vain.
@ChrisMahlmann yeah we're talking about the Republicans that love separating parents from their kids when seeking asylum. But also because you decided to defile the Lord by putting a conman first, someone who is antithetical to Christian values. Corinthians 2 Boogaloo remember?
@ChrisMahlmann You can't be seriously trying to argue against the cult-like behaviour of the GOP while using the words "following the guidance of the lord" 🤣🤣🤣 Apart from the obvious fact that basically everything they stand for is the opposite of what Jesus stands for.
Trans people existing isn't an agenda. It's an observation of fact.
@@missoats8731so you’re literally implying/saying that anyone with a belief in god is a part of a cult and incapable of thinking for themselves. Left is eating their own and the ones still standing are showing their nature.
Have a speedy recovery Mr President. We love you 🙏💗🙏
Thank you Stephen Colbert, I'm going crazy in this maga world.
Stephen, I think when politicians, and Supreme Court judges, are both horrifying and boring at the same time, it’s called horring, not borifying. 😀
I don’t know if he’s allowed to say that word in CBS 😂
They’re definitely out there “horring”.. RV’s… vacations… money through various means… their seats on the Supreme Court…. All from horring…
You know, that works, but I'll bet they probably considered it and quickly realized they stood _no_ chance of getting it past the censors.
Their whorring all right. It's disgusting. Freedom and dignity. Can't be bought.
Too bad MAGA doesn't know the term, can't be bought. See how they line up for the clown. It's sad.
portmanteau much?
Trump (the)rapist
Love it, thanks Stephen. I needed this laugh. Their hypocrisy is palpable.
I found it particularly funny RNC is now unrecognizable to most RNC members from not just 2004, but 2008 and 2012.
So is the dem party unrecognizable and I don't like the changes
@@sharonmontag2389 And what changes would that be, sharon???
@@bwenluck9812 they used to at least give nominal attention to their constituents.
I find it ironic, but not in the least funny.
This presidential election is not between Biden and Trump. They are both old enough to be a risk. We are actually voting for Kamala Harris and JD Vance. VP Harris, you have my vote.
You are betting all of that on biden.
Agree with you 100%!! Harris would make a great first female president of the US! It's about time, too! But, what do I know, I'm not even American 😂 My advice: vote blue 💙💙💙💙💙 #potus47 #equality #nofelonplease
American historians rank Biden 14th best POTUS in 235 years, Trump is rated the worst. Nuf said.
I've totally thought the same thing!
Good thing too, because MAGA is infight because of JD Vance. Half of MAGA thinks picking JD is a mistake. And it's not just because he criticized Trump, but also because he has an Indian wife and is a zionist. That's what happens when a party partners with anti-Jewish and anti-Brown racists.
Unbelievable that they trotted out a WWII vet.
Notice how this late night washed-up hack keeps repeating that the RNC speakers hate "immigrants" and plan on deporting *them*. Is he right to take his audience for imbeciles?
I'll tell you what's unbelievable. This late night washed-up hack keeps repeating that the RNC speakers hate "immigrants" and plan on deporting *them*. Is he right to take his audience for imbeciles?
Wait till DNC convention. They will send out Biden with a seeing eye dog so Biden can find the door.
Stephen!!…You are the Best !!!..You have No idea how very much I appreciate YOU !!!…❤️⭐️💫⚡️🎉🎆🏆🚀😎💕🛟🌎🌌❤️
The Republican National Circus 🤹 🐘
The RNC indeed was shocking to watch. If you get these people as your next government then not only America will suffer but the whole world. Sad.
Name an example of how America and the world suffer? Oh you mean better economy, lower gas prices, lower taxes, no wars, no forced injections, those kinds of things? Oh that’s right you’re a dem. A hypocrite who accuses everyone of doing exactly what you are doing.
Damn… it’s a freak show. RNC has not one single normal person today.
The D Day vet wasn’t normal?
Nor any day.
Exactly, these freaks are insane.
