Bill Burr 5 Minute stand-up.

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  • @AG-uj1cp
    @AG-uj1cp 11 років тому +1690

    Bill seriously has the funniest woman impression I've ever heard. Between the face he makes and the voice he does I laugh every time.

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 4 роки тому

      @Royal Messiah they probably did

    • @jackieboy9120
      @jackieboy9120 3 роки тому

      Absolutely

    • @rontungol1383
      @rontungol1383 3 роки тому

      Nah Patrice is more exaggerated honestly and Patrice is more volatile and passive aggressive when he does women bill I always thought was doing his wife lmao if you hear his wife talk

    • @CarQuizzical
      @CarQuizzical 2 роки тому

      funniest because its the most accurate

    • @jacoblockemy8512
      @jacoblockemy8512 2 роки тому

      Pablo Francisco is a very close 2nd

  • @MrStrike45
    @MrStrike45 9 років тому +2076

    omg Bill kills it every time he performs! Easily one of the most talented comedians of this era

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 років тому +21

      Agreed! He's one of my top ten favorite stand-up comedians.

    • @alexandercraver573
      @alexandercraver573 5 років тому +6

      MrStrike45 he can be over the top and make crude examples but his ending points are just great

    • @bplmarko8979
      @bplmarko8979 5 років тому +8

      Of all time

    • @KhuldonAlsonaine
      @KhuldonAlsonaine 5 років тому +5

      I would say Carlin is #1 Bill is 2nd.

    • @DavidWCooke
      @DavidWCooke 5 років тому +6

      ...of all time!

  • @miketopper460
    @miketopper460 9 років тому +2308

    It's aspaaaaragus!!!!

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 6 років тому +54

      Mike Topper I thought it was Pesto.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 6 років тому +33

      Who would want to sleep in on a sunday when you can go pay 52$ for eggs?

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому +28

      @@superleipoman Now you're thinking.

    • @thattransstoner_4205
      @thattransstoner_4205 5 років тому +7

      My friend and I reenact that constantly

    • @Heisenberg355
      @Heisenberg355 5 років тому +6

      @@thattransstoner_4205 I am genuinely jealous of that. 😂

  • @icyurchins
    @icyurchins 10 років тому +2255

    Finally, somebody said something about those moronic conversations at diners about pesto.

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 9 років тому +6028

    Is the audience 100% women or did it just keep cutting to them to show they are not getting angry?

    • @heroiclegendxxx
      @heroiclegendxxx 9 років тому +353

      The latter. Love your vids.

    • @zakvillarreal8236
      @zakvillarreal8236 9 років тому +86

      Make more salad fingers

    • @badfish2743
      @badfish2743 8 років тому +61

      You're fucking amazing.

    • @GingerBagels
      @GingerBagels 8 років тому +4

      Not the real David Firth I assume?

    • @ca9782
      @ca9782 8 років тому +6

      GingerBagels Look at his account.

  • @Bassywassy20
    @Bassywassy20 5 років тому +493

    He only had 5 minutes! Holy crap he's good.

    • @buckleymordecai9605
      @buckleymordecai9605 5 років тому +5

      He is a 'god' among men. Lol

    • @Sena-co1ug
      @Sena-co1ug 4 роки тому +6

      He was a seasoned comic by then. 5 minutes is supposed to be cake walk for talented comics.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +1

      He’s good at the tight 5

  • @georgegray2712
    @georgegray2712 10 років тому +2177

    1:59 they're laughing at the $52 eggs for brunch comment because they didn't have to pay for it

  • @c41pt41n
    @c41pt41n 6 років тому +571

    Man, I want Bill Burr saying "FUKKEN NOOO" to be my phone's notification sound

    • @utetopia1620
      @utetopia1620 5 років тому +20

      Rip this video to MP3, cut the resulting audio file... Bam.. there's your ring tone.

    • @filip3148
      @filip3148 5 років тому +3

      That fucken no is legendary.

