"Subconsciously at this point I just want to be single" is such a mood. After a five year relationship I've come to appreciate me time so much more. I loved my partner but it's also freeing being single lol I've never worked so much on my own improvement and goals! But good luck Stuart I understand the itty bitty d struggle
My internal age is 17, my exterior is a lot more than that, haven’t needed a pickup line in oh… 28 yrs… so I definitely laughed at many of the cringy ones as I just can’t believe someone would actually say them! When I spoke to my husband for the first time I asked him if he like the movie ‘The Crow’ as that was his camp name and that’s where it all began 28yrs ago! 🥰 Just ask -what’s your fav book/movie/song/artist/play… go from there. Oh, and I’m definitely into older guys with emotional/mental issues that have long hair 😊
So one day, after getting up enough will and gumption to shower and live life because my dression had me in a low place but I absolutely had to go grocery shopping. While at the supermarket, I passed by this fella who stopped me and said, "hi...I dont want to seem off-putting, and I'm not attempting to pick you up, but I couldn't help but notice....you smell...like life. Not fragrant, just clean and fresh, and uplifting. Im sorry..." And I just stood there stupefied, because I'm not used to getting compliments. I replied, "Um, hi...thanks for the compliment and reminding me that I don't come off as a bog troll...at least not today. If you weren't married, that would've gotten you my number! Well played sir.
Another night of insomnia, so I'm 12 days late to the party, and another lovely entertaining video to keep the existential dread away for a little while longer. Like legit, it's lurking everywhere at 4am🙃 Thank you for making the content you do.
I applaud, you expressing difficulties with your mental health I’m working on personal issues trying to get better every day but it’s a struggle I don’t think people understand it’s not something that is healed overnight it takes hard work and it’s always a struggle but you’ve got to find happiness where you can get it. I enjoy your channel for multiple reasons, but most of all expressing your difficulties, but still pushing forward.
Pickup lines have never worked on me in the traditional sense, but the folks who've made me laugh usually at least had a chance at sharing a drink with me.
Best pickup line I can think of: "I'm interested in you. I'm also gonna respect your space if you're not interested in me." In short, I have nothing on pickup lines, but that might work on me if I could tell they meant it. They could also just make a trail of curry buns and kimchi croquettes though. If there's good food and healthy expectations, I'm pretty open.
Rizz is just short for charisma. Honestly Gen Z slang makes more sense to me than Millennial slang does, they just give nicknames to old words that have fallen out of use instead of giving words completely new and random definitions (I'm glad Millenials finally moved on from misusing literally all the time).
I hadn't heard the word rizz until I started with the local lbgtqa+ youth group. I'm 39 and it made me feel old. But then got asked for id for a bottle of wine. But rizz sounding like something totally different is definitely a reference I get. If my mind wasn't in the gutter it would be homeless lol maybe I should see a therapist rather than study to become one lol
Saw a thing once, a boy put gummy bears on his arm, walked up and linked arms with his crush and told her, "just thought you could use some arm candy". Loved that. Made me laugh.
😂😂😂 thanks to this video I now know what my daughters friends mean when they call her the rizz queen! Omg 😂😂😂 ps yes I thought it had something to do with the other one!!!
I've had a lot of pick up lines used on me, but it was never the pick up line that worked. It was always actual conversation, maybe a few jokes, and occasionally a little to do with drinks.
One of my favorite lines from 2000 years ago (Ovid, Amores, 3.2.27) - Invida vestis eras quae tam bona crura tegebas - I’m jealous of that cloak of yours covering such gorgeous legs
Story time!!! Years ago, I went to a naughty bar in Tulsa. There was a woman there dressed 80's style. Think Madonna with the fingerless gloves, hat, and ripped jeans. The jeans were custom, having cut slits strategically from waist to cuff, even removing the back pockets to add slits to her arse. I caught her attention as we passed each other and asked if we could dance later. She said yes. Then I asked her if I could put my hands in her back pockets as we danced. She said she didn't have back pockets, just slits...and I grinned, telling her that I knew that. She grinned back, we danced, and she stayed in my lap the rest of the night. Good times!!!!