Meanwhile you support a DEI hire that accomplished absolutely nothing. She also failed her BAR exam. Airhead harris, so sad.
@@JohnBoyJoy 😩😩😩😭😭
Yer a funny guy, and I totally end up having a laugh, you never fail to drag one or two from me. I think it's gonna become a personal challenge for me NOT to laugh, and I know I wil probably fail, EVERY FREAKIN TIME!! But you know, for all the jokes and puns, you NEVER fail to hit the nail on the head and leave me without something to ponder. Thank you, Mr Colbert.
Vance could be President. Please vote BLUE
IMO he was appointed by the Heritage Foundation to be VP for that reason. Get trump in, terrible sad event occurs, and BINGO! president Vance hits the ground running without the necessity of a messy election. Ever again!
Still a far superior choice than Kamela Harris.
Never blue no matter who
Why 😮@@a012345
If you seriously think Biden is better I am dumfounded. He cannot form a sentence.
@4:16 "Aww, the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it." -- Rodney
😜😂😄👍
now i know why tigers eat their young- Rodney
As an 82-year old Brit, my only impression from the last 3 days of the RNC is ' What a horror show of Americans'. If this is all you have to offer, I despair for your country and for the world.
Coming from someone who's lived under the oppression of a socialist society/country your whole life. You obviously don't know any better.
@@Lily-fu4vm lmao, the british government has been controlled by the conservatives for the last like 20 years. it only just a month ago got turned over to the center-leaning labor party. Technically, they've been living in a version of the world that Trumpers want to create only way more toned down. Still led to Brexit, attempts at mass deportations, a complete clusterfuck of an economy and government and all sorts of problems for working people.
Many of us in America are also despairing @IvanBrackin.
Yeah it horrible having free health care, so upset i got my kidney transplant and 3000 pills per year for free 😂@Lily-fu4vm
Unfortunately, we Brits haven't been living in a Socialist soceity. We've barely survived the f***ing Conservatives @@Lily-fu4vm
I love Stephen Colbert ❤️
fear, hatred, and political oppression. Wow every accusation IS a confession.
Britain two, Nazis nil.
France two, Nazis nil.
C'mon America, get your shit together.
Trying to but, we are down two goals with two red cards now.
Look, it's been obvious for some time now that the polls are not even slightly accurate. The vast majority of America would take a ferret over Trump.
The man whose children all half-Slavic and has a daughter married to a Jewish man is definitely a Nazi...
@@markatkinson9963 COYS "Come on you Spurs!" 🙂 Sorry, mate. You have my empathy and sympathy. Lotsa love from the Antipodes.
how u get to 2 points for france/brits against nazis?
Feel better soon Mr.President.
Don Jr. must love bass fishing; cause Kimberly Gargoyle looks like a Largemouth bass! She's a great catch depending on how you look at it.
omg haha just that first line. "Don Jr. must love bass fishing"
Please stop with the “gossip” from “unnamed sources,” and the ageism. Enough is enough. Riding with Biden! #voteblue #BidenHarris
Relax. I can tell you that Biden is too old, too frail and in too poor of health to be president for another 4 years and Im still voting for him in November.
As every Democrat will be, regardless of what their opinion of him is.
I have a feeling for these things. I was very worried in 2016, not worried at all in 2020 and not worried now. Even if Biden were to croak tomorrow, Trump will not be elected.
Very very gay
@@Lethgar_SmithOMG I pray that you are right but I am doubtful. I don't want a close race. It must be a landslide
“Please shut up before I throw up“-🤮🤮🤮
Why is Kimberly guilfoil’s mouth so freakishly massive? Like genuinely, not even to be mean. Like wtf
WTF wit all women with guppy mouths. Big huge oversized lips are supposed to represent bloated intestines. WTF?
She's very weird looking but I'm sure reactionary simps think she and Kelly-Anne Conway are top-tier dimepieces just like Melania "RBF" Ttump
Horse mouth. 😂😂
Muppet brought to live by a genies curse?
Trout pout
It's weird how their idea of "freedom" is to literally remove freedoms. Absolutely nuts.