    • @dimbasick
      @dimbasick 5 років тому +2

      I just did that. Thanks for the idea

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 5 років тому

      @@filip3148 The "Fuck that! I'm not going (skydiving)!" was legendarier

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 5 років тому +3

      You can easily set that up if you aren't a boomer.

  • @daverudaba8564
    @daverudaba8564 10 років тому +316

    This is one of my favorite comedians

    • @feliciagrundstrom6624
      @feliciagrundstrom6624 10 років тому

      are you out of your mind? he's a fucking sexist

    • @QuantumFeldspar
      @QuantumFeldspar 10 років тому +40

      Felicia Grundström shut the fuck up

    • @feliciagrundstrom6624
      @feliciagrundstrom6624 10 років тому

      My Body Is Ready Hello there on you too

    • @r.b.2958
      @r.b.2958 10 років тому +15

      Felicia Grundström Ok lets try to have an intelligent conversation. In what way is he a sexist?

    • @feliciagrundstrom6624
      @feliciagrundstrom6624 10 років тому

      Richard Buhalo No, lets just face that you even had to ask why hi is sexist. So no, in not going to argue with you

  • @briandonahue3117
    @briandonahue3117 10 років тому +194

    Something to be said about a 5 min. standup skit that I can watch over and over and it only gets funnier than the last!
    The most real SOB out there in the spotlight!
    BILL BURR!

    • @briandonahue3117
      @briandonahue3117 10 років тому +2

      It does suck.. although, could he really beat out his latest skits? Not sure there's anything else to say about women! Lol
      He's pretty witty hopefully it'll be soon.

    • @dr.j7542
      @dr.j7542 7 років тому

      Yeah man. Hopefully. This guy's d best

  • @wh3747
    @wh3747 2 роки тому +17

    Bill has the PERFECT voice and tone for his kind of comedy.

    • @Dman9fp
      @Dman9fp 2 роки тому

      But then it sucks people with a similar voice trying to talk about serious stuff lmao, not that this life isn't a comedy/ tragedy to be mostly laughed at, apparently.. xD

  • @jamesh8654
    @jamesh8654 9 років тому +74

    that "fucking nooo" cracks me up like you won't believe.

  • @Gizmotechno
    @Gizmotechno 11 років тому +706

    I love how the women are laughing their asses off, while a lot of the men in the audience have those half assed laughs thinking "Can I laugh at this? Is it ok if I laugh at this?" lol.

    • @nah6430
      @nah6430 6 років тому +34

      Gizmotechno looking at their girlfriends asking permission

    • @leftheodo
      @leftheodo 6 років тому +28

      You can't call them men if they are afraid to laugh with a joke

    • @williehughes1690
      @williehughes1690 6 років тому +1

      I caught that to good eye

    • @sleepover4rover
      @sleepover4rover 5 років тому +5

      Fuckin pussies.

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 роки тому +3

      No, they're showing the women more to show they're not getting offended.

  • @SolaRossonero
    @SolaRossonero 11 років тому +629

    This man says the fucking truth!

    • @xFerris
      @xFerris 11 років тому +20

      - The fucking truth.

    • @perwiratempur
      @perwiratempur 11 років тому +7

      xFerris fucking truth

    • @SolaRossonero
      @SolaRossonero 11 років тому +2

      SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL!!!!
      :D I couldn't avoid to say it XD

    • @JazukaiX
      @JazukaiX 10 років тому +4

      SolaRoxTube
      Why would anyone do that?

    • @Chris_t0
      @Chris_t0 10 років тому

      Lets face it if there was a shuttle saving people from earth men would overpower the women and more men would survive than woman. Times have changed, men are aggressive and can get what they want unlike women.

  • @coleeiden20
    @coleeiden20 6 років тому +594

    “Well at least the women and children go!”
    “WELL WHAT ABOUT ME?!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😂

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 4 роки тому +3

      What about meEeEeE 😢

  • @rendermatt
    @rendermatt 10 років тому +4050

    If women like it, its chivalry. If women don't like it, its sexism.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 6 років тому +32

      logos2600 yeah pretty much.

