That's what a good soldier is, a really stupid killing machine who makes no thought of his orders. A lot of time in military training is spent to mentally switch you to that spirit.Valve really did their research on this character.
@@luukdevoogd1071 well... sadly for you soldier was never enlisted in any army, he was just a crazed patriot. One day he went on a killing spree in Germany that ended in 1949, which means he was murdering tons of innocent german civilians
He is right. If soldier had trained his vision / dodges good enough, he could have seen the medic and kill him or just dodge the bullet. Soldier was just a n00b
@@-tweeomoz-1786 another victim was found demonetized on their video today. The content killer strikes again, please proceed to panic and overreact YOU COULD BE NEXT!
He was basically a noob randomly shooting everywhere in panic or maybe as a automatic reflect of last defense mechanism, or maybe was just anyone after hearing the administrator said, “your friends are all dead.”.
Me when I accidentally stumble on the entire enemy team + an engi nest (it's too late to run and the only option left is die, but you don't want to look like a noob, just standing there, at least randomly fire some needless)
@Dead Korps You mean 2003? When I was born? Because if so, that’s some hysterically bad math on your part. At this point it seems like it was at its peak before you were born. But you wouldn’t care because your lack of any defining personal qualities seems to have led you down a path of constantly ruining everyone’s enjoyment of anything, just to make this sad state your life is in that little bit less miserable. But if you’re as young as I think, you’ve got a full life ahead of you! Maybe don’t waste it on the UA-cam comment section.
@Dead Korps Yeah, because people like you who make fun of anyone for joining something new and having harmless fun are a plague on the internet as a whole. Plus your lack of any ability to check your spelling and grammar and general maturity about this situation kinda imply your younger than my soon-to-be middle school graduate brother.
This is funny but actual crits are even worse: the more kills you have the bigger your chance of getting a crit. *This helps create those rare high moments.*
You sir, are an intelligent human being! Well done 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿🌚🌚👨🏿👨🏿🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗😱😱🔫👍🏻👍🏻😖😄😄😘❤️😄😄😱🍊🚬🚬😁🍉🔫🔫🔫🔫🏆🎷🎶🎵🎢🎡🎡🎠🚂🚂🚂🚢🚀🚏🚚🚦🚠🛄💵🛄🚠🚜🚡🚖🚕💺🚕🛄🚚🗽🛁👕📨🔖🔖🚿📨🍤🍔🍡🍔🍡🍡🍏🍞🍑😕😛😇😆😊😏😎
Who would win? A team player that has played the game since launch, and has perfected their meta since. A free-to-play with some seriously damn good luck.
You'll always be able to tell if he's a pubstomper because... 1. His name contains a heart or some other symbol like a star . 2. He's wearing at least one unusual. 3. He has at least either an Australium, or a Professional Killstreak weapon. 4. He kills friendlies. 5. He also seems to have a pocket Medic.
@@MedicJigglypuffThat red Medic at the end though…How he killed that blue Soldier with an aimbot crit via an enhanced syringe, or in this case, “UBERCHARGED”, & his entire upper body exploded against all odds, against all logic, it brought only one sentence to mind: What, with all due respect, the absolute FUCK, dude. (Also, when I said “aimbot crit”, I was actually referring to the name of this video, so surely you’d understand the reference once you read this comment. JSYK.)
Stop giveing me flashbacks when i was at top and got autobalanced right at the end when i was pushing payload all alone and lose because i did my work in other team and wasnt abel to finish my contract to be MVP ... Thats how much i hate autobalance
crying UwU This would never happen everyone reads descriptions EVEN ALLLLL NOOBS trust me when I first got this weapon I read the description I was like this weapon is shit so yeah noobs will know what it does
Sub sandwich With mayo i didnt read the description when i started, i thought my mouse was broken so i went buy a new one then found out i had to scope in
Random Guy its neither Hale or Soldier. The beat up 2 of every single animal on Earth Thing, comes from Meet the Soldier, where the Soldier is mixing up Sun Tzu and Noah’s Ark, Well because he is brain dead =D
I like how the red demo greets the soldier in a friendly manner till he’s basically murdered, a true meaning that they both still play the game and are friends
these SFMs were my childhood, im rewatching them all right now and i have to say this one is one my favorites, really shows how good of a storyteller The Winglet is capable of being.