Freedom for rich, white males only.
Right?! That’s what always gets me with republicans. Like the whole party is supposed to be about small government- keeping the government out of your business and yet they want the government in our doctor offices, bedrooms and classrooms…it makes no sense.
Absolutely
@@mistyrose-yf4do It only makes sense if you realize they are not religious, they are not moral, and they are not about small government. The GOP tell their voters they are doing one thing - and they do something completely different. So when Trump is filling the SCOTUS, he is telling his voters he's doing that to put an end to Roe V Wade - when really he is doing it so he can overturn rules and laws that hurt his bottom line.
Zackley
Stephen, thank you for the laughs. We need you.
I still don't understand why we're treating the Party of Insurrection like they would accept the election.
The many states with electors being optional now are all red.
the intelligence in groups of humans is inversely proportional to the groups size!
add to that fanatical propaganda & its tough to "get over it"
They won’t. That is why Trump is not spending money on his campaign. He is depending on the SCOTUS to decide with him when he claims “fraud”, when he loses the election.
I still don't understand why Traitor tRump who tried to overthrow our government is allowed to run for president.
Trump would be in prison if Biden wasn't a wimpy do nothing senile man living in the 90's who should have fired Garland immediately after he did not charge Trump but waited 2 years.
I have not watched ANY of the Republican National Convention because......I ran out of my acid reflux medication immediately before it started........
Hello? Calling from Europe here… Just wanna let you know… usa politics are like the best, craziest soap opera ever… keep it going Y’all
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight and wisdom once again my friend!
Thanks Stephen! Great work as always! 👍
Oh was Bill, the WW2 vet, one of those "suckers and losers"?
Trump never made that comment. Just one of the many lies told about him, along with the many other unfounded persecutions instigated against him from the left.
What would we do without you, Stephen Colbert. Thank you.
Who is he voting for
Guilfoyle is one scary looking…person?
Her mouth…
Thanks, now I'm scared more
I said, tighter than a drum.
❤ 💯
Remember that show "V"?
She's like that lead lizard-woman.
Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr’s fiancée, is older than Don Jr’s stepmother. The Trump family is like a Greek tragedy.
She used to look good, now she's rotten on the outside and inside.
@@mcmccoy1184 Biden's wife screwed with Biden when she was married to another man. So whose family is screwed up?
Please Joe stay in the race. 💙 Get well 🙏 The country needs you to protect our Constitution and Democracy.
Constitution? most democrats that I know hate free speech and the second amendment!
You can't recover from dementia.
I pray he gets out. Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Chuck Shumer et al aren't begging him to get out because they don't love and respect him. They're begging him to step down because they know he can't win.
And he can't. Whether you are on the 76 percent of Americans that believe he has dementia and can't serve until 2028 is irrelevant, that's just the situation. He's behind Trump in EVERY swing state he won last time, all 5, and now there's 9 more in play - 14 in total.
He can't win. Harris, Shapiro, Whitmore, Clarke, Newsom all could and ALL are polling better than him.
Wake up
I am sorry to say this but Biden is not going to stay in the race . His physical condition is saying NO to him for quite a time now .
🗽⚖️✍️
Kellyanne, please stop appearing in public.... you're scaring the children.
😂😂
Right?
And the grown ups
Her husband divorced her.
@@meganega123 Hot Mess!😄😄
LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT❗❗❗
So JD didn’t have that maxi pad on his ear? Doesn’t he really care care about Donald?
I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that Kimberly Guilfoyle was married to Calif. Governor Newsom before she defected.
Whaaaaat??!!! 🤤😲😨 I did not know that!! Gov. Newsom just dropped a few points in my estimate.... ofcourse i must say that i haven't clue who she was and what she did earlier in her life.
If you're feeling a breeze behind you while being around Trump, I got bad news for you, Governor Burgum: that ain't the breeze.
❤😂
The Hot Breeze of Hell
Like opening an oven door and standing there with your mouth hanging open. You expected pizza.... But there ain't no pizza.
