What if Shaq missed all 11,252 of his free throws? | Dorktown

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  • @luislimon427
    @luislimon427 4 роки тому +955

    Shaq named his boat Free Throw because he knows he’ll never sink it

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 6 років тому +1764

    Next video idea: What if Shaq was forced to play basketball with Barry Bonds' bat?

    • @mark2220
      @mark2220 6 років тому +17

      I see what you did there ;)

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 4 роки тому +24

      What if Michael Jordan had to play with Shaq's bat.

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 3 роки тому +19

      What if Shaq played basketball without a ball

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jivvi what if Tiger Woods had to play with Fetisov's stick?

    • @calypso4533
      @calypso4533 2 роки тому +4

      @@Jivvi thats on a different website

  • @Hummabubba
    @Hummabubba 6 років тому +2954

    I feel bad for SB Nation. There's an entire team they have and all we want from them, is Jon Bois.

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 5 років тому +172

      I mean, the heart want what it wants. Also, so do the testicles.

    • @alexremoll
      @alexremoll 5 років тому +162

      We love the other SBN guys. But we fucking adore Jon Bois

    • @ForumArcade
      @ForumArcade 4 роки тому +12

      But you just... Why did you... You copied your own reply.

    • @stupid2574
      @stupid2574 4 роки тому +17

      I rather see Seth

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 4 роки тому +2

      Alexander Remoll Eh. The other SB guys kiiinnddaaa suck

  • @SecretBaseSBN
    @SecretBaseSBN  6 років тому +2932

    where's jon???

    • @de132
      @de132 6 років тому +23

      SB Nation I THINK HE'S HERE!

    • @ThatIrishSOB
      @ThatIrishSOB 6 років тому +17

      There he is

    • @Hummabubba
      @Hummabubba 6 років тому +265

      I feel bad for SB Nation. There's an entire team they have and all we want from them, is Jon Bois.

    • @joeybusch7367
      @joeybusch7367 6 років тому +1

      dead

    • @therealjrb5140
      @therealjrb5140 6 років тому +6

      this isn't the same

  • @panner11
    @panner11 6 років тому +336

    Fun fact: If Kareem missed all his free throws, he would still be #4 in scoring all time.

    • @charlesworkman8133
      @charlesworkman8133 4 роки тому +20

      Finesse player. Didn't stop them from hacking the hell out of him too though.

  • @ThePs3gameer
    @ThePs3gameer 6 років тому +1354

    We asked for Jon Bois
    They gave us Jon Bois

    • @maxmcquide7147
      @maxmcquide7147 6 років тому +1

      DLion the prophecy has been fulfilled.

    • @deluge-rainstorm9055
      @deluge-rainstorm9055 6 років тому +1

      🅱on 🅱ois

    • @noxebop
      @noxebop 6 років тому

      More like they gave us Jon BOYS.

    • @jacob8972
      @jacob8972 6 років тому +1

      do you pronounce it jon boys or jon buah

    • @EvanSchatz
      @EvanSchatz 6 років тому +1

      Jacob Telford boy-ss

  • @randommage1
    @randommage1 6 років тому +1628

    Jon Bois two times in a month??? The world must be ending.

  • @nicolasontiveros858
    @nicolasontiveros858 6 років тому +2226

    This is good, but its not Pretty Good

    • @Imnevergonnapostvids
      @Imnevergonnapostvids 6 років тому +10

      Nicolas Ontiveros *pretty good

    • @TrentonLandmark
      @TrentonLandmark 6 років тому +6

      Go Cards!

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 6 років тому +6

      I wish I could like your comment twice; once for the comment itself, and once for the Cards!

    • @maxwellweiss9849
      @maxwellweiss9849 6 років тому +1

      Nicolas Ontiveros aaaaaaa I see what you diid there

    • @mattschumacher4581
      @mattschumacher4581 4 роки тому +1

      This isn’t a chart party. It’s more like a chart get together.

