Comedian Mops the Floor with Ted Cruz's Tears

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  • @currinsnipes9879
    @currinsnipes9879 6 місяців тому +17

    I am a Texan and I am voting AGAINST Ted Cruz and FOR Colin Allred. Vote BLUE for Democracy and Women's rights!

  • @heathw4739
    @heathw4739 6 місяців тому +10

    I have MORE of a problem with TRUMP claiming he's Christian than falsely accusing Obama being Muslim.

  • @LindaMoses-m2m
    @LindaMoses-m2m 6 місяців тому +16

    Cancun Ted Cruz you're going to lose vote Blue Texans

  • @esmerelda6003
    @esmerelda6003 6 місяців тому +9

    Comedians are our only hope.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 6 місяців тому +1

      The only ones telling the truth!

    • @OHHHmyDoggg
      @OHHHmyDoggg 6 місяців тому

      I think "Man Of The Year" was anticipated to be a Robin Williams movie in the style of all his previous comedies but I think it was meant to be a diatribe on comedians as politicians in retrospect

  • @Nicpick
    @Nicpick 6 місяців тому +12

    Ted left his dog in a house without electricity during a ice storm.

  • @hopsta5628
    @hopsta5628 6 місяців тому +15

    Religion has no place in politics.

    • @tommyk6719
      @tommyk6719 6 місяців тому +2

      Republicans are full of excrement.

    • @tommyk6719
      @tommyk6719 6 місяців тому +2

      Here we go again…….🖕🏼

    • @courtneyscott5630
      @courtneyscott5630 6 місяців тому +1

      Hopsta5628;Exactly!!!

    • @TaneKarnes
      @TaneKarnes 5 місяців тому

      And politics has no place in religion.

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 6 місяців тому +7

    Is that Boooo or are you saying Trueeeee??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TaneKarnes
    @TaneKarnes 5 місяців тому +5

    Cecily rocked her speech. Very funny and intelligent.

  • @staceybert1975
    @staceybert1975 6 місяців тому +7

    Rafeal is why abortion should be legal

  • @silverstem2964
    @silverstem2964 6 місяців тому +8

    Tom Cotton, King of the Pencil Necks.

  • @curtiscabral3141
    @curtiscabral3141 6 місяців тому +7

    Lindsay gram and teddy should live together! Oh shit

  • @bajanconcepts
    @bajanconcepts 5 місяців тому +3

    the correspondent dinner is da best!!!....remember when there was this one president who's ego was way 2 fragile to attend as the president and subject of roast???? Epic🤣

  • @linuxmill
    @linuxmill 5 місяців тому +3

    She's a breath of fresh, truthful, air.

  • @prisonersforprofit
    @prisonersforprofit 6 місяців тому +1

    cecily one of my all time fave snl cast members. love these old takes of comedians at the correspondence dinner, you forget a lot of it, a good refresher on just how things got to this point.

  • @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr
    @PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr 5 місяців тому +3

    You'll be extremely lucky to be elected, ted. Leave women's bodies alone as our votes will you alone.

  • @j.c.ca.o.l7035
    @j.c.ca.o.l7035 6 місяців тому +3

    I've seen her work, she's hilarious.

  • @normaarmstrong4543
    @normaarmstrong4543 6 місяців тому +5

    Im 79. I've had 4 coronavirus vaccines and I'm still alive and kicking..

    • @1ntwndrboy198
      @1ntwndrboy198 6 місяців тому +1

      No bleach injections for you

    • @1ntwndrboy198
      @1ntwndrboy198 6 місяців тому +1

      Had mine too. Vaccine that is.👍

  • @Dbran464
    @Dbran464 6 місяців тому +8

    Boycott hobby lobby 💙

  • @randyschwaggins
    @randyschwaggins 6 місяців тому +5

    Cecily is so 🔥🔥🔥

  • @adropofgoldensun27
    @adropofgoldensun27 6 місяців тому +3

    Remember when having an affair was grounds to retire a politician. Nowadays Republicans think they should be President 😅😅

  • @johnmcnulty4425
    @johnmcnulty4425 6 місяців тому +2

    I fell in love with Cecile Strong since the first I saw her on SNL! I had the biggest tears in my eyes on her final episode. ❤😂❤

    • @johnmcnulty4425
      @johnmcnulty4425 6 місяців тому

      I can never look at Judge Piroe without seeing Cecile spit her drink in Colin Jost's face!

  • @GeorgeEdmond-i8z
    @GeorgeEdmond-i8z 6 місяців тому +4

    Tough Ted has the spine of an octopus! Check out the history of his remarks on the Orange Stable Genius. He doesn't know if he is Arthur or Martha.