    • @bryanmiller476
      @bryanmiller476 5 років тому +35

      logos2600 which actually is sexist itself

    • @Drchainsaw77
      @Drchainsaw77 5 років тому +47

      @@bryanmiller476 Soooo..... noticing observable patterns in behavior carries an "--ist" with it.

    • @n1te
      @n1te 5 років тому +3

      wow that's genius ;D

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 5 років тому +75

      If he shows interest in her and she is into him, he's a stud. If he does the same, but she is not attracted to him, he's a creep.

  • @doormathobo
    @doormathobo 7 років тому +252

    This set is exactly 5 minutes long. Bill Burr is a PROFESSIONAL at tight fives.

    • @picklep9812
      @picklep9812 3 роки тому +2

      It’s edited for time

    • @MacLanphear
      @MacLanphear 2 роки тому +8

      @@picklep9812 there’s always one of you, eh?

    • @Sebastian-dz2kl
      @Sebastian-dz2kl 2 роки тому +5

      @@MacLanphear right down the fuckin middle

  • @atheistickhan7216
    @atheistickhan7216 7 років тому +436

    Bill Burr : king of truth.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 5 років тому

      @@monkadelic13 lmao take it your a fan of Trump

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 5 років тому

      @Red Pilled Fox you know there a difference between just being a feminist and being a extremist

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 5 років тому +1

      @Red Pilled Fox all right man just sounding a little like an extremist yourself. As soon as you start generalizing people into groups, kinda makes you look a little ignorant.

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 5 років тому

      @jo donkey not really not at all. I take you never listen to his podcast, or seen his last special.

    • @nabil5134
      @nabil5134 2 роки тому

      @@jtheman4678 imagine having a superiority complex and use the wrong your

  • @clarencebignuts9525
    @clarencebignuts9525 8 років тому +113

    Every time I come across pesto in my life i just hear old billy ballbag's voice in my head and crack the fuck up

  • @Syringey
    @Syringey 11 років тому +161

    He's definitely one of the future legends
    He is very underrated
    He has a lot of Carlin-esque boldness

    • @tommcdonough7915
      @tommcdonough7915 4 роки тому +50

      Look at him now, you're right

    • @nancyscottartprojects7848
      @nancyscottartprojects7848 3 роки тому +3

      For reason can burrs career not go further, let's think?! 🤔🤫

    • @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
      @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 3 роки тому +2

      Called it!

    • @Tushar_Talwar_09
      @Tushar_Talwar_09 3 роки тому +9

      The future is here old man...

    • @Tushar_Talwar_09
      @Tushar_Talwar_09 3 роки тому +3

      @Pine Trees
      Goddamn these 9 hour old fetuses need to stop calling me an old man...
      The kids these days ugh
      Talk to me when you're 4 days old kid....

  • @musicsdarkangel
    @musicsdarkangel 10 років тому +214

    Man, Bill Burr just KILLED it.

    • @filiporvik2782
      @filiporvik2782 9 років тому +2

      +bledredwine incredible how funny he could be in just 5 mins

  • @xxforeskin_gamerxx4395
    @xxforeskin_gamerxx4395 4 роки тому +1037

    These 5 minutes were literally funnier than Amy Schumer's whole career.

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 3 роки тому +54

      Probably the understatement of the decade.

    • @november9595
      @november9595 3 роки тому +39

      amy schumer is not even funny.

    • @FredX1977
      @FredX1977 3 роки тому +31

      Around 5 months ago my girlfriend wanted me to watch that Amy Schumer movie I FEEL PRETTY with her. about 15 minutes in I wanted to kill myself and about halfway through my girlfriend turned it off. It was just like Amy's entire career, an unwatchable catastrophe.