With one look, My soul was shook. Your eyes like the ocean in the carribean and thats what has me singin'. My heart so desolate and dark, with one word you lit a spark. With hearts on our sleaves, please let me take your hand with ease. I'll hold you for eternity even when I'm beyond my own entity. Be yourself and I'll smile, Laugh a little and my knees make me fall into a pile. So please make my heart flutter, its as easy as letting out a mutter. Let me give you my heart and we'll start. (Thats prob some of the best I got being I'm very much into poetry and better at love notes and fyi I am into emmotionally unstable, older people with long hair.)
You just need to visit any smallish town in the US. Everyone would be falling at your feet, your cute and your accent will make the knees buckle under.
I've never had a guy try and pick me up. I've been stood up and ghosted. I've tried awkwardly flirting with you Stuart but you too have just ghosted me. Then I've DM'd you like fans do, and you continue to ghost me. I hear influencers talking about all their DMs all the time but I've never once gotten a response. I have to assume it's because I'm fat and ugly because I have a wicked sense of humour, which he'd know if he'd bother to read my messages. It's fine, I've given up.
I was a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas (Bartender too) I would say this not trying to take them home just get to know them, but it worked! “Hey, you’re kinda cute! What’s your first name?” Got the conversation going and was good for tips!!!❤❤ I loved my job! They would eat snacks, a few drinks and tell me lots of fun things! Made friends and a husband!❤❤❤😂😂😂
With all the corny pickup lines suggested, I think it would be more successful to say "I'm drawn to you. You intrigue/fascinate me ..I'd like to buy you a coffee / drink so I can get to know more about you" No need to show your muscles - believe me she'll already have noticed. Then you can gauge if she's up for sex or not ..don't lead with it unless you're just looking for a one nighter. 😊 Glad I'm a female so I don't have to go through stressing this pickup line shit - just have to stand there and it comes to me! 😄 xo
The pick-up line that worked for me once(just quickly putting this out, that I’m a girl) was : Roses are red Violets are blue I have a crush on you 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously, hope use this Stuart 😂😂😂
You - "Can I see your phone?" Person you are flirting with - "Why?" You - "How else are you going to get my number?" Did this to my now fiancé when we worked together, and after giving him my number I avoided him like the plague out of fear of rejection for three days. BUT, it worked! Wedding this June!
It's really funny the fact that I'm Brazilian and I don't know how to speak English very well but I know what rizz means for a long time because of TikTok, while there are some comments here from people who speak English fluently but still don't know what it means. That's pretty crazy.
Music suggestion: iniko. I have never had anyone use a pick line on me and I discovered I flirt like a sailor on leave because I learned flirting from the movies apparently. Sorry about your bad experience flirting I think it happens to all of us dont sweat it you were perfecting your craft, everyone starts level one and it take practice to get better. Also that was an adorable squeak at the end of the video.
At a stop light we made eye contact and he asked is that a stick shift.. I said yes and he smiled really big and said " wanna race" lol married that man a year later 😂
I've actually never gotten a pick up line..... it's always been me asking/telling them I'm interested usually a written letter because then I can run if their expression looks disgusted or not interested worked 3/4 times 😅 the very rare instance someone has asked to buy me a coffee/drink or asked for my number only one of those actually made it because it's usually a really creepy person for example one was while i was at work and they kept trying to squeeze my love handles and making comments about them being good handle bars 🤢 my boss eventually called security another was a very wasted individual who started touching my tattoos saying I didn't look like the type to have tats 😅 anyone got any tips 🤣🤣🤣
Best pickup line used on me? “You must be so tired of men telling you how big their junk is right? I won’t do that I’m only 2 inches… from the ground” 😂😂
There are so many rules in dating and maybe more now..I was so done, my best mate, he was done too his ex was a complete b word lol But we was sitting on his balcony and he's like "I'm done with women" I'm like "yeah I'm done with both"😅 Then I thought for a second and just asked "should we just be done together?" The rules were we was not to follow any of the "dating rules" and just continue being the friends we already loved. We don't care if the other flirts, if the other goes out, if we don't want affection or do want it l, we are 2 people that care so much for eachother that we don't want to be apart. 12 years together 10 years married next year, and 3 boys but we are still the same lol We come home to eachother every day and it's like being on that balcony again ❤ sometimes its as simple as being done and not wanting to change who you are for someone who said they loved you as you were when they met you. Be the disgusting version of yourself that you are in your bedroom alone and if they love that side of you then the good side is all bonus 💖 xx
Omg, I think I sent the one about the work of art hsuahsushhs and no, it's not because you're old, it's because you're so beautiful and deserve to be admired. But anyway hahaha (And the answer to your question is yes, I like it a lot.)