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion 6 місяців тому +3

    Isn't this like a decade old. Way to be up to date on the news.

    • @jbarlak
      @jbarlak 6 місяців тому

      Even better. Why does it bother you?

  • @PaulEBarrie99
    @PaulEBarrie99 6 місяців тому +7

    Lyin Ted was born here in Canada...doesn't make him Canadian...he's the product of American culture...blame yourselves, that's on you

    • @redgradiantman9588
      @redgradiantman9588 6 місяців тому +1

      As a fellow canadian i know he cant be president if he wasnt born there tho

  • @fluxrider7027
    @fluxrider7027 5 місяців тому +2

    Damn, who was this comedian? Bitingly funny.

  • @54tristin
    @54tristin 5 місяців тому +3

    Religions don’t have rights people have rights.

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 6 місяців тому +6

    I like Cecily strong. She has great acting and comedy chops.

    • @TheRealWattLife
      @TheRealWattLife 6 місяців тому

      Literally no one has ever said that about her.

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 6 місяців тому +2

      @@TheRealWattLifeNow someone has.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TheRealWattLife - You literally replied to someone saying that about her, genius.

  • @LisaMitchell-f8e
    @LisaMitchell-f8e 6 місяців тому +4

    Hey! Ted! I will be out to vote election day. 💙💙💙 That's right. Blue it is. Now you can go Blue yourself.

  • @azharshah2456
    @azharshah2456 5 місяців тому +5

    Save DEMOCRACY 💙

  • @paddyholly2184
    @paddyholly2184 6 місяців тому +1

    I wish you'd DATE these segments!

  • @AFR383
    @AFR383 6 місяців тому +6

    If Ted was born in Canada, is he not then disqualified for running for president?

    • @TheRealWattLife
      @TheRealWattLife 6 місяців тому

      Obummer wasn't born here and he ran.

    • @AFR383
      @AFR383 6 місяців тому +5

      @@TheRealWattLife he was born in Hawaii

    • @arios1977
      @arios1977 6 місяців тому +2

      @@TheRealWattLifethat didn’t age well.

  • @9liveslie-cat-lie129
    @9liveslie-cat-lie129 6 місяців тому +5

    Ted the lawn gnome that came alive with evil intentions.

  • @danielfischer1791
    @danielfischer1791 6 місяців тому +5

    TEDDY "I'M ON VACATION" CRUZ

  • @christophersnyder1532
    @christophersnyder1532 6 місяців тому +3

    Ted Cruz: Maybe Canada is better, what's Pierre Poilliviere' number?

  • @AddyAdderson
    @AddyAdderson 6 місяців тому +2

    Cecily Strong is a genius. More.

  • @deborahpitcher7723
    @deborahpitcher7723 6 місяців тому +2

    You can send and there’s no snowball in hell

  • @VivaToddVegas
    @VivaToddVegas 6 місяців тому +1

    How was this video released 10 HOURS ago?!? It's ancient.

  • @richardhltrp1791
    @richardhltrp1791 6 місяців тому +5

    it's always funny when a american is talking about "the world" and dont even know what is happening in the next state ..

    • @dannysmith7805
      @dannysmith7805 6 місяців тому +1

      Agreed!
      Like Trump talking about the United States of America, but yet he thinks that New York State is located in Germany.

  • @MaxMisterC
    @MaxMisterC 6 місяців тому +2

    Maybe Ted could become president of Mexico beach holidays community

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 6 місяців тому +3

    Don’t buy from hobby lobby!

  • @normaarmstrong4543
    @normaarmstrong4543 6 місяців тому +3

    Why is Hannity still around? Why doesn't he emigrate to Russia?

  • @DavidEFarner
    @DavidEFarner 5 місяців тому +3

    “Hi, this is Ted Cruze calling, and…” *CLICK* buzzzzzzzzzzzzz….,

  • @tommylucero2931
    @tommylucero2931 6 місяців тому +3

    Isn't this the guy that ran to Mexico with his family when Covin hit

    • @g-urts5518
      @g-urts5518 6 місяців тому

      You know its COVID right? Seen you misspell it in 3 different comments now

    • @JosiahGore
      @JosiahGore 6 місяців тому

      Iirc it was when the Texas electrical grid got bodied by some winter weather, which made fleeing to a warmer climate when funnier.

  • @MaybeDHitHim
    @MaybeDHitHim 6 місяців тому +2

    Cicely String is gorgeous.