0:25 is me, when teammate too dumb where I don't care if they die anymore. I had a situation on Upward at last point, there a team Heavy who just exit teleporter and took a few hit from scout's pistol but the heavy still pretty much in good shape. I see that near me I have Demoman and Pyro, my Uber just get fully charge up, to my mind "okay with the teammate at my left and right, and a brass beast heavy in front of me in good shape, we are ready to push the enemies." So I gave the Uber to the heavy, as we all know- uber have limited time, the clock 10 sec is ticking. This heavy that I gave the uber didn't even jump into sentry and grind the whole red engineer nest and mince the enemy Demoman and kill the red sniper and clear the rest of enemies. No, no no no no, this heavy didn't do any of that, instead he runs back- pass our blue engineer nest and dispenser, run back to that little heal kit that looks like a bottle of pills trying to stand on it- to get it. Then slowly realise that he already has a medic healing him which was me, but from my perspective, I just waste the Uber charge on this heavy for him to run back for a pill bottle and he even ignores the dispenser along the way. This is what we medic have to deal with on daily basis.
@@DeletedExpiration It kills me with laughter as they scream for the soldier's blood. 😑 Here's a tip ... Learn Spanish, both languages are great unless one is unknown.
Not only that but it’s a good thing it didn’t have the equalizer stat on it because he didn’t take any damage or at least took very little throughout that segment, so he would’ve done less damage to them with it (however that is if he bothered to make the stat work in an SFM animation)
@@vibe3063 They may have looped it or chopped it up in some way. I'm not sure. I think it's actually the same length. If anything, the video probably didn't use all 30 seconds of the song.
to be honest, paying to play is worthless because of all of the bots they spam in chat and play loud “music” just stay f2p unless you need items and are unlucky or want to use chat on the 30% chance you get to
If you liked the skin, this is how you can do it: killers kit (pants), soldiers stash (helmet), cold snap coat (shirt) and soldiers stogie (cigarette), this is actually 4 cosmetics so you’ll have to keep one out, I’d recommend keeping the stogie out since it’s a very small detail
Wish you could have unlimited weapons in your TF2 Loadouts. I'm constantly switching between shotgun and other secondaries as soldier. Too bad if this was real, everyone would be overpowered
Every fucking medic when they get an assist for pocketing the soldier and then them screaming when their pocket dies because they "can't win" when helping others
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I fear no man...
But that crit...
It scares me...
One shutters to imagine what inhuman crits it causes in x10. Dreams of chronic sustained cruelty...
@@butterduck6398 I am even afraid of the thought.
Hmm heavie from intro pyro ?
@@jaxwhitetale3343 yeah genius
@Rhys Binney Because they want to have the profile pic.
I love how Soldier is either portrayed as a badass or the stupidest person on the teams in SFM's
What do you mean, "either"?
He’s both simultaneously it’s just a matter of what the situation calls for at any given time.
In the red the blu and the ugly (and previous Sfms) he’s both
That's what a good soldier is, a really stupid killing machine who makes no thought of his orders. A lot of time in military training is spent to mentally switch you to that spirit.Valve really did their research on this character.
@@luukdevoogd1071 well... sadly for you soldier was never enlisted in any army, he was just a crazed patriot. One day he went on a killing spree in Germany that ended in 1949, which means he was murdering tons of innocent german civilians
“Skill always beats luck”
-Sniper
*Random Crit*
He is right. If soldier had trained his vision / dodges good enough, he could have seen the medic and kill him or just dodge the bullet. Soldier was just a n00b
this is tf2 in a nutshell, random crit always beats skill
To be honest, random crits supposedly benefit high DPS classes.
Pros in tf2:
Random critics: *im about to end this men hole career*
“Skill always beats luck”
-Sniper
Valve
“Watch and learn”
Adds random crits
1:44
Demo was actually telling Soldier that he can only hold one shotgun
“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”
lmao
true
Lol
Soldier: "Didn't ask, didn't care"
All I see is actual game footage.
XD
so true lol
Lol
I thought I just watched a tryhard tuesday video by muselk
I thought I saw b4nny play a pub
I love how this didn’t get demonetized but the red, blue, and ugly did.
UA-cam being UA-cam
@@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769 Susan Wobberjackoff strikes again
@@-tweeomoz-1786 another victim was found demonetized on their video today. The content killer strikes again, please proceed to panic and overreact
YOU COULD BE NEXT!
@@-tweeomoz-1786 you mean, *"UA-cam STRIKES again."*
@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina You’re copyRIGHT about that
No wonder your status was "Playing Source Film Maker" for the past 2 weeks. * *critical thumbs up* *
YOU'RE FRIEND WITH THE LEGENDARY WINGLET??!?!?!?!?
