Put Tony’s Nuts In Your Mouth!

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  • Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
  • Story Time with Tom Foolery
    Presents...
    Put Tony's Nuts In Your Mouth!
    Narrated by Tom Foolery
    Written by Bimisi Tayanita
    Illustrated by Sumguyen Bangladesh
    Published by Reach Around Books
    THIS IS A PARODY AND NOT INTENDED FOR KIDS!
    Check out the link for more information about Reach Around Books.
    www.reacharoundbooks.com/Our-B...
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  • @tonyr4545
    @tonyr4545 4 роки тому +5957

    Narrated by Mrs. Doubtfire.

    • @JohnJJ1221
      @JohnJJ1221 4 роки тому +63

      Tony R dude I just got done commenting on the balls video that her voice has a doubtfire feel to it.😆😆😆

    • @SandyRed881
      @SandyRed881 4 роки тому +16

      😂😂

    • @Foofightersgirl666
      @Foofightersgirl666 4 роки тому +11

      Tony R 😆😆

    • @gabriella1459
      @gabriella1459 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 3 роки тому +4

      HE IS BRAVE

  • @wongijen9167
    @wongijen9167 3 роки тому +4395

    The dislikes are parents who thought that this video was meant for kids

    • @dengeki3414
      @dengeki3414 3 роки тому +74

      They are

    • @skreebss
      @skreebss 3 роки тому +30

      Its a joke thing, definitely not for kids

    • @Ssnake_Eeater
      @Ssnake_Eeater 3 роки тому +73

      @@blackychan4187 look at the description

    • @raymints9583
      @raymints9583 3 роки тому +5

      @@skreebss you cannot prove that. :)

    • @dieteryuwono414
      @dieteryuwono414 3 роки тому +7

      Only teens will get this video

  • @tonyc4981
    @tonyc4981 4 роки тому +6654

    I'm tony and I approve this story

  • @ItterKeb
    @ItterKeb 2 роки тому +2760

    Tony must be really lucky
    to have that satisfied customers

  • @BatuhanDere
    @BatuhanDere 3 роки тому +566

    0:58 i was gonna say "imagine this was all an accident and it was innocent"
    UNTIL I HEARD THIS

    • @iloverice7994
      @iloverice7994 2 роки тому +45

      Oh my god as soon as i heard that i bursted out laughing 🤣

    • @Yippee11147
      @Yippee11147 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @donkey757
      @donkey757 2 роки тому +40

      @@iloverice7994 idk why but the way he said it was really funny "and will suck on them tonight"

    • @zippywind2.077
      @zippywind2.077 2 роки тому +1

      LOL XD

    • @wintorer_mai
      @wintorer_mai 2 роки тому +1

      @@donkey757 laugh of dying

  • @Gabehasnewyt
    @Gabehasnewyt 4 роки тому +2808

    Grandpa is becoming my favorite character in this series

  • @kylewatkins3938
    @kylewatkins3938 4 роки тому +711

    Oh my goodness. My grandmother came across this and was outraged because she thought they were actually made for children. Like this was some kind of new curriculum. 🤣

    • @gobigorange
      @gobigorange 3 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 2 роки тому +3

      How was your granma? God bless her heart

    • @staringatchairs7844
      @staringatchairs7844 2 роки тому +4

      LMAO

    • @Dennis-up8uf
      @Dennis-up8uf 2 роки тому +7

      With some of the stuff I’ve seen recently I wouldn’t be surprised.

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese 10 місяців тому

      You can thank conservative media outlets like the so-called “Fox ‘News’”…

  • @razerx76
    @razerx76 2 роки тому +696

    This doesn't sound right without the boom sound effect and the rock

  • @chillinc5158
    @chillinc5158 2 роки тому +740

    jokes aside, tony might have capitalist monopoly on nuts in the area.

  • @richardorta8960
    @richardorta8960 4 роки тому +1730

    I can see someone out there playing this for their kids without a clue about it being a dirty inuendo of a story.

