Thanks again to theLV2 for giving me permission to use their amazing artwork for the thumbnail of this video. It fit the overall energy of this stream so well!
Dave in the intro is acting like a person being tried for murder, is completely innocent, person there talking about isn't even dead, yet my guy hasn't answered a single question straight for the past 3 hours.
Dave reiterating what he was saying about the thing WAS the single cursed thing ever. Chat was right. It just keeps getting worse and worse as he goes along.
Im convinced Dave's overarching gameplan for streaming is walking across a tightrope with like, nails sticking out of it. And its windy. 11/10 THATS MY STREAMER BROTHER KKONA
hey gnome, just wanted to say genuinely thank you very much for always providing consistent highlights and high quality cuts and such. fr fr, you're probably the main reason i'm able to keep up with the funny red guy! ty gnome!!!!
20:40 I can imagine a recording booth where CursedKatey is behind the glass just ….gradually muting the audience behind them so you can only see their facial expressions as chaos continues to unfold.
That the elite groomers would invest in buying grooming monkeys so the word groomer isn't associated with freaks. But after a certain amount of time the monkeys would kill the groomers because they're monkeys. Solid plan ngl
basically hes saying are you racist for imagining a slur in your mind when he said the phrase "the n word" when technically it could mean any word starting with the letter N? or is he racist for instructing you to imagine something like a slur that you probably wouldnt have thought of without him giving you the idea? its kind of a schizo version of what came first the chicken or the egg
It's more fascinating of the fact that he has an empty dome, no thoughts in there his head so hollow you could store commercial line airplanes in there. Not a single space wasted on thought or imagination total devotion to Crungo the Monke God.
Dave, in an earlier stream, I believe a buddy cop stream, (the one with Will Smith, Gnome made a highlight on it.) mentioned he had a sketch he wanted to make, but because of “the big event” in 2020 (either Covid or BLM) he notes it would be in too much bad taste. Hence his phrase, “2023, can I say it yet?”
20:55 I am beginning to understand Dave's Method to Madness there in that thought experiment, also how Tamto thinky, it very funky. Well I don't blame Dave, nor do I blame myself, because he SAID "The N word" that could be literally anything in the English lexicon, but we all know what he meant and technically yes it does work like that. I believe that Dave only reminded me of the folly of racism and the stupidity of humanity of trying to take "it" back. Thats effing stupid. "And all the King's men and all the King's horses couldn't put the Q back in LGBT because that has been used for far too long as a put down." This isn't the ye olden tymes where queer meant odd or strange and gay meant happy or content but people still frown upon other people that have pointy ears or magic folk like in The Witcher.
29:22 Omega lol. AND Tamo with the Colt Python. A P90 is a personal defense weapon because it is light, has a high rate of fire and a fairly sizable magazine for ammunition, 30 rounds. It is made from sheet metal as opposed to certain other kinds being made with hand fitted machined parts. That takes actual craftsmen not just some guy in a factory a lot of time and effort to make, why it never became prevalent, only sheet metal guns are more efficient to make and less costly. Lest this be like Battletech and the cursed Charger is made...
Damn dude. Its nice having highlights and full streams for vod boys. Also in this case on trash DAVES cooking section got cut out so thanks to gnome we have a home for that.
Thanks again to theLV2 for giving me permission to use their amazing artwork for the thumbnail of this video. It fit the overall energy of this stream so well!
"So let me get this straight, you think monkey grooming conspiracies are funny?"
"I do, and I'm tired of pretending they're not"
When Dave started to play with the voice changer, damn. Hawt.
Dave in the intro is acting like a person being tried for murder, is completely innocent, person there talking about isn't even dead, yet my guy hasn't answered a single question straight for the past 3 hours.
Holy fuck
I'm crying
The only person in tamto's friend group that is more unhinged than him is Dave. Dave never lets down, he's the Ramsey of cooking.
The Republic of Dave has found their new Dave. (Fallout 3)
I mean in the olden days there was bednananas and he was truly unhinged.
@@sirsunman7826and then buck was another level above even that lol
The most unhinged intro of “2023: its always your fault” so far
Dave is like a chatmember who keeps evading bans.
You're laughing? Tamtoe gets demonetized and you're laughing?
he's lucky he didn't get executed
Dave reiterating what he was saying about the thing WAS the single cursed thing ever. Chat was right. It just keeps getting worse and worse as he goes along.