The B in KFC stands for breeze
If you were downwind from Trump at his trial, you know why he is Von Shitzpants.
@@gamepapa1211 Does the V.P
Job include a tRumpy noseplug?
Colbert has been in these trying political times, the only comedian who has been right on the matter, incredibly funny and accurately on target. Stephen, you're the best.
Seth Meyers has been fighting too!
Nit true. Jimmy Kimmel is brilliant on his jabs at Trump and the GOP. COLBERT AND KIMMEL are friends, not rivals.
Absolutely @@vickic8633
Those are my top 3 late night hosts; Stephen is my #1.
The MAGA has me praying, and I'm not even religious, vote 💙
Same
Feel the same way
It is so disrespectful to pick on President Biden because of his age. This country needs to grow up. He has done a wonderful job, and that's all that matters. He will continue to do so.
I agree 💯%‼️
💯 percent
How is your grocery bill?
@@VV-bk1wv how is yours? If you don't like your grocery bill get a better paying job.
Sure, Ivan
God Bless Stephen Colbert! Only him & his writers to get us thru this BS!
Primarily, this one. But, multiple other UA-cam Channels, too. Too long a list to show all of them.
What we know about Vance is he’s the first Vice Presidential nominee who can’t remember four years ago. He should be on RFK’s ticket considering all the memory loss he adopted since adopting Trump.
We know enough. He’s a Heritage Foundation pick, not Trump’s choice. The terrifying question is why?
So when thy get ready to dump trump, they have a YOUNG guy they own and control... since they aren't planning to have elections anymore... and vance has proven he has no spine or moral compass...
Because JP Mandell is a champion of The HF platform AND good friends with president of HF Kevin Roberts. If MAGA wins the WH, JDV will be president in short order.
I suspect it was actually Russia's pick. They are ecstatic over it on Russian TV since it was announced. And he got into power via Peter Thiel who has Russian connections.
Vance would do what Pence refused to. Also, considering the polls, Vance is not the only one with memory loss. Millions can't remember the chaos of Trump's tenure--and it wasn't that long ago.
I want the democrats to make new commercials using all the clips from Vance campaigning against trump. He literally said trump could be America’s hitler…so he’s literally willing to be the second in command to hitler if it means a bit more power for him.
Come November we all need to vote and vote blue all the way. So many sources are trying to divide us and turn us against each other and convince us the race is over. It’s not over til it’s over. We need to knock off the infighting and refocus on the actual threat.
Also so many keep pushing to replace biden but we had the primaries: he was the nominee- we voted on it. I seriously want to know how them unilaterally deciding to change out the person who we nominated in how is that any different than what trump tried to do with his fake electors?
Guilfoyle: we govern not out of hatred or fear but love for our country and love for each other.
Me: she says while also dunking on Democrats and telling the audience to hate everything that they say. And also pushing racism homophobia etcetera etcetera. Yeah that's love my dear. Maybe she's a firm believer in tough love
That "love for each other" is limited to other MAGA cretins.
It's all about love!!! (not including gay people, immigrants, Muslims, "the blacks," and members of the Democratic Party, who should be locked up).
Kellyanne broke up her family for Trump!OMG! WOW!
Very horrifying.The GOP is so good at projecting and gaslighting...not so good at politics.
Yeah, but George Conway is living his best life now. He looks about 15 years younger and so much happier. I’m glad to welcome him to team democracy (though he was a bit slow to get here, since he voted for Trump in 2016).
I’ve heard divorces are getting higher inside maga supporters, apparently spouses can deal with the toilet seat being left up but not Trump rhetoric everyday!
@@AntiKaren_Karen Don't he?? He has glowed up!🙂
@@lizsteilkieno, they’re GREAT at politics. It’s the actual work, leadership, self awareness, service to the constituents, and policy that gives them trouble.
Colbert is great!!!!
Luv him.❤️
Don’t underestimate, Martha Stewart is 83 Biden 81. Both are doing good and both are pale
Biden is not slow at all. He just thinks before opening his mouth and people are just not used to that anymore.