My ex told me a pick up line and i cringed like hell Pick up line that way👇 "Are you a motorcycle because the faster i go the louder you get" I was dying from laughter😂
I remember once, when I was in the restroom at school, a friend of mine walked into the ladies restroom and toss a metal bowl around my legs. He came over and said "Excuse me, is this your bowl?" All I had left after that day was a nervous tic xD But I recommends such a play with chestnut. You toss a chestnut around the feet of the person you like, approach and ask "excuse me, is this your chestnut?". Depending on his/her reaction, you continue the conversation.
"Learning new slang with Stuart" must be new educatuonal show for us nearly-middle-aged people 😂😂
“Why are they 30% off? Cause they’re like me…a little bit dead inside.” 🤣 I felt that one
“Rizz” stands for charisma, you either have it or you don’t (that’s how you use it in a sentence)
So funny. Glad you defined rizz for the mature people in the audience. 😂😂😂😂
I want a bit of Irish in me 🗣️🗣️
Lol shut up 😂😂❤❤
@@jennalondonrichardsparty pooper
do you? 😂 kidding I love the Irish
Why do you- never mind.
Oh god....😂
"Subconsciously at this point I just want to be single" is such a mood. After a five year relationship I've come to appreciate me time so much more. I loved my partner but it's also freeing being single lol I've never worked so much on my own improvement and goals! But good luck Stuart I understand the itty bitty d struggle
I cannot remember a pick up line ever working on me. But I always did respond to kindness and intellectual conversations.
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I was hoping for pure chaos, you did not disappoint!!! Thank you for the laugh 😁
Someone once asked me what hogwarts house I was in and when I told them they looked me up and down and then awarded my house ten points
That would actually work on me
“You must be a work of art, because I’d like to nail you against the wall”
Best pick up line: Want cake? He said yes and he got cake and we been married for 13 years
I like that
The answer to that question is always yes.
Darling you don't need a pickup line. Your looks than personality has all you need. Damn I wish I wasn't so old.
We definitely need a part two… I’m sure some of those lines were extra spicy! 😂
Just watched this being made, excited to see the finished item
I live for cringy and cheesy pick up lines. Humor is always the way to get my attention. ❤
My internal age is 17, my exterior is a lot more than that, haven’t needed a pickup line in oh… 28 yrs… so I definitely laughed at many of the cringy ones as I just can’t believe someone would actually say them! When I spoke to my husband for the first time I asked him if he like the movie ‘The Crow’ as that was his camp name and that’s where it all began 28yrs ago! 🥰 Just ask -what’s your fav book/movie/song/artist/play… go from there. Oh, and I’m definitely into older guys with emotional/mental issues that have long hair 😊
You both clearly have amazing taste
Ms!!! I do not claim that man anymore.
Damn. I had an awful day today and this cheered me up and made me laugh. Thanks HeyitsStuart. :)
I need you actually in my life as a genuine friend
So one day, after getting up enough will and gumption to shower and live life because my dression had me in a low place but I absolutely had to go grocery shopping. While at the supermarket, I passed by this fella who stopped me and said, "hi...I dont want to seem off-putting, and I'm not attempting to pick you up, but I couldn't help but notice....you smell...like life. Not fragrant, just clean and fresh, and uplifting. Im sorry..."