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 6 років тому +1123

    if he missed every free throw, wouldn't the "Hack-a-Shaq" strategy have been even more of a thing? he wouldn't be 0-for-11252, he'd be 0-for-30k or more...

    • @footballboy7590
      @footballboy7590 6 років тому +23

      theunwelcome that's what I was thinking

    • @dylan1739heiring
      @dylan1739heiring 6 років тому +176

      There's so many factors missed, if he missed every free throw wouldn't there be some offensive rebounds?

    • @tonysimicich4974
      @tonysimicich4974 6 років тому +95

      Yes,they would have hacked more. Although, there would only be so many more times he could be fouled before his opponents fouled out.

    • @bencoggins794
      @bencoggins794 6 років тому +23

      Obviously, but the stats would stay the same. Besides, there is really no way to calculate that

    • @sambeaumont395
      @sambeaumont395 6 років тому +18

      DJCoggins obviously? If Shaq, literally missed every free throw he wouldn’t see anywhere near the court time.

  • @BrandonReck
    @BrandonReck 6 років тому +351

    JON. YES.

  • @markjones952
    @markjones952 6 років тому +939

    Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way they dribble up and down the court.

  • @williamdowling7718
    @williamdowling7718 5 років тому +78

    I'm curious about what would have happened (same analytics) if he was a decent free throw shooter. How much would it have helped his teams if he made 80-85%??

    • @emperorsascharoni9577
      @emperorsascharoni9577 9 місяців тому +2

      He wouldn’t have had close to as. Any freethrow attempts

  • @mercilpb
    @mercilpb 6 років тому +17

    "If you just don't try, it'll be fine"
    Jon spitting straight truth at us again

  • @wheatbyproduct
    @wheatbyproduct 6 років тому +69

    I saw the thumbnail and thought it was chart party. Saw the name, got disappointed. Opened it anyway, felt bliss.

  • @jeremyhughes6020
    @jeremyhughes6020 6 років тому +107

    Love the new series, but it can’t beat the aesthetic of pretty good and chart party. Please keep those going!

  • @MrVradley
    @MrVradley 6 років тому +563

    Still doing chart party right???😥

  • @derekwarner8478
    @derekwarner8478 6 років тому +717

    We asked for chart party
    They gave us dorktown

  • @Twigmf
    @Twigmf 6 років тому +120

    The question should be "what if he made every free throw?"

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 5 років тому +22

      He and Wilt were the most dominant forces in NBA history. If he was even decent at free throw shooting, he’s pretty much unstoppable and would’ve won 2 or 3 more championships.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 років тому +25

      matt According to Shaq himself, it was one of the greatest regrets of his career, because he could have moved much higher up on the all time scoring list

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 5 років тому +2

      @@TheGeorgeD13 Facts, and yes wow, imagine Wilt and Shaq with decent free throws shooting.

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 4 роки тому +6

      Dusk TheHunter You don’t even have to ask we have that, it’s called Wilt’s 100 point game. One of the few times in his career he was competent from the line, he shot 28-32.

    • @chilogutierrez458
      @chilogutierrez458 4 роки тому +1

      I dont thinknot woulda made a big diff. They targeted him cuz he was bad. If he was good they woulda stopped

  • @Mr.Peggle
    @Mr.Peggle 6 років тому +70

    Jon bois is the goat

  • @genociderjill
    @genociderjill 6 років тому +90

    God Bless Jon Bois.

  • @jdnk
    @jdnk 6 років тому +242

    Man where the hell is card show
    There were so many cards left to open

    • @1000Dogsand2
      @1000Dogsand2 6 років тому +27

      Niel Jacoby nope they opened all the cards ever

    • @bjorn_joseph
      @bjorn_joseph 6 років тому +19

      CARD SHOW CARD SHOW CARD SHOW

    • @boredsoimakevideos12
      @boredsoimakevideos12 6 років тому +8

      I rather enjoyed Card Show lol it was a nice “series” to binge

    • @razkable
      @razkable 6 років тому +3

      ha.. it was good but not very *great..oh i messed up the pun again..damn it..I'll just leave

    • @bjorn_joseph
      @bjorn_joseph 6 років тому +4

      Checklist checklist!

