Jim White - If Jesus Drove A Motorhome

Jim White sings If Jesus Drovw A Motorhome
at Dr. Music, Fairhope, AL
January 28th, 2012
Steve "Bishop" Maples
Dan Nettles
Marlon Patton
Mark Tulk

If Jesus drove a motor home,
I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?
Checking out the stereo. Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes.
Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes.
If Jesus drove a motor home... If Jesus
drove a motor home, and he come to your town,
would you try to talk to him?
Would you follow him around?
Honking horns at the drive thru.
Double-parking at the mall.
Midnight at the Waffle House - Jesus eating eggs with ya'll.
If Jesus drove amotor home...
Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammed in a train. Here come Jesus in the pa*sing lane...
but everybody smile, 'causeneverybody's grooving.
Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving with a bona fide motorized savior.
Now if we all drove motor homes,
well maybe in the end,
with no country to die for, we could just be friends.
One world as our highway.
Ain't no yours or my way.
We'd be cool wherever we roam
- if Jesus drove a motor home.

[@joannebeauchamp1169]

Jim White is, without a doubt, one of the wittiest, most creative men to ever grace a stage...and THIS show proves it!

[@drmmr123]

"Schism between the rollers and draggers" - PRICELESS!!!

[@BobEmes01]

That venue created a unique vibe, and I feel fortunate to have had the opportunity to document the show. Hopefully Jim White will view your comment of appreciation for his stories and music. I'll send a note in hope to relay a response to your comment...

[@paulelliott3220]

Absolutely wonderful from the incomparable Jim
Great story that supports this awesome and irreverent (and very witty) song
Motorhome motorhome motorhome

[@specialeeffexx]

I KNEW this song had to have a great story behind it but this tops ALL my imaginings! Doing a 'Jim White Marathon' in honor of his birthday today!

[@alanski2005]

Jim White is so cool, and a great artist.

[@rullrich100]

As a Pensacola native, this vid brings me great joy - and embarrassment - but Jim White is fantastic..

[@dougpizzi3796]

Hick-hop divine.

[@Mntgoatsfan]

Thank you for posting, Jim is such a great writer. I love his voice and his style too. His new album is insane! I hope to see him in Norway soon!

[@nickjanczak9665]

Fast forward to 5 minutes 12 seconds approximately if you want to hear the tune!

[@justinesdaddy7241]

man is a genius

[@stevedaffern]

Wow! Intro is a great version of the Jesus Impersonators story... :-) Thanks!

[@brianandkarenmitchell4269]

yep..

[@xpti24]

Jim & all the people's,just driving their motorhome

[@christophermoss1091]

Gomez?

[@bookerchris]

I've seen that guy with the cross.

[@twirlyboggs]

wow, hahahahahhhah kool story

[@garycotter5511]

Eating eggs with Youghal.