+CuteC3 Yeah having no life for 2 weeks finally paid off! :P
CUTEC3 I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!
+The Winglet Well at least you get paid.
cutec3 can you make a rick and morty parady of some sort plz do it for me dreamy hen
The red Medic firing randomly in a panic when he's the last one left to defend is definitely what I do.
I think he's just firing randomly to have fun. He looked so amused to me.
He was basically a noob randomly shooting everywhere in panic or maybe as a automatic reflect of last defense mechanism, or maybe was just anyone after hearing the administrator said, “your friends are all dead.”.
Medic is basically defenseless if nobody is near him, he has a nail gun and a saw, and the opponents have a minigun
Me when I accidentally stumble on the entire enemy team + an engi nest (it's too late to run and the only option left is die, but you don't want to look like a noob, just standing there, at least randomly fire some needless)
@@pufocina true, thats why i always got my medic back
2:02 The medic looks like he's having so much fun and I love it.
That medic is me trying offense
Noobs in TF2 are always having fun (unless theres bots), and their fun in the game gives me hope for the future of TF2
@Dead Korps The hell got you in such a pissy mood
@Dead Korps You mean 2003? When I was born? Because if so, that’s some hysterically bad math on your part. At this point it seems like it was at its peak before you were born. But you wouldn’t care because your lack of any defining personal qualities seems to have led you down a path of constantly ruining everyone’s enjoyment of anything, just to make this sad state your life is in that little bit less miserable. But if you’re as young as I think, you’ve got a full life ahead of you! Maybe don’t waste it on the UA-cam comment section.
@Dead Korps Yeah, because people like you who make fun of anyone for joining something new and having harmless fun are a plague on the internet as a whole. Plus your lack of any ability to check your spelling and grammar and general maturity about this situation kinda imply your younger than my soon-to-be middle school graduate brother.
Random crits are actually just the concentration of pure skill in a single hit
Given the fact that the more damage you do the more crits you'll have, that is actually true.
Its for 6% to max 12% chance
For me it’s when ever I panic.
I lose my eye sight
I look up at the kill feed and the enemy is dead
DEEP LORE
Which at random, does a ton of unfair damage.
Who would win?
-Hundreds of hours of TF2 experience
-One shiny boi
The one shiny boi
Hundreds? Those are rookie numbers.
*tens of thousands of hours
Both.
Its more like thousands, i have 2800+ hours and im still shit lol
0:43 As a medic main, I have never felt so attacked.
But I mean....is he wrong i do it to
i respect you
"You understand you just insulted my entire race of people. But yes"
im a medic main too and all i could think of is: You just insultet my entire race of people. BUT YES
Those aren't real medic mains, real ones don't pocket someone who is already being healed by other medic
Kick him, he's wearing an impossible number of cosmetics and dual wielding shotguns!
And two meeles weapons...
The cosmetics are normal
Soldier stash,cold snap coat,killer kit :)
@@immortalist3071 for most of the video, but in the beginning he had all that along with the Soldier's Stogie
Wait a minute so then he deserved getting crited because hacking?
2:18 no wonder why the medics were screaming, they were in the process of being auto balanced
I mean, they're already red
When it auto balances the first one to die on the team gets auto balanced
i mean they could've just finish the round if they kept on standing on top of the point
Genius
What? It was obvious. He's the red spy. Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
0:28
"Help Me!"
"Nein"
**Medic flees from the battlefield**
Literally every medic I've come across for the past two weeks. That or they bait you with uber then let you get killed.
Kor Ominas he did not leave battle fried look closer
what a useless 😂😂😂
fun fact bout medic: he is a german boi born to be a medic
@@pubertyfano5216 wow he spits facts
This is funny but actual crits are even worse: the more kills you have the bigger your chance of getting a crit. *This helps create those rare high moments.*
“yes, we have updates for team fortress 2”
its the more damage do deal but yes
I hate it, I wish they were 100% random
so you're telling me the medic is thatn good
@Icicle_AI
2:17 Those Medics are probably freaking out because they got auto balanced to RED.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIES
You sir, are an intelligent human being! Well done 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿🌚🌚👨🏿👨🏿🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗😱😱🔫👍🏻👍🏻😖😄😄😘❤️😄😄😱🍊🚬🚬😁🍉🔫🔫🔫🔫🏆🎷🎶🎵🎢🎡🎡🎠🚂🚂🚂🚢🚀🚏🚚🚦🚠🛄💵🛄🚠🚜🚡🚖🚕💺🚕🛄🚚🗽🛁👕📨🔖🔖🚿📨🍤🍔🍡🍔🍡🍡🍏🍞🍑😕😛😇😆😊😏😎
+Wick van der Weerd umm... What?