  • @MyPisceanNature
    @MyPisceanNature 6 років тому +58

    I played my brother in 2K some years ago, back when Shaq was still playing and at a high level. I became quite pissed, because my brother shot (and made) more 3s in that game with Shaq than Shaq attempted in his entire career, and hit them at an 90% clip, including a 3/4 court shot to win at the buzzer.

    • @dvidfmar
      @dvidfmar 6 років тому +17

      Your brother fiddled with the shot success sliders in the options.

    • @redline841
      @redline841 Рік тому +1

      @@dvidfmar brother just had a good spot on the couch

  • @ryderpham5464
    @ryderpham5464 6 років тому +217

    Our lord and savior jon bois

  • @joshua9093
    @joshua9093 4 роки тому +11

    The stat that amazes me the most is that his entire career amounted to one month of floor time in an NBA game. That is mind blowing

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 3 роки тому

      Michael Jordan played even less...

  • @charmingeskimo1902
    @charmingeskimo1902 6 років тому +39

    Please keep chart party going!!!

  • @mrexcadrill8474
    @mrexcadrill8474 6 років тому +84

    Jon Bois is the best man ever. However make chart party great again

  • @tristanbuder2277
    @tristanbuder2277 6 років тому +46

    PLEASE DON'T GET RID OF CHART PARTY!!!!!!!!!

  • @RudieObias
    @RudieObias 6 років тому +2

    Because he was so good at everything else, Shaq always said not being good at shooting free throws made him a humble basketball player.

  • @bobbob465
    @bobbob465 2 роки тому +3

    Here you go, folks. This is what would ultimately give us The Mariners, The Falcons, Dave Steib, Steve Bono getting outrun by an O lineman, and a literal plane crash.

  • @bluurrg1112
    @bluurrg1112 6 років тому +6

    They should totally do an episode on Bartolo Colon and his awesomeness

  • @STJRedstorm
    @STJRedstorm 6 років тому

    @SB Nation Whatever you do, don't let Jon Bois go. He is the backbone of sports journalism.

  • @christopherpennetta8973
    @christopherpennetta8973 6 років тому +1

    Alright!!! Jon is back and he brought a friend to play dork with!!! This is awesome!!! Can't wait to fill my head with all of the knowledge these two will bestow on me!!

  • @theflev-matic4892
    @theflev-matic4892 Рік тому +3

    Fun fact if every nba player missed all their free throws that'd be pretty funny

  • @yummychili941
    @yummychili941 5 років тому +24

    “I resimulated his entire career”
    *jon intensifies*

  • @oskardewolf9963
    @oskardewolf9963 6 років тому +1

    Finally more Jon Bois. Thats Good. I need even more now. Feed me more Jon Bois. Jon BOOOOOOOOIS!

  • @alexcampbell7685
    @alexcampbell7685 6 років тому +5

    One more thing to consider: what % of missed free throws did Shaq’s team get offensive rebounds? Some of Shaq’s misses would have resulted in points for his team, how big an impact on the data would that have?

  • @OldRage
    @OldRage 5 років тому +9

    I think it would've actually been more interesting if you made a video of what if Shaq actually made 75% of his free throws.

  • @UggaBugga1
    @UggaBugga1 6 років тому +8

    Thanks for all the hard work you guys put into these videos for us :]

    • @razkable
      @razkable 6 років тому

      they didnt put much into this one cause shaq didnt take many shots outside of 6 feet and to say Steph shoots better from 3 than him from 7 feet and out is kind of stupid to say ....shaq would take mayb 1 7+ foot hook every other game..maybe ..

