5:10 He starts off disgusting everyone by saying "raw garlic" but then he adds normal ingredients, STIR FRIES IT SO IT'S NOT EVEN RAW IN THE END, then puts it with rice and protein like that's not one of the most normal meals on the planet And it still works and everyone is disgusted because it's Dave
As hilarious as this duo is, the chat is pretty funny too. "Where is this road, Boston?" "The corpse road is the only road without gridlock" "Dave Van Hellsing"
Dave ate the lower tiers of cheese and decided he hates all cheese except only sometimes, in the case of Mac and Cheese. Man needs some sharp cheddar or aged Edam cheese to set that right.
Depends on the age. If you were a kid I'd probably just think that you were being a silly but normal "I hate this for some reason" kid. If you were a grown man I'd be mildly concerned on what possibly could've happened that made you gag at oatmeal.
@@TeamOneDay I know one possibility from another guy. Well long story short this guy ha s a record woth women and crazy ones too, they just like him for whatever reason, I mean he is charismatic and kind, and understanding. Women keep trying to kill him or make him their man. (Forced impregnation by poking holes in condoms no need to do that man's so potent anyways) beside point, the guy cannot eat Lasagna cause he kept getting poisoned by the cooks (the crazy women after this guy) It's a bodily reaction. I can't drink Tequilla no more cause I puked it up one too many times. Point and case.
@@BlackMoonHowls Fair enough, someone in my family gets that way with pickles because they ate so many pickle jars (yes, jars) in one sitting that they got so sick of them even decades later. The body is funny like that. Also, good lord that guy better watch his back.
@@TeamOneDayLitterally my experiance with a certain type of salad. Ate so much of it in Like 2 days when i was 6 that i can't stand even the smell of it.
@@matijasostojic4288 By Salad you mean Lettuce? Salads are usually all sorts of things, from some form of protein, fruit, vegetable, etc. Good thing eating a salad is not the only form of healthy eating, hope you overcome it though.
Man I REALLY wanted Eresys to be great. I really go for Lovecraftian stuff, but if it doesn't get significantly more content then it just isn't worth it.
Same vibe for me and cheese. I’ve definitely got some kind of undiagnosed allergy or sensitivity that no one ever took seriously. It makes swallowing difficult and painful, often ending in vomiting.
@@mrningbrd I legitimately can't understand it. I think it's because he believes that Cheese on pizza isn't the same as cheese literally anywhere else.
Speaking of allergies or "That one food that you cannot stand the texture of or whatever" Did you know you can be allergic to Marijuana? It has the same effects as being allergic to a food. Swollen throat, itchy skin, irritations, puking (maybe dry heaving) Never mind not liking cheese or chocolate or ham, Fuck being allergic to MJ, my brother is that way and I feel so bad for him and his back pains, (he used to smoke weed for that and that's how he found out he has to stay away from MJ.) So he drinks, go figure. The classic dad with a beer can in his hand. Almost wished he was allergic to beer and not MJ, because I know someone else that beer messes up their stomach and they smoke weed. What even is the human body anymore, and the human condition because it just sucks.
5:10 He starts off disgusting everyone by saying "raw garlic" but then he adds normal ingredients, STIR FRIES IT SO IT'S NOT EVEN RAW IN THE END, then puts it with rice and protein like that's not one of the most normal meals on the planet
And it still works and everyone is disgusted because it's Dave
41:20 "Dave is no longer cursed"
if only that can be said of his real life counterpart
The "Corpse Road" hypothetical had me in tears.
"Did you know he killed himself?" destroyed me
Omega LOL.
Dave is truly built different
Dave is a blessing.
Whenever you hear Dave in the intro, you know the intro highlights will be 50% of the video. He's so unhinged and funny
Nothing like the primal, unadulterated combination of dread and glee I feel seeing such a massive intro section on a w/dave video.
Hes grooming cheese now.. for mold purposes.
There is physically no way to know what direction the stream will go when Dave joins.
@@sirrealism7300 El viejo y mohoso el queso, donde es el baños?
“You’re in danger, kid.”
“No, *you’re* in danger.”
“Yep.”
*EOF EXCEPTION*
Does Dave know we have fridges in Africa? Or was he "THAT" household that threw all its perishables out after a day?
Dave lives the Medieval nobility lifestyle
@@tabulasmara
Even peasants had Stone larders to keep their perishables cool.
This man is NEOLITHIC.
@@tabulasmara Incorrect.
@@TeamOneDay Correct.
IT simulator set the record for the quickest things went to hell
As hilarious as this duo is, the chat is pretty funny too.
"Where is this road, Boston?"
"The corpse road is the only road without gridlock"
"Dave Van Hellsing"
“Dave Learns Necromancy”
Learned about Dave a lot in this stream
Every stream with him is *diabolical.*
@@TeamOneDay Yas Queen!