    • @uuglyddoll8333
      @uuglyddoll8333 4 роки тому +9

      Too innocent to no better

    • @mesha5689
      @mesha5689 3 роки тому +6

      What does it mean
      Am 😕 confused

    • @richardorta8960
      @richardorta8960 3 роки тому +46

      @@mesha5689
      Well, I guess it is time to explain away someone's innocence...
      just replace the idea of nuts that you eat with nuts that are a part of male anatomy and rewatch the video.
      That should clear things up. :)

    • @mesha5689
      @mesha5689 3 роки тому +4

      @@richardorta8960 okay

    • @gamingscience3796
      @gamingscience3796 3 роки тому +56

      @@mesha5689 and the kid was never seen again

  • @BigDan67
    @BigDan67 4 роки тому +298

    he really got that “your mom” joke in there.

  • @user-tl7ks6nw9v
    @user-tl7ks6nw9v 2 роки тому +72

    Deaf people:aw what a wholesome book!
    Blind People: *OH MY GOD!*

    • @juanmiguelgonzales2711
      @juanmiguelgonzales2711 2 роки тому +11

      Why do i feel like ive seen this comment in the "would you play with my b***s" video

  • @billieford9683
    @billieford9683 3 роки тому +192

    These always brighten my day. Still chuckling several minutes later. How can I thank you?

  • @SuburbanVerm1n
    @SuburbanVerm1n 4 роки тому +1204

    How does the person not laugh while he's reading this...

    • @shadow_is_weird8991
      @shadow_is_weird8991 4 роки тому +54

      I would've died midbook

    • @tyroneswife4
      @tyroneswife4 4 роки тому +33

      @Alaska, you have some people out here who won't see the silliness of this book. It is hilarious! I shared it with my granddaughter and she couldn't put up her groceries because she was laughing so much😂😂😂

    • @gamzecakmak2353
      @gamzecakmak2353 3 роки тому +4

      I wonder how a woman laugh to this. It's absolutely degrading for them.:(

    • @nebxla2k619
      @nebxla2k619 3 роки тому +1

      I know

    • @eggwatch596
      @eggwatch596 3 роки тому

      Iwouldve choked

  • @bbloodgd1143
    @bbloodgd1143 2 роки тому +37

    1:22 you can hear him holding back his laugh

  • @crazyrobloxjj
    @crazyrobloxjj 2 роки тому +41

    The Rock has been doing his daily eyebrow raises when this kicked in.

  • @ribay9223
    @ribay9223 4 роки тому +2470

    Who tf named their son “BJ” 😂😂😂

  • @eatcommies1375
    @eatcommies1375 4 роки тому +551

    You should do “Dickins’ cider” ,She can’t wait to get home to enjoy Dickins’ cider:)

    • @tommynorthwood
      @tommynorthwood 4 роки тому +54

      A nice hot Dickens Cider is perfect on a cold winter day.

    • @eyehatefarcebook11
      @eyehatefarcebook11 4 роки тому +6

      as heard on the bob & tom show😂😂

    • @michaeltarver6423
      @michaeltarver6423 4 роки тому +3

      I thought I went something like when she got a prick in her hand she couldnt wait to get it in cider....

    • @adrianlee3497
      @adrianlee3497 4 роки тому +6

      Even the Reverend's wife likes a little Dicken Cider 😂😂😂

    • @d.b.1871
      @d.b.1871 3 роки тому +2

      Wait... is this a reference to a Smosh song from like 2013?

  • @dabber1018
    @dabber1018 3 роки тому +87

    imagine reading this to your kids as a bed time story LMAO

    • @juanmiguelgonzales2711
      @juanmiguelgonzales2711 2 роки тому +5

      Hmmm imagine a teacher reading this or the students have to read the story outloud and using it for a reading contest

  • @SeHUB24
    @SeHUB24 3 роки тому +85

    0:59 i CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @hellxsco
    @hellxsco 4 роки тому +168

    is _NOBODY_ gonna mention the fact that this guy lowkey sounds like Frieza from Dragonball Z?

