"Hello chatter this is your local Goon-ion representative. I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time."
My father was a Gooner. His father was a Gooner and as was his father and his and so on and so forth. I come from a long line of Gooners. Gooning is in my blood since ancient times and should be treated with the utmost respect. Thanks for your service to Gooning and for educating the public with your PSA. Brings a tear to my eye.
@@spacedandy7555Hell yeah brother! We gotta be careful gooning though. Had a buddy named Gerald. We called him Jerry. He wassa goon by trade just like me. Thing is, he got sent to Gotham by the Goon-ion cuz they got a high turnover rate there I hear. Unlucky for Jerry, he ran into the "Batman", or whatever that assholes called. They say he's never killed anyone. And sure, he didn't kill Jerry, he just dislocated Jerry's fingers, ruptured his spleen, broke 19 bones, crushed his trachea, pulled out 6 teeth, and left him hanging by his feet off a gargoyle statue 4 stories up. I bet Jerry wished he had died. I visited him in the hospital before he succumbed to his injuries and he was a sad sight. Poor bastard didn't even realize what happened to him. He was still trying to goon in his hospital bed like nothing went wrong. Me and his family watched as Jerry gooned till his last breath. Lil Jerry Jr. hasn't been the same since. Last I heard the kids been protesting gooning with some group now; I think they're called edgers. But can ya blame him? Sometimes I even question myself. Is gooning going to be the death of me? Will I goon too hard? Am I a man who goons or a goon who mans?
@@buhbuhbuh9562 "I heard from a guy I know that the Bat will steal your bones. Literally rip them out of you and disappear with 'em. Told me that some Goonion reps were meeting with Falcone to discuss some terms, and the Bat dropped in. This guy, Tony Three-Fingers, grabbed his gun, and- I shit you not - before he could even squeeze off a shot, his leg bones were gone. Feet bones too! The way I hear it, Batman has been mailing his bones back to him, one bone at a time. Just got a whole left foot back. They say Goonion wages are real good in Gotham, but there's some real messed up stuff goin' on there."
Do the goons have their own Union? Is there a Local Goons 754 chapter that provides cigarettes, newsboy caps and 5 o'clock shadows to its goon members?
"Hello chatter this is your local Goon-ion representative. I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time."
14:35 As one of the 15 hammer users left, it's been "Obsolete" since rise imo. It isn't bad by any means, but other weapons can do what hammer can do more efficiently. Extreme hammer is actually incredible though.
LOL this was during the outage. I was at work repairing phones, so over the course of the day there would just be random moments where every fucking phone around us started screaching out that the world was ending
"The boss doesn't come with you!" HOL UP: Grand Theft Auto 2 intro movie, Russian mafia boss, stands front and center with all his goons during a shootout
1:28:10 "Wup, I'm dying...wait no I lived...no I'm dying...guys I died...that guy fucked up...wait no I lived! Oh I died...I died...WAIT NO I LIVED! Oh no I'm dying...I lived!"
It’s not your fault king tomato but the second mission nightwing is capable of helping you with the sniper and rubbing out enemies from afar with the gadget button but the prompt came up quickly during combat. He basically can shoot everyone for you, all you do is aim at them then click the gadget button and he snipes from afar.
But seeing you now grab your own scoped rifle. You’ve found more money, more weapons etc I’ve never seen other players acquire. Tomato king the supreme
I know this game was made by the same people who made dusk, faith and ultrakill but did they need to make the image of you holding the rat, the same at that one meme from a few years ago
"Hello chatter this is your local Goon-ion representative. I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time."
My father was a Gooner. His father was a Gooner and as was his father and his and so on and so forth. I come from a long line of Gooners. Gooning is in my blood since ancient times and should be treated with the utmost respect. Thanks for your service to Gooning and for educating the public with your PSA. Brings a tear to my eye.
@@spacedandy7555Hell yeah brother! We gotta be careful gooning though. Had a buddy named Gerald. We called him Jerry. He wassa goon by trade just like me. Thing is, he got sent to Gotham by the Goon-ion cuz they got a high turnover rate there I hear. Unlucky for Jerry, he ran into the "Batman", or whatever that assholes called. They say he's never killed anyone. And sure, he didn't kill Jerry, he just dislocated Jerry's fingers, ruptured his spleen, broke 19 bones, crushed his trachea, pulled out 6 teeth, and left him hanging by his feet off a gargoyle statue 4 stories up.
I bet Jerry wished he had died. I visited him in the hospital before he succumbed to his injuries and he was a sad sight. Poor bastard didn't even realize what happened to him. He was still trying to goon in his hospital bed like nothing went wrong. Me and his family watched as Jerry gooned till his last breath. Lil Jerry Jr. hasn't been the same since. Last I heard the kids been protesting gooning with some group now; I think they're called edgers. But can ya blame him? Sometimes I even question myself. Is gooning going to be the death of me? Will I goon too hard? Am I a man who goons or a goon who mans?
@@buhbuhbuh9562 "I heard from a guy I know that the Bat will steal your bones. Literally rip them out of you and disappear with 'em. Told me that some Goonion reps were meeting with Falcone to discuss some terms, and the Bat dropped in. This guy, Tony Three-Fingers, grabbed his gun, and- I shit you not - before he could even squeeze off a shot, his leg bones were gone. Feet bones too! The way I hear it, Batman has been mailing his bones back to him, one bone at a time. Just got a whole left foot back. They say Goonion wages are real good in Gotham, but there's some real messed up stuff goin' on there."