Even as a fellow brit, Daves food takes are beyond saving. Especially not liking cheese because we adore that shit.
Dave ate the lower tiers of cheese and decided he hates all cheese except only sometimes, in the case of Mac and Cheese.
Man needs some sharp cheddar or aged Edam cheese to set that right.
Smoked Muenster cheese is good.
Sharp Cheddar and aged Edam are also lower tiers of cheese.
@@jameson7276
Cope Cheeselet. Joking, what are your picks?
Fuck yeah man Old Croc is the king of sharp cheddars
I’m surprised you cut out the part where Dave realized he could look through the cameras
i literally wish these guys had a podcast, every video thats like 40% intro r always amazing
Truly is stream was just Dave blessing us with the best humor of the year!
Nice work as always, Gnome!
Out of all the insane stuff dave has talked about, who knew hating cheese was gonna be what got me the most madge
People not liking chocolate for the same reason, texture, the "not a fan" type.
Dave living a cheeseless existence is truly the most cursed thing he's said in an intro. Forget the manifestos. This is the true crime of humanity.
Let the light be our guide.
Tomato "Bug Genocide is okay" Gaming
This stream made me tear up, the gas was too strong (gas from tomato's cheese consumption)
I used to gag whenever I smelled oatmeal. I’m pretty sure people thought I was faking it
Depends on the age. If you were a kid I'd probably just think that you were being a silly but normal "I hate this for some reason" kid. If you were a grown man I'd be mildly concerned on what possibly could've happened that made you gag at oatmeal.
@@TeamOneDay I know one possibility from another guy. Well long story short this guy ha s a record woth women and crazy ones too, they just like him for whatever reason, I mean he is charismatic and kind, and understanding. Women keep trying to kill him or make him their man. (Forced impregnation by poking holes in condoms no need to do that man's so potent anyways) beside point, the guy cannot eat Lasagna cause he kept getting poisoned by the cooks (the crazy women after this guy) It's a bodily reaction. I can't drink Tequilla no more cause I puked it up one too many times. Point and case.
@@BlackMoonHowls
Fair enough, someone in my family gets that way with pickles because they ate so many pickle jars (yes, jars) in one sitting that they got so sick of them even decades later.
The body is funny like that.
Also, good lord that guy better watch his back.
@@TeamOneDayLitterally my experiance with a certain type of salad. Ate so much of it in Like 2 days when i was 6 that i can't stand even the smell of it.
@@matijasostojic4288 By Salad you mean Lettuce? Salads are usually all sorts of things, from some form of protein, fruit, vegetable, etc.
Good thing eating a salad is not the only form of healthy eating, hope you overcome it though.
Man I REALLY wanted Eresys to be great. I really go for Lovecraftian stuff, but if it doesn't get significantly more content then it just isn't worth it.
Tomato the bugman wouldn't rather let a smaller creature eat them on his behalf
oh.
The banana has joined the Gnome-chat!
ah.
10:29 "That's why it's called bite sized" LMAo
if bret doesent post this vod im gonna riot
@31:30 mario death soundin ass
This stream was just Perfect
What an interesting concept for a horror game!
Can’t trust a man who dont like cheese
It's hilarious that this was before the spider fucking incident
Guys I don’t think Dave is okay
Same vibe for me and cheese. I’ve definitely got some kind of undiagnosed allergy or sensitivity that no one ever took seriously. It makes swallowing difficult and painful, often ending in vomiting.
This is the one time i will say, dont let dave cook
So if dave doesnt like cheese does this mean he hates pizza?
he said cheese on pizza is fine, going to italy made him a changed man in that regard
@@mrningbrd I legitimately can't understand it. I think it's because he believes that Cheese on pizza isn't the same as cheese literally anywhere else.
@@_Digishade_
I think if it's cheese by itself he hates it.
@@TeamOneDay Dave "Pick and Choose" Cheeselet?
My Ugandan brother in law also does not enjoy cheese, hmmm
Dave truly has a pathetic life
Dave has officially fallen off.
Speaking of allergies or "That one food that you cannot stand the texture of or whatever" Did you know you can be allergic to Marijuana? It has the same effects as being allergic to a food. Swollen throat, itchy skin, irritations, puking (maybe dry heaving) Never mind not liking cheese or chocolate or ham, Fuck being allergic to MJ, my brother is that way and I feel so bad for him and his back pains, (he used to smoke weed for that and that's how he found out he has to stay away from MJ.) So he drinks, go figure. The classic dad with a beer can in his hand. Almost wished he was allergic to beer and not MJ, because I know someone else that beer messes up their stomach and they smoke weed. What even is the human body anymore, and the human condition because it just sucks.
That intro, holey God.