    • @hyperionwhitestar1453
      @hyperionwhitestar1453 4 роки тому +3

      Chris Ayres would probably read this, if given money to on the Hunicast streams! Omfg It'd be so awesome!

    • @jjwon1609
      @jjwon1609 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @aerwyna7324
      @aerwyna7324 3 роки тому +3

      When Chris Ayres voiced Frieza? If so then yes, it really does.

    • @bilyanastoyanova1770
      @bilyanastoyanova1770 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh u gave me frickin nostalgia lol

  • @butch8310
    @butch8310 3 роки тому +848

    Tony won’t like no nut November

    • @pooptober9245
      @pooptober9245 3 роки тому +5

      he will

    • @LockdownCoverage_
      @LockdownCoverage_ 3 роки тому +1

      100th like!

    • @TastyComeDrop
      @TastyComeDrop 3 роки тому +9

      Ong I wont

    • @Jedssski
      @Jedssski 2 роки тому +2

      @@TastyComeDrop Deez nuts

    • @crayon3911
      @crayon3911 2 роки тому +2

      He will once December comes, everyone will love Tony's nuts! After all, they _are_ "devine". Think of how many people would start pouring in begging for Tony's nuts..

  • @admiralfurret
    @admiralfurret Рік тому +22

    0:41
    The fact that ,,mouths" is covered by a watermark, allowing your memory to fill up the gaps in the least innocent way possible makes it even funnier 💀

  • @Vybenne
    @Vybenne 2 роки тому +39

    1:00 OMG THIS IS SO SAVAGE LMFAO, MAD RESPECT FOR MY MAN TONY

  • @AvidaxTelekesis
    @AvidaxTelekesis 2 роки тому +81

    This was going to be a whole new level of narration.

  • @dapperlad9704
    @dapperlad9704 2 роки тому +23

    Are yall even questioning Spank the Monkey at 0:29

  • @johnnyjoestar6295
    @johnnyjoestar6295 2 роки тому +23

    I cannot watch this without a vine boom effect playing in my head

  • @vin.2
    @vin.2 2 роки тому +18

    1:09 THATS KINDA FRUITY

  • @johnopalko5223
    @johnopalko5223 4 роки тому +39

    I'd love to hear this guy reciting the Dr. Seuss Purity Test.

  • @billd3356
    @billd3356 4 роки тому +84

    I would have had to practice for hours to read this without laughing. A friend shared this with me and I was, by chance about to open a package of pistachios before I knew what this was. HILARIOUS.

  • @poopsock7861
    @poopsock7861 2 роки тому +23

    0:34 u can also see spank the monkey in the line lol

  • @roosh1986
    @roosh1986 Рік тому +6

    "Grandpa says he should just come out" had me laughing for 5 mins straight

  • @FlameJackstar
    @FlameJackstar 4 роки тому +29

    Damn, Tony is such a player.

  • @kurrymcflurry8152
    @kurrymcflurry8152 2 роки тому +62

    1:21
    I can hear you trying to stop yourself from laughing, Tom
    lmaooo

  • @ciptaantuhan9261
    @ciptaantuhan9261 2 роки тому +26

    Ahhh, the story of that one billionaire man which he's an engineer and has a very big ego...

  • @gachaseries7749
    @gachaseries7749 3 роки тому +18

    Tony must be feeling damn lucky...

  • @bytexyuta
    @bytexyuta 4 роки тому +60

    you can hear him trying not to laugh

  • @DL-rl9bd
    @DL-rl9bd 4 роки тому +32

    Lol! Why did I get an ad for Elm Hill, a christian book publisher?!
    That’s nuts!

  • @mrsnail6091
    @mrsnail6091 2 роки тому +8

    1:43 what will our kids think when they see smoking in a kids book

    • @LaLiTi
      @LaLiTi 11 місяців тому

      That smoking exists? Like in public children see it?