And I just stood there stupefied, because I'm not used to getting compliments. I replied, "Um, hi...thanks for the compliment and reminding me that I don't come off as a bog troll...at least not today. If you weren't married, that would've gotten you my number! Well played sir.
Another night of insomnia, so I'm 12 days late to the party, and another lovely entertaining video to keep the existential dread away for a little while longer. Like legit, it's lurking everywhere at 4am🙃 Thank you for making the content you do.
He and I just had the same "Am I old?" Moment 🤣
Is your Mom going to be making an appearance? I want her wisdom! LOL
I applaud, you expressing difficulties with your mental health I’m working on personal issues trying to get better every day but it’s a struggle I don’t think people understand it’s not something that is healed overnight it takes hard work and it’s always a struggle but you’ve got to find happiness where you can get it. I enjoy your channel for multiple reasons, but most of all expressing your difficulties, but still pushing forward.
This was absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂thank you for the giggles 😂
I realized I was old when I got in an argument with someone over the use of the word dank. It was soul crushing.
Pickup lines have never worked on me in the traditional sense, but the folks who've made me laugh usually at least had a chance at sharing a drink with me.
Hahaha!!! Rhymes with Rizz...favourite part! 😂😂😂😂
Best pickup line I can think of: "I'm interested in you. I'm also gonna respect your space if you're not interested in me."
In short, I have nothing on pickup lines, but that might work on me if I could tell they meant it. They could also just make a trail of curry buns and kimchi croquettes though. If there's good food and healthy expectations, I'm pretty open.
Loved being able to watch this be made and final the product was amazing!! Definitely gave me a good laugh 😂😂😂
You are making me “Dublin” my standards 😏😏
Whenever you say "approaching middle age" I feel positively ancient.
Every pick up line works bc i would love it if someone even looked at me that way😂
Hercules look out, there's a new god in town!😊
Pick up line I had used on me that didn't work was. "I'll make you feel closer to god"....I literally laughed in his face. 😂😂
'Your shit at pool' I was with the guy for 2 years 🤦♀️🤣
Making you cringe is saying a lot? I make you cringe ALL THE TIME!! 😂😂😂
I got a good line... I have pizza 🍕 💚💚💚
Rizz is just short for charisma. Honestly Gen Z slang makes more sense to me than Millennial slang does, they just give nicknames to old words that have fallen out of use instead of giving words completely new and random definitions (I'm glad Millenials finally moved on from misusing literally all the time).
I hadn't heard the word rizz until I started with the local lbgtqa+ youth group. I'm 39 and it made me feel old. But then got asked for id for a bottle of wine. But rizz sounding like something totally different is definitely a reference I get. If my mind wasn't in the gutter it would be homeless lol maybe I should see a therapist rather than study to become one lol
Saw a thing once, a boy put gummy bears on his arm, walked up and linked arms with his crush and told her, "just thought you could use some arm candy".
Loved that.
Made me laugh.
Mr
Mrs
However you identify!
Thanks for being inclusive!
P.S. I absolutely love your giggle/laugh
😂😂😂 thanks to this video I now know what my daughters friends mean when they call her the rizz queen! Omg 😂😂😂 ps yes I thought it had something to do with the other one!!!
"Except Ceye has "Top of da morning" and I has "dA YuOtUbE"
😂😂😂😂😂
I've had a lot of pick up lines used on me, but it was never the pick up line that worked. It was always actual conversation, maybe a few jokes, and occasionally a little to do with drinks.
Ummmm this is not the thumbnail we just agreed on 😂😂😂
It’s like America, the votes don’t count
Looking forward to it!
I think Irish Mammy has heard some great one and has given better than she received. 😂
Reading out the definition of Rizz is a perfectly fine intro to your videos XD
The thumbnail changed 😂
He was just being courteous in asking us our opinion
here is one that got me "is your name data because i feel a connection"
One of my favorite lines from 2000 years ago (Ovid, Amores, 3.2.27) - Invida vestis eras quae tam bona crura tegebas -
I’m jealous of that cloak of yours covering such gorgeous legs
"Flirt with me" see also "How do you know if someone is flirting with you? That was a question..."