+Max Minton LOL
+plop IT IS CALLED A JOKE. BLOOD IS RED. JESUS STUPID PEOPLE!
Who would win?
A team player that has played the game since launch, and has perfected their meta since.
A free-to-play with some seriously damn good luck.
free-to-play pyro
Free 2 play w+m1 jetpak backburner in upward pyro when there is no enemy engi
@@Alex-jz2hk that maybe me
Rêverie the team player duh the f2p would be lifeless and would not live
Gunslinger on Hightower
2:14 That moment when your playing medic and the only competent member of your team dies
The soldier was cheating though
You're**
@@aaronbald9458 your*
@@lolbosss is this sarcastic?
@@xyzzy-dv6te Because He Was Good He Was Cheating?
Classic F2P Moment
You'll always be able to tell if he's a pubstomper because...
1. His name contains a heart or some other symbol like a star .
2. He's wearing at least one unusual.
3. He has at least either an Australium, or a Professional Killstreak weapon.
4. He kills friendlies.
5. He also seems to have a pocket Medic.
Me with my professional killstreak overdose
@@shishsjxnsnzns Pffft a Tryhard Medic being pocketed by a Medic. Beautiful.
@@MedicJigglypuffThat red Medic at the end though…How he killed that blue Soldier with an aimbot crit via an enhanced syringe, or in this case, “UBERCHARGED”, & his entire upper body exploded against all odds, against all logic, it brought only one sentence to mind: What, with all due respect, the absolute FUCK, dude. (Also, when I said “aimbot crit”, I was actually referring to the name of this video, so surely you’d understand the reference once you read this comment. JSYK.)
Me with 2 professional killstreak weapons on hybrid knight. Ehehehhhh… 😅
*When the best player gets Autobalanced.*
Yep that happened to me
So i decided to dominate him and he got rekt and leave.
Ragequitters are not rare
Stop giveing me flashbacks when i was at top and got autobalanced right at the end when i was pushing payload all alone and lose because i did my work in other team and wasnt abel to finish my contract to be MVP
... Thats how much i hate autobalance
@Adios 5 times? Not believing you
@Adios i don't think you play tf2
0:20 I actually smiled at this part because it just reminded me that there are STILL new people coming to play tf2 everyday.
crying UwU
This would never happen everyone reads descriptions EVEN ALLLLL NOOBS trust me when I first got this weapon I read the description I was like this weapon is shit so yeah noobs will know what it does
Sub sandwich With mayo i didnt read the description when i started, i thought my mouse was broken so i went buy a new one then found out i had to scope in
Torei
Lol
Like me, I have 300 but I bought stuff because I’ve been watching TF2 content for years but I can actually play it now
funny patrt of that is that the Machina was actually my first non-stock sniper rifle so I can understand the pain lol
This is the real soldier who beat up 2 of every single animal on earth
Random Crits in a nutshell
I think you’re thinking of saxton Hale
Random Guy its neither Hale or Soldier. The beat up 2 of every single animal on Earth Thing, comes from Meet the Soldier, where the Soldier is mixing up Sun Tzu and Noah’s Ark, Well because he is brain dead =D
Jess Vejlø Busch ah ok
Sun Tzu: The 9th class
I like how the soldier get instant kills with his weapons, basically he had a crit every kill
nah its just realism
no i kinda ynderstand why the crit to the soldier is that strong...
*it's a headshot*
0:57 The gym teacher when he helps your team in dodge ball.
2:03 but one kid who ate flintstone vitamins joins the battle
You have a gruesome teacher.
SO FUCKING TRUE
1:01 The kids that have to sit out because they’re in pain from tryhard dodgeball players.
Yeh it was weird when he just... hit a kid w/ a shovel
Soldier: has both stock shovel and escape plan
Me: wait, that's illegal
that shovel is a spy
@@kai228 *NEIN*
2 shotguns aswell
i take it nobody's going to say anything about the one grenade he uses on that Heavy?
@@kai228 you beat me to it
Gaben: Welcome to Team Fortress 2 after 9 years in development, hopefully it was been worth the wait
*T H A N K S A N D H A V E F U N*
After nine years in development, G A B E N
FIX THE DAMN GAME GABE
Not the laser beam anything but the laser beam!
My favorite class is the spy.
Say one, two... and four.
2:05
"Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years in development...."
0:41 PoV: The black box soldier main with 2 unusuals just walked out of spawn with a kritzkrieg pocket med
The stereotype is stock, not black box.