  • @GIOGIOJOJOOO
    @GIOGIOJOJOOO 2 роки тому +11

    The thing that makes this funny is his voice being so calm XD

  • @eyehatefarcebook11
    @eyehatefarcebook11 4 роки тому +32

    "Big Balls" by AC/DC.

  • @beanzthelittlefrogfriend7633
    @beanzthelittlefrogfriend7633 4 роки тому +20

    My friend sent me this after I sent her Charlie the Unicorn, I'm so proud of her.

  • @heh4952
    @heh4952 2 роки тому +6

    Respect the narrator for holding her laugh

  • @darkforestzombie218
    @darkforestzombie218 2 роки тому +15

    The dislikes are the parents who thought this was a children's book 😂

  • @murphysoil86
    @murphysoil86 3 роки тому +12

    The pics of nuts on the wall at 1:28 are the rather nutty😬

  • @dominoh5922
    @dominoh5922 4 роки тому +61

    Did no one else notice the call back to "Spank, the Monkey"?
    No?
    Just me?
    Ok

    • @Joedoeem
      @Joedoeem 4 роки тому

      I did its funny as hell the grandpa is there

    • @damianzoot8886
      @damianzoot8886 3 роки тому

      The pizza chef was there as well

    • @PiegiXD_2319
      @PiegiXD_2319 2 роки тому

      I thought I was the only one =0

  • @nazira5706
    @nazira5706 3 роки тому +9

    0:58
    I CANT ANYMORE!🤣

  • @samtepal3892
    @samtepal3892 3 роки тому +2

    It is the first time I have laughed in 2 years.
    Thank you.

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 3 роки тому +9

    Good God, these double entendre books are amazing!

  • @narutouzimaki4676
    @narutouzimaki4676 3 роки тому +15

    Who else thought this was a bit... weird 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @Pakku001
    @Pakku001 8 місяців тому +7

    0:06 No

  • @VroomiYT
    @VroomiYT Рік тому +10

    0:53
    Wait...

  • @wadecaton4017
    @wadecaton4017 4 роки тому +14

    These stories always put me in a better mood. Funny stuff man!

  • @imahumanperson8374
    @imahumanperson8374 4 роки тому +22

    We’re all very screwed up in this comment section. But it’s *FINE*

  • @chairwait3844
    @chairwait3844 2 роки тому +6

    This person made it enjoyable for everybody

  • @ronnieburk6017
    @ronnieburk6017 2 роки тому +10

    2:13 was weird 😂🤣

  • @meloclody9122
    @meloclody9122 3 роки тому +6

    Massive props to the narrator that had to hide his laughter

  • @magazinekitchen
    @magazinekitchen 4 роки тому +21

    Spank The Monkey likes nuts! LOL! I gotta get the whole series of these books!

  • @Ya_Boy_Roy
    @Ya_Boy_Roy 2 роки тому +3

    The softball coach, “Ms. Buldike” sent me 🤣

  • @randomness3094
    @randomness3094 2 роки тому +7

    Now I know why the channel is named "ITomfoolery" because we are FOOLED by TOM's FOOLERY by reading the stories

  • @blackriflesmatter9379
    @blackriflesmatter9379 4 роки тому +12

    TONY'S NUTS sure do get alot of business

  • @tonyktown
    @tonyktown 4 роки тому +5

    If someone doesn't get me this book for my birthday, I'm going to get a new set of friends.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Zylix08
    @Zylix08 2 роки тому +5

    Here's a challenge for you: listen to this with your eyes closed

  • @RadionessYouTube
    @RadionessYouTube 2 роки тому +4

    I am Tony and now my dream job is a nut shop owner.

  • @loganqc1309
    @loganqc1309 4 роки тому +3

    SO HLILARIOUS!😂😂 LOVE IT

  • @urmomlolza
    @urmomlolza 2 роки тому +10

    1:49 um, cigarette.