A complicated man.
I got nothing except 🤷♂️ the strawberries made me think of pineapple iykyk 🤪
4:07 top tier rizz already 😂
Lol my bf sent me a puck up line saying: you look so sweet can i get sample😂
Story time!!!
Years ago, I went to a naughty bar in Tulsa. There was a woman there dressed 80's style. Think Madonna with the fingerless gloves, hat, and ripped jeans. The jeans were custom, having cut slits strategically from waist to cuff, even removing the back pockets to add slits to her arse.
I caught her attention as we passed each other and asked if we could dance later. She said yes. Then I asked her if I could put my hands in her back pockets as we danced. She said she didn't have back pockets, just slits...and I grinned, telling her that I knew that. She grinned back, we danced, and she stayed in my lap the rest of the night.
Good times!!!!
With one look, My soul was shook. Your eyes like the ocean in the carribean and thats what has me singin'. My heart so desolate and dark, with one word you lit a spark. With hearts on our sleaves, please let me take your hand with ease. I'll hold you for eternity even when I'm beyond my own entity. Be yourself and I'll smile, Laugh a little and my knees make me fall into a pile. So please make my heart flutter, its as easy as letting out a mutter. Let me give you my heart and we'll start. (Thats prob some of the best I got being I'm very much into poetry and better at love notes and fyi I am into emmotionally unstable, older people with long hair.)
I love when men crack their voices.
A guy was trying to insult me but we became friends instead. We were arguing and he said “listen here skittle tits” I have small chest🤣
You just need to visit any smallish town in the US. Everyone would be falling at your feet, your cute and your accent will make the knees buckle under.
I've never had a guy try and pick me up. I've been stood up and ghosted. I've tried awkwardly flirting with you Stuart but you too have just ghosted me. Then I've DM'd you like fans do, and you continue to ghost me. I hear influencers talking about all their DMs all the time but I've never once gotten a response. I have to assume it's because I'm fat and ugly because I have a wicked sense of humour, which he'd know if he'd bother to read my messages. It's fine, I've given up.
Good lord. finally someone explains this word ... 🤣
Nothing worked on me but I heard the one saying are you an angel cause you look like you came from heaven
"I'm building a bed,( while watching this) join me?"
Cringe😂
I was a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas (Bartender too) I would say this not trying to take them home just get to know them, but it worked! “Hey, you’re kinda cute! What’s your first name?” Got the conversation going and was good for tips!!!❤❤ I loved my job! They would eat snacks, a few drinks and tell me lots of fun things! Made friends and a husband!❤❤❤😂😂😂
This is the worst pick up line I had used on me.
Are you Italian? Cause I want a pizza that a$$!
Dude grabbed my butt and I broke his nose.
We need a part 2 😂
This man is hilarious
With all the corny pickup lines suggested, I think it would be more successful to say "I'm drawn to you. You intrigue/fascinate me ..I'd like to buy you a coffee / drink so I can get to know more about you" No need to show your muscles - believe me she'll already have noticed. Then you can gauge if she's up for sex or not ..don't lead with it unless you're just looking for a one nighter. 😊 Glad I'm a female so I don't have to go through stressing this pickup line shit - just have to stand there and it comes to me! 😄 xo
"Unless you're into emotionally unstable older people with long hair "
me :" So Gandalf😂"
To be fair pickup lines don't work on me but I have a spot in my heart for the spicy ones:
Hey, are you trash?
Cause I have to take you out.
I can’t recall any pick up lines working. LOL.
Sadly NOBODY has ever used a pickup line on me.
Rizz = Charisma (cha - RIZZ - ma)
"Would you use any of these pick up lines"
Sir i am too awkward to use a n y pick up lines in general 💀💀
The pick-up line that worked for me once(just quickly putting this out, that I’m a girl) was :
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a crush on you
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously, hope use this Stuart 😂😂😂
I've had a few pick-up lines aimed at me and I burst out laughing everytime😂. Just say hi and ask my name. Stop with the cheesy lines!!!!