  • @ericpelton4533
    @ericpelton4533 6 місяців тому +2

    Wow Cecily!
    I missed your performance back then.
    BRAVO!!!!!

  • @beeroftherat1
    @beeroftherat1 6 місяців тому +1

    Really timely stuff here, guys.

  • @flylippfantom8425
    @flylippfantom8425 6 місяців тому +2

    5:15 the snowball what a completely empty skull as senator

  • @cesarsalgadosalgado2199
    @cesarsalgadosalgado2199 6 місяців тому +4

    Wasn't obama born and raised in the island of Hawaii

    • @rko1095
      @rko1095 6 місяців тому +3

      And Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

    • @steelersluv
      @steelersluv 6 місяців тому +3

      Yep. The same island america stole from the people of that former Monarchy, but of course that’s not the story we were told in school. They used to have a Queen.

  • @TeddyBettis
    @TeddyBettis 5 місяців тому +1

    Good job..

  • @victoriankambe3070
    @victoriankambe3070 5 місяців тому +4

    What baby filter are you using, Ted?

  • @cartmanrlsusall
    @cartmanrlsusall 6 місяців тому +2

    She was savage Obama appreciated it the others were to full of themselves to appreciate humor

  • @briangrigsby1842
    @briangrigsby1842 6 місяців тому

    best part of TYT

  • @Alex-ou8tz
    @Alex-ou8tz 6 місяців тому +2

    Love it. 😂😂

  • @brianmeyer6926
    @brianmeyer6926 6 місяців тому +1

    great video. don't like the background music. hope this is helpful criticism.

  • @daniellindeque541
    @daniellindeque541 6 місяців тому +4

    Oh Rafael now a Rat!

  • @poncenet1
    @poncenet1 6 місяців тому +3

    Notice how irrelevant Ted and decant is became?

  • @geneschmidt1361
    @geneschmidt1361 5 місяців тому

    I absolutely love anything Cecily does.

  • @lucyfuir6386
    @lucyfuir6386 6 місяців тому +1

    Hobby Lobby is wrong they're not paying for the contraception the health insurance company is.

  • @Marcshark-t8o
    @Marcshark-t8o 6 місяців тому +4

    Cancun Cruz🤮

  • @nelsonaguiar4361
    @nelsonaguiar4361 6 місяців тому +2

    The truth is funny😊

  • @shannonmccormick7655
    @shannonmccormick7655 6 місяців тому

    He made that recording during his trip to Bahamas

  • @MrNoelyG
    @MrNoelyG 6 місяців тому +2

    Props for the MF Doom hoodie

  • @fatherjohn2308
    @fatherjohn2308 6 місяців тому +1

    Still can't understand how cancun Ted think he can be elected president since he was clearly born in Canada...

  • @bh5037
    @bh5037 6 місяців тому +1

    I'd like to see Dumbs birth certificate and his tax papers.... how about that

  • @Jabberwalkie-zi5tu
    @Jabberwalkie-zi5tu 6 місяців тому +1

    Poor Rafael Cruz, I think all his wife's children should get DNA tests done.

  • @lauriemurray9467
    @lauriemurray9467 5 місяців тому

    yup and they lost a little of customers over their creepiness

  • @Kajpaje
    @Kajpaje 6 місяців тому +1

    Culture of life. Culture of incarceration

  • @ralphperry3576
    @ralphperry3576 6 місяців тому +1

    Cotton is an Iran operative!

  • @peterjordaan9025
    @peterjordaan9025 5 місяців тому +1

    Watch his nose grow

  • @JJNow-gg9so
    @JJNow-gg9so 6 місяців тому +1

    Getting too deep for me & need my throw away boots!

  • @solaimanamaira3930
    @solaimanamaira3930 6 місяців тому +1

    good lady

  • @Mekanik4u
    @Mekanik4u 2 місяці тому

    Sure glad your doing these brother and glad Cenk is no longer the fave of yoyr network

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 6 місяців тому +4

    To all of you obvious putinTrolls. Are you too dull to get an actual useful job? That being defined as something which is real work, a job which produces something viable towards lifting little russia's paltry GDP.

  • @sab3295
    @sab3295 6 місяців тому

    I really thought he was Canadian.....

  • @joettaf15
    @joettaf15 6 місяців тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! You lying, you ran to another country.

  • @northernbrother1258
    @northernbrother1258 5 місяців тому +1

    Cecily Strong! 😍

  • @jamescrawford9643
    @jamescrawford9643 5 місяців тому +2

    The US alien GOP and REFLUBS are a big Comedy Show but nothing to laugh at! ✌️👉🇺🇲💙2024!