    • @TJ-kk5zf
      @TJ-kk5zf 3 роки тому +25

      bypass surgery is funnier than her whole career

    • @Only2GendersCommonSense
      @Only2GendersCommonSense 3 роки тому +15

      5 minutes of knitting is funnier than her whole career.

  • @michaellombard3524
    @michaellombard3524 8 років тому +381

    2:02 "Oh its asparagus...ITS ASPARAGUS!!"

    • @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634
      @pizzafacesuperleipoman8634 6 років тому +31

      I thought it was PESTO!

    • @corykarhoff5941
      @corykarhoff5941 5 років тому +3

      @@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634 so worth $52 and a loss of sleep.

    • @crummdog8125
      @crummdog8125 5 років тому +9

      The voice he does kills me

    • @nalgene247
      @nalgene247 5 років тому +11

      That one middle age woman laughing her ass off. She knows.

    • @nyakwarObat
      @nyakwarObat 4 роки тому

      @@nalgene247 most of them know, surprised someone been paying attention and shortened their list of tricks

  • @wyansas
    @wyansas 10 років тому +568

    That Boston accent is funny all over the world.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 6 років тому +29

      Boston accent really works for "working class" types.

    • @foserk7063
      @foserk7063 5 років тому +23

      Along with his imaginative and realistic humour

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 5 років тому +7

      @@superleipoman :which Burr embodies perfectly.

    • @rosaamarillo2110
      @rosaamarillo2110 4 роки тому +1

      As a Texan married to a Bostonian.... you also don’t F with them, that’s for sure!

    • @iggyblitz8739
      @iggyblitz8739 3 роки тому +2

      Well the accent is one thing but the brilliant jokes and his timing and delivery is what makes it comedy gold.

  • @transportman3498
    @transportman3498 9 років тому +28

    Bill Burr is the funniest comedian on the planet.

  • @danilogora911
    @danilogora911 2 роки тому +8

    13 years ago and already preaching the real shit
    Respect Bill

  • @temudjin38
    @temudjin38 3 роки тому +7

    This is one of his best moments. He’s really enjoying himself too, great to watch.

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 5 років тому +13

    He will go down as one of the best comedians EVER! This guy is so brutally honest

  • @markjames3694
    @markjames3694 3 роки тому +2

    How many times have I seen this clip? It keeps getting recommended, I watch it again, and I laugh everytime! Bill Burr is absolutely hillarious! Favorite comedian!

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 6 років тому +105

    "Is that pesto?" LMAOOO! 😂😂

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit 4 роки тому +14

    I love that I searched "bill burr pesto" and youtube took me directly to the fucking time stamp where he says it. NEXT LEVEL.

  • @schofield-I-am
    @schofield-I-am 3 роки тому +3

    This was the first time I saw Bill Burr, one of the greats!

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 5 років тому +1344

    Women are strong and independent.............until it's time to be strong and independent

    • @mattball7074
      @mattball7074 4 роки тому +20

      Russian and latinas are tough as nails but yea i agree lmao

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +8

      @The Night King I did- i asked why does she need money from goverment, if she tops everything, as she said herself?

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +7

      @The Night King How is that anybody else`s problem? I mean- if i were to be widowed or she is in coma, or bedridden, and we have 2, 3 kids- that is my problem, and nobody will come to my rescue. But as soon, as women are alone "oh shit, we need to give them money"- and at the same time we need to applaud them for being strong???
      I mean- i lose loved one, and have kids- "do your job, asshole!!! You are responsible for them!!!"
      She loses loved one, and have kids- "she`s so brave and strong!!!"
      I don`t need a gold medal, crowd appreciation and emotional support for being a single dad, or a guy who would take care of whole house, and a job, while wife is knocking on the heavens door, but if i don`t then she doesn`t as well. And if we want to talk about equality- neither she does need alimony. She wanted to divorce? I don`t give a fuck, if she needs money, or her life standards got worse, or we had kids... If she wants to go her separate way, and take half of my life with her(kids)- "cross for the road", as we say in my country(closest meaning is "God speed"- but in a "good riddance" kind of way). Unless i was a wife- beating, emotional vampire, or i dragged my dick through all her female freinds, she is entitled to the boot in the ass