  • @gidigidigidagado
    @gidigidigidagado 6 місяців тому +2

    2:18 AYO that last line was wild 💀

  • @sekekele
    @sekekele 2 роки тому +9

    How does he do this without laughing his ass off lmao

  • @MMID303
    @MMID303 4 роки тому +7

    Lmao the proper British accent makes it even funnier

  • @dansmolen1618
    @dansmolen1618 4 роки тому +4

    Now this is good content!

  • @kuhlmey222
    @kuhlmey222 2 роки тому +1

    Bro how do you not burst out laughing reading these books

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 3 роки тому +4

    It's fortunate that nobody appears to have a nut allergy in this town.

  • @PyroMynx
    @PyroMynx 4 роки тому +4

    Omg, I love these books!!

  • @zavierong888
    @zavierong888 2 роки тому +10

    0:23 "Some say they taste divine."
    ABSOLUTEY HARAM

  • @janetjonas8059
    @janetjonas8059 Рік тому +2

    They tone the narrator tells the story in makes it so much funnier 😂

  • @kayawhitfield153
    @kayawhitfield153 Рік тому +2

    The creator of the book knew what they were doing💀

  • @meo-toph6002
    @meo-toph6002 2 роки тому +3

    "Some say tony's nuts smell great, some say they taste divine"
    i died HAHAHAHA

  • @ifxman
    @ifxman 4 роки тому +4

    I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy... :)

  • @thesink5028
    @thesink5028 2 роки тому

    This book is so good I listen to this book before I go to bed.

  • @booksbeforebed9628
    @booksbeforebed9628 3 роки тому

    Honestly the illustrations are fantastic.

  • @penguinbaby1179
    @penguinbaby1179 2 роки тому +4

    It’s killing me not to laugh RN 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbzsterz
    @abbzsterz 4 роки тому +12

    BJ.....really!?? That’s what the kid’s name is

  • @novibes6777
    @novibes6777 2 роки тому +1

    Bro, I'm starting to like books now no cap.

  • @booksbeforebed9628
    @booksbeforebed9628 3 роки тому +2

    A True Classic~

  • @gamermaxi5595
    @gamermaxi5595 2 роки тому +5

    I like how spank the monkey is in te line

  • @tyroneswife4
    @tyroneswife4 4 роки тому +6

    I started laughing just reading the title😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuaecht
    @joshuaecht 2 роки тому +1

    They need a book with all the characters, like Brenda and Tony. And Spanky too!

  • @Obake-vs-D-WRLD
    @Obake-vs-D-WRLD 2 роки тому +1

    i approve of these masterpieces

  • @Aviation-Exploration
    @Aviation-Exploration 2 роки тому +7

    0:47 LOL SO FUNNY

  • @BonoMalumSuperate
    @BonoMalumSuperate 3 роки тому +7

    Why do I feel so dirty after listening to this. LOL

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian 2 роки тому +1

    And to think... there is someone out there who sits down to write these stories. Knowing very well what they are doing

  • @MintPro47
    @MintPro47 2 роки тому +1

    This channel is golden

  • @jasmineaull6444
    @jasmineaull6444 3 роки тому +7

    “Take the hot and salty nuts and put them in their mouths.” Hahaha oh god no I can’t😂

  • @mrkingbeastmediakenth2009
    @mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 9 місяців тому +5

    1:59 wtf bro

  • @redgit9905
    @redgit9905 2 роки тому

    I like how there’s a story going through the books with Spanky standing in the line.

  • @augutus
    @augutus 16 днів тому

    Showed my kids this as their bedtime story, they loved it!

  • @almightyegg8667
    @almightyegg8667 2 роки тому +5

    Watch this with your eyes closed for a different experience.

    • @bilyanastoyanova1770
      @bilyanastoyanova1770 2 роки тому

      I saw a shop in my country says "put Tony's nuts in ur mouth" it was epic

  • @richiethemage2646
    @richiethemage2646 4 роки тому +6

    These are fantastic. well done.

  • @joel784
    @joel784 2 роки тому

    The last 0art made me rolling in laughter! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @steeringclear659
    @steeringclear659 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine the laugh that he had to keep back this whole time 🤣🤣🤣 🌰🌰