  • @0-Elias-0
    @0-Elias-0 5 років тому +6

    Q: What if Shaq missed every free throw he ever took?
    A: Kobe would own a Shaq-skin rug.

  • @Oscar-yq5ve
    @Oscar-yq5ve 6 років тому

    Yes we want more of this show

  • @eddie_lightning2745
    @eddie_lightning2745 6 років тому +3

    Was just listening to a song by J Dilla and guilty Simpson today what has the lyrics 'I don't make raps for free, if I did I wouldn't make it like Shaq from three' what a coincidence. Love the new series though

  • @chimericalical
    @chimericalical 4 роки тому +1

    My sister told me about this strategy she discovered after decades of research on how to succeed (generally in whatever).
    It’s fairly simple: work on things you excel at while never putting too much effort in things you’re terrible at cause they’re a lost cause.
    My immediate thought was Shaq. Shaq is a player who does what Shaq does best while never needing to care about what he does poorly.
    If you took Shaq’s skill set in a game like NBA live or NBA 2K and evened then out across the board... he’d be an interesting player...
    So, take all stats Shaq has (PPG, shots per game, rebounds, steals, blocks, etc) and weigh them against the average. By percentage of players who’ve had enough time on the court for their stats to be relevant.
    The average = a value of 5.
    You take what Shaq did and figure out his value based on the average.
    So... from 1992-2011 the FG% was collectively .477
    Shaqs carreer FG% is .582
    (582x5)/477 = 6.1
    He’s 1.1 above average in FG% through his entire career.
    I’m curious how his stats as a whole would be laid out if this were done for all of his stats against the average, then all of his stats were evened out across the board.

  • @jak1165
    @jak1165 6 років тому +1

    My favorite Shaq statistic is that when David Robinson claimed the scoring title in the 93-94 season after dumping in 71 points in the final game of the season to beat him by 1 half point (29.8 to 29.3). They were 1 and 2 in total free throws attempted. If Shaq had made just 28 more free throws of the 850 he attempted, he would have won the scoring title by .02 points

  • @theshawshankinception1220
    @theshawshankinception1220 6 років тому +12

    Oh my god, I literally just looked up Shaq’s 3 point percentage in his career a few days ago!

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 3 роки тому

      you couldn't believe it was under 5 either?

  • @timhall5382
    @timhall5382 6 місяців тому +1

    I don't understand what these guys are so amazed by? Its like they never saw him play. I think going from the 2 seed and winning a championship to not making the playoffs is a pretty enormous difference. They act like its no big deal.

  • @sunshine_tidings6983
    @sunshine_tidings6983 6 років тому

    i admittedly don't like this format for chart party as much as the classic style, but it was still a cool video and i still love you

  • @Strype13
    @Strype13 4 роки тому +3

    While certainly interesting, the most intriguing part of this video was finding out the Bulls used to be called the "Chicago Zephyrs."

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 3 роки тому

      no, the zephyrs were a different team and moved to Baltimore, then DC. The Bulls are a completely different team (and 3 years separate the two teams in chicago)

  • @johncrotty169
    @johncrotty169 6 років тому +2

    > Not Chart Party
    I sleep
    > Jon Bois is there anyway
    REAL SHEET?!?!

  • @0-Elias-0
    @0-Elias-0 5 років тому +23

    Q: What if Shaq missed every free throw he ever took?
    A: Chris Dudley would've averaged 8 fouls a game.

  • @Voltanaut
    @Voltanaut 6 років тому +7

    I'm amazed Wilt has a percentage of 51.1%. Unbelievable.

  • @xandermm24
    @xandermm24 6 років тому

    We ask for more Chart Party and Pretty Good. SB Nation gives us this. It wasn’t terrible, but no where near where Jon’s other series are

  • @ItsDatCajunStuff
    @ItsDatCajunStuff 4 роки тому

    "You don't have to try really, and everything's going to be fine." Life lesson learned, thanks dudes.