  • @dannomusic47
    @dannomusic47 5 місяців тому +2

    Why do you do this?
    I just wanna see the actual clip uninterrupted and not your droll interruptive commentary to explain it to me.
    I’m a liberal myself but you need to find less of a pilot fish way to earn a paycheck.

  • @cezarblack13
    @cezarblack13 6 місяців тому +1

    🎉🎉🎉

  • @1ntwndrboy198
    @1ntwndrboy198 6 місяців тому +1

    Ted is just one of the melting snowflakes 😂🤣🤡🤡

  • @glennmacpherson5489
    @glennmacpherson5489 6 місяців тому +1

    What if his mother ,we wouldnt have to listen to this insurectionist.

  • @wendigo53
    @wendigo53 5 місяців тому

    Ted Cruz could still be Canada's first president of the USA. (We've already had a Canadian prime minister of UK, in the 1920s.)

  • @GilbertMartinez-f8k
    @GilbertMartinez-f8k 5 місяців тому +1

    That what you get damm fools that's how you roll thank you young lady you rock

  • @OHHHmyDoggg
    @OHHHmyDoggg 6 місяців тому

    Rick only knows how to make things heavier. Sounds like I'm describing Rick Rubin...let me start over.
    By Ricks admission he could never be stand up comic and by his implicit bias he believes comics to hold a special juxtaposition in society.
    Rick should have the ability like Ric Ocacek to make things lighter. And the ability to make things heavier like Rick Rubin.

  • @OHHHmyDoggg
    @OHHHmyDoggg 6 місяців тому

    Cover the tom brady roast

  • @jamesmoore4003
    @jamesmoore4003 6 місяців тому

    How many convictions were brought against police for white people who were shot?

  • @DOCTORJAN714
    @DOCTORJAN714 6 місяців тому

    Was this recently?

    • @Squeaky_Bean
      @Squeaky_Bean 5 місяців тому +1

      Obviously because Obama is currently president. Oh, wait...

  • @RYNGIN
    @RYNGIN 6 місяців тому

    Lol!🤣

  • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
    @JacquelineFox-xo6jn 5 місяців тому

    With or without viagra?

  • @bonniewiggins1168
    @bonniewiggins1168 6 місяців тому

    Ugh

  • @filipv2167
    @filipv2167 6 місяців тому +1

    why are we making videos about things that happened 48 years ago???

    • @stephencurry8552
      @stephencurry8552 6 місяців тому +1

      To all of you obvious putinTrolls. Are you too dull to get an actual useful job? That being defined as something which is real work, a job which produces something viable towards lifting little russia's paltry GDP.

    • @OHHHmyDoggg
      @OHHHmyDoggg 6 місяців тому

      Rick wants you to support him on twitter. He still calls it twitter.

  • @karendarrenmclaren
    @karendarrenmclaren 6 місяців тому

    Why this channel even called sports?

  • @DopeyDetector
    @DopeyDetector 6 місяців тому +1

    Way to ruin her comedy with your drone voiceover

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 6 місяців тому

    reminder that she had to have an abortion once

  • @cesarsalgadosalgado2199
    @cesarsalgadosalgado2199 6 місяців тому +1

    Why are some people fighting for abortion bruh if you don't want children why are you having unprotected sex

    • @steelersluv
      @steelersluv 6 місяців тому +9

      Because they’re grown. Why is it any of your business? Why is it only old white men in politics get to decide what goes on with women’s bodies? Why is it only white men know what’s good for us?

    • @Nicpick
      @Nicpick 6 місяців тому +5

      I don't care what a bunch of obese crooked old politicians decide what people can and can't do behind closed doors with consenting adults. It's none of their business or yours.

  • @mikehall7189
    @mikehall7189 6 місяців тому

    Why are these vids always like ‘oooohh, savage takedowns!’’ When they are actually just really lame jokes?

  • @TheRealWattLife
    @TheRealWattLife 6 місяців тому

    Must be a really slow news day yet again. Showing an irrelevant politician and a washed up comedian isn't going to get you views.

    • @CliffH-hh8yy
      @CliffH-hh8yy 6 місяців тому +2

      Still sobbing I see. Oh well.

  • @stevelarsen3671
    @stevelarsen3671 6 місяців тому

    Immigrant yes illegal no

  • @lisasage5957
    @lisasage5957 6 місяців тому

    Oh get lost

  • @randyjohnson2087
    @randyjohnson2087 6 місяців тому

    That’s why Cruz will be re-elected

    • @iblobar1
      @iblobar1 6 місяців тому +3

      All cow patty munchers, aka, repugs will vote for a POS.