Chat being hyperreactive as always...
"If I don't report it, I don't get in trouble."
~Tomato "Training day" Gaming
Correction: Tomato "Bodycam off" Gaming
@@BalthorYT 👉
Im convinced Dave's overarching gameplan for streaming is walking across a tightrope with like, nails sticking out of it. And its windy.
11/10 THATS MY STREAMER BROTHER KKONA
Easy, just walk anywhere with poor circulation in your feet.
16:00 KATEY APOLOGIZING TO A NEW CHAT MEMBER IS THE FUNNIEST THING LMAOOO
"Half the video is a Dave intro? This is gonna be great."
QUICK Someone get Dave OFF THE WHEEL HES DRIVING US TO THE DARK UNHINGE REALM
Grandpa Dave found the car keys
Wait till tomato figures out a way to fund a podcast for Dave
god, their dialogue so fricking potent it's amazing. "the political discourse before time" is something i didn't know i needed.
I thought I could say something funny today. Nothing compares to David.
hey gnome, just wanted to say genuinely thank you very much for always providing consistent highlights and high quality cuts and such. fr fr, you're probably the main reason i'm able to keep up with the funny red guy! ty gnome!!!!
My favorite thing about these videos is that you bring in the chat's reactions. Its the main thing I miss on the VOD channel.
Dave is a gift to this world
HOLY COW! Dave served us a Turkey that was both raw and burnt, stuffed with unripe vegetables that were rotten.
i loved when little foot said its morbin time , thats why he was my favorite dog
And then the dog started morbin all over the place.
This has got to be the most god tier thumbnail gnome has ever blessed us with
I’m bustin up laughing before even clicking the video
You can see and feel the pain in his eyes, and you are laughing.
LET DAVE COOK CHAT!!!!!
NO DON'T LET DAVE COOK, CHAT!!!!!
@@BlackMoonHowls Dave shouldn't be allowed to cook
fun fact: the three horn debate won by 3 votes
20:40
I can imagine a recording booth where CursedKatey is behind the glass just ….gradually muting the audience behind them so you can only see their facial expressions as chaos continues to unfold.
Dave is the final evolution of mankind
"Crime Stream" in the bottom left the entire time
It was perfect for Dave when talking about Chimp activity
What's the Blasphemy Counter at? Because it gained at least 3 points from this stream alone.
Dave is just a supervillain at this point
Funny Red Man™ upholds the law and enforces a true American spirit
American Spirit is an American tobacco brand, bro. Thought I'd let you know.
I like how chat was almost immediately put into emote only mode the second Dave started talking about the n-word
Beavis and Butthead go to Finishing School
Waking it in the Tool Shed.
dave + redacted are not a combination you wanna see
Hearing Dave talk sometime feels like the equivalent of watching a drunk man walking a tightrope, between two skyscrapers.
Noooo, The original stream is gone now and Tomato cut the intro from his vod upload, this is the last remaining remnant of the intro
I like how sometimes tamto's streams are mockingly implying the 'insane streamer', but here, for example, we could see that it was Dave all along.
Dave is wildin
Dave is a wildling.
Tomato playing with dave is always a treat,a tree star if you will
I laughed so fucking hard at this
I miss Dave. Thanks for this!
i hope you do more thumbnail art submissions this one was fantastic!
I come back to this fucking video and it kills me each time, god. I wish I could have access to the chat again, this intro was the fucking best.
Thanks for the tomato highlights 😁
I want Dave and tomato to make a Game Grumps style gaming channel
Imagine choosing "Long Neck" or "Three Horn" over Pachycephalosaurus or Therizinosaurus.
What the F are those, Boomers?
@@BlackMoonHowls Bashin' Skull and Scythe Hands.
"Now rotate the N word" DAVE WHAT
Holy shit that was unhinged
Imagine slurs
I can. I have heard them before, not fun to be a kid around your ELDERS. DON'T listen to everything they say that's how you become truly racist.
Ah yes, Imagine Slurs, the famous rock band who has a song that goes "everybody wants to be my N-emy" right?
It's funny to me how normal curse words are okay but the spooky race words will get you killed.
God... I need more dave and tomato intros, MOREEEE
The Land Before Politics
THIS ONE WAS GREAT
30:13 First time seeing a knife person start out as a slasher and come back later to finish the job. I thought only handcuff attempts was stabbers. :)
This is top 10 cursed intros I was so worried when grooming came up
i gotta say out of all videos this one is my favorite lol
Could someone actually explain Dave's thought experiment? The only person i see talking about it here sounds like Dave's alt account.