  • @andrewschaeffer5241
    @andrewschaeffer5241 6 років тому +1

    YES JON IS BACK

  • @CadChamberlain
    @CadChamberlain 6 років тому

    More Jon Bois, finally.

  • @treyendoalvarez8908
    @treyendoalvarez8908 6 років тому +5

    hey... Im all glad for the update of the show and all.. two thumbs... but before you get all willy nilly with your new stuff, can you go back and upload the missing EPISODES OF CHART PARTY PLEASE.. i mean, at least if its a copyright issue, send me a link to it so i can watch it at my (read: our) pleasure. Thanks in advance!!!

  • @lfont1103
    @lfont1103 2 роки тому +1

    greatest intro of all time

  • @nedisahonkey
    @nedisahonkey 6 років тому +1

    Wow Jon Bois giving me things I didn't even know I wanted 😍

  • @westty1850
    @westty1850 6 років тому

    The comment sections of the Jon bois videos are happy he's there and the comment sections of the other videos just want Jon bois.

  • @blakfloyd
    @blakfloyd 6 років тому

    I appreciate that they both got the memo for casual lumberjack Friday at the office.

  • @classified6333
    @classified6333 6 років тому

    Jon the savior has risen

  • @gabrielhankinson2608
    @gabrielhankinson2608 6 років тому

    I got really sad when Jon left his old channel never realizing he came here but o have finally found him

  • @fourthwallbreak7727
    @fourthwallbreak7727 6 років тому

    Pretty neat video. Never followed basketball much, but I found this video pretty interesting. I've been a fan of Chart Party for a while, and while this video is different, I certainly wouldn't say it's "worse and not-as-good". It's certainly not Chart Party, but it's not bad. Anyways, if having this series means getting to watch more stuff with Jon Bois and his charts and graphs (which make both sports and statistics interesting to me), that makes it pretty good in my book.

  • @williamnabors5911
    @williamnabors5911 6 років тому

    no no no!!! the best parts wear the music and editing. pls this was the best show on the internet

  • @noxebop
    @noxebop 6 років тому +2

    It must be Sunday because we're all out to worship.

  • @tejseth8027
    @tejseth8027 6 років тому +3

    JON OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

  • @Jzmitchell801
    @Jzmitchell801 6 років тому

    Literally clicked on this video going "Well it's not Jon Bois but guess I'll check it out." But it IS Jon Bois! Best. Surprise. Ever.

  • @irwinrussell60
    @irwinrussell60 6 років тому

    I have no doubt that Dorktown is easier to produce than Chart Party, and I love that we get more of Jon, but I do love the editing and storytelling of Chart Party. I hope that Dorktown is a complement to Chart Party and not a replacement for it.

  • @klarissak
    @klarissak 5 років тому +5

    Now....what if he made all of them!? 🧐 @sbnation

  • @tristenspencer
    @tristenspencer 6 років тому

    Awesome vid! It'd also be cool to see how much better shaq and his teams would have been if he improved his ft% little by little.

  • @VictorGonzalez-xv1hj
    @VictorGonzalez-xv1hj 6 років тому

    I love this but the presentation and visuals of Chart Party is what we want and need

  • @CrickfootGattie
    @CrickfootGattie 6 років тому

    I love how Drummond and Jordan have actually improved their free throws

  • @CombatClassics1
    @CombatClassics1 6 років тому

    The great one has returned

  • @robertshelley6652
    @robertshelley6652 6 років тому +19

    I want my chart party😭

  • @jeffnicholas6342
    @jeffnicholas6342 6 років тому

    I'm from Orlando. As a tween, I loved the NBA because of Jordan. When Shaq came to the Magic in the draft I was stoked. Then I heard Nirvana and my interest in basketball was replaced by music. Yet, I still followed Shaq's career--and other Magic players--and glad to know, statically hypothetically--he sucked at free-throws but still remains as a GOAT

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 3 роки тому

      shaq is top ten all time FG% -- MJ is tied for 155th place! Kinda puts greatness into perspective.

