Trump vs. Ramp - Songify 2020

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  • Опубліковано 27 чер 2020
  • Sneak this into playlist to confuse people: open.spotify.com/album/292Zcg...
    Trump vs. Biden (vs. Ramp) playlist: • Biden Vs. Trump - by...
    President Trump wows his rally crowd in Tulsa, Oklahoma with a one-of-a-kind story--the story of a man and a ramp, and what happened when they came together.
    The track and other goodies- / gregorybrothers
    Other places to find us:
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    Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
    Assistant Edit - Kevin Stabinski
    #Songify #SongifyThis
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  3 роки тому +1538

    stream this every time you go down a ramp ⛰️: open.spotify.com/album/292ZcgCmiacskfhQYdKZ8D
    Biden vs. Trump- ua-cam.com/video/zRXBrdxkFTQ/v-deo.html

  • @arkane9b
    @arkane9b 3 роки тому +4848

    Journalist: Mr President, which country is the biggest threat to America right now?
    Trump: IRAAAAN!

  • @orlandofurioso5354
    @orlandofurioso5354 3 роки тому +920

    "What kind of music do you listen to?" - "It's complicated..."

  • @Bill-mn1mn
    @Bill-mn1mn 3 роки тому +1301

    It's unhealthy how many times I've replayed this

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower 3 роки тому +27

      Almost as unhealthy as the president’s diet

    • @pbmc_
      @pbmc_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@Poppipower but still can run circles around most of us.

    • @AlanH2B
      @AlanH2B 2 роки тому +24

      @@pbmc_ eh you might be a Trump fan but there's no need to pretend the dude's an athlete.

    • @Don.kee.ho-tay
      @Don.kee.ho-tay 2 роки тому +4

      @@AlanH2B 🤣 very well put

    • @Vinny.X
      @Vinny.X 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlanH2B You might be a Trump hater, but don't kid yourself; Trump may not accomplish athletic feats, but his nonstop energy level is greater than 90+% of all people and easily 99+% of his age group.

  • @mariakesk2641
    @mariakesk2641 3 роки тому +1359

    Added this to my workout playlist. If trump can run down that ramp, I can finish my workout.

    • @jrscisneros
      @jrscisneros 2 роки тому +33

      This is my motivation for the day

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 2 роки тому +8

      There ya go!

    • @Scp-qh7mt
      @Scp-qh7mt 2 роки тому +12

      Wait this shit is on Spotify

    • @emilylaplant8616
      @emilylaplant8616 2 роки тому +3

      Amen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @azarazar007
      @azarazar007 2 роки тому +4

      Inch by inch?

  • @TheKillahKyla
    @TheKillahKyla 3 роки тому +4409

    My husband keeps randomly singing "I raaaan" as he does chores around the house and I can't stop giggling

    • @hoiblij6737
      @hoiblij6737 3 роки тому +231

      This sounds so wholesome 😂

    • @indo4954
      @indo4954 3 роки тому +73

      I also do this

    • @TheKillahKyla
      @TheKillahKyla 3 роки тому +72

      @@indo4954 aww you and my son have the same name 😍

    • @awesomeone6476
      @awesomeone6476 3 роки тому +25

      TheKillahKyla I say it when I desperately need a shit...

    • @riki4644
      @riki4644 3 роки тому +18

      haha Iran what

  • @josha3271
    @josha3271 3 роки тому +1044

    "I looked very handsome."
    I'm gonna say that any time I'm telling a story.

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull 3 роки тому +67

      Ok so the story goes like this... It was a beautiful Sunday morning and I looked very handsome that day... Then I trashed your car, sorry bro :(

    • @MikeWalls7829
      @MikeWalls7829 3 роки тому +9

      @@Yourebeautyfull way to be negative, have some fun in life, it's fun I'm telling you 😉

    • @impulsenr01
      @impulsenr01 3 роки тому +5

      Im gonna say.... "Iran!" 😝

    • @skipfred
      @skipfred 3 роки тому +13

      @SEAN PETAIA It's cool as long as you look very handsome while doing it.

    • @womandela7225
      @womandela7225 3 роки тому +13

      Damn I miss Trump.

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 2 місяці тому +26

    Anyone else still randomly get this stuck in their head? Such a bop 🔥

  • @Jandrewz7
    @Jandrewz7 3 роки тому +200

    My buddy has played this for his 2-year-old daughter so many times that whenever she sees Trump, she says "there's no way!" 😂

  • @robmonkey
    @robmonkey 3 роки тому +2248

    "Sir, are you telling the American people that two large steps constitutes a run?"
    I RAAAAANNN !!!

    • @SIRMMA
      @SIRMMA 3 роки тому +25

      Epic response. Made just as much sense as the question.

    • @SIRMMA
      @SIRMMA 3 роки тому +4

      @rlcoolj1989 Yeah I said it

    • @veergauba
      @veergauba 3 роки тому +14

      @@SIRMMA The question is fake, but the response is real. SAD!

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 3 роки тому +2

      More like 5 large steps. Lol.

