4:01 that is a snapping turtle and those things are typically very aggressive. If you see one in the wild, admire from a distance. They’re called a snapping turtle for a reason Matt 🤣
2:25 I just noticed that's Alek Minassian. If you don't know what this is from, this is footage of Alek Minassian explaining 4chan slang to a police officer. He just sits there for an hour explaining what a chad is to a guy after being arrested for commiting a terrorist attack.
Been watching for almost a year and only now find this channel?! You need to promote it more! Your content is the only one I actually look forward too. You always seem to put a smile on my face even if I had a bad day. Thank you for that. Much love, Maddi.
Around 4:10 there was a turtle. That’s a snapping Turtle Blarg :) Snapping Turtles are carnivorous so that man’s fingers should’ve been eaten! Must be trained and known his owner for a long time! Very cool 😎👍
I was 100% chill. Its 6 am I just got home from the bars/house parties and I was dead ass straight faced the whole time. Then blarg has the audacity to scream BEAAAAAANS and let me tell you I fucmjng lost it
0:36 reminds me of the first time I forgot to put the cheese on my cheeseburger so I used a blowtorch to melt it onto the already cooked burger. Edit: I thought it was an iron and the cheese wasn't fully cooked. That's what I was trying to relate it to.
Yoooooo Don Broco is the band that was playing with the people playing Badminton. They always do mental stuff to their first song released Thug Workout
The turtle was a snapping turtle lol. It's a big deal because it could easily bite several fingers and a chunk of his hand off with little to no effort on the turtles part. Lol..
I forgot the name of the cat at 5:00 but if I remember correctly they're technically the deadliest cat on earth like individually they kill more than any other cat does but they're pretty rare and hate anything that has a pulse so even the ones that exist are rarely seen
“Take his leg, take his leg off, what is he going to do, kick you?”
Laughed so hard at that for no reason.
oh... that flew over my head completely
its just human nature to laugh when someone else gets hurt.
The fact that Matt didn't understand that that was a snapping turtle shows how canadian he is.
Bro that was the funniest shit. Like you go our and pet a snapping turtle😂😂
Never heard of it
@@novustalks7525 a snapping turtle can easily take a finger or a nose off and are usually quite territorial
@@hoodie4439 huh
@@novustalks7525 Huh hell pay attention
That cat really said "you wanna see a magic trick"
"Boom! I disappear~"
Speaking of magic trick, has anyone seen my dad?
@@Crimsun_V3locity I can't remember correctly, but I bet he was really good magician.
@@hio.hinomaru21 ikr he's been invisible for 8 years
@@Crimsun_V3locity same bro
In case anyone is wondering, the guy on 5:54 was saying how good that BULLETPROOF glass was
Well i mean its _bullet_ proof, not _hammer_ proof...
"You can't park there!"
"I can! I'm a police officer!"
Gotta love British humour!
The officer just kinda rolled with it and with such authority, cheers mate. God bless those boys in blue
When I saw the snapping turtle I was fully prepared to see the mans hand or arm being bitten.
I literally couldn’t watch cause I thought that old guy was about to lose a finger lmao
“Turtles are pretty common that’s just a big one” Said Blarg to the ALLIGATOR SNAPPING TURTLE
"Ooh, my nuggets!" Man's got his priorities straight
Alternate title: Reacting to soup’s childhood for 11 minutes
5:58 - he's guaranteeing the glass protection is of the finest quality
7:58 Little did Blarg know… he would know that feeling all too well
May I ask what do you mean
"how has a wolf turned into that?" killed me
Grizzy: is that a lion?
Puffer: is that a turtle?
Blarg: is that a chicken?
A few more then you’ll have them all the time will come
The "is that a lion?” made me hate grizzy's chat lol
Matt’s face at 10:32 has me dead 💀
He panicking
I always feel like a little kid getting ready to watch cartoons whenever he posts a reacting video
Blarg + memes = good times
“Is that a chicken” Matt asks as a snail watches a car race 😂😂😂
4:01 that is a snapping turtle and those things are typically very aggressive. If you see one in the wild, admire from a distance. They’re called a snapping turtle for a reason Matt 🤣
2:25 I just noticed that's Alek Minassian. If you don't know what this is from, this is footage of Alek Minassian explaining 4chan slang to a police officer. He just sits there for an hour explaining what a chad is to a guy after being arrested for commiting a terrorist attack.
It sound so dumb and funny but it so awful
7:34 😂 I like how we just glance over the fact that there’s a sports car being driven in that weather condition
You cut the pizzas with a hockeyskate? that's next level, still kinda intuitive though
3:49
“You can’t park there mate”
“Yes I can I’m a police officer”
Legend
11:25 He's a twitch streamer who's 16 and he celebrates every kill by having a 30 second rave
4:48 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER DUDE, OMG THAT MAN NO LONGER HAS A CHIN, HE KNOCKED HIMSELF BACK TO CHILDHOOD
The fact that Blarg knows what the Nordschleife is, surprises me
10:46 video clearly shows a snail ……. Blarg an intellectual “is that a chicken”
IKR, the cool part about that clip is the fact that the snail turn it's head to look at the fast rallycar :)
Been watching for almost a year and only now find this channel?! You need to promote it more! Your content is the only one I actually look forward too. You always seem to put a smile on my face even if I had a bad day. Thank you for that. Much love, Maddi.
Around 4:10 there was a turtle. That’s a snapping Turtle Blarg :) Snapping Turtles are carnivorous so that man’s fingers should’ve been eaten! Must be trained and known his owner for a long time! Very cool 😎👍
10:41 love that blarg seems to be quite the car guy
1:55 THE KING HAS AWOKEN!