@@MintyCoffee stereotype for a black box is that nobody ever loved the user of this thing
Black box is one thing but you know what worse? Black box + concheror users, gosh I hate those players
No one:
Absolutely no one:
POV:
Upd: thx for 2 likes
*australium black box user
Alas, we witness the death of a legend.
R.I.P. Rise of the epic soldier.
AndyPyro I got the Crash Maul reference
AndyPyro Thanks to a panicky medic
**banned for having more than 3 weapons**
He used 5 weapons
The two shotguns
The rocket launcher
The shovel
And the pickaxe
Dummy 521 Correct, that's why I said "banned for having *more* than 3 weapons"
he have a grenade too.
ok
Dummy 521 don't forget the grenades.
I like how the red demo greets the soldier in a friendly manner till he’s basically murdered, a true meaning that they both still play the game and are friends
wow that blu soldier reminds me of myself...
now now, i'm talking about the one at the start of the video. 0:03
aeRO i can relate to that
Mettaton 5000 same
aeRO iiii
xD
I can definitely relate
We all wish we were that guy.
DareDevil8013 words of a wise man.
Yeah. The syringe medic is the man.
The Gibus Medic?
IornJazz Well, some of us actually are.
No one cares lol
This is so inaccurate
The huntsman never misses
Edit: sorry the lucksman
It does when I use it.
Lucksman
(This joke is VERY original😒)
@@axtel6879 same
Very same in fact just this morning
Khen Baird yeah yeah, we know and we've TOTALLY haven't heard that complaint before, VERY original. Mr. Fun at parties
BRO I OPENED A WUNDERBAR CHOCOLATE AT 0:42 AND THEN MEDIC SAID "WUNDERBAR" I CANT 😭
Random crits fair and balanced! (c) Valve
I love you delfy
да
No
It's the definition of insanity
my favourite class is a GAME
no it is no fair when delfy join in the same server with u.With his trolling skills he don't need random crit
k
the most humiliating form of death in tf2: dying to a medic as an offense class
ikr
unless it's a battle medic, and they're REALLY GOOD at what they were doing
@@ak47epic94 yeah they absolutely destroyed me im a noob lol
@@composedflame3086 I just died to one this morning, and the man killed five people before he died, one of which is a Heavy with 89 points
MEDIC GAMING
2:19
This made me realize how painful Medic’s screams sound.
yes
Me too man.
It look like among us died body
SUS
@@THEREALFALLENBACON cringe
these SFMs were my childhood, im rewatching them all right now and i have to say this one is one my favorites, really shows how good of a storyteller The Winglet is capable of being.
Blah blah blah blah blah nobody cares, get lost
Useless cringe kid
@@Amis5474 thanks for the comment
0:45 me in casual
2:03 me in competitive
lmao
true dat
Ivo k
True.
lmao
Ivo k every time the noobs kill me with random crits
He was at 19 kills, too.
Did you do that on purpose?
holy shit
Muselk in a nutshell
Red Pyro really? I counted 20
+Awesomo 101 sentry kills dont count on killstreaks
SkyPlaysRBLX its 19
Video is about random crits
*SOLDIER HAS ALL CRITS*
TEAM CAPTAIN MEDIC o z
He’s hacking, that F2P medic is a hero
@@michaelfixedsys7463 yep
100% doesn't count as random.
@@legendarytat8278 hes hacking that he always gets em
This still remains the greatest criticism of random crits on the Internet. Absolutely perfect and I love it.
2:17 Smiley faces on Soldier's shirt. :-D
+Game Of D3ath I can't unsee it now.
:D
:D
+Game Of D3ath Is that a Watchmen reference? :)
lol true
Worse part is that that Soldier would never respawn as he was then banned for hacks.
Banned due to:
One shot hack
Dual weild hack
Aimbot
Spinbot(When he did a barrel roll with the escape plan)
@@mrmrmr672 the medic who crit him was actually the server banning him because of these hacks. Or they rigged that one shot just to ban him. 😂
Grabbing bodies for shield
And using greanades that should not be in tf2
@@mrmrmr672 also throwing his melee
1:13 I hate when that happens
Me when I play as any sniper....
Its my fav part cuz of his reaction
*PISS*
Same
unaccurate, the hitbox would have hit him anyways
Bruh snipers reaction is priceless 1:12
P i s s
I know right? I literally died on that one 🤣
2:03 live footage of me playing medic
Bruh kingslayer from cod
i wear the same hats too, gibus and pyrovision
but not me
@@750tiprogamer yeah, im too, but steam machine style hat. I enjoing pyrovision, idk why
0:25 is me, when teammate too dumb where I don't care if they die anymore.