    • @ztwntyn8
      @ztwntyn8 4 роки тому +4

      I’m sorry you had a bad day my brother

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 4 роки тому +1

      @The Night King Nobody says that. I have few strong women in my family, and nobody is minding that- because they don`t mind strong men as well, and i learned a lot from them...
      But they never whine, or complain, or want everyone to admire them- we all have our crosses to bear, and they know it. And they are not tough in this bullshit "tough guy" sense

  • @lalah6157
    @lalah6157 Рік тому +2

    This man says, "it's asparagus!" and I'm laughing over and over, ever time I hear it. Two words. Incredibly funny man. God bless him!

  • @PurpleElephant808
    @PurpleElephant808 5 років тому +10

    5 minutes of perfect execution! Killed it!!! The perfect set!

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 7 років тому +4

    One of the best most hilarious comedians out there right now.

  • @victorvaldez6785
    @victorvaldez6785 8 років тому +8

    This 5 minutes were awesome, love Bill Burr.

  • @deadnlovingit
    @deadnlovingit 3 роки тому +4

    Timeless and iconic stand-up act. Will stand true for ages to come

  • @drdassler
    @drdassler 2 роки тому +1

    That's a rock solid condensed set. They loved every second. 👌🏼

  • @Dijits
    @Dijits 11 років тому +57

    I am tearing in laughter.

  • @ajaystephen869
    @ajaystephen869 4 роки тому +4

    He could impress a crowd with just 5 minutes!!
    This guy's amazing.

  • @alexanderisthere1930
    @alexanderisthere1930 8 років тому +7

    The best 5 minutes of stand-up ever.

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 4 роки тому +27

    I think Bill does well with many audiences..all over US and the globe, because he doesn't try to win them over. He just relaxes and is himself. (Plus he's just funny)

    • @asmrbuddha9033
      @asmrbuddha9033 2 роки тому

      You can hear the laydeees laughing louder than the men

  • @dwaynekoblitz6032
    @dwaynekoblitz6032 2 роки тому +1

    So timeless. I've heard them all and still laugh. What a great talent!

  • @mannenthemythe
    @mannenthemythe 4 роки тому +2

    He packs so much into these 5 minutes its incredible. Easily my favourite american comedian

  • @memerinal
    @memerinal 5 років тому +6

    UA-cam finally recommended something I wanted to see.

  • @Emadavid
    @Emadavid 10 років тому +30

    His joke writing is great!

  • @dougcris09
    @dougcris09 9 років тому +27

    ohhh its asparagus!! hilarious! the way he said that made all the difference lol

    • @crummdog8125
      @crummdog8125 5 років тому +1

      Troy McClure the voice is absolute first class 😂😂😂

    • @crummdog8125
      @crummdog8125 5 років тому

      It’s absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @jaylee6769
    @jaylee6769 5 років тому +245

    All those girls laughing it off knowing damn well he's talking about them

    • @buckleymordecai9605
      @buckleymordecai9605 5 років тому +1

      Yup! Someone paid the tab...so they HAVE to laugh!

    • @warlockthankless5323
      @warlockthankless5323 4 роки тому +15

      Damn. Can't you people just enjoy a fucking joke?!

    • @treecosmos386
      @treecosmos386 4 роки тому +2

      @@warlockthankless5323 Nope! Life is 2 fucking real. Mgtow 4 life

    • @criztu
      @criztu 3 роки тому +2

      @@treecosmos386 what do you mean like you don't want to date women?

    • @nietzschesmuse
      @nietzschesmuse 3 роки тому +3

      Women studies were one of my majors in University and I agree with Bill Burr that often feminists dont have a sense of humor by politicizing every issue as Barack Obama said "Pick your battles not everything it is worth a fight/discussion/questioning over. For this reason this crowd was the best public ever!