    • @haskellbob
      @haskellbob 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah. That's how he looked: handsome. Right.

  • @knifetoucher
    @knifetoucher 3 роки тому +6238

    was that trump or usain bolt? i couldnt tell, it was just a blur with how fast he ran down that ramp

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  3 роки тому +733

      we need a photographer with a high shutter speed to confirm the identity

    • @j.r.7339
      @j.r.7339 3 роки тому +56

      Or he is just very heavy and slided down...

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 3 роки тому +46

      Speed of Kirb?
      No.
      *SPEED OF TRUMP*

    • @vihaan4665
      @vihaan4665 3 роки тому +63

      Trump is the Flash. Confirmed.

    • @ohgreatnoodle
      @ohgreatnoodle 3 роки тому +13

      IT WAS BATMAN

  • @BradleytheT
    @BradleytheT 3 роки тому +258

    This just drop kicked me out of a year long depression. Thank you.

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy 3 роки тому +726

    Without a doubt, my favourite ramp-related song of all time

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 3 роки тому +1

      So what is the second one?

    • @maddocjohnson
      @maddocjohnson 3 роки тому +1

      I’d say this is around my third fav but yeah it’s good

    • @slinkeepy
      @slinkeepy 3 роки тому +14

      @@OMA2k Oh, well most of them are japanese songs about lamps X)

    • @urtosexyahaha
      @urtosexyahaha 3 роки тому +1

      I’d say this is among my top 20

    • @tomryan662
      @tomryan662 3 роки тому +1

      Best ramp song I've ever heard

  • @gregorybrothers
    @gregorybrothers 3 роки тому +5980

    This ramp had humble beginnings but is now the 2nd most famous ramp in the world
    (the most famous, barely, is the Pyramid of Giza)

    • @meboring1174
      @meboring1174 3 роки тому +133

      dont worry the ramp is ramping up in speed of popularity growth, it'll be the next wonder of the world soon

    • @hafilms5082
      @hafilms5082 3 роки тому +8

      @@meboring1174 agreed

    • @MokokerMovies
      @MokokerMovies 3 роки тому +3

      ? :3

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 3 роки тому +8

      Pyra what of where now?

    • @jackrubyultima
      @jackrubyultima 3 роки тому +8

      this is "Ramp that evil Knieval crashed on" erasure and I will not tolerate it.

  • @BrandonRowe14
    @BrandonRowe14 Рік тому +99

    When I hear this song, I'm immediately transported to the summer of 2020. Not a good place to be, but damn it's catchy anyway.

  • @lovelove53cm
    @lovelove53cm 3 роки тому +202

    Best song of 2020. No contest. I’m pissed it didn’t win a Grammy.

  • @Alligators_in_the_sewer
    @Alligators_in_the_sewer 3 роки тому +629

    When that first “I RAN” hits and you’re not expecting it...

    • @monicajones6531
      @monicajones6531 3 роки тому +41

      That's the part that I actually bursted into a full-blown-healthy laugh!

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull 3 роки тому +6

      This song has become a first hit now in Iran :D

    • @heathermcgrath22
      @heathermcgrath22 3 роки тому +1

      Death to racism.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 3 роки тому

      @@heathermcgrath22 ur racist

    • @isaiahayers1550
      @isaiahayers1550 3 роки тому

      You forgot to finish your sentence. "When that first 'I RAN' hits and you're not expecting it..."...*what*? That's like if I were telling a story and said "when I was at work yesterday..." and then that was it.

  • @aIkaIi
    @aIkaIi 3 роки тому +534

    Is it a coincidence that I was just watching the Joe Biden hairy legs video...and then Schmoyoho uploads this Trump ramp. This is the most politics I've ever done.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  3 роки тому +172

      the legend says that you can play these back to back to simulate the future debates

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi 3 роки тому +20

      @@schmoyoho Human technology has advanced too far

    • @REALER_TILLER
      @REALER_TILLER 3 роки тому

      I was too! 😂 Great comment!

    • @gliza
      @gliza 3 роки тому +5

      lol @ the most politics i’ve ever done! 😂😂😂

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 3 роки тому

      Hairy legs Biden song is better, but this is still pretty great. Gets better the more u hear it too

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 2 роки тому +295

    What an inspirational story about someone overcoming adversity when no one believed in them. I'm crying because his ability to run towards danger changed my life forever.

    • @phrogme2450
      @phrogme2450 Рік тому +4

      Hahahahahaha. That’s a joke. Reich? Right???

    • @Michael-Archonaeus
      @Michael-Archonaeus Рік тому +3

      The hero we all deserved but didn't need

    • @Mumstheturd
      @Mumstheturd 9 місяців тому +1

      LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 роки тому +658

    I am so drunk and I’ve been singing this to my girlfriend all night. She’s so annoyed but I fucking love it.