I had a situation on Upward at last point, there a team Heavy who just exit teleporter and took a few hit from scout's pistol but the heavy still pretty much in good shape. I see that near me I have Demoman and Pyro, my Uber just get fully charge up, to my mind "okay with the teammate at my left and right, and a brass beast heavy in front of me in good shape, we are ready to push the enemies."
So I gave the Uber to the heavy, as we all know- uber have limited time, the clock 10 sec is ticking. This heavy that I gave the uber didn't even jump into sentry and grind the whole red engineer nest and mince the enemy Demoman and kill the red sniper and clear the rest of enemies. No, no no no no, this heavy didn't do any of that, instead he runs back- pass our blue engineer nest and dispenser, run back to that little heal kit that looks like a bottle of pills trying to stand on it- to get it. Then slowly realise that he already has a medic healing him which was me, but from my perspective, I just waste the Uber charge on this heavy for him to run back for a pill bottle and he even ignores the dispenser along the way.
This is what we medic have to deal with on daily basis.
Im that gibus sniper when i started tf2 like...
"Why can't i shoot itttttt?!....."
oh god i used to be like that too
We were all there once
@@TheDarkCatYT true, so true
Wait your that guy i wondered why there this was this gibus sniper trying to no scope shoot me with the machina
ooooooooooooooooooo :0
2:02 That dance, Its 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃.
That’s also what I look like when playing Medic. Also that is what I *do* when playing Medic.
Ever since i got the crossbow which was my 4th medic unlock thats what i use
Should be a taunt kill called random crit
𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵
2:14 Amogus prediction 4 years early
STOP. PLEASE. GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
thats what i was thinking lol
1:54
That scout.
Wasted half a second to run around the soldier.
Nice
Rocket Jumper he was going to headpunch him, tho.
@@monochromeyoshi you mean headbutt?
Nubkillaz13 Playz no, the scout said, “I’m gonna headpunch ya, I’m gonna headpunch ya!”
@@monochromeyoshi oh ok
Scout said headbutt.
0:31 america finds random middle eastern country with oil.
-2019 (colorized)
Thanks for the support ma dude
Potato XD NICE
America has joined the chat
LOL
not nearly enough civilian deaths
That demo at 1:44 was just trying to tell soldier he can only wield one shotgun
Soldier is hacking. I always knew thats why I went 4-75 that round. (4 kills 75 deaths) and like 139 assists
ikr
Haha XD
what music is from the minute 0:31
yeah he was going to say "there can be only one!!!!!"
Truly the randomest crit ever
2:02 how to play like a pro medic (tutorial video)
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's how I play
A r r a y S e v e n .
Now that's skill
Thx I'll remember to be suicidal for everyone just like and I will give you free kills and sandwiches
As a medic main, I can confirm that is the correct way to play medic
0:30 This is me when picking up soldier
0:01 And this is me when playing soldier
Same m8
XD
wait no i didnt press read more
mood
LOL,this is better than nobody memes.
2:19 medics realized spine is just two bones and they were taught all wrong in the med school
Enter among us corpses
A mi me mata de risa como gritan por la sangre del soldier😆😆
@@sergioplazat3995 w h a t
@@sergioplazat3995 no hablo espanol
@@DeletedExpiration It kills me with laughter as they scream for the soldier's blood. 😑
Here's a tip ... Learn Spanish, both languages are great unless one is unknown.
Everyone forgets that this soldier will respawn in the next 14 seconds
0:36 how players killing friendlies on 2fort see themselves
How they actually look: 2:13
@@slickcalf985 do you main scout/pyro? just asking
@@cccbbbccc5910 no
@@slickcalf985 how the fuck is a heavy giving you a sandwich or a spy walking in a funny pose anoying
@@Branquelo454 I said they're only annoying in pubs.
2:15 I love the :D on his pants
Foxboy985
They're on his jacket
I never noticed that!
2:18 when I can't conquer my worst nightmares.
Foxboy985 w
Lol
legends say those medics are still screaming to this day
i found the reason 2:16 there are smiley faces on his coat bottom
lol
:D
literally
LightFistGames [LFG] yep i saw it
LightFistGames [LFG] white eyes , blue mouth
H
Lol yes
"I've yet meet the one that can outsmart boolyet"
~Heavy Weapons Guy
You know, sometimes playing as a Battle Medic IS worth it.