  • @richardsorel201
    @richardsorel201 6 років тому +1

    Bill Burr is absolutely hilarious! These five minutes of better than an entire hour of other comedians routines!

  • @ChocolateThunderBear
    @ChocolateThunderBear 11 років тому +11

    This is one of my favorite comedy bits. Mostly because it's true...

  • @bullridermusic2054
    @bullridermusic2054 8 років тому +21

    Every time he breaks into the girl voice I fuckin die.

  • @turquoiseheart6320
    @turquoiseheart6320 Рік тому +3

    15 years later, still relatable and still oh so true!

    • @MrWerderaner
      @MrWerderaner Рік тому

      And still funny as hell!

    • @vdd1001
      @vdd1001 Рік тому

      This was 2004 actually (according to the description) so 19 years

  • @DAC_TV
    @DAC_TV 2 роки тому +1

    thats gotta be one of his best stand ups, 5 minutes of pure gold.

  • @victorbalderas2184
    @victorbalderas2184 6 років тому +2

    Bill Burr makes my day every time I listen to one of his standup .

  • @colinconsidine5209
    @colinconsidine5209 5 років тому +4

    What a gem of a young Bill lol he’s more or less the same then as he is now.

  • @YouAwakeYet
    @YouAwakeYet 4 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
    I love his intro
    Bill- How's it going?
    Crowd- Yeaa-
    Bill- (Cuts off the crowd) GREAT!!
    HAHAHA

  • @omogbaiatakpu1866
    @omogbaiatakpu1866 2 роки тому +3

    watched this multiple times and it gets me every time lmao

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 2 роки тому +1

    one of my all time favorites

  • @imrealyboredbro
    @imrealyboredbro 3 роки тому +3

    This video has better quality than all the UFO videos being released!! It's been 13 years.

  • @dady30303
    @dady30303 11 років тому +6

    I love him to, he have the courage to "say" what every man on the planet think!

  • @curiouspilot
    @curiouspilot 8 років тому +94

    This truth is so true that I'd f**k it.

  • @bloodaid
    @bloodaid 11 років тому +42

    this was so good, I had to re-watch it. best 5:25 * 2 minutes of my life.

    • @HaniYacoub1995
      @HaniYacoub1995 11 років тому +4

      you must have a very shitty life then..

    • @bloodaid
      @bloodaid 11 років тому +21

      Hani Yacoub well, it's not shitty enough to feel the urge to comment negatively on other peoples comments. so I don't know why you're doing with your life.

    • @JJONDT
      @JJONDT 11 років тому

      LongJohn Vllasaliu Is I read right and yousaid these where the best 5 minutes of your life you must be drunk

    • @bloodaid
      @bloodaid 11 років тому +7

      ***** why do I have to have a shitty life or be drunk because I like this video very much? are you guys stupid or what? why am I even asking, ofcourse you both are stupid haha

    • @MrSigurdur12
      @MrSigurdur12 11 років тому +8

      LongJohn Vllasaliu 10/10 solid replies, would read again

  • @AlexB-xp4jy
    @AlexB-xp4jy 4 роки тому +2

    Man, even 16 years ago he was so GOOD. What a beautiful, pale, freckled man.

  • @jeffiek
    @jeffiek 11 років тому +2

    There's just so much you can get into a comedy routine and still have it funny.
    He did a damn good job.

  • @zacjohnson8404
    @zacjohnson8404 3 роки тому +22

    "There are no feminists in a house fire"
    this could go down as a classic quote that will be recited for centuries to come

  • @secretplaylist8638
    @secretplaylist8638 4 роки тому +7

    World class,
    Humor based on reality
    Love this guy

  • @tiagomartinho77
    @tiagomartinho77 6 років тому +3

    This crowd was awesome, thats how it should always be for Bill

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 4 роки тому +1

    And that set was just the tip of the iceberg. One of the best.