  • @SashoukaMMV
    @SashoukaMMV 3 роки тому +1808

    I’m a little angry at how catchy this is. This will be in my head for a good month

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 3 роки тому +6

      Have a different set of songified Trump quotes that are definitely not a worse set of lyrics to get stuck in your head: ua-cam.com/video/oj4-wZpvuxA/v-deo.html

    • @lolidk8530
      @lolidk8530 3 роки тому +13

      this is the kind of "rent free" im ok with lol

    • @indecutink
      @indecutink 3 роки тому +1

      Don't look at the Kungflu mix smh there's no unhearing it afterwards

    • @schwanbox
      @schwanbox 3 роки тому +1

      @@indecutink just listened too it agreed its way too catchy too.

    • @Buttlefunker
      @Buttlefunker 3 роки тому +1

      This channel is 100% at writing catchy hooks. Go watch the Tosche Station original video.

  • @thatnativeking1333
    @thatnativeking1333 3 роки тому +1662

    Greatest athletic moments in history:
    -Jordan’s flu game
    -Kobe’s 81 points
    -Usain Bolt’s 9.58 100m
    -*Trump’s acceleration into a slight jog for 2 steps*

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 3 роки тому +24

      -Lewandowski 5 goals in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg
      -Gareth Bale's brace against Liverpool in the UCL final
      -Tim Howard 16 saves vs Belgium in the World Cup

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 3 роки тому +24

      Al Bundy football in high school

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 роки тому +13

      Since we're just arbitrarily listing moments from our preferred sports now:
      - Crosby's Golden Goal
      - The Miracle on Ice
      - Orr's winning goal in St Louis
      - Gretzky passing Howe
      - The Flyers 2010 3-0 comeback

    • @leonelril3230
      @leonelril3230 3 роки тому +3

      @@Benjiizus i'm curious now lol. Why ?

    • @leev5989
      @leev5989 3 роки тому +3

      Momentum!

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  2 роки тому +406

    here for the ramp birthday party. it is also my mom's birthday, but I told her I couldn't come to the party because I was gonna be running down ramps 📐

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 3 роки тому +335

    *There's no way, there's NO WAY... you can listen to this song, and not play it more than once!*

  • @consistentlyinconsistent1
    @consistentlyinconsistent1 3 роки тому +708

    The Meme economy hit a recession the second he left office.

    • @sorrshotgaming2033
      @sorrshotgaming2033 3 роки тому +57

      He’ll be back #SaveAmerica

    • @spongehub8246
      @spongehub8246 3 роки тому +55

      At least we got "C'mon man"

    • @bobabubbletea393
      @bobabubbletea393 3 роки тому +35

      And mittens Bernie

    • @chitownbangin
      @chitownbangin 3 роки тому +27

      That's because the Democrats are very, very, paranoid about people making fun of Joe Xiden.

    • @pw7772
      @pw7772 3 роки тому +56

      @@chitownbangin a month later and Republicans got rid of a representative cause she said Trump lost

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 3 роки тому +748

    This is probably my favourite song about ramps.

  • @ThatCroewGuy
    @ThatCroewGuy 3 роки тому +285

    "Why should we elect you?"
    "I raaaaan!"

    • @cefinjones9678
      @cefinjones9678 3 роки тому +1

      Sooooo funny. Cannot get that song out of my head lmao

  • @jamescarr99
    @jamescarr99 8 місяців тому +8

    I probably still watch this once a week. It kills me as he drinks the water the people cheer louder and louder, and then he throws the glass to the side and they lose their minds.

  • @indinijarvu3864
    @indinijarvu3864 3 роки тому +63

    This criminally underrated.

    • @markgriz
      @markgriz 3 роки тому +5

      Unlike him, who's an overrated criminal

  • @MikeTompkins
    @MikeTompkins 3 роки тому +1685

    THIS. IS. SO. CATCHY!!!!!

    • @whereismynut
      @whereismynut 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah!

    • @communistcatcometh9892
      @communistcatcometh9892 3 роки тому +27

      I raaaaaaa-aaaaan!

    • @nadja92
      @nadja92 3 роки тому +25

      Came back to it today, because the "If I fall.... if I fall..." was in my head. Couldn't figure where it came from for a while.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  3 роки тому +142

      🙏🙏🙏 a billion thankses! trump is losing in the polls because he didn't make this his campaign song

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 3 роки тому +41

      @@schmoyoho That's not why. It's because Biden's got hairy legs!

  • @cread80dsflkdsh
    @cread80dsflkdsh 3 роки тому +206

    Trump: "I'm going to build a wall !"
    Mexico: "We're going to build a ramp !"

    • @robmangeri777
      @robmangeri777 3 роки тому +6

      I like Trump. Well played 😎

    • @Thizzfather
      @Thizzfather 3 роки тому +4

      The ramp just 10 yards longer

    • @brye687
      @brye687 3 роки тому +5

      Well Mexico, needs to keep out the undesirables.

    • @playasadonejoe
      @playasadonejoe 3 роки тому +3

      Which direction will you point it?
      Trump has proven the ability to descent ramps. I recommend an upwards-facing ramp.
      Ideally, I would have many ramps along the border

    • @SecretSquaff
      @SecretSquaff 3 роки тому +3

      They might want to start with indoor plumbing.