BIDEN was on fire last night at the NAACP
He THINKS before coming out with the inexplicable shite he does? Thats even worse!
He is introspective,
thoughtful, humble. Trump is bombastic, impulsive and wreckless.
Airports during the Civil War era, World War Two has yet to happen, sharks, batteries, magnets, Roo bee dook aah, Hannibal Lector id a real person, etc.
Who spews this 💩all the time 😂 Trumper
@@paulinegallagher7821
Airports during the Civil War, World War Two has yet to happen, sharks, batteries,magnets, etc,etc.
That's Trump speak
4:12
The shrieking banshee is next on stage everyone, please insert the provided ear plugs. The GOP will not be responsible for any bleeding ears or burst ear drums.
You'll have to be more specific. Or pluralize "banshee".😁
Good thing they are talking Unity and Cutting Back on the Hate Rhetoric. 🤪 Where are all the media outlets asking the GOP about their language?
Guilfoyle really is the singing bass on the wall - take me to the River!
Bass!! Yess I said Trout..oops
There's more projectionism at the RNC than a 50 plex movie theater.
Sesquiplex
What exactly is a "plex"?
@@johnshite4656 It's a suffix that means "having many parts" or "more than one".
RNC = COGC (Consciousness Of Guilt Convocation)
What do you mean TRUTH ????
America wishes Pres. Joe Biden a full and swift recovery from Covid. How tragic that rnc, media, some dems have zeroed in on an 81-Y-O man's difficulty with recovering from multiple trans-global appearances prior to the debate, as part of his busy presidential schedule. Give the man a break ... Go Blue, shame on Democrats not supporting their leader.
Biden literally called Zelenskyy "Putin" and called his Vice President Harris "Trump" LMAO. The dude is literally senile and doesn't know where he is half the time. I actually have sympathy and feel bad for him. If the Democrats actually want to win this election and have some dignity, they would choose someone else. They have plenty of options that are 10 times better. Biden also said you won't get Covid when you get vaccinated. Turns out that was a lie 😂
I wish Colbert, and all the others, would stop talking about the debate and give attention to the speeches President Biden has given after the debate.
for real! like at least give a little update clip here and there. just showing the weird moments is dangerous, splitting the vote by making people have a skewed view. YEAH there are some weird moments but also so many that AREN'T. stuff like this MATTERS and by god it only helps trump! :(. is it worth it for the joke THEN?
can't watch jon stewart right now because he's been increasingly doing that and thinking of the impact it can and DOES have is making me ill. i have literally heard people say "i guess i should vote for trump then..." and cite things like him being more lucid or whatever. it can be just as bad as corp media in this way because they are neglecting to show all the good moments, other speeches, where stuff is FINE.
i just wish they would WAKE UP and realize the impact they are having. jokes aren't always harmless and they sway people's opinions. we can't afford trump winning.... and yet, this might help him even if a little.
You mean the slurring/bumbling/barely intellegable speeches?
😂😂😂😂Like the vice president Trump or introducing president putin?
It's Turd Ferguson! RIP Norm
Make America wewlthy and safe????? It's objectively wealthier and safer now than when Trump was president!
But not subjectively
No it isn't
Bro what the hell are you smoking? Now I know you're crazy. "Obejectively wealthier and safer" for crying out loud you're beyond delusional.
@@flyingpaladin617 Yes, it is. Dow Jones & S&P higher than ever before, inflation rare dropped like a stone, record low unemployment, best economic recovery in the G7, 40,000 infrastructure projects around the country from the federal I feaareuftuee bill, cri me down across th nation from their peak under Trump.
It's very important you have factually correct I formation to base your opinions on, Paladin - if you did not know these things I would suggest a thorough audit of your information sources. They are obviously not giving you the required information to lead to factual and reasonable opinions.
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"PLEASE shut up before I throw up" - Oh how outrageous these MAGA women are!!!!!! Brilliant, Stephen! PLEASE VOTE BLUE 💙
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