  • @AD-uf4lh
    @AD-uf4lh 4 роки тому +1

    This bit is so much more amazing uncensored!

  • @kathyaroundtheworld2282
    @kathyaroundtheworld2282 6 років тому +4

    He is amazing. Loving his comedy.

  • @ACoustaDC
    @ACoustaDC 2 роки тому +5

    As a man who has literally been the dress up doll of several girlfriends, that tuxedo line killed me.

  • @didarrashid1580
    @didarrashid1580 2 роки тому +4

    So much truth told!! 💯👏👏

  • @didier2124
    @didier2124 3 роки тому +1

    I'm in Aus, I remember watching it, never had heard of him. My life of comedy changed forever more, Bill rules

    • @no-bozos
      @no-bozos 3 роки тому +1

      Have you seen the video of him slaying Philadelphia? He became a legend that night.

  • @Venkman007
    @Venkman007 8 років тому +93

    Me and a buddy at work deal with the public all the time, so when we run across a stupid idiot, our universal term when imitating them is, "IS THAT PESTO-?"

    • @pointbeingproductions5796
      @pointbeingproductions5796 4 роки тому +3

      Every time I hear the word "pesto" I always think "it's asparagus "

    • @JonahNelson7
      @JonahNelson7 4 роки тому

      @@pointbeingproductions5796 haha

    • @pweter351
      @pweter351 3 роки тому

      The general public are idiots the worst is when they are rich

  • @Zzyxzaa
    @Zzyxzaa 10 років тому +194

    Jeez, they really felt the need to cut to 20 different women laughing with this.

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 5 років тому +21

    "Oh, I'm just a girl.
    I want to go jump rope."
    Lmmfao

  • @trev1978
    @trev1978 5 років тому +1

    BEST 5 minutes of stand up comedy EVER!

  • @wutang2530
    @wutang2530 2 роки тому +2

    Absolute legend, one of the funniest comedians ever

  • @100Italian
    @100Italian 10 років тому +181

    Those women on the left are taking their fellas to Brunch @ 1:45

    • @olivier4218
      @olivier4218 6 років тому +8

      100% Italian hahahahahaha

    • @bryanmiller476
      @bryanmiller476 5 років тому

      Well bet the men are actually the ones paying for the food

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 5 років тому

      but they are eating avocado toast not eggs.

  • @Sennanchie
    @Sennanchie 12 років тому +5

    Oh my god. He is one of the few comedians who really make me laugh my ass off. It's a combination of his material and the way he says it. Man, he is fucking funny! "Is that pesto in your omelette? Which I can attest to. He brings up real life situations and makes them so funny. This guy is totally under rated!!! I love Bill Burr!!!

  • @jasonroman8470
    @jasonroman8470 10 років тому +41

    Felicia, they're jokes, he is a comedian. Everything he is saying is true in one way or the other, just because it offends you makes him right in so many ways, notice all the women here are laughing. Because they know he's joking but there is still valid points behind his comedy, which makes him a genius at bridging the gap in a crowd.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 5 років тому +1

      I don't know who this is replying to, but I betcha anything this "Felicia" character is awful at sex.
      Can you even *imagine* how shitty you'd have to be to be a woman and not be enjoyable at sex?!

  • @Semper_fi_777
    @Semper_fi_777 6 років тому +1

    Bill is just hilarious and his jokes are truth in many cases...but his voice and delivery makes it so much better. Another comedian would not have the same effect. His East Coast delivery is classic. Audiences laugh at that sometimes in addition to the joke. One of the best comedians ever.

  • @artoodeetoo3064
    @artoodeetoo3064 5 місяців тому +1

    16 years and still holds up just like Chappelle's Killing Them Softly

  • @PyroPyroPanda
    @PyroPyroPanda 11 років тому +5

    thanks 9gag, one of the best 5 minutes of my life ever!