  • @jhcamhtc
    @jhcamhtc Рік тому +20

    Biden just fell down again and it made me think of this song when trump refused to fall down the ramp 😂❤

    • @istankimjong-unbutcantstan3398
      @istankimjong-unbutcantstan3398 5 місяців тому

      Trump making fun of Biden trying to get off the stage made me think of glass houses and play this.

  • @Zack0409
    @Zack0409 2 роки тому +26

    The guy at the end questioning him on what’s considered a run was the funniest part.

  • @emvv3784
    @emvv3784 3 роки тому +878

    unironically an absolute banger of a song.

    • @richelleeasley6492
      @richelleeasley6492 3 роки тому +20

      I've had it stuck in my head for days. Been using it as a joke with my kids

    • @oliviertison5574
      @oliviertison5574 3 роки тому +4

      Same here it’s been a running joke in the family the last week

    • @chioj36
      @chioj36 3 роки тому +1

      100%

    • @emilyhawkins4153
      @emilyhawkins4153 3 роки тому +1

      Yes! I have chosen to listen to this in the car above my usual playlist! It's a belter!

    • @oliviertison5574
      @oliviertison5574 3 роки тому +2

      @@emilyhawkins4153 think of it next time you ride down that ramp in the parking lot ahaha esp if slippery like an ice skating rink

  • @pkoku6256
    @pkoku6256 3 роки тому +760

    Trump: Hey Siri, how many miles I ran today?
    Siri: Ok, sending missiles to Iran

    • @user-xz4eq2ci6h
      @user-xz4eq2ci6h 3 роки тому +14

      He raaan! And the White House exploded!

    • @theoparis2
      @theoparis2 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @srelma
      @srelma 3 роки тому +2

      Ollie North has the billing details.

    • @atelusyrujgnkj5535
      @atelusyrujgnkj5535 3 роки тому

      Thats not an original comment tho

    • @johnsaylor1583
      @johnsaylor1583 3 роки тому +1

      This is not funny at all because, as my fellow commenter Ethan has stated, Trump does not run. He is an obese seventy three year old.

  • @jonm9510
    @jonm9510 Рік тому +38

    I wouldn't have made it through the Pandemic without this song. And it's still enriching my life to this day. Thank thee!

  • @freeziac
    @freeziac 2 роки тому +70

    This is officially nostalgia for the lockdown times.

  • @lolatomroflsinnlos
    @lolatomroflsinnlos 3 роки тому +1861

    The only time "Iran" gets applause from a Trump crowd

  • @nattttt212
    @nattttt212 3 роки тому +760

    Person: so what kind of music do you like?
    Me: its complicated

    • @pigspoon
      @pigspoon 3 роки тому +7

      Concur

    • @jethrotool4828
      @jethrotool4828 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/1vx3_2ks5qQ/v-deo.html

    • @bootsandcats8291
      @bootsandcats8291 3 роки тому +3

      relatable

    • @MrWalkdawg
      @MrWalkdawg 3 роки тому

      Bullshit l!! The only thing that’s complicated about music is the labels that’s been inserted! Remove the labels, love music!! Before you know it there will be a country rock rap anime genre😂🤣😂 labels separate, music unites! Never forget that!

    • @user-vc2io8ce2e
      @user-vc2io8ce2e 3 роки тому

      me:TRUMP

  • @azarazar007
    @azarazar007 2 роки тому +16

    Just discovered this gem

    • @tvdavis
      @tvdavis Рік тому +1

      It’s still a banger in 2023! 🎶 🎤 “I raaaaan…down the raaaaamp!”

  • @harlemosborne744
    @harlemosborne744 Рік тому +14

    Its been 2 years and both my sister and I quote this to each other, and yell the lyrics randomly all the time. "I DONT WANNA GET WUHTR ON MY TYE." 🤣😂

  • @deonambrose
    @deonambrose 3 роки тому +1110

    No one in the history of America has ever come close to running down a steel ramp like Trump

    • @BrayBray-jl8xi
      @BrayBray-jl8xi 3 роки тому +71

      Quite frankly, it was one of the greatest runs in the history of the world

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose 3 роки тому +44

      @@BrayBray-jl8xi Trump has made HISTORY. I can't wait to tell my grandkids about how a man ran down a ramp with leather shoes

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose 3 роки тому +30

      There has been NOBODY in the history of America that ran down a steel 30 degree ramp other than Trump!

    • @jaredb6934
      @jaredb6934 3 роки тому +9

      He only is able to run so fast because of white privilege.

    • @Y0UT0PIA
      @Y0UT0PIA 3 роки тому +3

      except maybe lincoln. maybe.

  • @jodibrooklyn1033
    @jodibrooklyn1033 3 роки тому +1678

    This song is way better than anything currently on the charts. Catchy as hell.

    • @PaulPavloPablo
      @PaulPavloPablo 3 роки тому +1

      I like the Biden hairy legs song better.

    • @generalkenobi9524
      @generalkenobi9524 3 роки тому +18

      Words most true.