"They might kill you but there's no way in hell they're killing me" - Tomato talking to a rat. probably.
I can't believe Tomato rubbed those people out live on his Goon stream.
Real Goon moment
We are taking goon back from the zoomers with this one boys.
I like being a GOON with the fellow GOONS in the GOON cave
Dude this game owns so much lmao. Can't believe they dropped it for
Do the goons have their own Union? Is there a Local Goons 754 chapter that provides cigarettes, newsboy caps and 5 o'clock shadows to its goon members?
"Hello chatter this is your local Goon-ion representative. I came here today to discuss your use of the word "goon" as we feel that your besmirching our good name. There's nothing silly or humorous about Goons. My father Gooned for a living to support our family. Some days he'd come home from a particularly long Gooning shift totally spent and wouldn't even look at us. Even so, as a kid I always wanted to Goon like my dad. My friends and I would Goon together for hours hoping to grow up one day and follow in our parents footsteps. Gooning may be hard, but it's honest work and I don't like it when I see others treat it like a joke. Thanks for your time."
local streamer GOONS too hard, gets zonked on silly juice
Game starts at 27:47
weird that the chapters dont work, cuz its all in the description
@@emmettbrown3463 Yeah it does that sometimes
@@emmettbrown3463 Probably some sort of lag? For me they're working
Gooning HARD in the pit with my BOYS
14:35 As one of the 15 hammer users left, it's been "Obsolete" since rise imo. It isn't bad by any means, but other weapons can do what hammer can do more efficiently. Extreme hammer is actually incredible though.
1:54:36 The Jokes write themselves sometimes holy heck I fuck'in loled
LOL this was during the outage. I was at work repairing phones, so over the course of the day there would just be random moments where every fucking phone around us started screaching out that the world was ending
1:32:10 Holy cow! Capussi name drop! That guy's famous!
Damnit, he played to the last level, but he didn't encounter the _p o o p m a n_
every intro has been monster hunter god save me
dude. when he ate the dog food. I lost it. holy shit.
This is why the pit is supreme, freedom of speech is allowed in the pit.
We can wish it was. I was here when they disabled the comments for a period as punishment for our transgressions. It was a dark time.
Tomato always shows random games that I haven't heard about. This looks really fun 😁
I feel like I never really wake up until to hear the red man say “hey, what’s up” while gripping and ripping being the alarm to my subconscious
In the latest episode of Tomato's Trashy Trials, Tomato proceeds to wage war on all gooners.
39:30 forced me to have a 2 month forced flashback to the heatwave i got that phone notification during, ffs tamto.
Tomato “selling my kidneys to the mafia” gaming
accursed stream we never expected to see the light of day
oh fucking GOD 25:30 I dont know who you are Vilucide but you brought me to fucking tears holy hell.
The Perfect "yes and..".
Goon is the only viable grindset
1:51:35 This is why Tomato's mods are one of the best parts of his streams xD
I love how nearly everyone who's played this game seems to forget they can have their ally shoot the snipers on that dock level.
"The boss doesn't come with you!"
HOL UP: Grand Theft Auto 2 intro movie, Russian mafia boss, stands front and center with all his goons during a shootout
1:28:10 "Wup, I'm dying...wait no I lived...no I'm dying...guys I died...that guy fucked up...wait no I lived! Oh I died...I died...WAIT NO I LIVED! Oh no I'm dying...I lived!"
🍅: *shoves whole arm into plug socket*
🍅: *gets electrocuted*
🍅: "Why would HE do this?"
It’s not your fault king tomato but the second mission nightwing is capable of helping you with the sniper and rubbing out enemies from afar with the gadget button but the prompt came up quickly during combat. He basically can shoot everyone for you, all you do is aim at them then click the gadget button and he snipes from afar.
But seeing you now grab your own scoped rifle. You’ve found more money, more weapons etc I’ve never seen other players acquire. Tomato king the supreme
You can get behind the boat pipes for a secret it looks like 2:22:23 ish
oh?
AH
I thought this game was gonna be Doom, but it ended up being Deus Ex, and I love that
tomato rubs out goons POV
this guy kinda sounds like a frog
Do you remember what stream that originated from?
*JOIN US TODAY IN OUR GOONING SESSION DEEP IN THE GOON PITS!*
I like he says it’s too easy on hardest difficulty, then when he gets to chapter 5 he starts bitching about how hard it is 😂
Yoooooo! Time to get gooning!!
I know this game was made by the same people who made dusk, faith and ultrakill but did they need to make the image of you holding the rat, the same at that one meme from a few years ago
Katey, earning her Cursed title
at certain points the main guy sounds so much like aaron paul
Rat is better than pigeon. >=(
Katie hasn't been the same since she's been back 1:52:01
Pretty sure "Gooning around" was a term from back in the day.
I wish I could get into frontiers. Like, I feel like I need an n64 controller, because having the control stick to weapons feels amazing on HH
Tomato is a gooner
Why is mike shoked by a caller knowing his name? Most callers will know his name, because he is probably in the phone book.
1:54:55 perfect timing lol
holy crap, did they sneak the Dusk Soap in?
Get filtered
Goon stream
Goon
Having to hold in the obvious goon joke that everyone else is making this commentator instead chose to say nothing at all
its ROX-CHESTER
Yo!
Oh boy we got word-fascists !
Lmao 19katey4