This came out 6 years ago. Don't you dare make that joke
@@SecondSonofSparda you are saying this to a comment made 1 year ago *smh*
@@SecondSonofSpardathis was 1 year ago.
Man the random crits we get with medic is.... SOMETHING ELSE
Jesus Christ, that Soldier gibbed so hard he practically auto balanced those Medics with his blood.
Well that's what happens when you actually try to dominate the red team.
Not really , if you die to a medic as an offensive, the 1st person to die in the BLU team get AUTO BALANCA to RED
Sorry for the inconsistent upload rate, there's several bigger videos on the way!
can't wait
+The Winglet No problem, it was well worth the wait :)
crits are like auto balance
they fair and balanced
Ok
np
Random Crits.
Just gets you anywhere, everywhere, and anytime.
1:30
This must be when the Escape Plan was still called The Equalizer and gave both damage and speed.
The Equalizer was divided in the Pyromania update, in 2012
@@jgmr645 lol
Not only that but it’s a good thing it didn’t have the equalizer stat on it because he didn’t take any damage or at least took very little throughout that segment, so he would’ve done less damage to them with it (however that is if he bothered to make the stat work in an SFM animation)
@@jgmr645 I thought it was 2011
U mean when it was actually a good weapon?
I don't always get random crits but when i do i am rocket jumping
Or checking for spies in random corners...
and I'm at 60 health
I get random crits when spy checking and all the enemys are on the oppisite side of map
Joining a TF 2 pro server like:
0:44 Expectetion
2:16 Reality
expectations soldier is the king
reality soldier is dead
You earned my like.
U have 2 medic girlfriends?
@@cuphead8159 lol
2:15
i watched this on release when i was in primary school.
i have just graduated high school...
how i imagine myself playing soldier: 0:58
how i actually play soldier: 0:02
Lol
Why this comment has 13 like this is hilarious
underrated comment
We all wished we were all that one soldier that would pub stomp
Yup, wait, no. I can't rocket jump
0:28
Heavy: HELP ME
Medic: NEIN
When someone spams E too much
(@Harrison La time traveler) Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic!
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 feature blood can killing instead two medic
That’s weird he’s not even wearing the blighted beak
Yeah, that's the joke.
2:19 Every player's reaction to random crits...
JR McMahon
Thats me behind the screen
When i get killed by a crit
Imagine after the medic screams, it just cuts to:
"And that was a recreation-"
Medics healing: 12%
Background music: 88%
@fly crap Some Kind Of Revenge
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Shadowlover187 #H9mestuckF9rever why is videos music longer than the actual song?
@@vibe3063 They may have looped it or chopped it up in some way. I'm not sure. I think it's actually the same length. If anything, the video probably didn't use all 30 seconds of the song.
Shadowlover187 #H9mestuckF9rever ah, gotcha, thanks for your time.
@@vibe3063 Not a problem!
0:25 R.I.P winglet
He always dies, to prove that he isnt that guy.
Oshabot 16 i think he knows he was just joking
That’s what he gets for not linking the music at 0:30
2:02 how to play expert medic
Matteo Banchio e
That is my job xd
Well all his teammates are dead
Ikr
Pro skills lol
As a f2p, i can confirm, we get random crits when we never expect them.
skill is a crutch for unlucky people
to be honest, paying to play is worthless because of all of the bots they spam in chat and play loud “music” just stay f2p unless you need items and are unlucky or want to use chat on the 30% chance you get to
Soldier: *dominating the red team*
A crit needle: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Oop looks like I did the same thing
Thanks and have fun.
Crot needle: now this looks like a job for me
*cough* *cough* Mann’s career *cough* *cough*
I guess he does not use fresh ones, who knows where its been!
random crits are an essential part of a fair and balanced breakfast
Nimbus Ethersong lol
Prime the Primarina along with Turtle Eng1es and Dead Fingers.
lel lel lel lel lel
2:17
Soldier has smiley faces for pockets.
:D
Widow Peak
D:
thats what i call, "pocket medics" get it? no? sigh....
Painis Cupcake's Face?
0:37 seriously tho that looks weird
If you liked the skin, this is how you can do it: killers kit (pants), soldiers stash (helmet), cold snap coat (shirt) and soldiers stogie (cigarette), this is actually 4 cosmetics so you’ll have to keep one out, I’d recommend keeping the stogie out since it’s a very small detail
Huh! I wonder if people like you exist in other videos' comment sections.
Keep up the good work, Pistonguy!
19 kills....So close to that god-like....