  • @adivliebstein3146
    @adivliebstein3146 6 років тому +12

    Wait is chart party done?

    • @heyandy889
      @heyandy889 5 років тому

      it is rare but no it is not done. (I am from the future.) look at The Bob Emergency.

    • @heyandy889
      @heyandy889 5 років тому

      also The Saddest Punt Ever

  • @PeterDawoud
    @PeterDawoud 6 років тому

    I loved every moment of this video.

  • @severinposey6926
    @severinposey6926 6 років тому

    WE WANT MORE JON BOIS

  • @guffhuff4746
    @guffhuff4746 6 років тому

    Jon BOIS = GAWD

  • @iansymonds8155
    @iansymonds8155 3 роки тому +1

    If you think about it, if you take away the free throws, he would finish a game with an odd number of points one time in his career

  • @erikc3379
    @erikc3379 6 років тому +4

    When are we getting the Jon Bois / McElroy crossover?

    • @racg174
      @racg174 5 років тому

      Erik Chancy it happened a couple of times actually already justin had jon on a review of a sports game and jons episode of pretty good about the 1904 olympic marathon has sydnee as a medical expert

  • @saab9251
    @saab9251 6 років тому

    Bois is back in town!!

  • @lakedubois8109
    @lakedubois8109 6 років тому

    Jon Bois.... I’m crying

  • @1mfilms
    @1mfilms 6 років тому

    5:42 it's like a chart showing the insane distance between astronomical objects, lol

  • @OldManBOMBIN
    @OldManBOMBIN 4 роки тому

    I've been watching so many of these videos that my dreams were all animated charts last night. I'm not complaining, though.

  • @Just10tb
    @Just10tb 6 років тому

    Never change Jon Bois, except now, I like this change. But never change again.

  • @nathanli9565
    @nathanli9565 6 років тому +2

    When I hear that Jon Bois is back: 3:05

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 5 років тому

    I could swear I remember Shaq hitting a three from the corner in a fairly important moment... maybe it was a long two but the image is just stuck in my head.

  • @lawslugger
    @lawslugger 5 років тому

    This music reminds me of a 90’s PBS special. And it’s a cure for insomnia

  • @kipperkumbiss6600
    @kipperkumbiss6600 6 років тому

    Welcome back to another 4 episode series that takes 2 years just to finish

  • @juanchorod1
    @juanchorod1 4 роки тому

    I think this is an interesting exercise. A more interesting one would be: what if Shaq was an average free throw shooter or an all time great at free throw shooting.

  • @c0sselburn
    @c0sselburn 6 років тому

    Our lord and savior Jon Bois has returned to us

  • @TheMikeGodwin
    @TheMikeGodwin 6 років тому

    I'm a simple man. I see a Jon Bois thumbnail, I click.

  • @maxhines4705
    @maxhines4705 6 років тому

    A new thing by the Bois!!

  • @theshawshankinception1220
    @theshawshankinception1220 6 років тому +9

    Tim Duncan went 30 for 158 in 3-point percentage in his career. I’m just saying this because I love Tim Duncan.

    • @whobitmyname
      @whobitmyname 5 років тому +1

      The Shawshank Inception 30 for 158 is not a percentage.

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter 6 років тому +10

    Please don't say this is the end of chart party!

  • @Hummabubba
    @Hummabubba 6 років тому +2

    The based God Jon Bois

  • @Iscoretouchdownseveryday
    @Iscoretouchdownseveryday 6 років тому +1

    you should do what would happen if shaq made all his free throws

  • @killedradiostar
    @killedradiostar 6 років тому

    Daddy Jon is back!

  • @AlfaEcho
    @AlfaEcho 6 років тому +3

    -Where's Jon?-
    Where's chart party?

  • @hankhill2732
    @hankhill2732 6 років тому

    Saw the title and just knew that was Jon