    • @codylewis3111
      @codylewis3111 3 роки тому +35

      I can't stop listening , to his song is fire !

    • @jodibrooklyn1033
      @jodibrooklyn1033 3 роки тому +35

      I've rewatched this a bunch of times and sing the chorus throughout the day.

    • @adamg5139
      @adamg5139 3 роки тому +18

      He ran through the charts

  • @MichaelJ44
    @MichaelJ44 3 роки тому +81

    Kids are gonna look at this in 30 years and say “I was born in the wrong generation”

  • @snowcrow8784
    @snowcrow8784 3 роки тому +215

    Love him or hate him, he ran down the ramp

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 2 роки тому +22

      and he looked very handsome :)

    • @patdohrety2940
      @patdohrety2940 2 роки тому +5

      It occurred to me in the shower this morning that the ramp was most likely aluminum and not steel. Steel would be far too heavy

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton Рік тому

      Biden fell down the ramp much faster. Biden says he is healthier because he won the race

    • @phrogme2450
      @phrogme2450 Рік тому +4

      He should keep running & not stop till he hits Russia.

    • @illbeV
      @illbeV Рік тому +4

      Sir, are you implying two large steps constitute a run?

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 роки тому +1525

    Things sure are ramping up! Or down...?

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  3 роки тому +190

      the debate on CBS is cancelled, it shall now be an ESPN ramp-off

    • @5MadMovieMakers
      @5MadMovieMakers 3 роки тому +84

      I am absolutely in favor of replacing debate season with the Presidential X Games

    • @RaisinBarXZ550
      @RaisinBarXZ550 3 роки тому +5

      Hey I watch you!

    • @rileylargen9454
      @rileylargen9454 3 роки тому +1

      haha

    • @djenkins555
      @djenkins555 3 роки тому +2

      Ask Biden!!!

  • @fursuitjumpscare
    @fursuitjumpscare 3 роки тому +208

    President of Mexico: We are gonna build a ramp, and I will have the USA pay for that ramp.

  • @seansweeney8911
    @seansweeney8911 2 роки тому +34

    Trump scooting around the globe is the funniest thing 😂

  • @AndreasVictorsson
    @AndreasVictorsson 3 роки тому +55

    I gotta hand it to him, it was his greatest achievement. Running down that ramp.

    • @ablunt4me420
      @ablunt4me420 2 роки тому +8

      I’ll keep that in mind while i’m paying over 50% more for gas. But at least hot dogs are 16 cents cheaper👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

    • @patdohrety2940
      @patdohrety2940 2 роки тому +8

      @@ablunt4me420 Gas prices are high because the oil companies wont produce more oil. Prices are high all over the world and it had very little to do with the president. Oil and gas drillers have over 9000 permits to drill within the US and they're not drilling because they're making lots of money the way things are now. Why not put the blame where it belongs: the oil companies not producing more

    • @epicmoofish3726
      @epicmoofish3726 2 роки тому

      @@patdohrety2940 because people seem to think presidents control everything

    • @kamwickw933
      @kamwickw933 2 роки тому +2

      @@patdohrety2940 It's really nice that you're trying to educate the poorly educated tfg just loves.

    • @22424
      @22424 Рік тому +2

      Critical thinking is to hard so just regurgitate what the MSM tells you what to think

  • @Iyoh101
    @Iyoh101 3 роки тому +1357

    "Did you test positive for the Co-"
    "I RAAAAAN!"

    • @TheInja
      @TheInja 3 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @s0ulvibes_
      @s0ulvibes_ 3 роки тому +11

      Lmfao stop it

    • @SkySoFew
      @SkySoFew 3 роки тому +28

      @Taylor .Cline Aww your feelings are hurt from a haha song. That's sad.

    • @Dansambroplayz
      @Dansambroplayz 3 роки тому +17

      Joe Biden 2020

    • @wheatsock
      @wheatsock 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notit7904
    @notit7904 3 роки тому +1654

    I’m not gonna freaking lie this is an actual bop

    • @JanePixel
      @JanePixel 3 роки тому +54

      No lie, I have played it many times just to dance

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose 3 роки тому +40

      "I Rannnnnn!!!"

    • @souljoevids1978
      @souljoevids1978 3 роки тому +17

      Major facts

    • @o3reporting490
      @o3reporting490 3 роки тому +20

      Came back like 20 times to shrug my shoulders up and down in bed and watch trump to tip toe at light speed. You straight up I'd bust one or two moves to this

    • @matthewl2036
      @matthewl2036 3 роки тому +22

      Sounds good and can’t stop listening to it.

  • @MeanderingMikesManCave
    @MeanderingMikesManCave Рік тому +16

    Two years later ... and this song still feels like such a fresh and catchy tune! It makes me want to go out and find a ramp! 😜

  • @kevc5510
    @kevc5510 3 роки тому +14

    I can't wait for "Biden vs. Stairs"

    • @petebradt
      @petebradt 2 роки тому

      You do it, you little pissant.