This Is Just Tryhard Tuesday: The Movie. xD
19*
David Xiang Which one? I counted from the beginning 18 kills, unless you count the sentry.
+Jake Trollston I counted 19
muslek shold see this xD
0:59 what I think I do
2:03 what I really do
0:59 - What i do with a good team
2:03 - What i do with a team of babies
get the fuck out of this channel
@@hogagit6282 GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE
Oml that's so me... I think I would do good.. But this is what I really do lol
And think aomebody likes this shit
like me
Noob medic: *Starts firing*
Soldier: why do I hear boss music
Артур Коптев why does the boss hear boss music
This feels underrated, IDK why
This is a terrible meme. Doesn't fit the actual video at all and isn't even fumny in the first place. 0/10
William Smeds ok boomer
"Why do i hear Random Crit sound?"
Imagine if we can actually do these SFM things in the real game
You know it's getting real when soldier is carrying around an golden rpg, 2 of the same shotgun, the default shovel, and the escape plan.
he also has the gunboats on
And his grenades are real
And he got reported for hacking
and two medic is healing hm
Wish you could have unlimited weapons in your TF2 Loadouts. I'm constantly switching between shotgun and other secondaries as soldier. Too bad if this was real, everyone would be overpowered
Medic: "Oh dont be such a baby, ribs grow back!"
Soldier: " *But your whole body doesnt* "
upper half*
Medic were was the body
Actually in meet the medic when medic said don't be such a baby ribs grow back he lied cuz in the next scene he said no they dont
how does the soldier talk
@@zolfranktsolfrank8081don't forget there was 2 medics
1:39 I see the problem, the Medics were just standing there taunting instead of doing their job
Taunting IS their job tho..
Escape plan: 90% less healing from medics. They were doing basically nothing but farming off him.
Every fucking medic when they get an assist for pocketing the soldier and then them screaming when their pocket dies because they "can't win" when helping others
@@Th3Bishop3 but he threw the escape plan away
@@mirabile1221 yes but at the beginning he had it.
See the thing is: The soldier was getting crits every single time he attacked throughout this whole SFM, which is why he one-shotted everybody.
2:05-2:16 this has happened to every player who has gone on an awesome killstreak
*face palms self*🙏🙇
No, me.
For me, it's a backscratcher Pyro.
I had reached 21 killstreak once just to discover some time later that 4 of them were actually dr spies .
Fuk !
fierce tooth Once I got 364 kills killstreak (in a server) in one game then my game crashed and all kills were lost....
0:44 that one guy who joins a server and he instantly gets a pocket medic
Eggplant he doesnt got the pocket med cosmetic
Eggplant nah because every was dead at dat moment, +you see dat australium rocket launcher? Thats why
perche i dottori devono essere sempre visti come degli idioti?? But remember guys dont be a poket medic cause you're only waste of time...
Must be muselk
JaGo Jason_Gor As a guy with an australium nade and sticky... Can confirm.
1:20 *THE BRASS BEAST REVVED UP QUICKLY! HeAVy UpDAte CoNfIrMeD??*
UM DA HELL?!?!
WoU, Cold uR FcKiNG
This is SFM. Don't limit yourself by gameplay mechanics and memes.
Jonathan Dela Torre Was it worth the wait?
@@timur5241 r/woosh
1:16 Why does sniper always get killed in the most brutal way possible
people hate the sniper as it is the vessel for spin bots which play loud music and insta kill you when you leave spawn
Same in emesis blue he got shot with a rocket launcher and another thing i forgot
@@DenisBalterDanand then later he survived but then got shot in the head by a shotgun
so the gibus medic is the final boss?
Clement Tan Like a boss!
Clement Tan no the random crit is
petrit draga lol
Maysar Productions wut
GabeN disguise
0:34 時間の無駄 *has joined the game*
CORPORAL PIG
That translated to A waste of time.
@@maxigaming9666 ANGRY BIRDS RPG
@u/sentientmind's Google account how bout the Koreans?
@u/sentientmind's Google account I thought that was the south koreans
That soldier: you cant defeat me!
Red team: i know, but he can
*Random gibus medic with critical syringe gun*
You have a new lesson: Never look down a syringe gun, or else it will give you a shame death because it has a fuckin R A N D O M C R I T
If i was soldier and died in the end, Mipha's grace: my time has come
Jose.Gonzales.2007 (add critical siringe gun) P2P soldier
@@alexcsr6450 Jose.Gonzales.2007 got the random crit syringe
@@HighSpeedToffi yes, thats what i said
This is why I love random crits. 👌