That the elite groomers would invest in buying grooming monkeys so the word groomer isn't associated with freaks. But after a certain amount of time the monkeys would kill the groomers because they're monkeys.
Solid plan ngl
When he says imagine the N-word, do you imagine the phrase or the word? Idk, I think thats what he was getting at
basically hes saying are you racist for imagining a slur in your mind when he said the phrase "the n word" when technically it could mean any word starting with the letter N? or is he racist for instructing you to imagine something like a slur that you probably wouldnt have thought of without him giving you the idea? its kind of a schizo version of what came first the chicken or the egg
I love dave's muffled mic because he died in the round to impersonate the bad guy.
Wow you’re very brave gnome
Cant watch it now but i already know dave and ready or not is going to be spicy
Tomato “My bodycam must’ve broke” gaming
This is what happens when you let him cook
Tomato has aphantasia? My man.
So does DarkViperAU. He's an Australian GTA V Speed runner.
It's more fascinating of the fact that he has an empty dome, no thoughts in there his head so hollow you could store commercial line airplanes in there. Not a single space wasted on thought or imagination total devotion to Crungo the Monke God.
What was the sketch incident?
Dave, in an earlier stream, I believe a buddy cop stream, (the one with Will Smith, Gnome made a highlight on it.) mentioned he had a sketch he wanted to make, but because of “the big event” in 2020 (either Covid or BLM) he notes it would be in too much bad taste. Hence his phrase, “2023, can I say it yet?”
@@mr.weirdness5970 LMAO I REMEMBER THAT NOW
wow I thought this vod would've nuked from orbit considering Dave said the N word
Is… is the imagine test a real thing?
Here after the infamous "sketch"
Does anyone else think Dave kinda sorta sounds like Matt Berry sometimes?
Should've let him cook
dave ,
20:55 I am beginning to understand Dave's Method to Madness there in that thought experiment, also how Tamto thinky, it very funky. Well I don't blame Dave, nor do I blame myself, because he SAID "The N word" that could be literally anything in the English lexicon, but we all know what he meant and technically yes it does work like that. I believe that Dave only reminded me of the folly of racism and the stupidity of humanity of trying to take "it" back. Thats effing stupid. "And all the King's men and all the King's horses couldn't put the Q back in LGBT because that has been used for far too long as a put down." This isn't the ye olden tymes where queer meant odd or strange and gay meant happy or content but people still frown upon other people that have pointy ears or magic folk like in The Witcher.
It was ALL A TEST to see how people think. Psychology is a tricky thing to understand, and it is vastly different for everyone.
29:22 Omega lol. AND Tamo with the Colt Python. A P90 is a personal defense weapon because it is light, has a high rate of fire and a fairly sizable magazine for ammunition, 30 rounds. It is made from sheet metal as opposed to certain other kinds being made with hand fitted machined parts. That takes actual craftsmen not just some guy in a factory a lot of time and effort to make, why it never became prevalent, only sheet metal guns are more efficient to make and less costly. Lest this be like Battletech and the cursed Charger is made...
dave kinda based
Dave has to stop making me racist.
Man, I loved Dave's idea lol. Twitch chat ruining the fun as always.
I say again, Dave and Chris Chan have identical senses of humor
Come on Mr. Bubbles, I see angels.
I was here first bozos
No YOU were not, lamo. Patreon was here first, then Brett uploaded, then Gnome edited strem and then they uploaded. Is this your first time here?
@@BlackMoonHowls i dont even know who you are ( ´,_ゝ`)
@@Leakylemon Neither I to you stranger just know, you are wrong that is all. Have a nice day, friendo.
Dave racist arc
you think this is funny? reuploading one of tomatoes content onto your channel? your stealing tomatoes thunder man!!!
Damn dude. Its nice having highlights and full streams for vod boys. Also in this case on trash DAVES cooking section got cut out so thanks to gnome we have a home for that.
This is insane, I always wondered why Dave bits would someone get the vid banned. Jfc
Dave, what psychologist have you been talking to 😭
We let him cook and he overseasoned 🥲
NO HE BURNED IT TO A EFFING CRISP, and then some. I heard of effied up food orders but this is insane.