  • @liamclarkpiano4559
    @liamclarkpiano4559 3 роки тому +1273

    “The ramp was about 10 yards long”
    “This question was about COVID.”

    • @inwemeneldur2025
      @inwemeneldur2025 3 роки тому

      The "ramp" is the other side of the curve on the graph of COVID cases

    • @kakoro2049
      @kakoro2049 3 роки тому +14

      Ya didn't have faith son

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 3 роки тому +5

      WOW YOU MUST MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN ANY GAME EVER😊....
      ALSO AND (JOEL)

    • @Lynk56
      @Lynk56 3 роки тому +25

      Jim Patriot
      Oh wow like the entire video? Clever of you to notice.

  • @ethandemarest3386
    @ethandemarest3386 3 роки тому +328

    “Are you telling Americans that two large steps constitutes a run?”
    I’m dead omg

    • @JbassPlayer28
      @JbassPlayer28 3 роки тому +16

      This is what the media is concerned about... What a joke

    • @pmil9645
      @pmil9645 3 роки тому +31

      JbassPlayer28 lol you know that the question was fake?

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 3 роки тому +26

      @@pmil9645 probably the best upside to facemasks is that you can fake voice lines so easily now.

    • @Gwenhwyfar7
      @Gwenhwyfar7 3 роки тому +12

      When your over 70, it's a run.

    • @jdo5748
      @jdo5748 3 роки тому +2

      @@Gwenhwyfar7 Haaahahahaha

  • @Yeat213
    @Yeat213 2 місяці тому +6

    I want people to play this at my funeral

  • @cinder7127
    @cinder7127 Рік тому +9

    My politics teacher showed this in class and we all died xD

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 3 роки тому +334

    "The ramp was 10 yards long."
    "Uh...This question is on COVID...um-"
    "I think you're gonna have a big surprise, but the answer is I RAN!"

    • @eliaskoenig
      @eliaskoenig 3 роки тому +3

      I can't find this particular press conference, does anyone have a link?

    • @samzonitex7207
      @samzonitex7207 3 роки тому +1

      @@eliaskoenig this is the interview

    • @picklesstuart4832
      @picklesstuart4832 3 роки тому +1

      Haha I started reading this comment the second he started saying it lol

    • @lyreczka
      @lyreczka 3 роки тому

      @@eliaskoenig if you're still searching it was when our dear Polish president, the one on the left, visited the US, I laughed out loud to see him included

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 3 роки тому +2

      What is it with US presidents' obsession with Iran or Iraq?

  • @JPwendi
    @JPwendi 3 роки тому +449

    "that ramp was about ten feet long"
    Sir this is a Wendy's.

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 2 роки тому +36

    This song is the perfect blend of hilarious clips and an absolutely FIRE track 😎🎶

  • @boristchokouani6968
    @boristchokouani6968 3 роки тому +22

    Are we getting a remix of this since Trump called it a "boobytrap" and said "I'll never forget that ramp, that was like a sheet of ice. It was cold, rainy and that ramp was long and steep," this is golden content!

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 3 роки тому +372

    Schmo’s background vocals should run for president.
    I mean, his actual vocal chords.

  • @michaelroorcrystal
    @michaelroorcrystal 2 роки тому +17

    This will never get old.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 3 роки тому +15

    Theres no way, no way...
    I'm not rewatching this!
    Every single day!

    • @cb9622j
      @cb9622j 3 роки тому

      This has been stuck in my head so bad i actually hate it

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +392

    I wonder how many grandpas are jealous of how many people Trump can get to listen to his old guy stories

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa 3 роки тому +30

      Trump has exactly the same kind of old guy stories as my dad. I swear they're the same personality except for my dad being introverted.

    • @justin-pd7iu
      @justin-pd7iu 3 роки тому +12

      He was actually responding to the media’s claim of him having parkinson’s

  • @zxlime
    @zxlime 3 роки тому +227

    I can't get that freaking song out of my head. I keep coming down to this vid like once a week since it came out.

    • @TheCrumCannon69
      @TheCrumCannon69 3 роки тому +11

      Same here. It's like this song is... infectious.

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it was just me... This shit is more contagious then the freakin epidemic! :D

    • @Dogfacedboy1980
      @Dogfacedboy1980 3 роки тому

      Lol me too!!!!

    • @MOONSIP2
      @MOONSIP2 3 роки тому

      Tell me about it. I found myself singing it while painting furniture. 😆

  • @DoiInthanon1897
    @DoiInthanon1897 2 роки тому +6

    Those scenes where Trump is just running around space… 😂 as far away from that ramp as possible

  • @Big_MamaTTV
    @Big_MamaTTV Рік тому +8

    Ok there must be some encoded message in this song cuz I can't get enough of it lol

  • @AmericanAvenue
    @AmericanAvenue 3 роки тому +971

    Fake Doctors, Real Friends brought me here. I may need to cover this.