  • @insomniacacacac
    @insomniacacacac 3 роки тому +4

    Shit even as a female the quote "there are no feminists in a housefire " is fcking GOLD. One of my all time favorite one liners lol had me rolling when I first heard it

  • @CRYNGU
    @CRYNGU 6 років тому +15

    this guy is one of the reasons why I have to study English. I really love to see this vid without subtitle!

    • @M16music69
      @M16music69 5 років тому +1

      It's been one year..how u doin on it?

    • @Sena-co1ug
      @Sena-co1ug 4 роки тому

      " . . . reason why I *[want]* to study English."

    • @gianthechmas9414
      @gianthechmas9414 4 роки тому

      It's been 2 years. How you doin on it?

  • @thugking5452
    @thugking5452 5 років тому

    Bill Burr definitely one of the GOATs....has the balls to say things that most people would hesitate to say out loud.

  • @strix9013
    @strix9013 2 роки тому +1

    Still killing it 14 years later.

  • @junmafia
    @junmafia 10 років тому +6

    Bill burr killing it again !!!!
    that guy is just too good

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an 11 років тому +12

    Great crowd.

  • @LordTurtleneck
    @LordTurtleneck 10 років тому +369

    I love how increasingly angry some of the women looked.
    Victory.

    • @oogabooga3247
      @oogabooga3247 7 років тому +28

      this was done in Australia.
      none of the women looked angry, even the one with Dreads, lol.

    • @AliJayShannon
      @AliJayShannon 7 років тому +48

      please point out which looked angry

    • @souvikbose8583
      @souvikbose8583 6 років тому +14

      Myes naah... I love this crowd... They seem to know its a joke

    • @cookiemonxchu
      @cookiemonxchu 6 років тому +11

      I feel pity for you.. mental victory shit... i recommend you to go out sometimes.

    • @Numinor31
      @Numinor31 6 років тому +14

      you fuckin idiots! (Myes and the 171 dumb fucks who liked his comment). i saw fuckin ZERO angry women in this video. i dont know what's worse tho his comment or 171 ignorant assholes actin like a dumb herd. dont your eyes work properly you blind fucks? or are yall just the type that just see what they wanna see...

  • @Slicey007
    @Slicey007 9 місяців тому

    Greatest comedian of all time, bar none. I know there were greats before and among him but no one's got the awareness this guy has or their finger on the pulse- he speaks to me

  • @raddamusray1387
    @raddamusray1387 3 роки тому +1

    13yrs later and its still funny as hell. It always impresses me that all the women are laughing too.

  • @therealgaragegirls
    @therealgaragegirls 5 років тому +23

    OMG, I laughed so hard at the Titanic bit. 🤣

    • @Luke-qp9fd
      @Luke-qp9fd 5 років тому

      Megan A. Yea of course u did 😒

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 5 років тому

      @@Luke-qp9fd dude....wut

    • @Luke-qp9fd
      @Luke-qp9fd 5 років тому

      Kamen Anew what ?

  • @SuperGaleford
    @SuperGaleford 5 років тому +4

    Never
    Gets
    Old

  • @angekattts22
    @angekattts22 5 років тому +14

    It's good to see the Aussie audience getting his stand up routine, though I've seen this same exact piece performed for the Amicans and they seemed to get intro it whole heartedly

  • @AbsurdistAsian
    @AbsurdistAsian 2 роки тому +2

    Who else saw the thumbnail and could guess what bit would be in the video? 🤣 It's a sign we watch too much Bill Burr but his jokes never get old.

  • @anttiharju3739
    @anttiharju3739 9 років тому

    One of the funnies 5 minute sets of all time. Of ALL TIME.

  • @chrisgabele75
    @chrisgabele75 5 років тому +11

    I almost thought Bill was going to relate to Jack from Titanic. Since in the end of the movie Rose has to hog all the space on a wooden board while Jack freezes in the water.

    • @mafistowaltz4857
      @mafistowaltz4857 5 років тому +1

      Yea, & those wooden doors back then were HUGE! LoL