I’m thirty one. You’ve got plenty of time, friend. Don’t panic yet!
You - "Can I see your phone?"
Person you are flirting with - "Why?"
You - "How else are you going to get my number?"
Did this to my now fiancé when we worked together, and after giving him my number I avoided him like the plague out of fear of rejection for three days. BUT, it worked! Wedding this June!
It's really funny the fact that I'm Brazilian and I don't know how to speak English very well but I know what rizz means for a long time because of TikTok, while there are some comments here from people who speak English fluently but still don't know what it means. That's pretty crazy.
Music suggestion: iniko.
I have never had anyone use a pick line on me and I discovered I flirt like a sailor on leave because I learned flirting from the movies apparently.
Sorry about your bad experience flirting I think it happens to all of us dont sweat it you were perfecting your craft, everyone starts level one and it take practice to get better.
Also that was an adorable squeak at the end of the video.
At a stop light we made eye contact and he asked is that a stick shift.. I said yes and he smiled really big and said " wanna race" lol married that man a year later 😂
shall i compare thee to a summer's day? because your smile is as bright as today's
Are you a roller coaster because I wanna ride you (roller coaster rizz )
my dude you dont eat the green? there be the nutrition! love u beastie, keep ur head up this June!🌈🌈✨🖤
Ah, the strawberries being dead also.. yeah. 😅
Rizz is the same thing that boy flirt to girl😂
"I'll blow your mind if you promise not to think in my mouth"
Pickup line:
Sorry, I just lost my phone number. Can I get your's?😘
I've actually never gotten a pick up line..... it's always been me asking/telling them I'm interested usually a written letter because then I can run if their expression looks disgusted or not interested worked 3/4 times 😅
the very rare instance someone has asked to buy me a coffee/drink or asked for my number only one of those actually made it because it's usually a really creepy person for example one was while i was at work and they kept trying to squeeze my love handles and making comments about them being good handle bars 🤢 my boss eventually called security another was a very wasted individual who started touching my tattoos saying I didn't look like the type to have tats 😅 anyone got any tips 🤣🤣🤣
Best pickup line used on me? “You must be so tired of men telling you how big their junk is right? I won’t do that I’m only 2 inches… from the ground” 😂😂
There are so many rules in dating and maybe more now..I was so done, my best mate, he was done too his ex was a complete b word lol
But we was sitting on his balcony and he's like "I'm done with women" I'm like "yeah I'm done with both"😅
Then I thought for a second and just asked "should we just be done together?"
The rules were we was not to follow any of the "dating rules" and just continue being the friends we already loved.
We don't care if the other flirts, if the other goes out, if we don't want affection or do want it l, we are 2 people that care so much for eachother that we don't want to be apart.
12 years together 10 years married next year, and 3 boys but we are still the same lol
We come home to eachother every day and it's like being on that balcony again ❤ sometimes its as simple as being done and not wanting to change who you are for someone who said they loved you as you were when they met you. Be the disgusting version of yourself that you are in your bedroom alone and if they love that side of you then the good side is all bonus 💖 xx
🤣😆 that was hilarious 🥳🙌
Omg, I think I sent the one about the work of art hsuahsushhs and no, it's not because you're old, it's because you're so beautiful and deserve to be admired. But anyway hahaha
(And the answer to your question is yes, I like it a lot.)
My ex told me a pick up line and i cringed like hell
Pick up line that way👇
"Are you a motorcycle because the faster i go the louder you get"
I was dying from laughter😂
I remember once, when I was in the restroom at school, a friend of mine walked into the ladies restroom and toss a metal bowl around my legs.
He came over and said "Excuse me, is this your bowl?" All I had left after that day was a nervous tic xD
But I recommends such a play with chestnut. You toss a chestnut around the feet of the person you like, approach and ask "excuse me, is this your chestnut?". Depending on his/her reaction, you continue the conversation.
Seriously, with those eyes, I do have to say anything.
Did I see you blush? Snicker Snort
I find dizzy more gen alpha than gen z