“How did a wolf turn into that” I used to think that everyday when I lived next to someone who owned a chihuahua
5:21 that was the "S M O O T H E S T" recovery ever
11:26 😂 he got #1 victory Royal 😂😂
4:55 this cat is actually called a Pallas cat :) They are so cute!
10:24 my man just said "that's why we need abortion" after seeing kanyes daughter
RIP bro
That cop had the best sense of humor.
Blarg: I'mma head on out and unalive. Sees dog: holy shit i'm in
0:30 i would say thats a Canada moment but im from the US and i played hockey when i was younger and have also done this
Norther America moment
Only Matt can make an 11 minute video out of watching a 7 minute video B)
0:37 I mean, who in Canada never did this too?
4:55 For all you who are curious, that is a Pallas Cat. Not very well known but it is becoming more and more popular
9:19 it’s called crab games if I remember correctly and I would love to see the Goons play this
4:01 I swear to god when I realized that was a snapping turtle my soul left my body how is that man not down an arm
His face at 4:24 looked like a kid on Christmas
10:35 just gave him flashbacks from home
It still surprises me that Matt has played on a hockey team.
Dude the little pig going wooo was hilarious
Everybody loves these please don’t stop doing them
Matt: looks like _Nelson's_ chair
Me: uh oh mommy and daddy are fighting again
I was 100% chill. Its 6 am I just got home from the bars/house parties and I was dead ass straight faced the whole time. Then blarg has the audacity to scream BEAAAAAANS and let me tell you I fucmjng lost it
Wait. Now that the video has progressed. The nachos fucking sent me also
Bro, that guy’s alarm was relatable. That man is built different though.
7:19 me when blarg uploads
The dog at 6:31 is probably a service dog.
Skates are also great for slicing the carotid artery open, a lesson Clint Malarchuk had to learn the hard way
I love the editor sometimes. “I think I’ll just commit die”
6:43 "What the dog doing?"
7:32 rip my man hyphonix
5:54 "guaranteed quality" blarg says endorse him "armored glass" cracked glass hahaha
Lol I finished watching this video at precisely 2:44 AM CST. I’m friggin exhausted lol 😂
9:38 hey deep sleepers I got something for you. It's called the Screaming Meanie. You'll never be late for work again.
Blarg, that man with a "big turtle" is a man with a snapping turtle. It could bite his hand off and they tend to be aggressive.
That kid with the lights made me choke on my food😂
I have never seen you so excited to see that the Monkee has a brother haha
2:17 thats a whole 6 top... as a cook I would be not happy
3:36 is my truck. Straightup went to knock the snow of my feet before i got in, and a bunch of rust just fell off
M.I.L.F.
Man, I love frogs
I think every Canadian has cut pizza with a Hockey Skate before
0:40 Smitty is a proud of you boai.
I just realized the Spiderman one is an active military base locker room 😂
0:36 reminds me of the first time I forgot to put the cheese on my cheeseburger so I used a blowtorch to melt it onto the already cooked burger.
Edit: I thought it was an iron and the cheese wasn't fully cooked. That's what I was trying to relate it to.
7:40 speed-runners be like
What the dog doin? The dog learnin
Why am I not shocked Blarg's cut a pizza with a hockey skate before.
The random “cat” in question is called a Pallas’s cat and it’s a wild cat in Asia with the best RBF I love them to death
4:02 just casually petting a fucking snapping turtle and on its mouth at that
Bruh stall girl was getting rammed if you watch close she shakin 😂😂😂
Man if you bangin on the floor of a public restroom you deserve all the diseases you catch.
@@thedeviouspanda 💯 you aint wrong 😂
I thought that the lady hit his balls with the towel for a min and my whole body shivered for that poor soldier.
As a chef the fryer meme gave me pure anxiety..i...can't...
Dude, if you know the nordshleife you're really a race guy. Love you blarg.
This is really the wholesome version of soup’s TikTok vids. :)
Crab game go hard asf
Ayo blarg, on your shelf is that the Porsche 911 lego?
Arad man posted me happy
That kid has a rave party every time he receives a sub or donation on twitch, thats his whole thing
Yoooooo Don Broco is the band that was playing with the people playing Badminton. They always do mental stuff to their first song released Thug Workout
The turtle was a snapping turtle lol. It's a big deal because it could easily bite several fingers and a chunk of his hand off with little to no effort on the turtles part. Lol..
11:15 where can I find this video
1:31
XD Holy Shit
5:57 he was staying that that was bulletproof glass and well, it wasn't.
To answer your question: that’s a Palus cat and they’re incredibly mean and have an incredibly high kill success rate
"Hey Blarg, how Canadian are you?"
00:34
I forgot the name of the cat at 5:00 but if I remember correctly they're technically the deadliest cat on earth like individually they kill more than any other cat does but they're pretty rare and hate anything that has a pulse so even the ones that exist are rarely seen
Black scooter cats?
That cat in the video is a Pallas Cat, and you are getting it mixed up with a Black-Footed Cat.
If im not mistaken, im pretty sure that was a big effin snapping turtle, coulda absolutely taken his hand off if it was one
Fun fact I’ve meet that same snapping turtle and that same guy😂😂😂
3:25 made me laugh so hard
yo no cap i think the ice in the oil is my workplace
my thoughts on the dude who threw the monitor into the tube is a league of legends player who just went from gold to iron lol
He didn't realize that was a snapper a snapping turtle I'm surprised that guy didn't get his hand bitten off
that's a snapping turtle, it can tear off a finger like nothing
3:28 ar12 gaming is that you?