  • @Megalathula
    @Megalathula 3 роки тому +572

    I think this is a doctored video.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  3 роки тому +255

      you must be from the Forensics Department

    • @ovinophile
      @ovinophile 3 роки тому +83

      Clever editing makes it look as if he completed three laps around the Earth when that momentum would clearly only propel him around one, maybe one-and-a-half times, tops.

    • @whooshbait794
      @whooshbait794 3 роки тому +6

      Of course it's fake.

    • @deepu_btbx
      @deepu_btbx 3 роки тому +9

      No shit, Sherlock (this is sarcasm on a sarcasm on another sarcasm)

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 3 роки тому +2

      Hmm I'm not entirely sure of that

  • @aaronmirtesfilm
    @aaronmirtesfilm Рік тому +15

    I've been a Schmo-fan from the very beginning. There have been some BANGERS over the years. CLASSICS! But this one, this one might be the magnum opus.

    • @cecilthecavetroll9743
      @cecilthecavetroll9743 8 місяців тому

      This song is top 5, but I think that the #1 deserves to be Pizza Time

    • @ManBearPig.
      @ManBearPig. 6 місяців тому

      ​@@cecilthecavetroll9743there's no way

  • @chaseanheier9210
    @chaseanheier9210 2 роки тому +2

    "The best fall anybody's ever had" 😆

  • @BeeHatGuy
    @BeeHatGuy 3 роки тому +2375

    Regardless of political beliefs, we can all agree the most Trump thing ever is to talk about how handsome he looked while walking down a ramp

    • @jauntyangle5667
      @jauntyangle5667 3 роки тому +404

      Walking? He Raaaaan!

    • @grhnine3787
      @grhnine3787 3 роки тому +39

      @@jauntyangle5667 😂

    • @Weaklytune
      @Weaklytune 3 роки тому +20

      Jaunty Angle LOL

    • @dougreformed8956
      @dougreformed8956 3 роки тому +29

      That and saving America/the world

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous 3 роки тому +14

      He is pretty handsome now. Much more so when he was younger!

  • @timothykellogg5564
    @timothykellogg5564 3 роки тому +449

    Please please please do another Songify on “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

    • @benmackarel295
      @benmackarel295 3 роки тому +15

      They did

    • @Damon0mania
      @Damon0mania 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/4RWUYR1cEiU/v-deo.html

    • @jennagadille480
      @jennagadille480 3 роки тому +1

      i heard a spoof of this in the style of Cell Block Tango from Chicago (if you are a theatre person). hilarious

    • @emperorlarsxviii6321
      @emperorlarsxviii6321 3 роки тому

      Better than the “grab them by the p....” rap

    • @Wurflenii888
      @Wurflenii888 3 роки тому +1

      Here's one ua-cam.com/video/3Uvwbd75ujU/v-deo.html

  • @amilliondallahs4343
    @amilliondallahs4343 2 роки тому +3

    And I don't wanna get water on the tie. Cuz I've done it. It spills down and doesn't look good for a long tiiiimmmeeee! 😆

  • @BattleBladeWarrior
    @BattleBladeWarrior 7 місяців тому +3

    Now all we need is a music video of all the times presidents falling down the stairs entering/exiting their plane :D

  • @sejoki1
    @sejoki1 3 роки тому +65

    Those subtitles are gold. "echoes through the galaxy" "melody touches the outer reaches of the universe", "echoes of chorus reach the vega system"

    • @fizzfozz5024
      @fizzfozz5024 3 роки тому +5

      thank you so much for enlightening me, they are so good

    • @strawberry_octopus
      @strawberry_octopus 3 роки тому

      I'll have to check the subtitles the next time I watch this. Thanks :)

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 3 роки тому +178

    "The ramp and the water... The water and the test... How good was this speech?! THIS SPEECH HAS BEEN THE BEST!"
    That feels like by far the most accurate Trumpism in this entire song lol, love it.

  • @thejesse
    @thejesse 9 днів тому

    the second "faaaaall" at 2:28 is strangely beautiful.

  • @clinically_insane_
    @clinically_insane_ Рік тому +3

    Man that ramp was steep

  • @mikehawk9281
    @mikehawk9281 3 роки тому +37

    The "If I fawlll" part is the best. Like an emo band line 😂

  • @kennn30
    @kennn30 3 роки тому +41

    "Grandpa, tell me a story"
    "Once up a time...
    I RAAAAAAN DOWN THE RAAAAAAAAMP"

  • @chaotikkitten4978
    @chaotikkitten4978 2 роки тому +8

    Sometimes I wake up with this song playing in my head lol.
    🎶🎤I raaaan! Down the raaaamp!🎤🎶❤

  • @passionzamora7744
    @passionzamora7744 Рік тому +3

    This is such a summer anthem idc 😭😭😭😭

  • @ollie2111
    @ollie2111 3 роки тому +362

    God this is such a bop. I could dance to this. And I hate dancing. And I'm bad at it.

    • @eliseintheattic9697
      @eliseintheattic9697 3 роки тому +15

      If you're bad at dancing then this is the song to dance badly to.

    • @ollie2111
      @ollie2111 3 роки тому +4

      @@eliseintheattic9697 thank you, best response 😭💙💜

    • @TheTrueOnyxRose
      @TheTrueOnyxRose 3 роки тому +2

      If you’re bad at dancing, this will make you an amazing dancer lightning fast.

    • @namenotimportant7988
      @namenotimportant7988 3 роки тому

      I'm "bad" at dancing too, but god knows my chubby 24 year old ass dances like a madman every night. Let out some steam and dance, boo. Do it for yourself and nobody else and have a damn good time!

    • @justinthor5438
      @justinthor5438 3 роки тому +6

      Just dance for the last 10 ft

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight 3 роки тому +404

    I just noticed the news titles below: "President Trump: Best at walking ever? Ranks far ahead of Democrat FDR"

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 3 роки тому +6

      @Tristan Bebinger Now trump is too crazy for fox news, he had to move to RT

    • @logangrove4103
      @logangrove4103 3 роки тому +2

      Oof and FRD was paralyzed

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 3 роки тому +2

      @@logangrove4103 That's the joke...

  • @outside9975
    @outside9975 Рік тому +8

    It's criminal how good this is..

  • @Zedus-rl9hp
    @Zedus-rl9hp 9 місяців тому +1

    Still a great song about an old man looking forward like a toddler and detailing how he was able to walk down a ramp and now even hold his water glass with just one hand. And how sweetly the audience applauds

  • @chaosland5325
    @chaosland5325 3 роки тому +98

    Donal trump: I RAAAAAANN.
    Iran: stop singing me.

    • @karen.island3697
      @karen.island3697 3 роки тому +5

      You win best comment of the day, 🤣

    • @jdo5748
      @jdo5748 3 роки тому +1

      😆😅😅😂😂

    • @maaikevanoosterom
      @maaikevanoosterom 3 роки тому +1

      🤪🤣🤣

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV 3 роки тому

      President of Iran: Yes Orange ma *eh* Mr President.

  • @XilentExec
    @XilentExec 3 роки тому +195

    Linda: what was your greatest accomplishment of all time?
    Trump: I RAAAAAAAN

    • @Weaklytune
      @Weaklytune 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 3 роки тому +1

      You missed the opportunity to insert her "Mister Presidente!" in spanish.

    • @xxpiexx90
      @xxpiexx90 3 роки тому +4

      Down the RAAAAAAAMP

  • @octofish
    @octofish 3 роки тому +8

    Rampism is rampant. Damn rampists.

  • @noserotonin
    @noserotonin Рік тому +4

    I guess we need to now autotune the sandbag at the Air Force Academy today.

    • @greyhawk175
      @greyhawk175 11 місяців тому

      How would that make a song?

  • @paulallen579
    @paulallen579 3 роки тому +32

    "Best at walking ever? Ranks far ahead of Democract FDR" that killed me, you deserve a Snickers for that, good sir!

  • @user-pc6zn1vy9d
    @user-pc6zn1vy9d 3 роки тому +48

    This is the greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @ge7333
    @ge7333 3 роки тому +6

    This is the best trump song because the auto tune is so good it sounds like he is actually saying it. Good job

  • @officialspaceefrain
    @officialspaceefrain Рік тому +3

    Still slaps

  • @quinshuman4801
    @quinshuman4801 3 роки тому +166

    Iran has been real quiet since this came out

    • @grimesS8
      @grimesS8 3 роки тому

      Lol haha

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 3 роки тому +1

      They recently threatened people to vote for Trump acting like the proud boys look it up its a interesting story

  • @AlashiaTuol
    @AlashiaTuol 3 роки тому +157

    I love how even Trump himself admits he didn't think he could walk down the ramp.

    • @berserkirclaws107
      @berserkirclaws107 3 роки тому +23

      And he admitted he can't drink a glass of water without a baby bib🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jaykaverse
      @Jaykaverse 3 роки тому +4

      Bomb La Tour LMAO

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 3 роки тому

      @@berserkirclaws107 He did?

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 3 роки тому

      @Bomb La Tour oof

    • @beccafofekka
      @beccafofekka 3 роки тому

      Y B yeah this guy who got asked a softball question by Fox News about what he’s going to do in his second term and he couldn’t even answer the damn question deserves another four years. Oh he still thinks covid will disappear too despite you know science and doctors and the economy will be in the shitter when the government can’t prop up Wall Street anymore. Good luck in November your guy is self destructing more every single day.

  • @gregorytaylor862
    @gregorytaylor862 Рік тому +34

    I still sing this song when I'm bored. The ramp and the water, the water and the test... How good is this song? This song here is the best! It's True! I raaaaaaaaan! Down the raaaaamp!

    • @Maxzes_
      @Maxzes_ Рік тому +3

      “And the uhh.. answer is.. uh… I RAAAN” - Donald Trump 2020

    • @w7855
      @w7855 Рік тому

      Truly legendary.

  • @bryannolte.chi.9340
    @bryannolte.chi.9340 2 роки тому +7

    This song singlehandedly saved 2020 for me 🤣🤣😭😭☠️☠️